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# sorry


I had to get this out off my head how many times in one day can they play this !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# You know, there's these round things
and you put them in the box that the noise comes out of, and it only plays the noises that are on the round thing instead of the noises that the box can take out of the air. I find that tends to work.

:D

She looks like a pillock in that coke advert.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# I have
sabotaged 5 radios at work people are starting to suspect its me
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)
# I'm so very VERY nearly there
with someone's 'pooter who has xfm streaming all bloody day long.
It's ruined The Kings of Leon for me.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# or its local
radio which is even worse
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# XFM is so shit now
I must be getting on as I find myself drawn to Gold and Virgin Absolute Classic all the time now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Radio Stations
designed purely for Mini Cab drivers....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Could you turn it up a bit mate?
No
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# When Ah-ah get, to Warwick Avenuuuuuue-ue...
♪♫
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)
#
maybe just change the radio station next time?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)
# they always change it back
I ran one over on forklift truck they replaced it
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# jesus man
where do you work, Nazi Germany?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Some tool in the office here has
'Mercy' as their ringtone...

That doesn't get old. Oh dear me, no.

*goes postal*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# To be fair, mine's been Turn On, Tune In, Cop Out for about a year and a half.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Ah, but that has replay value.
Duffy just doesn't.

*checks to see if he has taken the '24' telephone sound ringtone off his mobile*

*texts smut to Fae*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Javelin throw to be much much tougher in 2012
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Gwan sturdy girl!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# hehe...
best thing for a car like that.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Eesh wouldn't want to get that landing on your foot...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)
[challenge entry] i want to know what happens next

also: compo roast
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# I really have no clue why I felt the need to do this...
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# hehe! shouldn't he be playing bingo, though?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Keh?
I have a feeling I'm missing something here.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# allow me to deRIS:
www.foxybingo.com/
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# I see.
I guess you had to be there.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# beer and a ?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Blowick...

* Can't you read!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# not really the text is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Well the anti-aliased text seemed even harder to read..
{Second version was here, but don't really need that now...}

I think it's the font, but it seemed like a suitable script. What would you suggest?
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Change the font!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Too brown!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Comic Sans!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Better?
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# That's not Comic Sans!

and I could read the first one ok anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# try this one:
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Much clearer.
Ta'
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Surely not everything need be in comic sans?
And surely Foxs talk in script.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# I actually thought it said 'Blowfish'
but what do I know...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Fuck all by the sound of it!

lol
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# WINNAH!
Nice first entry BTW.

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Foxy Bingo can fuck off.
This is much better than foxy bingo and the stupid ear dance.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Is Foxy still stalking ladies?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# The DJ?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# me too. any volunteers?
nice pic
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# \o

Will you be supplying the beers?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Heh nice pun
I think the poly needs more cowbell though.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Fix It Fox!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# ddlz
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Him on the far right is my favourite. I do like your style.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# I prefer the one on the far left.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# You would.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# and that'd be a *click*
then.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# lulz
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
#
LIGHTHOUSE!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Lighthouse you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# There should be a city ordinance
that says this pic needs to be posted every day.

*writes to MP*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Aw
I think that may be the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me on B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# why is it never raining in your pictures?
I like your style
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# owa-owa-owa-wa-wa-owa-wa-owa
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# <3
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# awesome as ever
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# ooh, nice
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)
# wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Arf!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Hahahaha, that looks like brilliant fun.
I'd sit on a tray though. Or duct tape a cushion to my bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# I wanna go!
Great!
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# hahahha, surface-to-air soldiers :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# I suspect he may need worming
General! Where's my Combantrin?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Hahaha, you loony!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# This made me
:)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# I've done that
but it might not be there now, as all I had was liquid eyeliner.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# I have a similar problem...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)
# I HATE BLACKS














I know what you mean, Millets is better
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Oh you're just so controversial!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# What has that got to do with liquid eyeliner?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Hello, Wowowowowowowow. How are you today?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Hello chicken, I am alright, although fucking ravenous.
You?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Pretty good. Just wasting an afternoon before work.
Tempted to make a bowl of pasta.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# 10 minutes until I can have a lovely beefy sandwich.
I might die first, I'm so hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# *rubs tumtum*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# FUNF MINUTEN.
Almost.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Marvellous
I'm going to buy me a brand new marker pen to do just this
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# i always make sure i have a marker on me for just such an occasion
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# =D:)
oops... double smiles
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# :(
I'm so colour blind I actually can't see the corrections you've made...

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# 4-- for
You-re mum [+']s a slag
Pakysies go home
Save the w[+h]ales
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# many thanks
*enhuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# more'n welcome
if you come to a bash you can read far away things to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# will do petal.
I'm sure the argument I'm currently having with my optician will have been resolved before any such bash may happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# I want some new glasses
but I just haven't the funds until at least the end of the month.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# :( there's a guy i play warhammer 40k with who can't see reds or blues apart
bless him, his army is the most appalling painted thing i've ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Does anybody actually rebuke the conformity of the painting of such models
and have a magenta 40K army or really gayily painted models - just to mess up the minds of the other players - that would be a welcome sight.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# oh no, i think that's bad form
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# or make actual real clothes for their army
out of velvet... mmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# I once painted a marine in McDonalds colors, with a golden arches shoulder-logo.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# *applauds civic responsibility of this post*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# When you corrected some graffitti to read "pennies from heaven", it was already correct
:)

*swift hugs all round*

psst: www.b3ta.com/board/9235199
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)
# *think*
Pennines from heaven didn't make any sense though
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# oooh I miss my pennines.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# you!
*swift hugs back atcha*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# \o/
*readjusts pants*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Now do yours...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# haha
Have your hands been cut off? ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Yes!
*leaves Dix to figure out how I'm typing this*

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Head dobber?
*runs for the hills*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# *nukes from orbit*
Try running for them now, matey...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Hola kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# *Flamencos*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# *plays spanish guitar and wails like she's trodden on a plug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# This image will stay with me all day.
In a good way.

Edit:



(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# AAAHYYYYAAAAAAAAAYAAAAA
*foot shuffle*

edit: oooh, thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# *nibbles fried sardines*
OLÉ!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# You'd look gorgeous in one of those dresses. You've got just the right sort of leg hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# :D
I'm feeling ravenous also, petal. What do you say to meeting me for lunch at 12? Usual table?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# You mean that one floating in the middle of the channel?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# *invites both of you to the trendy brasserie just down the road*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Do you think we would all fit inside the one bra?
/comedy misreads
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Great minds...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# *fly on the wall harpsichords*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Mmmm, bras....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Stop that - right now...
This, in addition to the text smut from Jessie last night, I don't know....

*gets all flustered*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Oh yes?
Textual smut, eh? No bugger ever texts me smut *grumble*.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Don't even go there.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Even if I could I can't. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Aye, that's the one. Best fresh fish in Europe.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# *gets goose fat evening dress on*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Is that the Donna Karan one?
sounds fab.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# With matching extremely tight rubber cloche.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# You'd better not forget the
Perspex Liberty Bodice*

*That I borrowed from Prof Undercover
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# :D lovely stuff.
FOOOOOOOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# heh!
the bhs toilet in edinburgh used to have a graffiti wall where someone had gone through it marking the messages out of ten and giving them a report on their grammar and spelling. Was mildly humourous.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# There is also the legend of
the graffito (?) in The Mitre pub in Oxford that read:

"You don't buy your beer here, you only rent it...."
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# fank yoo
i fined ritin is difik dyf hard
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Concerned your daughter might be sniffing glue?

newz
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# I always thought the Frank campaign was a bit sinister in itself
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)
# aye!
and the www.talktofrank.com site right now really reminds me of a cellar entrance.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# :D
Morning/Afternoon sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# morning/afternoon miss
how do you do?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# hungry and bored. The usual.
Your fly self?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# same.
also, stressed, but unmotivated. :(
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# 18 points, sir! *clicks*
All well, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# yes, sir.
how do you do, sir? are you well?

I'm currently procrastinating. A lot. Too much, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# I am well, sir
I, too, am in major work-avoidance mode. It's catching up with me, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# meh
I worked a lot yesterday... that's how it goes right? one day off, one day on... then the weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# yes, me too
though I fear I arrived in the danger-zone some time ago and I need to try and scramble back out of it. :/
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Complete with digital train!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# yes, that is odd, I only noticed it at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Nicely done
Henry would fit well in the scene?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# doubtful.
I fucking hate him.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# scrolling back i now see where the other one got the idea
nice one:)credit where credits due
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Hans



(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Those Socks!!!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# I'm not sure they could even be
properly called socks - the primary material looks too thin. Something of that low denier is surely a tight!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Maybe they are made from the stretched foreskins of
Okapi.

That would explain it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Since the word for Socks and Stockings is the same in German, hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Strumphen FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Prof, those are hose
If I am not mistaken
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# :D
hooray for the Germans - they're such a lovely bunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Knees..
and bump-sa-daisy...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# nice hat!

:-/
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# lol :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)
# hahahahahhaahha, brilliant, bobs!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Ace stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# I really must apologise for this abomination


Click for bigger (160 kb)

The Albino Turtle is pretty freaky too... he he
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# now THAT is pretty disturbing
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Oh it's a TURTLE
I thought it was an appendage with eyes. You know the appendage in question.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Denis Thatcher?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# In a manner of speaking...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Ahhhh.....!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# 0_0
Goodness!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Brill!
also

*reaches into the image and sorts out Brois' tie*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Oh, you...
You sartorial god, sir.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# well - it's not that it's crooked that pisses me off
it's that he has purposefully made it crooked.

faux rakishness is not something we should tolerate
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# oh god
kill it with spears
i mean boris
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# have my first click of the day
sir
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# That's horrid
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Hehehe
Like it
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# pfffft!
like it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# ahahaha
Domestos, the choice of the discerning waster.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# hahahahhaha! brill!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# if you hit up the hospitals you can get some of that MRSA killing hand gel
it's like 70% proof!

... each plastic dispenser is oak aged for 22 days before being lightly smoked with hay from a farm in Durham, serve with meat and cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# I sometimes use it to perk me up on ward rounds
You put it on your hands and inhale it. Certainly wouldn't recommend drinking it.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Superb Work, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Very good stuff, sir
I'd rather lose Emmerdale than Art Attack though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# you!
*Massive Hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Me!
*big cuddle*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Things like Art Attack will suffer though.
Once they have enough episodes to broadcast in rotation they cancel them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Sadness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Didn't...
Art Attack go a while back?
(beemoh, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)
# That's excellent!
But I did have to unfocus my eyes before I could figure out what it was.

/can't immediately recognise Tennents tin, probably not a bad thing blog
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# hahaha
bizarre
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# bizzaro, I'm helping
bizzaro, I'm helping!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Me LOVE you!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahaa
*breathe*
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# hahahha
brilliant work
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# hahahaha braw
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# hahaha!
awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Absolute genius
Brilliant stuff
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# You know
I bet that's exactly what he does every time he leaves the pub. Cheeky scamp.
(FoxyBadger (try saying it backwards), Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Haha, superb
Looks like Marty Feldman
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
love it

EDIT: Why is this not in the compo?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)
# oh, you beauty
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# hahahaha!
well done, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)
# What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?


ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Awwwww!
I love roos, they're fab.

Edit: And if you cross a Cricket with a Wombat?

A Cricket Wom, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# I think I'll spoil your concept of skippy.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKf6d0SDv7k

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# I will not be disabused of my flights of fancy.

Your antipodean negativity shall not encroach upon my happy place.

*clutches cuddly Kangaroo*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# how close have you got to a roo?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Well, I patted one.
How close is that?
And no, not in a zoo, either.

Edit: She (for it was a she) seemed quite docile, and yes, I do understand it's not the norm.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# A wild one? Was it alive?
Like all animals they can be good and bad, just some people have very twisted concepts of that and get right pissed when they're attacked.

besides, I just love that video it's hilarious.

I fucking hate emus.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Was it alive? What?
yeah, and the card I sent home read like this:

Dear Aunt Marjorie,

Having a lovely time in Australia, Uluru was very pretty, and Gladys and I spent a wonderful afternoon patting dead kangeroos. Hope you are all well, see you in two weeks,
lots of love,

JPG
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# :D
I have to say that a dead wombat on the side of the hume highway was the only time i've seen one outside of captivity.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# I rather like Wombats, too
I grant that you do have a cracking selection of bizarre and dangerous animals round your way, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# most of them are fine provided you don't annoy them
personally I think the kookaburra is one of the best and nicest creatures we have
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# And I admire his ability to sit in
the old gum tree, being merry merry king of the bush 'n all.

/I've no idea why I remember that song.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Kookaburra sits on the electric wire
Jumping up and down with his pants on fire!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# *LOL*
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Cassowary are some dinosaur looking mother fuckers!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9UK5Gsy-BY&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Bloody hell!
You wouldn't want one of those swimming up your arse.

/Paul Merton blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# I once looked at a Koala with Mrs. UnderCover
... it was one of the smelliest and least thrilling experiences of my life. Conversely, it was a defining moment for Mrs UnderCover...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# How so? Finally she met an animal more slothful and stinky than you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
# no
more slothful and stinky than almost as cute as
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# last time I was in OZ
one tried to jump in front of my car.... stupid animals.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# one of my mums pals was attacked by one. Her husband attacked the roo with a noodle-floatie.
meanwhile www.b3ta.com/board/9235207 :(

Sorry, I'm dull.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
# not a problem - I'll figure it out for myself I'm sure
it's just a bit of a frustration at the moment -- also I've just tried to SSH into it from work and that's not fucking working any more either.

I'm starting to think Ubuntu isn't as fun and easy to use as I had at first believed... either that or I don't really have a static IP address...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# the ssh crap is probably your firewall (ufw probably) blocking anything non local
or it's blocked higher up in the chain.

ubuntu is fairly simple. but you still need to set it up properly (yes those dirty dirty term windows rather than the nice happy guis)

ed: oh your work box may have changed ip addys? look at key exchange between them then. you have physical access to both of them.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# I'm suspicious I need to look at dynamic DNS
- I'm not sure I have a static IP address... although I thought I did.

Things don't seem to stay working when I get them working, which is what pisses me off. Should probably just get it all working and then leave it running in a corner.

yeah - it looks like my router's reset itself - it's not even returning pings any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# there's a few foibles that stop working from time to time.
but I've never found anything where i've gone and changed a config file or updated a rule, then restarted the process that's gone wrong.

Anything that has a gui on top of it though, i don't trust it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# ha ha ha
he got wet!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# A damn good shag
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# a milkshake? wait....


not to be picky but isn't that a goat?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Well whoever took the photo says it was a big horned sheep.
grannevacation.s3.amazonaws.com/2007_summer_plains/20070701_sunday/20070701_bear_country_big-horned_sheep_640x480.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# =D
pretty sure whoever took the photo is an idiot :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Probably!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# It is
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mouflon

I meet these sometimes in the forest on the way to work. A work colleague saw them once and came into work exclaiming he'd seen "funky goats with Princess Leia hairdos".
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# sexeh tiems?
WOO!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9235230
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# arrested for crimes against nature
and breaking laws which limit genetic experimentation?

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# :D
i like this
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Chickephant!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# about 15 years
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# The Horn?!
WOO!

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Blow jobs?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# You people disgust me!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Several Welshmen with bloody great bruises.
Hurrah for stereotypes.

Bloody news, being anticlimactic again:

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# thats much less interesting than it should have been
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# You're not wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Mark Durkan looks a bit like a Zombie
... also - ningles sparkle bear
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Oooh does that mean there's a department for undead?

Edit - oh, no. How very disappointing.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# "Whoa! I thought they smell bad on the outside!"
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# yay!

wow this one is old
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# happy candleday!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Um, A woolly jumper?
that's just silly. Nice jorb though!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# From here, the pub you can see...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# construction may have been quicker with his help
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# i doubt it
lazy fucker would just sit around dispensing useless cryptic advice and then getting carried everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Haha love it
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Huplah
That's really darned super. :D
(Dresen H.O.M.G., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# heheheheheh, awesome that is, yeeeeeees!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Spot on, that man.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Oh yes.
Yes indeed. Nicely done, sir.

A pint would go down a storm right now. Hmmm - HSB, I think, and a cheese & pickle sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# mmm lost in space you are


Excellent centre of balance you have (shortarse)

Edit: excellent shoppage :D
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# DANGERWILLROBINSON
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# :D
expertly punctuated sir
*doffs cap*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# over lunch is
back to work you will get!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Chavtastic.
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Click
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# talk about a shooting gallery...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# I still love this
Do you have it in enormous?
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# I'd buy that for a Dollar
A Zimbabwean dollar, that is.

It's fucking great mind you, I'm just a cheap bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Somebody ram that girder
Feel the need to adopt the Bender voice and say "INSERT GIRDER!"
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Ooh!
I am tempted to merge this with mine.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Mine needs more yoda!

(ginger love muscle, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Look at that little rascal


(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# *blows dust off smiting shovel*
c'mon then!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Yaaarghhh!
It's like Prodge went evil.


More evil.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# *fears*
It looks like a crite. Is it going to consume chickens and grow huge?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# *goes home early to watch critters again*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# the mouth is actually from a critter
that movie was such a classic :D haha.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Anything where
Billy Zane gets his guts ripped out is fine by me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Why so serious?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# happy chap
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I just breathed in
and my nose whistled... I think I may be possessed

also this is beautiful in an evil way
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# occasionally my deeply repressed school accent breaks through and i whistle syllibants
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# *accompanies on the Blues harp*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
#
thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# question:
why is there a same-old same-old picture of dot cotton as the joker on the fp yet not one of Manley's yodas are?
seriously, this place takes the piss sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# also i like this hideous bird creature
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Paisley, Paisley, PAISLEY!

I spent too long last night making this vector!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Ah yes, the 1 meg Paisley again...
;p

Oooh you little ninja you!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# That's not how the internet works.
It's just under 250k - you don't have to load it for each tile.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)
# WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!
morbo.ytmnd.com/
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Then how is it that my hair is frying?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# the internet works in mysterious ways
the internet gave birth to itself
the internet will die and rise again
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)
# *raises eyebrow*
sure it said 967kb a moment ago...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
# I think that my innocent whistling can be taken as INCONTROVERTIBLE PROOF that it did not.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# now THIS is how the internet works
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# In the face of such evidence, I withdraw any and all inference of misdemeanour, and shuffle away in a contrite fashion.
I withdraw any and all inference of misdemeanour and shuffle away in a contrite fashion.
Edit - and if you're spamming Yoda (which is ace btw) may I spam this?

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
#
Yes, sir. yes you may. *woo*
(Dresen H.O.M.G., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Yes, I will click it.
I am upset that Yoda is not being more represented.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# woo!
dribbles slightly...
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# But how???
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)
# It's so disturbing, I can't look away!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# WE WILL NEVER.
SUT DOYN.
WITH TERROROROROOROORISTS.

woowoo!!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)
# He is brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)
# I bumped into him in the lobby of the Commons on an A Level trip.
Have I told you already? He was huge.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)
# ballymena hey!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
# ballykissangel yo!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Wotcha Prof!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)
# moi aussi...
race you to... erm.... South Korea!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# ok
*races*

*wins*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# damn!!!
you with this round HAT!

... race you back?

*starts running like a fat kid*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# *takes slow boat to China*
*still wins*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# *blusters in all red in the face and sweaty*
wha... ?

*collapses*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# ha!
that is a beautiful transcription of "sit down" as it is spoken by the Paisley man.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# PAAAAAAAIIIIIIISSSSSSLEEEEEEEEEEYYYY! Woo!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)
# HAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
# He's got an enourmos mouth!

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# oh that's disturbing
like watching a birth in reverse
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Sorry, is this better?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# yes. very much
*wibbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)
# mmmm
that's satisfying to watch
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Then I may spam this again
even though I just did, down there:

www.b3ta.com/board/9234307
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# oh fuck yeah!
mmmmmmmmMMMMMmmm

I like the full speed one, it's not a sexy as the slower one but it has other qualities when endear it to me
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
# I remember this
excellent again :)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# archhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# NOI SURRENNDAAAAAHHHH!
so I did


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# as good
as he is loud
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)
# *blinks*
good?

EDIT: How rude! Good Morning Twiggles!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# 'lo
I'm saying your post is very very very very good as he is very very very very loud
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Ah, I thought you were saying
I thought you were sayingHE was as good as he is loud . . . thankyou!

It was a pre-cursor to BLAAAAAAAAARRB! which I think you missed


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)
# I think 'missed' is a bit strong
... didn't have to endure is more like it

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
# *cries*
*reposts 'Anything Goes' back catalogue*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# you'll be dead
when he's sorry
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# THIS!
You're like a mind reader!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# :D
I've been trying to scrub anything goes from my mind :)

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# YOWZA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Hye Nye Bryne Cye
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# oh god
that's awesome but i can't help but imagine the terror of an entire room wallpapered in it... the horror!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# more deafening than
Father Ted's wallpaper

EDIT: Didn't Captain Wow like Father Ted's wallpaper a moment ago? THREAD-DELETION DETECTED!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# haha!
down with this sort of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Careful now!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# obviously no one replied, and this was A DISASTER.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# quiet you or I'll have you flogged
also - I want to talk Linux with someone...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# ME!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# okay then
I was hoping someone might recommend a decent UPnP media server ... I've been playing with MediaTomb and it seems to need to be re-built every couple of days or so...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I was right with ya
up to 'okay then'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# I know nothing about them I'm afraid.
Sorry, I don't really use a computer to have fun. :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# you used to be cool
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# I'M TRYING TO APPEAL TO A DIFFERENT DEMOGRAPHIC
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# oh hell yeah! top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# In case I was unclear, this is the best thing ever and should be an FP by now.
I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Could you be a bit clearer?
Cheers by the way ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# haha nice
anyone remember the not the nine oclock news sketch where he was singing a baby to sleep?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Woo says Chuck


(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# pffft....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Lovin' the Chuck Boris
Very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Fucking hell!
You are a talented mofo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Ta very much
I've just had a new idea pop into the noggin', must jott it down to waste time on later. *scribbles on hand
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
#
shouldn't this be in orange?
(alloydog, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# cor blimey....
ULSTER SAYS NOUOOOOUOOO
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Hot piss!
That's pretty impressive!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Bad trip!
(Drooper, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# NEVER, NEVER, NEVER again!!
The world like, turned all orange and shit...
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# wonderful this:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# On a similar theme to Ad7...


De-Ris


EDIT: How rude of me. Mornin', all!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Pfft
You thilly!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# ah shame
this means the happiest man in Nottingham is out of a job
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)
# whu?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Perkin Warbeck
(1474 – 23 November 1499) was a pretender to the English throne during the reign of King Henry VII of England. Traditional belief claims that he was an impostor, pretending to be Richard of Shrewsbury, 1st Duke of York, the younger son of King Edward IV of England, but was in fact a Fleming born in Tournai around 1474. The "Perkin Warbeck" of the traditional tale was claimed to be the son of a French official, John de Werbecque and Katherine de Faro.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)
# or
the chap who works in my local Blockbuster, who's the happiest fella I've ever met, always up for a chat about your film choices even when he has a massive queue to serve
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# ^ this is more likely to be the correct answer.
I quite liked the idea of it being Perkin Warbeck, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
# oh he's real then?
I thought he was a figroll of your imagination
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# 1 in 9 of the UK population are
and they're breeding!!! Soon we'll be over run and we'll have to eat each other just to stay alive... then what? eh? what then?

indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)
# I know that statistically
only one in every seven dwarfs is happy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
# 9 out of 10 people
would participate in another gang rape
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# *give the Prof an enormous hug*
There, there, dear - it'll all be ok soon.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
# *coos softly*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# hehe...
You're referring to my constant citing of his Magic Newt, are you not?
I just think he has a marvelous name.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)
# indeed sir
so the newt isn't real then?

damn.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Well, like Dale Winton's cat - he *may* be...
snipurl.com/d2hsk
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Excellent work, that man...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# or do they???
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Pffft!
I love wikipedia's graphic used by way of explanation:

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# I should have tagged that
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Well
That explains everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# haha
bob holness will take it hard
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)
# He does take it hard,
the bitch
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)
# haha
*closes photoshop*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# heheh
I heard it on the news last night. My last thought as I drifted off to sleep was along the lines of, "Oooh - that gives me an idea. But I bet someone'll beat me to itzzzzzzzz..."
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# I get in a flap when i see a new story
ZOMFG someone will beat me to it! Then i realise i'm just making a toap and the reason nobody has done it is because its just not funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Ah...
Since all I can manage is toap and the occasional cut-n-paste-n-pixel-by-pixel retouch in paint, I don't worry about that.

I know my limits...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Morning knee face
... there's going to be no shops left in a couple of weeks...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Knee face?
Wha'?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)
# why not
it's as good a greeting as any other one...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Ummmm...
OhhhhKaaaaaaaaay...

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)
# haha, nice one
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# I'm surprised they've made it last as long as they have
It takes me less time to download a movie than it does to drive to Blockbusters.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)
# haha! shame, but then again, I haven't had to rent a film in about 5 years.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# because you've seen them all?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)
# yes. Including the ones that arent out yet - there's been a new breakthrough in home video marketing
"Instant cassettes" - they're out in stores before the movie is finished
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# curse you betamax!
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Can i spam this please?
www.b3ta.com/board/9234307
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Yes you can.
It's magnificent.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# A blockbuster in Queensland, where I lived 5 years ago
keep sending me happy birthday messages. I'll miss those.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
# As joe Queenan once pointed out
how many other industries can survive when 95% of their stock is obsolete?

And I used to work there, it was shit
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# ...
"Edward Woo, Wedbush Morgan Securities, said: "Blockbuster has been facing some liquidity issues for a while now and this is one of the options they have. It's not a great one."

Consider yourself woo'ed!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# ...
I think that this may be my first ever /board Woo.

*gushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I don't like this new channel


De Ris: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7922770.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# haha
but my remote doesnt have a minus button!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Oh!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)
# 600 hours into the future...?
... not the langoliers channel again :(

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)
# perfect opportunity for this then...
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post380646

and nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Mindpiss!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# I think you'll find
You mean this
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Nope,
definitely this
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post380646
or at a stretch, this:
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post380168
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Nice idea
But it's my turn, dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# *maniacally cackles*
/strokes cat
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# *limps into corner*
/recovering from strokes cat
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Very 'Clue'-like, sir
Therefore I heartily approve.

*pokes with stick*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
[challenge entry] not worth a thread of its own due to pea/flame interfacing
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Hahaha
still good.

Child cow is my favorite. What a wag.
(a young donald sutherland (hanke), Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)
# he ain't got shit
on Child Aquarium.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
Fanta stick!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
the RAGE sent me over the edge and into a full office lol.

Luckily, no-one can afford to come into work any more, so there was only me to hear it. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# that's great
that 'aquarium' outfit is bizarre
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)
# hahahhahaha! *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Hmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# They're selling Friends Reunited?
I bet that's worth twice what they paid for it by now!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# MOST OF THE CUTS WILL BE MADE
HALF A MILE FROM WHERE I'M sat now



damn this keyboard and the capslock
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# No, that's Dewhurst's you're thinking of.
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# from space with a lazer!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# bellyman GRRRAUW


Source is worse:
cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/photo/38/7052/Go-Ahead-Have-Lick_500x500.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Awww he's having a nice sit down
after a long day being pushed around.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# *Fears*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# It's ok though
He's fighting the flab

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# O_O
*Runs away*

These are awesome
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# :)
ta muchly
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# hahahahhahahahahah
hahahahahahaha


hahahahahahahah


ahahahaha


hahahahah

mind you - the source was almost as funny
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Is that....
Jade Goody?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# bahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# mmmm smudge
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Oh Christ!
But what's this???
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# how did he grow tits under his shoulders
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# If that's the source pic I think it is
a picture of him sans cream and with head got me banned last time. :(

I don't post such things anymore. Just jokes about dead people and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# "two dead people and a shit
walk into a bar..."
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)
# ... the bar man gives the shit a pint and turns to the other two and says...
sorry - we don't serve spirits.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# # ... the bar man gives the shit a pint and turns to the other two and says...
" He always acts like a turd"
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)
# ~ ... the bar man gives the shit a pint and turns to the other two and says...
Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie,
O, what a panic's in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
Wi' bickering brattle!
I wad be laith to rin an' chase thee,
Wi' murd'ring pattle!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# he continues...
I'm truly sorry man's dominion,
Has broken nature's social union,
An' justifies that ill opinion,
Which makes thee startle
At me, thy poor, earth-born companion,
An' fellow-mortal!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# ... the bar man gives the shit a pint and turns to the other two and says...
When did you start hanging out with the Scatman?
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# *hugs*
thank god for cream!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Lasers are the way forward
Sorry, couldn't resist.



Click for bigger (242 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)
# WRRYYYYYYYYYYY and other memes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# He wouldn't approve of all those naked men
they might be GAY and therefore un American
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# I'm un-American
does that make me gay?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Chuck Norris is a redneck cunt.
Bruce Lee must be rolling in his gravy
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)
# but which is better? bruce lee or chuck norris
THERES ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT

FIIIIIIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# bruce lee is already dead
he fought until he died.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# at least chuck would have a chance this way
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
[challenge entry] May aswell compo this.....

cfb
The evolution of a tenner!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# This is ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# There is sometimes this concept of competition, as if it is possible to have a nemesis. Nobody is worth this dignity.


As we barge forth towards our inevitable goal we must take stock of the things we crush. This is as far as we can let our minds stray from our task.

This is the limit.

gronkpan.tumblr.com/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Give me a sound reason as to why I should click the link to your tumblr,
GRINKPAD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)
# GIVE ME ONE REASON WHY YOU FEEL SORRY YOU DID
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# I'M WORRIED I MIGHT LIKE IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# The only obstacle is you. You must drive through this if you are going to achieve glory.
It will not be easy but it will make you stronger.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# exceed the limit
push the paradigm,
heave the upper quartile and beyond,

facilitate the max!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# this is more than just talk, this is more than a way of life.
This is what it means to exist.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# I didn't reply to this because I couldn't think of anything which would be contructive to say.....
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
#
To further illustrate the putative incompleteness of quantum mechanics, Dale Winton applied quantum mechanics to a living entity that may or may not be conscious. In Dale Winton’s original thought experiment he describes how one could, in principle, transform a superposition inside an atom to a large-scale superposition of a live and dead cat by coupling cat and atom with the help of a ‘‘diabolical mechanism.’’ He proposed a scenario with a cat in a sealed box, where the cat's life or death was dependent on the state of a subatomic particle. According to Dale Winton, the Copenhagen interpretation implies that the cat remains both alive and dead until the box is opened.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Dale Winton?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# DALE WINTON!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# he's a plastic homosexual who 'works' on
UK television. He's big friends with Cilla Black and the person who does his tan
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)
# and the one who
welds his hair.

I didn't respond because I (evidently incorrectly) assumed that they had Google in Australia.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# I thought the Australian Government made google censor the responses
to remove any reference to any form of culture no matter how low brow, and to make it look like Australia was some sort of international sporting and/or political power...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# No amount of legislation
could make that happen.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)
# why is b3ta so racist towards australians
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# I don't know.
I'll ask. Back in a moment.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# it's mostly just to wind k3b/-\b up...
... that's why I do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Yeah, ^ that too
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# GO EAT CHEESE DUTCHY.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Cheese?
Now, that's not a bad plan.

Also - there's no need to shout, dear.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# you were the one that started it.
besides, it's not shouting, it's easier to read if someone forgot their glasses. /considerate blog.

:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# I wasn't shouting, I was
re-inforcing...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# I know who dale winton is I was wondering why you have gone and replaced erwin schrodinger by dale winton
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
# DALE WINTON!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# DON'T MAKE ME START A BANDWAGON!!
SHIFT KEYS AND REPETITION OF A NAME IMPLIES A BANDWAGON
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Here's the Irish World Cup Team from Korea 2002.
May be useful to you -

Shay Given, Ian Harte (Steven Reid 77'), Steve Staunton,
Jason McAteer (Steve Finnan 45'), Matt Holland, Damien Duff, Robbie Keane,
Kevin Kilbane, Mark Kinsella, Gary Breen, Gary Kelly.

Edit: And you're still shouting, dear. It's all right, we *can* hear you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# can I get the executive summary of this post please
I'm a very busy lady!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# To precis:
Stuff. And a cat. Or maybe not.

There you go!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# INVEST
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# conversations like these are naught but a distraction from our ultimate goal
We need to put such petty ideas aside. We have already sacrificed it all. There is no idea of being sidetracked at this point.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# When I was a weasel, I used to speak like a ocelot, think like a goldfish, reason like a elk;
when I became a rhino, I did away with elkish things.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# stylish
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)

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