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# i've just rewritten history............................and saved nagasaki.....:)
*as old as bread itself*
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Science - Woo

* That's some heavy bread!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# very stable though.....unlike plutonium..:D
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# I endores this image
Brings about a new past era or world peace.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Has he just licked it?

(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# arf...does seem that way dunnit?..:D
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# best thing since sliced?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Do the fellas chew tobaccy?
And the women wicky wacky woo?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Fresh from ze oven !
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# hahaha.........eye eye captain
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# top work
bee tea double ewe: can I have the source pic?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# prolly long time gone as i've had to re-install windows few times..gah!
just google bakers/bread-should yield results:)
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# balls
can't find it.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)
# K Boushh
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Phoar...look at the thermal detonator on that!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# 30 minutes until Rogue Trooper tiem
hurry with your blue crayons folks


*edit - I've just realised why you've done that picture, the mask does look a bit like it don't it :D
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# who what eh?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# did you miss the memo?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# What up with my Prod, Mr Toast?
Is he poorly?
*concerned*
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# no job again
C]:0(


(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Gah!
Wish I'd seen that hours ago.

*sulks*
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# i just did one in 30 mins!
you can do the same! :D
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# 18 minutes left, I may do another!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Do we have to draw?


(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)
# nope
i hope not!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# well it is called a draw off
but this is b3ta
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# HOW DO I COLOUR IN BLUE IN PAINT SHOP PRO ARGHHHhhh
*has arnie predator pic ready*
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# pick the brush tool, then choose blue from the palette
then press the mouse button down and move the cursor about your image
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)
# cunt i was doing that
/switches to rambo
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# *waits patiently*
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)
# i have something nice
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)
# I have 3 and am wondering about pea'ing some old ones too :D
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# i just did it specially for your thread!
:D
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Just googled rogue trooper,
basically a blue soldier.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# What, a smurf with a helmet?

(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# YES!


(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Yeah spot on Toastie!
I'm getting ready...nearly bought Rogue Trooper for the PS2...err...but didn't :-)
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# I was umming and ahhing
has anyone played it? is it worth the £4 on amazon?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Would you be talking about the new wii version?
And if so, is it any good?
*wants*
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# that's the old PS2 one isn't it?
just made to use a wobbly controller and the graphics quality turned down ;)
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Pretty much.
And i'm not happy the wii got passed over on the new resi evil, either.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Ace
I love it
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# 24 minutes this time....
hmmmmmmmmmmm

12, 12, 24....

TO THE LAB!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# "....because he's holding a thermal sonic screwdriver!"
ace :D

(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# nice!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# I got one of those new Economic Crisis stamps this morning


Postage ain't half dear these days.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# the queen's head has a knife in the back?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Nah, it's a blindfold.
She loves those kinky sex games!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Elizabeth Regina
pft!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# goodness!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# it's funny because
Regina sounds like vagina ... which is a lady's sex bits
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# the ladies on the titles of Supersize v Superskinny don't have any sex bits
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# oh yeh - what's this between her legs then?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Whichever the one on the left is,
reminds me a bit of Tea Leoni there.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# yes
and I so would
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# yup
you're not allowed to show sexy bits on television - you are allowed to show real people's mental and physical anguish...
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# the should have a show called Supersize vs Bastards
where they both have the same diet of 15 burgers a day, but one of them never puts on any weight
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# She's been stabbed in the back by [insert current vilified group here]!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# [b3ta] ?



(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# that's a look of profound lust if ever I saw one
he's thinking "... I love it when you talk frugal Alistair... you're getting it in the cabinet office later on!"
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# I think it's eyebrow envy.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# stop making me laugh
I have to get back to work


see


I've gone


*gones*
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# you going to be here at 3 for HT's rogue trooper thing?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Eh?
Is this geeky post time?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# maybe
.....


if I can be arsed to make technology* work....



*the scanner on the other side of the room
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# "...I've heard you're into fiscal easing"
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Don't forget to lick it !
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# why am I imagining them singing abba?
MAMMA MIA.
HERE I GO AGAIN.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Hehe, nice one!
They do like that "Darling's left profile whilst Brown looks wistfully on" angle.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# very good action
have a biscuit. The tin plays happy birthday if you wind it up!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)
# That is very cool indeed
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# hahahaha!
excellent stuff
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# toplolz!
skilled work
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Thats outstanding !!!
*clicks
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Is it just me or is anyone else reminded of an Abba video when they see that?
Woo btw
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Needs more magenta
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# You're possibly the biggest furry ever.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Because I jumped on the "megenta cock" thing?
>_<
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# you jumped on a magenta cock?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# ^ this
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# yay for one eyed monsters
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# ...
That raised a chuckle.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# ...and not just a chuckle!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# ahhahahahaha
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# PMSL!

(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)
# cenaris: Furry Consultant
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# silly cenaris...
monster cocks not be magenta!

:)
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Nice type matChinG
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Haha! Get him in the eye Sully!!



(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# i would imagine it to be more furry than that
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)
# matted
with monster spit?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Hehehehe
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# ahahaha!!!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Monster Splash !
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# :)
Lookit his one eyed monster!

/pun
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Ding dang do...
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# ^ Mum!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Yes?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Can I have an ice cream?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# YES!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Hello...
* Moves in and reverts to sucking nipple
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# NO!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Sorry was dat the wong one as well?
*Moves to Mummuy Ttssattsr's third nipple
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# YOU'RE A GOOD SON, SON.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Hang on....
THAT'S NOT YOU NIPPLE!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
posting at 12 minute intervals are we..?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# I noticed that, too...
*ponders*
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# maybe his skill lies in the 12 minute time frame...
hmmmmmmmmmmmm

TO THE LAB!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# *follows*
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# *shuts door before Freebs can get in*
;-P
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# *puts kettle on*
I have no ideas - but at least here in the lab we're safe from recrimination... until the funding runs out :(
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# damn our exceedingly poor RAE 2008 results
... one starred :(

I knew I shouldn't have tried to convince them the Beano was a peer reviewed journal.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Never mind, Freebs
I am behind you with armloads of confectionary.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# It's a great bit of shoppery
But am I the only person in the world who sticks Peter Kay in the same box labelled "Unfunny Cunts" as Chris Moyles?

I myself and me find this chubby northern comedian a lot funnier:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xc9exCMD_cQ
(Jason Manford)
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Spotted over Tibet...
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# I love these
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# "This is Yak 5, I’m going in."
woo!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# My driving instructor keeps on saying "Stay on target, stay on target!" to me.
It's a little off-putting.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Matazone - you've switched off your satnav - what's wrong?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Mirror . . . Signal . . . now let's blow this thing and go home!


(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# this thing?
*points*
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# driving instructor == sexual predator
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Hang on . . .
*fetches those REALLY REALLY powerful electronic binoculars*

Nope still nothing I'm afraid . . .


(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# <+>_<+>
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Which Driving Range do you use?
* My local does not even have a putting green?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# You always go in Yak #5. Why not enter a different one this time?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Goat #3 for example
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Surprised Monk #7


(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# haha!
I Can't Believe It's Not Buddha!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# ^ Your sig?
Didi this happen and where is it?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# it happened AAAAAGES ago
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# or rather didn't
It got pulled and I got nawty stepped
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Unexpected Horse #87538125
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# *selects random horse encounter*



(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Hehehehe
I've not seen this one.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# yeah, you've seen 'em ALL!
you've seen 'em ALL!

(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# That's the beauty of having a terrible memory
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# ^ What she said...
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# ;-) Unexpected, indeed...
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# ha ha ha
don't apologise to him; his crimes against Anything Goes have yet to be paid for!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Hahahahaha
His sentence was suspended though.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)
# AAAHAHAHAHA
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# cor, they are large ones!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# PHWOAR!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# hehe...
Edit: We love Dragonflies!

(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!!
Luverly done sir!! :D
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# ha ha ha
perfect!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# You're on fucking fire today, sir
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Ta Joe...
...you smasher you :D
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)
# wooness
12 minutes between super-ace posts?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# awesome
i think i should have a go at one of these eventually
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# That'll teach the Chinese.
Woo!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Stay on Target!!!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# I'm afraid I'll never get over Tibet

Excellent work, sir!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# "we're passing through the paddy field, hold tight!"
awesome stuff!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Marvellous


(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Lovely.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# ey oop, Mr Mof!
Mr Mof!

(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# god damn yes 1000000!
:D *clicks*
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# *Waits for it to animate*
*still no killer whale yet*
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# unwoo toap?
with a pinch of ris.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Is that Maddie?
/ruins rather nice piece
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# that depends on whether you have decided to let her go yet?
poor gal
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# peddle your soppiness elsewhere mush
today I'm mostly bitter and cynical!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# emotional ftw
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# 'Tis a good way to be...
than and apathy serve me well
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# S/he works for Hallmark
and is testing our reactions.
Wrong place really.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# I'd happily be paid to tell Hallmark how shit their cards are
even better if I could do it from here.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Their television station is even worse
all vaseline on the lens and wimmins waking up wearing full make up and lipstick.
No swearies, no nasties. It's fecking DIRE.
Is the UK unlucky enough to get that sappy television channel?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# I only get free to air terrestrial digital television
so no - I assume it's on Sky or Virgin somewhere... people are insipid all over the world.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Yes, we have it, it is indeed the most dire thing of all time.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# You should write to the station

"TITS* or GTFO!"

* or willies
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# I'd get a custom stamp that says 'SHIT' if I were you
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# How
erm,
meaningful.
*bokes*
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# who's been watching loose women then
hahaha caught!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# The shame of it!
You seem to have been watching it too...
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# i'm a woman who's a bit loose
it's allowed
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# So am I
I find those presenters to be the most annoying and vacuous human beings anywhere ever.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# in their favour
they have a slight edge over the ones presenting GMTV
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Television in the early morning?
Whatever next? They'll be having the internet outdoors, it's the devil's work I tell ya.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Moist poignant...
...:)
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# I'm running around hugging everyone I see
for some odd reason.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# awwwwwwww!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Should it not read
BEWARE OF CHILDREN WHO CAST NO SHADOW - FOR THEY ARE EVIL
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# children without shadows or reflections and who are backlit!!
DEMONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# If you look
They float over the sand.

(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# You've spelled 'breasts' wrong.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# ahahah
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Bit o' Tuesday TOAP...
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# aint no passing phrase
i think
its been years since i've seen that film
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# haha!!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# what a wonderful name
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# What a wonderful phrase!
Woo!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Mata, ta?
No worries.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
#

(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
#

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#

(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
#

Click for bigger (43 kb)

(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# heh
I smirked.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# i remember encarta it was ace
it had a little game where you could crash the moon into the earth
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# i luffed that
i also quite enjoyed the fractals game where you drew trees

every IT lesson in school involved both of those
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# oh, go on then
:D
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Fornicate fornicate fornicate
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Don't mind if I do

(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Hahaha! fuck!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Taramasalataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar?
or however it's spelled... and more importantly, what is it?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# ahah
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Oh fucking hell, yes!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# heheh ;)
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Bloody brill
*clicks*
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# I laughed...
really... not that generic pseudopunctuation, lol, but an actual laugh.

I also clicked.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# OH THE HUMANITY
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# ahahaha
nice one
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Nobody liked my other one

(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Shitting Pigs!!
That instils me with fear!!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# I do hope she gets one of these...
...and somebody clever makes it talk to passers by.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# I will say this much
she doesn't wear a beard very well...
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# not many people do
I'm finding it hard not to smirk at this image


does that make me wrong?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# no
is it making you woozy?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# yes
did you know Sid's Aunty is called Karen?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# I did not know that
it's also the name of my computer wife / Linux UPnP server I'm trying to get to work.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# :O
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# SMACK THE ACORN
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# WOOP WOOP
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# WOO!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# I award you the MEDAL
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# *feels all festive*
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Y E S !
CTFTW!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Is that Kate Bush?
Wish it was her hand round my cock
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# well whatever you do...
don't put it near her mouth...
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# everything was so much sexier back then...
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
so would
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# I knew that link would be put to good use
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# I was wondering when these were going to start making an appearance over here :)
Not disappointed!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# I could go on for days with those gif's :D
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# God yes...
Kate Bush gmtfh.

Oh, you meant...

sorry...
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Haha! Oh Dear!!


(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# All play and no work makes PointlessCamel create shiny things.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Smooooooooooooooooooooooooth
:)
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# That is a lully!
Woo!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# You wouldn't let it lie about the work thing would you!
you wouldn't let it lie.

/grumpy having to get ready for work blog

woo for shiny things
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# *apologizes*
*quits job*
*creates more shiny things*
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# ooooooooooh, that's awesome!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# is that how the Universe works?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# No,
the universe involves more sticky-back plastic, toilet roll tubes, matchboxes, and elastic bands.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# no wonder it's all fucked...
who the hell designed this place?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Peter Duncan
while wearing his suit.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# how DARE he?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Popular Chinese Lobster says 'Hai!'
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# OH HAI POPULAR CHINESE LOBSTER!
how are ya matey? been keeping well?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Not too bad, ta...
I did a bad thing, though.
Did my 20K post with no nekkidity...
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# WHAT?
When - I must have missed it... one second please.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# yay
congratumalations... well done that person. Cracking post - who needs nekkids anyway? I imagine most b3tans naked most of the time - I don't want my suspicions to be confirmed
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# 'suspicious' would be right...
;-)
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# I don't know where you all find the time.
I've posted pretty much daily on here for ages and I'm still 900 posts off of 10k!

(That's 900 posts in which to try for a six pack I guess...)
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# it's a PhD in Work Avoidance
;-)
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Bugger
I meant to write that thesis instead. It would probably have been a lot easier.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# prettyyy
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# that's rather fine that is
link for bigger?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# sadly not :(
thnx tho
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# w-w-w-w-which way is it turning?
*is hypnotized*
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Brill!
*clicks*
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Whoa!
I'm liking this, muchly.

*clicks*
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# That's a wonderful shiny thing you have there
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# superb:)
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# the present
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# : D
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# is that
a picture?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# I can't decide who is going to be crushed by the caber
and woo
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# since when do you get to decide who gets crushed?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
# since 1994
when i was awarded the title of first lord of deciding who gets crushed, when the previous holder was crushed by a giant shed
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Were you responsible for the giant shed incident?
And was it sanctioned by the then First Lord of Deciding Who Gets Crushed?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# It is customary for The First Lord of Deciding Who Gets Crushed
To be crushed with an item of his choosing at the time of his retirement.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# superb :D
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# I've been trying to find this on google maps, but can't
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Fantastic!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Comedy gold.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# The future will be just as luvely
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Pacman trees and flowers for the win
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# ^this^
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# images filled with lovely as per
nicely.

I feel sorry for the caber though. it doesn't look too impressed.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# But
would you rather be a caber or a tosser?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
# I must have clicked EVERYTHING you've posted
You just make me smile everytime
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# this
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Best present I ever had
woo!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# PTOL!
TLH is a grannie!


(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Woooo!
Fancy that! (and I do! HA HA)

Good for you, big fella. Be sure to pass along my best regards :)
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# How lovely :)
It's a digital drawing, isn't it?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
# thanks
and yup
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Top doddledge as ever.


(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# nice
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Awwwwwww
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Aww
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# haha
sweet and dangerous penguins are.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Don't get too close
They'll have your hand off.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)
# I hope this doesn't apply to chocolate penguins
I'm not sure I could keep my hands away from them.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# No, they just punish you by giving you smudgy fingers.
All things have their price, one must only decide if you are willing to pay it... In the case of chocolate penguins, I think it's worth the risk.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Yes on balance smudgy chocolate fingers Vs delicious choccy penguin bars
I think I'd risk the smudgy fingers.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)
# You say that now, in the comfort of your home,
but in the face of chocolate penguin doom, can you really do it? Can you really?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# I'm on the horns of a chocolately penguin dilemma
/horny
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# That could get very sticky very quickly.
But you could at least make some money from the photos.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# hahahaha
FREAK HAND!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
# It's a good thing
That I had swallowed my tea before seeing that. Have a click.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# ^ Would - bluoW ^
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# I was thinking about photoshopping Jade Goody's head onto Joseph Frtizl's body.
Should I not?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Well to make it work you would have to include every dead person meme
b3ta has every done and then shop it into a Frankenstein Laboratory with Dr. Frankenstein (not the monster who was simply called 'Monster') shouting "It's Alive!"
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)
# So it would definitely need to be on a stairlift
and have some sort of Tony Hart reference. I expect Rod Hull might have to be involved somehow too.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Yes all of this and as Frankenstein's Monster had lots of seams
they would have to be really seamy as for Rod Hull some form of arm hanging from a TV Aerial would be required.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# I'd replace one the the monster's arms with Emu
...and then animate it so that the monster is chasing around Dr Frankstein with said Emu.

If I wasn't at work.

And had the programs.

and the skill...
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# bless :)
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# haha excellent
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# haha, NEVER trust a penguin....
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# They are evil...
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# haha
You'd think he'd learn after the fist time but he keeps coming back for more.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)
# nice, i love it :D
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# this has to be the most often used gif on the tinterwebz
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# ^this
i've seen it everywhere
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# And it's a good thing you feel the need to re-affirm what everyone else also knows.
10 points to you...
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# PEMGUIM LURVE!



(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Hahaha flightless glee-wings ftw!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# haha!!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# hahahah!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Did anyone else expect the horse?
...well, sea-horse at least. Up to his eyeballs in fact.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# ha ha
this is ace!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
# REAL LIFE LOL
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
[challenge entry] A one-way ticket with extra geiger counter please


(For those RISing, or looking for the sauce, or just wanting to be totally spooked the hell out, looky here)
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# I have seen that site a few times - make you think..
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
# hahahahahha, yes! Sunny D is nasty NASTY stuff...
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# I that reactor...
...the sauce of rather unnerving colour of sunny d?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# I recognise that plant...
Isn't it the Nestlé place next to Hayes & Harlington Station?
(, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Hang on... I recognise that
Isn't it the Nestlé plant, next to Hayes & Harlington Station?
(, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 16:56, archived)
# At a cinema near you...
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# It's worrying, y' know...
I don't even have to scroll down to know it's you....

:D

*clicks*


Edit: Also - it's not a very good filum, so unless you already have, I wouldn't bother.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# I have...
...and you're right. very big letdown :( Am I becoming too predictable? :(
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Of course not! That's not what I meant, and you know it, sir....
:D
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Aw...
...bless you! *Hugs* :)
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# what do you mean... becoming?
*scarpers*
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# *pokes with platinum-coated poking stick stolen from the very treasure hordes of Xerxes*
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# oh... So THAT's where it ended up
/'noon fella
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# I knew you were going to say that...err...
*loads up Benny Hill theme tune and runs after* :)
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# NEXT WEEK ON 'TALKING TALKIES' WITH YOUR HOST SIR GRUNTFUTTOCK...
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Wouldn't I need to develop some lovable speech / brain impediment?
a la Mr Ross?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Nah, this show is based on the good old days of gentlemen, facts and not liking much of anything ;)
...except for the leading ladies of course. They do a fine job, yes...fine...

Just a shame they can't be quite so ladylike OFFscreen. Harumph to this reporter not being invited to that party...
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Now, that sounds like my kind of ticket.
*hires Jessie as agent*

Let's go pitch it to QVC!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)
# *Votes for Greg Scott to present the piece*
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
# *waits for Archie to explain who Greg Scott is.....*
/Has no clue blog

Edit: Jesus, I just googled him - what a tosser.
Describes himself thus:

"A TV OR RADIO HOST, LIVE EVENT MC, WARM-UP ARTISTE OR VOICE-OVER GEEZER"

Quick precis, then - 'Dick'
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# actually, he's quite funny :)
/very self-depreciating on facebook, at any rate :)
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Well to say this is excellent and well shopped is
rather superfluous as that really goes without saying. So I won't say woo either because you already knew I was going to say it ;)
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Thank you Maiden
:D
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# hello b3ta
I have been wanking working quite hard this morning.


What is for lunch?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# I'm working on that one but I suspect it will be disappointing
ham sandwich probably
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# I'm currently eatinga bowl of crunbchy nut cornflakes
then I am going to the shop to buy supplies and making Seven Happiness soup.

www.recipesource.com is a wonderful website for world foods :D
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# "crunbchy nut cornflakes"

Sounds nice?

8¬}
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Seven Happiness Soup! with herbs from a 6 Demon Bag?
Wind, Fire, all that kind of thing

/Big Trouble in Little China Blog
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# There appears to be a linked image in your post.
What might it be linking to, I wonder?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# It's my pet gherkin, lurking!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)
# You call your pet Gherkin 'Lurking'?
How odd.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Yes.. yes I do..

and I am 14 16 and a half
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Ah, the same Collar size as me!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Is that wit the bolt in, or out?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Speak for yourself, sunshine
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# why is it always woo in your images :D
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# You're too kind...
...:D
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# What ahandsome fellow
Darling for Bond, I say!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Money Magic


Wish I'd thought of this before the timely event.
Although someone else probably has.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Diana in the Thames
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# John Peel in a whale
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Tony Hart in the Hindenburg?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Twas sad news about Tony Hart
I hear his little plasticine friend is now in a Morphanage

*relurks*
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# 'plays comedy trombone'
:D
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# That was Douglas you fool!
;)
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# SPANG
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Wotcha Arch!


(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# *delurks*
ello sir!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Hello!


(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# haha
and yet *spang*
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Top spangage!
...although it looks like there are a few frames missing from the moment of impact?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# yes
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# hehe ta :)
/sorry to hear fo your job woes fella, fingers crossed that
something else crops up real soon for you!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# doubt it anymore...but cheers anyway
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# welcome to the club
have a meeting on thursday about job seekers allowence. don't let the bastards grind you down.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Aye (unlurks)
Had to post my P60 off from last year to them so I can at least claim something. Been over a month now with no money.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Mr Prodge!
The job not work out? Sorry to hear that, sir.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# it was working out...wasn't my choice
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Well, here's hoping for something to turn up soonest.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
# I assume Hindenburg/Battenburg has been done?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# I think so
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Probably but when has that ever stop anybody?
My favourite Hindenburg is the "Oh the Huge-Manatee!" one
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Beadle balancing on a ball of string?!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# LEAVE JADE GOODY ALONE


oh, top lurkage btw
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# HAHA!!
class
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Now this is funny
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# ha ha ha
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Pffft.
No-one in the history of b3ta will ever lurk as long as I did.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# I think the best, most positive, kind this I can say about this is
You just managed to get it under 100k. How you got it so big for a file that size is a mystery.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# *sings Toyah*
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# He forgot the lisp
"It's a Myssssshhhhhtery it's a Myssssshhhhhtery I'm still searchhhin' for the Twuth!"
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Ha!
Toyah rocks :D
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I was watching the suprisingly good FM last night
and this teenager was asking about a picture of Toyah...

"Was she a lesbian?"
"No. Everyone looked like that in the 80s. Even Simon Le Bon looked like a lesbian."
"Who?"

...made me chuckle anyway
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Arf.
But what is FM?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# sitcom on ITV2
set in a radio station.

Cris o'Dowd from IT CRowd, and the bloke that did Star stories on CH4.

As I said, suprisingly good for an ITV sitcom
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Of course Simon Le Bon is a lesbian
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# seamlessness of this type comes at a price ;D
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# You calling him cheap?:P
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# No, but I do still have change from a fiver!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# yes
A fiver to be exact:P
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# I really like Jeff Klein.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# please kill me please i can't take it anymore
also, messing around with filtas are fun


Click for bigger (38 kb)
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Were her last words.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# How did your Meatenburg Mk II go?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# It didn't
I have a recipe for mark II as putting whole pieces of meat in pastry does not count.
It has to have the rough texture and appearance of a battenburg.
I will do MkII tomorrow as a) it's my day off and b) my best mate just got back from India and I haven't seen her for five and a half months so she's staying with me.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# is that about her publicist?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# No
Self realisation:P
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# pfft
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# What's Ronaldo doing there?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# More importantly
What's the monkey magic backgroundgot to do with the price of fish?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# again:
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Verily, sir.
As ever, you speak the truth.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# *bows*
good morrow fine fellow
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# And felicitations to yourself, sir
All well in Scaramanga-land?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# apparently so...
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
lolwut?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# It helps me blank my mind from Goody related nonsense.
;-)
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
What on earth goes on your head?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# That's best left under the purview of my
therapist, I reckon....
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# this is awsome
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# MONKEY!
I have officially de-lurked just to say how awesome this is and I can't believe I've not seen it before!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# ARRR

(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# *applauds*
Outstanding!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# oh YES
The seamshorse is dead, long live the seampoirot
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# He won't mind... what with him not being a homophobe and all


What the shuddering fuck?

I would advise everyone NOT to shop Moyles whilst eating...
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# I wish he would just fuck off and die the fat fucking fuck
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# !
yes
and !!!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# !!!1eleven!!!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# they let you out of rapejail again then?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Yes
I've served my time and am now a reformed character

and hahaha at your signature thing. I forgot about that
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# UNTIL NEXT TIME!
yes - that caused a kerfuffle
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# now, now, it's a big enough world for everyone to live in . . .
now it's a big enough world for everyone to live in . . .for instance fat fucker Chris 'funny as chlamydia' Moyles could live 200 feet inside a volcano the fat fucker


(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# I have my alarm set to radio one every morning,
as he makes me angry enough to get out of bed and turn and the radio off so i don't have to listen to him
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# THAT is a cracking plan
...except I know I would eventually rebel and decide to sleep in longer because of it, so I'd just wake up late and inexplicably angry.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# hello, ma'am!
ma'am!

(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# *courtseys*
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Ooh La La!
*bats with fan*


(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# *running tackles*

I'm doing lots of running today, new exercise regime ;)
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# OW! My tackle!


(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# This has happened
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# So he does have a use...
similarly every time I see him I become more inclined to exercise so that I could never be as fat as he.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# THANK FUCK!
:D

(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# even scarier than the original :)
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# nicely :)

(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Why don't you shop Riker on to the biker?
pfft...

Ooo rhyming couplet...
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
Excellent!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# ahahahhahahahhahahhhahahahhahhah
STAR TWINK!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# I think he should be better paid if anything
... "it's Will's birthday and as the years go by I get more very gay."

genius.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# hahahahahah, brilliant!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Gah! Get it off my screen!
Isn't it fascinating how many of those kindly souls who did Kilimanjaro for Comic Relief (what's funny about that, btw?) have new series/songs/books coming out imminently?

God I'm cynical today. Do excuse me.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Those short films about all the dying kids and that just weren't funny at all, I didn't even laugh once.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Your Rogue Trooper mini compo is really making me wish I could draw...
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# That's pretty disturbing
Chris Moyles not your image which is a perfect spoof of the Fat Fuck!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# This is funny as fuck
Personal life

In March 2002, Young revealed that he is gay, to pre-empt a tabloid newspaper that was preparing to run a story outing him. He also stated that he had never hidden, and was comfortable with his sexuality.[25]

Young supports Ipswich Town

So basically it read. He is gay but it gets worse! He supports Ipswich City!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# So did Delia Smith, before she made lots of money
She lives in Stowmarket.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Better than Norwich...
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# woo sir :-)
mind if I park this here for the day shift?



ta!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# RWH!
*running glomps*
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# for some reason
all my clothes suddenly fell off....

re-glomps x

I'm doing this on my fone from work so it'll have to be brief though... :-) about 12 seconds should do it....
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# I'm pretty much done
it's fine :p
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Threadjacked old pearoast for compo
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Hahahaha
I can believe this :)
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Yum

(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Of course!
It all makes sense now! :-)
(, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)
# One new thread in an hour?
Is this really Tuesday? O_o
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# be afraid, the L plates are organised, they'll strike all at once when you least expect it.
I suggest we re-stock the bunker first and then put up barriers and sand bags outside to slow them down a touch.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# I'm glad we didn't dig up those landmines from last time after all
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# What the jiggering crikey?
:D
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# fo sho!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Top toap.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# top?
only if i could be on top
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# ^ this
TOAP is not an intrinsically bad thing - just crap TOAP.

This is TOAP of a high calibre.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# You aint fooling me 4chan!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# are you suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
:D
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# crikey.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# boing
pea pea!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# where HAVE YOU been?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Hey triple b!
I've mainly been moving house for the past 3 years.

And I have to move again in another 3 weeks :(
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# keep still for one minute will ya?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Wan't me to nail him down?


(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# I'm sure there'll be no need for that sir
how are ya?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# *points at sig*
quite quite jollied!


(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# :D
maybe after lunch
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# holy shit yo dis user be old skool maaaaan
northern wifeb3ta here matey :D
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Yo yo yo!
bad luck about having to switch profile!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Old skool?
I thought you had to at least be 4 digits to count as old skool, unless I'm missing something I'm an older user than grey matter!

Also, why'd you have to change accounts?

Edit: hahah, nvm, I've found out ;)
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# if your user ID is over 1000
you're not a real b3tan
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# *reals it up*
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# ZOMG
internets
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# would
probably
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# what about her?
ISUGGESTEDYOU'REGAYLOLZ
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# duuuuude!
that was so clever man! high five!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# *double fives*
sup yo!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# is she absorbing him?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# I'd like to see that animated Mutated Monty style
*gloopglobglobgloop*
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# haha, that would be something....
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# POTATO THIGHS!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# er...
not particularly SFW, is it?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Your just a fattest
Well, she's probably the fattest, don't think it's nsfw though ;-)
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# is that Moose Knuckle?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
#

(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Ha! ;)
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)
# you killed the board :(
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# I've been wondering this
what on earth is going on?

On a Tuesday too!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# maybve everyone is drawing Rogue Trooper?
*crosses fingers*
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# i predict that any minute now
someone will post a pic of Chris Moyles shopped in with a bunch of gay guys
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Mustafa Bindun
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# oh dear
nice one!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# You!
*pokes with magnificently hand-carved prodding device*
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Oh I say!
I'm off out at lunch to pick up a bike we got off ebay, for my little girl

*correct grammar edit*


woo yay!

I'm still ill..
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# In a Smiths sense,
or are you actually unwell*?

*If so, *offers meds*
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# unwell
I'm full of head gloop
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Ah, in that case, I have just the thing...
The all-new Acme Brain Trowel!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# fantastic!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Dare you to ride it back yourself
*down the highstreet, knees up round your ears :D
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# you got your little girl
off ebay?

hmmm

looks lovingly at family
sells
profits
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# yes,I did
She cost £345.07

nearly reported the seller to ebay because they tried to charge £8987.00 for postage
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# You wanna check those
little girls off ebay, some of 'em are faulty.(thoroughly cleaned up version of first thoughts)
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# *loudly applauds*
:D
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# keep it down there old chap
some of us are trying to sleep!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
# *uses Air Horn*
Phwoar!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
# *glowers*
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# *breaks out tape recorder with 'noisy crowd' sound effects*
;-)
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
Oh my!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
In other news, I have a lovely lunch of Boiled Bacon, Mustard Mash and Roast Parsnips. What are you having for lunch?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# *Checks clock*
Lunch? At this hour? Are you insane,
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# I know, Lunch doesn't occur until at least 13.00 hours.
Madness.....
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# I know,
but I have things to do, and I didn't have anything for breakfast so there :P
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Get Organised, you damn slacker!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Chargrilled First-Born
with a spicy dip.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Have chips with that!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Du-uh!
Of course I'm having chips with that...

*shakes head resignedly*
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Cor!!!
That sounds bloody delish...mmmm. I am now salivating with hunger you tease you...:D
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# this
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Bwahaha!
All eaten now :D
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Chicken Noodle Soup for you, my boy.
You're not well, sir.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Oooh nice


I'm having spicy tomato soup, some nice sandwiches and milk.

nothingspecials mediocre
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# haha I haven't seen you do one of these in a long while
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# I only just made my first one ever last Sunday
;)
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha! top stuff, N!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Orange and Yellow slightly grumpy I over slept 'ning.

Is on a mission to murder coders today who don't do what they are paid to do. Namely code
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# MY CODE WORKS!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
# It compiles. There's a difference.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# NO IT WORKS!! IT LIVES MWHAHAHA
MY VORTICES THEY GO ROUND AND ROUND!!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# And your matrix arrays?
do they dodge things in bullet time?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Right then, I know where I'm not wanted...
*goes off to do some coding*
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# I don't mean all coders...
just the ones I have paid to do stuff that they have not done. They are the ones I am going to murder (actually I am just going to shout at them) dead in the face with knives.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# What are you having coded?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# his alarm clock
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# dot, dash, dash, dash, dash, dash, dot, dash, dash,
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)

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