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# Sugar Rush Squits.
.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)
# "Is this forEVER?"
hahah, nicely sir.

Edit: What would self-employed involve?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Giving yourself the same euro you found in the drawer
again and again every time you make a cup of tea.

That's what MY self employment would be, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)
# getting to do your own finances. That's the least fun bit of it. (or you can sign up with an umbrella/PYE company)
you get fewer benfits, rarely paid holidays (as a freelancer)

but, it's very well paid, you get to meet a lot of people, get to travel about, and the work can be really interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)
# or you could hire other self-employed people to do your paperwork for you
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)
# or your bean-counting wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)
# then you'd have to do all teh paper work for empoying them
I guess you could just employ someone to do that lot too....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)
# No paperwork
They're self-employed, they do it themselves. They just send you a bill.

It's how I do it, because paperwork makes me go allzzzzzzzz...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Me drawing lots of comics and then flogging them online.
I think I'm getting a handle on the tax laws....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)
# I have two easter eggs waiting for me when I get home
I plan to nyom at least one of them up after my dindins of faggots and peas.

Mmmm, am drooling at the prospect of having a faggot in my mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)
# ahem

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)
# She might look alright if she had an arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Ewww :/
Never.

On a somewhat connected, but equally wrong note- I saw a recent photo of madonna's daughter earlier, she's certainly growing fast and has taken all of the right looks from her ma...and then I noticed her general physique.
Now, I know she's still only a kid, and kids can be pretty lanky, but her arms look like a bloody anorexic's!

Madonna is hardly a skinny bitch by design, and nor is her father...so, wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Nope
not enough meat on that faggot
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)
# You should have sneaked out a copy of "Mire Mare" from your former employer
Then eBay it. Set for life.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)
# EAster eggs at poundland!!!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)
# awsomness!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)
[challenge entry] DIrty Harry Belafonte...

Daaaaaaayoooooo... punk.
(Virulent, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)
# haha
nice :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Heh *click*
Here's one from loooong time ago I done did.

(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Hahaha
nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)
# hhahahaha
woke up, wrote a rock opera, had a poo, ate some tofu, met the Prince of Wales (again!) nobbed Anita, went to bed. (repeat to fade)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)
# I sodding hope he's not knobbing Anita still!:O
'ningles teh toats.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)
# wouldn't put it past him
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:38, archived)
# why not? do you want a go?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Beggers can't be choosers.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)
# May..... almost naked....
*fills mouth with vomit*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)
# haha!!
this deserves more attention! :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)
# ha ha ha
I'd forgotten about the Corrs... and MANCORR!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)
#
M R

RAAAAAH
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)
# *yikes*
"I didn't know Fae was a Jedi name..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Fuck I love Carter Pewterschmidt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)
# They're sooooo beautiful
(in bad Oirish accent)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)
# yeah - my friends were horny for them...
they would have even if it meant having to do MANCORR too.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)
# I'd gladly do the MANCORR
to get a poke at the other three, especially the tubby drummer...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)
# but it's unversally recognised that you're
depraved.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Call him by his name!
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)
# That spastic, as McManus' christened him?
*From Dundalk himself*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)
# No, the Mancorr
/Lee & Herring
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)
# ManCorr - friend of our very own Catnipppp :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)
# woo
i hope you had to look up the names of the Corrs
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Yep
and my search engine knows me too well -

it said "do you mean Coors Beer?"

meh
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)
# haha
I just remembered that caroline was the less fortunate one (apart from the bloke)
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)
# She was the best of the three.
The only one who didn't get all snobby when they hit it big.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)
# I had em all they were shite
sorry shoite!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Haha
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Aw
poor Jimmy
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)
[challenge entry] threadrush1!!!!111!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)
# ha, I was just listening to The The
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)
# the the.....?
the.... the.... what?! you stuttering fool!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)
# The Who?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Hahaha
Being Johnny Marr...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Yeah... I think a lot of people will think that
beuing as I based it on the less well-known Mars Attacks poster

www.impawards.com/1996/mars_attacks_ver1.html
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Where are his massive arms?
Oh, it's not Andrew ;)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:15, archived)
[challenge entry] And another one
(Elegant Lady Vee is not my real name., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Monsters Inc 2 is on it's way
Dear God, I hope it's not shit!

Edit: How rude! Your image is most woo
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)
# seems an odd choice
as its nearly ten years old now.

I'ms till waiting for The Incredibles 2 that we were promsied
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)
# ^This
I love that film.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)
# when I'm excited
(not in that way) I subconsciously start humming the theme tune.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Well, Toy Story 3's on the way
I just don't see where they can go with Monsters Inc 2. Like ELV says below, there's a Mike and Celia wedding Angle. Sully could find someone. But where's the baddie, what is the new threat to monster kind and how are you going to incorporate Boo again?!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)
# I think it's a... good thing?
I mean, I lurves me some Pixar, and Toy Story 2 was definitely not a disappointment. So, here's hoping...?!

(Although if they have some saccharine wank about Mike and Celia and a wedding or a baby or something I might have to write a letter to my MP.)
(Elegant Lady Vee is not my real name., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Hehehe
Looks like Neil Morrisey there
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)
[challenge entry] suffering from an acute lack of imagination
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Christ, look at that woman in the middle with the tiny head.
Woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)
# was intending on putting Annie Lennox
onto the small head woman but couldn't stand looking at her smug humourless face
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)
# christ, that Ash cover is dire
dire dire dire
as pointless as it is dire
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)
# ow yes........this is grand
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)
# BALLS!
I've been trying to get HSM songs out of my head all morning. This ain't helping.

I want to know what wanker put them in my head in the first place!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)
# sorry
I don't know any HSM songs and it wasn't me that secretly whispered to you as you slept...or something
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Grr arg!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)
[challenge entry] POssibly bindin but I put enough time in not to care.:D

I believe she did have a pop song at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)
# :D
very woo sir, wery voo!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Arf
The Last Man On Earth Is Not A Man
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)
# ha
the whole film is Heather Mills running up and down the empty streets screaming "YOU OWE ME MONEY!!!" and occasionally throwing up from shouting too hard
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Yeah but he's got a couple of dogs as well.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Yeah, I'm sure it's bindun
but not by me (for once...)

EDIT: Also, has she eaten half of the dog?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)
# No
Zombie Linda McCarty did it.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Yes!
hop...hop...hoppity-hop...

anyone there?




hop...hop...
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)
# HAHAH!!!
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)
# LOL (actual one)
Outstanding!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)
# haha! sorry mate!


(yours is FTW)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Bojangura-San
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)
# HAHA
*spangs uncontrolably!*
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Oh shit yes.
If it's got Sammy, I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Oh god aye
He has a certain twinkle in his eye.
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)
# hahahaha!
yes indeed
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)
# hahaha
poor Cruiser
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)
# rubbish
he's an utter knobber -- although that was not a bad film.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)
# hahaha
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:15, archived)
# pffh :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)
# to me
to you
(horrid, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 23:55, archived)
[challenge entry] At least it keeps him off the streets...
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Smug git
I'd love to just lamp him one. POW! In the kisser!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)
# who's this now?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)
# The Streets.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)
# All the more reason
A pikey with more money than me? Not in my real life you don't.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)
# I like his words. Good words.
Loads of proles have loads of money. I'd rather violently burgle Ringo BASTARD Starr than Mike Skinner.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)
# oh yeah
he's made as much an impression on me as a fairy's thumbprint in butter
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)
# How much butter?
No... erm... How big's the fairy?
/no idea what's going on blog
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)
# POW! Right in the kisser!
POW! Right in the kisser!
POW! Right in the kisser!
POW! Right in the kisser!
POW! Right in the kisser!
POW! Right in the kisser!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Not a pop star.... so won't compo it
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)
# you've made her look like Michael Eavis
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
# He reminds me of an amish person
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Amish Eavis?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)
# What a great opportunity to vent about this
Yes, I know it's the Daily Mail

Now, I don't begrudge the big fancy funeral, I don't really begrudge the boys getting the money, what really fucks me off is that the rich and famous get a free shindig simply for the fact of being famous but the paupers among us have to scrape together enough money to pay for the bare minimum funeral.

Shouting at the internet is fun
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Kerry Katona's gonna be there
I bet she has a slurp out of the font just in case it's gin
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Sharing out a prawn ring
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# mm Kerry Katona's Prawn Ring
with sauce

*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I wonder if any will go to charity
(Peter_G, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)
# and that's how you avoid paying 40%
inheritance tax...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)
# It's in your own hands, just become
rich and famous. After all you've shown on /board that you've more talent than her and and all the other Goodies.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)
# This G20 thing is just a piss up, I'm sure
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)
# I
love that image. They look so matey. Like they've just finished a pro evolution soccer tournament and are now about to break out the Tizer.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)
# hahaha
I'm sure at least one of them has his cock out
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)
# My money's on Medvevdevdveeddvdvevdev, he's doing the obligatory jazz hands that go with it
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)
# And another...

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)
# hahahaha
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Lets battle the interwebs! TO WAR!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)
# HA HA HA
this is incredible... POPBITCH doesn't stand a chance!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
# He's a bit short for a stormtrooper
unless he's oene of the minitroopers...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Who are we fighting 4chan?
should be easy, all they have are pheasants
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
# and peados
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Suprise attack. whilst they're watching their CP.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Hahaha yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# I'M WITH YOU, BROTHER!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# ha ha ha
Barbar in already done it shocker :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)
# if that was a real b3ta war squirrel
it'd have enormous unweildly knockers!

It's grand though.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)
# or a monoboob
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)
# hahaha
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Hahaha
fantastic
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)
# this is smashing
i love peacocks
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry] You've got a beautiful chin, you've got beautiful skin...
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
# haha
grand
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)
# :D
I got possessed by you earlier today

www.b3ta.com/board/9327324
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)
# hahaha
so you did, good effort.

Needs morse tattered ring leaking blood and jism.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I thought all of that was implicit
when I said "Waspy"

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)
# hahaha, oh I like this :)
"Errrrcha"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)
# I'd get this if I'd heard of the film
sorry Finkywan. :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)
# It's called Rabbit Proof Fence
I've never seen it, it doesn't look at all like the sort of film I'd enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)
# What's it about? Any ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)
# two aboriginal kids abducted by the goverment
who escape and walk 1500 miles home

it's not bad, slightly depressing, a bit slow
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Hmm. Doesn't sound like my bag, if I'm honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)
# :D
need more velocer raptors
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# you'll be bollocksed if I get involved in this compo.
How's this for a folder?



Click for bigger (97 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Is the spirit any good then?
*not nosy at all*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# erm
not really. I know it's meant to be cheesy and tongue in cheek but it's all a bit too ridiculous for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Ah, shame. I like whatsherface.
edit: hang on, do I? I don't mean prolapse face, I mean that Spanishy one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Salma Hayek?
What's not to like? Fuck me I'd go to war for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Is she in it?
Oh hang on.


edit: Eva Mendes.

Salma? Of course I bloody do, she's got curves and THAT face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Briefly. I think.
She plays Plaster of Paris ( yes that's her name, I suspect you mean the lass that plays San Serif who's name escapes me but looks like she hit every branch falling from the ugly tree ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Oh no, I like Eva Mendes
she's got a normal face. Plus she seems quite awkward in real life, and I like people like me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)
# she's a bit 'mannish' for me.
also i can't believe you don't want to comment on the fact that i have nearly 3000 b movie posters saved in a folder ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)
# :D I didn't even bloody notice
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)
# as a person
do you find VISTA an acceptable operating system? It just seems to be every time I buy a PC they've gotten worse... and I'm looking at getting a new one.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Vista is growing on me
ever since I found out how to make the icons smaller and the shitey big shortcut arrow disappear

it seems amazingly slow though
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)
# it's supposed to be RAM hungry
for what I know of it... perhaps I'll give it a try
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Oh it is ram hungry.
but it ought to be for what it brings. 2GB minimum. 3gb to be sure. 4GB if you want to waste some money and you don't have the ultimate version and 8gb if you do run ultimate. No slowdown on my 8gb machines.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)
# I do. I honestly do
and have said so on many occasions. There are faults. I have it running on a few machines and quite frankly the 64bit version is a dog.
The networking is far superior to XP as is the reliability and uptime.
Not that any of this matters though. Windows 7 is out soon and that's vista, with the bugs fixed ( or the version that Microsoft wanted to release at Vista launch but were not ready for ).

Vista has a lot of naysayers but most of them go on hearsay and 3rd hand experience. i've been using it since b3ta and overall, I'd have it over xp any day.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)
# thanks
I've been looking at Ubuntu, but it seems like Fisher Price My First Linux... so perhaps Vista's the thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:15, archived)
# To be fair
It's nice to play with linux but it has little functionality compared with windows. like it or not it is the way to go for an easy life.

By all means get one with Linux or no OS and contact me before hand so I can supply you with Windows 7 for 'test' purposes.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)
# :D
Many thanks - I have the b3ta at home somewhere... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:38, archived)
[challenge entry] I will always love you...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)
# In space
Noone can hear you wail.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Hahaha clever!
Also, Q&D (not worth own thread)

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# that's awesome :D hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)
# hahah
JAWS 2
starring; that bloke from aerosmith
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Steven Tyler?
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)
# yeah thats him
the two biggest jaws in music
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Hahaha clever

*ruffles hair*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)
# I also did a clever one :(
www.b3ta.com/board/9325758
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# *dutifully clicked*
I've always liked that one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Nice one!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)
# has she run out of smack or something?
SPACE SMACK!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# hehehehe
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Aha
well that would explain the crack in the oxygen supply.

Nicely done
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# SEX

This picture contains it.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# this ^
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Mmmmmm. Look at that tache.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# that'd chafe yer giblets
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Nah, the wife's tachy and I'm alright with him.
Far too much information there, but you started it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)
# I was just surmising
not actually having any lady parts, y'know
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Lady parts having is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
# I'm not sure how ladies make it through the day
... I'd spend all my time naked ... probably jiggling slightly.... singing

"I AM A WOMAN - I'M SEX - there's noooo part of me that isn't fun and great to looooook AT! check it out..."

*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)
# By being invariably depressed about our jiggly bits.
also: come on. I've read some vile things online about what most men apparently think of cellulite, stretchmarks, uneven skin tone, women with pubic hair (so not children, then), curves, tits that don't point skywards etc etc etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)
# ha
it's all good
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)
# I've never found myself in want of a lay, so I'm assuming so.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)
# well - I suppose
I personally enjoy a bit of jiggle in a lady, but that's only a personal preference - I have at least one friend who goes for women who look like 12 year old boys, so clearly it's not a universal truth.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)
# My mate is a self confessed leg man
and his girlfriend will be the first to admit she's got chicken legs, bless her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
# see?
just because you express a preference does not mean that it's a requirement.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Yeah, alright, I'm not going to go off on one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)
# all women are lovely.
It's just that some are lovelier women. That has little to do with saggy arses though.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)
# There's a girl who works here that you'd put holes in your nads for
she's got a model's figure, and a face a bit like Halle Berry. She's a right bitch though, so nobody seems to fancy her :D

I keep thinking 'if only she'd keep her mouth shut, there'd probably be a ring on that finger by now'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)
# she'd have about 30 seconds to talk to me and prove she's not a twat
and no amount of 'Cosmopolitan endorsed' figure would fix it if she were.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)
# If I could mute her, I'd wrap her up in a bow for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)
# "about what most men apparently think"
Yeah, like they would know. Not.
C'mon, who do you think writes that sort of stuff? I wouldn't trust their value judgement of a sausage, let alone a human being.

Edit: And anyway, who gives a fuck about "most men"? That sort of "most people" thinking leads to McDonalds happy meals and turkey twizzlers.

Edit Edit: ...and those utterly risible magazine 'photo-shopo-graphs'. The faces! They look like they're made of blancmange, fresh out of the mould. It really creeps me out.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Hence the apparently.
For once I really wasn't bitching, I'm in an alright mood and I managed to make the wife almost break his CD player at the weekend by showing him my undies so I'm feeling good about myself for once.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# O_O
good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Ted Danson ... what ever happened to him...?
Woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# He got refitted as a transformer
ans now spends his days transforming between a chair and a terracotta army of spectacularly fat gnomes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)
# ha
it all makes sense now.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)
# still working apparently
doing a lot of quality television...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)
# what no Rutger Hauer?
www.imdb.com/title/tt0089457/
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# sorry


Click for bigger (79 kb)


The sause made me do it!:
i.pbase.com/o6/63/780263/1/92574953.YczzvXOZ.150705c.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# His nose fell off
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# How does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# like baecons
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# via his tongue
more important: can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# With his spanlgy tounge
And screw-on nostrils
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# As spangly as the tongue of the slow worm I found on my lawn?
Here?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Painstakingly.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# gingerly
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# anally
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# ha ha ha
they're my solicitors:

Painstakingly, Gingerly and Anally
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# in before cenar...
oh :(

how does he ... feel about bankers?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Don't mention fortis
(he goes nuts)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# I feel them very little.
It was probably better I answered for the dog.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Baby you can drive my car.........
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# VROOOOMMMMMM
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Haha
unexpected yellow submarine :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# NOBODY expect the yellow submarine
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# my
favorite today
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# *claps furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# BEEPBEEP BEEPBEEP YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Forty-seven nuns walk into a bar:


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Why is it always walls in your images?

Also, in responce to "Forty-seven nuns walk into a bar:"

Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom and Boom!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# because they make great ice cream?
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Were they suicide nuns?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# i thought that
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Force of habit?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Needs more rain
Very nice though.

And Rorschach died 87 years ago today.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# SPOILERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Look naff on cars!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# They look awesome on pushchairs though.
WHOOSH.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Pimp My Ride : Junior Edition
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# If you didnt see it last night
LOL XBOX! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Oh you will like this.
My son was excited this morning when I told him daddy has bought an xbox ( we are a console free family ) and was talking about new 360 games and if he was good he might be able to have it in his room during school holidays.
You should have seen his face when I explained that I have bought an original xbox and that there will be no games or controllers and Daddy has bought it for the sole purpose of adding to the network to stream downloaded films from the server to the TV room to save me making discs.
he was not impressed.
I bought another one this morning actually, for the bedroom for the same purpose.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Hahahahahahahah
You are a bad bad father ;)

Give the kid some fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# :D
It's his birthday soon. he's getting a telescope.


(ok, and a PS3 but that's not my idea ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# PS3 eugh!
The controllers are too light, not enough meat to them, that and the limited back catalogue of games.

But Im sure he'll have fun playing it :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# if you think I'll
let anyone in this house who has ever seen a wii, let alone the toy itself, you would be sadly mistaken.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Haha, you are such a cunt :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# PS3s are brilliant.
If you're going to own a console, that's the one to get.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# PS3 is better than sexbox 360
if only for the following reasons: blue ray, wifi, SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE, it doesn't sound like a helicopter struggling to take off ALL THE TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# The one problem I have with it
is it attracts lots of dust.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)
# that is does missus
also - Street Fighter isn't as good as I'd hoped it would be.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# I haven't played it...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
# it's really not great
which is a shame because I had high hopes.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)
# reflector or refractor?
I remember having much fun with my birthday telescope :)
It's still at my parents' somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# I'm not sure yet.
I have a 7" meade refractor and a maksutov cassegrain but they are not toys so i want to start him off with something he can handle. A small reflector probably, just to see how interested he gets.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Sounds reasonable.
That's some nice gear you've got there! I've yet to buy a "grown-up" telescope, but the purchase is delayed by monetary reasons and the fact that I'm living in a city :(
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Will you be annoyed if he ignores the telescope
And starts mindlessly killing stuff on the PS3?
(munzor in the jungle, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# no. He asked for the telescope.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# oh thats cool. your children are well rounded i geuss.
i find being well-rounded is not economical. so i just play games.
(munzor in the jungle, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# He's only 9
and has the v+ box set to regularly record the sky at night ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# set the PS3 up
at a great distance away... then he can use both presents at the same time!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# evil
i'm getting a 360 soon, as soog as i get my bloody Masters out the way
(munzor in the jungle, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# It's getting in the way of my MEng
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# woo
yay for MEng, thats actually what i'm doing none of that MSc nonsense
(munzor in the jungle, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Yay!
What kind?

Chemical all the way.....
Now I need to apply for jobs
/lazy blog
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Computer Systems Engineering (its actuall Electronic Stuff)
I'm tring to persue my dream of making giant robots.
I can't find any jobs in this though.. cant find any jobs at all.
Maybe i should try looking.
Proirities: MEng then XBOX then job (when my parents get really angry).
(munzor in the jungle, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# pwned by doctor manhattan

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# :)


Click for bigger (174 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# i'm reading v for vendetta at the moment
what a book
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# YES
way better than the film
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# there is no film in existence better than the book upon which it is based
i am prepared to be proved wrong
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Lord Of The Rings
Book - Tedious.
Film - Decent.
(Bloch McParty, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# What?
Lord of the rings is the single most epic story ever written.
The films were great but I can't help thinking there is a whole generation will never read the books now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Hmmm
I just seem to recall falling asleep a lot while trying to read LOTR. The version I had was an old one split into 6 books, and I don't remember anything really happening in about half of them, just a lot of walking about.

I'm not saying it's necessarily a bad book, I'm just saying I think in this case, the film is superior to the book. I do think that in 99.9% of cases though, books are better than the films.
(Bloch McParty, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
# I was too young when i tried to read it and only got half way through.
So for me LOTR movie was better
but
films like IRobot take a huge steaming dump on the book. The robots books by Asimov are amazing. The film was simply retarded.
(munzor in the jungle, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Possibly I was also too young
I think I was about 13 when I read LOTR so possibly my attention span was not what is required for such a tome.

That being said, I still think the films are better than the book in that case.

Agree with you on iRobot though, definitely.
(Bloch McParty, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Ok. Tedious might not be a bad
word because they are seriously hard work i know. I'm just a bit precious ( pumn intended) about Tolkien because when i was given 'the hobbit' by my aunt aged around 7 I just know that it was a life changing moment and altered the way I perceive books now. This is why my boy is surrounded by books and not games consoles.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# I'm the same about Pratchett
Got all irritated with some of the TV adaptations they've done in the last few years. They're not all that bad, but they're just not what I had hoped for. Teatime in The Hogfather was a major let-down for me especially.
(Bloch McParty, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)
# ^


(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)
# lolwut?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# this is clearly nonsense and will be treated as such

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)
# The Shining
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)
# yeah. Another excellent
graphic novel. I have half-heartedly started a painting of V in the same style as the rorshach one I did a while back.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# You - brawn + more mental = Rorschach.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# he is my favourite :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# I did mean it in a nice way, he is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# GIVE ME BACK MY FAAACE!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# what's black and white and tells the pope to fuck off?

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)
# An agnostic panda
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
#
Pandas on smack?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# the human race?
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# this is better than the real answer

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# The chinese like the pope then?
RACISTLOLS

Also did anyone here what prince phillip said to Barak Obama
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Was it "Hello sooty"?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# hahahaha
hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# almost, the conversation went something like this
the queen said: you must be very busy
then obama said: yes, i've just been meeting with the chinese, and after this im meeting the japanese

then prince phillip asked "how do you tell them apart?"

all the news bulletins afterwards showed them meeting, but muted the sound
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Hahahahaha OMG!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# It wasn't just the words that made me facepalm
it was the excited way his face lit up and he scooted over, grinning, waiting for the second he could get into the conversation to say it.
He obviously thought he was being very witty.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# I liked how he issued Obama to turn around for a photograph by flicking his wrist
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TD1xJMNAoCs&NR=1
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Haha, the pause before the reporter starts talking is ace
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# hahaha, typical :D

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Did he say "Can you get me a brandy please, lad, and there's some shoes that need shining over by the door" ...?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Yeah. He uttered one line (after hello) and managed to make it a racist one
You've got to admire his ratio
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Crude oil
with yoghurt in it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Euronymous.
www.azheavymetal.com/black_metal/02_euronymous/pintura/euronymous.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# hahaha what on earth is going on there
he must be the guy who got kicked out of kiss for taking it all too seriously
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I'm not explaining Black Metal to you, it'll take far too long.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# skip to the end

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# \m/

I heard Varg (his killer) was released very recently
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# I know, even with the break out a few years ago .
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Yeah, that was quite a silly episode, wasn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)
# He's quite a silly person.
He was FINE in the early 90s, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)
# A zebra with a social disability
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# the bible?
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# this is good too
it's the joke with a thousand punchlines
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# his mum and dad
oh no thats Obama
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Priests
(protestant ones)
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Lesbian nuns?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# A nun who's won the lottery?
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Ow!
It was an iron nun.

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# ... and it goes green and kind of mouldy?
atmosphereic picture, anyway
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Nicely sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# sketchbook doodles
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)
# I hope that's not the Wet Willy from hell
Looks like her tongue pushing out his brains
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Is that her tongue coming out of the back of his head?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# yes
I was watching supernatural and thought this was going to happen, but it didn't, so I drew it
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)
# species?
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)
# She turned out to be a trickster demi-god who gave deserving people their comeuppance
by ironic means.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Bit Jacob's Ladder.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)
# I haven't seen it
should I?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Haha!
shoot the other one!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Ha ha
www.b3ta.com/board/9327637
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# He
Comes?
(I helped save b3ta! Ennui loves you, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Svenngo
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)
# more dino (the antidote to dvd/cd based image challenges)


bit of a girlie one is this one
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)
# I like your dinosaur.
You can put that quote on it somewhere if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# love these! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# he's nice :)
i bet he likes custard
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)
# That makes me glee
well done
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)
# MOO

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# excellent

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Yes! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# lovely!
i yam drawrin an dino rite now!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Well he was a pop star once...
I know: his face looks like it's falling off and you can hardly see it and his nose is wrecked. You know who I blame? Mel Gibson.

(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)
# i blame the parents
FOR EVERYTHING
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)
# I blame the 80's movie Parent Trap!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)
# I blame Canada
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)
# I blame the currants
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# i blame lord vader's inability to find the rebels' secret base
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)
# I blame the previous government!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)
# i blame the intelligence
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# I think you're on safe footing blaming Mel 'Sugar tits' Gibson for something.
Woo and nicely shopped.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)
# nicely done
but this compo has ejaculated the least funny set of pictures for a long time.

*goes sleep for a week*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# :)


Click for bigger (60 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)
# ha!
Poor tapeworms.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Henry Fonda?
You sure you don't mean Harry Belafonte?

Or am I rissing something?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# I'm rissing my tits off quite frankly
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

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