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# Roman Bust Reanimation Tour, Pt. 6 - Anonymous Old Dude


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Socrates
Philip The Arab
Caligula
Julius Caesar
Pompey

thanks all - glad to see it's not just me that gets a kick out of it :)

PS now if anyone knows a manufacturer of postcards I could approach...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Oh MAN!
These are just too good!

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Jessie showed me these the other day...
Fucking awesome sir!

*clicks*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:40, archived)
# I have no idea how you might go about
doing something like that. I'm impressed like a slack-jawed yokel.
Wow!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:40, archived)
# hello cletus
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:42, archived)
# hyuk!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:45, archived)
# some folk'll never eat a skunk
but then again, some folk'll
like cletus, the slack-jawed yokel
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:46, archived)
# I like yer pome, ma'am...
*touches brim of john deere cap*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:48, archived)
# lawks a mercy!
*fans self*
*drinks mint julep*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Fuck
That's good
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:40, archived)
# I am enjoying these
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Just seen socrates aswell :)
bloody good work sir :D


how long are these taking to do?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:42, archived)
# about three hours in a trance-like state :)
and thank you. I really enjoyed doing Socrates*. Was laughing my ass off as he came to life


*ahem
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Woooah SO crates.
would pretty much said during all of the process :)

he does look like a very jolly fat man :D

very women are for babies men are for pleasure.. indeed. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:50, archived)
# very nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:43, archived)
# these are awesome
and you're right about the sculptors, they knew their shit :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:44, archived)
# absolutely they did!
apparently up to the 3rd century it was a mark of honour to do it "warts n all", showing respect for a life well lived, etc. Then it got all showy and classical and ... yawn. pah. Bloody Constantine.

And how do you get someone to sit still for something of that precision? the preliminary sketches must have been something else...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:48, archived)
# religious nutters innit
always messing shit up :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 23:09, archived)
# you
are rather good at these
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Stone cold !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:48, archived)
# 0_0
bloody, bloody well done!
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:49, archived)
# These are really well done.
*clicks
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 23:09, archived)
# These are amazing!
Caligula in particular looks like a proper pikey...
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 23:10, archived)
# ha!
I couldn't agree more :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 23:27, archived)
# These are genuinely of interest
good stuff, more please.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Stunning, these really are superb!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 2:16, archived)
# These are all stunning...
I may have to have a crack at one myself!

*clicky
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Get some!
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Cuervo is tequila, and worms are usually only added to mezcal

/mexgeek blog
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:14, archived)
# *points*
mexgeek!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:18, archived)
# *Ahem*
look down a few pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)
# I have, sir
Check your friends feed, it's well and truly clicked. I'm just heading back there now to award it an inter-galactic, cross-series woo :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:24, archived)
# whoa you're twisting my melon man.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)
# And scorpions go in vodka...
www.skorppio-vodka.com/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:18, archived)
# I had a fly go in my beer once
does that make me a geek too?

Go on, please?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Oh ok then...
Do you want me to point and stuff as well?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Is that two separate activities?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)
# With me, stuff can be three different activities altogether
maybe more
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Show off
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:24, archived)
# *flexes stuff*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Pffft!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Now that's just silly
does it also come with a bikini-clad laydee?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Well mine didn't...
It was tasty vodka indeed though, although I couldn't quite bring myself to eat the scorpion at the end O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Haha, the vodka should've taken care of that fear though

I eat the worms (usually, they're presented separately). I believe it's more a thing for the tourists now. The worms were originally put in the bottles to verify there was enough alcohol in there to preserve the worm.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)
# It wasn't fear of contamination...
...it was fear of having a scorpion in my mouth, even a dead one.

Although I did feel very annoyed with myself afterwards :/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:37, archived)
# I found that eating crickets and grasshoppers isn't that bad
it's even a bit nice (although these were quite dry due to roastiness and chilis and salt).

I think I'd try a small alcohol-drenched scorpion, even if I was sober. Well, probably ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:46, archived)
# According to the label, they're delicious lightly fried with a little garlic...
...and eaten on a cracker with some cream cheese.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:58, archived)
# He looks so happy
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Why aye man
the bottle is still full. He gets gradually happier as he consumes it too.
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:17, archived)
# I bet Jack Tweed is shitting himself!!!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)
#
erm.....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)
# eugh... exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Jose Cuervo
He is a friend of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:16, archived)
# mmm...
tesquealer!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Haha
he's too cute to harm anyone :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:18, archived)
# ^ this
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)
# yay
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:25, archived)
[challenge entry] all done now :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)
# NEENAWNEENAW
:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)
# WHOOP WHOOP
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)
# that's the sound of Da Police.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)
# *clicks*
awesome both in content and execution!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)
# woo!
i like the chuffed expression of the bobby who caught the robber!
also: eyeball in an evidence-bag?
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)
# indeed it is
I'd respomnd with a witty eye related pun, but I'm very tired and I think I've ruptured my spleen while putting my back out, oof!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Putting your back out?
Again?

Get Mrs Toast to make you a Lego Batman mug, that'll always help.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:32, archived)
# it was all going so well too
haven't been to the osteopath for almost 2 years
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Aww...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Skoda and vauxhall? ace cars? You are wrong mr toats :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)
# I have no idea what cars the police drive to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Volvo
ace stuff Toats
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 23:42, archived)
# where do i sine up
woop woop this is da sound of da police
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)
# i notice that you have a darkie cop
but where is the lady rozzer? eh? EH? q;
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)
# she is, er, damn my lack of equal opportunities!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)
# never mind that, what have you got against feet? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:50, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 23:49, archived)
# ooooh pick me pick me!
I actually applied for the police, and passed the tests. I dropped out though because they rushed my application too fast for me to sort out a new place to stay. Now I can't re-apply until this september.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Haha :)
Please do one of those time-lapsed video things of you drawing one of your ace little characters; I'd love to see how they come about, they're brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)
# I wouldn't know how
basically its pencil, then biro, then scan, then colour, then post
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Do you not photograph your pictures any more?
I seem to remember you saying ages ago (back when I was on here regularly) that you preferred the texture of photographing the pictures...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:39, archived)
# I do, but it makes people think I'm some kind of luddite freak
so I pretend I scan them :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Wool - Eyes
Eyes - Wool.
(waxdart hello., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)
# A man had woolen eyes, he couldn't see very well
I knitted them into a great big ball and rolled them down the hill
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:49, archived)
# this advert was brought to you by james may
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:14, archived)
# that asterisk must have only recently been added
some existing police are right cunts
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Yay
That's some glorious stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)
# I *heart* you for these lovely challenge entries
This is both awesome and nice.
Edit: I am going to print this and take it to my local police station.


I will chop off the bottom line of text though
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)
# leave it on, it is clearly a check that needs implementing
to raise the public's opinion
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:33, archived)
# "Otherwise please fuck off, ta"
wouldn't be appreciated.
I meant the last line, not both.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:35, archived)
# I suppose it works without that, ok ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Perfectly :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:38, archived)
# *signs*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:16, archived)
# If only this was true
Woo, Yay & clickity
:)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Yo Toasty!
Ace as ever, sir :)

*clicks*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Hahaha eye inna bag!
compo winnah!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)
# happytoast if you make 16 more of these you can dominate the entire page of popular challenge entries.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:38, archived)
# burglars would be a lot easier to catch if they did dress in stripy shirts and masks.
 
our pigs can't usually catch anybody unless they turn themselves in
they're often in the news saying hey, we got nothing, could somebody please tell us who done it?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 23:10, archived)
# on main bbc news page today
are these:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/north_east/8022920.stm
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/staffordshire/8023881.stm

i wish ignore worked on popular page :(
(the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Yeah, but it works on here.... bye bye spooney.... *clicks*
Mr Toast - it's awesome. Keep it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)
# somewhat reminds me of
this

No offense, but I really don't find them funny.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Lovely Work
Great job
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)
# I've come back from hols...
... to discover it was national HappyToast week the other week.

Can't click most of them 'cos they're archived, but that's a fine set of images you've made there. If you don't draw for a living, surely you should (or at least could) do so.

Just magic.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:36, archived)
# had a go at costline loopage
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG
I hate having dreams like this

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)
# I sometimes have dreams like this
but I usually like them
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:16, archived)
# usually they occur round about the same time I have flu like symptoms
I had bacon today

*sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:36, archived)
# YUM

*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Wooo, nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)
# i can't watch this
it makes my stomach contents want to vacate :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)
# woah!
let me off!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)
# All I can hear in my mine when I look at this is
Far beyond this world I've known, Far beyond my time - Buck Rogers
(waxdart hello., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)
# You own and are sat IN YOUR OWN MINE!!!
You rock (or coal, tin or diamond)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:18, archived)
# It's like falling up a flight of stairs
I've been writing faux pron reviews on IMDB for movies I've never seen www.imdb.com/title/tt0160063/usercomments-1 How are you mr. truck?
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)
# i'm wonderfull thank you mr bongo
i'll make shaw i read your reviews
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:17, archived)
# great review :)
-
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Haha, ace review :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Needs moar rocket dog!
Ace, nice one! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Yay!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)
# I aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaam having altitude sickness watching this
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:22, archived)
# woo:)
watch out for that dodgy "o" ring:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)
# you bastard
This will not stand, I need closure...
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 23:17, archived)
# A bit of a sketchdump. Flower, hippie, creeper, heart-shaped world.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)
# If you do what the arrows say that becomes an arse shaped world.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Some nice doodling though. I like the dreadlocks.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Thank you
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Your paper is fucking weird
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)
# What do you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Lines all over the place, not normal, fucking weird :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Hahahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)
# the one on the bottom left is going to come out of my tv and kill me
the one on the top right, less so

the rotating planet sized cardiovascular system on the bottom right is not concerned with this matter

the baby triffid on the top left will one day kill us all

yay!

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Hahahahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
# you're looking at b3ta on a tv?
/pedant
(tool, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)
# SMUDGEFACE DON'T HURT ME
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
# I read that as if you sung it in some kind of mid 90's pop style
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Nah it's a late 70's ska song
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)
# nah, it's 1850's bavarian speedcore innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)
# All those fucking songs about bratwurst
I dunno, it was cool at first but there's only so many sausagesongs I can hear.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)
# HE WILL GET YOU IN YOUR SLEEEEp
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# that 'thing' bottom left
is creeping me out. I think it wants to kill me.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)
# I'm sorry.
I dunno if he'll kill you, though. Maybe just stare at you...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)
# ulp!
that's just as bad...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)
# I'm sorryyyy
:[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Creeper needs some corpse paint

As I've said before, you're really improving on your skills. I dig skills.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Creeper fo' deffs needs some corpse paint.
XD

And thank you :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)
# 2 days and 374 layers later.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:58, archived)
# It's the Prof!
And my God that's an awful lot of layers... I sometimes stretch to a third if I'm feeling extravagant...

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:59, archived)
# he he, I used to do them without layers before
took far too long.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Sod that! It's teh Dave!
He hasn't forsaken us!:P

Oi Dave ya cunt, you coming down the London Bash?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)
# I'd love to, but its a busy work fortnight for me, I was in london a few weeks ago too,
was going to text someone for your number but thought I'd only get about 2 hours to actually stop for a pint or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:24, archived)
# I'll gaz you my new one.
Bought a new phone last week. Got my new one, my old one and my sim nicked.
So new phone and sim.

I'll just have to find out where I have it written down.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)
# he he
Yeah I forgot about that, I'll give you a bell when I get it, I've just looked at flight prices and think I may be able to take a couple of "Personal Days"
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Wow!
You should change your name to Dave Draws Layers!

Lovely...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:00, archived)
# I'd need to change all of my personalised stationary then!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)
# oooh
those eyes are full of depth and twinkle :)
(quibble, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:00, archived)
# I do love doing eyes
I always seem to start on the left eye first.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# ...and one day after that...


Nice work there!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Blobfish!

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Indeed.
Blobfish.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Well I'd fuck it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)
# why does this not surprise me?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahhaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
# hey
it takes one to know one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# fucking excellent work
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Fucking thank you.
Hows the Mrs and my kid?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)
# hahha
they are both fine
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:18, archived)
# good good
thats what I like to hear.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)
# very nice!
lovely eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# you should tell him that
I think you may get in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)
# i don't need to speak
i can hypnotise him by swinging my nipples
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
# I got his attention by swinging from his nipples
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# mine are less hairy
i would imagine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)
# He waxes
smooth as a baby's arse thats just been waxed.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)
# in that case
would
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Yay!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)
# look into my nipples
*sways in a trance-inducing fashion*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)
# *trances*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Bleeding heck!
374 layers, that seems quite dramatic
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Not as dramatic as my entrance
I used 375 explosives and 12 gibbons.

3 gibbons were harmed in the making of this entrance.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Cor, Kerry!
He has lovely eyes :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
# indeed he does,
I could have done it in half a day but I got lost in those blue pools of loveyness.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# You could have just loaded up flash and clicked break apart
then altered the shapes in illutrator. Would have taken about 10 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)
# where's the fun in that?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:25, archived)
# I dunno
I don't find tracing pictures fun though. I did a couple for a game I was working on a while back they ended up looking great but were incredibly tedious.

It's a bit like doing a jigsaw puzzle. Why not save time and just cut the picture out from the front of the box?
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:46, archived)
# This is rather spiffing
I somewhat recognise the sauce though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:22, archived)
# And I thank you for your kind permission for its usage.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Nay promblem
you can pay me in bumsex when I next see you!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Yay! This is truly awesome, fella
fellaI hereby award it a click and an IGCSW:

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)
# This is utterly wonderful.
As is your subject matter, if I may make so bold.

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:56, archived)
# hello b3ta, go slow, it's been a while
i bet no-one even knew i'd gone :)

here is a lizard tiger for your viewing pleasures


Click for bigger (29 kb)

in other news, does anybody have/know where i could get a video of a horse making horsey noises? i tried thehorse.com but they keep trying to tell me how to look after equine buddies. i dont have equine buddies i just wanna exploit them for hilarity purposes!
(quibble, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:52, archived)
# You're about to be given fifteen links to an excellent site called I love horses
Nice lizard tiger.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:55, archived)
# more people share my passions!?
woo!

...yeah i know
(quibble, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:56, archived)
# a tizard!
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:55, archived)
# I see a weird chickenhead paw :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:56, archived)
# haha
i could very easily change that in

reminds me of this thing my friend made at school which was The Ultimate Animal, which was basically an ms paint of every animal joined together :)
(quibble, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Hahaha, that sounds brilliant!
But you see the chickenhead? :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:58, archived)
# i think...
on his right paw right? like a chicken profile?
(quibble, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:01, archived)
# This;


:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# ahahahah
more or less, yeah :)

i should really sort my life out and learn to use my graphics tablet, then i probably woulda coloured this in...
(quibble, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
# :D
I wish I had the skills to use mine, it's just living in my drawer right now
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# equine?
Here
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:58, archived)
# that seems like a might big knife
for a little fella

maybe he'll hurt himself and thus me emotionally. ONLY TIME WILL TELL!
(quibble, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# a liger or a tizard?
the old debate!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:59, archived)
# I'd presumed you were dead.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# naww
i got scared by mean people

but then i remembered i'm totally awesome.
i also realised i was a bit of a prick...

i'm working on it :)

ps. hello jeru, how art thou
(quibble, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# I am much the same, constantly annoyed by my own incompetence.

I don't remember mean people...was it me, did I scare you away, because damn right I should, I'm a hard-boiled fella!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)
# as long as you have that fabulous tache
then you're alright by my book :)

nah, i posted up some script or short story or something, and was told to fuck of because i am NOT FUCKING FUNNY
and it hit a nerve for some reason :/
(quibble, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Don't remember that, was that after the bash?
Also I have ridiculously short hair now due to my barber misunderstanding wanting a trim.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:24, archived)
# How are you anyway, other than being a prick?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:22, archived)
# quibble!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)
# aaaarrghh!
hi :)
(quibble, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Hugs!


Click for bigger (188 kb)
(mixedpixel Long time listener..., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Are they immune? That's clever.
Edit: Culprit

Apologies for lolcat style text I never made it guv.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)
# snout wrong with that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:51, archived)
# swine flu starting some huh
GAMM ON i say


yknow.. l-like Game. On? no? aw....
(quibble, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:55, archived)
# oh, i've missed the puns
i'm so glad to be bac on here...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:58, archived)
# yes, sometimes theres a rasher of them
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Pork quality control there...
Pretty ham fisted pun too...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:58, archived)
# *hogs*
hello, new person.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Can we just get over the pig flu, im sick.......
of seeing pig flu posts
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)
# I'll call you a hambulance!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:48, archived)
# ahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:49, archived)
# YOU'RE A HAMBULANCE! HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:50, archived)
# you deserve a spanging for that
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:51, archived)
# pig flu phobia
is one of the early symptoms of pig flu...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Fluey...
Mm, I almost didn't post mine when I saw the Ohamma Bin-Sneezing post...but then I did.

Well, get better.

And a hello (and goodnight) to you all.


(mixedpixel Long time listener..., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Welcome aswell! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:55, archived)
# how would you lot
depict a supervisor?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Sensible glasses, hair under control, clipboard, sharp pencil, looking down his/her nose
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Short sleeve white shirt, red tie
And a hat with supervisor on.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:51, archived)
# a hat with
'supervisor' on it?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:49, archived)
# knob
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:51, archived)
# thanks!
If you want a sensible answer - a clipboard would be a good start.

I take it your one word answer was meant in jest - otherwise, I venture that it is you who are a knob.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:52, archived)
# knob is the standard answer at work
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)
# that's fine then!
knob! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Old, boring, old, glasses, bald, old, boring, called clive
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:51, archived)
# the cunt who keeps stepping on your head
when you're trying to get a breath, then steals your good work and claims it as their own.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:52, archived)
# I've heard that guy's brakes are faulty and he doesn't look after his car
*company wide lol*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
# really?
*hides socket set*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Many a lurk time to post i feel, Hello all! Meet Ohamma Bin-Sneezing



I hope someone's got oinkment! (boom boom)
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Smells like bacon
oh and welcome :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)
# ah ha
Night all

Feel so sleepy :(

Also I am now beardless and I don't like it, never again shall I shave it right off
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)
# g'night
beardless is good, it stops me getting a rash on the tops of my thighs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)
# :O
you have a thighbeard? :o
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
# no, but i'm partial to the occasioonal cunning linguist ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)
# I have a cunning plan!
I read that as "cunning guitar"... oh dear immakindatired
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)
# guitars are good
you need to get lots of practice with your fingering to get a decent strum
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)
# was it worthy of being called a beard?
or one of those "beards" that i see everyone wearing today... pfft "goatee" - grow a proper beard!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)
# nighty night...
shave it half-off next time!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
# I say this .. but then I keep doing it
my chin looks weird bald.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)
# welcome!
you'll fit right in!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)
# senor porco rosso
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Am I too late for the rocket powered dogs compo?

*edit* not my background loop BTW...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Yes, but you still win it
Wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:11, archived)
# What we have here is a failure to launch
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# never too late for rocket powered dogs

nice loopery
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:12, archived)
# I can't take any credit for the loopery,
I just added the rocket dog...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)
# still ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:12, archived)
# very impressive loop :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)
# I'd best add a note to the original post,
'cos that's not my loopery, was already done that way...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Some dogs don't need rockets
They get by on perseverence alone...

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:14, archived)
# :O
He's wiping his doggy knob on the window!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:15, archived)
# It is always a funny sight to see a doggy dick
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)
# ^ Would
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)
# I love you :D
proper lols :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
# That is ace!
Not to mention the freaky fractal coastline...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Never to late
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Hahaha that would be entirely impossible!
woo!


EDIT: I get the feeling that's that kind of mindlessly devoted dog that is following this master, the astronaut, who threw him a stick seconds before blast off.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:15, archived)
# :D
it needs the sound effect that comes with that loop, though
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:15, archived)
# :D
www.freesound.org/samplesViewSingle.php?id=15463
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)
# useful!
the rancid dribble that those things produce would either be vaporised or blown away by the slipstream.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Yes, but no.
This is awesome.

Is he chasing kitteh?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Hahahahah
Wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)
# please tell me that missile has a auto-destruct timer built in
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)
# haha!
chicken cat!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)
# faster, pussycat! kill! kill!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
# russ meyer ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Could've meant the band:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# ah, yes...
true!
Funnily enough, some friends had a band with that name when we were in the sixth form.
They played freaky 60s psychedelic garage stuff, naturally enough.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)
# i'll never tell
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:31, archived)
# I will accept either...
all roads lead back to Russ, anyhow.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)
# even the road Russ is walking down?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
# yes, paradoxically
even that one. I blame too much acid back in 69...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
# never blame the drugs
they make the teenage years pass much more smoothly.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Yeah 'some friends':P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:00, archived)
# ahem
*refuses to comment*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:01, archived)
# just seen this!
it wasn't me, honest! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Fucking Class, sir
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)
# win win win
oober loopage
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)
# hurra!
i love the fractal coastline
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)
# yay!
where's the loop from? I saw it in a flash video and have never been able to find it again :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Gif Bin, my new sauce for all thing aminated!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)
# THAT'S A BIT FUCKING ACE
nicley looped
(Peter_G, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)
# fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:27, archived)
# NEVER TOO LATE!
:D
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)
# I was about to lavish untold praises on the background
then read your disclaimer.. some one has done a fantastic job right there...

I love the ear waggling though :D

maybe a touch of flappiness on the paws as well??

very woo, sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:31, archived)
# nice bit o'rocketeering:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:33, archived)
# The world is our clique
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)
# why am I looking into the early 90s?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Because it was the best time.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:02, archived)
# I was there
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:03, archived)
# LIES!
the early to mid '80's was the best time EVER.
FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:04, archived)
# It was the same for me.
I spent most of my time trying to eat my own foot and shitting everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:05, archived)
# ha ha
much changed since? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Not really :(
*chews on big toe*

*shits everywhere*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)
# i spent most of my time
drinking, smoking and shagging.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)
# ?
shagging wishing
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)
# no need for wishing
i was a rampant early starter ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)
# When I was born :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:05, archived)
# you're making me feel old :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Makes a change, every thing at the moment is making me feel old
and I am only 28
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)
# i'm over 30
and that's all i'm saying
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)
# And you include 'Landscape' in this theorem, yes?
*is worried*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:05, archived)
# no
that is the exception that proves the rule.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)
# *praises the (non-existent) lord for that*
*mwah*

Edit: Paul Haig: Heaven Help You Now 12" version - best dance track ever.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)
# *glees*
you can have that back, with a side of tongue ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)
# You filthy beast...
*gropes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:11, archived)
# 0_0
yeah, like you don't love it!
*injects the situation with furtiveness*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:14, archived)
# I say!
You, young lady, have lost none of your charm, if I may be so bold. It's lovely that you're back.

*mwah*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)
# it's nice to be back
with my bosoms amongst the bosoms of those who appreciate my most glaringly obvious attributes

*mwah*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)
# *gooses*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
# *ganders*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
# *watches you shake a tail feather*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)
# *shakes it with gusto*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)
# *grabs*
Get here, you....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:27, archived)
# oooohh, sir!
your hands are very warm! wait, that's not your hand, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# No Ma'am....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
# then why has it got a fingernail on the end?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)
# It's an implant...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:54, archived)
# 80's Was better!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)
# *passes mop*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)
# What is love?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:01, archived)
# NO, PLEASE NO MORE!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DONT HURT ME!

A rapists favourite tune
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:04, archived)
# not quite
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-WCfpo3AYE
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Thank god for your clarification, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:06, archived)
# That was gay, infact they all looked gay
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)
# 0_0
Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Were we watching the same video?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Dee-Lite?
Well, yeah...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Just seemed very homo-erotic to me
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Ahhh, but you are awful young, sir...
It was a different time, shall we say.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)
# I remember that time sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:12, archived)
# *ahem*
I don't think you were out seeing bands, age 1... in fairness, sir - c'mon.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:15, archived)
# that was the 90s sir
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)
# My case in point.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)
# ladies in spray on pvc
singing in sexy husky tones and shaking their quite spendid arse? I've seen gayer
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:12, archived)
# not that bit
the other bits
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)
# I think you'll find
it's Deee-Lite

(the e is silent, though, so easy mistake to make...)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)
# I'm more than happy to be corrected on that, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:11, archived)
# :D
all in the spirit of friendly pedantry!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:12, archived)
# My word, yes...and rightly so, if I may say!
I've just dug out my Deee-Lite CD singles - most chuffed now!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)
# You really are a child of the 90's!
I'll have to make do with MP3s...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Eeek!
90s?

70s, more like!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)
# haha!
me, too...
but I try and have a second childhood at least once a decade.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Oh, by far the best way to go.
I couldn't agree more.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Extra points for being down with the real shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)
# The original 12 was utterly the bomb
and anyonbe who says otherwise wasn't there man
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Alright, you're all on ignore

Worst. Song. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:05, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)
# I can't stand the song
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)
# I can't see this reply, but I really can't stand it

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)
# I think I know what love is.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:02, archived)
#
?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:11, archived)
# groove is in
the art...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmm
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)
# that would be good in the desert
as pink is a better camouflage
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:53, archived)
# lens flare
yeah yeah
lens flare
oh yeah
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)
# boricE ?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:56, archived)
# ha!
did someone say Borice?

I've been messing around with this image - not worth its own thread, methinks...

note new smart-causal uniform with name and number prominently displayed.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Get in there!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:06, archived)
# *screams*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)
# hmm
they're already cocks, so magenta seems the obvious choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:57, archived)
# NUNS!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)
# sister abe!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Nuns know fuck all
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)
# they need their hats
next time you see a nun looking clueless, pop a bowler or a stetson on their bonce and watch them transform
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:53, archived)
# running over a nun is 50 points
if she is on a bike it is 100 points
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Yes, teach us the facts please
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)
# If you read a book through a magnifying glass
you can get over twice as many science facts out of it.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)
# The best of all the transaction-based sexual encounters...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:49, archived)
# pff
your knob grows weak by week
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)
# "Take me on a guided tour"

Is that like an Amsterdam canal ride?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)
# very wet and a little bit disappointing
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)
# And full of Germans
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)
# ah, hairy
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
104% Truth, right there
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:05, archived)
# "Amsterdam canal ride"
Is that similar to a Cleveland Steamer?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Never been there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)
# * Subscribes
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)
# the best of all the animals
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Woop woop, the sound of da internet sheriff
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# I'm off to the bunker and I have Jaffa Cakes
anyone with me?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)
# I'll bring the wall ornament
www.manolith.com/2009/04/09/velociraptor-hunting-trophy/
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# That would look wonderful on the ceiling
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Ceiling Dino!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:57, archived)
# *stops wanking*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:05, archived)
# I love that


Is it real?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:56, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Hahaha
Where is he tonight, I want to see a recycled picture that he did 3 years ago changed to claim that swine flu is in inside job.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Israel must call new disease Mexico Flu, as swine unkosher
www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/1081515.html
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:41, archived)
# That... is just...
fucking hell what is wrong with the religious
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)
# my girlfriend summarised it thus:
"They can fucking fuck off and fuck off up their own arse too"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)
# *applauds*
Seriously though, it makes NO logical sense. Either they are upset that they have to say swine which is just retarded, OR they dont want to have a disease which comes from swine in which case why not just rename pigs sheep and then they can eat bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)
#
"Litzman reminds me of the banana republic dictator in Woody Allen's Bananas, speaking about how, in the new republic, Tuesday would be Thursday, Sunday would be Wednesday, etc."

blog.beliefnet.com/windowsanddoors/2009/04/no-swine-flu-in-israel-its-not.html
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)
# naughty!
prince will sue you!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:40, archived)
# If Prince saw my bank account he'd probably loan me a few quid
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)
# He only deals in mince
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Hahaha arf

I had an idea to shop a Prince lyric this week, but I forgot what it was. It was really good though. I lolled mao.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)
# was it from 'Batdance'?
the greatest song ever in the history of anything
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)
# No, it was from a classic hit

that's about all I remember now. I'll have to listen to his greatest hits thingy now. Shit.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:49, archived)
# hahaha
lol @ lolled mao
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)
# you've got that look
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)
# No, that wasn't it either

Damnit!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:06, archived)
# do ya think she's mad?
(whowotme nipple clamps, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)
# No pubes...
..so yes she must be
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)
# she is saying "A wee bush"
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)
# You know you've peed on the seat one too many times
when she smashes your cock over her head.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# thats good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Scram when you jizz?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Is it wrong to be a little aroused by all this?


*saves to 'special files' *

/edit: WTF? Magenta spunk?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Being a Paul, this advert really pisses me off.

Sorry it's a tad tall.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)
#


















(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:21, archived)
# CHB is called paul, the man in the photo, thats CHB (paul).
CHB made a joke that because both his name and the chap's name in the advert [in who's bathroom, a while would like to poo in], he demonstarted his distate for the advert in such, he would smack the child with a stick if he went to do a poo in CHB [paul]'s toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
# What advert?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Glade Touch and Fresh.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2T6YdEcp6w
I warn you. It is terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)
# I don't understand any part of this.
Maybe I don't watch enough TV anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)
# hahaha, I fucking hate that ad
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)
# haha
I got it even if the others didn't. *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)
[challenge entry] they only go for the really clean heads.
(hiplingo hiplingo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:09, archived)
# oof
and indeed, oof
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)
# SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)
# I only go for the scag heads
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Oh, that is fucking brilliant, right there.
Well bloody done you, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Watch out for politicks too.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)
# This ones for JJ and Jamnog
I felt dirty doing this. I must wash my hands.

EXCITING TRUFAX
I took this pic in the Beijing Hooters. The lass was probably the prettiest lady in all of china.
Say what you will about the sexist-ness of hooters, its a wonderful place.

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Don't make me rip on you too, Tats.
I already ignored Jamnog.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 19:16, archived)
# worry not
this is a one off. It sounded good in my head, but as i completed it, i realised what i did. I felt sad and violated. I would have replaced it with the sauce, but the RPS nazis would have got me.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Nothin' wrong with RPS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 19:18, archived)
# and it is tuesday, so whereas i could be forgiven,
i dont want to go back to my L-plate days.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Good

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 19:20, archived)
# NICELY TILT SHIFTED. IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY IN A MODEL VILLAGE!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 19:21, archived)
# The bird in the bottom left is actually a B-52 Stratofortress.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Fantastic stuff mate


Click for bigger (134 kb)

Have a Red Panda; i've yet to invest in a tilt-shift lens, but am pondering..

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Aw, that's super.

Lousy point and shoot camera at Sydney zoo
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Red Pandas are super fluffy tiem
hard to focus on because you are generally fluffing out completely
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Yeah, I have one photo that is a sort of red blurry ring
I think there were two chasing each others tails
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 19:39, archived)
# :)


Click for bigger (142 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Ha
That's a feather duster you've positioned there, you cheat!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Yeah hard to get focus
Massive blur
Look at my claws!

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 19:40, archived)
# That is the mother of all blurs! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Cameraphone FTW! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 19:49, archived)
# mrs albarn?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Argh that's a scale mindfuck.
How big are those things then?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 19:36, archived)
# About the size of a monster truck.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Like a fox, in a tree
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 19:38, archived)
# The ones I saw were only little, perhaps large cat-sized.
But for all I know they may have been babies, I'm no wildlife expert.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 19:38, archived)
# On par with badgers
only more fluffy and adorable
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 19:39, archived)
# I love red pandas, best of all the animals
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 19:36, archived)
# You have the inside scoop on all faunal loveliness.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Av it !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Poorly shopped
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Wank you..

Wank Thank
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Having a lovely evening WB?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:31, archived)
# I am... although I am a little

Pissed
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Woot!
Obvious response
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 19:17, archived)
# source or gtfo
Nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 19:18, archived)
# wid pleasure
she purdy.
Head and shoulders above all the other waitresses, and most people we saw in china, in fact

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Oh wow
What a honey
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)
# indeed.
She was mega cute - dimples and everything
Had just the best sort of body shape too - not too skinny.

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Now I'm no leg man
but her legs are giving me the horn, this is a strange new experiance for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Nice legs, but needs more hips.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 19:32, archived)
# that would be the icing on the sex cake
I love hips.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 19:35, archived)
# The light on her feet makes it look like her legs both grow into one massive hoof instead of feet.
That's turned me off a bit.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 19:33, archived)
# She is a semi-evolved mermaid really.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 19:36, archived)
# monoshoe!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:07, archived)
# ooooooo....
RLY?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 19:18, archived)
# ...i mean
Woooo Haaa!!!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 19:22, archived)
# ughhh god
that freaks me out X1000

I like the way some bloke had a go at you for copyright breaching on your youtube link of that!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)
# i saw that, I went ahead and deleted the video since i DO despise media duplication
I don't think he was really claiming copyright infringement, just pointing things out.

Often times it is difficult to discern a 'friendly education' from a 'butt chewing' on the web forum
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Woo to Owls (and Maddie)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Is that not my image?
Have you stolen my image?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)
# are you kidding?
please tell me. i do not like to step on toes.

/abused child
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# she has one big foot
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 19:21, archived)
# this is ace :)
i love hooters best wings in the world
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 19:54, archived)

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