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On loan from the LCPD...
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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence? ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:50,
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I loved seeing Reg in Hollywood!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:52,
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passive/aggressive nazim is the worst kind
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:53,
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No it isn't.
Incorrect naziism is the worst kind :)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:01,
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:05,
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Eh?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:09,
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those passive/agressive coucil leaders can be right cunts
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:10,
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Ha!
I didn't even notice your typo :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:16,
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Fwap?
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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub! ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:45,
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jon bonjovi's let himself go...
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:47,
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I love that film!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:47,
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new london logo
i can't believe they showed my silly logo on London Tonight! stoked!
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bobbysands ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:31,
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i feel like london tonight
like london tonight!
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:35,
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I bet it tastes like gravelly kebabs
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:36,
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I read that as gravelly knobs,
and wondered how they differed in taste....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:38,
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probably like gravel
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AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:43,
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LOL!
Alright fella! How's Uncle Vasya going?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:44,
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it's not
i'm stuck doing animation for a project that was put off a month ago and i got academic credit (and thus graduated) for it, but it still needs to be done. I really, really hate this project now.
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AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:46,
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Blah blah fucking bollocks!
HURRY UP YOU CUNT! ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:48,
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Haha! Nice :)
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Rev. Cleo still alive ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:39,
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*wave*
Evening :)
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:41,
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Aha!
I suspected it was one of you lot :p
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Troo Troo Barney McGrew ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:40,
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'us' lot
aftre all, you've got a login
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:41,
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Shhh!
It's seeecrit! Nobody knows but you and me.
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Troo Troo Barney McGrew ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:42,
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Wahey Boris!
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:40,
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When he's not falling in rivers...
tho I saw the footage on the Beebs website n TBH it was more a stumble whilst already IN a river!news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8082995.stm
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..wil ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:41,
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boris has the best 'seamless'-outline ever conceived
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AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:43,
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don't worry, i can do seamless muu muu...
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bobbysands ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:58,
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If this was America, surely he'd have been killed in the neck by now?
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:43,
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erm
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:45,
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rejected work part #1
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:59,
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I like this!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:00,
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so do i
but they didn't, so onto the next thing
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:01,
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Cunt them in the fuck Micto!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:38,
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this makes me think of max payne
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:01,
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This is good
Looks like something from alan wake or something :)
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:01,
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i just googled that, and max payne
i think it must just be the way the bloke is standing
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:03,
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Alan wake looks ace
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:04,
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i never managed to get past tetris
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:05,
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Dr mario?
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:10,
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the only mario-related game i've ever played was donkey kong on a game & watch
and i sucked at it seriously, my gaming history is: tetris chucky egg vibribbon driver 2 colin macrae rally ah fuck it
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:12,
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No sim games?
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Rev. Cleo still alive ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:14,
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i did have a drug dealing game on my palmtop
but when i got hold of a tetris port, it got deleted
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:16,
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I was addicted to Chuckie Egg! (Had it for my Acorn Electron:))
All hell broke loose once that big fucker was out of his cage!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:30,
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oh god yes
i can't remember what level i used to get to on my *cough*dragon32*cough*
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:36,
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I do not think this should be rejected.
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Rev. Cleo still alive ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:07,
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it's a sort of cheat of a woodcut
that doesn't look sufficiently like a woodcut to work so i'm having another go
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:10,
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I see.
I'd suggest more big block areas and less of a filtery look. Perhaps the odd bit of cross hatching.
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Rev. Cleo still alive ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:14,
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yeah
i'm currently fiddling around in illustrator it's much more like it look-wise, but a royal pain in the arse in terms of time taken
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:15,
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Indeed.
I went and saw the Kuniyoshi exhibition today :) Very interesting. There were monster penises wood cuts.
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Rev. Cleo still alive ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:16,
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oooh!
nice i love japanese woodcut stuff
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:17,
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I love them as the commercial art they are.
And Kuniyoshi seemed to be a good one for a laugh, as well as having awesome skillz.
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Rev. Cleo still alive ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:26,
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this is very atmospheric
RECOMMENDED A++++ WOULD LOOK AT AGAIN
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:23,
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i have put your chicken dictionaries up in my new chicken house
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:25,
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hurrah!
they'll be plotting your downfall now I need to make more of those
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:29,
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Nicely :)
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:24,
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I like this
Don't use us as your garbage bin, micto. Have you no respect for us anymore? Will you leave quietly in the morning? Don't forget to take you pet skull this time.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:30,
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b3ta has always been my wastebin
:)
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:31,
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We know it
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:09,
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that's quality..what was it for?
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:31,
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internal marketing thing
very dull
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:34,
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wankers half of them couldn't tell a cock from a sausage :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:35,
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or saveloy in my case
:)
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:37,
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:D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:45,
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*waits for it to animate*
*waits some more* *goes back to drinking wine and falling over*
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:38,
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you can't nazi me!
i'm in the clique!
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:39,
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I'm on the high end stuff again
/buckfast blog
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:44,
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quick, dirty n prolly bindun
dirty n prolly bindun
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cl1nt was named after dirty harry ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:49,
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Ha ha ha!
Rosebudlols! Also, GAZPAAAAAAAAAAACHO!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:53,
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*childish tittering*
nice :D
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:54,
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hahaha vagina
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:55,
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omg
how did I never notice that before? thanks a bunch, now Im gonna think of that every time I watch the film
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cl1nt was named after dirty harry ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:28,
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hehe
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:00,
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BARRRRRRRRR
OH GOD WHERE HAVE THE LEGS GONE
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Rev. Cleo still alive ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:15,
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ROTUNDO HOVERBEAR
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Shada ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:17,
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WE SHOULD GIVE HIM ROCKETS
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Rev. Cleo still alive ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:17,
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YES!
Yes yes yes and a click That is all.
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:17,
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STOP THRUSTING INTO YOUR CD DRIVE YOU'LL MAKE YOUR COMPONENTS STICKY
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Rev. Cleo still alive ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:18,
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My computer doesnt recognise my cd drive :(
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:19,
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Well give them time and they'll get to know each other again, perhaps remind your Computer with funny anecdotes?
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Rev. Cleo still alive ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:20,
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I tried putting things in it, it didnt like it :(
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:22,
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Small mexican accountants are not things.
They are people.
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Rev. Cleo still alive ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:24,
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...oh...
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:26,
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Silly catface.
How was the exam matey?
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:36,
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So so
I have another one at 1:30 tomorrow I only started revision/learning for it at 5pm. /went to 0 lectures for it blog :/
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:40,
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I wish you luck.
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Rev. Cleo still alive ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:42,
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Ta :)
Im gonna need more than luck
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:43,
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"The right to bear arms" excludes legs
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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:17,
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It's a sad sad world.
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Rev. Cleo still alive ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:18,
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he has jet thrusters instead of legs
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:17,
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I bet he says that to all the ladies
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:18,
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He's not interested in ladies. Only seals. For their flesh and fantastic late night clubbing.
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Rev. Cleo still alive ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:19,
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I bet he says that to all the bloodied seal corpses
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:22,
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Only the concious ones.
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Rev. Cleo still alive ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:23,
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I believe congratulation are in order
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:44,
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select * from congratulations order by title
been developing webapps for too long
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starquake is still figuring things out ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:51,
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pfft
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:28,
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you'd think lower jet appendages would be good?
but no :)
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:02,
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Haha you just forgot to invent anklestraps™
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:31,
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Needs more blood.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:47,
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You need LESS blood.
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Rev. Cleo still alive ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:15,
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maybe his legs had not grow
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:00,
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It is sad for bear :(
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Rev. Cleo still alive ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:08,
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poor bear, what a circumstance!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:30,
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I approve of this hoverbear
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:30,
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I shall call him floaty bear
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:37,
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I have a mean Sharpie headache right about now. x]
I only had one class today. I spent the rest of the day helping run the Yearbook Pick-Up table, and doing these^EDIT: Can we please ignore my horrible French, then? x]
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:04,
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I like the Franish in the top left one :D
Also, Fantastic ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:06,
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Franish?
Only cool kids spell it with a K, okay? x]
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:07,
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A nice mixture of French and Spanish.
Like Spanglish, but without the English and with the French :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:09,
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No, it's all French.
Te is some weird conjugation of 'tu'. I don't really understand it, but I know it's French. :] And 'si' is French for 'if'.
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:10,
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Ha ha ha!
I know spazzer. I AM FRENCH! FUCK OFF JOSEPHINE! NOT FUCKING TONIGHT YOU PAS DE DEUX POULET COULLOIR!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:11,
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Wait, what?
x] You are not French! You're English, innit?
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:12,
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I don't even know myself anymore :(
Quelle domage :(
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:14,
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After 5 years of French class
the only thing I can say just off the top of my head is 'Pui j'alle au toilet?' and I don't even know if that's spelled right.
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:16,
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I know not the word Pui.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:20,
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Hmmm.
Maybe I've spelt that wrong then. Yeah I just checked. It should be 'peux'. See? I've learnt nothing. My school is shit at World Languages
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:23,
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Ha! You suck man, you suck! ;)
A Ukrainian girl tried to correct my pronunciation of an English word last week,, which I found hilarious on its own. What made it worse though, was that she was taught to speak English by one of your lot! I would've given her a slap if she wasn't so hot ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:27,
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Aren't you from London though?
No-one from London actually speaks English. They seem to speak some working class dialect that eludes me.
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:30,
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Fack orff you caaaaaaaant!
I am from London, yes. However, I speak proper innit you muppet!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:32,
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:36,
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I was expecting
The Doooorg in the Fooooorg!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:44,
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:44,
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But j'aime is missing the apostrophe.
And surely you couldn't have Je as the third element in a sentences anyway.
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:12,
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No it's not.
There's an apostrophe there.
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:14,
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If you I love?
What?!
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:12,
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Noooo idiot.
It's 'If you love me' in some sort of awkward conjugation. I learned it last year, when I saw it written in an elevator in Brooklyn. I wrote it down and asked my French teacher about it. He explained it, but I don't remember.
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:13,
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Oh, ignore what I said then.
I'm with Jeru though, it looks a bit wrong.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:14,
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I'm fairly sure Je is the nominative and not the objective.
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:15,
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Brooklyn, the modern hive of literature and polyglotomy!
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:20,
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I would have thought that
"If you love me" would be "Si tu m'aime", where tu (you) is the subject and the reflexive pronoun me (abbreviated to m') is the object. Otherwise its "If I love you" (Si je t'aime, which makes more grammatical sense than si te j'aime).
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Mr._Pickles ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:30,
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Well aimer actually means to like,
and I assume she is attempting to say If you like. Adore is French for Love. However, in an intimate context, aime has been adopted to mean love.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:14,
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Shouldn't it be something like
'si je t'aime'
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:13,
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I am starting to suspect that it may
have ended prematurely, and to make full grammatical sense would require a qualitative conclusion. N'est-ce pas?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:16,
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DIG IT
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:07,
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TOTALLY
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:08,
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STUDY COCKS MORE KK
/ac
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:09,
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-_-;
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:11,
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How have you got a headache from sharpies?
Very nice
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:09,
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From the smell.
I've been using them all day and they've made me go a bit light-headed and silly. And earlier when I was working on the black ones, I felt a bit sick and had to have Tina finish one for me. x]
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:11,
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Start taking Heroin.
Then Sharpies will not affect you in the slightest.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:12,
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Ahahahahahahahahah
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:15,
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Heroin is no laughing matter man!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:17,
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Sorry.
Just the idea of me on heroin is laughable. I'm pretty damn scared of injections.
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:18,
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Smoke that shit then nigga!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:23,
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I'm not gonna do heroin.
But thanks. x]
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:27,
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You fucking wimp!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:34,
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silly, that is the point of marker pens to make you high :)
I love sharpies, they are best marker pen EVER!
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:13,
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They're good for drawing but
otherwisse, I think they smell disgusting and I sorta hate them. Either way, I'm not high. Just a bit sick.
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:17,
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I love them
We probably have slightly different ones here, due to shitty health and safety rubbish
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:20,
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Why are you posting up a scan of your schoolbooks?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:12,
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It's not a scan of my schoolbooks.
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:15,
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NOW ARRANGE THEM INTO A STORY
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Rev. Cleo still alive ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:26,
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Whenever I think of sharpies
I think of this Oh, and I can concur that that there french doesn't make much sense ;)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:34,
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Oh shit
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:40,
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They're Already Working With Ideas For The Sequel.
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:56,
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because this place seems to be dead
Dear friend, I am Mr Ezi Mmiri, an Accountant in a Financial Institution here in Burkina faso.I discovered (US$10,500,000:00) in account that belongs to our late foreign customer Mr Paul Louis Halley who died altogether with his entire family in a plane crash since year 2003 as you can see below:(http://newswww.bbc.net.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/oxfordshire/4537663.stm ) i have decided to transfer the fund (US$10,500,000:00) to abroad for investment and also help the needy. Please i need your urgent assistance to transfer the fund into any available bank account of yours as a foreigner and the (next of kin) to the said fund. Update me immediately with your private telephone/mobile number for easy communication and conversation. I will give you the full details as soon as i receive your response, as i have made every needful findings,observation and arrangement to guarrantee 100% success and risk-free. Please update me with bellow information,that i can upload your data into our bank database to reflect in the bank-network-system, as your name shall be indicated as the next of kin/beneficiary of this said fund and I will guide you on how to proceed to have the fund claimed and be transferred into your account for us. (1) Your Full Name?:............... (2) Your Contact Address?:............. (3) Your direct Mobile telephone Number?:.................. Finally, i would like us to have (agreement/mou) for more trust, security and most importantly to agree on certain ratio of sharing the fund. Yours faithfully, Mr. Ezi Mmiri Regional Managing Director, African Developement Bank,(A.D.B) Burkina faso , West Africa . Contact: [email protected]
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:59,
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Scam e-mail sent to person in the 1st World.
News at 11....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:01,
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i know, shocking isn't it
I thought we were now 2nd world
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:02,
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NIGERIA IN SCAMMING SHOCKER
QUICK TELL THE INTERNET
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:02,
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you grumperlumper :)
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:03,
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NOW FOR AN IRRELEVANT ANIMATED GIF! ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:06,
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:O
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:01,
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What?
no Hung fu?
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:11,
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Bindun Sir.
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:18,
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Auto-asphyxia has a great deal to answer for, lord only knows how many die every year,
fuck drugs and violent porn, something needs to be done about this shit!
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..wil ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:13,
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modified version of my compo entry
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[email protected] ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:54,
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I think...
...this was the first thing I ever posted on b3ta. About 7 years ago. It's still a Wanking Shatner.Cryogenically frozen pearoast for comp
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expf ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:40,
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Give him some thing to watch
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:41,
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AMAZING EPISODE
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Rev. Cleo still alive ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:21,
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I like it.
But what is about to happen could be quite painful for you.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps. ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:42,
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Not in the eye?
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:43,
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All three.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps. ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:43,
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My faithful horse Nutsack and I
are about to have dinner. Will it take long?
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expf ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:48,
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Awwww
Surely an interval of as-long-as-b3ta's existed between postings lessens the offence? There're /talkers who weren't even born then...
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:52,
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needs more vinegar strokes...
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:53,
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heh heh
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:57,
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:)
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herman:D ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:25,
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*ahem*
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:51,
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Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:16,
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the shat episode is my favourite
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:17,
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"..........
....barefoot you say?" :D
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:35,
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Ok, here it comes;
COMMANDER WORF'S HEAD LOOKS LIKE A FANNY.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:17,
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..
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:38,
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hahaha
that's fucking hideous.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:39,
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Oooh top work archy
Did you find someone for adam west to be?
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:41,
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I've stalled at about 5 of them, I've started on three more.
I will finish doing them all. Adam West is going to be Khan /Currently working on Adam West, Meg and Loretta
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:41,
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Awesomes :D
They are top!
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:42,
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nah
pasty
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:58,
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Oh get a sense of humour
Rocky Dennis!
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Cakie Rose from the dead on ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:04,
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I've got to start watching Family Guy again
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:20,
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The new series is hit and miss.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:21,
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it's been like that for a few seasons now.
ah shit, i've become one of those THE EARLIER EPISODES WERE THE BEST EPISODES people
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Shada ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:21,
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Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:22,
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Nostalgia is a bad thing
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:24,
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I can't even remember nostalgia
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:27,
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Nostalgia is the number 1 export of Yorkshire
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:29,
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What are Zazzle like?
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:38,
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best not it
Ah, you are using red bubble, what are they like? I have signed up on there
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:29,
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Seems pretty good.
Great for stealing other people's ideas :DNot that I have.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:36,
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Right, I got you :)
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:37,
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Season 1 wasnt great, it got good up to 3, start of 4
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:29,
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I'm only on season 2
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:31,
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STOP STEALING MY WORDS TOMOBEDLAM!!!!
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:32,
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Season 1 wasnt great, it got good up to 3, start of 4
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:24,
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let's all chop off someones hand and finger and use them to point at shada!
*chops* *points*
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:59,
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oh, it has hit that phase then
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:21,
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Having said that
BBC3 cut a helluva lot of stuff out; will watch the series on DVD before judging it
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Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:23,
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Shhhusetheinternethhhshshhhshushhushhhhh
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:26,
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have you heard the word?
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:54,
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I just looked at the stats board
not only are you at the top, you have posted at more than twice the rate of the next person down. Impressive energy and commitment.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:22,
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Theres a stats board?
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Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:23,
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:24,
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blimey,
thats commitment
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Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:26,
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it was 1150 yesterday
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:26,
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Yes
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:24,
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Expected horses :(
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:26,
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I know
That is what happens when you get a surprise two weeks off, I am also top of three of the day time stats as well :)
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:25,
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IT'S NOTHING TO BE PROUD OF!!!!!!
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:26,
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and that is with me being out and doing things
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:28,
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Still
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:29,
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you grumperlumper :)
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:32,
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All this shatner business is excellent!
I got a birthday present a few years ago now which is now on my wall at work...Click for bigger (79 kb) (its because my name is kirk, geddit?)
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Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:41,
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was there a stormtrooper called Kirk?
I thought they were all called Barry
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:51,
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Barry Kirk.
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I? ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:49,
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Lovely!
:D
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..wil ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:57,
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:13,
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I SPENT AGES ON THIS YOU CUNTS
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:27,
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Well i like it :)
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Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:30,
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Thanks both :)
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:32,
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Nice and flouncy :D
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:46,
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ironic
that killer kitti's post will get far more replies than this will makes me laugh ;) *clicky*
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JadeFalcon ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:32,
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haha
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hobbledehoy don't make me laugh..bitterly ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:40,
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Not so much ironic
as predictable, maybe? But I agree.
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:48,
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Well I liked it
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:37,
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Well I liked it
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:48,
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Well I licked it
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:54,
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Well I liked it
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ClanSoul ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:02,
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the dot on the eye could be a little to the left
I will give this a click
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Fri 5 Jun 2009, 6:27,
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I really have no idea...
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:12,
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turtles heads
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Dont point it at your face up the ass ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:13,
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Hahaha
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:14,
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Quick! The Shat-Klingon Repellant Spray!
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:16,
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damn I knew there was a klingon pun somewhere!
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:18,
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i do like this.
but i must say, this compo is quite the lack.
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I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa! ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:18,
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:49,
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actually
I'm surprised it took this long for that particular angle
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:56,
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GRIFFY
you still still feeling yuck?
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:58,
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I currently have no neck
as my glands are so swollen I've stopped puking and shitting though, so that's good.
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:03,
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and I'm trying to code javascript the hard way
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:05,
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I'm glad I gave up on doing java
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:06,
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Nasty, but good that uping and the downing having stopped
You need a good gland squeezing
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:06,
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who doesn't?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:08,
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Well dogs seem to like, so it must be good
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:13,
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oh glanDs
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:13,
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Hung Hu?
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:23,
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I love Willy
AnAGRAMMY ffs
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait.... ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:48,
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Fish Finger Sandwich again
and I still didn't get one
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:10,
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night night b3ta :)
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:30,
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it's odd to see Margaret Beckett and brains in the same picture
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:32,
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Hahaha
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:35,
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guten nacht
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:33,
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She has never looked better
Stop send me email about books, yes I am on a high, but I am not buy books for a change, I am buy t-shirts. So up your back pipe I also seem to be in a gay mood
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:34,
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psst
tshirts = nogunarmy.com you know it makes sense :D
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:37,
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They have nothing that I like
I am looking on Threadless, I am drooling at all the sexy t-shirts
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:41,
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yeah, they are good. bunch of bastards that they are
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:42,
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Why are they bastards?
Oh shit, that is your shop. I am being really stupid today, stabbing myself in the leg by accident was not a good start to the day. Plus AnE were twats and told me to fuck off
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:43,
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i'm jealous
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:44,
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Oh looove, don't be jealous
you're a bastard too *runs*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:45,
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haha, yeah that's right!
and don't you forget it. grrrr! grrrr!
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:47,
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*looks at website*
*weeps* i need to design more. and get better at designing
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:50,
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needs an overhaul. it's a bit old fashioned looking now
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:50,
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Don't look at Threadless then
I am considering purchasing one of yours I am also looking at designing t-shirts, as well as a load of other stuff
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:51,
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yeah I've got a few threadless t-shirts i really want
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:52,
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I am going to an order in tonight
They are pure sexy
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:54,
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Why?
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:45,
archived )
nogunarmy.com is my site.
it pays for my beer money if i'm lucky.
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:48,
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Also, you don't do them in my size
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:50,
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sadly it's not really financially viable to cater to the extreme ends of the bell curve
sorry.
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:53,
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It is an arse for me to buy nice things
Due to me being very broad shouldered :(
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:54,
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so broad shouldered that you can't fit in an XL?
you must be built like optimus prime
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:56,
archived )
Your xl is a 44, i need a 48
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:57,
archived )
Hah, she's more attractive in this picture than she's ever been
I wish I was joking.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:35,
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mindpiss
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:35,
archived )
Nice scarf bitch.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:38,
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hehehe
nice! :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:41,
archived )
hahahahaha Have this from when she was foreign secretary
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:48,
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arf
nice tattyshopping
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:56,
archived )
hahaha christ
and now, DINNER
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:00,
archived )
Play it again Kahn....
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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco? ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:29,
archived )
mmmmmmm, Partick Stewart :P
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:30,
archived )
Cue mutated monty
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:31,
archived )
I some times wonder what it would be like to see your cum running over his bald head
As he recites some Shakespeare
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:32,
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haha
some nice work there
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:33,
archived )
How did I never realise this before?
The fascist rabbit out of Watership Down, and the leader of Britain's best-loved bunch of Nazi twats... Uncanny.
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somegreybloke ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:10,
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Nick Griffiths was patently meant to be stillborn.
Something terrible happened and that bag of oddments and assorted wank lived.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:11,
archived )
i saw a pro abortion advert once with the premise that "your baby could grow up to be hitler!"
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:13,
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Works for me.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:14,
archived )
At last, reasoned argument!
:)
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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:16,
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doesn't really work as your baby could also have grown up to cure cancer of the aids
think of that next time you're wanking over a map of scotland! hmm?!
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:18,
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Have you been watching me?
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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:19,
archived )
the weather girl hates it when I do that
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:20,
archived )
XD
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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:21,
archived )
Do you shout "LET IT RAAAIINN!!" when you spunk?
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:32,
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what happens if your babby grows up to be the cancer of the aids curing hitler?
WHAT THEN!?!?! edit: and just think of how many pages of the map of scotland book would be stuck toghether in that situation!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:22,
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Kill the spawn!
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:18,
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nick griffin should have been a blow job
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:14,
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Not even
he should have been a sticky duvet cover and an embarrassed 14 year old hurrying down to the washing machine at 5 in the morning.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:17,
archived )
You've thought about this quite a bit, haven't you?
We have to be grateful for the boxer that fucked up his eye, It must have added a lot to his general unpleasantness. Because much as we like to shit on this turd of a person, we still like to do so on the grounds of his appearance. /irony blog
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:23,
archived )
Men in glass houses shouldn't chuck rocks
and boss eyed bags of lard shouldn't appear to judge people on their exteriors.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:25,
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He wasn't hit by a boxer.
That's just his conscience trying to escape his face.
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:26,
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See, this is why I talk a lot of pollotics, I get to well angry
and passionate about it all. So I say out of it, in order to keep myself calm and not kill anyone
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:21,
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hahaha, fantastic resemblance. Speaking of which, did anyone else catch this 'similarity' in Private Eye this week?
uncanny, right down to the 'shopping :)!
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:12,
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She's sort of beautiful, in an androgynous way.
When she's a grown up she's really going to turn some heads.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:13,
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meh, she looks like you'd have to marry her before she let you touch her boobs
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:14,
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An actress? HAH.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:15,
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she just looks really boring
like, no fun at all. all cello practice and platonic friendships with posh gay men
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:17,
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A younger Keira, so to speak
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:17,
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she's really grown of me recently,
ever since mrs monstrinho made up a dirty little story of a honey covered threeway in a bedroom moment
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:22,
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It's a front,
come Saturday night she's in a rubber mask down the Torture Garden like the rest of us. er.....right?
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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:19,
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DAD?!
O_O
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:23,
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Office\0/
...where's my coat?
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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:24,
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*glee*
:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:25,
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she could probably suck a golf ball through a garden hose
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:21,
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Why do men say that like it's a good thing?
Do you really want us to suck so hard we burst loads of capillaries? REALLY?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:22,
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there's probably a japanese word for that
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:25,
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haha!
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somegreybloke ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:35,
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Mine's about the size of a capillary.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:25,
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wouldn't say no
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:26,
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Really?!
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:26,
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To be honest
I don't like getting blown. Except that time she swallowed, that was nice. But otherwise it feels a bit grubby, I'm too romantic for that. I'm happy to go down myself though, for ages.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:30,
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You say grubby like it's a bad thing.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:32,
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i read that as "go down on myself"
i was thinking you were a lucky man
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:32,
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6'2"
Not happening. :(
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:33,
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you might have a huge cock
or not enough ribs or summat
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:39,
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Plenty of ribs
cock like a decorative teaspoon.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:39,
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HAHAHAH
EDIT: oh you DIDN'T say "go down on myself' *carries on
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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:32,
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Really? That'd disappoint me
I'm very happy to do the do, although just as happy to receive it.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:33,
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I'm old fashioned
aka boring.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:35,
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Pretty sure oral sex predates Christ etc
but fair enough. As long as you're happy, poppet.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:36,
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Happy? Dude.
I haven't had as much as a pat on the head in 5 years. :(
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:37,
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Come here and I shall give you a really big hug and a kiss on the bonce.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:37,
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Awww xxx
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:38,
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Eeeee *hug*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:41,
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"excuse me love could you not suck so hard"
nope sorry, doesn't sound right
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:30,
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It's not about the suction,
it's about the friction.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:33,
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It's not about the size of the boat
it's the motion in the ocean
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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:36,
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then you spring a leak and it's all over
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:39,
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i don't know, we could try it.
might be fun
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:26,
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Maybe we are just too cheap to buy a proper vacuum cleaner.
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:30,
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Oh, little Jewu.
Not a mental image I was prepared for.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:34,
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YES
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait.... ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:55,
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hehe....
see also: "chrome off a trailer hitch"
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:26,
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See, I've had those things said about me before
and I always thought it was quite insulting, I've got much more finesse. I wonder if other women think that.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:27,
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Not you, pickle
merely the expression. *hugs*
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:28,
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Oh I know
I just know women that say it about themselves and I always think 'why would you deliberately make it sound as if you've got the skills of an overeager 15 year old with Downs?'
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:30,
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Self image issues, I'm guessing.
Either that, or they enjoy disabling their male suitors.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:31,
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Goodness only knows
but it always makes me wince a bit internally.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:34,
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oh you and your sexy talk
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:34,
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You'll never see it on here.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:35,
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a roll of gaffa tape and a half pound lump hammer says you're wrong
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:17,
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:17,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:25,
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You think I'm joking.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:26,
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I feel that Lump and Sledgehammers are not used enough in games/films/horror movies.
It's always clawhammers or chainsaws or axes. I want to see someone struggle to wield a sledgehammer and then take someone's entire face off when they swing it.
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:32,
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fire extinguishers for the arthouse french win.
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arrangedletters ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:45,
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And when she gets the sex change, she really will
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:17,
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Yes she will
Fiver says she will have one before she is 30
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:28,
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I'm going to go with 35
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:28,
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ok then, done
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:29,
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done :)
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:29,
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And you wonder why you've got over 1000 posts per week on the stats board?
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:38,
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No one else was talk to me, so I might as well talk to myself :P
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:42,
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yeah, I saw that
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:13,
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Or more specifically
her eyes and mouth. Or they've given her his. I can't tell.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:15,
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they've given him, hers.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:16,
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christ, I didn't know he was married to Lalla Ward
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:17,
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Oh yes
on his book tours the Lady Romana reads from them I was fortunate enough to catch TGD at Oxford
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:22,
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ha ha that is some nice and very subtle work :D
Rightio I'm orf for a pint who's joining me?Edit: get your bums to Lincolnshire and the beer is on me anytime! (lives across market square from pub blog)
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:13,
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me!
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:16,
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Me!
It's my birthday tomorrow. Which is near enough today for my liking.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:23,
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ME
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:23,
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me!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:32,
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hahahahahah!
top 'shop :D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:14,
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thats a morph surely?
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:16,
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I hope so
Her face is worrying me
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:21,
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well I came
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:16,
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blimey! :D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:19,
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yes
but you're a week late! I'm still thinking of sending them a picture of Hislop shopped to look like someone else as a response.
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:35,
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And Watershipdown (the place) is just as bad
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:13,
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hahaha
brilliant! :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:13,
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hahahaha
fasctastic!
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:15,
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he'd also look good skinned, gutted and thrown into boiling hot water
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:17,
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*starts petition*
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:18,
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Bob Mills bummed David Bowie and LOOK WHAT HAPPENED.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:17,
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hahahaha :) *hearty lols*
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:19,
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mmm Bob Mills
I bet he is a good cuddler
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:23,
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whilst i do not approve of nationalists
i would die fighting to ensure their and any others right to free speech.
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funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave! ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:20,
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I think I'd probably just think 'meh' and put the kettle on
THAT'S THE STATE OF THE COUNTRY TODAY
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:25,
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Such is Woundwort's monument -
and, perhaps, it would not have displeased him.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:50,
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Those so called important experiments look like plain old 'fucking about' to me!
EDIT: Now with added buried Aldrin
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:09,
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God damn it, the tide is out
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:11,
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This is what I would have done
If I was there...My luxury item would have been a bucket :D
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:14,
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:)
with the lack of gravity it could be a HUGE bucket!
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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:17,
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Hell yeah! I never thought of that
Mahoooooooooosive big moondust castles :D
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:26,
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Houston we have problem,
the big kids keep kicking over our dust castles....over
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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:15,
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Hahahaha
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:20,
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Marky Smith
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:00,
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woo-ah!
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arrangedletters ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:03,
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yay-ah!
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:03,
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Is he ready for The Fall?
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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:05,
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waaaaaaaaaah O_O
Time to spank my new credit card :) I saw this yesterdaywww.tate.org.uk/1807/images/gallagher_large.jpg I want it and was prepared to steal it
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:05,
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John Malkovich would be a killer Herr Star
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:06,
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hahahaha
Jokes are indeed better that technique-uh.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:10,
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Do not want.
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