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# just feeling too ill right now to go any further with this, so here:
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
# haha
I love the shuttle
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
# That.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
# That's a win
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
# 5 points.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
# pfff
william smugner
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# His smugness fits perfectly.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
# like an oiled buttplug
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# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
# you know you love it
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# Judging by the experssion
He's loving it right now
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
# aren't we all?
*shuffles a little*
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# *face very slowly turns to :o*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
# don't act that way
i'm sure you could take it ;)
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# *sits very still*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
# oh, you tease!
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# nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Hahaha, I love the shuttle in the background :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Beautiful work!
Christ I'm hating today, AND they just played Muse on the radio, which riled me no end.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Muse are good
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Nope. Wrong.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Pfft! One of the best live bands EVAR
Also: deep deep deep de deep deep.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
# ^this^
as in they are good
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
# I hate them for no good reason
I used to merely dislike them for being a bit 'meh', but my friend back in college bloody loved them to quite a vocal level. Due to my stubborn old-hag charm this ignited my rage for them, which still burns to this very day.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
# *big hugs*
Muse piss me off too
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Good stuff.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)
# ^ this
they seem to be a good b3ta polariser
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
# eat a flapjack
they are instacheer.
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# I have had a flapjack (yoghurt-covered, no less)
AND a Wispa.. And I wonder why I can't wear lycra.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
# i can't wear lycra pants
they make me look like an easter egg on legs
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# I can't wear lycra either
But that's largely due to the court order
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)
# i want a flapjack now
my emergency Mars bar is mocking me from my drawer
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Teach the Mars bar a lesson and eat it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
# i just finished a honey and fruit flapjack
it was most delicious
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# I've just eaten a whole big bar of Galaxy Cookie Crumble, as I feel that fed up up right now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
# you should have some of my soup
it will be cooked at 3.15. i shall let it cool for a while, then take out the gammon shank, remove the fat, break up the meat, then put it back into the soup before blending it.
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# people still listen to the radio ?
/mp3-player-a-holic
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Mp3ahol, know your limits.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
# I occasionally listen to Last.fm's reccomended radio
But any radio which has people talking and/or an inability to skip tracks is evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Radio FTW
I find it comforting. Especially talk radio. I am such an old lady. Sadly at work we listen to bilge FM, or gaydar radio, which is like having sugar spat in your face repeatedly.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Top work!
The blurring on the shuttlecraft is perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
# ha!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
# hahaha top shuttle
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Lovely work, sir, love the shuttle - have some next gen smugness
sir love the shuttle - have some next gen smugness
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
# I was waiting for this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(radja, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
# surprise leprechaun sex, bitch!
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# I did
consider shopping the ballgag back in...
(radja, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
# make it so
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# shatner surprise!
(radja, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
# arf!
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# I like this
*likes this*
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Andromeda ?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
# you can call me Rommie, sweets

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Warwick davies FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
# willow=great film
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# Leprechaun = shit film
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
# this am true
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# still it's a payday for him
I spose he has to take what he can
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
# David 'The Rock' Miliband
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Shopped images only please.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Obama?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
# gary lineker's neatened himself up a bit, hasn't he?
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# Du...wayyyyyne!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Sexeh!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Spot the ball
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)
# That's some impressive unicycling
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)
# I saw someone going along a cycletrack on a unicycle on sunday
I want an electric unicycle, much more fun
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
# hahaha great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)
# GO, YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH, GO!
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# No balls, but I do see a massive tit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Is it just me or is his back tyre flat?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)
# chortle
gotta love him...just for the laughs:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Why is he holding that tiny person's bicycle in the air?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)
# oh you bugger
you made me hurt from trying to stop laughing

ouch
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Boris Johnson: Midget teaser.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)
# You've just leeched this from the Daily Fail...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)
# I shopped it from this
www.xperthr.co.uk/blogs/employment-intelligence/boris_johnson.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Impressive...
No helmet... mayoral fail

BTW... that was a joke at the expense of their art dept, not your shopping skillz
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)
# :)
Though what the hell's going on with number 36 in the back? Is he on a penny farthing or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)
# a halfpenny farthing
there's a recession, you know
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# :D
That made me smile.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
# :)
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# at least he's still got a bike
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
# fake!
he looks nothing like one of the hair bear bunch!
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# pffft....
is that the third one he's had nicked now?

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
# HIDEOUS FREAK-LEG!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
# I can't see Haether Mills?
I know... *hangs head in shame*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Hahahah
Boris is great!

Boris for PM!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
# is it here?
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Not being able to sleep last night produced this

I haven't posted anything here in so long, it feels strange coming back.
Also last night I made this quick tune in garageband, sounds like it should be used to advertise biscuits or something.
Anyway, does anyone know of any good and preferably free drum sequencers?
Also I'm curious about the setup that any of you music makers have at home.
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Wins
this
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
# right
you are
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
# do
or do not

there is no try
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
# There is no spoon
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Then what did I just stick up my *orifice of your choice*?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)
# a spork
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# I like the Wall-e moment when tries to categorise a spork as a fork or a spoon and gives up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
# They Can be Bought at Wall-E's Wallmart of the Walluniverse
if you can find Wally to waggle you trough the way
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)
# sporks are the devil's tools
nothing that isn't a spoon should be allowed to look that much like a spoon
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# What about rugby?
Hmmmm? Hmmmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)
# a game
for poofs it is

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
# This is really good :-D hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
# hahaha
if I'd had a mouthful of tea when I saw this I wouldn't have it now

edit: I like your tune, it's like the Incredible String Band doing surf covers

edit ii: Garageband doesn't like VSTs, does it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
# nope
I think it has to be in the audio unit format to work. You might be able to convert them though, I've heard of such things.
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
# !ooW
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Woo!!ooW
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)
# The Brownaphant fever norgets.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Gordon Brown, texture like elephants
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
# *monitor snorts*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Well, welcome back, I like it!

My home music making setup: I have a dwarf behind a set of various upside down pans for percussion. He beats them with chop sticks. I used to use a smurf instead, but we all know how that ended.
For flutes I have a parrot in a cage. But the cage is usually open. He flies about the place and enjoys all kinds of food, but mostly nuts and bit of fried egg. His voice is a bit lower after eating eggs, but you can't tell from the recordings, so I guess that's alright.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
# On guitar, I have a shark who thinks he's a friggin' bear
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)
#
a friggin'
friggin' a
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Don't give him any ideas please

He has an account on here too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)
# I broke my e-string.
(Mu2, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)
# TOO LATE
MUAHUAHUAHUAHUA
(David Carradine, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)
# WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
(Mu2, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)
# WUT

pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)
# If you've replaced me I'm so going to maul you!
(Mu2, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)
# *frigs*

(David Carradine, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Things are getting a bit surreal* here

*+er
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
# What about the Sheep with the triangle?:
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Every time it hits, you hear "KEBAB"
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Can't be bothered with those
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)
# RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)
# I used to have a shark on guitar, but bears are better
so it's probably for the best there.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)
# I shall stop bugging him about it then

top tip!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)
# My setup is a piano
and spoons.

and 2 CD decks, mixer, 2 amps, 4 speakers, bass bin and a Jew's harp
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Now that you mention it

I have a thumb piano made into half a gourd
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)
# colonel haathi brown
most undecided of all the elephants
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)
# hahaha!
this is perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)
# arf!
I'm farting around with Reason 4.0 when bored. The rest of my 'setup' only consists of a Soundblaster card with low-latency ASIO characteristics, a pair of AKG monitor headphones and a small USB midi keyboard.
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)
# aha
I think a cheap midi keyboard should be my next purchase, i've been looking at reason as well, how is it?
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)
# I really like it (maybe due to the fact that it's the only audio software I know in depth really)
you have a virtual rack and can put loads of synths, samplers, effect devices and so on into it and even turn it around to do the cabling. Nearest I'll ever get to owning real hardware :)
A friend who's really good at making digital music (as opposed to myself) mainly uses Ableton which seems also a good choice

Edit: big downside: no VSTs :(
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)
# grah
I can't get on with Reason, too complicated for me (or at least it was 4 years ago)

my midi keyboard is very useful for occupying shelves under my desk
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)
# luckily I had a friend to show me around Reason, otherwise I'd have had to give up really quickly too

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
# hahahaha
proper b3ta as they say
edit:nice wee tune you got goin'too
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)
# I have a 1980s drum machine and small guitar

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)
# dwarf guitar?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Maximus Innuendo
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
# infamy! infamy!
they've all got it in fa' me!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Hmm
Sid James/Alan Sugar.
Are they related?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)
# if somebody on your list adds her she'll get them on your list she'll figure out Your IP computer address
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
# that fucking bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
# If someone called Nick Griffin
friends requests you don't accept it because he's a cunt.
Tell everyone about it or else he'll get inside your kitchen and throw out all your ethnic foods, so copy and paste this onto everything and all over the place because he's a sneaky fuck and is probably already crawling through your internet wires looking for blacks and wogs.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
# sound advice

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Nick Griffin IS a cunt he kicked my mate Gerry Grey in the nuts for not being Gerry White!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
# I want some ethnic foods now
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Is she related to Chuck?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
# If Chuck Norris 'friend requests' you, you know about it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Teh Runningh of the Jew
/Borat Blog
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Oh god, oh god, oh god....
I told someone my computer IP internet address protocol code!

Have I got internet aids?
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Always use a condoms on your fingers while sending emails to prevent spread of computer viruses.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)
[challenge entry] So, I just compo anything with William Shatner in it, right?
smallenemies
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)
# *runs and hides*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Why not?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)
# :-)

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
# I wanted to change the title to "pubes and enemas"
but I thought that might be a bit too puerile...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Yep
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)
# dunno
but I like it

Hello Kris
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)
# I spy with my little eye, something beginning with
C
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)
# No idea. Another cheque?
This morning through the post I had a ....... speeding ticket :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!1!!!
that's hilarious.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)
# no-
Calculator


you're rubbish at this

that's bad news mate


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)
# No. You're wrong
Apparently it's hilarious. In fact when I opened it I completely wet my pants with laughter it was so funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)
# :D that deserves a click
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
# oh
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)
# I'm just waiting to find out if it's a fixed penalty or a court summons
that would obviously be the funniest thing that has ever happened to me, especially as I'd have to drive all the way back to FUCKING WALES. Bah!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
# FUCKING WHALES
SHIT.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
# We were so innocent and good as childs. At what age did we rotten?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)
# about 19 1/2 for me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)
# hahahahahhahahahahahhah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
# hahah
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)
# super attention to detail on the lunchbox
very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)
# I wanted to find a phaser, tricorder, or something to place instead of the lunchbox
but that proved too difficult, so I pasted a pic from a real ST lunchbox on :)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)
# pervert
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Ha!
This makes me glee a bit
I just ate a Wispa
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)
# what's a wispa?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Like Aero but from Cadburys
Edit: sorry, it's cadburys chocolate full of bubbles
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)
# and doesn't melt as quickly as an Aero
/doesn't want to ever eat another Aero now Wispas are back
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Do they make mint wispa?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)
# no :(
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)
# oh. i don't want chocolate with bubbles in it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)
# just don't eat the bubbles
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
# ...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)
# can I have the bubbles?
I fucksin' loves'em. Best bit.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)
# hahahahhaha! somehow, he makes me think of Spencer Tracy in that image.....
(specifically the part in Mad mad world where he's in plaster at the end, and laughing)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)
# ARF
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Aww, how cute!
*grooms*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
# First Chump, and now this

I am liking b3ta today
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Khan's Alive!?
(iamgoingtohell, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)
# he's looking a bit off-colour, hope the blessed is ok.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)
# He can never die
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)
# THIS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP11L9jRW94
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Angryperson you'll never be the man your mother is, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)
# He doesn't seem to age
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)
# I might go for growing a Brian Blessed beard
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)
# This is something every gentleman should aim towards.
He will always fail, but he should aim to nevertheless.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)
# I think I could do it
In fact, I will grow one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)
# I could only find
a black and white photo of the God that is Brian Blessed.
(iamgoingtohell, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)
# thought there were quite a few about..... Some good shouty ones too!
still, nice pic, MS!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
# ???
images.google.co.uk/images?q=brian+blessed
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
#
images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=Brian+Blessed
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
# that was of
a decent quality.
(iamgoingtohell, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)
# shut your
jibber jabber
(iamgoingtohell, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:44, archived)
# I'm only thankful
that you set the search to "moderate safe". Could have been some nasty stills from "Nazi Donkey Fister IV". I'm sure we all agree, those were dark days for Mr Blessed.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Bri loves horses, best of all the animals
i66.photobucket.com/albums/h248/kaneda83/brian_blessed_kojak.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)
# I declare it...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
# ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
# KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
# PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPP!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP11L9jRW94
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)
# hahahahahah! utter win, Keb!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
# STAND BY MY HAWKMEN!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)
# *stands* *looks a bit uncomfortable*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)
# now follow my instructions, and you'll be playing for italy in no time.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Italy? Awwww... but it's been my lifelong ambition to play for the Dallas Cowboys....
(this is what happens when you watch simpsons instead of doing work)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)
# some italian bloke took a dive in the last world cup, the resulting penalty cost australia the match.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... I see.... I can barely remember what I typed two posts ago, let alone the last world cup... :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Black and white blessed woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)
# damn you and your animates blessed... office lollage
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)
# hahahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
# TJ:
Is it me or is it very quiet on the n00b front for a Tuesday?
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)
# asking 'is it very quiet' on a Brian Blessed thread
hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
#

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
#
If someone called Laura Norris friend requests you don't accept it because shes a hacker!!
Tell everyone on your list because if somebody on your list adds her she'll get them on your list she'll figure out Your IP computer address, so copy and paste this message to everyone even if u don't care for them and fast cause if she hacks their email she hacks your mail too!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Dear Sir/Madam,
I do not care for you, but you should know that there is an 'hacker' about...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
# that fucking infamous hacker Laura Norris
she came round my house and asked to look at my nipples

I fell for that scam - but never again, I have deleted my internet and formatted my monitor
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
#
Dear Friend,

I write to seek your cooperation as my foreign partner and your assistance to enable us to own properties and invest in the stable economy of your country. I apologize if this mail does not suit your personal or business ethics.

My names are Dr. Chaka Nomvete. We are making this venture proposal to you in strict confidence. As senior civil servants in the South Africa Government, the South African civil service laws (Code of Conduct bureau) forbid us to own a foreign account. The money we have in our possession is an overdue payment bill totaling Twenty Six Million, Four Hundred and Twenty Six Thousand US Dollars (US$26,426,000.00) which we want to transfer abroad with the assistance and co-operation of a company/or an individual to receive the said funds, via a reliable Bank Account.
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>If someone called Laura Norris friend requests you don't accept it because shes a hacker!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tell everyone on your list because if somebody on your list adds her she'll
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>get them on your list she'll figure out Your IP computer address, so copy and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>paste this message to everyone even if u don't care for them and fast cause
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>if she hacks their email she hacks your mail too!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)
# yikes
*takes PC to repair shop to have more IP addresses installed*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
# they're all gearing up to lead an assault on us when the summer holidays start.
we need to start stocking up the bunker
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Noooooooooo
6 weeks of "lolcocks"
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
# I'm currently preparing a box full of staw for me to hibernate in over the Lolcocks holiday period.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)
# that would be awesome :D
I do enjoy his Twitter page
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)
# !
I love this
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)
# wizard!
finally the crew is 100% sexy

(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Cor!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
# I like the juxtaposition between their formal, to attention, postures and their silly masks.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(radja, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Ahh I remember this from Cocktail
Shat teaches Tom Cruise how to make a martini
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Glass them all Shat
I have the music for Largo from Monkey Island stuck in my head

I will make sure it get stuck in all your heads, Mwhhhaaaahaaahhahahaah
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDrJQhgt0S0
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)
# I see your Largo Monkey Island
And raise you SpringZone 1 www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJFCLTB3h44
(Paper_clip You are hearing me talk, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)
# I think there's a market ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)
# I would buy, but not in that ring
And it would have to be ice blue
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)
# nah, as a big chunky medallion. With an open shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Would it pulsate?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
# no need too - wearing it would make all the ladies pulsate
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)
# dripping nickers
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
# well don't put them on straight out of the wash then. Put them on the line like a normal person
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)
# just buy new ones
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)
# why bother? just be liberal with the deodourant
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
# RRODFL!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Shatnermanga has a point, still the pimpwring is a bit off-nerdy
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
# ARGH! RRoD!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
# there is a geek market for those i'm sure
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)
# hold on..
isn't that Mings ring?
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Angryperson you'll never be the man your mother is, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Mings, Rings, Stings and Tings. Fortnightly
In all good news agents
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)
# hmmm
this is why the mongos failed... because ming voided all warranties on their 360's
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Angryperson you'll never be the man your mother is, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
# RROD DONT TEMPT FATE!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Yeah, baby, turn me on
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
# LOOK! It's Fredrich the Nazi Zebra Pirate Ninja!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)
# He's doing jazz hands with his wooden appendiges!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)
# He only has one leg
no hands...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Nice swan on his shoulder, dude
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Hell yes
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)
# hahaha
Monkey Island :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Oh yes
*crosses off list*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)
# hehehehehhe, utter lunacy!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)
# I know that style of art
(waxdart hello., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)
# This for the match...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)
# So confident he doesn't even need to watch
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)
# It is snooker, does anyone watch :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Good point
But you'd think the players would, even if for a minute
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)
# They just sleep
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)
# *hugs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Pffft
He's not even looking!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)
# who?
and how does he play with the dislocated neck? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Snooker player off of the 80's
White suits etc.:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)
# I remember him
Great friend of "big" Bill Werbenuik (sp?)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Isn't it, hmm! Isn't it just, hmm! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:14, archived)
# coke fiend...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)
# He's not even looking!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)
# hahahhahahahah! awesome :D
today needs to hurry up and be over.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)
# ruuuuuuun!
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Kiss chase :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)
# It's funny because he's got one on his head!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)
# I think Walken might be my bastard dad
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)
# stick a watch up your arse for a few years.
If you can do it. You'll know it's true.
(waxdart hello., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)
# It looks like he's turning Bertie
but at a second glance Bertie may be trying to "turn" him!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)
# *doubletakes*
what o fella!

where did you spring from?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Hahaha is the cane your addition
or is that a 'model's own' thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)
# 'model's own'?
is confused
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)
# In fashion you might be modelling a jacket or something and for labelling the pics you have to identify every item of clothing
so if the model has a hat or shoes that aren't part of what's being modelled you just put 'model's own'
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)
# oooh - get you and your fashion tips ;)
model's own it is, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)
# It's from the sauce
check out the wall next to the cane.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)
# thats a quick FP that
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)
# hahaha....nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Hahaha ace!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
# One small step for man . . . giant gleeeeee arms for mankind



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
# YAY for the My little Pony-Horse!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
# you've crossed new territory
that made me laugh hard
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
# You've NEVER laughed at any of these before!?
Bah!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
# top marks for slipping in some Mondrian btw
was this all done in ms paint?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Thanks, I appreciate art appreciators . . . but Nah!
I appreciate art appreciators . . . but Nah!All done in MSPaint and then animated in a still gif animator . . . C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)
# sounds more complex than nasa's actual launches
Bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
# 55 different still frames
some added multiple times so probably 350-500 in total


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Alien horse falls too fast for 1/6th gravity, by the way
/ k3b/-\b blog
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Clearly, horse is a uber-dense alien!
horse is a uber-dense alien!C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)
# it's not falling
in space the intital force applied to it will determine it's speed and when it arrives at the moon's surface it will be travelling at that speed + gravitational effects
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Correct answer!
Alien horse has been propelled towards hapless short-armed individual by nefarious alien overlords.

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Epic, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Hi JOe Shatnermanga
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
# hey flopsie
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
# how unexpected!
Woo. Does this remind anyone else of the space rocket program on old RM Nimbus'?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Fabulous.
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
# PhD in explosions?
Any BLEVEs?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Sorry - a little help, please?
Ahh, Liquid Vapour...

Nah, more of a C4 kind of guy...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
# boiling liquid expanding vapour explosion :D
I had an exam on fires and explosives last week.

BLEVEs are fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
# So I have you to blame for feeling like i've got a cold coming on
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
# No you fucking don't...!
Either you or Joe prolly gave it to me...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Lets blame Joe then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
# I won't blame him for anything.
He's too fine a gent for that.

*secretly blames Earl Otterby* ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)
# You saying I'm not a gent
No, I couldn't blame Joe either
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)
# I knew you'd read that into it...
And no, I didn't mean that.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)
# just messing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Horse is a alien!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
# The jumping/legs still moving took me back to
Treasure Island Dizzy and other Spectrum games
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
# BEWARE!!
C]:0D


EDIT: WHEN WAS CLUE!!? I missed it too


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Last night apparently
But I can't find it on listen again :(
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Nana!
It's Next Monday....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Just saw that
All Rotating Wobbly Hat's fault! He rang me last night to tell me it was on, I've just spent ten minutes swearing at the beeb website :S
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Well, if you listen to him....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)
# I shall be having words
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Huzzah!
Acers!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
# LIES!
www.isihac.co.uk/ it doesn't start until this coming Monday

You nearly gave me heart failure!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
# expected woo!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
# goddam modern internet embedded videos and too much time on /links
I spent ages waggling my mouse over it trying to get a scroll bar to pop up so I could rewind a bit :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
# one giant step ladder for mankind...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
# ladder?



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
# hahahahaha blinky
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Ha!
Unexpected horse is what you get, walkin' on de moon
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Ah horp mah arms dan't brekk!
gleeeeeeee-ing on da mooon!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Giant steps are what you take, walking on the moon...
Because those lightbulbs are up really high, and you'd never get up there to change them otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
# hahaha, ace :)
And a vibrator rocket
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaawesome
Where did yuo get the behind the scenes video from NASA?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
# *conspiracies*
Area 50 . . . just next door


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Hahaha brilliant!
Launchpad-side housing. Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
# *does a glee*
splendid :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
# superb, Dave, quite superb!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Thanks Arch,
Clue next Monday apparently . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)
# How wonderfully animated
*lovely click*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Thankyou all


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)
# YES !
nice one davy boy
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Yay!
*drinks a double brandish* C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
# I made a thing. (First time with GIMP)
I've linked it for size, SFW

I fucked it up on the left hand side though, even though I was working off a tutorial.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
# That is wonderful :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Cheers.
Took me sodding HOURS, trying to get the hang of GIMP.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Cor!
That's a bit good!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Unexpected colour of expected horse!
Nicely sah!

'ningles all
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)
# I ARE SMILE NOW :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)
# simply awesome
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
# So many little extras in this make it extra woo
The Mondrian way it looks at the beginning (yeah I got that too), the walkway, the people in the window, the way it lands head first and the side panel falls off.
But most of all THREE eyed green alien horse \0/
*clicks hard*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Oh man. This is FANTASTIC.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Gleeeeeee!
I (honestly) didn't expect the horse!

It was... unexpected!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)
# The Vicar of Trek
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)
# hahahahaahah
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)
# boldly praying to god
for more chocolate oranges
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Boldly praying for judgement by hammers
for both of them
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
# no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)
# *giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
# terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
# What a lovely thing to wake up to...
:D

*collapses back onto sick bed*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
# *cuddles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Thanks, lovely!
*sneezy hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
# so it was YOU that gave me the flu!
*vicks'*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
# It can't have been, it came on like a bastard this weekend...
:(

*night nurses*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
# sneeze for me boy!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
# *offers kleenex in preparation*
OK, brace yourself....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
# I'm already primed...nearly there...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
# I started Friday...
was in bed by half nine. Disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Well, it killed my Sunday completely,
On the upside - 2 days off work!

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Are you poorly sir?
Wondered where you've bin :( Get better soon \O/ :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Some bastard virus*
*Not man-flu.

Thank you, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
# *nurses*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Cheers, Mrs T...
:)

Edit: Clue doesn't start till next week!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
# *shakes fist at RWH*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
# That's the price you pay for playing with explosives
Hope you get better soon :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Thanks, chap.
In all honesty - Monday morning, my head felt like I'd been eating bloody TNT. *urgh*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
# I've never tried eating it
It smells quite nice though
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Feel better soon maaan!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)
# thanks, Mr Cre
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Scotty get me some more power to the organ!!
I cannae Vic, it's at full capacity already. Any more and the pipes are gonnae blow!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
# has this one bindun then?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Ok no cheating
but this pic reminds me of the skeleton from Superted. What was his name?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
# George?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Is that you, Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
# only one way to find out
DRAW US A CAR, DAVE!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)
# beep beep
____
|.......\
-o-----o-
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
# you're my wife now, Dave!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Texas Pete had 2 sidekicks maybe the other guy was George, he was a bit dim. the Skeleton
I remember as being rather camp
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I remember liking the man that did the voice-over for Super Ted. He used to do Playschool as well, ad I remember thinking from an early age that maybe he was gay
Well - I say "gay" - in my young mind I think it was more like "different to do with men", and then later on wondering if that made me racist.

God only knows how I've got this far with my white middle-class male hetrosexual guilt.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)
# He was in charlie and the chocolate factory.
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Melvyn hayes
from It Aint Half Hot Mum
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Also, place your bets, when will b3ta hit 10,000,000
www.b3ta.com/board/9500000
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
# 21st october
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)
# place them in that thread for it shall be brought out to check who was closest
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)
# 3rd November a 17:46
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
# spotty
edit - oh no wait that was the camp teddy bear thing
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Bones?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I hope it's not that simple.
For some reason Percy is my guess
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
# It was just called Skeleton
what an anti-climax to this otherwise stimulating thread!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Oh, Percy was Thomas the Tank Engine wasn't it? Yeah
I'm let down by the lack of imagination.
A fat man - Bulk
A super hero teddy - Super Ted
A spotty man - Spottyman
A skeleton - Skeleton
Creator - Mother Nature
Evil Cowboy - Texas Pete (WTF they must have done some shrooms that day)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Skellington?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Nice drool btw
it's totally like he's excreting mercury :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
# ted?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Sadly, he was called Skeleton
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SuperTed
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
# *consider's a Father Ted/Superted shop of some kind*
meh - cant be bothered
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)
# the best part of Superted was the closing theme for me (not in that way)
www.tellytunes.com/tv-show-titles.asp?tvshow=Superted&ID=781 Rather an epic tune, this is the first time I've heard this full length mix (Supted)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)
# I hated Superted
and Bananaman
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Skully?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Marion
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Mucky pup :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
# 'fraid so
b3ta.com/board/9459688
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
# arse
at least mine was different in that it had an open mouth
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)
# I also like the crosseyes


(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahah
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Hahahahha
yep :P

Now do Dalmatian... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Or Alsatian :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)
# yes, but not so well
b3ta.com/board/9466438
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
# didn't barbarossa already do this?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Not me, no
I did Dalmatian.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)

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