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# newsletter subject line compo
hello bunnies
write some funnies
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:37, archived)
# MORE SHOCKING THAN LIAM GILL
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:38, archived)
# EAT WITH YOUR ARSE, SHIT OUT YOUR MOUTH
(1.618..., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:40, archived)
# excellent south park episode
Bleurggggghhhh
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Read it here, or see it in The Sun with the tags cropped off
...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:41, archived)
# ^ THIS
HARD

Also: www.ilovegiraffes.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:44, archived)
# heh
He'll never do it.
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:55, archived)
# We could get the sun to send him these?
www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=giraffe
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:56, archived)
# B3TA NEWSLETTER ISSU
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Make a picture of Gordon Brown urinating on Rob and win a laptop!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:41, archived)
# how much for you wife?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:42, archived)
# two dads are better than one
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:42, archived)
# My Two Dads is better than The One Show
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:42, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:43, archived)
# This week it is a picture of ten dicks with an egg on it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:43, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:50, archived)
# ELF SOAP NOW PARABEN FREE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:44, archived)
# For curry-in-a-hurry why not pay a visit to the Star of India - only three minutes walk from this newsletter..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:44, archived)
# ha ha
needs more crackly distorted sitar based backing music.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:45, archived)
# I'm totally there, man..
.. righteous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:49, archived)
# oooohh shiny
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:44, archived)
# If we're having a Ronnie Biggs sweep can I have next Tuesday?
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Why are you reading this
when you should be at home having sex with your family?
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Each link kills as many braincells as 2 units of alcohol

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
# This is actually true...
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Who cares, I'm off to Scotland!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
# GURKHA PATROLS PLAGUE ISLINGTON
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Becoming terminally ill
in order to commit free crime
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:47, archived)
# NOW WITH MORE DWARF SEX!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:47, archived)
# FENCING YOUR HIGH CLASS JEWELLRY SINCE LAST THURSDAY
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Did you know that I actually died in a previous life!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:48, archived)
# NUN FORKLIFTS JUST £15 IN ARGOS RAMADAN SALE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Gravy
the blood of northerners, quarry of the infamous Count Bisto
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:50, archived)
# TORIES CLAIM NHS IS SHIT NO IT ISN'T YES IT IS NO IT ISN'T ETC.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:51, archived)
# IN LESS THAN 140 CHARACTERS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:52, archived)
# is not tested on animals
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Optimised for the iPhone
so you can read it while having a poo
(I helped save b3ta! Biffins Bridge, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:52, archived)
# What excuse did you make up to get out of prison?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:54, archived)
# The weekly ration of humour for MPs since 2001
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:54, archived)
# FUNNIER THAN 90% OF THE EDINBURGH FRINGE FESTIVAL
And make sure you shout it, just like that.
(kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Jacko's White glove to go under the hammer. Not the first time it's been involved with a quick stroke of wood.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:57, archived)
# This newsletter failed it's bus exam
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:05, archived)
# NO MONEY FOR NOTHING FOR WOOFY AND ME
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:07, archived)
# FUCKING THE FUCKING FOOTBALL
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Jail or NHS for the Lockerbie Bomber; America decides!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Who needs a Health Service when you got guns like Gordon Brown?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Side boob
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:57, archived)
# SEXY PEPPER TIME
woo
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:58, archived)
# This is cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Red hot!
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:01, archived)
# awesome job :D
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Woo to Side boob red pepper.
I have always loved these, every time I see them..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:03, archived)
# which? Side boobs or Peppers?
;D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:15, archived)
# All three
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:16, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/9175036
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Thanks! Not only is it perfect, it's awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:07, archived)
# I like the "How to draw a cow" series
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:08, archived)
# *tinfoils*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:09, archived)
# What was the deal with everyone outcasting Catnip?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:26, archived)
# He was a really hypocritical piece of work...
I loved his stance on mobile phones...Evil brain tumour causing things they are...


But not evil enough to stop him doing the entire artwork for a mobile ringtone site www.mutones.co.uk/html/mutone.php?id=167 Yep that's all his artwork...


.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:35, archived)
# The bloke was a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:44, archived)
# That is really very very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:09, archived)
# holy shit, AWESOME SHOPPAGE!
*click!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:09, archived)
# tits!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:11, archived)
# magpies!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:12, archived)
# between you
you have named the only two types of bird that come into my garden.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:13, archived)
#

*comes into Wasp Box's garden
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:15, archived)
# no blackbirds? Crows? Thrushes? Sparrows? shame that...
Kinda lucky here... Just across the road are huge grounds and woods for a private school, so i get to see some interesting wildlife.

Had a Pheasant in the gargen (only once, and it was a bit of a shock), woodpeckers, jays... Even witnesed a Sparrowhawk strike a collared dove (Also seen a Sparrowhawk mobbed by crows)

And the there is the heron that keeps fucking about with the frogs in my pond...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:18, archived)
# In my mind I fondly imagine that the Heron you mention
Keeps knocking on the frogs door and running away, and doing things like unscrewing the tops of their salt shakers, and swapping the hot and cold tops on the taps...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:21, archived)
# hahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:27, archived)
# haha
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:30, archived)
# fucking about?
they might be trying to create some sort of Frogron mecha-hybrid with a big hoppy beak

and then where would we be
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:22, archived)
# hehehe, I wish it was that...
problem, it's not nice to find a half dead frog that has no chance of surviving so you are forced to put it out of its misery....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:26, archived)
# wait till you get two of the right halves and stitch em together
if there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us it's that life will not be contained - life breaks free, expands to new territory, and crashes through barriers, painfully, maybe even dangerously
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:35, archived)
# the starnge thing is, I've ot jurassic park on right now......
*Twilight Zones*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:45, archived)
# We've just moved a couple of weeks ago
and birds have only really just started to find the feeders I have put up. There's a gang of about 8 great tits that are the most frequent visitors. Other than that so far it's been the magpies and one sighting of a nuthatch on me nuts.

We also have a big wood just about 50 yards away so I'm hopeful more will find us soon. There is a local sparrowhawk family, and a hobby too (which I had to look up).

I dug a pond the first weekend we were there. The garden is already full of frogs and toads, so I reckon the pond will be well used in the spring.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:26, archived)
# awesome :D
ponds are brilliant things...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:29, archived)
# here in Lincolnshire a couple of weeks back the local crows
from the rookery across the were kicking off big time. I went out to have a look and they where mobbing seven shades of poo out of a poor Buzzard that flew too close.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Last year in the highlands
I saw two buzzards attempting to mob a golden eagle.
That was fucking ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Fucking hell
That would be like some kind of WWF raptor-based cage fight!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:33, archived)
# oooh, that must have been awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:35, archived)
# it was, first time I'd seen a golden eagle too.
I'm going camping in the same place again next week... this year I'm taking my camera!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:38, archived)
# DRINK!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:13, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Hi there, NICK.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Hello Steve?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Close enough, seen the online gameplay trailer for MW2?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:26, archived)
# yews AC130
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Cor!
I feel a batch of Ladypepper soup coming on!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Nice job
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:12, archived)
# That's really good
The body could do with more pepper-like glossy highlights if you want to be fussy
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Yeah i find it so difficult, fur i can deal with, glossy peper - bit touchy.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:19, archived)
# fake
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Nice 'n' spicy..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:23, archived)
# wow!
great stuff:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Really nicely done,
and a great idea too. I'll never look at a pepper again without thinking about it bumcheeks.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:28, archived)
# oh wow!
*clicks!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:41, archived)
# That is all kinds of nice
on many levels
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Thats a greato!
Nice nekkid lady matching algorithms, but what on earth made you look at a pepper and imagine a nudey woman sticking out of it?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:51, archived)
# At first i wanted the foetal position from behind, so the bottom of the pepper was an arse.
With like the legs coming out from behind - would have blended a bit better that way aswell, but i couldn't find a suitable source.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:57, archived)
# OOo, that's good
Certainly clickable.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:17, archived)
# 7 Shape ... Turn on, Tune In and live till 102


7-Shape Vector Albert Hoffman (T-shirt)
-
If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.

View All - My 7-Shape Faces Famous & B3tan

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Top Drawer.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:52, archived)
# My favourites are still Morecombe and DTH
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:55, archived)
# "I washed off all the ink but it's kind of stuck in my wrinkles"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:53, archived)
# ^ Paris Hilton?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:04, archived)
# outstanding as always, Log'!
how many more do you have to do?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Hundreds
My mate gave me a list of about 400 people that were cult and cool and then i have about 200 b3tas to do ... will be doing them till i die probably
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:27, archived)
# bloody hell..... O_o
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Nicely done, as usual! I both hate you, and love you all at once.
How about a Les Paul one?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Hero
that man is/was
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Lest we forget...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Hah
and the brass bands
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:02, archived)
# how

i think of this?
(I helped save b3ta! Le Snoet, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:21, archived)
# THATCHER!!!
Rargh!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Well it is a postcard
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Excellent
If you stick Archie's on the back then that's the combined winner
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:52, archived)
#
Genuinely hadn't seen Archie's, so apologies if it looks like I ripped off his line - I honestly didn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Descends from the criteria tree & alights upon every branch it sees..
.. nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:25, archived)
[challenge entry] get rid of new labour and tories for good I hope
(nattydread, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:37, archived)
# OhmyGod, this.
click
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry] "I just love it in the bush!"
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:22, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Oh.
My.
God.

*keels over*
*bokes*
Top shoppery, but eewwww.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Hai JP!
How's the first week been? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:25, archived)
# I'm nursing the most horrific hangover mankind has yet witnessed.
Oh, the foolishness of school-night boozing...
Other than that, the week has been great!

:)

How's you, lad?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Not too bad sir, however...
...I bough my lad some Lord of the Rings scenery off of that there ebay.
"It'll glue in seconds" methought. Didn't read all the description and it arrived
yesterday in 324 pieces of small plaster bricks....shit!

Good fry-up is what you need matey. Glad the week's gone ok :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:44, archived)
# That's some epic Lego task you've got there, sir.
Best of luck with it!
Yep, fry up is going to be the way to go.
possibly with a hair of the dog.... ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Hahahaha!.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:24, archived)
# lord she gives me the creeps
ewwwwwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:25, archived)
# also, Micto has
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:31, archived)
# would
Have an experiment:



CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:28, archived)
# May I enquire as to the constant presence of precipitation in your digital creations?
;) Nicely, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:37, archived)
# it's blaaaddy raining!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Perspective rain!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:01, archived)
# eeewww *shudders*
A blears in the hand is worth 2 in the bush...or somthing

Top Shoppery
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:30, archived)
# hahaha
sexy too!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Hahaha
ed: www.b3ta.com/board/9639345

they nicked two of yours and two of mine ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:00, archived)
[challenge entry] hai
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:07, archived)
# there's something wrongly right about this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:09, archived)
# is anyone else turned on?
i cant even tell what it is!
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:10, archived)
# it's a politictopus milking the teats of Britain's taxpayers
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Now there's an image I really didn't need in my mind...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:21, archived)
# it's had me wanking so hard
it's taken me an hour to reply.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Catnipppp? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:10, archived)
# you know, I almost miss his lunacy....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:12, archived)
# gah!
how did you know? are you watching me through MasonVisonTM?!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:13, archived)
# The all seeing lens ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:14, archived)
# did yours come with free with membership or did you have to level up to get it?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:44, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:46, archived)
# *almost wees pants in fear*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:11, archived)
# WHOA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Holy Shitting Cuttlefish™!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:12, archived)
# my word that's dark
in more ways than one

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:12, archived)
# ah yes
hm, I have noticed some differences between the contrast on my work monitor and my laptop. this leads me to make images too dark at times.

furthermore, I fucked up joining the heads onto the slug body, so tried to hide it in darkness.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:17, archived)
# it works well
feels like your looking through a keyhole or are under the sea. Adds a sense of voyeurism.

(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:38, archived)
# are they projectile blasting putrid essence from their mouths or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:15, archived)
# you could say that
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Goodness!
*trips over in a vain attempt to run away in fear*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:21, archived)
# *tweaks nips*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Eeep!
*applies unguent*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:24, archived)
# beautiful!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Brrrr.
Spooky stuff.

I'm glad it's dark in there..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:28, archived)
# have some innocent friday fun
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:58, archived)
# YES!!!
Although my housemate was a little distressed when I told him I lovingly made some custard
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:59, archived)
# easy on the sugar!
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:00, archived)
# B3ta in the Sun!
thought you might find this link interesting people:
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/2586714/Dont-mention-the-economy-Prime-Minister-Gordon-Brown-spoofs-Viral-email-funnies.html
(webmeister is ready for the pub, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:04, archived)
# What's b3ta.com?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:06, archived)
# it's where Internet jokers come up with funnies
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:07, archived)
# I thought it was a place full of frustrated digital artists
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:10, archived)
# It's the "puerile digital arts community"
according to the Grauniad.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:25, archived)
# cunts
RE: your sig.... me too :(

EDIT: Still at least the Sun used my Gordon Chubby Brown pic and not Ninj's :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:06, archived)
# ha ha
your names not walt I'm afraid!
(webmeister is ready for the pub, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:10, archived)
# me three
EDIT: hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:11, archived)
# you have tried emailing them I suppose?
/has had no problems with payment
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Repeatedly.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:57, archived)
# *ENGAGE SUN DETAG-O-TRON*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:06, archived)
# lol!
twats
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Nice to see they haven't forgotten how to cut tags off
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Noticed that....
Didn't notice tags on any of them...

Bar stewards.
Did they even ask Rob's permission to reprint?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:09, archived)
# so what's the correct procedure Archie?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:11, archived)
# bend over, and assume the positon
/check the paper first, if it's in print...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:12, archived)
# assumes....
oh, there's an article on the Ukelele Orchestra in the Gruaniad today, but it's not on their website

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:16, archived)
# *goes to buy copy*
/the proms gig is next week, i had my dates muddled up!
/next Tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Is that their standpoint
If it's only online they don't have to pay?

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:17, archived)
# it's not exactly a stand point, but it makes things 'easier' :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:26, archived)
# It'll be interesting when they start charging for online content...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:07, archived)
# It's interesting that if you right click to download one of the images
a pop-up appears where "mews group newspapers " claim the copyright!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Fuckers!
they've taken my tag off!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Aw, ace, this is the first time my pics have been stolen.
I feel all fuzzy.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Bastards!
Haven't even used mine.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Yes Yes Yes
No 11 of 12 is mine!


/recognition at last
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:48, archived)
# COME ON, YOU LOT!
*drunkenly wanders about*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:08, archived)
[challenge entry] ..

Click for full postcard size
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Nicely sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Appy B3ta day mate
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Ooh, happy candleday, Mr Sushi sir
Your arts have given me many minutes of amusement and frankly I'm jealous of your skills, but have a great day knowing someone here looks up to you. ;) Hugs from Awstraya
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:56, archived)
# JAIL JAIL JIAL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Serious Business!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:57, archived)
# click
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Nice one Beau...oh!!
Nice one Archie!!

woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Ning
Woo hows you?
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:59, archived)
# not too bad fella, hope the same can be said for you :)
/glad Friday is here
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Not bad, not bad...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:08, archived)
# (in a gruff american voice)
The only place this guy is going...

....IS JAIL
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Got that TS Montreal then?
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:21, archived)
# nope, used an alternative :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:27, archived)
# ooh clevers
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Crisp & delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheeky pearoast for compo
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:54, archived)
# I think the fat cats are over represented in the Houses of Animalment


/votes for penguin party
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:02, archived)
# SWAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:08, archived)
#
is that the House Of Cormorants?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Yay for old bandwagons
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:42, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:44, archived)
# pull yourself together woman!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:44, archived)
# classic!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Shazam!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Maybe her leg had just shrunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:45, archived)
# no, her leg had just go
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Oh my god! Where's it (goig)?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:47, archived)
# she uses her sharpened stump to kill vampires
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:45, archived)
# What a great thread!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:46, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:47, archived)
# now thats quick work
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:48, archived)
# i made it a while ago in anticipation of this moment
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:53, archived)
# pirate time?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:46, archived)
# lol!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:08, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:40, archived)
# 2 brains?
I wouldn't credit him with that even if they were that small

Although it does explain how he's able to tell the public he will do something, and then not do it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:48, archived)
# perhaps his hemispheres are just tiny and separated?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:50, archived)
# It's like someone kicked a couple of walnuts up his nose.
Hmm..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:33, archived)
# I was bored - not for compo or anything


Click for bigger (120 kb)

and fankoo happy toast for the sauce ballot paper
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:31, archived)
# the politicians are allowed to campain on the ballot paper?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:33, archived)
# in craggy island
anything is possible
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:34, archived)
# I think they should, to remind people with short attention spans what they're meant to be voting for
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:45, archived)
# TJ: Does anyone have some good contact details for high ranking McDonalds employees?
I want to send them a picture of ten dicks with an egg on it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:33, archived)
# why?
Google says: Mr Peter Bush, CEO McDonald's Australia PO BOX 392. Pennant Hills NSW 2120
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:34, archived)
# I want to get direct email addresses preferably
I don't want it getting filtered out by a personal assistant.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:36, archived)
# ah yeah that's a point, the question remains, why do you want to send them a picture of ten dicks with an egg on them?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Why does a fish swim, or a bird fly?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:42, archived)
# because of dicks with eggs on them
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:47, archived)
# You could try all the possible e-mail addresses;
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected] etc.

One's gotta stick....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:42, archived)
# I was hoping someone here would know someone
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:43, archived)
# I knew a guy once
but he went to canada

that doesn't help
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:48, archived)
# luckily he came back free of neck-burns
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:12, archived)
# he became hugely successful and internationally regarded within his peer group
:/

fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Ha.
Any particular reason?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:37, archived)
# nah
I was just seeing if anybody spotted mrs doyle offering coffee instead of tea.

oh, and happy candle thingy!

edit:

cock.

you was not talking to me.

reply fail.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I noticed, sorry, got distracted by Gronkpan :D

Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Fried, poached, boiled or scrambled?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:41, archived)
# probably fried
i think it has more visual effect
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:42, archived)
# hahahah you stealer!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:44, archived)
# yes indeed
but I did credit you (unlike the daily mail/star/sun/insert tabloid here)

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Feck off, Cup!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Apathy in the UK
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Ooohhh very good.
I like!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Also,
Top Bombing.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:10, archived)
# After seeing the pisspoor excuse for a turnout in my area in the last election...
I would make it compulsory.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:10, archived)
# ^this
Many countries do already
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:12, archived)
# I want to know how this works
because my instinctive reaction to compulsory voting is that uninformed twats (as a whole) would decide the vote

yet it must work in countries that have it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Bloody democracies ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:22, archived)
# hmmmmmm.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:34, archived)
# It's compulsory in Australia
On one hand, politicians don't just pander to old people or special interest groups "because they're the only ones that vote", but on the other hand it turns into a bit of a popularity contest sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:35, archived)
# see, that kinda makes sense
I tend to think that Britain is one of the most politically apathetic nations there is because we are becoming a bit lazy and selfish
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Aye.
Make it compulsory with a none of the above option.

When the politicians see a majority of people don't want any of them it might make them sit up and take stock of what they are doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:12, archived)
# this happens in real life
or was i just watching Brewsters Millions the other day ;)
(i can't separate reality from fiction at all these days)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Yes, like me, you were watching Brewster's Millions on Sunday :D
However, that was different from my proposal as that was just another party.

With the none of the above section, it would just be registered abstinence.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:17, archived)
# i've always thought it was a good idea
and as soon as i'm voted into power it'll be the first thing i'll change ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:23, archived)
# simple, to the point, ace
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:14, archived)
# good thinking!
*edit* I'm a TWAT - ignore me.


Just as Toasty says - yours was more simplistic and to the point, hence more effective


:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:15, archived)
# whoops
sorry Bilbo, didn't realise it'd bindun :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Not all politicians are that bad
Our local councillor keeps us updated every month with a newsletter, whereas all of the aprty twunts we see about a week before the election.

Also, have this pearoast of Blair and Brown mashed together. Kinda looks like a Merkin:
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Greg Rusedski?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Oh. Merkin
American, thought you meant a pubic wig. Of course, both assumptions are valid.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Anyway, Greg Rusedski isn't American.
He's British*



*Canadian
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:24, archived)
# I keep seeing this, for no reason :
Image hosted by uppix.net
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:28, archived)
# A warning for you all.


And good morning.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:07, archived)
# ARf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:08, archived)
# excellent
i am looking forward to an encounter with its cousin beerflu at approximately 5 pm today.
(prostheses, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:10, archived)
# The problem with beer flu
Is the following morning when you get your beeriod.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Hahaha
"beeriod". Not heard that one before.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:21, archived)
#
Every day is a school day on b3ta
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:23, archived)
# hahaha "Imaginary hilariousness"
top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:15, archived)
# For Redsushi on his b3ta bday...

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:01, archived)
# *spang*
owwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:02, archived)
# hahahaha
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Oooof!
(Ace!)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Dear gods ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:05, archived)
# top stuff
ever considered a career as a designer- type?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:05, archived)
# hahaha.




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:05, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:14, archived)
# aha! i get it!
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:50, archived)
# hahaha
50 minutes!!!
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:01, archived)
# How lovely is that?
*yay*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:38, archived)
# macro photography rocks
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:59, archived)
# ace!
took me a while though :D
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:00, archived)
# very sorry for my drunken post last night
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Oh God!
I just had to see what that was in reference too.

*self-immolates*
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:34, archived)
# More of this sort of thing,
less of the scat porn in future!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Huzzah!
Clean..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:39, archived)
[challenge entry] From the makers of "28 Policies Later"
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Simple and straight to the point :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Happy candle day!
Also Woo for ninj's image.
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:01, archived)
# I can't quite see the message here
too cryptic
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:59, archived)
# nice one matey.
sourceposterlolz...

(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Hehe...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:59, archived)
# don't think I ever knew a legend was a legend till I played
hitman
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Testify!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:47, archived)
[challenge entry] It's written on their faces...


Hmmm... Need to practise this.

'Ning, all!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Aces! :D
Also, I have come to the conclusion that Mmmmmm Bop by Hanson is the best pop song of the 90s.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:45, archived)
# What are you talking about Sushi?
Best pop song of EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Oh you deluded young 'uns!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:48, archived)
# No.
It truly is a brilliant pop song!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Don't think you can hide behind your candle
Happy bumday
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:48, archived)
# I aint hiding shit!
I'm proud of my taste in music :D

TYhank you Mr Bawls.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Nope.
That would be My Sharona.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Nah,
in all honesty, it would be Stay by East 17.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:02, archived)
# That's made me feel all Christmassy.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Hells yeah :D
Other great songs of the 90s;

Some Girls by Ultimate Kaos
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Never heard it...
Not knowingly, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Enjoy!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq2je3BBq90
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Firestarter
or Smells Like Teen Spirit I would say
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Pop song.
And as I am now listening to their album on Spotify, I can confirm that Hanson are awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:53, archived)
# yes
they are both popular songs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:53, archived)
# You know what I mean :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:54, archived)
# not sure I do to be honest
as Hanson possibly thought they were writing something credible, which is remarkably the case in terms of production and catchiness, much like the Prodigy and Nirvana achieved.
If you mean crap painfully marketed music produced by fat men purely for the sake of making money then I think you want anything by Steps
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:56, archived)
# The second part ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:58, archived)
# ah come on now
Steps were great
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:02, archived)
# You wouldn't think so if, like me, you'd seen an overweight flabby, pasty irishman with his top off dancing to "Tragedy"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:07, archived)
# I'd put "Teen Spirit" as pop.
Absolutely.

Nirvana was, essentially, a pop band - or was at least half the time, anyway. I'd cite Kurt's admiration of Abba as evidence.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Thank you, Mr Sushi!
MmmmBop is the work of the devil, though.


(I have a friend who includes it as track 13 on every compilation disc he puts together. He's quite strange.)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
He sounds super awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Mmm Bop is marvellous!
My choice would by Better the Devil You Know, by Kylie
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:12, archived)
# YES :D
ohhhhhhhohhhhhhhh ohhhhohhh wHOHHHHHHHHHHhhohohohohohh
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:17, archived)
# nicely!
I just had to write the biggest business cheque of my life! I am slightly worried what my boss is branching out into though. I just had to write a cheque for 6.5 million quid for a place called The Beaver Hotel!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:49, archived)
# That's a lot of high class beaver!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:51, archived)
# really?
really really?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:55, archived)
# really
really really
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:56, archived)
# eep
when you've bought them, can you fix their godawful web-95-site.
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:55, archived)
# who the hell has a hotel for Beavers? Don't they just chew through all the chairs and stuff?
I'd feel sorry for the cleaners... Imagine having to un-dam the baths EVERY day?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:58, archived)
# I refuse to believe in the existence of such amounts of money.
Just too implausible.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:58, archived)
# I bet he wont let you have a B3taBash there
www.beaverhotel.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:59, archived)
# FFS!
What a shite site! (Oooh I'm a poet and I just don't know it!)
And it's muggins here that will have to sort it out!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:07, archived)
# demand a pay rise for doing it
If he doesnt threaten to send Jamnog round :)
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:22, archived)

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