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# Eat a dick you dicks
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:18, archived)
# with fingers like that she wouldn't need a dick often
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:20, archived)
# It's all about girth
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:24, archived)
# with fingers like that she could get into her womb
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Argh your icon!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:27, archived)
# The icon I have had for ages
what about it?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:28, archived)
# It reminds him of the first time
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:30, archived)
# he made an icon
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:42, archived)
# It turned into the i helped save b3ta! link, and i kept refreshing and it just stayed there.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:27, archived)
# heh heh........careful wi'them.....could take someone's eye out:)

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Bang!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Coming clean . . . at last !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Take that you bad-o-photographer...
...mmmmuwah *sticks out tongue*!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:31, archived)
# She has been crossed bred with an Aye aye!
Surely
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:37, archived)
# she is a punk
lets all be punk
punky brewster
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Some of it itches !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:10, archived)
# How can I focus this ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:49, archived)
# just "twiddle"with your "knob"
works for me everytime:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Twiddlin' here boss !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:00, archived)
# with your knob =D
yay! my first mindpiss.
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Yay . . . and yay to knobbing !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:01, archived)
# think you can take the last battenburg and get away with it eh!?!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Game On . . . sneaky !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:13, archived)
# hehe
also: because I don't want to push down this I'll just dump it here
(Peter_G, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Gimp's alright.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:34, archived)
# woo to gimp
I don't have potatoshop at work

sucks balls for animations though.
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:01, archived)
# i did this in gimp (only using the laptop track pad thingy too)
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Great depth !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Yikes! The Temeraire meets its match!
Well, it was going to be broken up anyway.

I like this very much
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:31, archived)
# It's the count that efforts !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:14, archived)
# step up to this...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:33, archived)
# arf...you'll go blind wearing one o'them
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:41, archived)
# halfway there buddy...
...halfway there!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Now that . . . is real time channeling !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Vote b3ta
Has anyone already suggested a "Vote b3ta" campaign along the lines of "none of the above" in "Brewster's Millions"? If not, I'm calling the "based on an idea by..." credit (unless it all goes titsup, in which case erase this post from your minds, & I'm off to deepest Peru).
It's got to be a brilliant outlet for the collective manic genius that is the b3ta community.
I'd vote for it, and I don't even know what would be on the manifesto yet!
(Naughtius Maximus Stuck on the blog, desperate to log out., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Sprechen ze English?
/b3ta campaign for what, exactly? - po'lol'otics?

here:
this may help

/nevermind fella, happens to the best of us :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Can you spell C.O.C.K?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:23, archived)
#
www.twitpic.com/chode
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:00, archived)
#
www.twitpic.com/clit
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:05, archived)
#
www.twitpic.com/poon
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:10, archived)
#
www.twitpic.com/scum
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:12, archived)
#
www.twitpic.com/rump
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:13, archived)
# what are you talking about
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:23, archived)
# wow, now THAT is optimisation - you've made that picture so small, I can't see it!
...and with that, I'm off home. Now you all have wonderful weekends, you hear?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:23, archived)
# I vote you out!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:23, archived)
# woo
happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Cheers Doggy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Happy candlemass Sire!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Cheers Quiji!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:35, archived)
# CANDLE HAPPY YOU YOU YOU NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:50, archived)
# CHEERS REVY!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Happy candles Whoop!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Cheers Twisty.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Happy candle day sir :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Cheers Kenny :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:29, archived)
# vote
yo mama
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:23, archived)
# WHAT. ARE. YOU. TALKING. ABOUT?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:24, archived)
# I am nopw going to call you Naughtius Mongimus.
It is a play on your name.

Oi! Naughtius Mongimus! No!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:24, archived)
# biggus dickus?
also happy b3taday, it's mine tomorrow I can't wait!
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:51, archived)
# We have a manifesto and everything
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:24, archived)
# I'd be in, but only if was a single policy party
devoted to the greatness of bacon
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:24, archived)
# YES!
We believe in the three R's,

BACON!
BACON!
BACON!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:26, archived)
# mmmmm...
nom

Edit: Oh, and Hoppy Cadul Day!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Cor!
Fucking nommy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Don't link stuff like that, please!
/on a strict diet, and this is virtually porn
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Sorry Archie...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:18, archived)
# yeah, sure ;)
*drools at bacon sarnie*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:27, archived)
# *covertly offers some tomato sauce to go with it*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Cheers JPeasey.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:50, archived)
# I'll be joining you in brum soon :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:22, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Formal offer for masters is in post
Now to find a flatshare in selly oak :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Well done, that man!
Good luck with the House-hunting...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Ive enquired about a few, the only problem is being on the south coast, I can't just "go for a viewing"
got to really organise a few in a day to make the most of £50odd worth of petrol and 3-4 hours each way driving.

A room is a room tho, as long as the people are alrite, that's all that matters
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Stop blathering, man!
Out with it!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:25, archived)
# HAHAHAHA...what?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:26, archived)
# ok.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Gotta be honest.....
...just had an awesome shite. I feel 2 stone lighter now.

I done it on a toilet too, unassisted as well. Woo me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:28, archived)
# THAT
friday feeling =)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Was it at Pauls?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:30, archived)
# I need a poo at Paul's place!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:50, archived)
# W T F A Y B O A ?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:28, archived)
# what are you talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:28, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:31, archived)
# I'll be over here in the corner
Laughing at your ineptitude.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:30, archived)
#
Laughing at your ineptitude wanking
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:43, archived)
# lets just settle at
wanking at your ineptitude.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:57, archived)
# I am not entertained, this is not why I am here...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:56, archived)
# TJ TJ TJ TJ TJ TJ TJ TJ
I have a non working pc and a laptop with a non working screen,I can only get the laptop to work on the screen only in safe mode, can I get the laptop to pick up the monitor whilst in control panel or some such?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:07, archived)
# What's wrong with laptop's screen?
If the screen works in safe mode, it could just be a driver problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:22, archived)
# I reckon SCIENCE may be the answer
/not very helpful blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Yes you can
Plug it in and shit, then change the display options or soemthing like that
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Just plug in the monitor to the laptop and restart the laptop.
That should make it all good.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Sounds like a driver issue. If your laptop has VGA then it's a direct VGA/VGA connector. It should detect the screen automatically, but some machines require you to hit an AV button.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:35, archived)
# DEATH TO THE INFIDEL!
ARGGHHH FUCKIN' DIE, EERRGGHH CUNT RAGE FUCKIN' DICK, GO AND DIE! ARRGGHHHH!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:32, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:42, archived)
# tl;dr
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:30, archived)
# rule of thumb:
it is generally in poor taste to acknowledge b3ta's so-called "collective manic genius" or anything else that suggests positive attributes. that takes the fun out of it and reduces the impact of any actual positive effects of membership.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:43, archived)
# wow
thats some lurkage. and i should know.
(I helped save b3ta! lemoncurry alright., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:44, archived)
# there's no picture of a crudely drawn cock here
that's bad form old chap!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:27, archived)
# -__-
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:37, archived)
# I WILL SHIT IN YOUR HAT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:15, archived)
# wow
disco inferno *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:24, archived)
#
Thats what all the MPs expenses have been spent on, wait till lights out...there's glitter balls and everything!
(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Mungle!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:27, archived)
[challenge entry] ..


Updated Financial Gain Plotting Video
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:14, archived)
# oh, lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:15, archived)
# 'scuse the large tag
I assume you are on the Sun's case?
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Not at present fella,
not sure if it's worth it (in my case, at least) for adding a letter 'U' to an existing picture.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:20, archived)
# fair enough..
liking your compo stuff btw..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:29, archived)
# cheers fella, and very much likewise :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:32, archived)
# GET A ROOM
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:36, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:38, archived)
# I really liked your
"hahaha :)"

one of your best.
All my love.
xxx
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:41, archived)
# you big tease
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:43, archived)
# top stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:16, archived)
# This is wonderful...
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Herro.
(Spaff_Quaffer Wise fwom your gwave., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:09, archived)
# NBAAN RF EOOER?
I don't get it!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:10, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
fucking hell, so close to total mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:11, archived)
# BAA RF OOER?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:10, archived)
# OYMJN BOT DSPAR

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:11, archived)
# nbaan boeooer
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Bah Weep Granah Weep Ninni Bong
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Quiet Klunk!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:16, archived)
# the universal greeting
works every time
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:26, archived)
# BUNCH OF CUNTS
I don't get it
(bitchman contains mild peril, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:15, archived)
# oo I didn't see that
I still don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:16, archived)
# I knew I should have made those letters grey.
(Spaff_Quaffer Wise fwom your gwave., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:17, archived)
# no, it's fine
it's just that we're a bunch of cunts too.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:18, archived)
# y`all
should be in polilolitics
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:27, archived)
# OYMJH BO TDSPA?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Hahahahhahah cunts
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Let's hear it for the vertically challenged.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Nice!
Using a similar shape...
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:34, archived)
# :)
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:06, archived)
# \o/
Unexpected squirrel!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:08, archived)
# gopher?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:11, archived)
# LOL :)
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:13, archived)
# The original pic is lully
You just added to its silly. In a good way, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:14, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:24, archived)
# *loves* this
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:28, archived)
# ^wins
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:31, archived)
# candles abound
Every year I post this in response to something, erhm, annual ...as opposed to epic
anyway you do deserve it, based on the assumptions of several secret factors and opinions...bask in your joy
(dahtcalmer I'm pretty sure I forgot my password, 11 years ago, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:27, archived)
# bloody hellfire
I gladly accept!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:04, archived)
# hahaha
funny :)
(herman:D, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Brilliant!
All I thought of when I saw the source early this morning was this:

not so brilliant :(
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:47, archived)
# lol
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:54, archived)
# peep!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:59, archived)
# End of day doodle.....

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Brain flavour for me, please
And don't forget the '99
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:06, archived)
# :)
top one nice one get sorted
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:07, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Firing it up on the stereo as I type.
Good call, that man!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:08, archived)
# cornetto! NOW!
mint flavour, of course
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:09, archived)
# I demand a FEAST! And not one of those inferior brand ones.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:10, archived)
# fuck, yeah!
i love those things!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Strawberry
shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:04, archived)
# I wonder if those flakes are still ok to eat...................
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:09, archived)
# I've never, ever had a freash one.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:10, archived)
# hahah, now which vintage flake is 1991? The girl in the bath advert, wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Right. And have you ever noticed how the flakes on a 99 are thinner than regular ones?
My theory is they scrape the outside off of out-of-date flakes to brighten them up a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:13, archived)
# *crumples*
Ya got me!

Too fast.
Never even saw you make your play..

*unh*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:13, archived)
# *hands mop and bucket*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:16, archived)
# No way, Steve!
Dead men don't do chores.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Those out-of-date Flakes'll smoke him way before they do.
Jolly nice picture, Jack.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:11, archived)
# ...
do you do Juicy Lucys?
(bitchman contains mild peril, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Hah. Yes. This is the same spirit as my suggestion! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:26, archived)
# .....Cones!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Awwww Bollocks
First time my suggestion has been taken and i missed it...
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Just fantastic.
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
# For no reason...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:03, archived)
# He could be a traffic cop.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Jake Bullet :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:04, archived)
# cybernautics?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Because you're fab!
Reason enough! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Smee!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:07, archived)
# rolls a D20

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Do I see a cloud with tits?
That time of day again
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:00, archived)
# ace!
and one of my fave cheeses, too. :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:00, archived)
# emmenthal, i choose you!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:01, archived)
# HappyToast's brain.
Must. Consume.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:01, archived)
# baaaghh
pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:03, archived)
# All your Powers combines
I am Captain Planet! Lick my cheese!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Hahahahahhahahahah!
I love that earth elemental!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Fruity Elemental
(JakeyD, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:12, archived)
# it's AIR elemental you utter retard
GOSH
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:02, archived)
# have you been watching Avatar?...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:41, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(Knutsack, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Guess what I am?
A zit living on rashions
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:59, archived)
# rashions?
Is that like when there's not enough bacon to go around?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:09, archived)
# you should keep an eye on the filesize
aim for under 100k in future cheers
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:59, archived)
# i thought
sticking big ben in it made it a bit more than a toap

but i'll reduce the filesize anyway if it makes you happy
(Knutsack, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:03, archived)
# I somehow didn't notice that at first, hence my edit :)
but we everyone else squashes their pictures down to meet the FAQ, so be a sport in future :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:07, archived)
# no probs
been a while since i've posted anything on here so just a bit rusty :)
(Knutsack, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:12, archived)
# i can't actually see big ben in your pic
but i'm guessing it's within the bell tower which is clearly prominent
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Thank you, sir!
May I have another?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:07, archived)
[challenge entry] You will ALL pay!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:58, archived)
# i won't pay
i'm skint
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Something I've had in my head for ages


Good old Floyd...
(Kendal, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:55, archived)
# this is why floyd isn't a shouty chef
he's mellowed by booze.
also, have you seen how much rick stein drinks on his shows?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:58, archived)
# I very much doubt
that it could be more than Keith "Step one: marinate the chef" Floyd.

I always seem to cook better when I've had a wee drinkie just to take the edge off. Perhaps he was on to something?
(Kendal, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:28, archived)
[challenge entry] YEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW!
(JakeyD, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Backless fluffy chaps?
No.

There are some things that man was not meant to gaze upon..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Through your letterbocks
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Bravo, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Needs more dog shit smear :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:41, archived)
# your self-hating doormat is saddened by politicians
as should we all be.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:41, archived)
# i can actually imagine that being on a leaflet
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Consider yourself clicked
very nice
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Woo
But why is it written on one of Art's eyebrows?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:49, archived)
# silly ghostie!
everyone knows art's eyebrows are made from pure shredded wheat!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Carpet samples work a treat too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:53, archived)
# ^ Sexy

* FWAPS BORKS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:56, archived)
# hahaha!
rapist brows!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:57, archived)
# lies! I met you, they are your real eyebrows
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Not true!
You can clearly see I've plucked the monobrow away in that image!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Because Alistair Darling is a JJ character...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:00, archived)
# :D
compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:38, archived)
# oooh, now that's a good one! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:50, archived)
# ohhh, spiffing :)
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:53, archived)
# very good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Well done that man/woman
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Meaty goodness


Click for bigger (403 kb)
(ch33kster, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Hamtoucher

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:20, archived)
# I thought you were lurking?
You liar!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:28, archived)
# I was . . . Happy Candle Day !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:50, archived)
# HA

fooled you haven't I
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:51, archived)
# happy b3taday
you!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:20, archived)
# is there a vagina shopped in there?
or have I been touching too much ham?

or are both of these statements true?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:21, archived)
# It's just ham.
Hammity ham.

Ham ham ham.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:23, archived)
# ah ok
still looks like a kind of ham centrefold
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Says The Alchamist
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:35, archived)
# From this HAM i shall bring forth NEWTS!
(there was a program on "The Cell" the other night, where they had some 16th c. recipe for making mice from wheat and a foul shirt. They tried it, but it didn't work)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:37, archived)
# I've taped that
but not watched it yet
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Worth watching just to see a man look at a sample of his own sperm through a van Leuwenhook microscope.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:47, archived)
# I always wanted to look at my own sperm through a microscope
I never quite had the guts to knock one out in the lab when I was a scientist.

Ironically, now I work in an office, I'm wanking constantly.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Are you implying that this ham looks like vaginal lips?...
...(insert laugh here).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:23, archived)
# This ham is recommended for the lips of the vagina
mmm, translationparty
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your meat?
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:31, archived)
# you've never seen a ladies special pocket
have you?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Nor ever tried to fit his bald-headed little chap into said special pocket...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Heh. Translationparty says:
"In our minds, he was something special to fit in a pocket of red"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:39, archived)
# "All new QUORN™ - now made with real beef!"
/ac and I don't know why
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:35, archived)
#


Click for bigger (150 kb)

trying out a new style what do you think
(guffbeak, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:19, archived)
# ^ NORKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:20, archived)
# naked chick sits and stares...
...(i like that!)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:21, archived)
# B-Cups
Licks
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:22, archived)
# What do I think of naked women?
Lots.

---

If these bazooms are yours, then you have my congratulations.
And pic is lovely, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:49, archived)
# i wouldnt use that word to describe them but thanks i guess
(guffbeak, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Credit where it's due.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:55, archived)
# I think it's good, you should draw more Star Trek porn
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:25, archived)
# startrek porn wtf???
(guffbeak, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:51, archived)
# I like your sig.
plus the naked lady is good.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:27, archived)
# I like your drawings very much and this no exception :) Excellent
That chinese wizard still looks angry though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Yes, very nicely executed.
Reminds me a bit of Sandy Shaw.
(not from a boy?)

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:56, archived)
# We built this newsletter on rock and roll
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue391/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:17, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Nothing's gonna stop us now!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:19, archived)
# cheers rob, and have a good weekend
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:19, archived)
# *sneaky spam*
b3ta.com/calendar/event/20496

Fantasy Football. 2 leagues. Join both, one, or neither.

*points next to username*

*crosses back to /talk*
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:19, archived)
# newsletters are for readers...
...*yuk*!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:23, archived)
# At last!
The weekend can begin!
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:24, archived)
# yay newsletter! it's the shit.
boo imovie 09! it's shit.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Have you announced the winner for the Dvd yet?
I just snuck a sneaky late entry in.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:40, archived)
# ...it's one small step for man...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:03, archived)
# I dont like the look of that monster
or that black thing in the background
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Yay, the dreadnought alien from the canned computer game
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:08, archived)
# What game? I was looking at that creature thinking "that looks familiar"
edit: AHHHH, I know remember the game now
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:09, archived)
# cans?
Whatever innovative packaging will they think of next?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:09, archived)
# yeah...since they didn't want it...
...i found it a home!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:10, archived)
# I can only find images of W30K dreadnoughts (which are pretty cool, but) - do you happen to have a link to an image of these beasts?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:15, archived)
# here
img37.imageshack.us/img37/1827/abominationalienbcopy.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Ta! Oh wow. It's hard to know if those are more, or less, scary than the standard xenomorphs.
edit : also I learned the name Linguafoeda acheronsis yesterday. Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Cockrocket!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptortoise, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:09, archived)
# ^

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:11, archived)
# well...not exactly...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Chocs Awaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaay
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:50, archived)
# that's brill :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:10, archived)
# All they need now is a couple of green chicks & a punch up.
Get in there, lads!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:12, archived)
# OooooooweeeeeeeeOoooooooooooooooooooo...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:15, archived)
# We seem to have landed on a planet full of green buffalo women..
.. inform the bridge at once, then fetch the sex lasso, Mr Sulu.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Like this a lot atomic!
Reminds me of a Flash toon I started and never finished. Might just pinch here hair and finish it sometime, if you don't mind?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Needs more Magenta and pubes!


* Only has MSPaint and my deask is overlooked.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:14, archived)

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