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# i yam ay banarna
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:52, archived)
# HONK HONK!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:53, archived)
# ITS A SWAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Don't start that again...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:56, archived)
# ITS A WORM!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:58, archived)
# HONK
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:09, archived)
# this is plain bananas!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:53, archived)
# om nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:53, archived)
# this lemon has a bite
*badadish*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:54, archived)
# that's clearly a lime
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:14, archived)
# ITS A SWAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:21, archived)
# MOORHEN!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:29, archived)
# LESS THAN
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:35, archived)
# WORD
with less office!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:47, archived)
# i can haz banana plz?

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:54, archived)
# bananas will continue to ripen after they have been picked
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Sounds like a Job for Jack the Riper
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Hai.


(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:03, archived)
# doesn't look like shit
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:04, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Take that Andy Warhol you DICK!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:05, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:09, archived)
# That's a slug
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:06, archived)
# This is shit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:09, archived)
# So's your face!
ZING!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Not really
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:11, archived)
# symmetrical face man is symmetrical
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:27, archived)
# BUT HIS HAIR IS NOT!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Ceci n'est pas une banana
(Rogue Sausage, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:52, archived)
# O_o
bloody hell, that's way too creepy
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:09, archived)
# In the interests of bananathread:
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Bro Code man!
Bro Code!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:14, archived)
# No reason really

Just passing time while home from work, with a fever and a severe case of boredom.
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:25, archived)
# PLEASE SIR ... GO UP
DON'T MAKE US ... YOUR BUM-BUM?

Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:26, archived)
# up-down-up-down
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:27, archived)
# your bum-bum?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:29, archived)
# bummer
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:39, archived)
# they want to go
up the urethra
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Miss Franklin might have a different opinion on that...


...oh wait, thought you said Aretha...
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Yes, I know
the texties seem a bit scrambled... It's something you'll just have to live with :D
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:28, archived)
# I refuse to live with scrambled vegetables
*moves out*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:30, archived)
# As bad as any fever dream I've had.
Maybe
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Some days
it seems this board is nothing but fever dreams...
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Especially today, for you, I imagine.
Feel better!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Thanks!
:)
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Best place for em, that's what I say
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:28, archived)
# I don't get it either
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Cat-marrows? With an aversion to anal buggery? I don't believe it.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:45, archived)
# 'Tis a weird
and wonderful world we live in...
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:47, archived)
# What what, in the butt
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:50, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:54, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahaha
inspirational:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Haha!
Wonderful!
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:04, archived)
# ewewewewewe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:08, archived)
# mindbleach etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:10, archived)
# hahahaha !
But wait, the penis is supposed to hang below the anus, not out of it
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:36, archived)
# That's no penis.
/Alec Guinness
(Rogue Sausage, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:53, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:59, archived)
# the joke is on the subject of vegesodomy
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:53, archived)
#
www.google.com/search?q=vegesodomy
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:59, archived)
# A most clever move, sir
With some simple lines you made them appear as cocks, and crudely drawn ones as well

:D
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:02, archived)
# why thank you
comedy genius, and a refreshingly original use of this new 'computer software' to make a subtley ironic comment on the OP is how I see it.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:05, archived)
# It just stood out, really


Original is here.
(I helped save b3ta! Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Hey, /b/.
Rate my penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:18, archived)
# 4/10
Smells of goat
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Hey, /an/.
Rate my goat.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:21, archived)
# 9/10
smells of penis
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:22, archived)
# is that what it is?
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:22, archived)
# 2/10
is actually a vagina
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:21, archived)
# 2/10 Needs more Buffy
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Now I'm foll-ow-in' yoooou
/obscure and unfunny way of making a true statement
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:25, archived)
# indeed you are! :)
/reciprocated
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:28, archived)
# If you're following each other won't you go round in circles?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:32, archived)
# you misspelled rape
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:27, archived)
# My pen is a classic blue biro...
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:33, archived)
# are they CHARGIN THAR LAZORS?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:20, archived)
# A mash-up of a short, crazy Frenchman...

...and Napoleon Bonaparte :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:16, archived)
# stop being sarkoztyc
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Top shoppery Barbie!
C'est manifique!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:23, archived)
# ta moley!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Power hungry twat!
But I like your picture :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:23, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Here he's called "Nabotléon"
with "nabot" meaning dwarf, midget, small guy (in a pejorative way)

Edith : and i like this, of course :)
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:33, archived)
# :D
I love the irony in the fact that I just had to look up what "pejorative" means...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Is there a more common word for that ?
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:38, archived)
#
thesaurus.reference.com/browse/pejorative


... the most apt in this case of course is "belittling" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:08, archived)
# 1 eye good, 2 eyes bad!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:10, archived)
# anyone else having problems with the internet
oddly, it seems only b3ta works for me, I'm getting timed out on everything else.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:13, archived)
# There are other websites?
What madness is this?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:16, archived)
# http://downforeveryoneorjustme.com/
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I can't connect to that site
Can anyone else?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:25, archived)
# some are equal to the square of the time it takes to cook them.
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:12, archived)
# SCIENCE.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Aw he has a little piggy nose.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:20, archived)
# He needs some oinkment for that nose...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:23, archived)
# have some silly
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:08, archived)
# They look pretty armless.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:12, archived)
# THEY HAVE NO HANDS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:15, archived)
# they can't get the clap?
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:20, archived)
# tell them to give him back
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:23, archived)
# I don't understand why people aren't angrier about this
it is a horrible example. what kind of parents will raise a child so he can get his arms amputated for sports.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Stupid man
Just make them all play in straitjackets
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:20, archived)
# And make them wear an old kit
that'll show em!
(Jackson Cannery, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Atleast the number of Gerrard related injuries would drop
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry] ..


beau bo d'or blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:04, archived)
# redexing for me...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:10, archived)
# weird
will check my htaccess when I'm back on my main pc.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:23, archived)
# it's back
pffft nicely
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:58, archived)
# This spaghetti
is FANTASTIC!

Nice one :)
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I have day off work, a 2 litre bottle of vinegar, pounds of apples and toms, some dates, and a sink full of sterilised jam jars......oh yes!
a 2 litre bottle of vinegar pounds of apples and toms some dates and a sink full of sterilised jam jars......oh yes!
Edit: If I make two batches then I might launch a limited edition B3ta Chutney.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Sexy adventures!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Green tomatoes?
My favourite chutney...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:52, archived)
# green and red
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Saints preserve us!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:52, archived)
# If they don't
then I will!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Rawk ON!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Hot minty damn!
I want chutney now.

For some reason, I bought oatcakes the other day. The very next thing that popped into my head was "I need to have brie and chutney for these"
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Crikey
I have two of these already (oat cakes and brie) by the end of this afternoon, I reckon I will have all three!
Edit:Damn! I have just checked the oatcakes and they went out of date in july...what the hell, I will risk it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:54, archived)
# But shirley the chutney will need to mature over a period of weeks, nay months?
/sorry to burst bubble blog
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:56, archived)
# I agree that it improves with age but it still can be used
more or less right away!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Magic indeed...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:59, archived)
# I have all three
in one shape or form.

Although, I have oatcakes, brie and Branston pickle. The major flaw in that being...

a) Branston isn't a chutney
b) If Branston was a chutney, it'd be a pretty poor quality one. Shoddy!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:03, archived)
# The only place for Branston is on the side of the plate of Ploughmans Dinner bought in a pub
in somewhere leafy and green, it has no place in the home.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:04, archived)
# *makes a triple fried egg and chutney sandwich*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:56, archived)
# You forgot the chilli sauce...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:57, archived)
# today is steamroller athlete day
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:58, archived)
# BLAM!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Haha, the guy in orange.
"POW"
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:13, archived)
# I wonder how long before that athlete is replaced by an enormous magenta CDC?
My guess - not long
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:00, archived)
# She needs an L plate on that white square.
But I'm lazy and full of excuses, so.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:33, archived)
# ooh
and a knee in the cnut to go with that
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:02, archived)
# fuuuck!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Wow, he didn't even TRY and stop!
Looks like he punches her right in the face, too!
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:07, archived)
# lol is that real?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:09, archived)
# i can only hope
damnit, whys there no cdc version yet?! :D
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:11, archived)
# i just notuced the guy in the back
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Fucking hell
Steamrolled is right. Have you got a link to the video of this?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:11, archived)
# wow.
i mean, wow.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Bet her ipod went missing
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 1:34, archived)
# hahaha.....chutney all day today
bum archery all day tomorrow:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:01, archived)
# noooo
See my point about the jars being sterilised ;D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Mother has been making chutneys too.
The jars are multiplying :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Enjoy
your house reeking of vinegar for days!
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:29, archived)
# A small price to pay
for the taste of savoury heaven.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Near... Far... In a motorcar...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Your eyes will give you away...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Stop the internet
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:25, archived)
# what?.........not yet
I've only just got here:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Woo!
TJ: bastards have stolen the image challenge.
www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/80740407/
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:34, archived)
# And The Sun are stealing images for their website.
Not sure if it's from here, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:38, archived)
# nope, worth1000, and they credit the site as well
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Pigdogs!
They've not even bothered to steal mine :(
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Fark is also on the case:
www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=4607791
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Some of those are actually rather good!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Yeah, actually they are
Though I felt like I was being unfaithful for enjoying them, so I scrolled too fast.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:31, archived)
# even worse
they are calling it worst gallery ever. This is our job to call everything worst challenge ever.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:14, archived)
# I like the chinese guy jumping on the beach
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 1:28, archived)
# pffffttt
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Word on the street is that he's left forever
I hope this isn't true
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:01, archived)
# srsly?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:11, archived)
# you have been on top form recently
fan bloody amazing
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Freebs?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Moley!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Hooray!
:D
Why the name change?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:34, archived)
# gah! I can't cope with all this random name changing!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:36, archived)
# I changed a letter in my name. Can you guess which one?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:37, archived)
# y?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Because I felt like it.
OH YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:42, archived)
# *lines them up*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:45, archived)
# the 6.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Cold.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:42, archived)
# errrm.... &#508;
edit: Ǽ
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:55, archived)
# &#666;

666 isn't as good as I had hoped.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:02, archived)
# was it the "q" ?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Warm.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:42, archived)
# This ^
With fucking bells on
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:32, archived)
# This is your eyes ...
This is your eyes on drugs ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Just think of the possibilties...
Eyes giving you away? Use a little bit of 'FAR'.

Obviously, I'm no scientist, so be careful.


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:37, archived)
# haha
I could do with some of these - my eyes hurt like fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:10, archived)
# :D


I don't get twitter either.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:12, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha
I'm off now - I'm obviously off-kilter here


what's going on with b3ta image hosting? - my own pic is redexing!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:13, archived)
# fine here...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:14, archived)
# hahahaha
this would pursuade me to visit that site and nothing else
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:28, archived)
# I give up

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:32, archived)
# hahaha, lovely stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:28, archived)
# In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Goatse
This can be found within the grounds of York Minister.



Click for bigger (400 kb)
(Faraday, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Goatz!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:01, archived)
# LATE RPS LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Oh go on I'll humour you...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:10, archived)
# The arse of protection!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:11, archived)
# julian says "yes"

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:11, archived)
# why does it say 'cardinal' up near the ear on the right?
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Witch!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:55, archived)
# That one over there.
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Hahaha!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvSPBu7ajuA
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:58, archived)
# that one...
...oh bugger


damn you Manley!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Reet Lee?
Why are you Mediocre today?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:59, archived)
# I was mediocre on Friday too
He portrays himself as being mediocre, but he's bloody brilliant

so I was being a tribute to his greatness

bloody hell - Wogan's stepping down!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:02, archived)
# I heard that too!
Being replaced by Chris Evans.

Not sure that I approve. But then again not sure that I'd approve of anyone taking over the mantle of the TOGmeister...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:11, archived)
# the sorcererererers apprentice :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:29, archived)
# When dinosaurs ruled the earth last Wednesday lunchtime

current pictures for sale right here
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:37, archived)
# I bloody love this!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:38, archived)
# me too now
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Top stuff.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:39, archived)
# hahaha
superb
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:39, archived)
# I want a wee monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Yay Tenants Association meetings
nothing seems to have changed.

Nice as usual Artist formerly known as Down on the Farm
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:40, archived)
# That's what I was thinking...
The Down on the Farm thing, not Tenants Associations.

Why the cloak and dagger, DOTF?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:41, archived)
# full integration with me on the rest of the internet
my username on here was out of date, having been abbreviated, re-abbreviated and bastardised into new and exciting shapes years ago. Now all my enemies can find me with just one simple google search.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Ah - I see.
*googles*
*enters co-ordinates for orbital space laser*
*initiates countdown*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Yes, why HAS that changed?
I fear change.

Edit: Ahhh :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Dr Dyslexia changed his name too
all my preconceptions of the world are being challenged! D:
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:44, archived)
# What too?
Though I've not been on so much recently and I'm pretty sure I'd be able to spot him anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:45, archived)
# er..
Captain Freedom, I think. Not as good IMO, but then who the fuck am I?

Maybe I should jump on this bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Mue is Mu now!
OMFG.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:51, archived)
# *head explodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:52, archived)
# most b3tans who know him have called him dotmund for years
he was known as dottie because Dr Phil called him that as Down on the Farm was a stupid name, and those who drank with him decided, upon being told his real name was Ed, he was an Edmund, so they got combined and now to all who booze with him he's "Dotmund"
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:01, archived)
# superb, as always
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:44, archived)
# this is exactly like where I work
the managers are all old and can't seem to understand the basics of computers or modern management techniques
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:46, archived)
# I miss you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:52, archived)
# that is because you are an IDIOT.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:53, archived)
# A sexy idiot.
How's the head?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:56, archived)
# I think I still need two hours more sleep.
And a liver transplant.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Very good indeed..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:05, archived)
# this is superb...
you could call yourself whatever you liked, we'd all know that style instantly!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 18:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Behold the mighty...CHONG!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:28, archived)
# CHING CHONG?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Sorry have to go doorbell is ringing... hold on a moment!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:38, archived)
# You're a chong
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Hooraydiator


Click for bigger (94 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Brilliant!
I love a good adventure story.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:07, archived)
# busy busy busy :)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:07, archived)
# You had me at 'Hooraydiator' :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Marvellous!
Reminds me of the time I had an extraordinarily vivid dream that I went to the bank to check my balance, which turned out to be about what I thought it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Awww how lully
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:14, archived)
# hahahhahaha! utterly mad!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:20, archived)
# He should go on Twitter
and people could relate to his angst ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:24, archived)
# don't mention twitter!
people will get their knickers in a twist about internet opinions, and nobody wants that.

or do they?

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:26, archived)
# I'm on Twitter now tweeting about b3ta's debate about Twitter being shit
yay it's circles within circles I may get the internet to crash!

B3ta versus Twitter let the mayhem commence!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:29, archived)
# fucking hell
you're going to prolapse the universe.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:31, archived)
# only in 140 characters or less..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:29, archived)
# pfft
also, ning archie. all chipper your side?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:32, archived)
# aye, not so bad fella, not so bad at all
trust the same can be said for you?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:33, archived)
# yes, got a load of work out of the way last week
so I may be able to scrape together something to post on here at some point, which is nice.

must be the end of the voteforachange compo soon, shirley...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:38, archived)
# yes, and I need to get round and post a couple more bits for it - thanks for the reminder :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:40, archived)
# me too...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:41, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:27, archived)
# hahahaha
send/sell it to Viz
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Woot!
Radiators!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:31, archived)
# :D
lovely...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 18:56, archived)
# nings all :)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Nicely done!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:07, archived)
# cheers moley
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:08, archived)
# I hope he's wearing factor 50...
They look like strong rays.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:15, archived)
# praise be to terry

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:16, archived)
# too many fingers!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:26, archived)
# hahahaha!
truefax!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:28, archived)
# this is true
I once met him and shook what little remaining hand he had left
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:47, archived)
# this is enough to see a massive return to the church, I just know it.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:38, archived)
# hehehe
nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:16, archived)
# *i like this's's's*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Happy good morning b3ta!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Those eyes ...
Oh god those eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:06, archived)
# They give him away....
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Haha
Who on earth is that??
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:10, archived)
# I dont know but he would definitely be convicted for drug driving
the police can see your pupils from 10m away whilst driving in the rain...apparently
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:12, archived)
# it's spelt "taut"
sheesh...

...nice work btw :)

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
You tuat!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:12, archived)
# hahaha nice one moley
*cleeks*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:54, archived)
# hahahahaha... you silly
nings you...

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:58, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:58, archived)
# *giggles*
Silly person
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Hahaha! That's great!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:06, archived)
# "So be easy and free when you're drinking with me - I'm a man you don't meet every day ... "


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:28, archived)
# The when?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:33, archived)
# When it was last raining of course.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:45, archived)
# yesterday then
in other news - Leeds is incredibly sunny this morning

and thanks to the School Run, I was an hour late

oops
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Don't mention the School Run
I'm driving my bus when they are on their way home - I can only hope and pray to the gods that I don't get them - lol
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:54, archived)
# I should miss them on the way home
...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:03, archived)
# 'when' is always the partypooper in the story of life
as usual a big woooo for you sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Why did he shoot his dog?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:35, archived)
# cheers matey peeps
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:58, archived)
# *click* Full of WOO as always, Mr V!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:39, archived)
# thank you sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:58, archived)
# What has this to do
with the pogues?
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Maybe the who is a man you don't meet every day?
Maybe the author is a man you don't meet every day?
Maybe I'm a man you don't meet every day?

The possibilities are, quite literally, endless.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Ooooh... nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Cheyars, good Mole.
And how are you this fine ning?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:12, archived)
# I'm groovy, had a really, really early night, slept for almost eleven hours and now I feel INVINCIBLE!
How about you?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Pretty similar, to be honest.
Though feeling invincible when at work takes the shine off it somewhat.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:21, archived)
# I fucking hate Twitter
twatter.com

I fucking hate the concept and the meaningless drivel that comes out of it. And to the next twat who asks me if I "tweet", fuck off, no I don't fucking tweet. Twat.

Good to get that off my chest. Back to lurking.
(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 8:42, archived)
# hahahahahah! outstanding :D
nings everyone!

ha-ha! I should be in MK today for meetings but I *forgot* and got the train to Euston instead. Cor, I'm such a rebel!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 8:47, archived)
# Right on brother!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 8:55, archived)
# power to the masses et al!
nings medi!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Hello you.
How are you getting on?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 8:58, archived)
# Nings PC !
doing fine thanks, just a bit rushed off my feet
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Mortal Kombat!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:08, archived)
# *pops up from corner of screen* TOASTY!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:23, archived)
# hahahaha!
That's quite impressive

Ningles yerself!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:10, archived)
# nings Joe! no doubt they'll get the teleconferencing stuff sorted and I'll STILL have to be in the meeting.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Everyone should do this to avoid MK
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:54, archived)
# twitter is a god aweful waste of time
i saw a shirt in the store today saying "follow me on twitter" i feel like if i really saw someone wearing that shirt i would put a stick in their spokes.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 8:48, archived)
# FFS - I would be overcome with the urge to headbutt such a twat
Twitter. It's like a perfect sphere. Completely pointless

There's people giving out business cards with this shit on it. "You can follow me on Twitter". No. Fuck off. I would get as much enjoyment from pulling out my fingernails. The only reason I would follow you would be in the hope I get to see you run over by a bus.
(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 8:52, archived)
# What you are doing here is coming to a website
and giving out information on the most banal thoughts of your day. How many people really want to hear about your opinion on another website?

Your post is no different to tweeting, but it took longer to load and is on a board which is not for such blogging.

At least with idiots who tweet their opinions the audience is expecting it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:00, archived)
# What you are doing is getting sand in your clitoris
because I've taken the piss out of something you like.
(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:05, archived)
# No.
I am merely amused that you chose to post stuff about the fact that you hate people posting stuff.

Admittedly you did not tweet it.

Bleat springs to mind.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Please point out the bit
where I said I hate people posting stuff ...

I missed that bit. It would be a bit ironic to have that attitude and be on b3ta ....
(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Who wants to go outside and play Frisbee?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:29, archived)
# ooh, someone likes south park
... also, sand IN your clitoris?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Our company...
sent out emails promoting their Twitter account... that we can only access at lunchtime
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:11, archived)
# So you do not use it and thus it is shit?
I like twitter, but I do not understand the appeal of facebook.

I think that, just maybe, you are missing the point of twitter.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 8:51, archived)
# please explain to us the magic of www.twitter.com
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 8:52, archived)
# There is no magic to it,
it is a convenient location for me and my friends to chat in an informal way.

We also use skype to chat in this manner, as a group, but twitter has the advantage that all my friends can be in the same chat and all their friends can too.

If I am talking to a friend then any mutual friends can see it, but people who do not know one or the other (or either) of us are not influenced.

I agree that 'I am making tea' blog style posts are toss, but it is more for @lordmanley style posts that I use it and it is a nice way to chat. Like facebook updates, but with aimed replies and none of the cack.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 8:56, archived)
# i guess maybe i dont know how to use it
i got bored with it too quickly though.

maybe i just need to have other friends on it.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Absolutely.
Many users collect followers and just put small updates on. I have 10 or so friends who I chat through during the day.

It is not for everyone, but it is a useful central location for communicating in a banal and meanigless way, without getting trapped like B3ta does to me ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:06, archived)
# No
I don't use it because it's shit.

Big difference.

Facebook comes a close second.
(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 8:54, archived)
# i think myspace is even worse than facebook
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 8:57, archived)
# I am afraid that I might have to just refer you to my last comment.
Certainly, I do not have any use for facebook, having flickr and email and a domain, but I understand that for others it is useful.

You not liking twitter does not make it 'shit'. It makes it shit for you and, frankly, you do not matter.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 8:58, archived)
# Quick!
Everyone stop making fun of things that someone likes!
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:02, archived)
# ^this
shut down b3ta NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Jokes are fine, but he simply said:
"I fucking hate Twitter" . . . "I fucking hate the concept and the meaningless drivel that comes out of it. And to the next twat who asks me if I "tweet", fuck off, no I don't fucking tweet. Twat."

I feel that warranted a response.

Also, his joke was that twitter sounds a bit like twatter, which is very clever.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:05, archived)
# IMO Twitter is for self-important twats.
Does this make me a bad person?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:06, archived)
# No.
If you decided to post on a discussion board that you thought it was for self-important twats then I would discuss this with you, but I would still not think it made you a bad person.

For the record, I think that it is for self important twats, but I am a self important twat, so it is ideal for me.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:13, archived)
# perfect match
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:18, archived)
# me me me me me me
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:14, archived)
# This is not your blog

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 8:54, archived)
# Ps. I need to poo

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Then you want Manley's blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:12, archived)
#
www.stablesound.co.uk/mp3/notyourblog.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:54, archived)
# YES

That is exactly what I was thinking of ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:56, archived)
# I still play that from time to time

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Like all of these shite 'social networking' sites I enlist
No idea why. i never use them and hate them ALL with a passion. But Twitter takes the fucking biscuit. 'Twitter', 'Tweet'.... I mean... c'mon.... who the fuck thought this up??!!

(And before anyone says 'bur B3TA is 'social networking' site. Not to ME it isn't!)
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Bur B3TA is 'social networking' site.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:02, archived)
# www.b3ta.com is a funny joke website
this is a post not a status update
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:06, archived)
# My post was not serious.
I copied his typo and responded.

Why is everyone so serious this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:14, archived)
# It warrent a typo
bur the above was
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:16, archived)
# I remember when the whole blogging thing started out.
People described it - a web page that lets your update it with your thoughts and opinions - groundbreaking technology - it'll revolutionise the web.

Ah - so it's a web page that you can update then? Yeah, those have been around for quite a while now. The 'tweet' thing is just micro-blogging. It's the same old concept, but now with smaller updates. The people using it feel they ought to use it to express themselves using this 'new' technology, but as with any kind of media, only 99.9% have anything interesting to say. So it's stupid to blame website or the technology. Just blame everyone else for being so very dull.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:11, archived)
# I absolutely agree.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Yeah I'd agree with that too
It's not so much that Twitter is shit, it's that a lot of people who use Twitter are dull. I have a twitter account I've blogged about 3 times and none for about 6 months and yet I still get people following me on Twitter which is amusing in of itself.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:38, archived)
# an anti twitter post just turned into b3tans giving their status
fucking class
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:14, archived)
# I am currently sitting in bed eating M&S jaffa cakes and listening to Jimmy Edgar.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:17, archived)
# i am currently drinking and smoking tobacco
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Oh, poor choice, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:23, archived)
# I am currently drinking tea
and catching up on weekend email, before fighting some crime.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:25, archived)
# no it didn't
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:17, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9681119
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:25, archived)
# *logging off to make dinner and go to the pub*
(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:18, archived)
# \just finished wanking.
Eww! My keyboard!
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:20, archived)
# I just posted
on the B3TA site
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:18, archived)
# I just replied to you.
on the B3TA site.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:23, archived)
# I can't belive it!
I think you're genuinely the first person to notice that by changing one letter in the title of that website you can make an amusingly rude parody name for it.

I have no time for Twitter, but your post should have been left as an image. Your accompanying text makes it look like you're trying too hard, like an aging stand-up who keeps saying "what's that about?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:23, archived)
# It was meant as irony
Someone complaining about meaningless drivel on the internet, posting meaningless drivel on the internet. Pfft.

Shalln't bother again then.

(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:31, archived)
# I'm doing the "itchy chin" motion
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Haha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Hmmm
Is this like the 12 parsecs thing in Star Wars? Where Lucas writes something stupid, then comes up with an elaborate explanation of it later, suggesting that the Millenium Falcon is manoueverable enough to take an asteroid ridden shortcut?

Or, to put it less elaborately - no, you've just changed your mind and bluffed an excuse because you've misjudged a small but excessively vocal proportion of your audience. You'd have had more respect from me if you'd stuck your fingers in your ears and said "No, I still think it's rubbish and I had to tell everyone" and then blew a raspberry.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:57, archived)
# If that is true then that is cool
but I call bullshit on the irony.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Well ...
I hope you didn't think that was a serious rant about twitter at the top ... I'm not that serious. Particularly on b3ta.

The hype around it and the "Ooh lok at me I'm doing something mundane" stuff is nauseating and I have no interest in it at all. Having said that .. pfft. I enjoy wasting plenty of time elsewhere.
(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:34, archived)
# It's an absolutely fantastic tool for people to share with the world something about how great they are
with no evidence to back it up whatsoever.

As a platform for philosophers to get thoughts across its brilliant, but sadly most people aren't offering anything other than how much of a shouty cunt they are.

It makes the idiot masses feel like they are something more than a waste of time and resources on this planets surface.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:23, archived)
# I think you'll find your opinions mean shit round here
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:25, archived)
# to be fair
the same can be said about everyones
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Yay I have an opinion \o/
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:43, archived)
# It, like anything else, has its uses
If you actually subscribe to the tweets (there, I said it) of people within your peer group who actually have useful things to say about stuff (web developers, in my case) it can be a useful networking tool, and a way of keeping up with trends.

Otherwise, yes, it's full of meaningless drivel, but what isn't these days?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:28, archived)
# I follow a goodly number of SEOs
and they keep me up to date on industry news.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:40, archived)

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