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# Justabitasilliness.....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Right sir, if you'll just come over here...
*SPANG*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:46, archived)
# *punches with fists of fryingpans*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:48, archived)
# ...and their cousin Basil?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Spooky
I just saw this very same "gag" on a birthday card at Moonpig...

/Yours is better executed I might add.
(AMadDayYes, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:50, archived)
# What's that name again?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:19, archived)
#
www.snipurl.com/spang
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:52, archived)
# arf
*spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:02, archived)
# .......down the board....to see what makes me smile
here's one:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:45, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:39, archived)
# bad cowell
dirty cowell..in your bed!
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:41, archived)
# HAHAHA Nice
this is my interpretation of them

how ride of me, have a click
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Who are those freaks anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:47, archived)
# are these people
some form of singing duo?

Perhaps they are on a television show I am willfully trying to ignore and treat with the withering distain that it so richly deserves?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:47, archived)
# who the fuck are those cunts?
It looks like they've been used to clean out a toilet
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Vanilla Ice's kids
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:53, archived)
# hairstyle circa 1991
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:51, archived)
# hang on in there Simon
soon be payday:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Ooof


Is it only Monday??
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:27, archived)
# I've heard people say that it is quite good actually
(or at least not as awful as they might have expected)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:29, archived)
# yeah me to...
although I'm not sure when I'll ever be able to afford to build a PC that will run it.
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:30, archived)
# It's running brilliantly on my samsung netbook.
I upgraded the RAM to 2gb but it's still only got a rubbish Atom CPU.
People have even got 7 to run on Pentium 3s.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Got it.
still not installed it.
(waxdart hello., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Yeah much much better than vista was...
...but then again being anally raped by the cast of "Avenue Q" while singing the hits of Barbra Streisand was quite enjoyable compared to vista. And no, this isn't just a "pick on Vista because it's cool to do so", I did genuinely dislike it.
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:34, archived)
# I don't understand why an operating system would require 2 GB of RAM
or even 1 GB of RAM, or half that. What's it doing with it all, filling it with DLLs? Or is that mostly free memory, in which case, why make it a minimum requirement?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Probably that Aero fancy graphics thingy...
..that was slow and shit in Vista but they have improved in Windows 7....apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:43, archived)
# It probably doesn't need that
but if they say that, there's an awful lot of people who will go and buy new PCs
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:43, archived)
# There is rather a lot of other shite running in the background.
you'll need 10% of it.
(waxdart hello., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:45, archived)
# wanna game of minesweeper kid?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:34, archived)
# hahahahah!
I watch "IT" the other day... I remembered it being scary "Way back when™" but now it was just tedious... Tim Curry's performance was still quite good though.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:40, archived)
# There's no need for it to be over three hours long
and personally I struggle with anything with fucking John Boy Walton in it
(except battle beyond the Stars)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:44, archived)
# haha! yes! BBtS was awesome...
thing is, I did watch it all the way through.. Originally, I saw it in parts as it was meant to be watched, so I guess that factored into it.

As far as Stephen King films go, there were a great deal better ones: Shining, Thinner, Needful Things, Running Man, shawshank', misery, graveyard shift etc etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:53, archived)
# It's easier on the nag now, but I still need a seat
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:07, archived)
# quick, stick some spang eyes on it so it'll FP
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:18, archived)
# or magenta horse cock
that should do it
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Maybe his legs had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Hope you don't mind, I made some adjustments
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Eww, surely this would turn it into an equine shit-cycle if it's poo goes back in the lawnmower again.
Eventually it would explode.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:27, archived)
# gotta assume the horse gets the cut grass
but then yea, there is the horse crap issue
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:31, archived)
# You can't quite see it in the picture
But there's a fan mounted on top of the grass collector. When the horse has has a shit, the manure gets distributed over a wide area.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:35, archived)
# You've put quite a lot of thought into this, haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Well it was that
or get on with my work
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Fair enough.
Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:52, archived)
# :D that works for me
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:29, archived)
# bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:02, archived)
# My word you're on some fine punning fettle today.
Have one of these for your troubles.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Double punetration
is favourite kind of punography!
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:32, archived)
# OOoooo
Pan porn.
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:59, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha....
"I didn't kill her.... I gave her LIFE!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:11, archived)
[challenge entry] probs bindun, but hey..
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Its a step up from a shite tv show I guess.
edit: well shopped too.
(waxdart hello., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:48, archived)
# yes, it is fucking cuntingly shit isn't it
*good pic though*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Ha ha!
I love how F5 popped your edit up
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Kids TV show
doesn't appeal to older generation shocker.
(I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:28, archived)
# TV for kids is great.
LazyTown gets the dads vote every time.
(waxdart hello., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Bloody foreigners
coming over here, stealing our air time.
(I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:36, archived)
# with a time machine there would be no excuse for late delivery
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Post timemachine? I really don't fancy recieving a bill for electricity I use two years from now
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Good point.
Although all the birthday cards for the rest of your life might help in the cash department.
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Or the bill for your funeral.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:25, archived)
# fuck
that reminds me I have to phone EDF when I get home...

Cunts trying to charge me for a 100 units of gas I havent used yet
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:34, archived)
# thames Valley charged me £200 via direct debit the other day. I've never had dealing with them before - no account with them or anything
turns out some bastard used my details to pay for TV Licence and their water via direct debt. I did get the cash back though....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:38, archived)
# nicely shopped
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:03, archived)
# I've been getting confused at the news recently, so I made this


Click for bigger (105 kb)
(__, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:37, archived)
# A useful reference.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:38, archived)
# *prints and laminates*
Thanks, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Why is his face so big?
Whyyyyyy is his face so big?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:40, archived)
# 'sequel to a life story'
= reincarnation. well, it worked for jeebus.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:42, archived)
# I think, in this case, it was legit to have 2 films.
The first one was done in 1946 and the popularity of the film led to a resurgence in his career. The second one was released shortly before his death in 1950.

He really was a super star - from Vaudeville, early movies (he did star in the very first "real" talking film)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Jolson has a lot of good info.

I used to play some of his recordings on my radio show and always got good responses from my audience.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Another b3ta public service post.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:42, archived)
# here is another one
(waxdart hello., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:44, archived)
# hahahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:49, archived)
# GGGRRR that font.
(waxdart hello., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:52, archived)
# I make this font look good

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:12, archived)
# VOA FE...ooooh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:34, archived)
# *suitably impressed*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:51, archived)
# POW!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:54, archived)
# these are win win win
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:51, archived)
# *digs around* ah there it is...
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Farmer Cyst?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:23, archived)
# I saw him the back of a taxi near hyde park corner.
I still thought fuck its bond. Cool.

When you've got it.
(waxdart hello., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:50, archived)
# I've just finished his autobiography
He comes across as such a top top bloke.

He realises he was incredibly lucky to have the career he's had, knows he was never going to be the best actor in the world, has come through several life-threatening illnesses, and now, in his 80s, still travels the world raising millions of pounds for charity.

I'd love to meet him, and just tell him what a wonderful human being he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:52, archived)
# I saw him at a UNICEF game at Old Trafford - United versus Boca Juniors I think.
He came onto the pitch at half time in a United shirt with 007 on the back. How completely cool* is that

*assumes at least a passing interest in football and the absence of complete loathing of Manchester United.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:44, archived)
# hahaha
Full moon. Half moon. Total eclipse.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Vacuum?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:15, archived)
# "hasn't done much since" LOL
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:45, archived)
# He hasn't!
In fact, I don't think he even did anything BEFORE getting kidnapped.

You're a bit of a shit journalist if your biggest story is something that happened to you
(__, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:46, archived)
# he won Journalist of the Year in 2007
while he was kidnapped.

How does being kidnapped make you a good journalist?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Same way being dead gets you an Oscar for Best Actor
YEAH HEATH
(__, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:50, archived)
# exactly
in fact, it makes you a worse journalist, cos you aren't around to cover any proper stories
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)
# arf
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:52, archived)
# ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:55, archived)
[challenge entry] On time...EVERY time...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:29, archived)
# this is a possible fp
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Not now it's not...
/hexed
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Ok. "This picture cannot possibly be a fp!" - there, unhexed it.
(also, clicked)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:33, archived)
# yeah, this pic is SHIT!!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:35, archived)
# It's a good 'not considered for the FP' endeavor.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry] this will not be a front page
this will not be a front page

:D *clicks

edit you reckon this is compo worthy?:

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:35, archived)
# ahahahahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)
# flashbang, through the door!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Regroup... on me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Postman's been!

How can you tell?

Dog's blind.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Royal Mail sorting office, somewhere...
(Mr Chicken, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:10, archived)
# hahahahhaaahahahhahahaha
that looks like my werk!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Racist
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Keith and Mick...the later years.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Are any of them for Bananaman?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Hahaha
Sorry TJ. Just have to repeat what I heard from this Amerkin woman in the supermarket yesterday. Nothing like an idiot to affirm the stereotype.
Picture the scene snotty septic lady in her 50's looking with scorn in the middle of the fruit and veg aisle. She turns to suffering companion as says with acid dispisal
'What is this stuff you Brits eat? Green stuff. That's what you Brits eat!'

Now I have to point out that the English people in M&S were being very English and not saying anything in an extremely pointed way but I'm not really what you could call the silent type.
So I had to interject, 'If it's so terrible here why don't you fuck off home.' I even got a couple of very middle class 'here heres' out of some shoppers.
The leatherface strumpet even had the cheak to call me rude!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:27, archived)
# You are just the RUDEST man!
/Bruges

EDIT I heard some fairly classic 'Merkins in Heathrow tube station once. Couple in front of me in the queue - "2 to London please"
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:28, archived)
# You should have said
"This is not just any old green stuff, this is M&S green stuff!

Now fuck off home!"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:29, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:37, archived)
# cunts, nice one riverghost.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:30, archived)
# They'd like you on BBC Have Your Say
riverghost, london, england NOT britain NOT eu NOT europe
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:30, archived)
# NO to ZaNuLiarBore
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:35, archived)
# for those who haven't seen it.
ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:55, archived)
# YOU BROKE THE RULES MAN!
You're meant to just make that noise!

"Tut, Hurrrr!"
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:30, archived)
# I went on your blog this morning to read some hit tv show reviews and it hasn't been updated.
Sort it out.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Ha!
I am writing one right now! SO fuck you!

EDIT: Actually, no I'm not as I have just seen the time. My research for the day is complete though. So I shall sit down to write it as soon as I get home!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:33, archived)
# rubbish insult
you should have stabbed her in the face. proper British culture that is.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:31, archived)
# We had a knife amnesty bin on my road about six months ago
I'm not say knive weilders are stupid but when I walked past when they were emptying it most of them were craving knives.
I seems to me the more convenient way of disposing of them would have to been to put them back in the sodding kitchen!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:40, archived)
# craving knives, are those the ones that really really want to stab somebody?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Well there is another option
There are many, many restaurants round here. It is entirely possible that the local chefs got the wrong idea.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:45, archived)
# what green stuff exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Bread
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:34, archived)
# We've been eating maggoty bread for three days...
...Yeah...Why can't we have some meats?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:38, archived)
# heh
what if she had been black?
(Mr Chicken, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Obviously I would have said, 'Don't you go like dissing my blud girl. You gettin me?'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:38, archived)
# "hey buddy, you wanna hold off on the curse words there?"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:35, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-Iz7-8W9Ro
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:14, archived)
# autologin !
is there nothing it can't do?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# I don't think it can post new images.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# nothing is new
Edcit: at this poitn i would like to extol the viortues od screw top wine : CONVEBIENCE!
EDIRT: edit: it is now 01:09 in australaia and some of the locals are fucked up and some arnt - your mission should yoiu choose to accdept it is..............................................................................
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Have you got a cold?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Are you nissed as a pewt?
how're doggies?:)

I find that the best excuse for nonimage postings.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:16, archived)
# It cannot facilitate manual logging in
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:11, archived)
# doughhhtnuts!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:11, archived)
# jammy ones, or ones with holes in?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:12, archived)
# icing *
* not thart fucking amercin frosting either
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:13, archived)
# and not the ones that seem to think that dough is a two letter word!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:21, archived)
# You might not believe this little fellah...but it'll cure your asthma too.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:14, archived)
# This is a lie!
I have autologin and I still have asthma!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Is that a real poncho or a Sear's poncho?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Who you jiving with that cosmic debris?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:20, archived)
# On that note, I'll slip this in


Something my daughter pointed out at the weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Benefit fraudster?

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:25, archived)
# yer maw!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Nice drunken posting, there.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:55, archived)
# ...Screw you guys..................I'm going home...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Is it coz we called you Stumpy?
Nice work atomic
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Because of this...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Poor bastard
So he's off home to get the gun?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:09, archived)
# 'I'll be Bach'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:15, archived)
# He's just gone Chopin.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:22, archived)
# He's getting some Brahms to sweep up.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:28, archived)
# He's taking Debussey into town.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Noooos! He's shrinking:p
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# I know that feeling, it's strange
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# That's cold weather for ya:p
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:16, archived)
# 'melting'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:12, archived)
# its like a postcard come to life, nice
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# 'Greetings from East Bumfreeze'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:16, archived)
# hes been bullied!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Ha ha.... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:18, archived)
# pffffft
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:33, archived)
# this would also work with sasha grey
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:36, archived)
# *ahem*...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:41, archived)
[challenge entry]

(plastic_bricks needs to get out more, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Haha. Reminds me of The Thick of It this weekend.
"Malcolm do you know.... the best way to fix a paper jam?"

"No, I don't know - Kill a kid an hour until it sorts itself out?"
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Arf!
This series has been fucking ace so far! Best yet IMO.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:53, archived)
# ^this all over^
Jeseus H Fucking Corbett is my favourtie new phrase
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha! Yeah!
Have you seen In the Loop yet? I thought it was fucking win!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Yeah, absolutely fantastic
Great to see david rasche in it. I used to love Sledge Hammer
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Aye, James Gandolfini was fucking ace in it I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:02, archived)
# I loved In the Loop, but I don't think it was as good as The Thick of It.
There were some great lines - SHUT THE FUCK UP, LOVE ACTUALLY springs to mind, but I thought it fell slightly in the sections set in America. That said, still fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:59, archived)
# I dunno.
It was very different, yet the same I thought. American parliament works in a very different way to ours, so it was always gonna be a stretch, but I think they pulled it off excellently.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:03, archived)
# I read somewhere that Armando Iannucci used his BBC pass to get into the various US government buildings, have a look around and take notes for the set design.
Sneaky.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Really?
I thought it was all filmed on location in Washington?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:16, archived)
# You, The White Stripes , fuck off.
Um, there's only two people in the White Stripes
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Haha. "I'm fucking all ears, I'm fucking Andrew Marr here"
It's fantastic, really artisitic swearing.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:58, archived)
# "It's a fucking newspaper office, not a sanatorium for the fucking deaf!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Ha, "With a face like Dot Cotton licking piss off a nettle"
I could go on all day. One of the best comedies for many years.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Arf!
I JUST FOUND OUT A REALLY COOL FACT!

The bloke who played Michael in I'm Alan Partridge does the voice of Aleksandr in the comparethemeerkat.com adverts! TRUEFAX!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Simon Greenall?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:53, archived)
# I like him
he's one of those comedy actors that appears in loads of things.

He was great in World of Pub
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:54, archived)
# I don't think I ever saw World of Pub.
But yes, he is terribly funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:55, archived)
# you should. It's excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:57, archived)
# No*
*ok
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:03, archived)
# You never had a cup o'beans?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:54, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:57, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:57, archived)
# also:
the announcements on Croydon Tramlink are done by Nicholas Owen the newsreader blokey.

I learnt that the other day. It's probably not very interesting though.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:23, archived)
# That is actually quite interesting!
Good Bollock!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Very sorry to TJ
but there is a slight change of plan to the Manchester bash on Friday, anyone who is attending or thinking about it please see thread: www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/20749#post21282

(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:56, archived)
# \o/ Crown and Anchor!
Gaz'd.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)
# WARNING: FUNNIEST MAN EVAR!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:19, archived)
# floppy cunt

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:20, archived)
# or foppy cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:45, archived)
# just
CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:14, archived)
# but you can!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:17, archived)
# maybe I can
but he CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:18, archived)
# I loath that man and his complete lack of funniness.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:22, archived)
# this
he's about as funny as Omid Djalili.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:24, archived)
# So he'll be getting his own show then
Maybe on BBC3.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:25, archived)
# he's iranian you know
if you don't find him funny you're a racist and a warmonger
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:25, archived)
# You say that like it's a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:27, archived)
# He was born in London
What a fake!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:27, archived)
# racist.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:27, archived)
# warmonger
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:28, archived)
# i'll mong all the fucking war i like

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:30, archived)
# seconded!
The BBC seem to be specialising in finding the least funny people ever and telling everyone they are funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Indeed this.
I'm thinking of applying.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Russell howrd's show was quite good
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:28, archived)
# No it wasn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:28, archived)
# ooh internet opinions?
i didnt see it
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Do you know,
I sat down to watch it on iPlayer the other day, really not expecting much at all. Too much of him does my nut in. BUt I actually rather enjoyed it. It was like an extended opening sequence of HIGNFY :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:30, archived)
# The only bit I didn't like was the Mystery Guest bit
pointless... and some of the family Guy-style asides were a bit annoying
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Aye,
that was stupid. Also, this whole non-sequitur thing that everyone does in comedy now just annoys me. Apart from Seth McFarlane, who has been doing it long enough to pull it off.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:34, archived)
#
Sadly his show is on BBC3 where they specialise in making things shit
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Like i said the other day
it's hard to believe that Monkey Dust started out on BBC3.

If that was made now, it would be on BBC4 at 2 in the morning with no promotion whatsoever
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Monkey Dust ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:34, archived)
# now tell me what really happened Clive.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Ivan dobsky
Was a classic
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:43, archived)
# I never done it!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:44, archived)
# haha
especially when he met the Canal Murderer

I ahnly said I dahn it, cos I dahn it.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:48, archived)
# I only said I done it
So that I could stop eating my own poo
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Really?
I wasn't digging it that much, maybe i just cuaght two bad episodes of it. I was suprised aswell as Richard herring is involved in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Its just a cross between Ponderland and TV burp
and not half as funny as either
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:38, archived)
# But with the added benefit of not
having to watch Russel Brand.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Is it surprising?
They put people like Frankie Boyle on shows and they get complaints, then further complaints when the first complaints are found to be wrong. At least if they put shit comedians on TV they won't be riling up the fucktards who don't get the difference between jokes and being offensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:29, archived)
# I find this post thoroughly offensive
where do I complian?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Then how do you explain Jimmy Carr?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:33, archived)
# i saw jimmy carr on gray's inn road the other day
he even walks like a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Apparently drives like one too.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:36, archived)
# The exception that proves the rule?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:35, archived)
# His shows are all on Channel 4.
As a result, they don't get anywhere near as many complaints as BBC Shows that offend. This is due to mongfaced titminges like The Daily Mail who believe that the BBC should merely be News, Sport and Songs of Praise.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:38, archived)
# NOTHING can explain Jimmy carr
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:39, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:44, archived)
# that's disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:47, archived)
# School of Comedy
is that some kind of sick joke?
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:55, archived)
# I liked him
til he got his own show, and I realised he's only got 1 hour of material that he repeats everytime he's on the telly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:27, archived)
# I actually got tickets for Live at the Apollo the other day
and decided not to go because they don't tell you who your are seeing! I honestly couldn't sit through 3 hours of Henry or McIntyre. So i didn't go.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:29, archived)
# It'll probably be Joan Rivers
she seems to be on it every other week (on dave, anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:30, archived)
# So litte Britian all over again then?
/controversial
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:35, archived)
# TOTALLY THIS^^^^^
See also The Mighty Boosh.

*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Yeah, but Boosh was always shit
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:40, archived)
# negative
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:43, archived)
# I like it
The best thing they did was "The New Sound" in Series two. I'll allow criticism of everything else ;)
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:46, archived)
# He has a really annoying verbal tick/gimmick
where he raises his voice up to squeaky pitch at the end of a sentence. It's ok the first few times but I find myself hating him after about 20 minutes of it.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:23, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmQufL5SX5w
(__, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:26, archived)
# hahaha
this is great
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:30, archived)
# ha ha I hadn't seen that
but it's about spot on.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:33, archived)
# This video is not available in your country due to copyright restrictions.
Gawl darnit, Amurka built the internet, I wanna see that video
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:38, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha!
Legend
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:41, archived)
# MICHAEL
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:43, archived)
# haha
yes that was ace
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:43, archived)
# His dad used to write for Kenny Everett or summint like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:23, archived)
# someone should tell him it's the audience that's meant to laugh at the jokes,
and not the comedian
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:24, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Personally, I think he is funny
but he is extremely irritating as well.

I reserve my -what-a-cunt-hatred for Russell "The Cunt" Brand.

As least McIntyre knows how to dress himself

AND he apparently is going to make £10 million this year... can't be bad
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:26, archived)
# This^^^^
At least he actually tells jokes that are amusing, rather than just trying to be weird for the sake of being weird á la Noel Fielding and the like.

£10 Million? Fucking hell! I had no idea comedians could make that much money! Well, apart from the "greats" like Eddie Murphy and Richard Pryor.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Oh, but Noel Fielding is ace, though
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Meh.
I've seen his stand up a couple of times. It never made me laugh. It all just seemed to be being kooky for the sake of it. Oooh! Fluorescent Madagascan Ant Rocket! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Like him on Buzzcocks
hate Boosh though... I'm clearly too old
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:42, archived)
# New series has been pretty good
It's less question driven and more 'see where it goes'.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:50, archived)
# haha this for me
I find him funny but can see why others are annoyed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Totally agree
He makes me laugh while wanting to strangle him There's probably an internet porn site about that.
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:30, archived)
# I quite like him
There, I've said it.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:37, archived)
# I find he fucking hillarious
There's somthing joyous about his stuff which is a rare thing. British stand up tends to fall into two categories these days.
Those who just stand there slagging people off and BIll Bailey.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Bailey is my favourite surreal one. I used to like Eddie Izzard. Noel Fielding's stuff is never particularly clever and it annoys me that most girls I know like him mainly for his looks.
I like the grumpy ones who complain about everything including themselves. David Mitchel, Charlie Brooker, Stuart Lee particularly.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:58, archived)
# he isn't that bad tbh
but I can't stand the way he is advertised as the funniest man ever.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:40, archived)
# I think Russell Howard is my fave atm
I'm a bit disappointed with the new show though but it's OK I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:44, archived)
# after seeing him live I went off him.
Far too much material about his family and when he was 8 etc

same for Jimmy Carr and Frankie Boyle - extremely offensive jokes for cheap laughs. That's what I come to b3ta for, and that's free.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Dara Ó Briain is a genious though
as is Dylon Moran.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:49, archived)
# yes to Dara
and not seen Dylan Moran live yet though.

Unfortunately I have seen Ross Noble - what a tedious cunt he is
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Matter of taste I suppose.
With Dylon put anything you've seen him in down as mediocre, no not him, his stand up is second to none!
I beleive one critic put him on par with Spike Millian.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:55, archived)
# its the obviously scripted 'randomness' that annoys me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:56, archived)
# This is it's not!
I've got most of his DVDs. They come in boxsets with a one camera shot of his other gigs for all the tour. 60% of the act is different each time.

Funnily enough Dara was orginally a gameshow host. You have to feel sorry for the bastard though. He looks midforties and he's only 37!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:01, archived)
# I think Griffy was talking about Ross Noble :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
# So was I
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Ah ok.
At ease soldier :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:23, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:37, archived)
# I'm going to throw in a vote for Dara o brian
Also Stewart Lee and richard herring!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:52, archived)
# *canned laughter*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:55, archived)
# TV safe horse shite
and also these
(waxdart hello., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:54, archived)
# You sir, are correct
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Jim Jeffries could be the funniest man alive
Discuss!
(wallnut, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Evan Davis is hungry and wants his wirms NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:11, archived)
# and he STILL can't stare them in the eye
I was wondering if the DD crew should build a false front onto the camera, so he thinks he's looking at it, but is in fact looking juuuust to the side, thereby actually looking at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
He's come a long way since those Sprite Adverts.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJ_sTVJx6To
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:17, archived)
# ha ha
The one of that series set in the Kebab shop was brilliant! (can't find it on yutube)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:25, archived)
# I liked the one who fell out of the vending machine.
That one is also not on youtube :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:29, archived)
# my precioussssss
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Roger Roger...

Edit: Inspired by the marvellous Mr. Tribs
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Excellent! I geniunely think this would be a good idea!
Hello B3ta, I've been away for a while and now I'm back, how is everyone? what did i miss?
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:00, archived)
# I didn't miss it, they had them where i was too....
I just chose to have no part of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil.
And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:00, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:03, archived)
# /ac
;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:13, archived)
# What you meant to say was,
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:18, archived)
# I like Sheldon
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:20, archived)
# As do I :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:24, archived)
# loads of stuff about the BNP
cocks
"I fucking LOVE this stick" bandwagon
cheese
biscuits

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Was this on here or the BBC?
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:04, archived)
# sometimes I can't tell the difference
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:13, archived)
# barbarossa did the most tremendous fart last week.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:10, archived)
# watcha Si!
you missed all the best stuff that the internet's finest purile digital arts communioty has to offer
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:10, archived)
# hey dude!
I assumed I would miss some top stuff, but I've been doing some crazy things that i'm trying to get my head round still!

you guys coming to the London Christmas drink?
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:15, archived)
# I won't be...
I went a last year and the /talkers were extremely rude, and not like the fluffy boarders who keep me warm and toasty and welcome people
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:29, archived)
# hahhahahahaha! That's marvelous!
I demand they send/deliver parcels by speederbike, too!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:02, archived)
# they call him MISTER Tribs!
slight tj: who would like to tell me, in idiot-proof terms, about positioning overlapping DIVs with z-index?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:03, archived)
# have you turned it off and back on again?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:04, archived)
# What do you need to know?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:04, archived)
# I want to stack some transparent PNGs on top of each other
(actually I'm not sure I have to put them all in DIVs)

like this:


where there are three DIV layers (the middle one contains 3 images)

it's the top one I want to stick on top - but I can;t seem to float it properly
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:11, archived)
# did you put the flarble up the glarp beforehand?
you also need to do this in fbbel mode
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:15, archived)
# You do it with absolute positioning, and then the higher numbered z-indexes are above the lower numbered ones
I'd use DIVs, for sure...

umm let me dig out an example and I'll gaz it to you

EDIT: Actually, do what Gravytrain says instead...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:16, archived)
#
you should only have an issue with z-indexes if you're floating something over a flash movie or a form element
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:23, archived)
#
div - middle layer div
   div - position relative, float right (otherwise empty)
      div - position absolute, contains whatever you want in the top layer
      slashdiv
   slashdiv
slashdiv

by using an empty relative-positioned div as a wrapper for an absolute-positioned div you can put it wherever you like. use "top" and "left" css on the absolute-positioned div to move it around more if you want to
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:17, archived)
# ta
I'm getting there slowly - I think I explained it as being simpler than it actually is
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:43, archived)
# You have to ensure your x-axis is parallel and coefficient with the plural index
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Just take the FFT and do everything you need in fouirer space.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Nuke it from orbit
it's the only way to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Thurst the klonking glave in the pootigage and then rotate the fluncking shine from the glorble to stetinate the snurgererger.
Then fuck it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:22, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Aceness!!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:07, archived)
# If they could pick up the bins too
I'd be more than behind this idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:10, archived)
# of course!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:10, archived)
# top!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:16, archived)
# hehehe
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Dropping white envelopes in the snow...
...good idea, Darth!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:58, archived)
[challenge entry] HaHa, I prefer to use the...

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Well I'm clicking this!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:10, archived)
# "These are not the letters you're looking for"
cheers Barbs
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:15, archived)
# I'm clicking too
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Brilliant!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:13, archived)
# hehe, ta
Chewie's seatbelt comes with 10 packs of fags attached!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Da da, da da, da da ....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:29, archived)
# mmmm... chomps
curly wurly without the holes
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:30, archived)
# nom, nom. Delays, nom, nom - strike.
(waxdart hello., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Signal failure
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:35, archived)
# They could do with a bigger boat......
Maybe a double decker would suffice?
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:40, archived)
# I put the Jaws music on my Halloween party cd
I had to leave the room when it played - EEEP!
And wooyays to this :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Was it a good party?
Are you well?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:43, archived)
# It was greatilicious thank you
Though I have the shakes today. You good?
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:46, archived)
# You have the shakes? It must be party music withdrawal o_O
I am quite good, I saw chinchillas yesterday, they were fluffy. I have a split lip and new clothes and my new hat order was accepted last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I drank too many Rickstasy's :(
I must have been drunk all of yesterday. Nevermind.
CHINCHILLAS! Yes. Split lip? Oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:54, archived)
# It's like an alcoholic banana split!
Not to worry, I'm applying nivea lip balm. It smells like white chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:59, archived)
# damn it, now I need chocolate.
heheh, Woo, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Yes! Awesome :D


Edit: Also Chomps are marvellous, superb things :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:10, archived)
# is he from Hull?
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Co-mmun-i-cate....
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:03, archived)
# pfff
lovely flat cap he's got there
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Hahaha! Best one yet :D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Haha, ya nutter
"TELL ME WHERE THE DOCTOR LIVES!, I HAVE A SPECIAL DELIVERY"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Aww, yeahhh.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Thank you!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Ooh ta!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Ha ha
so the mutant offspring has finally been born
:
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:26, archived)
# arf
(radial head fracture, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:49, archived)
# This will work!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Nice
And quite similar to the one I posted some time ago.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 2:27, archived)
[challenge entry] ...


prolly bindun
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Now what I am about to say is 100% true (as my dad told me)
Snails routinely get into postboxes, where they promtply tuck into and munch the glue'y part of envelopes. The used to do the same to the lick and stick stamps, but since they have mostly been replaced with the plastic sticker-type ones this has stopped
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:07, archived)
# that may go some way to explain the slug I found in my brio set last christmas


actually it doesnt explain that at all :(
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:11, archived)
# ha ha that is ace
plus that is one well spotty slug!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:12, archived)
# those barriers clearly need redesigning
they afford little protection to the average wooden motorist when traversing a level crossing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Not to mention
normally the barrier is there to stop the CAR getting onto the tracks than keeping the train off the road! /boggle
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:00, archived)
# my dad told me once
that as a kid, he'd found some snails he couldn't identify, so he posted them all to the Natural History Museum in an envelope, whereupon they promptly ate the contents of the letterbox he'd posted them in

I found out later that all dads did this when they were kids, and if they didn't, they knew someone who did - in fact, everyone knows someone who did this - how strange. It's almost like someone had made it up or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Nah. It's just your dad's a completely untrustworthy liar.
My dad's a biologist, so the one about sheep that live on hills having shorter legs on one side meaning that they can only go 'round the hill one way and when they get to the top roll to the bottom again is absolutely true.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:14, archived)
# That's daft
It's Haggis that have that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Halloween Photo: Special Edition

(Click for bigger.)

Click for (non-shopped) gratuitous cheesecake by way of apology for nerdiness of above image, and for my wife's virginal white robes.
(My astromech brings all the girls to the yard.)
(Larry_Mudd, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 11:44, archived)
# 0_0
...ahem, I like how in room full of ladies in skimpy-skirtage, you designed a costume that requires you to remain at floor level for full effect ;)
Top work all round btw!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Good effort fella
Me and the missus did Han and Leia last year for fancy dress.

I can't get a photo right now though
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 11:47, archived)
# I bet you looked great with your tits taped down
edit: also, I went as Princess Leia to a fancy dress party once



my gf went as Jaws (the shark, not Jaws out of James Bond)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 11:49, archived)
# :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Haha top stuff
me on the left here
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 11:53, archived)
# haha - Bendertastic
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Spectacular.
I'm sure that drew lots of comments about your nice buns.
(Larry_Mudd, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 11:54, archived)
# I got lots more attention than I was prepared for :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 11:55, archived)
# hahahahaha... fucking hell!
*confused emotions*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:13, archived)
# ha
I have to point out that I had to use my own lipstick - my gf doesn't have any that tarty
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:16, archived)
# My Halloween Ackbar effort

(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:30, archived)
# You put on a white jumper?
(waxdart hello., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Its very slightly beige,
very much the colour of the moment fashion fans.
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:35, archived)
# But they aren't particularly scary.
Why are they appropriate halloween costumes? I don't understand.

A made-up holiday has been bastardised further. I bet by the Americans.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 11:50, archived)
# I dunno...
Something a bit bone-chilling about a 40-year-old man dressed as a droid, isn't there?
(Larry_Mudd, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Yeah actually, fair enough.
Also this is a totally unrelated but amazing quote:


I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book’s autograph. I am
a proud non-reader of books. I like to get information from doing stuff
like actually talking to people and living real life.
—Kanye West, promoting his book “Thank You and You’re Welcome.”
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Hahaha
Private Eye?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 11:59, archived)
# *rolls eyes*

Oh yes, Kanye: because it's either/or, isn't it.People who read books never do stuff, talk to people, or live real lives.
*sigh*
It's a false syllogism. But you wouldn't know that unless you had a logician in your posse, or read a book or two!

I believe Kanye's approach can 'work' for rich & powerful geniuses. They just say to a lackey "get me a logician in my posse, stat!". There's some quote from a UK PM (Wilson?) along the lines that books are a waste of time, as he preferred to "just have a 30-minute conversation with the person who wrote it".
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:00, archived)
# :D
I made quite a terrifying Myra Hindley.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 11:53, archived)
# TERRIFYING!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:03, archived)

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