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# Is it late enough for how my mind works yet?


EDIT: apologies, my web hosting appears to have spontaneously died.

EDIT: aha! It's back again!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:59, archived)
# This really makes no sense to me at all.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:59, archived)
# I think you have to be as mad as I am
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 22:00, archived)
# LOL!
xXxI'm crazy randomxXxLOL!

;)
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 22:01, archived)
# RIS?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 22:00, archived)
# RIS ???
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Yeah
but how does it look as a moustache?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 22:01, archived)
# You tell us oh
Connoiseur of the Coiffure!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 22:01, archived)
# I'm still trying to figure out what it is as its self
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 22:02, archived)
# quite good, actually.

(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Jesus Christ
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Beautiful glyphs but I've no idea
how to make rude words with them :D
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 22:05, archived)
# I find this very interesting
it reminds of one time in my youth when I could write in both Tengwar and Angerthas
*dons geek hat* :|
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 22:08, archived)
# ah, tengwar is quite clever.
I found out about that after I came up with this one:
www.b3ta.com/board/9763038

Never heard of Angerthas.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 22:12, archived)
# both are Tolkien's creation
Tengwar are the curly ones (like on The Ring), while Angerthas (or Cirth) are runes similar to the celtic ones
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Now I know what they are I concur,
you are a geek :D
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 22:16, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 22:18, archived)
# I love Tolkien's languages
my World of Warcraft character was called Celebavari - which is Elvish for Silver Elf and yes I am a geek :D
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 22:20, archived)
# *secret handshake*
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 22:22, archived)
# "silver dark elf", surely?
and i wouldn't swear that you've not just mangled together quenya (avari) and sindarin (celeb).

/fuck me i'm a fucking geek blog
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 22:44, archived)
# OMG, you killed Glastonbridge!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 22:19, archived)
# :(
it was only 78k.

I don't know what's up, it's pinging ok, can't ftp either.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 22:22, archived)
# I bet it's just having a laugh at your expense.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Quick!
Put 50p in the meter.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 22:22, archived)
# .
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Zapf-dingstache
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:54, archived)
# LOL! WTF?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Ooooh
matron!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:54, archived)
# sorry to TJ but I took this piccy earlier
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Hehehe
Bespoke "furniture"
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 22:00, archived)
# *edit* if I ever need a toilet cubical I know who I'm calling
do you need a partition wall with a hole ... Who you gonna call
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 22:01, archived)
# I snapped that a while back


which was funny, because shortly before I had watched this...

www.rawmeat.com/link.php?id=12711
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 22:04, archived)
# they have all kinds of sofas
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 22:05, archived)
# That was my pub quiz team name.
Well, sort of. We called ourselves Sofa Kingdom. When we won and our name was announced over the loudspeakers, the team on the next table (who had marked our paper) all groaned - until it was said out loud, they thought we were all workmates from a furniture store.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 22:41, archived)
# My new favourite quiz team name is;
Quiz on my Face.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 22:44, archived)
# We used to be
Norfolk and Chance. But when we started winning, that name seemed a little redundant.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 22:50, archived)
# We have these guys coming around the estate at work quite often
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 22:40, archived)
# lol - I introduce to you Lemony and his amazing beard
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 22:02, archived)
# for twisted omentum

might do some more later :D

edit: dont search for twisted omentum on google if you have a weak stomach, insanely grossssss
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Me likey
Have a click
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:38, archived)
# These are all ace.



(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:44, archived)
# cheers
:))))
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Ha, yeah.
He's had one apparently, hence the username :D
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#
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# now _that's_ magic
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Haha nicely done.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:24, archived)
# That's how to get a head in the world of magic
Good stuff.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:24, archived)
# goooood 1
:D
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Hahahaha!




(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:27, archived)
# crazy magic
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:33, archived)
# jesus H christ!
I wasn't expecting it to animate :)
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 23:33, archived)
# {}
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:41, archived)
# I like that ...
... a lot ...
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:22, archived)
# I've been playing again
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:15, archived)
# eek!
this looks scary and eery.

woo though.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:18, archived)
# That's awesome.
It's a bit "Dali" ish too...
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:29, archived)
# that is fucking cool
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 22:57, archived)
# !
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:03, archived)
# luvvly jubbly!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Crikey, face like a pig's Trotter
TJ : Anyone drink Brewdog beer? They're doing a share selloff.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Hey Financial Tribs,
what does that mean to us mere mortals?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:11, archived)
# You give them some money
They give you shares in their company. And 20% off their beer.

www.equityforpunks.com/
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Cor, nicely.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Dude,
I totally heard you were gonna beat me up!

I apologise, I was doing my advanced swearing course with Malcolm Tucker.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:13, archived)
# he makes a noise like
ggooorgerbobleberborororobolly
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:08, archived)
# I agree
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:08, archived)
# hahaha good grief!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:08, archived)
# MANGE TOUT!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:09, archived)
# i have to do a best man speech,
to a 30% french audience... planning to use that as my greeting to them...
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Uh-oh :)
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Make sure to say that you went wine tasting with the groom,
and it wasn't the first time you've seen him with a semillon. The French will totally get that!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:59, archived)
# :DD
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:10, archived)
# It's a bap
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:38, archived)
# :D

(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:40, archived)
# IT'S A TARP!


Maybe
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:57, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Hahahhah
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:02, archived)
# That's a nice sized carp
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:40, archived)
# I love this.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 23:22, archived)
# mmm...
...kebab meat in a roll.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:40, archived)
# no thanks, I've3 just eat
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:43, archived)
# you've eaten 3 already?
you greedy bast. i hope you had salad on them.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:45, archived)
# buuuuuurrrrrrrp
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:47, archived)
#
roll
naan bread
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Like this?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:11, archived)
# needs moar chips
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Chips were in a seperate container :D
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:25, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Wow!
You did the impossible - make Yoda even more kickass!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:00, archived)
# See this is why you don't cross the streams.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:05, archived)
#
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# Canal Bhaji.



***NOW WITH ADDED REFLECTION***
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Vampire Bhaji!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:20, archived)
# this
come on lazy pants - 'shop in a reflection

ps - if Jpeg's around - can you hop online on the old windows messenger please?

ta
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Sorted

(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:08, archived)
# needs more onions
:-)
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:22, archived)
# here you go

onion bargee
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Has anyone here had problems loading B3tards hosted pictures?
For the past week or so they take an age to load, if at all.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:38, archived)
# on and off, yes.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:57, archived)
# did you catch upwith that artist pot?? :-)
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Hahaha, wut?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Aceness




(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:42, archived)
# OH MY FUCK YES
 
PEW PEW PEW
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:46, archived)
# a little late, but I wasn't going to wait until next year to post it

(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Stunning!
Is it drawn on a pad, then done up later?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:04, archived)
# sorry, missed the question, yes, pencil sketch
biro, coloured in Paint Shop Pro X
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Great stuff
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:42, archived)
# He's not going to feel too good in the morning though :(
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 23:03, archived)
# haha
amazing :D

edit: graffiti like this would be more interesting :D
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:05, archived)
# you too !
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
Happy Halloween to you too!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:11, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:13, archived)
# love this
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Raaar!
bad kitty!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:23, archived)
# she woz hungry
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:26, archived)
# ahhhhahhh fantastic
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:26, archived)
# yeh!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:28, archived)
# yeah!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:54, archived)
# AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:17, archived)
# hahahah
vampire kitty!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Cor, top shinage on the intestines.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Where's whoop? I'm going to beat him up for making me draw this wizard costume repeatedly over 30 bloody times.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Marvelous as ever sir!


(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:14, archived)
# :DDD
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Yay!
I didn't have a single toot on my door bell on the day; I got the little shits loads of fresh fruit as well just to glee at their pained and agonised disappointed expressions when said treat was offered, not even my next door neighbours either side, I guess they have learnt from last year even at their tender years

'Nah Mum, his treat's are a bit shit like'






(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:15, archived)
# I spent a fortune on pimentos!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Pie flavoured mentos?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:21, archived)
# I'm still eating leftover sweets :)
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:28, archived)
# I might try and out think them next year ;)
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Always with the willys, HT. Draw a phallusaurus, please.
:)
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Bindun
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Here you go!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:21, archived)
# hahahaha!!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Hahahaha
That's pretty funny.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:43, archived)
# gruesome
you rock,

you know this?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:18, archived)
# That took a lot of guts to make
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:28, archived)
# hahaha
splendid, it's like my halloween costume, apart from i covered my cock as not to offend the inlaws.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:29, archived)
# :D
evening chap, how's things?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:32, archived)
# not bad, invoicing here and there
just needing to build client base to make it a full time venture.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Soup herb!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:45, archived)
# sorry for thread attack

for 2can chunder
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:57, archived)
# no apology required
he'll love it!!

do one for me pleeeeaaase
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:58, archived)
# *GLEES!*
That is fucking awesome.
Much better than my effort

Can I use it in my profile please?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:00, archived)
# :D of course
its yours
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Thank you!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Hahaha
I needed a laugh, cheers
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Grrrr
DON'T LAUGH, THIS REALLY HAPPENED!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:09, archived)
# do you have a honda accord?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:17, archived)
# No, why do you ask?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:25, archived)
# FOR GREAT JUSTICE
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:26, archived)
# How are you Rap Inuit?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:29, archived)
# oh you know
puffin blunts, bustin rhymes in my mother fucking igloo and shit
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Keep it real
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:38, archived)
# word 2 yo mukluks
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Ooh, I kind of want one now.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Those girls don't seem exactly proud of that fact
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:17, archived)
# They are just depressed having realised that nothing in their lives will ever be as good as their sex with me.
Poor things.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:24, archived)
# fuck, is that guy for real?
that is steroids too far.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:42, archived)
# I don't get these.
Who are you?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Do me!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:08, archived)
# *drops trousers*
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:09, archived)
# I particularly like the chundering toucan
:)
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:15, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Oooh, that is lovely!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:16, archived)
# vampire duck?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Coo -ee Duckyboo's!!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:23, archived)
# cool :D
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:21, archived)
# WOO!
these are splendid, do you frequent train yards?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Can't just be me that can't see how people just don't know this.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Do you need cash quickly?
Then don't bother posting your gold to us - god knows how long it will be before we receive it.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:56, archived)
# HOLY SHIT
What about these purple ones with the picture of a posh bint on 'em?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:57, archived)
# WONGA.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Haha.
Nicely.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely done. I fucking hate those adverts.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:08, archived)
# for happytoast

(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:14, archived)
# these are getting more and more...abstract?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:17, archived)
# wonderful
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Oi!
Are you sending me that bleedin' file, or what?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:51, archived)
# blimey, much obliged
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Is it art or vandalism?
Have some source images with much potential.

cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Microgalleries/mugshots/?&pic=1 and the one after it...
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:38, archived)
# haha
next they'll bring back the Stocks so people can throw rotten fruit and veg or bricks and knives if you live in Sheffield.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:43, archived)
# ...at striking bus drivers.....



(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Hey we're the good guys
it's the company you want to be throwing stuff at - they're the one who stick the fares up and they use strikes as an excuse when they really don't have to do anything of the sort.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Only joshing with you miss.


(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:15, archived)
# my missus got a bus in sheffield the other day
since we had the car nicked, she had to to a 10 min each way trip - took three hours, and cost over fiver. and i though that public transport in london was pricey in my youth there!!

;)
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:30, archived)
# I can't believe 2 10-mins trip could possibly cost £5
the maximum fare in Sheffield is £2.50 and that's for a journey that takes over an hour 1 way.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:45, archived)
# wowowowow slow down....
I'm in sheffield... i dont want knives and fruit thrown at me :(
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:03, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:38, archived)
# I have a total lack of art skills, but I made you this anyway
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Is Vodkafiend going to jail D:
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Huh?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:46, archived)
# That's his name.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Oh, right, duh, I'm an idiot, sorry!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:52, archived)
# i never got around to doing a QOS bandwagon effort, so here...
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:05, archived)
# This makes NO SENSE
Approved!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:06, archived)
# \Hahahahhaha what???
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Silly Bond, snorkel does not work underwater.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Ha :)
But what's this got to do with Question of Sport?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:15, archived)
# :-D

worst superpower ever
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:28, archived)
# the man with the golden bun
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 22:26, archived)
# 'Raiders of the Lost Arse'

Or 'Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poo'
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Oh fuck!
:D
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 18:58, archived)
# OH MY GAHHHH!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Cheers for reminding me,
I had one of those last month.

No Indiana was found, thankfully!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:01, archived)
# For fun, profit, irrigation or checkup?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Check-up
and definitely not fun.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:04, archived)
# You're welcome.
And congratulations on not having bowel Indianas.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:06, archived)
# External colons, all the rage
Indiana Jones and the Last Poo-sade?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Sade is not poo
She has a lovely voice.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:05, archived)
# I can't think of one for the Crystal Skull. Is their no end to that film's rubbishness?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Crystal s-cul-de-sac?
Indiana Jones and the Colorectal Full?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:18, archived)
# "Colonics, I hate Colonics!!"
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:09, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
*click*
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:05, archived)
# The Kingdom of the Crystal Stool?
This is fucking excellent! :D
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:26, archived)
# spamtastic
to te fp
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:40, archived)
# ~
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 18:39, archived)
# SAADDDAAAAMM'SS ALLLIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVEEE!
/Brian Blessed
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Creepy floating eyes.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Dr Shipman?




(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 18:55, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:01, archived)
# CHE!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:02, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Ahahaha, I waited for this to animate before I noticed.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Noticed what?
Shopped only please Mr Meth ;)
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Oh Rowan!
You sexy thing you!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Whoop, I have a serious question for you.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 18:01, archived)
# When a mummy and a daddy love eachother very much....
is that the answer you were looking for?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Yes Mu.
Go ahead....
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Ok, this is very important.
Wizard outfit or no wizard outfit?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Hmmmm.
It depends. If you want to be a Roy Wood impersonator professionally, a Wizzard outfit is imperative.

If you don't, you'll just look silly!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 18:21, archived)
# This was not the definitive yes/no answer I was looking for.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 18:25, archived)
# YES!
Everyone wants to be Roy Wood don't they?

YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ddz-rRI16k
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Damn. Alright.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 18:26, archived)
# May I ask what for?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 18:28, archived)
# For Sundrop.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 18:30, archived)
# This is so good, if enough people saw it it would lead to world peace.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Will it be better when he's wearing a wizard outfit?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Dinosaurs in Wizard outfits sounds like a winner to me.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 18:39, archived)
# I don't care what he wears.
I just want to see more of his adventures. He's a sweetie and deserves lots of lovely things happening to him.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 18:41, archived)
# You probably won't want to know that the animation I'm doing involves...
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Oh noes!
Oh very noes! You are right, I don't want to know that. *covers ears with hands, sings LAAAA LA LAAAAA LALA LAAAA*
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Sundrop should most definitely be wearing
a wizards outfit! One made out of blue and with silver stars and moons on it!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 18:43, archived)
# soooo wonderful
*gleeees!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 18:51, archived)
# This is fantastic!
Has he got a rainbow neck tat?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Phwooooor
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Mmmmmmmm!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 18:21, archived)
# photoshop geekery
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:36, archived)
# IT'S A TRAP!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:37, archived)
# IT'S A TRAP!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Fine, no one else join in and make me look like a right numpty, I don't care.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:43, archived)
# AHA IT WAS A TRAP
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:44, archived)
# what does Trap do in Photoshop?
I can't afford the upgrades, my old copy doesn't have such things
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:38, archived)
# It catches fishmen!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:39, archived)
# ahhh, I can see why Adobe charge so fucking much for it then
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Aye, it is fucking powerful!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:40, archived)
# I think they need to charge so much because no fucker buys it.
Everyone "aquires" it.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:41, archived)
# *cough*
don't know what you mean
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:42, archived)
# But surely more people
wouldn't acquire it if they didn't charge £500 for it?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:43, archived)
# except me
because then I would be a hypocritic cnut to expect anyone to pay for the programs I help make. And certainly couldn't expect anyone like Nuts or Zoo to pay me for a picture I'd made using the software
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:43, archived)
# If I used it professionally I'd pay for it. But not for fucking about animating rainbow dinosaurs with.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:48, archived)
# I tried using it once.
I found it far too confusing. paint.net does everything I need for nowt.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Ps isn't that confusing. GIMP is worse I think.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:55, archived)
# can't you do that with a free package?
perhaps if the people who didn't need to use Photoshop didn't pirate it then the price would come down for those of us who do. :(
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:49, archived)
# I have GIMP.
But that's terrible for animation in my experience.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:51, archived)
# How so?
Surely you'd still have the same number of legitimate users.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:55, archived)
# oh yeah :D
I guess its just my own jealousy of people who haven't paid for it using a newer version than I can afford!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:58, archived)
# just an idea Toasty
get yourself a copy, make some pics - sell them and once you have made enough money, buy a licence.

:D
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:59, archived)
# I have a licensed copy of CS2
but I don't sell enough pics to afford the upgrade
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 18:01, archived)
# My copy of CS2 has a trap option.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 18:01, archived)
# oh, now I've got to start it up
and I was happy working in Paint Shop Pro!

*edit - So it does, I guess because I never use CMYK its always been greyed out and my eyes have ignored it :D
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 18:02, archived)
# :( sorry toasty.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 18:03, archived)
# see - you are better off already!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 18:05, archived)
# In my opinion, CS2 is the best one anyway.
But maybe that's just because I'm used to it.
I used CS3 for a while but didn't like it and I liked CS4 even less.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 18:09, archived)
# I don't know what any of those menu options are
I still use Notepad
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:39, archived)
# I have no idea
I haven't managed to get it to do anything yet
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:39, archived)
# A trap is an overlap that prevents gaps appearing in the printed image (white bits)
basically a registration tool
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:44, archived)
# so what you'r saying is
ITS A TRAP
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:45, archived)
# ah, like a bleed tool
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:46, archived)
# yea kinda :)
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:47, archived)
# You looked at the help section too?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:48, archived)
# I've used photoshop for over 7 years, you pick up a thing or 2

never use it, but I know what it does..kinda
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Right, if we are going to do print-based humour
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:39, archived)
# What about text alignment jokes?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:40, archived)
# >:(
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:45, archived)
# heh >.<
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Oh hell
*claps*
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Oh, I thought this was a 3D image joke.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Nope it's a pun based on the method of overlapping colours in plate printing
But that's not important right now.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 18:05, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:59, archived)
# So, what first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?


Original HERE
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Ha!
Ripe for a blaaaarbing by Dave the Hat!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:15, archived)
# There's something very wrong with this couple
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:16, archived)
# I know!
There is no way she is only 51!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:17, archived)
# To the lovely Miss McGee's credit...
...I often meet her in the line of duty, and she is charm personified, if a tad orange.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:22, archived)
# She does always seem more than lovely,
but that doesn't mean I buy her only being 51.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:24, archived)
# I met Paul Daniels once
He was promoting his fringe show in town. Very friendly chap, he posed for a photo.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Sausage!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Did someone mention sausage?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:20, archived)
# It's funny because she looks like a lesbian.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:30, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:20, archived)
# his cock is even bigger
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:22, archived)
# By "magic wand" he doesn't mean "magic wand"
He means "Magic wand".
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:29, archived)
# I was using the single-entendre-reversal move
and now I shall attempt a double single-entendre-reversal with pike.

Oh "magic wand". Impressive. BUT HIS COCK IS STILL BIGGER!

*starts drinking*
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:38, archived)
# hmmmm
you are naughty
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:29, archived)
# little freak
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Why do I never get asked to judge Britian's best sausage?
I love sausage me.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:30, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:33, archived)
# What day is pretty pictures posting day?

(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Nice pic Marthn!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Winnar!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 18:26, archived)
# every day is pretty pictures posting day, Martha
EDIT: Damn you Sushi :(
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Thursday
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:11, archived)
# any day if its like this
great pichurz :D :D
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:13, archived)
# hippie footwear.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:13, archived)
# well done Martha
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:30, archived)
# iMarthn
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Why didn't you draw a massive cock?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 18:12, archived)
# I'm so tempted to say he has nothing to model it on
but that would be very rude of me ;)
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:31, archived)
# When all the snow has gone...
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Woo pic!
I always wondered if they would work anywhere other than on snow.

Seems like a lot of effort to go designing a spacecraft just for the one planet, like.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Oh yeah,
that's the ridiculous element of Star Wars!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:01, archived)
# They weren't designed for Hoth
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Explain
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:02, archived)
# /geek_mode
Han wants to look for Luke who is lost on hoth (having been attacked by the Wampa creature) - he asks for a speeder, and is told "we're havinbg trouble adapting them for the cold"

so He goes out on a Tauntaun.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Why are they called "snowspeeders" then, eh?
huh? huh?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:06, archived)
# they weren't refered to that in the movies - only in the marketing/merchendise
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Oh, you're good!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:09, archived)
# maybe hoth was colder than other snowy areas
I believe snow forms at around 0 degrees C, but there are in actual fact temperatures below this figure
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Oh it's "actual facts" now, is it?
I see ;)
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:12, archived)
# no, just commenting that that line in the film could actually have made some scientific sense
if some part of the "spaceships" had trouble operating at say -30 degrees C

What you should be questioning though is why Jamelia is on so many comedy shows.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Is she?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:17, archived)
#

(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:21, archived)
# *glee*
That AT-AT's just being friendly, right?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:24, archived)
# That's brilliant.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:32, archived)
# ^ what they said
that's very woosome toasty :)
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:47, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:50, archived)
# hehehe
:DDDD
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Saved
for safe keeping!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Brill!
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:49, archived)
# YAWN!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:07, archived)
# it's way past your bedtime, Sushi...
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:08, archived)
# And yours.
Go on, go and put your star wars pyjamas on and get into your R2D2 shaped bed you geek! ;D
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:09, archived)
# *wishes he still had his starwars bed sheets and curtains from back in the day*
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Oh No :(
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:11, archived)
# awww, come on... I had them when i was about 6/7 years old...
Hard to think they'd be thought of as "retro" these days
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:12, archived)
# I think you meant 16/17 ;)
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:14, archived)
# no, by then I had moved on to carebears nighties and rainbow brite wallpaper.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Arf! :D
I am actually starting to become tempted to actually download Star Wars and watch it.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:16, archived)
# if you haven't, and are partial to the odd bit of scifi now and again, it's worth it...
most of us grew up with it, so it's quite important in terms of nostalgia, hence the obsession. The scripts, in all honesty are not particularly brilliant, and the prequel trilogy are a joke, overall, but 4, 5 and 6 are really worth watching
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:21, archived)
# I have seen Attack of the Clones.
It was ok I thought.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:24, archived)
# They were adapted to cope with the cold...
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Do I have to?
The t-47 was designed by the Incom corp as a light transport aircraft. The Rebels fitted blasters, badabing etc.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:05, archived)
# jeepers that's some uber geekage
(backs away in fear)
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:07, archived)
# *dies laughing*
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:07, archived)
# woah.....
and I thought *I* was in geek-mode....
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:09, archived)
# there's more than one planet in the universe with snow on it so surely "snowspeeders" would be logical (even though there's the adaption thing)
they'd be great in Norway, which incidentally is where it was filmed I believe
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Why did they have tow-cables?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:09, archived)
# to tow things.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:11, archived)
# for towing stuff?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:12, archived)
# What sort of stuff would you tow at 2000 feet and 150 miles an hour?
^ I don't need to know the actual numbers maximinimus, mmmkay?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:14, archived)
# 1100km/h
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:15, archived)
# fast, tall things?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Lily Allen?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Hahaha
Winnar!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Also, with a tow cable,
they could disguise the plane as a giant cosmic mouse easier?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Wombat nets.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Swamp Rat nets....
/I know Star Wars me....
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:19, archived)
# hahaha you muppet
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:22, archived)
# ^_^
Aren't you amazed by my awesome knowledge?

Also, I know that Luke Skywalker hunted said Swamp Rats whilst a young person. I know this from Family Guy.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:23, archived)
#
S Wamp rats, IIRC
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Oh Really?
Oh well, never mind :(
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:54, archived)
# In case of Walkers
...then they could fly around it's legs and make it fall down... haw haw.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:12, archived)
# They must have been in the Scouts - Be Prepared!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:15, archived)
# David Hasselhoth was in Star Wars?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Cheers Barbie!
:)
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:10, archived)
# This is woo
In no small part due to the fact that the spaceship is doing a black fart.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Cheers Vag!
:D
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Wow. That's really nice.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Thanks Bleached!
:)
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Incoming Seagulls!...
...Woo hoo!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Mind melt . . .
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:03, archived)
# gomb
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:06, archived)
# it'll be covered in barnacles in no time
woo ninj
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:07, archived)
# billions of blue blistering barnacles?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Ta Rory!
:D
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Bloody Hothal warming!
:(
(, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:15, archived)

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