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# oh well i did a picture too
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:54, archived)
# meat+science+blue lines=dinner
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:57, archived)
# this is it.
itis.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:02, archived)
# hahaha that is fucking beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:13, archived)
# you skinned your baby just to get a picture?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Mmmm, a flayby
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:33, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:52, archived)
# I knew it would all catch up with him one day...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:54, archived)
# He doesn't look abused enough.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Who's that then?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Ronnie Wood
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:07, archived)
# lies! it's Ronnie Gollum
..I right clicked for the truth.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Hehehe!
Have a bit of Amy to go with that:

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:45, archived)
# I'll rais you a Midge Ure
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Nicely.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:07, archived)
# lazy here today
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:43, archived)
# NO MAC USERS!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Mark them with a gold star!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:46, archived)
# I have a right click
and I'm on a MAC...
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:47, archived)
# *persecutes*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:47, archived)
# so do I
it must be a conspiracy
(I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:48, archived)
# *rounds up knights and launches crusade*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:50, archived)
# toss in another loser
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:46, archived)
# You can't mess with people's minds that way.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Needs more Hammertime!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:51, archived)
# I didn't want to hurt them.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:53, archived)
# I quit--that's enough sign language
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:52, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:55, archived)
# haha
the worm pile was needed. Otherwise the sign shows a clusterfuck ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:57, archived)
# ha ha...cluster fuck reptile wrestling... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:00, archived)
# oh man!
awesome!
(heysamgraham http://youtube.com/heysamgraham, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:07, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!
"do NOT get out of the vehicle!"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Where's the delightful Pachey when you need her?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:56, archived)
# You'll have to make do with me

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:06, archived)
# heh heh
heh heh
(heysamgraham http://youtube.com/heysamgraham, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:07, archived)
# OK
*crude sexual innuendo*

Right. Beer tiem.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Bungo?
I'm reliably they quaff it quite extensively in the Conga (PRo)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:50, archived)
# no, it was to be bunghole, but I couldn't spell it
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:55, archived)
# BUNGHOLIO!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Go on lad!

I pictured.
afternoons.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:26, archived)
# pfft
looks like Princess Leia's helmet in Return of the Jedi

I found this while looking for it: www.coolturn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/starwars_kids_coolturn.jpg
edit: also - check out the first story of my local paper before they change it: www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/
edit 2: nope - it's intentional! Something for us men of an advancing age to consider! *gulp*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Ah, so that's where the prostate is
Right arm, just above the elbow. Gotcha.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:41, archived)
# erm yes
can you remove your arm now please
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:46, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9820544
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Hey, don't blame me
That's what the article's photo says.
(yeah yeah, PSA test, etc. etc.)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Ooooof!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:31, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:34, archived)
# crickey!
it's gi-normous!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:38, archived)
# I inherited one of those!
...is the handle supposed to come off?
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Generally not.
But if you inherited it it's probably already served its 200 year lifespan...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:43, archived)
# true that
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Is that from Witchfinder General?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:41, archived)
# No Monty Python Holy Grail
they were the large scales
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:54, archived)
# SPANG!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:43, archived)
# aarrgh!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:45, archived)
# YES
This inspired me to do this:
img443.imageshack.us/i/picture13xe.png

from this:
b3ta.com/links/402967
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:44, archived)
# 404
also - diarrhoea
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:45, archived)
# That post must look really odd to the casual passer-by.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Damn i knew i would spell it wrong
even though i copied and pasted it from google
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:52, archived)
# there you go
img248.imageshack.us/i/picture15s.png/

although according to wikipedia. were both correct

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diarrhea
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:00, archived)
# I think largely because yanks can't spell and therefore try and impose their corrupted versions on humanity.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Ha ha! You silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Mr Badger reflects on his decision...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Beaver would suit him (tail that is)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:20, archived)
# animate the owl having a look in the back
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Sorry to TJ such a woosome post but I have a friend in need.
Anyone in London wanting work over the Christmas period (from now until about the third) who has photgraphic experience or is studying anything related.
My mate needs photographers to take photos in clubs and pubs.
There's quite a few positions going so gaz me if you are interested.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Unusual for a TJ offering gainful employ to go so unnoticed...
Or have you got hundreds of gaz by now?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Where exactly does the owl find these tails?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Lou Lou has been having dancing lessons


(part of a full length thing I am doing for YouTube)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Nice moves!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:51, archived)
# haha Michael Catley
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Do the Lindyhop!
That's not the lindyhop, is it?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:51, archived)
# It started as a Charlston
but cats never follow instructions :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:54, archived)
# I find this rather spooky
Because that cat looks exactly like the one that lives in my house.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Do you own said cat
or does he sub-let?
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:15, archived)
# She's the family pet. But she probably thinks she sublets
She lays around enough to make it look like that.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:29, archived)
# She does put herself about a bit
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Put a skirt on, you hussy!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:54, archived)
# some of c_kick's stuff is at the top of reddit at the moment
still has its tags on
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:57, archived)
# love the snowball game
I scored 260 - which must be shit
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Shake it Lou!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:02, archived)
# doot doot doot
toot toot toot
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:04, archived)
# DANCE DANCE DANCE

.
that's very very well done
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:10, archived)
# hey does anyone know if it's possible to have transparent backgrounds in the new version of paint?
I can't find the button and google isn't helping me
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:12, archived)
# I MEAN WHAT AM I DOING WRONG HERE


Click for bigger (158 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Hahahaha! Crikey!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Does paintbrush have a cosmetic surgery Ap
or is that Nikki Lauder as a kid?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Mmm, roast Kuato

START.....THE......RE..AC..TOR....
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Ye gods
That's brutal!

(Not to mention delicious looking...)
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:28, archived)
#
www.getpaint.net/
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:29, archived)
# The paint.net download always conks out halfway through
I'll give it another go but I tend to give up after the second attempt
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Actually that worked fine that time
Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:54, archived)
# hmm.
As far as I can tell, they've taken away the ability to have transparent backgrounds. That can't be right.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:30, archived)
# this is not a helpful reply
I spent several minutes there taking handy and helpful screenshots of what seemed like an obvious process before realising I'm at work and therefore using Windows XP.

Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Hey, it's nice to know you put in some effort
I appreciate it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Mmm, that looks tast....OH MY GOD
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:05, archived)
# By "New" do you mean something newer than PS 11.0.1?
You can set background transparency when you open a new file, and/or you can copy the image to another layer and hide the background - but I don't know if there ever was a single button that will change a white background to a transparent background.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Cat flapper....?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:18, archived)
# nailed it
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:21, archived)
# That really is a superb piece of animation!
You didn't make things easy for yourself, did you? A totally black cat on a reflective surface!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Wait til you see the whole thingy on Youtube
It's the song "Don't bring LuLu" with a band and everything

ps Jeremy is just one of the funniest things on this site. Love it
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Cheers Twisty!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:43, archived)
# That is one funky dancing cat
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Oh my!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:47, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:30, archived)
# It'll cause a UFO flap...
Edit : Have a Flap.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:33, archived)
# *chokes*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:45, archived)
# RARRRARRAR

(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Well, this makes complete sense...
...after 5 hits of LSD.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:55, archived)
# drops 6th...
peace man!
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Flap is my HERO
www.biro-art.com/flap.html
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:35, archived)
# :D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:38, archived)
# He's one badmuddahfukkah!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:46, archived)
# lol space is up, not downwerds
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:36, archived)
# He failed.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:45, archived)
# FLAP!
he looks somewhat ill
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:36, archived)
# He's in the Upper Stratusastronomicalsphere!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:38, archived)
# yups.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:45, archived)
# NOES!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:52, archived)
# YUSS!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Yay, Flap!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Gotta luv 'im!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:36, archived)
# FLAP!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Ha ha...evil Elvis!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:37, archived)
# YAYS!


(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:02, archived)
# *eck*!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:38, archived)
# :D
i miss flap
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:05, archived)
# i need Flap.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Haha yay for flap!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Meanie!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:20, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Bears - utter cranberries, the lot of 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Doggies!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Tiger
Shouldn't the white bear have a 3 iron?
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:31, archived)
# noooooooo
it's hard to get blackcurrant juice out of fur :(
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Abused Teddybear Sex Dolls
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:32, archived)
# dot com
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:32, archived)
# *subscribes*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Stuff and Fluff
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:44, archived)
# CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:27, archived)
# why is it always contrast 100% in your images?
wttp!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Because that's how ART works, dork.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:28, archived)
# What happens when ART breaks? Can we fix ART?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:32, archived)
# A riddle:
If: Leg leg leg leg leg. Finger finger finger finger. Salad salad salad.
Then: ?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Down's syndrome?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Convicted of rape :-(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Girl girl. cup.
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Rusty spoons?

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Ha! "art works"
I see what you did there. Terribly witty and full of post-modern irony.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Can I join your art collective now?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Only if you, like, speak like this, like, about deep things, but are also, like, reeeeally crazy and dynamic.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:39, archived)
# I say 'rad' and I say 'dork'.
Can I join ironically?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Don't you racist me, you racist racister.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Blinded by the light
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Gordun luved walkng his kat
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:23, archived)
# He looks so happy!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:24, archived)
# How's you and the other ickle Moleys?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Sorry Ninj, I keep posting and running....
We're all fine and dandy. It's weekend time and we've got old buddies coming to stay. Yippee! 48hrs of fun and frolics.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Such a creepy, forced smile
Same with Gordon.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Wadercat prefers to walk alone.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Why the FUCK
is it alwa oh fuck it i give up

*fwaps and cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:40, archived)
# wishes kat was a killer kat with knife
;)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Big Head!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:34, archived)
# hahaha
he so happy!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:36, archived)
#


What should I draw this'arvo?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:22, archived)
# I always tell people sporks are deadly
BUT WILL THEY LISTEN? NO!

Draw a geriatric rock band
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Yep
They sure are.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:36, archived)
# IT'S A FPOON
Actually :)
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Spork! Silly Robots! Anthopomorphism!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Draw a dinosaur shitting boobs.
As clouds.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Hahaha. I love your arts.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Wall.e starring Art.
Chloe bored out of her mind stamping papers with some kind of sadistic malice!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:27, archived)
# A rocker chinchilla smashing up the speakers in a shop because they're blurting out annoying christmas songs
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Pa-rupper pum pum
NOBBY SMAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:30, archived)
# this mit das bells on
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:39, archived)
# a squirrel with 'squits
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Howard & Lovecraft meet a mermaid
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:29, archived)
# a microscopic war between space squirrels and crab vikings fought on the surface of a colostomy bag
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:30, archived)
# bindun

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:31, archived)
# WALL-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:35, archived)
# I like it better.
Also, draw tintin and Captain Haddock discussing European politics.

Or, you know, a blacksmith with tits or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:37, archived)
# I know! I know!
Draw Queen Elisabeth II being reinserted into the Queen Mother two months after she was born...

If the Queen does have two birthdays, this had to have happened!

/Woo to the pic BTW
(knee jerk, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:39, archived)
# NOOOOOOOO DISASSEMBLE NUBER FIVE!!!
I don't know. Something lully as usual:)

Maybe involving hot air ballooning otters having a chanpagne airborn picnic.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Did nobody see the
sneaky linkage?
*monocle*

Edit: Whenever I asked my mom what I should draw when I was a kid, the answer was always "Draw a submarine".
Maybe she was a Russian spy and thought I had some plans hidden away.
Don't draw a submarine. Now, a submarine with tits...
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:08, archived)
# draw DTH
going through your bins and masturbating over "special files" you've messed up and thrown away.






with tits
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Draw?
we have photographic proof of these happenings.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:01, archived)
# tits, clunge, a pert arse, stockings, suspender belt, whip.
the usual stuff.

but no animals today
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:58, archived)
#
Draw something... disproportionate.
(Pho3nixius, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun???
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Noooo
Who will lay me chocolate eggs now?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:53, archived)
# hahaha
shit me an egg Jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:57, archived)
# He doesn't actually shit them out as eggs.
But he can turn poo into chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Miracle! I'll take 39
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:01, archived)
# some companies manage to do that just through the power of re-labeling
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:10, archived)
# EEEAAAASSSTTTEERRRR
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:11, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Waspy! Fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Fuck Yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Stupid boy
The Bunny collects the eggs from the Choco-chickens
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Creme eggs are made a little differently.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:56, archived)
# I bet that testes salty
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:16, archived)
# It's seasoned with cumin
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Oh, Jonty ;'C
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:27, archived)
# GOO!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:30, archived)
# I have a chocolate chicken for sale. £300.43p
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:56, archived)
# What tricks can it do?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Whaddya mean, tricks?
It's a chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:58, archived)
# I'm not interested unless it can fetch my slippers.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:04, archived)
# If pushed I'm sure it would make you a nice curry
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Chocolate chicken curry does not sound great,
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:08, archived)
# ok ok it's not really chocolate
I just need to get rid of my chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:10, archived)
# You may have to drop your price then.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:10, archived)
# £287.63p ?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:11, archived)
# NO DEAL NOEL
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:12, archived)
# It's a big chicken....
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Too late, sold to a passing travelling freak show....
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Good. I'm going back to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:20, archived)
# it lays chocolate eggs
what other tricks are you expecting
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:05, archived)
# If all chocolate chickens lay chocolate eggs then that is no more of a trick than a cow producing milk.
Or me producing spunk.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Also this for compo
If Jesus were alive today he would be eating Martin Ferrero.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:05, archived)
# it's awfully hard to get accuracy. I mean to within a few feet. Especially at night, over water.


De-Ris
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8394812.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Still never heard of him.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Surely you must have seen Dambusters?
If not then please rectify this at the first chance.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Is that the film where they have carefully taken out the name of the air field's pet dog?
or was that the other film with Kenneth Moore as Douglas Bader - Reach for the Pie?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Tis this film
Peter jackson who is at this moment fiming a remake saya that, as he's damned if he does, and damned if he doesn't, then he's sticking with history.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:01, archived)
# I think I would have to agree with him
Political Correctness is a fine thing within moderation but to alter history for the sake of it then that has to be a big no!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Agreed.
Also given the nature of the film and raid it is about, and the hundreds of deaths involved on all sides (for good or not, historians still argue) Arguing about the possible racial connotations of Guy Gibsons dog strikes me as an odd priority...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Absolutely - I love the film
but the horror of hundreds or thousands of innocent people drowning to disable the manufactoring industry of Nazi Germany is very thought provoking. The fire-storm Blitzing of Dresden and Hamburg is also something to think about. Hmmm. much is lost in War - Yoda
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Isn't Stephen Fry doing the screeenplay ...
or did I dream that up ?
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:06, archived)
# He has written a version of the screenplay / script
if his is the one used the final filmed version I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:08, archived)
# "Trigger"!
(I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:32, archived)
# as someone who used to live near one of those dams I find this offensive
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:02, archived)
# like I care, I just moved about 5 minutes from the dam that it was tested on
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:06, archived)
# You live near Derdyshire?
where they filmed it?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:07, archived)
# nah, I'm no fan of remakes
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:08, archived)
#

Click for bigger and 300+ more doofers.

My latest project: Free short story audio books.

A Kiss on the Palm (Approx 6 minutes - this is the best one, I think)
www.matazone.co.uk/shop/product_info.php?cPath=27&products_id=81

Salvatore’s Birthday (Approx 5 minutes)
www.matazone.co.uk/shop/product_info.php?cPath=27&products_id=83
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Entirely this.
Sit next to the fat person, though apparently it's a bit rude to spray "IN CASE OF EMERGENCY THIS IS PROPERTY OF A VAGABOND" on them. They don't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Use a stencil.
It's a lot quicker and they can't turn fast enough to catch you doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Nice thighs, nice breasts
Shame they don't have any wings.
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:38, archived)
# yeesh...
some do.

*shudder*
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:43, archived)
# pfft
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:51, archived)
# I must try this
And if they catch me looking, I can just lean over and say "I'm not leching. Just wondering what you taste like with a little seasoning and a pinch of salt, flash roasted over an aviation fuel pit fire."
Although I must be pedantic. How is bunny sitting in window? The edges of them slope sharply. No windowsill.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Sometimes it's best not to follow the advice of adverts

(up to the minute topical humour!)
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:21, archived)
# he's probably banging the exhaust port
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:24, archived)
# 9 minutes
and no seams beasts... what has B3TA become?!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Capitalised.
What do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:33, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Haha, seam tank!
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:41, archived)
# seam tank for a seam tank :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Ooh, very seampunk.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:40, archived)
# this is a new world
I am become seams, destroyer of lolcats
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:41, archived)
# The emergancy services who went to the crash said they couldn't see the woods for the trees!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Tiger Woods owns several expensive cars
He was disappointed to get a hole in one! LOLOLOLOL!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:40, archived)
# he needs to get a new driver
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:47, archived)
# maybe he just needs to sit down,
relax a bit and have a sandwedge.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:10, archived)
# have a thing
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:10, archived)
# will not sit on knee
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:11, archived)
# A fatal exception 0e has occurred at will not sit on knee.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:12, archived)
# I got a red suit of death
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Oh no, memory dump! Download more RAM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:18, archived)
# my toilet's got a dump memory
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Your toilet has seaweed in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:25, archived)
# ok, I lied
I don't own a toilet
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Your seaweed has toilet on it :C
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Hello, Santy. La la la la la.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Hello Sammy....
La la la la cough sneeze splutter cough la la.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Hello, Sophie.
Have you been waylaid by illness?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:24, archived)
# SANTBLRBLA!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:14, archived)
# This fills me with glee and fear at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:19, archived)
# is "glear" a proper dictionary term?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:21, archived)
# O HAI ALBINO HONEY MONSTER
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:21, archived)
# lucky blue suit
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:23, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:28, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Stuck for Fancy Dress ideas? Not any more...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:04, archived)
# gay cowboy included?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Only Saturdays
Two gay cowboys "Yup?" and "Yep!"...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:07, archived)
# does it have realistic 'pooing' action?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:06, archived)
# No, it has a "I need a poo" switch...
...just at the base of the neck :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Good question
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:08, archived)
# hahaha
appearing in panto near you this Xmas - hmm - Moley?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:09, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:10, archived)
# ha ha realistic Donkey Buggering action there
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Hahaha!
Fantastic. I need to buy one of these!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:16, archived)
[challenge entry] WTF is this shit?

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Poor little fellow....
Great facial expressions.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Clever and very nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:57, archived)
# based on a Bill Hicks joke
like all of Dennis Leary's jokes. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Is that vomit on his beard?
If his blood tastes of wine then it must taste of curry
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:58, archived)
# yes, it's supposed to be vomit, yes.
yes.

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Yummy full meal there: wine, bread and yummy vomit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:02, archived)
# He has the look of a young Draft-Dodging George W Bush in the last frame
which would explain why he has curry in his beard.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:01, archived)
# yay draft-dodging bush
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Ha ha.
Wibble.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Wibble

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:44, archived)
# He is a nawty boy
www.b3ta.com/board/9821291

shameless plug (just like hedgehog used to do)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:06, archived)
# awww
also, where is Captain Wow?
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:58, archived)
# I don't know
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:03, archived)
# haven't seen her in months
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:04, archived)
# I wear a silver icepick necklace in remembrance of Leon Trotsky :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:59, archived)
# I wear a TV aerial in remembrance of Rod Hull
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:00, archived)
# I wear a pair of plane damaged sweatbands in memory of Mohamed Atta.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:01, archived)
# *Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
*tea/monitor interface*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:08, archived)
# I wear a piece of string with three knots tied in it
in memory of... ummmm......
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:02, archived)
# haha
vote for this as a compo idea

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post583908
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:08, archived)
# done!
I can perhaps pea all my celebrity tombstones! compos are great for dragging out old stuff that everyone's seen before! :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:11, archived)
# aaaww :(
that's not how he imagined his 2nd coming
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:03, archived)
# haha his face in the second panel
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Dark Hams 15

You can catch up on Dark Hams here.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Gel!
Brilliant, as ever.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:54, archived)
# OMG THE GEL
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:55, archived)
# THE GEL!!!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:55, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:55, archived)
# THE GEL!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:56, archived)
# THE GEL!
Of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:57, archived)
# i cannot get across the importance of using the gel
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:58, archived)
# THE GEL!!!!!
At last the "origin issue" the back story to THE GEL!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Furthermore I have a concern...
Did they deal with the Vicar? Or is there still an onion headed carrot fingered Clergeyman wandering round the village?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:08, archived)
# it's just like the 18th century all over again
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:16, archived)
# ha ha
indeed :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:41, archived)
# THE GEL!!!!
finally!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:01, archived)
# OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:08, archived)
# !leG ehT
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:22, archived)
# :D!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:27, archived)
# USE IIIIIIT!

Smashingly superb series, Sbf
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:52, archived)
# THE GEL!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:06, archived)
# THANK FUCK THEY HAD THE GEL!!!11!!!
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:08, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:22, archived)
# hahahahaha
hat-perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:22, archived)
# He's doing an essential public service
Keeping away the giant guinea pigs
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Hahahahaaaa!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:26, archived)
# silly jeremy
it's WAKKA WAKKA
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Mikki Pakki?
Racist!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:29, archived)
# haha
soup-herb!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:32, archived)
# I NEED A POO!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:32, archived)
# THIS IS CHEDGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Hooray!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Ha ha. Brilliant.
Probably my favourite yet
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Total WIN!
On SOoooo many levels!! *Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Cheers Ninjypoos....
How's you and yours?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Fine ta matey!
You, Lady Moley and Ickle Moley Jnr?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Entirely this
With more "Win".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:42, archived)
# we're dangerously close to the MEGAWIN threshold
there's a chance that the addition of more win could bend spacetime to breaking point...

DO IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Holy shit we did it!
Or was that just my wireless connection falling over?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:35, archived)
# sends for air marshal
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:35, archived)
# 2 hours of badly played pan pipe solos
wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:36, archived)
# It's a 15 hour flight, so sit back and enjoy....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:39, archived)
# oh dear god...
*imagines a panpipe Stairway to heaven, being played badly for 15 hours
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Just the first three bars over and over and over and over again...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:41, archived)
# It'd probably be better than the original.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:54, archived)
# oooof
*CONTROVOSY ALARM!!!*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:00, archived)
# HAAAAAAAAAAAHahahahahahahaha
You fucking twisted genius!

You need to bring out a Jeremy Annoying Horse doll with 10 realistic phrases.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:41, archived)
# ha ha
As well as: a working "Need-a-poo" action.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:42, archived)
# I think it would need a 140db 'horse siren'.
That goes off at random intervals and can't be switched off.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:51, archived)
# pukka makka
?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:48, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:52, archived)
# I *HEART* Jeremy
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:54, archived)
# You're great, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:30, archived)
# hehehe
that brought forth the chuckles
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:31, archived)
# FP now!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:06, archived)
# hahahaha!
Jeremy the annoying gap-year horse...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:16, archived)
# bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha
*top strip this is...surprised none of the press haven't picked it up yet:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:57, archived)

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