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# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:42, archived)
# You got me humming the theme tune now
Not the end credit music, but the beginning music.

Try it. You will feel silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:44, archived)
# *hits with newspaper*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:45, archived)
# hahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:47, archived)
# On the left - the greengrocer from Masterchef?
Wootyclick!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:50, archived)
# God I love that show
It's so much better than when Lloyd Grossman did it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Oh god yes!
Sunday afternoons with a vocally confused man and dreary contestants.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Lloyd's finest TV moments were all on Through the Keyhole.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:57, archived)
# One good thing did
come out of old Lloydy's version though
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Hehehe....
Would we take Alistair Darling more seriously if he regularly carried a cricket bat with him to press conferences?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Yes
I think ALL politicans should carry cricket bats to show they mean business

Like Spinal Tap's manager
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:07, archived)
#
botty hehehe
(Zoidaroid, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Err
Wait a minute...
(G-Funk, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:29, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:30, archived)
# oooh stylish
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:33, archived)
# That's ace
Great style.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:47, archived)
# hahahaha poor chief!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:48, archived)
# aceness indeed
woo
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:17, archived)
# That's, erm....
mental as anything.

Have a click...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:19, archived)
# and I take it you found this on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:32, archived)
# No...
no idea

But that looks like Rainbow Six which is ace
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:42, archived)
# isn't it
Call of Modern Hono(u)r Heroes: Warfare Company VII?
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:44, archived)
# who? what? where? when? why? which?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:48, archived)
# your guess is as good as mine.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:51, archived)
# My guess is....
The hanging gardens of babylon
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:53, archived)
# dammit...
too slow

Edit: Sydney Opera House, perhaps?

Herds of Wildebeest sweeping majestically....

(I'll stop now)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:54, archived)
# That is TORQUAY madam!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Nope, I was doing "Movie, two words"
so you're way off...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:55, archived)
# I'm guessing
"Perkin Warbeck's Magic Newt" - is that right?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:53, archived)
# I'm trying to think of a situation where that guess would be correct.....
;D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Actually I think you'll find mine is better than yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:53, archived)
# "Many of the guesses we cling to, depend greatly on our own point of view."
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Nice
Who's that?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:59, archived)
# It's Steve, look *points*
He typed it just up there.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:02, archived)
# You're not Steve!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:16, archived)
# *checks*
Jings! You're right, dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Obi-wan Kenobi.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:02, archived)
# That game lies, he's not holding a salt, he's holding a gun!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:43, archived)
# I don't know what game that is, nor do I know much about guns
but is that a G3?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:03, archived)
# a what now?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Meanwhile, at French Mission Control...
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:12, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:19, archived)
# they've been planning this for years!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:20, archived)
# I say!
*buys that for a dollar euro*

Edit: The first attempt didn't work so well -

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Twisted metal world tour!
*nostalges*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Ha ha!
I loved that game.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Hahah superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Oops, that's going to be expensive
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Eiffelly expensive, in fact
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Ooof!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:38, archived)
# its pointed at Blighty
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:33, archived)
# It's pointing at a shoddy TV channel?
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Heavy metaaaaaalll

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Hello You!
I have just enjoyed a fabulous cup of coffee, thanks to the generosity of your good self.

*manhugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Hello

That's good to hear ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:47, archived)
# It's alright, we got the terrorist!!
/Team America
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Frenchies
are really aliens
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:22, archived)
# hehe nearly there...

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Pahahah!
Fantastic Addition!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:32, archived)
# silly surrender monkeys
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:35, archived)
# .


Click for bigger (86 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:06, archived)
# UKIP?
Aren't they just the middle class wing of the BNP?
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Yes they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:08, archived)
# yeah! Fuck Belgium!
dirty forrins!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Thing is
I know people who increasingly do think like that, and it's getting harder and harder to be with them.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:10, archived)
# yup
a lot of my gf's Facebook friends (i.e. people she vaguely knows) often post barely literate rants as their statuses

I WNT TO THE POS OFICE AND HE WAS WAS ONLY A FUKING PAKI ON IT

etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:11, archived)
# That was one of the most charming aspects of arriving in Birmingham.
Upon enquiry as to the location of a newsagent to enable the acquisition of tobacco products, I was sagely informed that "The Paki shop down the road there should still be open".

I found it difficult to thank the socratic giant of whom I had made my enquiry.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:17, archived)
# back when i used to use the local laundrette
i was in there once and i happened to ask where the nearest post office was. this little old lady said to me "there's a shop round the corner that has a post office counter, but it's run by-" at this her voice went quiet as if she were entering some conspiracy, "-a dark fellow." Then, throwing all caution to the wind, she began to cackle loudly "it's a paki shop! a paki shop!" old people are funny.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:18, archived)
# A birthday card I sent last week to a 64 year old friend with the words "Happy Birthday, not long now" did not go down very well.
Over-sensitive old bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:25, archived)
# did you send it a bit too early?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:27, archived)
# or too late?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Is that Nigel FUCKING BASTARD Farage?
He should be shot through the lungs.

/dangerously high blood pressure blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:11, archived)
# I'd rather RKS was still running the show
at least he had entertainment value once you got past all the nasty racist stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:43, archived)
# One of the many issues with RKS
was that you had to turn down the colour saturation on the TV for fear of burning out your retinas.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Agreed.
b3ta.com/questions/famebacklash/post630869
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Well done, sir.
Not a word out of place in your description of that scum-bucket.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Vote UKIP
If you have a very blinkered view of the world.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:18, archived)
#
to Europe, to in Europe
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:51, archived)
# They'll never take Pandooooooraaaa!

Edit: Cheers JP :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Hey - Candle Day!
Congrats and 'ting!

You missed the 'd'
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Cheers sir!!
*Glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:11, archived)
# You're drunk already, aren't you?
:D

Edit: Oooh, nicely ninja'd ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Hehehe...
*Hic*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Congrats!
"That is one big damn tree!" - Col. Quaritch
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Ooh Ta!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Hippy Bathday Mr Ninj
*cheers*
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Ta Zak!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Happy candleday, ya prolific bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Ooh bless you sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:45, archived)
# The future's dark, the future's Tory
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:29, archived)
# This reminds me of the spy robot that eats people.
sorry, definitely DOESN'T eat people.

www.newlaunches.com/archives/us_military_to_develop_a_robot_that_eats_everything_organic_humans_included.php

probably eats people
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:33, archived)
# A mechanical representation of the average american
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:37, archived)
# don't be stupid, the robot can mobilise itself
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:41, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:49, archived)
# You'll be telling me it can change its own nappies next
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Ha!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:41, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:46, archived)
# I for one
welcome our new cannibal robot overlords...
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:43, archived)
# agreed,
though technically they wouldn't be cannibals, unless they ate other robots...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:47, archived)
# this is true
i have an image in my head of them
slowly crawling across a field going
"Om Nom Nom Nom"
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:52, archived)
# :D
Did you get my email last night?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:34, archived)
# yes
bit of work to clear first and then I'll think and reply :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:34, archived)
# sweet.
tally ho' then!

pretty chuffed that I've got my first comission and all.. even if it's only because they wont have to pay me to do it.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Finally, someone tackling the problem of over population
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:34, archived)
# i watched idiocracy last night
aaah I do so love that film.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Fair enough but
I was born into luxury and went to public school for a couple of years.
Then my gran died and my dad and I had to move to a nasty London overspill estate where it all went to poo.
Should I join the queue or grab a sherry?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:34, archived)
# grab a sherry
but a really cheap and nasty one
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:35, archived)
# I'll stick with the Bucky ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:36, archived)
# pop a monacle in, stick out your pinky
and glug away
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Braw! Braw! Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:38, archived)
# that's the spirit
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Mmmmmm, cheap sherry......
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:40, archived)
# I think they welcome their own back
like soldiers from a terrible war

:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:35, archived)
# Hahaha
Help For Heehaws
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:36, archived)
# to be honest, I can't see why the unemployed, prisoners and the fatties
can't be made to use treadmills all day to generate power

this idea has NO drawbacks.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:34, archived)
# V
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:35, archived)
# but treadmills can't generate power?
exercise bikes ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:37, archived)
# This

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Oh, Omid... you were funny once
please write some new material
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:47, archived)
# 'once' is pushing it a bit.
Oh, Omid, do your ker-azy dance again - purleez.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:50, archived)
# He had one good gag
Do twenty minutes in his Iranian voice doing gags that would have got Bernard Manning lynched, then slip into the posh voice.

But I saw the same routine about six times on different things
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:53, archived)
# NO BUT I'M IRANIAN!!!!!

IT'S FUNNY!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:57, archived)
# See also:
Shappi Khorsandi
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:04, archived)
# urgh don't get me started on her
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:14, archived)
# It's not just me, then...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:19, archived)
# ^
identity comedy only really works once

I saw that Simon Amstell and he just did loads of material about being gay and Jewish, which got wearing very rapidly
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Yet is so versatile,
he can play just about any Middle Eastern nationality in films!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:41, archived)
# hamster wheels then
or one of those wheels in Conan the Barbarian
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:39, archived)
# plus it saves money for them on expensive Gym memberships
and they could reduce their sentence the more power they put back in to the community :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:39, archived)
# actually I do believe that prisoners should be made to sift recylables from refuse
all. fucking. day. long
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:41, archived)
# or that thing the robots do in the matrix
with the neck implants and the body heat
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:43, archived)
# I wouldn't put it past him....
or this...

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:47, archived)
# mmm - this caramel tastes a bit of Mariah Carey
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Silicone and an absence of talent?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:57, archived)
# yum, just right to get me in the mood
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:09, archived)
# In the mood, you say?
As in: www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrCuZd9hed0 ?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:14, archived)
# haha - er, maybe
they didn't really have very challenging choreography
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Maybe it's my age
but I'm finding the idea of clearing out chavie housing estates to fuel britain fairly appealing.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:29, archived)
# some people can't afford to live anywhere else
careful not to bundle circumstance in with those who don't want to try
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:33, archived)
# I was implying a lack of willingness to work when I used the term chavie
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:48, archived)
# I remembered...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:18, archived)
# haha
that'd wipe that nouty look off her face
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:19, archived)
# New DAZ!!
Washes the ginger clean out...
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:20, archived)
# she's quite good looking and has a nice speaking voice
but her singing is enough to rival a cat
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:21, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:32, archived)
# a bit dull to listen to, nice to look at
when she isn't doing her tranny impression.
e.g. lacinta.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/florence1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Bloke In A Dress!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Ha ha
Can I just leave this bad-shoppage here

(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:20, archived)
# "D'yer wanna suck on me tits?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:21, archived)
# Eton is the *only* place I've ever had any trouble
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:21, archived)
# rinse and spin!
Well it's no shedding dogs, but it's OK... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:20, archived)
# I'll save you Florence!
Oh no, you're drenched! Better get you out of those wet clothes...
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:21, archived)
# hahahahahahhaha! *spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:21, archived)
# I do not approve of F&TM.
She appears to me too contrived and deliberately weird, and is obviously mimicking Kate Bush & Tori Amos.

/opinions/internets lol
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Tori Amos
Madder than a Kettle full of Cornflakes Since 1984
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Copy Kate Bush since 1984 more like.
/grumpy opinions/internets lol
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:30, archived)
# But....but....
My kettle is full of cornflakes - what does that mean?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:01, archived)
# That you're a bad person and must seek forgiveness from Christ
Order my video to find out how TODAY!

Only £500!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Bargain!
I'll take 6, please.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:42, archived)
# I saw them live as part of an eveing music event thingy
It was ok at best but she just seems to shout every bloody word. And that cover version they've done which is on the radio ALL THE FKING TIME these days seems to exist only to say "LOOK AT HOW MUCH BETTER I CAN SING THIS SONG THAN THE ORIGINAL ARTIST!!11"
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:31, archived)
# That album has a couple of good songs
but they've been played to death by the eager to please the record industry side of the media

It's ok but faaaaaaaaaaar from exceoptional

STILL better her than Elton John Lady gaga
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:50, archived)
# arf!
I've never listened to Florence and The Machine, as I thought the name made them sound like they made pretentious wank. I take it I'm right?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:27, archived)
# I still can't decide whether they're a band or just a soloist with a bizarre surname/...
yes- it's pretty bollocks - her cover of "You've got the love" is appalling
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:28, archived)
# ^this^
Candi Stanton and the Source for the win
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Regarding said cover
Why cover a song if you're not going to change it in any meaningful way? At least mike flowers pops had the right idea
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:32, archived)
# hahaha Mike Flowers!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:46, archived)
# No he did not.
He most certainly did not.

Dear Christ I was at university when he was kicking off and all the bloody twat students going on about Mike BLOODY Flowers and how reeeelly funny and reeeelly ironic and how it was like totally piercing the bubble of pretentiousness that musicians live in because it's like reeeelly good satire made me jolly cross.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:53, archived)
# i confess i wasn't a fan
but his version of wonderwall IS better
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Thing is
it's such a great song it's really difficult to fuck it up

I liked it first time I heard it, because of the arrangement, not because of her singing.
Now I'm sick of hearing it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Not really.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Hehe


:O
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:33, archived)
# burn the lurker!




hello Tan
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:35, archived)
# Haha
Hello Mr Nibs!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Loon!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Grape Slush Puppie works for me


Edit: and original story news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8544635.stm
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Slushpuppies...Hurrah!
The blue one was the best...

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:05, archived)
# I've not had a slushpuppy in YEARS!
hahahah, top stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:07, archived)
# It was the machine that did it
with the hypnostising swirly cup on the top going round...
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:08, archived)
# *regresses*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:09, archived)
# yes!! very true!
I have had a few of those fizzy icedrinks you get in Vue cinemas though... They're good, and come in funky two-chambered plastic cups
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:10, archived)
# I'm too lazy to fire up paint, so....
1) "Oh, I didn't know the moon had a pole"
2) [cuts to picture of the man in the moon holding his giant cock] "Yeah, baby, and that ain't ice, either..."

I like the slushy.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:08, archived)
# so that's what the Mars Gorilla is living on
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:14, archived)
# They can let it lie..
I think the Sun is run (or at least sponsored) by Aliens or something.....

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:26, archived)
# woo!
do slush puppies still exist?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Try them with no flavour....
They're lully :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:37, archived)
# my girlfriend would like to point out
that this picture can't possibly be at the moon's pole, it must be somewhere near the muun's equator
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:54, archived)
# MOON SQUISHIES!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:21, archived)
# ...
(jimage, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Brilliant
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:01, archived)
# top shoppage there!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:01, archived)
# Illogical Shoulder!
*wheels out only Star Trek image*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:01, archived)
# hehehehehehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:03, archived)
# hahaha
green Worf is doing it for me
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:04, archived)
# totally would
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:04, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:05, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Hahahaha...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:07, archived)
# wow have they remade it?
I'm serious - that's originally a real pic is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:08, archived)
# I think so...
...check www.imdb.com out :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:12, archived)
# I believe its a Vanity Fair photo shoot
with that obviously being the utterly lovely Rachel Weisz
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:32, archived)
# now THAT is a snow white!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:11, archived)
# that bunny's after something
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:32, archived)
# full
of
woo
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:37, archived)
# legendary!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:05, archived)
# it is a good day to cry
worf
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:11, archived)
# That's no Data
That's Lore! Data didn't use contractions such as "can't"
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:04, archived)
# He did in Insurrection
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:24, archived)
# I hate this bandwagon..but that's a nice photoshop :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:04, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Nice 'shoppage
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nicely done that man/woman!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:39, archived)
# haha that's brilliant
Star Wars FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Good they made this:
(unpronouncable, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:37, archived)
# Starring John Major
:O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:38, archived)
# I fell asleep watching the first 5 mins of that lastnight
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:38, archived)
# I've thought this
I'm a bit colourblind, so will my viewing be affected?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:40, archived)
# which colours can't you see?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:41, archived)
# I can see all
but I get confused between shades of green and red.
Blue looks purple, green looks yellow

Things like that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:42, archived)
# my brother has the same..shades of red n green
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:44, archived)
# My Uncle too
and an added bonus is that it makes him easy to beat at snooker.
(Ceasar Flunk can see your house from here, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:55, archived)
# the 3d glasses
are polarization ones, not coloured filters. It's
unlikely your eyeballs are polarizing filters, or that
your retina is polarization sensitive.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:29, archived)
# You assume much
I could be Steve Austin

*runs away in slo-mo*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:55, archived)
# It's 12 noon in London, 7am in Philadelphia...

news
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:18, archived)
# yes
I was quite saddened when I heard this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:18, archived)
# what did you hear?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:19, archived)
# gunfire
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:19, archived)
# It's reckoned only about 5% of Live Aid money went to the famine relief in Northern Ethiopia
the rest was stolen/syphoned off by warlords to buy weapons in the Middle East

Radio 4 this morning - they might not have mentioned it on Chris Moyles ;D

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/8535189.stm - I might have imagined the 5% element
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:23, archived)
# surely this can't be true
because they'd have all starved in that case, cos you can't eat guns
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:25, archived)
# Kurt Cobain tried.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:29, archived)
# hahahahahaa
Kurt Ker-bang
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:30, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:32, archived)
# limited edition
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:36, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:43, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:32, archived)
# If I remember correctly,
many of them did starve.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:33, archived)
# ahhh well that's alright then
logic 1 ethiopian kids 0
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:39, archived)
# perhaps I ought not to have any more coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:42, archived)
# I'll have it instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:43, archived)
# but they were good at dodging bullets
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:34, archived)
# ah well, you see I might have missed all that, as I was listening to Nickleback on the CD
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Sad yet unsurprising
As for the news story...

;O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:20, archived)
# I thought this was exposed years ago?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:26, archived)
# w/y/h!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:27, archived)
# charities can fuck right off
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:27, archived)
# BLOODY DO-GOODERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:30, archived)
# right off!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:32, archived)
# hiya prodigy
how are you on this wonderful day? :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:34, archived)
# the next person to rattle a charity box in my face is getting punched

take a guess
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:37, archived)
# I'm collecting for the CFC Fund A Disappointing Striker Charity
*rattles*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:45, archived)
# now that's a needy charity :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:47, archived)
# aw, there, there
It's only 65k a week for a few more months. Uncle Dermot will fix it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Charity muggers can fuck off most of all.
"Hi, I work for an agency, not the charity I'm telling you to give money to and we're going to take the first year's donations from the charity for getting you to sign up, while the charity hopes you're too lazy to go through the process of cancelling your direct debit at any point."
Wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:36, archived)
# We need to invent some sort of apparel
that makes Chuggers aware that if they approach you then they should expect a punch in the face with no legal consequences for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:39, archived)
# ^this
"Hi, I'm really annoyingly jolly and patronising! Care to give £3 a week to Disabled Bats League while I 'accidentally' put £10 on your form? I'll be back tomorrow collecting for the Uruguyan Arms Trade Relief Fund, a cause I really believe in, honest."
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:40, archived)
# OH HI I'M REALLY HAPPY CAN YOU GIVE ME MONEY?

NO I CAN'T AS I'M UNEMPLOYED..CAN YOU GIVE ME MONEY?..

NO? THOUGHT SO...FUCK OFF

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Shop it!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:45, archived)
# why shop it when I can live it everyday
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:59, archived)
# I once got chugged
by Shelter, coming out of the Shelter office where I worked at the time

Moron
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Ha!
I've got a bad cough and laughing at this nearly killed me...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:44, archived)
# nope, fuck you
I've had to work at that job in the past because that was the only way I was able to afford to eat. so fuck you and your high horse.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:03, archived)
# Fush off 'n' shite
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:14, archived)
# Everyone's favourite Tramp.
I had an idea for a post, but I've forgotten it. Can you remind me please?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:15, archived)
# 3 Bees - 1 flower - who collects the flowery goodness
there's only one way to settle this...

FIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:17, archived)
# is it "Ginsters Paradise"?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:18, archived)
# There is no paradise while there is Ginsters
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:20, archived)
# There is no Ginsters.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Only Zuul!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Morphic cross-dimensional evil ladies FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:32, archived)
# I had a Ginsters sandwich the other day
ingredients:
Pretend bread (20%)
Some attempt at 'bacon' (8%)
A green thing (2%)
Er...is that butter? (3%)
Red thing masquerading as tomato (6%)
Vile taste of powdered black pepper like the stuff you get in bad cafes (50%)
Morphic dust from Alpha Centauri (10%)
Actual food (~1%)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:25, archived)
# hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Is it Tony Blair's Secret Tears Of Shame And Guilt?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Something about dogs shedding?
*shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:24, archived)
# It's a Ninj B3taday!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Ta lully!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:19, archived)
# hey you
haven't seen you for ages!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Hey ya! *waves hands in an annoying fashion*
Yeah, been working and doing family tree stuff which is starting to do my nut in.

Have come back for a break from it all but may have to disappear again.

Did I miss much? Any new bandwagons I should be aware of?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Gary Glitter is a paedo lollololol
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:33, archived)
# OMG! LMFAO!
At least it's not half term
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:37, archived)
# family trees are weird
especially when you find out you're actually in someone else's family
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Happy candles
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Thanks Rocker!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:33, archived)
# the eyes of a giant frog staring up at him
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:33, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:36, archived)
# OO DAVE LEMME LICK YOUR NUTELLA PLS PLS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:41, archived)
# I'd rather they cut the asian network

honestly..who listens to it?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:43, archived)
# er..
asians?

Where's my white middle class radio station, dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:47, archived)
# my point exactly

/goosesteps
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:48, archived)
# You could choose from the array of white, middle-class stations that the BBC currently provides.
You might like to start with Radio Four, experiment with Radio Two, give Radio Three a bash and go on from there.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:51, archived)
# Isn't radio 3 for upper-middle class?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:52, archived)
# Radio 3 is more niche than 6 Music
and you can't even get 6 Music on your car radio
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Radio 3 had some fab jazz on satuday night
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:02, archived)
# It's pronounced
"Jars".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:04, archived)
# haha
I like Radio 3, their output is actually fairly diverse


I knew Radio 2 had gone all wrong when I heard Dale Winton introducing the Sisters of Mercy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:04, archived)
# hahahaha... Pick of the Pops FTW!
www.televisiontunes.com/Pick_Of_The_Pops.html
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:09, archived)
# That is quite definitely one of the signs of the apocalypse.
And not in a good way.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:10, archived)
# ^ this is the main problem
I only get to listen to the radio in the car

Radio 1 is for kids and idiots
Radio 2 has some good bits but mostly for fogies
Radio 3 - oh do fuck off
Radio 4 - great for news and comedy but no music
Commercial stations - utter tosh with adverts
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:03, archived)
# most of radio listening is Talksport and Gold
I have no idea what's going on in the music world apart from what I read in the papers
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Herman's Hermits
are at number 1
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:13, archived)
# I'm in pieces.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:16, archived)
# true
but they don't pronounce the ethnic thing in the ridiculous way that minority broadcasting does.. I can hardly imagine John Humphrys announcing a season of programs on being white :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:54, archived)
# That's because it's a given.
What with 90% of the population being white.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:54, archived)
# my mate's got a single out that gets played on it
it's terrible
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:48, archived)
# I have
asian breakbeat is fucking awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:48, archived)
# same as every other breakbeat with the word Asian slapped on it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:53, archived)
# no, welsh breakbeat is terrible
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:54, archived)
# I like Welsh Rarebeat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:55, archived)
# it's a bit cheesy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:02, archived)
# Me too
I like Asian music. They do things with chromatic scales that defy comprehension.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:50, archived)
# Like Paolo Nutini?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:52, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:55, archived)
# I'm convinced he is really called Paul McNulty...
...and made Paolo up to sound more cultured.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:19, archived)
# He probably would save it
and then quietly cut its funding so it dies of it's own accord.

There was a marvellous outburst on the Fail the other day with a guy banging on about there's all these specialist BBC radio stations:

"There's a welsh one, a Scottish one, no bloody English one though, is there?"
No there isn't... just lots of little regional ones, which cover far smaller areas than wales and Scotland.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:46, archived)
# and now on BBC Rightwing Grandad
something about wheelie bins and braahhhhn people
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:02, archived)
# *falls off chair laughing*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Why aren't they cutting the stations they've got two of?
5 live and sports extra is one too many surely?
Radio 4 and 7 are both books and plays and stuff.

Seems a bit stupid to say new music is important and kill off Radio 6
And its hard to believe that the Asian network is short of listeners
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:51, archived)
# they really ought to cut Have Your Say though
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:56, archived)
# I agree with Sports extra
It's usually used for football (which is also playing on the relevant local station) and long sports events like the tennis matches.
It's got a place, but it could just as easily be internet only.

Radio 7 seems pointless now because of the iPlayer, and the amount of old stuff avaialble on there.

Asian Network is slightly trickier to defend, because there are so many commercial asian stations in the areas it would be listened to.
One of its bods was on % Live yesterday saying it provides a great deal of documentaries and drama, that commercial stations wouldn't be able to provide, but surely these should be covered by the mainstream anyway?

6music, to me, has only one realistic competitior in XFM (which is now so utterly shit it makes me want to listen to Absolute), but that's regional. So for people in Cornwall, or whereever, it is one of the only outlets for new music they've got.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:02, archived)
# ahh, I remember when Xfm was good
I used to drive from Acton to Slough every day for work, with the signal slowly fading as I got closer to Slough

some might say that the same effect applies to a lot of things
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:06, archived)
# When it started it was awesome
Then it got bought by Capital and it went slooooooooooly downhill from there.

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:03, archived)
# HAPPY CANDAAALLLLLLLS Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:04, archived)
# Cheers Mighty!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Those are Bongo's
does he know you've got them?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:21, archived)
[challenge entry] People who care
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:31, archived)
# NO
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:32, archived)
# ^ this
adblocked
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:33, archived)
#
(Peter_G, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:34, archived)
# Have the Americans renamed Sunday to Rad-day?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:51, archived)
# satalite/radar
(Peter_G, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:04, archived)
# fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:34, archived)
# Wow, a very similar picture didn't get this response the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Did that other person have an icon?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:05, archived)
# That would be a complete and utter surprise.
/sarcasm
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:31, archived)
# hmmm...no.
(PintOfGuinness, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Too soon?
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:19, archived)
# it's only funny when they die with their cock out.....


oh wait!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:28, archived)
# Is that how he died then?!
As usual B3ta gives me my morning news :D
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:31, archived)
# auto-erotic asphyxiation

gasping for a wank
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:33, archived)
# Is a wank really worth risking death for???
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:35, archived)
# a REALLY good wank
I mean REALLY good
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:43, archived)
# ^haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:46, archived)
# one you actually wanted
and not because you were bored?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:53, archived)
# The post-mortem was inconclusive
so people will make up their own minds.

And whichever is the sleaziest will be what killed him
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:37, archived)
# because having rope burns on your wrists
plastic bag lying about and a belt just isn't enough proof
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:40, archived)
# I hadn't read anything about rope burns...
even the Daily Fail left that detail out
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:43, archived)
# nothing is too soon for b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:31, archived)
# Apparently the autoasphyixiation story is based on
and I quote

"police found a belt and a plastic bag in his bedroom"

wow... that proves it then.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:34, archived)
# but of course!
who in their right mind would keep those two items in their room. Its a disaster waiting to happen.
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:02, archived)
# either that or he'd just shot up and had a huff of glue as a chaser ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:18, archived)
# HUZZAH!!!!!
happy candlings!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:20, archived)
# Ta Griffy!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:21, archived)
# hahahahahaha! Happy candleday, Ninj!
good nings everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:21, archived)
# Cheers Stevie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:22, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:24, archived)
# Thank you!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:28, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:28, archived)
# Cheers Prod!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:57, archived)
# happy b3taday
7??????


blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:32, archived)
# Cheers Bilbo!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:00, archived)
# 7 years and only 7 thousand posts
you need to chat more ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:33, archived)
# Cheers Toastie!
:D I know, I should :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:01, archived)
# Happy candles, Ninj!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:35, archived)
# Cheers Joe!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:01, archived)
# 'Sup
(Redmond, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:38, archived)
# ...ok
I give up. What have you shopped on this?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:39, archived)
# it's Redmond
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:40, archived)
# I just realised.
what's he/she/it get out of doing this.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:41, archived)
# Shatner in a fluffy crash helmet?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:46, archived)
# Dawn French/Cotton Bud gene splicing experiment
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:47, archived)
# I knocked all my cotton buds into the bath last night
hahahahahahaha




(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:50, archived)
# Couldv'e been worse
could have been a box of tampax

EDIT: sorry, I don't know where my mind is this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:02, archived)
# they're like an airbag for submarines
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:02, archived)
# I considered drying them out for a brief moment
then remembered how short life is
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:06, archived)
# ning Redmond
ning Gary Spivey
ning br3thren
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:47, archived)
# You could have just posted this as a reply to someone elses image and avoided the complaints/FAQ infringement:
hahahaha, have you seen this guys hair
www.google.co.uk/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4SKPB_enGB293GB293&q=Gary+Spivey
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:51, archived)
# yes. yes I have.
s'up Toasty?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:52, archived)
# I am looking forward to day with a positive vibe
a bit of drawing, some hard work and a good few cups of wonderful tea.
What more can you ask for.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:57, archived)
# that's just like me!
if you replace most of the words :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:00, archived)
# yay
today I am feeling positive too

after several negative things

yay for positivi-tea
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:02, archived)
# I too have a good vibe today
It must be this early morning sunshine

Plus I have an evening of beer and having the place to myself tonight.
But what to do?

Xbox, poker, football, bad movies or pr0n?

Tough choices
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:07, archived)
# do all of those things at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:08, archived)
# I am Dr Octopus
AICMFP

...er
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:10, archived)
# Toast
Yawn, who cares.
(Redmond, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:54, archived)
# this is a community site chap
lets all play nice together eh.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:56, archived)
#
Go away.
(Redmond, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:57, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
brilliant.
Surely if you don't like the FAQ/community you should?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:58, archived)
# hmmmm
only child?
father left home while you were still young to live with a stripper?
poorly paid job?
not getting any?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:59, archived)
#
I never knew my dad.
(Redmond, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:00, archived)
# let it out son
we are here for you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:01, archived)
#
He went to war many years ago and was killed by an evil man named Darth Vader.
(Redmond, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:02, archived)
# we hear so much of this these days
you are not alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:03, archived)
# I fucked your dad's rotting corpse in the face!
I'm sure he still loved it as my man-much dribbled out the hole's in his head
(likeajackhammer, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:56, archived)
# consider yourself lucky
he could have abused you and your mum throughout your life.
It also provides an exciting sense of mystery to your life.

Be nice to people here and play by the same rules we do and we could all be your dad, providing an overwhelming sense of joy and closure to your troubles.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:02, archived)
# you are listening to the Advice Hour, here on B3ta.FM
coming up later - the results of the DNA tests. We discover how many b3tans really are human
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:05, archived)
# I know at least one that is
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:06, archived)
# ooh get you with your genes all lined up into chromosomes!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:07, archived)
# Is it Redmond?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:08, archived)
#
Or is it Memorex?
(Redmond, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:13, archived)
# hmmm
this response puts you in your mid to late thirties.

Now where were you on the night of the 23rd?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:14, archived)
# At least he's probably still alive
unlike mine, you insensitive wanker
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:03, archived)
# yeah boyee

mornin all. a quick and dirty one to start the day
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:23, archived)
# 'nings
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:25, archived)
# Brilliant
Very Samaraesque. Congrats on your "might be working class" poster aswell.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:26, archived)
# that went down quite well didn't it :D
mydavidcameron.com/posters4/class1
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:29, archived)
# ha ha Here's hoping his morphic field fails while on the hustings....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:27, archived)
# haha
Cameron is fucking this up quite spectacularly
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:31, archived)
# I like to think that we are helping
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:32, archived)
# Mrs S wants to vote for him because she thinks he's funny
I tried to explain the principles of democracy to her, but she said to 'shut up' cos she was watching the telly.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:52, archived)
# hahahaa
this is why democracy and humans are incompatible
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:54, archived)
# I LOOK FORWARD TO THE DAY WE ARE RULED BY ROBOT OVERLORDS
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:57, archived)
# Isn't tomorrow
Robot Overlord Thursday?
(Ceasar Flunk can see your house from here, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:31, archived)
# That's Friday
Tomorrow is Tight Undergarment Thursday
(Carlosfandango, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:21, archived)
# Will her vote depend on which candidate wears the nicest tie?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:04, archived)
# luckily the local Tory boy is an obsequious greaseball
she will probably vote the independent
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:10, archived)
# could you do me a favour
and prevent her from voting? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:06, archived)
# she'll probably forget anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:09, archived)
# it wouldn't surprise me if she was frozen for 50 years
and her re-animated corpse would make it back to being PM.

You know, like they did with Disney :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:35, archived)
# Top stuff
and 100% true
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:40, archived)
# nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:05, archived)
# shitting mice
That's a horrible arnk!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:10, archived)
# Marvellous sir!
*Click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:40, archived)
# *hides*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 7:42, archived)
# pffft
it's easelly done
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 7:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:05, archived)
# You need to canvass opinion before stating that
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:24, archived)
# +now

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:14, archived)
# ha ha
No shit Sherlock...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:24, archived)
# yey
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:33, archived)
# hahahahaha :D :D
A blow by blow account no doubt :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:37, archived)
# murder she wrote?
it's tough solving murders in the day time
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:04, archived)

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