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# Hello
september
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:08, archived)
# yay!
ninja balloons
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Did someone say Ninjaaaaaa?!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:17, archived)
# That's awesome
Very shawnimals
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:17, archived)
# woo!
Hello you!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Ello treacle!
How's tricks? Loving the election debate drinking game.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:16, archived)
# yes not too bad, you still at uni?
I'm looking forward to trying the drinking game out properly, we only came up with it about 20 minutes before the end last week, seemed to work well though :D

Thursday is the new Friday...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Yep, graduating in about 6 weeks. INTENSE.
Missing the debate this Thursday because of a comedy night, but the week after I'm all over it.

Then the big one, election nights are my favourites. Jeremy Vine and his spectacular graphs fill me with joy :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:24, archived)
# hooray!
I'm trying to figure out a way of incorporating the drinking game into election night, with dying in the process... Hmmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:29, archived)
# I read one where everyone picks a party
and drinks every time that party wins a seat (would be quite balanced between the three, seemingly), forefeits every time one party loses a constituency to another and other universal rules like jagerbombs every time Jeremy breaks out his swingometer.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Actually, that would kill you
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Bit like this, but less Guardiany
blogs.guardian.co.uk/election2005/archives/2005/05/05/election_night_drinking_game.html
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:36, archived)
# A popular idea
www.google.co.uk/search?q=election+drinking+game

And here's some odds.
sports.ladbrokes.com/en-gb/Politics-c110000037
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:47, archived)
# sssweet!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:15, archived)
# I see what you did there
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:16, archived)
# *glee*
candyfloss:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Balloooonz!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Balloontreeclouds
best of all the animals!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:25, archived)
# OH MY GOD.
You killed Kenny.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:26, archived)
# I didn't!
I just multiplied him, turned them into a tree, then filled their heads with helium, floated them up into the air, then sent two little peoples out to catch them.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:28, archived)
# hurrah :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:31, archived)
[challenge entry] aaaaw....he just said his first word "fiscalstimulus"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:47, archived)
# loverly
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:51, archived)
# This needs more killing with fire than Noel Edmond's merkin.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Here comes the aeroplane!
Or not, due to your inept management of the Iceland crisis resulting in their detonating a volcano and grounding all our flights.
So, given that a lot of air freight can't get delivered now, what should we be panic-buying from supermarkets?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:55, archived)
# never mind all THAT!
what's for pudding? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:59, archived)
# i reckon that instead of sending the navy to pick up holiday makers
we should send them up north to blow the fuck out of Reykjavík. That'll shut em up.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:01, archived)
# plane tickets
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:53, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
He'll do anything for a vote:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Click*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
That's superb
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Hahaha:DD
(herman:D, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Naomi's racial harassment claim was upheld after the latest stunt by her colleagues.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
It's funny coz she is forrins!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:36, archived)
# so is Nick Clegg...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/election/article-1266826/The-United-Nations-Nick-Clegg.html

Half dutch! a quarter russian! spanish wife!

Disgraceful!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:44, archived)
# haha!
i wonder if theyve got a similar article on boris johnson's ethnicity
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:48, archived)
# His wife is hot!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:02, archived)
# he definitely wins in the wife stakes
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:03, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:47, archived)
# all his kids are alive too
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:08, archived)
# For you
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:44, archived)
# ha!
needs more babybell
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Pervert
*clicks "Report"*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:46, archived)
# bah, never used that - most people on there are emmentals
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Always fondueing themselves
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:56, archived)
# bloody forrins, that couldn't hap'paneer
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:03, archived)
# HAHAHA
I've replaced it now. It sohuld have looked like this:

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Being forrin sucks at the moment.
/living abroad rant
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:45, archived)
# I IS ON UR FACE
RAPIN UR THROAT
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:54, archived)
# subterranean lairs are so hard to come by these days
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:10, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
This is EXACTLY what happened
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:12, archived)
# You would say that as you're one of his rivals Mr Scaramanga!
:D

and happy candle-age
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:16, archived)
# I gave him the idea
I'm on commission
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:26, archived)
# I was reading a report yesterday that in France Avis are charging £950 for two days' car hire.
Ten days ago it would have been a tenth of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Les cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Not at all profiteering
Bah! Stupid car hire
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:14, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Get right up his nose :D
NSFW ?? opinions? would you say it was NSFW (I'm working on the assumption that it is better to be safe than sorry) If you reckon it isn't...
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:19, archived)
# hhaha!
or "MUHAHAHAHAAAHAAA!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:21, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:25, archived)
# It went like this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:25, archived)
# !
. .
o
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:29, archived)
# oh that's wonderful!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Aww lookit the adorable
happy volcano being all happy and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:47, archived)
# :)))
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Created big_ben_clock to comment on how daft Twitter can be, and it got a bit out of hand. Sorry.
how long has that been going?
you know that they are going to have to have some pretty well-maintained log handling software (and storage space) to handle that.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:23, archived)
# They must have
Some twitter things tweet 150+ times a day, 24 a day ain't that much in the scheme of things. Not that it's saying anything important anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Say what you will about the Daily Mail
But they are good for source pics.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Hahaha
Fucking Iceland! I'm going to lose a lot of money from that fucking volcanic cloud. There's another sodding one on the way too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:31, archived)
# hehehehehe
*hijacks monorail*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:36, archived)
# The Nazi extermination of the Ewes during WW2
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Red sky at night
your cattle are alight
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Sheep dead in morning,
Global warming
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Like lambs to the slaughter...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Those bastard Heronvolk...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Vultures aren't much better either


This bastard signed up for the provos
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:06, archived)
# It's the ducks:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:08, archived)
# that is proper unnerving
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Scary
I don't trust ducks :( Give me an eagle any day. They were always on the side of good.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Send in the emergency Navy Seals!

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:49, archived)
# A worthy successor to this fine specimen


The only golden eagle the Scots Guards ever employed but one of their finest.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:55, archived)
# this never happened
/Woolocaust denyer blog
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:06, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:10, archived)
# very close to spitting soup over my monitor
very good
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:06, archived)
# I love the smell of mint sauce in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:13, archived)
# "Once ze lamb ist prepared put it in ze oven at ze Gas Mark sieben fur 25 minutes per kilo"
/ Nigella Lawson
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:18, archived)
# she should know better, being jewish and all
:D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Yes but she isn't Eweist :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Something about this phrase annoys me inordinately...


edit: de-fitted
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:41, archived)
# nuff said.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:42, archived)
# snuff aid
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:44, archived)
# It's just like being on QOTW!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:43, archived)
# It might have tipped me over the edge
into the abyss of cuntishness.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:43, archived)
# I don't like the flashing much
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:44, archived)
# I can deal with being adblocked...
*sniff, sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:50, archived)
# now slowed down...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:53, archived)
# I just found out that Kenny Everett played the cat on the "Charlie says" adverts in the 70's.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# I always try to learn one piece of trivia a day
This is today's. I may now go back to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Nuff sed.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Muff sad
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Stuff nedd.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Nuff said Fred
we'll have to take the door off
that there door is gonna come away
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Bonk! Boom!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:52, archived)
# We were getting nowhere
so we
had a cup of tea

www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5XX9LX2es4
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOWA-L3JZO4
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:54, archived)
# And Fred said look I've got the sort of feeling, if we remove the ceiling
With a rope or two we could drop the bugger through ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:01, archived)
# I love that song...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Right said Fred,
have to take the wall down, that there wall is gonna have to go
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Send for Dirk Gently
Maybe he'll know how to move that sofa.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:01, archived)
# "When you have eliminated the possible whatever remains, however impossible, must be the truth"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Rub cleft

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:53, archived)
# buff head
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Sorry TJ.
The oddest thing has just happened.

I have an image on b3tards that I used for b3ta days of a mate holding a plate for up birthday cheeses with candles.

I refreshed from a couple of hours ago and the image has been change on b3ta and b3tards to a completely different image of cheese!

WTF? There's two options. The image got changed randomly and by the smallest imaginable pobability it was another of cheese (on which case I want those odds back to use one the sluttery) or Mr. B3tard has changed me inages!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:57, archived)
# It's a cheese conundrum

I don't use b3tards, but could it have something to do with the original filenames being the same, i.e. containing some cheesiness?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:59, archived)
# No I have never seen the image before.
Looking on b3tards it's been uploaded today and I haven't uploaded anything today.

Could someone do us a favour I want to try something. COuld someone post an image below using b3tards.

EDIT: I should say one that they don't mind having changed
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:03, archived)
# experiment with this if you like
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:20, archived)
# I know the reason it can be hacked
but for obvious reasons I can't say on an open forum.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:26, archived)
# i imagine the encryption of your username/password
into the url isn't that strong, something like that?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:28, archived)
# There is no password!
You just have to know the person's username!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:32, archived)
# but that's what i meant by "username/password"
a password is just something you type to gain access. it's totally immaterial in this case -- you only have one thing to type so you can call it what you like. it's then hashed into the string in the url, through whatever process. i think we're in total agreement, just using a different word...

me, i call it "edward".
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Indeed
I just typed in "riverghost" and got your entire listing. And some of that stuff is NASTY. So someone may have just overwritten your cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:58, archived)
# It's not exactly "hacking". I find the lack of security bizarre. Especially as you can just overwrite images if you upload with the same name
Bonkers.

As you say though, it can only be a sad pathetic fuck who would do that...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Yeah
I don't think I actually have another copy of that image and the mate in question I'm unlikely to see again as she's moved back to Australia.

Yeah thanks for the service. It's great but what the fuck are they thinking not protecting it?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:35, archived)
# I guess the only thing is to use a "strong" username. :(
Thankfully I stopped using it after all the images disappeared (I know they got them back later)

Send them a message, they might still have that archive they used to restore them..
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:40, archived)
# I meant that maybe someone else uploaded an image with the same cheesy name

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:24, archived)
# It's the Cheese Continuum
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:03, archived)
# There are not enough cheese conudrums!
This sould make COuntdown great again.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:05, archived)
# *bries*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:07, archived)
# *yargs*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Maybe you dreamt it was the other pic of cheese
Perhaps caused by eating too much cheese before bedtime?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:03, archived)
# 1) There is no such thing as eating too much cheese. That is cheesist!
2) I use that image quite a lot. I took it at a mate's birthday. I know the image it replaced wasn't put by me as it's date stamped for today and it's over 100k.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Doing a quick search
I assume it was the one of the lady holding the dish of cheeses with candles?
birthdaycheeses does indeed appear to have been replaced. In the past too.
www.b3ta.com/board/9028218
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Someone is obviously being a smartarse and had hacked my account as the image of cheese has changed.
The pathetic fucking cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:19, archived)
# I think if someone had hacked your account they would have most likely changed it for something a bit more offensive perhaps
I reckon someone must have uploaded another "cheese" pic and something happened at the server end which meant there were duplicates that had to be fixed.

I dunno. I may be talking out of my fabulous arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Thing is
Since I posted the TJ it's been changed again to another image of a cheese.


The chances of an image being replaced to something of the same subject is probably less than the chance you have to win the lottery.

The chances of that happening again is one down from impossible.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:30, archived)
# It's like Cheese Roulette!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:32, archived)
# OK, you're correct - it does appear to be someone fucking about :)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Maybe they were worried that the one they changed was over 100k:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:38, archived)
# I've had some wired stuff with b3tards lately
One of my images has disappeared completely (as if deleted)
and one of the pics of my cats on my profile changed to a completely different pic
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Trouble is b3tards has very lax security.
Someone is fucking with the accounts.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:20, archived)
# If you've got a weak password
then someone else might even have honestly tried to set up an account, found the same password as yours, and then decided to fuck around instead of changing their password and setting up a new one.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:21, archived)
# b3tards bizaarely has no passwords.
It always been a bit of a worry but up to now no one has has a sad and pathetic enough exuse for a life to actually start fucking with people's stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:24, archived)
# yeah i say "password" instead of "username"
but it's whichever you pick. mine's probably really weak - god knows how many people have found their way into my stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:28, archived)
# MY password is hunter2, but it's okay, it displays on your screen as *******
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:25, archived)
# What are ther chances?!
Mine is ******* too:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Hmm
Mine is *******
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:29, archived)
# I have your CC PIN here
www.positiveatheism.org/crt/pin.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:29, archived)
# ONOES!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Fairy 'nuff
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Hairy muff.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Mary's chuff
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:13, archived)
# *runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Jesus Christ.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:20, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! Jesus!, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:26, archived)
# If it wasn't your b3taday,
I would punch you very hard in the face!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:21, archived)
# I'm using the WiL defence
b3ta.com/board/10012654
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Although legally you are correct
I wouldn't let it stop you.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:22, archived)
# ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Ooof!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:24, archived)
# oh my good lordy.........O_o
there isn't a spanging pan big enough....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:24, archived)
# For that you get one of these. I'm sorry, but there you are.
but there you are.

But because you are on fire you can also have one of these:


(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:25, archived)
# double whammy! Ta
My potential enjoyment of Dr Who on saturday was completely ruined by two so-called frinds who kept talking to each other, and then asking what was going on. Like:

"he doesn't seem too bothered about the fact his hand been blown off"
"Well, he's about to shoot himself... and he's a robot"
"He's a robot? I missed that"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Friends are the worst!
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:31, archived)
# I refuse to watch
anything in company who will not be as engrossed as I will be these days. One of my daughters is a complete culture snob and sneers at even the mention of the good Doctor so I tape the show when she's around to watch later.

Have another highlight:

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:33, archived)
# It's like my brother's ex who I recommended Half Life to
She somehow paid no attention to the story and didn't realise near the end of the game she was now on a alien planet
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:37, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Happy b3taday matey!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Is it the upstairs passageway?
If so, remember to turn on the landing lights.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Gah!
You're only making it worse!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:59, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:08, archived)
# haha avast ye!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Pirate beanz?
Well whatever next?


:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Political Fruits -
of course!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:16, archived)
# I thought Mark Oaten
resigned as an MP?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:20, archived)
# *Votes*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:21, archived)
# *Votes*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:25, archived)
# *Votes*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:26, archived)
# the melons are winning
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)
# But where are the kittins?
Any party promising free kittins would get my true vote.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)
# *retracts plum vote and votes for kittins instead*
we are allowed to retract votes aren't we? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:31, archived)
# ^This. Very much.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:53, archived)
# *poaches with vanilla*
*serves with custard*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)
# you've convinced me
*votes*
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:32, archived)
# poop poop poop poop poop
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Pirate car:

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Cap'n Bloodsnatch's car....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Click*

Prod will be proud! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:13, archived)
# hahahahha! that is marvelous :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Cheers Stevie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Burd.
Is the wurd.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:16, archived)
# He is staring into my soul
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:19, archived)
# And he's shitting on your car.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:23, archived)
# what a happy little chappy he is
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:27, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:27, archived)
# ^ This :D
(herman:D, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 15:49, archived)
[challenge entry] buff
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:05, archived)
# haha!
Morning Sunshine
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:06, archived)
# heh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Ever been to Israel?
Yemen.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:08, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:11, archived)
# haha
you probably deserve pain for that :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Vrooooom!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# bwwwwaaarpeep! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# What a tit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:37, archived)
# it's a finch
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:00, archived)
# That's a wrap.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:05, archived)
# hehe!
reminds me of this, daily cunt, sorry
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1256840/Mystery-scores-starlings-fall-sky-lay-dying--single-garden.html
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:41, archived)
# that's happening all over the place :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:43, archived)
# haha sorry
but i just saw this story

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1267404/Iceland-volcano-eruption-Met-Office-criticised-6-day-UK-airspace-closure.html
"A scientific model based on ‘probability’ rather than fact was used by the government agency to forecast the spread of the volcanic ash cloud, according to critics."

what the fuck do they think weather forecasts are? if we rely on "fact" we're reduced to looking out of the window and saying

"ooh, there's no ash there right now. let's put a plane up!"

"err, chief, there's a wind from iceland"

"THERE'S NO ASH THERE NOW, IS THERE? put a plane up, cunt"

- two hours later -

*crash*
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:54, archived)
# i bet there were loads of volunteers for the test flights
"it might turn your engine to confetti but at least you'll have died doing the thing you love"
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Apparently they're sending up their oldest pilots
And I think it was KLM sent up their chief executive. I suspect a board mutiny is in progress there.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:11, archived)
# It's amazing
how so many people with no experience in aeronautics, volcanology or meteorology, are suddenly all experts on whether planes can fly safely in these conditions
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:26, archived)
# When they said on the radio last night
that several F-16s flying regularly through the cloud had reported damage that was enough evidence for me. Sending a brand new plane on one flight from Heathrow to Cardiff couldn't possibly give an accurate measure of long term abrasive effects.
/sudden expert
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:30, archived)
# I love how some 2 hour max test flights
are immediately equivalent to 10,000 2 hour MIN flights.

I suspect that some of these journalists have little conception of statistics.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:07, archived)
# I keep saying it's fine!


I took this picture from my private jet yesterday!
(Robutt Two pearls in a cashmere sky, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Catnippp?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:55, archived)
# I blame Eyjafjallajökull
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:06, archived)
# by the power of Eyjafjallajökull
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Do you have a degree in fungineering?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:56, archived)
# thRUSH!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:43, archived)
# Shoe! :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:46, archived)
# Leg it
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Hop it!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:49, archived)
# stroll on
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:13, archived)
# On yer toes
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Looking viscious

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:54, archived)
# El Gordo Marrón.... he gonna cut you up, bitch.
bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Ooh that fits a treat!
Hai Moleypoos!

:)

*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:14, archived)
# Oh hai Ninjypotamus!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:18, archived)
# That's one mean hairdo!
he will mullet you to death!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:16, archived)
# Chedge!
(has b3ta gone to sleep?)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:26, archived)
# no, just the comments drying up
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:28, archived)
# It's always dry comments on b3ta
needs more lube!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
# na..some people only comment on the b3tans they like

it's very political don't you know
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# I'm not very well liked then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:39, archived)
# aaaw..preaching to the choir ;D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:41, archived)
# There's a choir?
Tra la la laa la la laaaa... tra la la laa la la laaaa...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:53, archived)
# Can I join the choir too?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Apparently acceptance to the choir is based upon not being very popular :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:17, archived)
# That would be me then :)
♪ La la LAAAAAA ♪ la lala laa ♫ LAAA lala la ♪
at last a use for all those years of singing lessons
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:20, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Is it?
Will you, HappyToast and Dave the Hat be running for Prime B3tan?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:43, archived)
# oh please explain?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:45, archived)
# Well if it's very political
I assume there will be elections at some point.

I'd be interested in the candidates views on Bandwagons, Gayshift rights and capital punishment for Spambots.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:50, archived)
# Gayshift don't have rights
Most Bandwagons are shit

yer maw
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:52, archived)
# I've checked with me maw
and she agrees. I think the Prodge Party have got her vote.

Me, I'm not happy with your party's campaign slogan - 'This compo is shit'

Not a big fan of negative campaigning.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Negative Campaigning is the way to go thesedays
we need more mud slinging and bitch-slapping!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:00, archived)
# ^indeed


you c*nt! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:06, archived)
# What about my c*nt?
Yer Maw!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:10, archived)
# alright forbes

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:54, archived)
# who he?
the original not that tool Brown
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Dunno, but here's his picture.
but here's his picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:11, archived)
# haha fresh! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:22, archived)
# He's not so fat

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:54, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ninglies chaps and chapettes

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:03, archived)
# Shadow rabbit!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Sounds like a Super Hero character
"The Amazing Adventures of Shadow Rabbit"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:22, archived)
# YAY! Bunneh!
I await his adventures with many glees.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Gosh!
I think this is far too subtle and intelligent for my brain can handle at this time of the day. But it is very woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:22, archived)
# but there is a U in cunt
edit: sorry, where are my manners? woo!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:27, archived)
# sick of seeing this cunts face
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:30, archived)
# I would have kept it totally to silloutte but he's such a generic looking fuck nobody would know
who it was ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)
# no offence or anything

he just busts my fucking head in, I think it's the fact I know he'll probably win because of that tool Brown
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# That's politics for you
anybody would think by the way they tell it that we had any sort of a choice!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Indeed.
Althrough I wouldn't normally quote him I believe Ken Livingstone once said "If voting changed anything they'd abolish it".
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:51, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:52, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:55, archived)
# WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:55, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:57, archived)
# NI!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:57, archived)
# IT'S A FUCKING JOBS TAX!
I WAS GONNA HIRE SOMEONE ON £24,000 A YEAR AND NOW I WILL HAVE TO PAY AN EXTRA £240 I WILL NTO HIRE THEM DESPITE THE FACT THAT I NEED THEM FOR MY BUSINESS TO FUNCTION! YOU EVIL BASTARDS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:23, archived)
# haha - satirelols :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:27, archived)
# It is my biggest annoyance so far this election.
If you need someone for your company to function properly, you will pay the additional 1 fucking percent!

I am sure, that just like me, you were entirely shocked that heads of massive companies didn't want to pay more tax. Apparently, bears also enjoy shitting in the woods! Fucking cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Yeah just like bankers who have swallowed billions in taxpayers money
to be bailed out of the crisis that they created don't want to give up on paying themselve huge fucking bonuses - because you know we have to pay for their talent to stay in Britian and fuck it up all the more.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:37, archived)
# just ask them to do 1% more work
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:30, archived)
# No!
I will make them do 2% more work! That way, I will be making a NET GAIN! Ha ha ha! Take that you socialist pig dogs!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
# ^this
Edit: Also, Peng, and Neee-wom!
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# We need more of these pubs
The Domo Arms, Freebase Inn ;) etc.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Near me there is a pub called The Drum, and for a while Mrs V and I fantasised about opening up a pub opposite called The Bass.
Thankfully we didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:13, archived)
# :)
I'll open 'the two cymbals' further down the street.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:17, archived)
# Yeah would hate to think of what clientele it would attract
I would imagine lots of tracksuits and burberry :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Yay &
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:06, archived)
# Hi cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:11, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:06, archived)
# yay?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Shuriken!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Thankee sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:13, archived)
# YAY!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:10, archived)
# YAY!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:13, archived)
# *gives*
'Ning b3ople
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:21, archived)
# yay!
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:56, archived)
# Is it real?
(Astatine, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:45, archived)
[challenge entry] What?


It's my b3ta day I can do wot I like innit!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:27, archived)
# MORE CAYKE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:28, archived)
# I like cheesecake.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:46, archived)
# French Roule please!
With some Camembert spread on it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:54, archived)
# A double celebration!!
Happy b3taday sir!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:31, archived)
# Y Fank U!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:53, archived)
# Me too....
hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:31, archived)
# Oh snap!
As I believe the young people say meaninglessly
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:52, archived)
# In this instance I think you're allowed to say "snap"
as the definition provided by the eponymous card game would be entirely apposite

...and happy candleday!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:57, archived)
# I thought 'young people' just said gay arbitrarily
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:57, archived)
# gay
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:58, archived)
# You're only two user numbers apart, you're like twins or something
which is like well gay.

Happy candlemass chaps!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:15, archived)
# Candle, also!
Double win.
Enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:10, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
you and Joe are b3ta-twins..

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:31, archived)
# Unholiest of all the combinations
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:33, archived)
# I try my best
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:41, archived)
# " ... and then ten minutes later, when I've got my breath back, I try again."
"Oh Edmund!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:43, archived)
# happy candles!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:43, archived)
# Be assured my candles are indeed happy!
And warm and in the dark...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:53, archived)
# Happy Candle-day to Wil and Joe :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:53, archived)
# happy b3ta day to your goodself
and Joe

xxxxxxx
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Yay!
It's like Xmas all over before it happened again or something!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Haha
happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:00, archived)
# Happy b3taday
to you and Joe :D
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:06, archived)
# Candle!
Enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:09, archived)
# YAY! Candle!
Have one of these :D

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:23, archived)
# is it tomato Tuesday yet?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:12, archived)
# hahaa
this is how I feel today
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:13, archived)
# hahahah! woo for an angry tomato mob...
good nings /board
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:15, archived)
# the best supermarket tomatoes are Lidl's
that ends a tomato political broadcast on behalf of the Lidl party
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:16, archived)
# I got a lubberly chorizo sausage in there last week
we went to check out their £5 lobster but it was sold out
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:18, archived)
# haaaaaaaaaappy candaaaaaaaaaaaaallss meester
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:20, archived)
# I wouldn't trust a £5 lobster
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:31, archived)
# If you want
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:17, archived)
# happy b3taday! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:22, archived)
# Bloody Nora!!
Where the darn heck are my manners??

Happy b3taday sir \O/

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:22, archived)
# Caaaaaaaaayke!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:24, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:38, archived)
# Yay... cheers all
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:38, archived)
# Happappay candleday!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:43, archived)
# It is now!!
Fab sir *Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:17, archived)
# *fears*
www.imdb.com/media/rm2447744256/tt0080391
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:25, archived)
# Hahahaha! *clicketyclick*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:36, archived)
# the killer tomato films are ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:27, archived)
# *gulp*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:55, archived)
# This is without question
the most malevolent tomato mob I have ever seen.

Superb.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:03, archived)
# Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Best. Quote. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:45, archived)
# If it isn't, it should be.
Most excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:12, archived)
# this may be your finest work to date
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:28, archived)
# I bet you based these on local chavs or neddies I think you Scots call them
because all the chavs I've ever seen look like evil tomatoes :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:44, archived)
# is it real photo Tuesday yet?
Just testing my new phone,Sony Satio, 12.1 megapixel - quite impressed thus far -
storm rolling in
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 7:39, archived)
# nice!
 
wait.. 12.1 megapixels.. on a FUCKING PHONE?!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 7:48, archived)
# any more than 6mpx
and you'll need a screen the size of an elephants arse to make the most of the pics anyway. But higher pixelage is good for editing though. Very nice shot BTW.
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 8:10, archived)
# it's a pity that all the lenses on phones are completely and utterly shit

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 8:50, archived)
# it's ridiculous
i have a sony A230L, I thought that had good resolution but it's only 10.2 megapixel
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 8:32, archived)
# it's that chick again

(shameless, attention-seeking repost)/small/small/small
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:17, archived)
# That's dam good!
Where were you?
Still on the 35mm myself:
The Thames
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 8:15, archived)
# mid north, south australia
flash flood warnings have been issued and we're in the middle of a fucking drought
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 8:28, archived)
# and I killed 2 eastern brown snakes this morning, one of the fuckers was over 2 metres
and last week we had an earthquake, 3.8





Just waiting for the plagues of locusts (there are a lot of them when you're driving) and the four horsemen of the apocolypse
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 8:39, archived)
# Nice clouds though eh?
I fancy a drought about now, would give everyone something else to talk about instead of THE VOLCANO OF ECONOMIC DOOM.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:25, archived)
# oh that's right you lot are still having a recession
O M G that is soooooo 2009
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:47, archived)
# *investigates flickr account*
nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:02, archived)
# fanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:21, archived)
# Okaaaay
I have 8mpx on my DSLR...
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 8:21, archived)
# About the same on mine.
And my lenses are the size of ten mobile phones.

I feel cheated.
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 8:42, archived)
# 15MP here, but I think 6 to 8 is fine for almost any job

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 8:51, archived)
# Very true,
Ken Rockwell knows... www.kenrockwell.com/tech/mpmyth.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 8:57, archived)
# Heh, I remember reading that at some point
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:08, archived)
# As we're comparing willy size I have 10.1 on my Canon
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 8:59, archived)
# let's start a cloud thread
A storm over the Black Mountains (Wales) a couple fo years ago:
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 8:26, archived)
# That's not a storm that's a big trifle
Just landed from the Planet of Big Trifles
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 8:52, archived)
# woop dee fucking doo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 8:46, archived)
# Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 8:51, archived)
# 1.21 GIGAWATTS!???
watch out for Libyans!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:04, archived)
# Arf !
(I helped save b3ta! dogfish, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:20, archived)
# That's nothing - I got a 1 pixel camera


very crisp image, I find
(I helped save b3ta! dogfish, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:10, archived)
# looks nothing like a crisp
unless it's a Wotsit
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:12, archived)
# very close up
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:15, archived)
# Nacho cheese flavoured pixel

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:16, archived)
# <wipes saliva from screen>
(I helped save b3ta! dogfish, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:32, archived)
# t'is my cheese flavoured pixel!
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:29, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 6:50, archived)
# blarp blarp blarp blarp blarp blarp blarp blarp
 
that's a long thin one herman! : D
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 7:08, archived)
# two holes, three flags.. of course
 


UGLY MODERN GOLF CLUBS, SYMBOL OF CAPITALIST LEISURE TIME, RETREAT
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 7:50, archived)
# This is beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 8:22, archived)
# "work in progress" means "hey guys I need help finishing this"
 
I'm here to help
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Pump pump pump
Pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 8:05, archived)
# Oh god, it's back, isn't it...
Five Live yesterday played the clip of the woman with the dancing dog.
On the radio...I despair.

Why do the BBC get so swept up in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 8:19, archived)
# Happy candlemas sir!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 8:38, archived)
# ta...
I'm off for a b3taday fag
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 8:47, archived)
# tell him hello from me :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:11, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 6:19, archived)
# teh internets will implode if you keep doing this
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 6:22, archived)
# DIE RAPITINUI YOU DICK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 6:23, archived)
# Bankzy revealed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 6:23, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 6:29, archived)
# in progress
and no its not done on ms paint for all the cunts who say it is
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 2:03, archived)
# : D
I like
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 2:03, archived)
# I like the space between the colon and the dee.
It's * N * E * W *
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 5:02, archived)
# You Go Fiend . . . Go Fiend Go Fiend !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 2:05, archived)
# All the cool people have fiendish artwork on their people pages. I don't have one.
I haven't tried anything and it's not working.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 2:24, archived)
# Give'm time . . . there's plenty to do . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 2:31, archived)
# I say, are you a guitar hero, sir?
Do you apply just the right pressure to her neck and twiddle her midriff so that she can sing so sweetly?
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 2:40, archived)
# You gotta bend it like this )( and squeeze it like that }{
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 2:41, archived)
# More boobs undulating...
I need another 5.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 2:45, archived)
# How about 4 stills . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 2:49, archived)
# *pat* *pat* *pat*
My credit card is around here somewhere. This is why I got it.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 2:52, archived)
# Get a leg up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 2:59, archived)
# Your mad.
Can I have it?
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 3:17, archived)
# You might as well have a collection !
looknowhere.blogspot.com/2009_12_01_archive.html
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 3:25, archived)
# The mother lode.
Get in the back seat, porn. We're going on an artistic diversion.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 3:42, archived)
# Nothing sexier than
a three legged woman!



well,

sorta.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 4:15, archived)
# o no her pants are escapin
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 7:09, archived)
# yes i am a cunt
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 2:05, archived)
# The new London Olympics logo? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 2:09, archived)
# I like it, but it won't look good tattooed to my arse
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 2:09, archived)
# Fiendish!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 2:10, archived)
# have you done any of these with paint, on a wall or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 2:19, archived)
# Sorry! Nostalgia is a curse.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 2:57, archived)
# nostalgia for things yet to be
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 3:52, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 4:31, archived)
# BROTHER POWER!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 4:35, archived)
# FUCK YOU, SOCIETY!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 4:40, archived)
# YOU ARE A GOD DAMN GENIUS!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 4:52, archived)
# maybe but I missed the Thoth figure in the centre
 


and pour the waters of the Nile, upon each shining scale?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 5:15, archived)
# we are amused
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 4:52, archived)
# Need a lift?
Call Brother Power.

Available for Bar Mitzvahs, bachelor parties, funerals.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 5:05, archived)
# Top Stuff matey!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 8:28, archived)
# my latest napkin doodle: "bear ruining a picnic."


Click for bigger (369 kb)
Napkin courtesy of Bar Louie (Richmond, VA).
(DSlinger, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:45, archived)
# COR!
Lovely. Please stay.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:46, archived)
# lol
is the bear sucking his head like a icy treat?
: D I hope so
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:46, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:47, archived)
# ^ This :D
(herman:D, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:49, archived)
# Yay!!
I bet she regrets letting him eat the better sandwich now.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:48, archived)
# You could say, a right arm to bear!
a right arm to bear!HAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHA

:(

*sniffle*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAh

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:49, archived)
# ^
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 2:00, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH AHA HA HA AH H AHA H A
ooooooOOOOhh..........ah.......ahhh.....

AHHHH HA HA HA HA HA A
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 2:04, archived)
# Bears are cunts!
.......
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:51, archived)
# Oooooooooh ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:54, archived)
# I know she's out of my leage,
but I'd give my hind leg to sniff her butt.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:55, archived)
# She would get bear for you . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 2:04, archived)
# I just noticed the boobs undulating.
Sorry, cannot be witty for a while... concentrating...
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 2:27, archived)
# Dibs on the neck down.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:56, archived)
# Bring your own lick her !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 2:06, archived)
# I may need a bib.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 2:10, archived)
# That's low.
A napkin should be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 2:41, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:52, archived)
# Yum! My filter likes it! =D
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:54, archived)
# what's the link for that filter?
I've used it before, it looks like cake
(JoePesky, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 4:34, archived)
# Joy.
www.zettix.com/3d-filter
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 4:50, archived)
# FSM
Behold, his noodley appendages are indeed very noodley.

at www.zettix.com/
brilliant
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 6:34, archived)
# nosense, the bear is clearly having a wonderful time
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 3:30, archived)
# The right for bears to eat arms (and heads)
:)
(JoePesky, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 4:01, archived)
# This is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:12, archived)
# :)
I hope you put the napkin back in the dispenser afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:59, archived)

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