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# A lovely new Angel posting in Heven tonight. R.I.P.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 1:28, archived)
# its spelt heaven
but im sure the thought is nice
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 1:36, archived)
#
Sorry about that. Its late and I've had a few. My apologies to anyone I have offended.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 1:41, archived)
# Ah no worries
everyone can see you mean well.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 1:48, archived)
# probably a moot point given the current state of the board, but
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 1:53, archived)
# fucking hell
this is going downhill quickly
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 1:37, archived)
# ^That..
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 1:38, archived)
# at least they've tried saying something nice
.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 1:41, archived)
# That is true. I'm half asleep sorry D:
Also I tried to draw a raccoon and it came out like a panda.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 1:43, archived)
# we all grieve in our own ways I suppose
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 2:38, archived)
# Haven't been here a while, but facebook gave me some /really/ bad news..


for those of you who cant read latin (me either, $diety bless wikipedia...) it reads "Rest eternal grant unto them, O Lord: and let light perpetual shine upon them."

i think pretty much everything else has been said..
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 1:23, archived)
# you could get a tattoo of her, that would be pretty awesome.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 1:25, archived)
# and you can go to hell.
prick.

/fucks off again.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 1:27, archived)
# gayshift in full of cunts shocker
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 1:35, archived)
# alreeet proj !
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 1:39, archived)
# meh
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 1:42, archived)
# Haha
giz a kiss go on.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 1:42, archived)
# not after the last time
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 1:45, archived)
# You just need to work on your speed
maybe you'll get away.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 1:46, archived)
# you're in fine form today, mr bunnyman
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 1:51, archived)
# I'm wondering a little about privacy
considering the papers hadn't printed her name yet out of respect to the family, and this is all public.
 
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 2:23, archived)
# This is indeed a valid point
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 2:47, archived)
# Well I like it
RIP Jessie :-(
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 1:50, archived)
# As they carried him away you could hear him asking "What *does* the 'IP' in 'IP Address' stand for?"


I know it's not RPS, and maybe our minds are occupied by more sombre musings for the moment, but this was breaking news when I left home Friday night.

Here is the moment when a crazed nazi seamfembot struck down the beloved Stephen Timms. As far as I can make out using the searching stick, nobody else in b3ta has managed to source a photo of the assault.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 1:06, archived)
# That's Bender in drag, isn't it?
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 1:14, archived)
# Brender?
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 1:15, archived)
#

Cool robot tho
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 1:15, archived)
# The first tablet says "be excellent to each other"
the second one says "party on, dude"
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 1:17, archived)
# "1. Thou shalt always be honest and faithful to the provider of thy nookie.
2. Thou shalt try real hard not to kill anyone.. unless they pray to a different invisible man than the one you pray to."

- George Carlin
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 1:22, archived)
# I stole the robot off...
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 1:22, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 1:23, archived)
# I have the original source of this pic, burried somewhere in a deep, dark place.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 2:12, archived)
# I haven't been active here really for a good couple of years
Still read the newsletter, but rarely check the boards, and don't post anything at all anymore :/

so... I check back for the first time in aaaages... and the first thing I see...

:(

So in memory of her, and the kind things she's said, I dug out the tablet from storage and did what I could...


...

:(
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:52, archived)
# o hai popular raccoon!
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:53, archived)
# mm, I did wonder if it would be
but it was lully, so i went with it...

And just to clarify, I never knew her well, just she was kind enough towards me that the few interactions I did have stuck firmly in my memory, where I hope they will now stay...
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 1:03, archived)
# at least you got your tablet out, now keep using it.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 1:13, archived)
# I'l do my best, I've missed it.
thanks :)

*sigh
Time for sleep now I think.
G'night all! Hope tomorrow's more cheerful :)
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 1:23, archived)
# Nicely
and welcome back
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:57, archived)
# Thanks,
Not sure if I can stay though. Life seems to leave me with little time, lately :(
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 1:09, archived)
# :/ lovely racoon
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:58, archived)
# Terrible news
at least it would have been over quickly.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 1:06, archived)
# I blame that Cronenberg movie
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 1:09, archived)
# Feel kinda shit not making a new image
But I dug this up from the archives, from way back in 2006.

Sad times...
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 1:07, archived)
# Ed


Click for bigger (127 kb)


Can't trust the bastard!
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:40, archived)
# Optrex ads have moved on a bit...
(I've no idea who that is!)
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:45, archived)
# It's Ed Milliband
however knowing this still makes me no wiser as to what's taking place.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:49, archived)
# A humble tribute

RIP
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:38, archived)
# Spikey racoon :)
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:39, archived)
# I'm still technically quite new here.
I was a long time lurker, only recently have I started posting in any real big way.

As a result, I never knew her, but it's genuinely touching to see how you guys have approached this today.
To see that you all cared so much about a person who many of you surely only knew on here.

I think that's one of the things that makes this place stand apart from the rest of the web.
Everybody seems to be very genuine and very human.

My thoughts are with her friends, family and b3tans.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:48, archived)
# ^This^
I am a relative newbie, so never met or knew her, but it's still a sad state of affairs and the show of affection has been very respectful. My condolences go out to all who knew her and her friends and family.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:59, archived)
# Ditto
Have no idea quite who we're talking about, but my respects anyway.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 3:45, archived)
# Just before bed I picked up an old philosophy book.
I didn't open it, but and as I was walking upstairs, I remembered a quote from it.

I really didn't know Jessie, but what has happened is completely fucked. Now that I've seen some of the photos I realise just how young she was, and from what you lot have been saying it looks like the world's lost a genuine and vibrant soul.

I just wanted to say that you should be selfish. You should indulge yourselves in company of the people you love, because right now there is a man out there who must be the loneliest man in the world. That quote was 'fate is at your elbow' - you never know if the bastard upstairs will take them from you without warning or without the chance to tell them what you feel.


...and as far as FP's go, I agree that there should be at least one with a link to the news. This is no in-joke, this is a bunch of fuckwits showing that deep down they really care, and I think any visitor that would criticise b3ta for caring wouldn't quite fit in here anyway.

well except at /talk, but they love each other really
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:53, archived)
# Lifetime Supply


Also, I redid my site www.piecomic.com
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:24, archived)
# haha
I like this
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:26, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
This is awesome!
My first ever genuine lol for ages
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Save on packaging
Just give him one 'potato chip' (crisp ahem ahem).
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:30, archived)
# ahhhhhhhahhhahhhh fucking love it
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:31, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:33, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:37, archived)
# Ha ha!
Bloody murdering fuck!!
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:40, archived)
# Ha!
I stumbled on this earlier and clicked 'I like this'

I'll do it again :-)
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 1:41, archived)
# Ha ha
Top
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 9:54, archived)
# I saw this and thought of b3ta


Some quality urinated graffiti from Merseyside for you
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:56, archived)
# Excellent find
Ignore the protests
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:57, archived)
# He forgot to dot the "i"
What a fucking amateur.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:57, archived)
# a scouse pissartist
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:57, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:59, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:58, archived)
# I've looked and can't find how/when this wail thing first came into being.
Mummy, what's a 'aa Poyd'?
=(
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:14, archived)
# Whales on stilts
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Mother fucking
whales on those mother fucking stilts.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:35, archived)
# It stands for "Why am I looking at a picture of your dog?"
And wail aa poyd just so happens to be welsh for whales on stilts.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:34, archived)
# fuck it, thar she blows!
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 1:41, archived)
# this is extremely informative.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 2:44, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 2:50, archived)
# I tell you, we shouldn't be mining conservation estate, we should be SELLING THE FUCKING WHALES!
 
you know, like we used to.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 2:59, archived)
# but that'd mean using up all the whales and being left with a big empty ocean
not like mining for gold ... oh ...
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 3:11, archived)
# a true artist would have had the talent to dot the i

ah it's 13 past the gay hour..best go before they come out

night b3ta
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:59, archived)
# She likes it...

(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:02, archived)
# he forgot
Wonka.....did he run outta piss?
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:13, archived)
# I urinated
a cock & balls over the christmas holidays then took a picture. It glowed luminous yellow in the picture because of the flash.

Being drunk is awesome.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:56, archived)
# RIP


(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:43, archived)
# Fucking Ace Sepang!
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:44, archived)
# That is really very, very good.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:44, archived)
# ha, brilliant! :)
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:44, archived)
# It seems inappropriate to use the word "win"
But you see what I'm getting at.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:44, archived)
# Win to the pic
Boo to everything else
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:03, archived)
# that's crackin'...she loved her lego :)
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:45, archived)
# yet another awesome tribute
:~)
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:46, archived)
# Very nicely done
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:48, archived)
# Brilliant.
Well, given the circumstances, as brilliant as it'll get.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:49, archived)
# *clicks hard*
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:49, archived)
# What an amazing group we have here.
I've never seen anything like this before. I've always been impressed with the kind of people who comprise this place. I often wish it were possible to be more than just an electronic presence.

As usual, I am inspired by you all.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:59, archived)
# To be honest
I'm not sure there are many other b3tans who would inspire these outpourings. But Jessie had taken the time to get know a lot of us, invited us to her and the Prof's bashes and made us feel so very welcome - even as newbies still finding our feet. She was a very genuine person and I just cannot believe I am talking about her in the past tense.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:09, archived)
# Hugs
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:12, archived)
# This is very true.
well put.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:16, archived)
# 100% of truth
very sad here
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:24, archived)
# When sometimes it's easy to mock or revile this rather odd place,
There comes a moment when people really do show their quality.

And those moments are worth more than the praise of the praiseworthy.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:13, archived)
# I first noticed this
When Suzi Perry from the gadget show lost her unborn baby. Rather than the typical comments the feeling was that of loss and support for her.

TO sum up.
I'll call you a cunt on the board; but happy to buy you* a pint and wish you no harm.


*people on b3ta.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:20, archived)
# fantastic :)
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:02, archived)
# Love it!
:' )

Too drunk to be angry sad, just teary at how lovely us buch o' cunts can be some times...
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:14, archived)
# This is very lovely

this was mine earlier
A tribute
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:17, archived)
# That's lovely
I'm truly shocked to hear this terrible news. It's just so very sad.

R.I.P. Jessie.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 20:05, archived)
# Regrets
I will add my condolences to the Family and friends here. Good work.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 15:21, archived)
# a lego
tribute - is defiantly a great tribute
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:55, archived)
# I love the fact that this is on the Front Page. If I could click again I would.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:19, archived)
# That's lovely.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:28, archived)
# Newsletter
Next newsletter 100% Jessie content??
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:44, archived)
# Lookit - FP
First of many tributes to FP, methinks
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:52, archived)
# *cries a bit*
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:29, archived)
# Special
in that B3tan way =)
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:33, archived)
#
I don't post much these days... but this deserves a thanks, wonderful thought sepang, it's things like this that make b3ta and 5punk such special communities. I didn't know Jessie, but my thoughts are with her family.. RIP
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 21:17, archived)
# Donated.
I only got to meet her once, but she was a very sweet person. My thoughts are with the Prof and her family.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 21:38, archived)
# Clicked hard!
I never really knew Jessie but its been really heartwarming to see all the tributes here, This by far has been the best! made me really smile and i had to swallow hard to get rid of the lump in my throat.
Such a waste going so young, its so sad.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Fair Play!
Beautiful. My heartfelt sympathies, to her family, friends and the members of B3ta to whom Jess, meant so much.

James, the lurkiest of lurkers.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Very nice.
Well done.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:41, archived)
# I heard you like raccoons

Flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:40, archived)
# Mongy!
Sic!
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:41, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:49, archived)
# ...
times like these are the shittiest of times, and my thoughts go out to her family and friends.
dammit, i wish i had the words for moments like this, but the only words i can think of aren't mine:

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

(hestiating, hovering the pointer over 'post this message', not sure if this will be misconstrued... hopefully not, here goes)
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:00, archived)
# It's all right, I'm sure.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:02, archived)
# Some of the finest words ever written.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:03, archived)
# There are no words
And as this place is primarily a place of humour, I think we can all take your words as they are meant.

And today, quite frankly, life IS a huge steaming piece of shit
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:03, archived)
# I shall leave now, with just this:

The stars are not wanted now: put out every one;
Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun;
Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood.
For nothing now can ever come to any good.


I shall miss my dear friend.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:07, archived)
# deep, vere deep.
and with that, i'm off to bed.
g'night b3ta, tomorrow will be a better day :|
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:11, archived)
# Beautiful
I think this must hit you harder than most as you know them better *hugs*
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:14, archived)
# I was going to quote 'Is Life a Boon?'
As it's a favourite of mine that I want read at my send-off, but I never know if people who don't know it would take it the right way
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:18, archived)
# Pet, you're a bloody star
d'ya know that?
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:25, archived)
# Who me?
I'm seeing stars, but that could be the vodka
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:26, archived)
# *massive hugs*
G'night, pickle.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:31, archived)
# Goodnight lovely
Take care, and keep me informed xxxx
*hugs*
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:33, archived)
# If I may offer a comedy interjection
Fry & Laurie sketch:

SF: Well that must represent quite a boon.
HL: Oh, an enormous boon!
SF: Well, we're always on the lookout for enormous boons...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nTmSu6v0LA
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:27, archived)
# Perfect :)
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:08, archived)
# /unlurk
:¬(
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:37, archived)
# Very nice
Why isn't the wine helping?
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:39, archived)
# DRINK MOAR WINE
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:39, archived)
# Two & half bottles down, and it's not helping.
Just talked to the man. Will text you later.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:40, archived)
# 2 and a half bottles? Now that's a real connysewer! :)
ta, may be asleep but text away
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:43, archived)
# I had three over the course of yesterday, a personal best
Today I'm struggling with half. Is b3ta just a big co-dependant relationship?
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:46, archived)
# Well, yes.
Pretty much.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:48, archived)
# We should have a badge
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:49, archived)
#
badge nother drink
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Ha :S
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:52, archived)
# I agree
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:52, archived)
# And how :)
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:49, archived)
# *ahem*
connysewer alcoholic.
I'll text you in the morning - it'll make more sense, hopefully.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:47, archived)
# OK :)
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:49, archived)
# I will shortly be moving onto vodka
I don't care if I'm hungover at work tomorrow, they can shove it.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:46, archived)
# ^ this
with added 'Do I look as though I care about this fucking job?'
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:50, archived)
# Made slightly worse
As I've only been there a month and a bit and already had to take time off for my grandfather's funeral. Not sure they'll believe me...
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:52, archived)
# Grief comes in nasty pangs for the first few months
/patronising twat blog - my aunt is my next-of-kin
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:04, archived)
# Pickle, don't you worry.
Tell them what they need to hear.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:04, archived)
# Working on it
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:40, archived)
# Not working here either.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:43, archived)
# Just absolutely devastated
And have no words
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:45, archived)
# Nice one
FP it with a link to the news.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:39, archived)
# this
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:31, archived)
# *waits for Mario to jump onto the flag*
Nicely done
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:39, archived)
# He's been on the shrooms
You won't get anything out of him tonight
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:44, archived)
# Right on the money. Right there.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:39, archived)
# The fact that I thought that was animated
suggests that I have not drunk enough yet.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:39, archived)
# very fitting
just found the article in the derby news....even though I didn't know her it still reads like a bad dream
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:43, archived)
# indeed
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:49, archived)
# something in a style I've previously done

with mixed results. I won't be commenting.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:29, archived)
# What an absolute tragic waste of a young life.
Treasure today just in case they cancel tomorrow.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:35, archived)
# I've just shown my wifey this comment,
when she stopped crying she admitted that she doesn't understand b3ta but sends you all her love.

*group hugs*

(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:20, archived)
# :) There's that smile :)
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:36, archived)
# Nicely done fella
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:36, archived)
# bless :)
proof god's a cunt
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:36, archived)
# ^ this
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:37, archived)
# ^ this too
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:45, archived)
# ^ this three
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:49, archived)
# life's a bitch
...and then we die:(
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:01, archived)
# you're too nice for that name dude
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:37, archived)
# God bless you, Nina
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:37, archived)
# Hello lovely
and hello Nina :)
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:38, archived)
# Jesse?
What the fuck is going on?
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:41, archived)
# another b3ta wake
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:44, archived)
# and if I weren't at work, I could start drinking.
 
ARSE!
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:45, archived)
# Bad shit
Real bad shit : (
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:45, archived)
# Shit, I saw the Prof's post, but I did not put two and two together
and realise that that Nina was this Nina.

Giving her a double chinned head was one of the first images I got naughty stepped for, which sounds like an insult, but is not, for she was one of us.

Shitting fuck.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:51, archived)
# Shitting Fuck
And might I venture:

Fucking Shit
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:53, archived)
# You might,
and you would not be wrong.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:57, archived)
# I just looked for the image,
but all I could find was a close up of her arse, with a Rowntrees Fruit Gum stuck to each cheek.

It's a funny old world, in the end.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:05, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:06, archived)
# Ayeup chap.
WHat a shitty day, eh?
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:07, archived)
# Aye
There have been better. Your post made me smile though, so cheers for that, you silly sod. :)
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:09, archived)
# I'm going to go to bed and cuddle my wife.
Bloody fuck.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:12, archived)
# *resists urge*
G'nite, give her one from me.

Damn, couldn't resist one.

Tra, cuntychops ;)
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:14, archived)
# I was expecting a
'bloody fuck' reference, you big gayer ;)
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:17, archived)
# That's the bit I resisted :D
xx
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:19, archived)
# Good night
sweetheart ;)
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:21, archived)
# It's how she would want to be remembered.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:08, archived)
# thanks
that made me smile :)
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:14, archived)
# family must be in pain right now
and shock....I have a daughter who looks quite similar....it's something I just couldn't imagine
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:44, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:44, archived)
# lovely mate
well done gerry 1
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:47, archived)
# R.I.P. Nina
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:50, archived)
# And this is how we will remember her forever
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:51, archived)
# I should hope not
[big round number = nudity] was a terrible meme, I'm glad people have stopped whipping their bits out at the drop of a hat
 
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:56, archived)
# *hat drops*
*readies with the print screen button*
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Test complete
It appears that it has indeed stopped!

Yay for taste prevailing. It was special when she did it because it was kinda unexpected.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:08, archived)
# Oh, please god, no
And that goes for you as well, Inigo...
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:12, archived)
# You know you want it
This is a real headfuck, isnt it?
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:13, archived)
# No. Yes.
No, I don't want it.

Yes, it's a headfuck. But, it's nothing compared with what Kerry & Da Family must be going through.

RIP, Nina. I wish I had met you.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:17, archived)
# The Prof. must be in shock.
He's posted a comment on Jessie's FB page which, quite frankly, made me sob a little.

I really feel for him.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:22, archived)
# talk about entirely failing to carpe diem...
...I still hadn't got round to FB-friending Nina. I probably held off due to thinking it a bit creepy...



I'm going to bed. I've had far too much of this day - it's just gone to shit.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:25, archived)
# I have no boundaries and to be honest
FB stalking is the least of my evils.

G'night Mr T.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:27, archived)
# I was on about the specific pic
not the often horrifying emulations it spawned :~)
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:58, archived)
# A certain animation of Dave the Hat and a banjo springs to mind
Just when I ran out of mind bleach too
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:10, archived)
# you bastard, i thought i had scrubbed that out forever
now i need a second dose :~p
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:13, archived)
# Unfrotunately
What has been seen, cannot be unseen.

Its science so its true
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:24, archived)
# I was just looking for that.
Oh poo.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:52, archived)
# I think the original yellow frogged.
It wasn't in her 5k thread.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:53, archived)
# Damn the internet
and its finite hosting solutions!
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:55, archived)
# To be fair,
I am not sure that digging out nude pictures of the recently deceased is really considered suitable behaviour.

That said, I'm fairly sure she would be amused by it.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:59, archived)
# Its a fine line.
B3ta tends to make light of tragedy but this seems a bit too close to home and all I can think of is poor Prof. and how he must be feeling.

I'd say ixnay on the 'udenay
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:02, archived)
# That's pretty much what I meant, word for word.
Except that silly ixnay crap, of course.

Aye - grieving is for the living, not the dead and it's a fucking disaster, at the end of it all.

Fucking fucking fuck.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:07, archived)
# Lovely Gerry.
I will forever miss the unbridled joy of scrolling down and seeing her name and knowing that it is a good day for b3ta.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:53, archived)
# ^^^^this
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:56, archived)
# it's impossible not to look at that lovely smile
and question how any god could pull such a shitty trick :(
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Any sky pixie who can come down to me
and justify such a waste of a young life will get soundly cunted in the fuck
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:00, archived)
# i'll fucking help
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:03, archived)
# The omnipotent fucker wont know what hit him/her
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:07, archived)
# oh, he/she'll know, all right
it'll be my fucking foot
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:10, archived)
# Hurray for Deicide.
I knew there was a reason I stopped being Mormon.

Today, just reminded me.

Fuck it.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:12, archived)
# It's quite simple
They saw that lovely smile and wanted it for themselves
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:31, archived)
# ^ this.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:33, archived)
# i had many an online difference with her, i don't do this sort of shit, but she was young and loved and my best wishes go out to her family, and in the end that's the sum of all i can do
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Nicely said Dave!
Hope you and yours are all well!
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:01, archived)
# Not someone that i knew, or knew me,
but a random name on a screen made me smile...

My little tribute


just a little hats off... and this random name on a screen sends best wishes and positive thoughts.
To those who have lost...

TMIAH
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:04, archived)
# And allow me to offer a token "is it real?"
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:11, archived)
# Fake
I think
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:34, archived)
# I took that photo and remember that night three years ago very well
A nice tribute Gerry x
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:17, archived)
# Hello bird.
It's shit that we only ever really actually talk to each other, as a group, when something really toss happens.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:19, archived)
# ^this
and as i'm getting emotional again, i'm going to bed before i make a cunt of myself :/
g'night all
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:25, archived)
# no it isn't, this is an internet forum about comedy, no cunt needs to die but we really dont need to get huggy
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:27, archived)
# Not here, obviously,
but apart from Kate I never talk to anyone any more. I don't suppose I have conversed with Gerry for 3 years. To be honest I sort of wandered off after That Nikon Fella and I was not the only one.

I think I'll bugger off back to C4mbodia for a bit.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:29, archived)
# Yeah
But it's good to know we still are a group. Have done a lot of talking on the phone, on MSN and on facebook this evening with b3tans. Just sharing memories and expressing grief and shock.

Really brings home how much love and affection I have for some of you cunts.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:30, archived)
# You coming down this way any time soon?
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:31, archived)
# Not for a while
I'll send you a message via Twitter or something next time and we'll meet up.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:39, archived)
# Cool beans.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:40, archived)
# *hugs*
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:32, archived)
# Blimey!
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:35, archived)
# What?
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:35, archived)
# It's the name of my wireless network.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Trellis, Blimey, or ceiling condoms?
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:38, archived)
# I'll have a Trellis, two Blimeys, a ceiling condom
and half a dozen nails please.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:40, archived)
# *hugs lots*
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:39, archived)
# shove it up your arse
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:34, archived)
# You cannot say that, someone has died!
There is a certain level of social etiquette to be adhered to.

You need to invite Verity to stick it up your arse.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:36, archived)
# do i? i'll never get the hang of this shit, cant you all just shove it up her arse?
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:42, archived)
# My arse is not as cavernous as MONO's bumhole
You'll have to take it in turns.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:44, archived)
# Now, now,
there is no need for modesty.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:45, archived)
# Look, we just cannot go down that route again.
Last time we had to disinfect the whole fucking Eden Project.

And Idea.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:44, archived)
# It's all right
I won't show you any love and affection mongywongykins. I know you don't like it.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:38, archived)
# I hear that he actually rather enjoys
a rusty trombone.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:42, archived)
# b3tan through and through
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:23, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:29, archived)
# exactly, well done you, stop whining you lot
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:30, archived)
# After you
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:33, archived)
# if proof be need be.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:37, archived)
# She was very pretty
God bless her. At least she can rock out with Dio :')
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:32, archived)
# well, he did make a significant contribution to the world
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:45, archived)
# she was ace
i am so fucking sad right now.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:00, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:10, archived)
# "come in Manchester"
"your time is up"
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:18, archived)
# excellent
*rubs scouser hands together*
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:21, archived)
# He haz nukes?
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Come, come nuclear bomb
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:29, archived)
# Pleeze use only nukes that dont waft any of teh bad radiation
I fear that my little shack in Bradfordia (a mere 1 hour 30 min away) may get all covered in bad stuffs
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:32, archived)
# are you in a costal town
that they forgot to close down?
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:34, archived)
# I'm ashally in Yorkshite
But Whenever I see Nukes I get all "moral panicky" about it.

I'm educated in these matters because I've seen the gritty northern apocalyptic drama "Threads"
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:47, archived)
# Oh no!
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:35, archived)
# hahahaha
the japanese go crazy for the stuff
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:36, archived)
# ^o^
Superhappyfunkaboomydeathtime!!!!!

Kekekekekekekeke
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:49, archived)
# For jess and her family and friends who knew her
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:07, archived)
# lully
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:13, archived)
# :*)
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:13, archived)
# :'(
x
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:16, archived)
# nice one
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:17, archived)
# Would it be inappropriate to suggest a "tribute page" for a while
so anyone could post their thoughts and condolences?

Rob?
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:17, archived)
# for every b3tan who passes?
 
I still miss that Nikon fella
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:19, archived)
# he was a nice chap
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:21, archived)
# this
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:48, archived)
# christ
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:30, archived)
# YES, MY CHILD?
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:31, archived)
# you wish!
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:38, archived)
# oh bums, rumbled
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:43, archived)
# Fuck! LOOK BUSY PEOPLE!
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:46, archived)
# I knew you were real!!!
*drops to floor in grovelling stance*

Hows Santa?
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:50, archived)
# HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE!
Me too.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:41, archived)
# seems like a reasonable idea that
bit of a "mixture" otherwise for the next few days....
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:20, archived)
# don't get me wrong
I am not trying to "remove" them form the main page - far from it,

It could be like the drop down when you post - normal, compo entry or Jessie
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:24, archived)
# ^This
Is actually a good idea. Of course, I'm assuming a mention in the Newsletter is already on the cards???
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:54, archived)
# I wouldn't count on it
I don't see much in the way of an FP so far today, which is a shame, when you look at the popular page right now.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:02, archived)
# To be fair ,
b3ta is actually used by a lot more people than the regulars. Granted, it is the regulars who make it what it is, but the FP is about attracting as many people as possible and as beautiful as a front page full of Racoons would be, it isn't strictly what b3ta is about and is exactly the reason that in-jokes don't get FP'd.

I would however assume that in the news feed there will be a message of condolence for jessie.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:09, archived)
# Fuck off you cunt
:P

Aye, you're right. Shitty as it may be.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:12, archived)
# ^I think I'm going to use that as the salutation on all my messages from now on
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:16, archived)
# Nicely mate
:)
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:29, archived)
# R.I.P.
I never knew the lady, but myself and my family send their heartfelt condolences to her family in this tragic time.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:38, archived)
# Ah ha!
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:55, archived)
# Blast you, woman!
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:58, archived)
# hahahaha....just realised in time who it was
:D
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:01, archived)
# that's done a bit too well, i can't click this, sorry
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:02, archived)
# What the deuce?!
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:06, archived)
# heheheheheh, got ya ;)
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:09, archived)
# You may have won the battle this time, RoryRattleHead...but not the war!
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:37, archived)
# darth griffin!
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:04, archived)
# Damn you, and such!
 


woo
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:10, archived)
# Is that real LAZERBARF™?
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:12, archived)
# Darth Didasick, scourge of the rebel alliance.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:14, archived)
# Darth Didasick!!!!
This comment has just won the internet!

Well done.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:57, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:17, archived)
# It's just been revoked!
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:28, archived)
# Great!
Have my Dennis the Phantom Menace

(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:45, archived)
# Now there's two of them!
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:49, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:50, archived)
# hehe ^_^
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:51, archived)
# hahaha
cheeky little racoon
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:51, archived)
# nice, Dixon
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:51, archived)
# ............................bugger :(
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:52, archived)
# Oooo, cheeky.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:52, archived)
# Phoar!

Nice one sir
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:53, archived)
# HAHA - NWOT
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:54, archived)
# smashin' :)
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:56, archived)
# Haha!
I was gonna do that using myself,but you don't want to see me naked again do you.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:54, archived)
# Stop fishing
We all want to see you naked, just accept it.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:56, archived)
# YES
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:03, archived)
# she was never quite on my radar...
..but i just remembered by first b3taday post was a riff on her.


(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:57, archived)
# wheardo
thank you; caught me.
that's me, that is.
*shuffles*
but not /emo
just.

?how do i overbar, mo?
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:22, archived)
# to do
not.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:23, archived)
# ^_^
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
=D
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:58, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Bye bye
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:59, archived)
# Needs sound FX.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:59, archived)
# boing :P
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:01, archived)
# haha
a true b3ta send-off :~)
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Absolutely tremendous
Well done matey.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:09, archived)
# found this from 2005
 




see you in Hull, Jess
 
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:18, archived)
# Spot on,
you cunt.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:53, archived)
# Bye Jess
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:34, archived)
# Raccoons
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:41, archived)
# That's fucking gorgeous.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:41, archived)
# Very nice Prodge
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:42, archived)
# for the late comers and those who have not seen the threads of the day..
www.flickr.com/photos/xsgerry/sets/72157624081263206/

Jessie as I'd like to always remember her- flickr bash pool collection.

life is, as they rightly point out, not fucking fair.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:42, archived)
# Here here
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:44, archived)
# bless you Gerry 2
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:45, archived)
# Excellent tribute Sir.


(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:45, archived)
# ^truly not fucking fair :(
great pictures, I hope Prof. K is ok
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:51, archived)
# I like this

(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:54, archived)
# fucking what?
wow.

one more freckle on the nose of the giant pixie, &c.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:12, archived)
# aw shit. i'm truly saddened.
commiserations to all.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:29, archived)
# Thank you for this.
You're a good man, Gerry.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:46, archived)
# that is truly beautiful
:~)
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:44, archived)
# Marvellous


(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:45, archived)
# That's so lovely :)
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:45, archived)
# Nicely Proj
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:47, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:47, archived)
# You are a wonderful person :)
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:47, archived)
# that's lovely, prodge
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:47, archived)
# I shall refrain from using the words grumpy, or c*nt
thank you, Proj.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:48, archived)
# I AM
THE COON
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:49, archived)
# Coonerast.

(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:55, archived)
# brilliant stuff prodge
if enough of these lovely racoon pics are posted, a nice slideshow with some music would be a nice idea
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:50, archived)
# vere lully indeed
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:51, archived)
# Nice one sir

(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:55, archived)
# brill
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:14, archived)
# Oh, lovely.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:17, archived)
# I like this.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:42, archived)
# Aww, Prodge,
That's wonderful. You star.

(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:31, archived)
# Wow
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:48, archived)
# Excellent, nuff said!
:)
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:51, archived)
# We Don't Need No Education, Chaps.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:07, archived)
# That's a good picture. Did you paint it?
Or are am I missing some sort of joke here?
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:12, archived)
# Do I need to Wail aa Poyd you?
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:18, archived)
# cunt him in the fuck mu
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:21, archived)
# hmmmm
tag remover!!!!not a good sign
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:24, archived)
# exactly what i was thinking
i mean, i think it was obvious he didn't draw it, but to remove the tag, jeez...
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:25, archived)
# exactly what i was thinking
i mean, i think it was obvious he didn't draw it, but to remove the tag, jeez...
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:28, archived)
# not exactly a masterpiece
two minute doodle....I don't get it
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Go stick yer head up a giraffe's vagina.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:32, archived)
# Oh man, that would be tricky
You'd have to jump
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:33, archived)
# Exactly, it would stop him bothering us for a while.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:34, archived)
# I'm not sure the giraffe would be too pleased, though.
 
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:52, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:35, archived)
# That's awesome.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:37, archived)
# tired of b3ta after all this time?
if so just move on, turning into complete dick does nobody any favours.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:38, archived)
# yes. yes you do.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:23, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:24, archived)
# nice boots, that wail
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:27, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:29, archived)
# Boris?
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:14, archived)
# wail on a stick
they revealed that thing today..

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8685486.stm

"It has a "glass swoop" at the back and "an asymmetric design for the front-end completes the futuristic look". "

next up, the giant magnifying glass, and an escalator to nowhere.
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:31, archived)
# "stylish,swooshing exterior"....hahahahahahaha....that's Boris:D
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:33, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:28, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:34, archived)
# merry christmas and a happy new year - D -
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:40, archived)
# *quaffs eggnog*
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:45, archived)
# *flames pudding*
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:51, archived)
# Nggh

(, Mon 17 May 2010, 22:13, archived)
# I'm going to go with the more traditional
"RIS?"
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:33, archived)
# If you turn it upside down it's a goatse
Two hands (one with a ring), either side of an asshole, with a dick-head dangling down
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:47, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:51, archived)

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