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[challenge entry] If you blink really, really fast, it moves. Honest.
(tugger blah fucking blah, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:52, archived)
# nice animation
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:55, archived)
# Thank you.
Really, I can't be bothered to do anything bar roll joints and make tea. I did this years ago for a different image challenge. That's as much effort as I can be doing with right now.
(tugger blah fucking blah, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:56, archived)
# 'animated'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:56, archived)
# If you blink really really quickly...
then it might appear animated. If not, take some LSD, then try again in half an hour.
(tugger blah fucking blah, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:57, archived)
# Whoa...look at it go!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:56, archived)
# Well that's one of the two words in the challenge title.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:57, archived)
# that must be going really fast
because i can't even see it move
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:58, archived)
# That's what she said
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:58, archived)
# fnar
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 May 2010, 21:00, archived)
# lol something about drugz and it's lol
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 May 2010, 21:10, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: ANIMATED ALBUMS


This Tumblr page features a load of classic album covers, animated. We reckon you can do better, so fire up Photoshop, select a sleeve, and animate. Animate HARD.

Apologies for size of gif. It's my very first animation, and I know not what I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 26 May 2010, 20:34, archived)
# GJF
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:35, archived)
# This could be interesting
(if somewhat excluding of those without anim abilities)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:36, archived)
# True
Although I'd never animated anything until 30 minutes ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 26 May 2010, 20:37, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:38, archived)
# I've just been lamenting my animation skills (lack of)
now this.......
i will do a jumpy one
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:40, archived)
# (if somewhat excluding of those without anim abilities)
No, I don't feel excluded. I'll just enter anyway, and take the crap. It's all fun.
(tugger blah fucking blah, Wed 26 May 2010, 21:02, archived)
[challenge entry] The Ace of Spades
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:37, archived)
# i wish i could do this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlOcFRCGUuY
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:42, archived)
# Nothing else matters?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:47, archived)
# i'm unforgiven :(
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:51, archived)
# SSSSSAD BUT TRUUUUEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:52, archived)
# Bow to the Leper Messiah!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:52, archived)
# KNEES KNEES falling to your knees, SUFFER FOR HIS GLORYYY
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:56, archived)
# You will...you will...you will (fade to black)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:57, archived)
# damn, i left it too long, in the middle of shoppage :(
the moment is gone now....
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 May 2010, 21:18, archived)
# (Damage, Inc.)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 May 2010, 21:25, archived)
# i don't care
ain't my bitch
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 May 2010, 21:41, archived)
# ooh, a week of people right clicking every new post :)
could be interesting
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:37, archived)
# ANIMATION SHOP 3
has a 60 day trial, Just so you lot know
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:39, archived)
# NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we only want animators with 31337 5k177Z02z
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:41, archived)
#
I think I will like this one.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:40, archived)
# I'm shite at anims
Good job I'm on holiday next week :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:41, archived)
# I have an album somewhere
by a band called The Animated Egg

It's not going to win any prizes but at least it's in a similar league to Jordan in terms of an easy entry

(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:54, archived)
# HELL YES.
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:54, archived)
# Sod animating this
Photobucket

I'll be surprised if this hasn't been done before.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:57, archived)
# :D...cool!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Perhaps not 100% fitting with the idea...but have a pearoast anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 26 May 2010, 21:01, archived)
[challenge entry] ok
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 26 May 2010, 21:01, archived)
[challenge entry] and
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 26 May 2010, 21:02, archived)
[challenge entry] and
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 26 May 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Litterally......
....spat my wine out in laughter. In short: You owe me a wine.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Wed 26 May 2010, 21:32, archived)
# www.mictoboy.co.uk


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 26 May 2010, 21:36, archived)
# You've got to.....
....animate the Beadles one, it's class.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Wed 26 May 2010, 23:00, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 28 May 2010, 20:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 30 May 2010, 2:26, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
that seems about right.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 May 2010, 21:43, archived)
# Excellent stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 26 May 2010, 22:03, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 26 May 2010, 23:56, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 27 May 2010, 1:35, archived)
# classic bumming off of Lennon there
poor old Ringo, always the brunt of the joke
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 27 May 2010, 3:07, archived)
# ahhhahhhh fuck well I am voting for this one
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:03, archived)
# LOL!!!
fucking hell
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:11, archived)
# HA!
:D :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:22, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:59, archived)
# o_O
Cheer up, George!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 27 May 2010, 19:22, archived)
#
i think that's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:45, archived)
# That took me a disconcertingly long while to spot
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on, Thu 27 May 2010, 10:23, archived)
# subtle
I had to look at the filename of the first one
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:16, archived)
# bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:27, archived)
# yup
not really
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:32, archived)
# I don't want to know where he comes
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:36, archived)
# with my edited source image, I highly doubt it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:39, archived)
# Well, that's a bit naughty
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 26 May 2010, 21:00, archived)
# so does Dr Pepper
...well ever since his lover passed away
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:42, archived)
# Silly stuff

http://news.bbc.co.uk/local/bristol/hi/people_and_places/nature/newsid_8706000/8706218.stm
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:18, archived)
# GAWKin Feader Flappin' Roight !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:22, archived)
# hahahaha, brilliant
*click*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:25, archived)
# Balding Dweeble Flapuliticus
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:29, archived)
[challenge entry] late and shit...
(Testicles just for you, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:06, archived)
# heh heh heh, it was bound to happen sooner or later.
also, i was a cunt to you when you joined so sorry about that and all :)

*good karma points*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:08, archived)
# You are no longer being hunted down by bounty hunters.
Although the talon company are going to be pestering you for a bit =/
Also: woo pic :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 26 May 2010, 20:16, archived)
# fuck them bastards
i've already got shitloads of their fingers and i use their armour to repair my Reily's Rangers armour, hahahah, i spit on them.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:17, archived)
# The talon company can fuck right off. One of those pricks has always got a rocket launcher.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 26 May 2010, 20:21, archived)
# And I have Lincoln's Repeater and shedloads of ammo
So screw you, Talon Company!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:23, archived)
# Where you?
I can't remember, but thanks all the same. :)
*returns Karma*
(Testicles just for you, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:41, archived)
# either this is clever advertising or badly thought out

I may have added the comes in a cup line myself
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:11, archived)
# His wife left him . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:15, archived)
# coleen finally stopped digging for gold?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:18, archived)
# The shoveler was pointless !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:19, archived)
# Then it's called a spade.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:27, archived)
# RACIST !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:28, archived)
# That's calling what it is . . . what it is !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:28, archived)
# Ha-Ha
you cuntaloon :D
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 26 May 2010, 20:18, archived)
# haha
wish I'd thought of that

have a click
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:14, archived)
# It's On !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:21, archived)
# No I don't want to join your fucking farm now stop sending me shit before I send in the martians
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:05, archived)
# hahaha
never played that game, looked bollocks.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:09, archived)
# I'm sick of the stupid join my farm and fist my sheep requests
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:10, archived)
# yes, when i became friends with my friends bird on facebook i got all that crap
i hastily declined all requests and that sorted it. but i then went on to put my status as:
"wtf is up with all these friend requests from people i don't know, it's bad enough having people i don't even like on my friends list". needless to say i cancelled my account last week

:D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:14, archived)
# I use facebook to promote my internetz radio and bands so deleting my account isnt an option :(
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:17, archived)
# you'll pull through buddy, you'll pull through
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:18, archived)
# When I'm calling youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..........
oooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuu..........hooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuu
oooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuu..........hooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuu

Will you....................
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:15, archived)
# Space Raid
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:20, archived)
# Udah Man


That's Him:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCFBXd3mcwc
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 May 2010, 19:52, archived)
# night feva' night feva'....
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 May 2010, 19:53, archived)
# Gots da feva' . . . and gots it gude !!
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 May 2010, 19:54, archived)
# LOOKS LIKE THE UPPA HAND IS ON DA UDDER FOOT!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LplGC_PHyw8

Previous lools
www.b3ta.com/board/10064592
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 May 2010, 19:55, archived)
# Dat's him . . you is him and I'm a you !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 May 2010, 19:57, archived)
# EEEEEEEEH, ITSA SMEE!
also, do you know what the track is?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 May 2010, 19:58, archived)
# SMEE DA MAN !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 May 2010, 19:59, archived)
# MAY BEE GOO FA YOU. NO GOO FOR SMEE

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:01, archived)
# ATSA YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:07, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:03, archived)
# KEEP WALKIN BUDDY!

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:06, archived)
# "allegedly"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:09, archived)
# i would so fuck his wife
anyway, moving on.......
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:09, archived)
# God I hate that stupid fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:07, archived)
# "now that's what i cawl, the powt calling the keddle blayyyyk"
he's a fucking nobhead.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:16, archived)
# Let's blame Oprah. It's all her fault!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:22, archived)
# aye, she should have clipped his wings
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Well, he did that thing with the cucumber for her.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:35, archived)
# You move all white.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:02, archived)
# Average .. . . just don't axe me to jump !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:04, archived)
# I axe da kweshchuns!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Yes Doctor . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:11, archived)
# No whut um sAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...(N)?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:15, archived)
# Uuuuuuuuum Huuuuuuuuuuuum . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:16, archived)
# !!!!!
It's you, isn't it!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:05, archived)
# I gotta get hold of my agent . . . I ain't gettin' any %'s !
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt073Lr6zWM
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Hahaha
0:25 : Ghostcat appears in background
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:11, archived)
# It's cool . . . don't even have to feed it . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:14, archived)
# MY BABY TAKES THE MORNING TRAIN

His rocket pram explodes in flames
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8311289.stm
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 26 May 2010, 19:28, archived)
# Goodness!
This is also why high heels are fucking stupid, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 26 May 2010, 19:31, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 May 2010, 19:32, archived)
# WHOOSH..BOOM!
haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Wed 26 May 2010, 19:34, archived)
# Lucky kid.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 May 2010, 19:35, archived)
# POWAAAAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 May 2010, 19:47, archived)
# Wrong Way
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 May 2010, 19:49, archived)
# I bet the train was late
had it been on time the kid would have just got on the train
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 26 May 2010, 19:51, archived)
# Hahahaha
One lucky baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:00, archived)
# I bet Obi Wan did it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:01, archived)
# Hahahahaha



(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 26 May 2010, 21:07, archived)
# pfft
the actual tattoo looks like a bellend
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:43, archived)
# so does he
good player though
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 26 May 2010, 19:11, archived)
# You're right. He plays amazingly well for a potato.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 May 2010, 19:24, archived)
# a sort of Maris Striker
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 26 May 2010, 19:50, archived)
# what a classy chap
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:50, archived)
# HANDEARS: The Early Years
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 May 2010, 19:23, archived)
# He's lost his lampshade !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 May 2010, 19:53, archived)
# Kai iz Gai.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:08, archived)
# Looks like it was done dot to dot!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 26 May 2010, 20:20, archived)
[challenge entry] bit late
but been babysitting a lot so this came to mind.
(prob bin dun...)

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:26, archived)
# Why are his eyebrows in arabic?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:28, archived)
# Looks like Ogham
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:30, archived)
# Nah, doesn't start with the feathers, and ogham doesn't do curved lines.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:32, archived)
# because he's Halal, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 26 May 2010, 19:29, archived)
# You have been babysitting a cyclops grasshopper?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:33, archived)
# kinda
:)

and it's actually plankton...
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:44, archived)
# But if that's a plankton then Spongebob must be tiny!
I've just lost all of my respect for him.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:48, archived)
# I think it's a really big plankton
they really screwed it up didn't they....

Maybe he is a mutant radioactive plankton which is why he is big and evil.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:51, archived)
# *BUYS IT*
I want to believe that Sponge Bob's world is readl
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:57, archived)
# Yay for hanging red thingies!
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 26 May 2010, 19:00, archived)
# I see you won first prize!
www.thebards.net/music/lyrics/The_Scotsman.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 26 May 2010, 19:49, archived)
# *something incredibly witty and insightful*

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:48, archived)
# Why is it 2 images?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:49, archived)
# Timing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:50, archived)
# Ah ok.
Makes it different every time. Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 26 May 2010, 20:20, archived)
# You should really have posted this reply tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:01, archived)
# I think yesterdy would have had maximum effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:05, archived)
# Ah, you're right again.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:15, archived)
# i've been to yesterday and you are correct
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:27, archived)
# Loving that tongue action.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:50, archived)
# Just imagine the things she did with it in her youth.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:52, archived)
# I am imagining her eating soup.
NEXT INSTRUCTION PLEASE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:58, archived)
# Gaz me your name, address, d.o.b, bank account details and mother's maiden name.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:01, archived)
# i'll but this here then, and eh....sorry ;)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:56, archived)
# *adjusts trousers*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:57, archived)
# she wants you Mu
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:58, archived)
# She's wearing rainbow colours
to attract him.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:00, archived)
# I'm magnetically attracted to primary colours.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:03, archived)
# hahahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:03, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:58, archived)
# haha...
Why are you all shopping a picture of my grandma? What's going on?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:04, archived)
# She's a regular poster here.
Bit of an attention whore, to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:06, archived)
# aha!
I knew it wasn't just online bingo she was into...
she'll love all these - she's very broad-minded, is gran.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:07, archived)
# After looking at your profile I would like to object.
The knob gag IS the highest form of humour.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:14, archived)
# yeah...I know it really.
that's why I can't resist this place... :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:15, archived)
# she's fahkin' lovin' it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:08, archived)
# haha!
I'm sure she's revelling in her moment of internet fame...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:12, archived)
# JAJAJAJAJA

spotify:track:750ZFmjyBeT1qKRM5dpFar
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:28, archived)
# He's got a long way to go before he's mastered the quintapod riverdance.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:29, archived)
# you can tell him that..hang on I'll get him on the innawebz
hello, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:31, archived)
# Hey Mr High Ranking Priest Person. Your riverdance has a long way to go.
You show some promise though, keep at it, a'ight? Yeah... yeah he is odd. Ahahahah, yeah, evil little squinty eyes. Ok, bye bye.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:39, archived)
# ...well i'll be jiggered
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:41, archived)
# i'll put this here, not worth its own thread
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:32, archived)
# WHOOPTHY!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:38, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:45, archived)
# JAJAJAJAA
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:49, archived)
# JAJAJAJA
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:53, archived)
# HEP TO DA JIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 May 2010, 19:12, archived)
# Spiderpriest, spiderpriest, does whatever a spiderpriest does
Spins a web, any size, catches children to molest,
LOOK OUT, HERE COMES THE SPIDER PRIEST!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:37, archived)
# Now ya on tha trolley!
also, your fp is hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:43, archived)
# Thanks man
It was the result of severe sleep deprivation.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:47, archived)
# sleep less!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:50, archived)
# yikes
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:54, archived)
# *spang*

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:58, archived)
# that was my Joke
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 26 May 2010, 16:59, archived)
# That was Freebs' joke.
sort of
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Does he have eyes in the back of his head?
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Wed 26 May 2010, 17:03, archived)
# She is sitting in front of a mirror
smartarse ;)

EDIT: She is also blind.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:04, archived)
# *is laughing self silly at this bit*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 26 May 2010, 17:08, archived)
# So then why did she agree to go and watch a movie?
Ahhhhhhhhhh ... !
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Oh my god. I can't deal with you people.
I'm going home to get drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:11, archived)
# Come back and fight you gaylord!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:13, archived)
# OK.
She went to the movie just to listen to the dialog, which is why she forgot what it was called, yeah, because she couldn't read the credits, right?

Ha-hargh!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:14, archived)
# Good lad.
Now - explain to us why you think it's acceptable to portray blind people being smashed in the face with tins of soup.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:16, archived)
# It's part of the guide-dog training program.
Any decent guide-dog would have caught that tin before it hit her.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:18, archived)
# THIS
is the illustration I want to see.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:18, archived)
# Perhaps another time
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:20, archived)
# best thread today
after the one about puns on vaginas and seaside towns
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:22, archived)
# She went blind at some point
between seeing the film and celebrating the anniversary.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Wed 26 May 2010, 19:10, archived)
# I remember this being a cryptic crossword clue.
(twattybanjo, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:03, archived)
# E (13)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:20, archived)
# I feel a certain senselessness in trying to solve that type of clue
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:55, archived)
# I'm going to have to ris I'm afraid
what am I missing?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:03, archived)
# It's a bit like Dingbats
HIJKLMNO
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:05, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:06, archived)
# :)
I can't think of a clue without giving it away *scratches head*

Umm, ABCDE is A to E, HIJKLMNO is......

Edit: or subscribe to ElvisWeatherCock's newsletter below.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:07, archived)
# *tumbleweeds*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:09, archived)
# I'm just wasted here
*emos*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:10, archived)
# *groooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaan*
i'm de-rised.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 26 May 2010, 20:07, archived)
# TELL US THE ANSWER BARABAROSSA!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 May 2010, 17:07, archived)
# LIKE MY FUCKING PERGOLA ALREADY AND I MIGHT OBLIGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:09, archived)
# Done!
*cowers*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 May 2010, 17:11, archived)
# HIJKLMNO = H to O.
or H2O. H2O is the chemical formula for water.

Hence his alphabet soup is a bit watery.

*exits stage left*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:15, archived)
# AND DON'T COME BACK!
come back!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 May 2010, 17:20, archived)
# RE: your sig
Full or empty?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:22, archived)
# empty
eat the marmite first. There was not enough room in the sig to clarify thispoint
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 May 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Not the jar, the balls. LOL
Fuck me, I've waited at my desk 17 minutes to post this "joke". I'm going home now.

Byee.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:39, archived)
# haha
you daft cunt!

actually - I finished work nearly 2 hours ago and I'm still here :(
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 May 2010, 17:40, archived)
# totally worth it
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:40, archived)
# HIJKLMNO?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 May 2010, 17:06, archived)
# H to O
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:07, archived)
# I want to smash my computer right now.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:11, archived)
# LETS SMASH EVERYTHING!
*SMASHES*
Griffy Savalas has left the chat room
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 May 2010, 17:12, archived)
# *office giggle*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:13, archived)
# you made me do a laugh
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:23, archived)
# To tha muthafuckin hos
I got more bros than Seb got Coes
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:11, archived)
# BREAKING NEWS: BBC confirms comedian Jason Manford to join One Show in July as co-host
well that's the last bit of credibility he had left down the pan
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 May 2010, 17:13, archived)
# Oh FFS.
Mind - last thing I saw he was freely advertising a certain brand of shower gel in his show, and it wouldn't surprise me if he were being paid for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:14, archived)
# Hahaha
ffs I feel stupid for not getting that sooner.
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:17, archived)
# bloody hell....*aims spanging cannon*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Waiter . . . why is there no fly in my soup ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:24, archived)
# What
pasta matching algorithm did you use?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:32, archived)
# HIJACK LEMON
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:38, archived)
# Who the hell would order alphabet soup at a restaurant?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:40, archived)
# A bee
see?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:44, archived)
# (I gotta go catch a buzz...BRB)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:47, archived)
# kerschpang!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:06, archived)
# Semolina Sans?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 26 May 2010, 19:01, archived)
# End of day mindfuck. Enjoy the rest of the evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:52, archived)
# ?

EDIT: maybe his leg had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Is the mindfuck
the fact that two trees in the background are the same?

I do like it though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:52, archived)
# ^ This ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Oh pants.
Edit: Ninja-obscured :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:56, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:00, archived)
# There are also 2 Suns.
Shadow from the metal fence, compared to the shadows from the trees at the top.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:51, archived)
# Argh!
*head assplodes*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:53, archived)
# I think Druss's post below
is more of a mindfuck. However this is still woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:53, archived)
# cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Good work!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Arch it texture . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:01, archived)
# I LIKE THIS. IT IS VERY HIJKLMNO
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 May 2010, 17:11, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:15, archived)
# R2S
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 May 2010, 17:21, archived)
# This is from the time that
Escher was moonlighting as a landscape gardener.

Most Woosome!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Cheers!
Any minute now I'm going to get the opposing lightsources brigade on my arse...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:19, archived)
# OH HAI.
Not really though. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:24, archived)
# That izz trippy!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:26, archived)
# Haha nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:28, archived)
# I did a painting once...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:31, archived)
# Cool!
I wish I could paint. Other than fences and ceilings, like.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:34, archived)
# If you go crosseyed it looks right
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:33, archived)
# Looks ok to me...
but it's been one of those weekends. Up to now..
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Sun 30 May 2010, 0:01, archived)
# Last one before I go to work....
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:51, archived)
# i would
(teh_raab Hail Seitan!, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:56, archived)
# *pulls string*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:00, archived)
# banjo string?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 May 2010, 17:07, archived)
# TWANG
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:18, archived)
# Where did this new freak of nature come from?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:01, archived)
# somewhere down there...
Blame Griffy.
www.b3ta.com/board/10065484
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:04, archived)
# I'm sorry alright!
I found her ages ago. She was on a police mugshot I think, but I can't find her anymore

edit: still can't find her, but there's some right pearlers here: www.google.co.uk/images?q=clark+county+mugshot&um=1&hl=en&safe=active&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&tbs=isch:1&sa=N&start=0&ndsp=18
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 May 2010, 17:14, archived)
# She's at home in your bed
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:16, archived)
# definitely Mrs Savalas
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:20, archived)
# some mornings yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 May 2010, 17:21, archived)
# jeebus fucking christ
3Mb: api.ning.com/files/TvzVEaQaNnkTL93KQ92o7LcJ9r2OxdOavpF6LM5NXz-9wzR3UouKIzHOiHiNESpU1A14Z0HOQreJHE-EG7y0ZefU*L140n0R/foleyk2001mugshot.jpg

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 May 2010, 17:19, archived)
# *squints*
Can't quite see that. Is there a CFB?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:23, archived)
# shit is it?
it's actually blocked for me - I linked it from a google image preview!
whoops!

have edited - hope that's better - I still can't see it myself!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 May 2010, 17:37, archived)
# Scaling it doesn't reduce the filesize
2,338.39 kB (2,394,510 bytes)
1,811px × 2,100px (scaled to 200px × 232px)

Silly griffy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:46, archived)
# oh fuck - that kind of big
whoops - sorry everyone - I owe you some bandwidth
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 May 2010, 19:57, archived)
# she got a big face
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:25, archived)
# Print it onto leather and wear her face as a mask
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:28, archived)
# I tried
but all I have is a cow jammed in my printer and all the lights are flashing
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:40, archived)
# Your picture is bigger than everything!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:27, archived)
# oh fuck no
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:33, archived)
# Go to work
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:36, archived)
# WHITE FLOUR!
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Wed 26 May 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Hahah!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Hitler was a baker
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Not many people know zis,
But ze fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Wed 26 May 2010, 16:50, archived)
# sexy too
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:53, archived)
# He's too sexy for his lederhosen !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Die Handschuhe halten seine Hände warm!
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:57, archived)
[challenge entry] I think I'm starting to understand now.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:41, archived)
# hehe, very good
anyone see that 'documentary' about dali on BBC1 the other day? What a load of toss
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:43, archived)
# I quite enjoyed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:50, archived)
# I would have
but I missed it
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:55, archived)
# it was like watching a Taschen book
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:05, archived)
# the presenter looks and talks like he's just finished his SATS.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:11, archived)
# he was quite annoying, but it was some of glossing over of various points, and the usual trick of reading more into certain things than there actually is that got me.
But it wasn't THAT bad... It just felt like I was reading through a coffee table book.

still, if it gets people interested in a bit of culture, enough to go an find out more, it's all good
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:21, archived)
# Yeah...regardless of all the bullshit...his work speaks for itself.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:38, archived)
# he's persistent that Mandeville chappie
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:46, archived)
# Right On . . . Time !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:50, archived)
# "Pineapple!!!!!"

Horrah for holidays!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:37, archived)
# It's Juiced !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:50, archived)
# I don't think I'd eat this D:
IT HAS EYES.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:51, archived)
# THis is lovely
So I've clicked it. Reminds me of the ... Vegetable ... Bunch ... - with Tommy Tomato and Sidney Celary or something that I read as a kid at about 6yo - it was all written and illustrated by a 9yo girl, and it's where I learned that it's no use aspiring to anything because you'll never get there.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:53, archived)
# The Garden Gang!
Oliver Onion
Bertie Beetroot
Roger Radish, et al
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:03, archived)
# YAY! That's it! Them!
Oliver Onion and Roger Radish. Never had Bert Beetroot, I don't think.

Yay! *googles*

EDIT: Oh my dear, sweet young innocence - a willing victim to B3tan rape - all I can see here is a bumming being enjoyed by both parties:

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Ace...long lost memories!!
Subliminal art at its best
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:35, archived)
# I'm not sure about this Tory plan of schools becoming specialist funded academies


(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:31, archived)
# hehe
KENDALLLLL
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
Zammo looks fucking ace!
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:33, archived)
# hahahaha!
ooh ohh - her in Green there - I luuuuuuuurved her!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 May 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Jackie something?
I think everyone did :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:41, archived)
# mmm
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 26 May 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Err, Faye Lucas anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Mutant Power!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Tres Bon!!
Gonch Gardener as 'Banshee' lol
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:43, archived)
# ahahaha!
They'd have a job getting Roly's dinner money now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:44, archived)
# haha
clicky
(Captain Black, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Super
That's cheered me up.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:49, archived)
# yay, doldrums banished!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:51, archived)
# The gifted that keep on giving . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Benny doesn't appear to have any mutant qualities
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:23, archived)
# Haha
I like this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:30, archived)
# hahaha
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:36, archived)
# This was worth coming back for.
Lully stuff, mon ami.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 26 May 2010, 19:36, archived)
# holy fuck, that's good!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:52, archived)
# I didn't see this at the time
but now I have I am a happier man
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 28 May 2010, 8:37, archived)
# no she's not dead yet
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:09, archived)
# no unshopped pictures.....
ewww!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:11, archived)
# keep on kicking till she is
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:13, archived)
# *awaits righteous comments about pissing on her grave*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Teed Off !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:26, archived)
# Go on Dennis!!
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:30, archived)
# :)
(waxdart hello., Wed 26 May 2010, 17:55, archived)
# have
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:14, archived)
# haha
nor her sister
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 May 2010, 16:14, archived)
# NWOT
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Ahahaha, they're a lovely couple.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Rigor Mortise
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Meh
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:25, archived)
# better than my des lynham / old woman mix
looks like simon weston!

(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:27, archived)
# pfft
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:30, archived)
# :D Looks like Frederik Pohl
www.locusmag.com/2000/Issues/10/pohl.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:31, archived)
# is that the dude from the Faulklands war that got burned?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:32, archived)
# thats the fella!
on a serious note: that fella is mentally hard core, his nose was rebuilt from has own ass! how do you cope with knowing that?
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:39, archived)
# It's not to be sniffed at, certainly.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:40, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:42, archived)
# I wine 'em, I dine 'em
I'm Des Lynham
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 26 May 2010, 16:43, archived)
# *presumes Dali's SFW*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Bum
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Arse
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:09, archived)
# titters
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Hello Cheesecake !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:10, archived)
# hello Jelly
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Jam
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:21, archived)
# excellent homage
woo on it's way:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Dali-cious!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:45, archived)
# what's the Spanish/Catalan
for "Ding Dong!" ?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:16, archived)
# It's: pim pom!
Disclaimer: statement may not be true.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:25, archived)
# I don't think you're a real Spaniard
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Great minds truly do think alike...(see above)!... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:44, archived)
# *celebrates*
..reckon we should have a "Dali day"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Count me in !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:02, archived)
# ...I got up to 5150.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:42, archived)

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