which seems apt. I've tried 'shopping it, but I'm no good with fonts, and haven't got the time to arse around trying to get them right today.
So you'll just have to imagine it.
'NING, all!
(Enzymeis powered by sunlight,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:19,
archived)
Enzyme just got me thinking.
how do you change the perspective on your font? i always have to rasterize my font before it lets me in PS5
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:25,
archived)
The only way I've vaguely managed it
was to skew the text-box thingy manually while it was a full layer. But it was for a very small image, so the seams weren't really visible - and I wasn't happy even then.
(Enzymeis powered by sunlight,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:37,
archived)
i know what you mean
i resorted to using skew a lot of times, but it's just not the same. there must be a way dammit!
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:42,
archived)
Use the vanishing point tool
It's dead easy
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:41,
archived)
i'll have to have a look for that then
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:47,
archived)
I've just found it...
And my special ability seems to be to make it skew things in exactly the wrong direction. But at least I've got an idea of what it is with which I should be experimenting now.
Ta, Joe!
(Enzymeis powered by sunlight,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:59,
archived)
rasterize the text layer and distort?
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:46,
archived)
PMSL PAT TESTING
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:32,
archived)
Had this thought....on the Hamlet kick
(sancellesays something stinks in suburbia,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 9:51,
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Nice.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 9:52,
archived)
aargh!!!
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 9:52,
archived)
Step back! The Lady has a goiter and she's not afraid to use it
(Michael Elliscontributes nothing,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 9:14,
archived)
Wood.
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 9:25,
archived)
The life of everyone on board depends upon just one thing: finding someone back there who can not only fly this starship, but who didn't have fish for dinner.
(HakuOrange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 8:33,
archived)
:)
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 8:33,
archived)
Absolutely marvellous
He would have made a great Kirk back in the day
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 8:34,
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(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 7:43,
archived)
Just a quick one...
See, it's getting cold here. That means two things: winter, and talks of budget cuts. One of those two make me nervous, especially since I enjoy getting a paycheck. And when I get nervous, I head down to the basement and turn out shit like this. Anyway, it's meant to be quick, and there are bits i do like, but not something I'd print again.
(Foxglove-- it all ends in tears anyway...,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 3:16,
archived)
Getting cold here too.
I always forget how much I dislike it. I really like this pic a lot, I'm surprised to hear you say you wouldn't reprint.
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 3:24,
archived)
I think its the way i want to progress
but its not quite there yet.
Plus I totally fucked up her ear. Thank you photoshop for unfucking it.
(Foxglove-- it all ends in tears anyway...,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 3:33,
archived)
Haha
I can't wait for Real Life 2.0 with UNDO and EDIT
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:56,
archived)
Supposed to be getting hot here, but no sign of it yet.
our summer's just starting, the bus ride home is DELIGHTFUL
the commingled body odours yesterday were oddly like deep fried potato, either that our someone was having a sneaky fish supper down the back
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 3:45,
archived)
I was thinking about this earlier.
There should be some kind of Winter Savings Time, as in, the clocks move back 6 months, so that our seasons coincide.
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 3:52,
archived)
Nice.
Fucking airlines. Flight prices are now twice as expensive as when we came out here. I wanted to send the Mrs and the girls back to Blighty for a holiday, but it costs the same as what we spent to fly us out here and pay for the moving of all our stuff.
We have -9 and 25 cm of snow, in the middle of Warsaw
so ;ast night a few of the trams got backed up a bit, and they were packing us in a bit like you see on the Japanese bullet trains. We are all wearing our thick winter stuff now - so the net effect was quite cozy, actually! We have forecasts for -19 today, and the buses, trains and trams are all running. Poles are happily bashing into each other on the roads, because 'we don't need winter tyres on yet - it's still November!' Jingle Bells everyone!! :@ )
(blyerkite k trilby,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 7:00,
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this is really nice
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:51,
archived)
I like that.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 9:24,
archived)
Never Trust Mannequins
(ValinI changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 0:58,
archived)
Or womannequins.
I believe belated birthday wishes are in order.
(Lord KronosGo Team Pachyderm,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:05,
archived)
You are genderly correct !
And thanking you for noticing my yearly advance !
(ValinI changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:08,
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that is not even a joke I'm afraid, but fortunately, I'm easily distracted.
today: sexy cripples
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:53,
archived)
Do you yearn?
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 3:08,
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it's a dull ache, mofaha, dull and hopeless.
yesterday: knee-high stockings, I hope these will be in this summer
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 3:43,
archived)
Unscratchable itch, eh?
You think a couple of sweat sessions with some knee-highs and their owners will fix it? You don't have to answer that :)
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:00,
archived)
some people take what they want, some people take what they're given.
as to the sweat sessions: improbable. to be precise: just an inch or two above the knee. Commendable.
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:06,
archived)
Dude, they call them Pop Socks in the UK, or used to.
How can something with an ugly name be arousing? I mean, you're a WORDS person, right? Panties are hot, KNICKERS are not.
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:18,
archived)
well I looked up pop socks and they appear to be the same thing.
socks or stockings, there seems to be no consistency as to above or below the knee.
I shall be pondering this matter all summer
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:38,
archived)
And by pondering you mean
wanking furiously, I presume?
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:40,
archived)
not in public, they can put you away for that sort of a thing
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:47,
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Yeah, right.
"the bus ride home is DELIGHTFUL"
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:54,
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I mean congenital birth defects here, like missing limbs, beadle hands, &c.
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:09,
archived)
I saw some amputee porn yesterday.
Stump-licking, specifically. Not my thing.
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:19,
archived)
oh, I haven't done that kind of research
I was just talking with someone this morning, and I hadn't previously noticed this, but yeah, one tiny little hand, basically a flipper. Makes sense, she plays french horn.
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:34,
archived)
Does she come from a line of musicians?
I'm wondering if it's an inherited adaption.
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:35,
archived)
could be.
if you know the french horn, you know what you have to do with that right hand.
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:39,
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Oh, I know all right.
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:41,
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HARCH !
HUTUCKHUT
(ValinI changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:37,
archived)
(ValinI changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:02,
archived)
Congratulations, fellow Sagittarians,
I am a week away from knowing the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. But at least you have made me feel young! Somehow I expect everyone on here to be in Dave!'s age group ;)
(RedHouseover yonder,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 3:03,
archived)
not at this time of night
WHERE'S ME TEETH, WHERE'S ME HASH PIPE
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 3:49,
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Under the bed with your slippers.
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:01,
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Seriously?
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 3:21,
archived)
that is correct and,
if you are fortunate, you may have some longevity someday.
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 3:37,
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I've no doubt that from your perspective he's entirely in the wrong
but I have to tell you, from the casual observer's perspective, it's just two guys pulling each other's chains and getting pissy.
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 3:43,
archived)
Casual observations don't lead to particularly good assessments
You can't see or understand the animosities that have built up over time, in different situations, by scrolling down a single thread and making snap judgments about the worth of it all.
I'm just telling you how myself and some others perceive this. Perhaps it's a poor assessment from your point of view, but there it is.
And you're absolutely correct in your edit, people don't see the full extent of the buildup of animosities; they just see two guys flinging shit at each other. That's kind of my point... everyone comes out of a shit-flinging fight smelling the same.
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:17,
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I've gotten gazzed by several other people on the same issue
and they present a side you apparently are not aware of. Your point of view is not in the majority, accordingly. So there you have that.
And, are you entirely oblivious to the others who were putting p69 in his place?
and perhaps you don't realize this, but I've stood exactly where you're standing now with relation to this issue, quite recently in fact. I'm just saying someone has to be the bigger person and shrug it off, otherwise it will just continue and everyone on the board will have to put up with it. My thought was, perhaps you'd be able to hear the sense of that.
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:34,
archived)
good point
best off using the ignore button, before a lot of people use it on you :(
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:37,
archived)
What's wrong with moderation on the forum?
I've seen forums where flaming is not tolerated and people get banned for repeated trolling. Seems like here you are expected to ignore roaches in the soup so that nobody else hears you complain.
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:59,
archived)
I don't know who the moderators are or even when one is hanging around the board
I've only had one or two technical issues in 6 years here but in each case I got no help from anyone who was supposedly a moderator--only some insults.
(Lord KronosGo Team Pachyderm,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:54,
archived)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 3:09,
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oh shit
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 3:16,
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ahhhhhhah I was looking at that Chicken of the Sea recipe
seemingly a fairly ordinary layering of macaroni cheese and tuna bake, yet the recipe makes no mention of the bed of broad beans, sliced orange, and what appear to be either tiny hot dogs or baby carrots
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 3:48,
archived)
Sliced orange and tuna bake.
I actually shuddered when I read that.
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:54,
archived)
"With a fork, whip deviled ham with enough cat-sup to give consistency of thick whipped cream.. Combine French dressing with cheese spread: beat with rotary beater till smooth. Serve in separate bowl."
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:35,
archived)
Who says peas are boring.
(Lord KronosGo Team Pachyderm,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:36,
archived)
I've seen loads of these recipes recently. I suspect the aim was to discourage people from eating.
As if the recipes themselves weren't already unappetizing enough, they're presented and photographed in the most unpalatable way possible. I'm pretty sure it's one of those dead art forms: the unappealing presentation of food.
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:40,
archived)
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:42,
archived)
PASS THAT FUCKING SHIT OVER HERE, MAN
(e1bowparts of this page are not secure,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:53,
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I've only seen it in 1950s U.S.A. recipes, in old magazines and cookbooks.
the bizarre combinations and presentations that appeal to both sophistication and nutrition, combined with poor colour separation in the printing process, make the end results amazingly lurid.
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:54,
archived)
AH THE MILITARY-INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX, I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:03,
archived)
Yeah, that site I'm hooked on at the moment is all USA ads.
Dozens of ways to cook spam. And the presentation is so weird... the pic you've linked to is typical of lots of them, food laid out like an English garden, all neatly bordered oblongs. But instead of roses or lilies, it's assmeat and mayonnaise.
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:12,
archived)
mmmmmmmmm
assmeat and mayonnaisse
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:14,
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Not that there's anything wrong with that.
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:18,
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...on a ritz cracker
god i love family reunions
(e1bowparts of this page are not secure,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:23,
archived)
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:30,
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I have to refer to some old wisdom
Never eat anything with a face
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:33,
archived)
and what a face!
it is a Canadian book after all, that burger looks like a Spรผmcรธ character
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:40,
archived)
Hahahahaha
"...the illusion of an igloo may be carried farther by scoring the surface of the unmolded salad to represent blocks... Use strips of green pepper or ripe olives to outline the door." I love the idea of choosing ingredients for a meal based upon their similarity to parts of a building.
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:37,
archived)
I could have lived my life without ever knowing of the frosted hams
According to the settings I put into my animation software, he should be getting friction burns.
I think I need new software.
(QuirkafleegWe must perform one,
Mon 29 Nov 2010, 23:54,
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It's the way browsers interpret framerates of gifs anything below 0.07 won't play at the same speed in IE
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 29 Nov 2010, 23:55,
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Good tip!
Thanks :)
(QuirkafleegWe must perform one,
Mon 29 Nov 2010, 23:56,
archived)
Wank Wellies? are they like Wank Socks for rubber fetishists?
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 29 Nov 2010, 23:54,
archived)
i love the image this presents my mind.
(Dr ScunnerShe’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 0:18,
archived)
I love this comment left on the linked site:
"Being from a Catholic background myself, I'm quite sure that Catholicism is just a hugely more benign religion than Islam. Catholicism is not even in the same ballpark as Islam."
A wonderful dish of wishful thinking mixed with a pinch of irony and set off nicely with a topping of denial.
(CatfishMa, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear",
Tue 30 Nov 2010, 0:00,
archived)
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:04,
archived)
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(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:14,
archived)
goodwill greetings
i bring noocredits
no refucks
mega discunt for regular fuxbux
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:40,
archived)