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# FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:09, archived)
# Racist..
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:17, archived)
# Sexist
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:18, archived)
# You funny thing you..
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:21, archived)
# is that 'Prisoner' ?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:20, archived)
# it's north by northwest
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:28, archived)
# no idea
you're old ... i assume it's that famous scene with a bi-plane?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:30, archived)
# :O I'm a young 30 something
yeah that's the one
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:31, archived)
# youth is no excuse for ignorance
go rent it now
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:12, archived)
# Gonna mow ya down!
*budda-budda-brrap*
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:29, archived)
# you are dappy from Ndubz
aicmfp
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:31, archived)
# It's the hat, right?
*considers seppuku*
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:35, archived)
# yeah it's the silly hat
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:36, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:55, archived)
# candles!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:12, archived)
# Spent the last ten minutes removing the plane
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:22, archived)
# You can run but you can't hide.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:39, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:13, archived)
# hahahah! :)
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:38, archived)
# Goes well with a single malt...
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:04, archived)
# Dilute with some dryfreeze geek and instant server
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Ah, the 1040STE. Happy memories!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:17, archived)
# ^this (although for me it was less "E" and more "FM")
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:39, archived)
# Hahaha, that's splendid!

There was a company here in Utrecht next to the motorway called WTF Jobs. They don't seem to exist anymore.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:36, archived)
# ill have 100ml of amiga 1200 please
with a side of ham ramping

EDIT - shit! Not a single result for HAM ramping on google! It was the bane of HAM graphics on the amiga, and many a DPaint image of mine was blighted with it!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:38, archived)
# I could never get the hang of HAM :(
That and flashing/spacking interlaced modes that gave me headaches after two minutes
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Is that a ray-gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
So which one is the myth???
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:53, archived)
# Is this a Jungian archetype?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:55, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:58, archived)
# WHITE WEE-WEE
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:59, archived)
# Exsperminate Exsperminate
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:00, archived)
# shirtlifting pepperpots!
(, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 8:06, archived)
# Fondling his ping-pongs.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:59, archived)
# that's not
jo guest.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:13, archived)
# jo guest
blimey - that takes me back. She was in the first ever porno mag i brought.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:43, archived)
# Yaar! The hotpants!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:18, archived)
# There's a cdc??
I.. er... never noticed.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:15, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Arthur
who's art in Haven.

(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:44, archived)
# You should be
ashamed of yourself.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:48, archived)
# No dogs allowed on the beach.
(Thank God)
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:13, archived)
# hehe...
quite so.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:33, archived)
# Lack of sand . . .
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Life's a beach.
(I just made that up!)
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:47, archived)
# sometimes, you just cant bury a bat
...oh wait...
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Holy Irritated Ball Bag Batman!...........I can't move!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:49, archived)
# jesus batman
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:11, archived)
# I smell a new meme.............but I made this instead.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:18, archived)
# his giant magenta batcock looks suspiciously bucketlike
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:46, archived)
# :)
glad that wasn't just my mind that thought went through...
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:48, archived)
# you can always rely on me to lower the tone ;)
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:50, archived)
# and you do it with such.... such
Style. That's the word I was looking for.

;-)
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:51, archived)
# *basks*
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:54, archived)
# cum bucket
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:48, archived)
# how do you know my school nickname?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:49, archived)
# I read bathroom walls.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:51, archived)
# that's cheating
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:55, archived)
# It's how I get my daily news.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:58, archived)
# it's out of date
i haven't been to school for nearly 20 years.
well, except that one time...
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:59, archived)
# The little cum bucket has grown up.
Surely you're a cum trough by now.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:02, archived)
# chance'd be a fine thing
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:09, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:21, archived)
# best of all the...
Oh - sorry, I said that out loud, didn't I?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:50, archived)
# Pink batman
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Batawang.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:30, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Later that day...
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:50, archived)
# The only infographic
you'll ever need.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:52, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:58, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:43, archived)
# You're late.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:47, archived)
# They are going to save the compo
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:11, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:14, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:15, archived)
# hahahaha
Damn you Sandman!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:49, archived)
# It should've been Spiderman in there.
(I failed again!)
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:52, archived)
# there was a Sandman in Batman
Played by Michael Rennie (Klaatu in The Day the Earth Stood Still) in the tv show
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcZ-0VK517U
www.bat-mania.co.uk/main/villains/images/sandman.jpg
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:13, archived)
# I've seen them all...or so I thought.
I don't remember this one at all.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Ha-ha! Totally.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:54, archived)
# Quick! Get the Sand Repellant!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Those maniacs!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:10, archived)
# They've gone batty.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:22, archived)
# yay for bat-holidays
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:32, archived)
# O_o
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:47, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:42, archived)
# i just noticed
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:59, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:57, archived)
# There are much more challenging things on the beach to bury
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:28, archived)
# I like this.
... although I've never tried donkey-burying.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:17, archived)
# The cockbucket is a persistent idea.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:25, archived)
# CHA!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:49, archived)
# where's robin when you need him
:D
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:07, archived)
# o/
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:46, archived)
#

(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Squirrel science means only one thing
ENORMOUS SQUIRREL TITS
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:53, archived)
# for milking!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:55, archived)
# You're not still holding out hope for something like that?
I thought the muto-joos/apple incident would have ended all expectation for such a sight :D
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:57, archived)
# NEVER!
can you make them have 6 breasts, like real 'squits'

*waits*
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:58, archived)
# I got six tiger baps in Morrisons
If that's any help...
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:09, archived)
#

(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:14, archived)
# COR!
Machine gun jubblies!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:18, archived)
# 9/10
would recommend
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Hahaha!
It's everything the internet should be :D
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:19, archived)
# Can this lady be the researcher / scientist?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:01, archived)
# GOOD LORD!
*drops monocle*

it's like an oriental Helga.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Hoooo.
*saves for later*
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Shes like some sort of crazed real life cartoon character
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:10, archived)
# why wait?!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:20, archived)
# You're right. I work from home!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:23, archived)
# the wonders of freelancing.
A wank break is a nessesity when modeling / drawing attractive ladies, and youre looking for 'reference'
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:45, archived)
# or a cheap substitute for pritt stick
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:47, archived)
# O.O
*nose bleeds*
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:20, archived)
# 0_0
boyoboyoboy!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Good grief!
It's like a dead heat in a Zeppelin race.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:33, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:20, archived)
# hahahaha
she looks like she's been rutting with a cactus
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:46, archived)
# so is this arc going to end with hiim having to take
a massive shit? :D
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:00, archived)
# nope. my bet? one word:
mpreg.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:05, archived)
# will art have to give birth out of his arse
like chubby brown did in the low budget movie that he did about a decade ago.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:07, archived)
# *adds to list of films to be avoided*
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Chubby Brown?
Its that Charlie Browns fat brother
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Royston Vasey
a.k.a. roy 'chubby' brown.

www.imdb.com/title/tt0111534/
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:37, archived)
# that film really is a giant bowl of steaming rectal gravy
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Oh dear :(
There was no need for that - now was there?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:49, archived)
# have you never seen it?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:50, archived)
# certainly not!
I despise the man.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:53, archived)
# then trust me when i say
there was EVERY need for that.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:54, archived)
# i concur,
i saw it once, how it ever got made is beyond me.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:56, archived)
# chubby brown's ufo
sponsored by the BNP
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:58, archived)
# EXERCISE?!
:D
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:00, archived)
# You can never have too much excercise
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:06, archived)
# hahahahahaha
wonderful as per usual sire.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Well if it's an concellation...
Art is now a big fat dynamo! Now he can work at home, telling a nuclear reactor not to explode.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:20, archived)
# cheating tubster!
/has no room to talk
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Bloody Americans!
Always looking for the easy way out...

* Searches everywhere for the hidden link...
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:40, archived)
# yeah
I miss his hidden links.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:45, archived)
# No hidden link
I miss the good ol' days when Jack would stick a naughty pencil sketched pinup or funny pic here and there in hidden links or postits
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Is she a cat or a woman?
Or a fantasy line drawing?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:46, archived)
# dratasy fan linwing
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:12, archived)
# For taters...

(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:55, archived)
# YES! This is exactly what i had i mind!
I just lack the skills to do it.

BRILLIANT. Use this weapon to incite hatred around the interwebs wherever you may go...

I kinda 'would' though. Needs CDC
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:57, archived)
# I'm sure someone on here the other day said they had a thing for her
I might be wrong though, it might have been M Standot on Twitter....
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:04, archived)
# There's one on another Halifax advert
The one who's cup breaks. She's quite pretty.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:07, archived)
# mind piss
see below
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:08, archived)
# It makes me shudder when she dislocates her neck...
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:19, archived)
# It was me...
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:40, archived)
# well i would.
Cant blame him. I 'would' the one on the advert where her mug breaks too, though she seems a bit too girly and blonde for my tastes
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:06, archived)
# don't think I've seen that one...
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:07, archived)
# ULTIMATE advert crush has to be this lass though. Shes bloody gorgeous:
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:09, archived)
# oh yes - cute
what about the bouncy castle girl?


/better class of tottie in Barclays...
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Yeah, shes lovely too
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Marilyn O'Brien
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:17, archived)
# yup - im 'chunglist' who commented on that video
No nice pics of her online though :-/
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:19, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:20, archived)
# Fine detective work, sir!
Though i already have those pics :-)

Wonders of t'internet, eh?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Christ you're quite the stalker aren't you :D
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:30, archived)
# I KNOW YOUR NAME
AND WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE

*enstalkens*
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Andrew, leave Chris alone.
leave Chris alone.:D

(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:41, archived)
# He's easy to stalk anyway
Just follow the trail of toast crumbs.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:46, archived)
# I agree...
...She could spin right round baby right round...on my knob.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Youtube comment:
"I'd deposit and withdraw in her any day."
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Mmmmm
she's like a pie-loving Zooey Daschenal

Which is a good thing
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:29, archived)
# *googles*
Oooo, she's nice. Kind of like a less slappery and Twat married Katy Perry.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:31, archived)
# The Stiltskin Levi Ad
I remember having a raging 'rection for the lass in this ad:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=skWFyop_pxU

And it was OK, I was 17.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:11, archived)
# you sure it was the lass that did it?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Vinessa Shaw
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:21, archived)
# But!
Needs more CDC in the bottom left corner
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Ice ice groundhog
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Damnit!
:D

(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:02, archived)
# sorry dude :P
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:56, archived)
# OONTS OONTS OONTS OONTS
This is the techno addition!

I think FWM's is more annoying though. Its that slow, retarded nod that does it....
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:08, archived)
# brmmmmbrmmmbrmmbrmmmmbrmmbmrbrmmm!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:16, archived)
# You're on fire
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:17, archived)
# On fucking fire!
Woo and thank you! :)
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:19, archived)
# I'm not enjoying this.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:02, archived)
# I don't know why
but "They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard" is going round my head looking at that
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Is posting of unedited gifs ok now?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:13, archived)
# No
but that one has added evil.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:19, archived)
# No.
This one was edited though.

:D

(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:20, archived)
# you appear to have flies around your zippy
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:32, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:14, archived)
# I'm getting the distinct urge to punch her in the face
Thank God I've been living in exile for the last few years and haven't had to suffer in person.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Infectious Salmon Anemia
it's a serious problem.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:25, archived)
# if you watch this gif
and play TERRY SCOTT - 'Don't Light The Fire 'Til After Santa's Gone'

youtu.be/XrEIo_Q0YOo

2.40 mins into the video it begins

as you watch the gif and play this at the same time its rather relaxing
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Oh please, someone post something
I'm getting the fucking fear
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:46, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:51, archived)
# *spluffs*
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Everytime that ad comes on I can't believe how she doesn't stop being creepy,
Seriously, there was a girl in college who looked just like her and was into some freaky shit. And it was creepy.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:22, archived)
# No cdc yet?
Man! Has this place changed!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:44, archived)
# ^this
Mind you, the actual gif was kind of a request from me. Cant be too greedy and ask for CDC, now can we?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:50, archived)
# C'mon...it used to take about 2 seconds and there'd be a CDC.
We have become very lazy.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:24, archived)
# An old gif and her bio...
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:20, archived)
# hurray for internet detectiveness!
Good call, sir. She purdy.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:50, archived)
# Hate this fucking advert
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 22:22, archived)
# The girl with the Feldman eyes
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:49, archived)
# o_O
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:50, archived)
# would
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:53, archived)
# hahahahahah
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:53, archived)
# BLD killed her.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Eeep!
:D

(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Fake - theyre both looking in the same direction!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:57, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:24, archived)
# FFFUUCCKKK!!!!
*scarpers*

EDIT: needs more music
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:29, archived)
# or
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:42, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Where from/who by?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Free Life - James Clarke
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Also....
Did you hear this yesterday?

www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b01061hr/Into_the_Music_Library/

May be of interest
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Cheers and cheers!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:25, archived)
# That programme was great.
*Approaching Menace*

:)
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:40, archived)
# As featured hilariously ( to British viewers ) in
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:09, archived)
# QOTW---------------------->
But seriously, creepy
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:29, archived)
# arrrgghhh! *runs*
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:31, archived)
# eeeeeeuw! *imodiums*
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:31, archived)
# 6!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:33, archived)
# I believe her, too.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:33, archived)
# she has to write it out five more time before she's allowed to go to playtime
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:34, archived)
# there goes my childhood!!
....
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:36, archived)
# I will wrestle her and save everyone.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:39, archived)
# -----> /talk
;)
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:44, archived)
# No...please...not that!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Don't make me choose!!!!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:53, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:46, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:49, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:52, archived)
# A classic!
:D

(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:56, archived)
# this IS fun
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Eeeep!
:D

(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Haha! Oh but that is just too creepy =)
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:31, archived)
# she is William Hague. She is.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 7:47, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:14, archived)
# I know this gag :)
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Room 302?...yeah I don't think so...
...there's no fucking way...NO WAYYYYYYYYY!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Beautiful as they were...

...the mermaids just weren't cut out for the catwalk.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:46, archived)
# what a flapper
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:56, archived)
# she's floundering
:)
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:58, archived)
# It's all that bass music
they play. Plus all them supermodels are trout of their faces on drugs.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:01, archived)
# all that bass music will ruin their herring!
;)
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:06, archived)
# I don't know how they can dance to it, it's too turbot charged for me
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:12, archived)
# it's not my kind of tuna!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Sounds like a kid with a violin trying to play scales
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:17, archived)
# it's got no sole!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Cobblers
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:22, archived)
# I wouldn't disagree
eel not be happy
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:26, archived)
# she looks too fin for me.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:01, archived)
# she got a great ass just like sharkira
:)
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:08, archived)
# They have to keep their weight
down to get hired in the industry. It's unhealthy, but it's a widely accepted squid pro quo.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:09, archived)
# although most of them are thin just for the halibut!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:10, archived)
# is this really the time and plaice
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Oh cod.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:15, archived)
# I know the last pun was a bit fishy
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:16, archived)
# I suppose
it cod be discussed elsewhere
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:16, archived)
# you're floundering
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:16, archived)
# oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Fab source
Never seen the full pic before.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:24, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Banking for squirrels...

Not sure this pun is worthy of the amount of time this took to Photoshop
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Their high-interest accounts pay peanuts
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:05, archived)
# Good for squirrels that
don't like shelling out for anything.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:10, archived)
# they should put it in a Cashew ISA
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:13, archived)
# ISA ISA?
If i could be arsed, i want to make an animated gif loop of that woman nodding at the bloke in that moronic way...
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Those two FUCKING MORONS.
I know that they probably want to be seen as actors, and that this is their biggest break so far and means they don't have to go back to working at Starbucks for a couple of months, but dear Christ that advert and all who sailed on it need to be shot to death repeatedly with extreme prejudice twice in the face and once for luck.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
Firm...firm but fair.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:40, archived)
# plus that woman looks like she wants to give the impression she's a bit flirty
but in fact would sue you for 10 million if you showed her your knob under the desk
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:42, archived)
# I hate it when that happens.
BTW - can I borrow 10 million?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Heheh - indeed!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:51, archived)
# I think Richard Herring got in contact with her on Twitter after he made some comment about the ad.
Despite his hatred of the advert, it made him realise she is just a jobbing actor trying to make a living.

If you have to hate someone, it should be the faceless advertising executives prepared to unleash this sort of thing on a downtrodden and maudlin public.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:56, archived)
# No
she is evil and must be destroyed
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:31, archived)
# sorry
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:37, archived)
# ow ow ow ow !
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:51, archived)
# If you complain to their customer service department
they just make a lot of chattering noises and throw sticks at you from a great height.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:16, archived)
# That's acorn-y pun.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Oak-ay stop that now.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:32, archived)
# yeah, just leaf it out
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Oh I see you're branching out.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:39, archived)
# didn't take you long to twig
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:42, archived)
# What a tree-mendous pun!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:53, archived)
# thanks, i hope this is knot going to go on all night ;)
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Yes - I think we'll have to stop soon forest.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:14, archived)
# if you wood be so kind
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:20, archived)
# You cant 't pecan choose these things.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:53, archived)
# This squirrel doesn't have any tits?!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:20, archived)
# What ^ said....
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:26, archived)
# nice reflections!
I can't think of a clever nut-based pun, sorry :(
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Not even about the squirrel pecan over the cashewer's desk?
Tsk
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:40, archived)
# I didn't know this, but

Batwoman is a lesbian apparently. It might be lies though, I read it on that Wikipedia.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:59, archived)
# I sincerely hope so.
The world needs more lesbians. Proper lesbians, that is.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:11, archived)
# you mean you don't want more of the ones that look like bus drivers?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Yeah, not all these wanabee-lesbian schoolgirls one reads so much about
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:13, archived)
# *subscribes to macroscian's subscriptions*
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:24, archived)
# It's disgusting what they send you for simply giving them your credit card info
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:27, archived)
# I hope these subscriptions are heavily illustrated.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:29, archived)
# yep she is, didn't read the comics but remember the outrage in the Daily Mail
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha I love the Daily Wail
Joe Scaramanga and I spent a happy pint one Christmas reading and discussing a double-page article outraged about how, due to increasingly lax morality, teenagers today have started enjoy drinking alcohol and having casual sex.

It was illustrated with lots of pictures of pretty girls dressed in very short skirts falling about drunkenly.

Which was nice.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:41, archived)
# HOLY LESBIAN REDHEADS BATMAN!
Batman is dead?!? but I never read any of his comics yet!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:05, archived)
# I think there's like half a dozen batwomen and two of them are in wheelchairs or something
the world of comics is a complicated place.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Barbara Gordon was Batgirl but
she got shot by the Joker in 'The Killing Joke' and was left paralysed from the waist down. She's some kind of super researcher now, called the Oracle.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:32, archived)
# i do hope so
we already have midnighter as an outed super hero.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Lipstick lesbian.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:43, archived)
[challenge entry] is Spartacus a myth?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:59, archived)
# no, you're mythtaken
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Interestingly, the Sportacus pictured wears a number ten on his suit,
signifying he is the tenth Sportacus. So it may all be true.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:00, archived)
#
I've noticed he's got 4 hands as well - half arsed jobs r us...
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:01, archived)
# He did so well until the end
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:02, archived)
# No I'M SPORTACUS

(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:57, archived)
# *coughs*
(, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:02, archived)
# Orange piss, anyone?
anyone?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:48, archived)
# I used to love that stuff to get over hangovers
but did it have to turn your piss orange?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:55, archived)
# pastie head
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:05, archived)
# nom nom nom
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:32, archived)
# I get them mixed up
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:53, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Arf!
Do supplements like this really work/ do anything?

Edit: NINJA MNNNNNNNNNGNGNGNNGGN!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:07, archived)
# i've been taking vitamin and mineral supplements for almost 3 years
i've not had a cold since i started taking them.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:09, archived)
# But haven't you also been eating healthier?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:10, archived)
# less fat, certainly
but a lot of so-called "healthy" foods are impossible for me to eat now, so the supplements are a must.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:12, archived)
# I used to spend quite a bit a on various supplements, including super duper omega 3,6,9 oils.
Didn't feel any different, or notice any change whatsoever.I do eat healthy anyway so I guess I don't need them.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:15, archived)
# i get mine on prescription
calcium, iron and a multivitamin twice a day for life, with a b12 jab every 3 months. i'm monitored by my doctor, but the only thing that ever gets low now is my potassium level. the drink they give you for that is fucking rancid!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:19, archived)
# I can imagine :(
Can't you take it in a Mojito instead?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:22, archived)
# oh, if only!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Potassium?
can't you just eat a banana?

Although, if you've been over on links recently you might be put off for life.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:38, archived)
# bananas make me puke
bugger, house is full. see y'all later!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:49, archived)
# that's because bananas are the devil's cock.
'orrible things
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:56, archived)
# what about these?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:57, archived)
# WOW!
that's impressive. but it still makes me want to gag a little though. there's nothing redeeming about a banana
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Worf was too shiny and orange back in those early series.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:07, archived)
# so was his piss
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:22, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:18, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Orf!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:34, archived)
# What's wrong with his mnouth?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:30, archived)
# he got new tneeth
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:31, archived)
# HnaHnaHna!
:D

(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:35, archived)
# doesn't explain the nose though
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:58, archived)
# He's been snorting too much Berocca....
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:59, archived)
# somebody should tell him he's doing it wrong
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:12, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:19, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:29, archived)
# SPANG!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nice.
:D

(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:48, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:40, archived)
# are we doing anything?

All the shops seems to be selling some tat called the royal wedding,
anyone got any suggestions for what we could do that day to try and drown out the noise?
b3ta.com/calendar/event/23487
Post either here or on the calendar link, or shut up and stop going on about it
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:08, archived)
# I'm happy to watch it.
Confirmed royalist.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:11, archived)
# oooh, interesting
why should I give a monkeys, I really don't see what connection it has with me.
I've no interest in anyone getting married that isn't me really, don't see how its my business.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Their progeny will become your descendents future constitutional monarch.
Maybe in time since they've grown to televise these familial celebrations they'll let us watch the conception possibly to see that it's done right.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:19, archived)
# ....?
I've no interest in anyone getting married that isn't me really

Not even friends or family?

(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:20, archived)
# nope
I find the idea of marriage quite ridiculous.
Me and the missus only did it to save her the minor irritation of explaining no she wasn't Mrs HappyToast when people phoned, now she can say she is. Plus it was a good excuse for me to dress like a gorilla.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:22, archived)
# Arf!
:D

(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Didn't change a thing and I'd be quite happy to have not done it
It's utter bollocks that is either horribly tainted with religion or conforming to guidelines. You don't need public approval to love someone or a piece of paper signed in triplicate. And we sure as fuck don't need the event to be televised so the nation can cheer us on.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Pfffft ^this.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:30, archived)
# And ^that^
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:53, archived)
# true
but it does make the legal side of things in accidents, wills, etc. much, much easier
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:38, archived)
# yes, that's the other reason we did it, paperwork
Hold the front page, call in all the relatives, organize a street party, our tax return will be simpler! Cupid you old rascal.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Yeah
You don't have to go the whole religious expense-fest of it but the missus generally likes that side :)
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:08, archived)
# my missus felt the same way as me
it kind of helps to have similar views as the person you're marrying
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:16, archived)
# I get remarried is January for 10 years of marrage
I want it televised and you fuckers better all cheer
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:42, archived)
# I'll cheer
but cry inside because it'll mean I can't marry you

;)
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:49, archived)
# unless we become morman and you can be one of my wives
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:51, archived)
# true
but you will be subject to multiple mothers in law too
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:09, archived)
# I don't mind my current in laws
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Scottish playwright Ian Hay said it best
"Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention."
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Fair enough.
Although I'm a happy monarchist, I don't begrudge others not wanting them. I do get cheesed off with some of the arguments that rely on bollocks (that they cost the country money, etc) when it's perfectly fair to disagree with them on idealogical grounds.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:24, archived)
# I think what they "cost" is offset by the amount of money they bring in
that and the fact that the queen is the head of the armed forces so we shut the fuck up or she goes Gaddafi
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:26, archived)
# And the money from their estate goes to government and is more than the civil list.
I can just imagine that, though.
"I say Philip, order the general to shoot those poor people over there. They're spoiling the view."
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:32, archived)
# and Philips response would be
"do we start with the fattys or the darkies"
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Alternatively, for those of us over here.
If you want to get blindingly drunk in fifteen minutes, play Australian advert shots. Every time an advert says 'Australian', have a shot. You'll be fucked in no time.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:20, archived)
# As it's not a 100% official bank holiday I will be working
6:00 get out of bed
6:10 shower and wank
6:40 go to work
7:20 arrive at work
7:30 Start work after a quick smoke
7:30 - 4:00 piss about on facebook and b3ta
4:00 finish work
4:45 get home and go for a poo and a quick wank
5:20 finish poo and go for food and spend time with the kids
7:00 take the kids to bed then watch the one show
^
Nothing of interest
v

11:30 go to bed
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:14, archived)
# Yay, plenty of b3ta time
you can be chief usher then
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:18, archived)
# 5:20
wash your hands first, you filthy bastard
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:19, archived)
# I wasn't going to go down to a second by second account of my day
the tedium would highlight how sad my life is
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:22, archived)
# Only the two wanks?
Amateur!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:24, archived)
# it was 4 a day
but I just don't have the energy anymore
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:25, archived)
# You need to fit in a 20 minute power nap.
That way, you will have the energy for at least one more wank.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:27, archived)
# I could find time in between the one show and eastenders at 8
then wank at bedtime
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:28, archived)
# I'm going to a BBQ
but only to eat and drink, I shan't be going near the TV.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:15, archived)
# As it's my birthday on the big day
I'll be going boating and pretending to be a pirate
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:16, archived)
# I must say
All the trendy outrage against it is driving me further and further towards wanting to celebrate it.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:18, archived)
# I apologise, I had no idea I was trendy, just fed up with the landfill in every shop
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:18, archived)
# Everything's landfill.
Getting upset about some of it is like getting upset about the insects one crushes to death with every step one takes. No point at all. Let it go, chill out, have some fun - it's a beautiful day.

And besides, don't apologise for being trendy - it's awful to be seen out in last season's wardrobe!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:21, archived)
# Now, everyone apart from mental deficients hates the tat.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Dorothy Perkins have royal wedding deely boppers
Genius!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:25, archived)
# I wouldn't say its trendy outrage
it's just most people have got more pressing problems than watching two rich people get married

Like, what time do the pubs open that day
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Precisely. It's win-win.
I don't know why people feel they should still be moaning.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Scottish types are a bit pissed off.
It's not an official holiday there.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:01, archived)
# I wonder if the Germans are getting a day off
after all it's their family too
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:56, archived)
# But I thought they WANT to be independent?
FFS they should make up their blummin mind.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:56, archived)
# i shall be letting the little one watch it
while i relax in the gasrden with a beer.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:35, archived)
# I think it'll make some happy for a few hours, a lot of business some much needed money and a lot of us a day off work
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:51, archived)
# which will counter any benefit the businesses earnt
Someone on here said the estimated cost in extra time off work and security was 5 Billion to the economy. I can't remember who said it though to ask if it was a drunken guestimates or base on facts.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:53, archived)
# I will opt for shutting up :)
good scary effect there!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:20, archived)
#

(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahaaha
I fucking love JTAH.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:18, archived)
# Thanks dear fellow.
:D

(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Is there a list of all of these some place?
They warrant an archive.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:39, archived)
# ^^^^
This. HARD.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:44, archived)
# brilliant
the guy holding the picture's face at the end is great too.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:41, archived)
# 8 (=)
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:20, archived)
#
That's a really good one...on of the best
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:56, archived)
# separated at birth?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:42, archived)
# YES
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:54, archived)
# Get your tits out for the lads !!!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:29, archived)
# All hail Mona, the classiest of bandwagons!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:34, archived)
# indeed.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:45, archived)
# That is terrifying!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:48, archived)
# /\
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:51, archived)
#
That's genius tha!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:52, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:54, archived)
# Boobies!
:D

(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:16, archived)
# never enough boobies
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:18, archived)
# Bloody Hell, Archie...
That's fantastic!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:00, archived)
# Wow.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Superb stuff!
:D

(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:04, archived)
# Yes!
At first I thought it was William Hague
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:43, archived)
# slight resemblance, see
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:54, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:32, archived)
# click and AAARRRGGHHH!!!!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:27, archived)
# ...words fail me right now...
*click*
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Fantastic!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:40, archived)
# Gorgeous!
:D

(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:04, archived)
# nicely done!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:41, archived)
# blimey :-D
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:44, archived)
# Ooooh... nicely done!
:D

(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:03, archived)
# There isn't really anyone attractive that has a birthday today, so I drew you all a Vector Arse!


EDIT: It is Ron Perlman's birthday, could I post a link to any one of his photos, not shop it at all and enter into this weeks 'Mythical Creatures' challenge?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:25, archived)
# Top-ography
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:29, archived)
# That's not Ron Perlman's bum!
...probably.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:31, archived)
# *parp*
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Bit saucy for the board?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:37, archived)
# ^ this.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:32, archived)
# That's no moon!
:O
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:40, archived)
# Adblocked. Sadly.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:45, archived)
# X
:D

(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:05, archived)
# A lot of people mujst be ignoring you
or else there'd be the usual arguments about this not being a vector /filtad etc
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:38, archived)
# I will try to land on it with my moon-rocket ... wish me luck!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:40, archived)

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