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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:09,
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Racist..
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Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:17,
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Sexist
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:18,
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You funny thing you..
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Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:21,
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is that 'Prisoner' ?
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FIEND ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:20,
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it's north by northwest
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:28,
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no idea
you're old ... i assume it's that famous scene with a bi-plane?
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FIEND ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:30,
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:O I'm a young 30 something
yeah that's the one
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:31,
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youth is no excuse for ignorance
go rent it now
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:12,
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Gonna mow ya down!
*budda-budda-brrap*
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:29,
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you are dappy from Ndubz
aicmfp
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:31,
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It's the hat, right?
*considers seppuku*
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:35,
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yeah it's the silly hat
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:36,
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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$ ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:55,
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candles!
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:12,
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Spent the last ten minutes removing the plane
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:22,
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You can run but you can't hide.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:39,
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arf!
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:13,
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hahahah! :)
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:38,
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Goes well with a single malt...
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Pandemonium in my underpants ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:04,
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Dilute with some dryfreeze geek and instant server
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:08,
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Ah, the 1040STE. Happy memories!
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B.T. ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:17,
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^this (although for me it was less "E" and more "FM")
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:39,
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Hahaha, that's splendid!
There was a company here in Utrecht next to the motorway called WTF Jobs. They don't seem to exist anymore.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:36,
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ill have 100ml of amiga 1200 please
with a side of ham ramping EDIT - shit! Not a single result for HAM ramping on google! It was the bane of HAM graphics on the amiga, and many a DPaint image of mine was blighted with it!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:38,
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I could never get the hang of HAM :(
That and flashing/spacking interlaced modes that gave me headaches after two minutes
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:37,
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Is that a ray-gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
So which one is the myth???
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Benson Jutton ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:53,
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Is this a Jungian archetype?
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:55,
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:58,
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WHITE WEE-WEE
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:59,
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Exsperminate Exsperminate
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:00,
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shirtlifting pepperpots!
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doog Don't read this. ,
Thu 14 Apr 2011, 8:06,
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Fondling his ping-pongs.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:59,
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that's not
jo guest.
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haberman is singing in the changes ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:13,
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jo guest
blimey - that takes me back. She was in the first ever porno mag i brought.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:43,
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Yaar! The hotpants!
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:18,
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There's a cdc??
I.. er... never noticed.
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Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do. ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:15,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:37,
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Arf!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:40,
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Arthur
who's art in Haven.
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:44,
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You should be
ashamed of yourself.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:48,
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No dogs allowed on the beach.
(Thank God)
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:13,
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hehe...
quite so.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:33,
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Lack of sand . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:43,
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Life's a beach.
(I just made that up!)
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:47,
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sometimes, you just cant bury a bat
...oh wait...
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:43,
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Holy Irritated Ball Bag Batman!...........I can't move!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:49,
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jesus batman
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:11,
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I smell a new meme.............but I made this instead.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:18,
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his giant magenta batcock looks suspiciously bucketlike
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:46,
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:)
glad that wasn't just my mind that thought went through...
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:48,
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you can always rely on me to lower the tone ;)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:50,
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and you do it with such.... such
Style. That's the word I was looking for. ;-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:51,
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*basks*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:54,
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cum bucket
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:48,
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how do you know my school nickname?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:49,
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I read bathroom walls.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:51,
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that's cheating
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:55,
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It's how I get my daily news.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:58,
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it's out of date
i haven't been to school for nearly 20 years. well, except that one time...
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:59,
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The little cum bucket has grown up.
Surely you're a cum trough by now.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:02,
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chance'd be a fine thing
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:09,
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:D
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:21,
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best of all the...
Oh - sorry, I said that out loud, didn't I?
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:50,
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Pink batman
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:12,
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Batawang.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:30,
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:48,
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Later that day...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:50,
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The only infographic
you'll ever need.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:52,
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:58,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:43,
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You're late.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:47,
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They are going to save the compo
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:11,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:14,
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:)
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XLVII .uk ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:15,
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hahahaha
Damn you Sandman!
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:49,
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It should've been Spiderman in there.
(I failed again!)
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:52,
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there was a Sandman in Batman
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:13,
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I've seen them all...or so I thought.
I don't remember this one at all.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:20,
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Ha-ha! Totally.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:54,
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Quick! Get the Sand Repellant!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:55,
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Those maniacs!
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:10,
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They've gone batty.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:22,
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yay for bat-holidays
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UTB ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:32,
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O_o
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:47,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:42,
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i just noticed
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:59,
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hahahaha
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:57,
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There are much more challenging things on the beach to bury
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An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:28,
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I like this.
... although I've never tried donkey-burying.
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Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do. ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:17,
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The cockbucket is a persistent idea.
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:25,
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CHA!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:49,
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where's robin when you need him
:D
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herman:D ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:07,
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o/
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:46,
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:47,
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Squirrel science means only one thing
ENORMOUS SQUIRREL TITS
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:53,
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for milking!
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:55,
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You're not still holding out hope for something like that?
I thought the muto-joos/apple incident would have ended all expectation for such a sight :D
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:57,
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NEVER!
can you make them have 6 breasts, like real 'squits' *waits*
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:58,
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I got six tiger baps in Morrisons
If that's any help...
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:09,
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:14,
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COR!
Machine gun jubblies!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:18,
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9/10
would recommend
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:38,
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Hahaha!
It's everything the internet should be :D
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Weetobix ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:19,
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Can this lady be the researcher / scientist?
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:01,
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GOOD LORD!
*drops monocle* it's like an oriental Helga.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:03,
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Hoooo.
*saves for later*
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:06,
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Shes like some sort of crazed real life cartoon character
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:10,
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why wait?!
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:20,
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You're right. I work from home!
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:23,
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the wonders of freelancing.
A wank break is a nessesity when modeling / drawing attractive ladies, and youre looking for 'reference'
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:45,
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or a cheap substitute for pritt stick
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:47,
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O.O
*nose bleeds*
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:20,
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0_0
boyoboyoboy!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:43,
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Good grief!
It's like a dead heat in a Zeppelin race.
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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds. ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:33,
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WormuIus ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:20,
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hahahaha
she looks like she's been rutting with a cactus
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:46,
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so is this arc going to end with hiim having to take
a massive shit? :D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:00,
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nope. my bet? one word:
mpreg.
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Canazza is mostly listening to Yes ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:05,
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will art have to give birth out of his arse
like chubby brown did in the low budget movie that he did about a decade ago.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:07,
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*adds to list of films to be avoided*
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Mousing ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:10,
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Chubby Brown?
Its that Charlie Browns fat brother
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Canazza is mostly listening to Yes ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:23,
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Royston Vasey
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:37,
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that film really is a giant bowl of steaming rectal gravy
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:45,
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Oh dear :(
There was no need for that - now was there?
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:49,
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have you never seen it?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:50,
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certainly not!
I despise the man.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:53,
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then trust me when i say
there was EVERY need for that.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:54,
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i concur,
i saw it once, how it ever got made is beyond me.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:56,
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chubby brown's ufo
sponsored by the BNP
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:58,
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EXERCISE?!
:D
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Mousing ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:00,
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You can never have too much excercise
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Canazza is mostly listening to Yes ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:06,
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hahahahahaha
wonderful as per usual sire.
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FIEND ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:17,
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Well if it's an concellation...
Art is now a big fat dynamo! Now he can work at home, telling a nuclear reactor not to explode.
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:20,
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cheating tubster!
/has no room to talk
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:39,
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Bloody Americans!
Always looking for the easy way out... * Searches everywhere for the hidden link...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:40,
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yeah
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Canazza is mostly listening to Yes ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:45,
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No hidden link
I miss the good ol' days when Jack would stick a naughty pencil sketched pinup or funny pic here and there in hidden links or postits
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:58,
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Is she a cat or a woman?
Or a fantasy line drawing?
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:46,
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dratasy fan linwing
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Canazza is mostly listening to Yes ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:12,
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For taters...
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:55,
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YES! This is exactly what i had i mind!
I just lack the skills to do it. BRILLIANT. Use this weapon to incite hatred around the interwebs wherever you may go... I kinda 'would' though. Needs CDC
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:57,
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I'm sure someone on here the other day said they had a thing for her
I might be wrong though, it might have been M Standot on Twitter....
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:04,
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There's one on another Halifax advert
The one who's cup breaks. She's quite pretty.
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TitanLX ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:07,
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mind piss
see below
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:08,
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It makes me shudder when she dislocates her neck...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:19,
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It was me...
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UTB ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:40,
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well i would.
Cant blame him. I 'would' the one on the advert where her mug breaks too, though she seems a bit too girly and blonde for my tastes
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:06,
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don't think I've seen that one...
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:07,
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ULTIMATE advert crush has to be this lass though. Shes bloody gorgeous:
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:09,
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oh yes - cute
what about the bouncy castle girl? /better class of tottie in Barclays...
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:16,
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Yeah, shes lovely too
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:19,
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Marilyn O'Brien
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doog Don't read this. ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:17,
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yup - im 'chunglist' who commented on that video
No nice pics of her online though :-/
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:19,
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doog Don't read this. ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:20,
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Fine detective work, sir!
Though i already have those pics :-) Wonders of t'internet, eh?
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:23,
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Christ you're quite the stalker aren't you :D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:30,
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I KNOW YOUR NAME
AND WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE *enstalkens*
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:36,
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Andrew, leave Chris alone.
leave Chris alone.:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:41,
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He's easy to stalk anyway
Just follow the trail of toast crumbs.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:46,
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I agree...
...She could spin right round baby right round...on my knob.
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Megamoss ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:24,
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Youtube comment:
"I'd deposit and withdraw in her any day."
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:29,
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Mmmmm
she's like a pie-loving Zooey Daschenal Which is a good thing
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:29,
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*googles*
Oooo, she's nice. Kind of like a less slappery and Twat married Katy Perry.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:31,
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The Stiltskin Levi Ad
I remember having a raging 'rection for the lass in this ad:www.youtube.com/watch?v=skWFyop_pxU And it was OK, I was 17.
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Thebigfella ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:11,
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you sure it was the lass that did it?
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:19,
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Vinessa Shaw
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Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:21,
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But!
Needs more CDC in the bottom left corner
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industrial_bunny ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:58,
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Ice ice groundhog
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doog Don't read this. ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:01,
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Damnit!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:02,
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sorry dude :P
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:56,
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OONTS OONTS OONTS OONTS
This is the techno addition! I think FWM's is more annoying though. Its that slow, retarded nod that does it....
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:08,
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brmmmmbrmmmbrmmbrmmmmbrmmbmrbrmmm!
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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$ ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:16,
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You're on fire
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doog Don't read this. ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:17,
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On fucking fire!
Woo and thank you! :)
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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$ ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:19,
archived )
I'm not enjoying this.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:02,
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I don't know why
but "They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard" is going round my head looking at that
(
Canazza is mostly listening to Yes ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:05,
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Is posting of unedited gifs ok now?
(
Victor Meldrew ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:13,
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No
but that one has added evil.
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waxdart hello. ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:19,
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No.
This one was edited though. :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:20,
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you appear to have flies around your zippy
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:32,
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:14,
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I'm getting the distinct urge to punch her in the face
Thank God I've been living in exile for the last few years and haven't had to suffer in person.
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boris the spider ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:25,
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Infectious Salmon Anemia
it's a serious problem.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:25,
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if you watch this gif
and play TERRY SCOTT - 'Don't Light The Fire 'Til After Santa's Gone' youtu.be/XrEIo_Q0YOo 2.40 mins into the video it begins as you watch the gif and play this at the same time its rather relaxing
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The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:30,
archived )
Oh please, someone post something
I'm getting the fucking fear
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:46,
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:51,
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*spluffs*
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:03,
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Everytime that ad comes on I can't believe how she doesn't stop being creepy,
Seriously, there was a girl in college who looked just like her and was into some freaky shit. And it was creepy.
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:22,
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No cdc yet?
Man! Has this place changed!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:44,
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^this
Mind you, the actual gif was kind of a request from me. Cant be too greedy and ask for CDC, now can we?
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:50,
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C'mon...it used to take about 2 seconds and there'd be a CDC.
We have become very lazy.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:24,
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An old gif and her bio...
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:20,
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hurray for internet detectiveness!
Good call, sir. She purdy.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:50,
archived )
Hate this fucking advert
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 22:22,
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The girl with the Feldman eyes
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doog Don't read this. ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:49,
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o_O
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:50,
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would
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:53,
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hahahahahah
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:53,
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BLD killed her.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:55,
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Eeep!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:55,
archived )
Fake - theyre both looking in the same direction!
(
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:57,
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(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:24,
archived )
FFFUUCCKKK!!!!
*scarpers* EDIT: needs more music
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:29,
archived )
or
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:42,
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(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:52,
archived )
Where from/who by?
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:53,
archived )
Free Life - James Clarke
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:03,
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Also....
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:05,
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Cheers and cheers!
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:25,
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That programme was great.
*Approaching Menace* :)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:40,
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As featured hilariously ( to British viewers ) in
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:09,
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QOTW---------------------->
But seriously, creepy
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:29,
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arrrgghhh! *runs*
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:31,
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eeeeeeuw! *imodiums*
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:31,
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6!
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:33,
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I believe her, too.
(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:33,
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she has to write it out five more time before she's allowed to go to playtime
(
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:34,
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there goes my childhood!!
....
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randomscally ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:36,
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I will wrestle her and save everyone.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:39,
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-----> /talk
;)
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:44,
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No...please...not that!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:47,
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Don't make me choose!!!!
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:53,
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:46,
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hahaha
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doog Don't read this. ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:49,
archived )
hahahahahahahahahaha!
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:52,
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A classic!
:D
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:56,
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this IS fun
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:03,
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Eeeep!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:56,
archived )
Haha! Oh but that is just too creepy =)
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:31,
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she is William Hague. She is.
(
Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame ,
Thu 14 Apr 2011, 7:47,
archived )
...
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:14,
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I know this gag :)
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:17,
archived )
Room 302?...yeah I don't think so...
...there's no fucking way...NO WAYYYYYYYYY!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:40,
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Beautiful as they were...
...the mermaids just weren't cut out for the catwalk.
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randomscally ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:46,
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what a flapper
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waxdart hello. ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:56,
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she's floundering
:)
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randomscally ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:58,
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It's all that bass music
they play. Plus all them supermodels are trout of their faces on drugs.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:01,
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all that bass music will ruin their herring!
;)
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randomscally ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:06,
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I don't know how they can dance to it, it's too turbot charged for me
(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:12,
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it's not my kind of tuna!
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randomscally ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:16,
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Sounds like a kid with a violin trying to play scales
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:17,
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it's got no sole!
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randomscally ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:20,
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Cobblers
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:22,
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I wouldn't disagree
eel not be happy
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randomscally ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:26,
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she looks too fin for me.
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waxdart hello. ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:01,
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she got a great ass just like sharkira
:)
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randomscally ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:08,
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They have to keep their weight
down to get hired in the industry. It's unhealthy, but it's a widely accepted squid pro quo.
(
SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:09,
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although most of them are thin just for the halibut!
(
randomscally ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:10,
archived )
is this really the time and plaice
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:14,
archived )
Oh cod.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:15,
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I know the last pun was a bit fishy
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:16,
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I suppose
it cod be discussed elsewhere
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SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:16,
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you're floundering
(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:16,
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oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:00,
archived )
Fab source
Never seen the full pic before.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:24,
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hahaha
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:02,
archived )
Banking for squirrels...
Not sure this pun is worthy of the amount of time this took to Photoshop
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:00,
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Their high-interest accounts pay peanuts
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:05,
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Good for squirrels that
don't like shelling out for anything.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:10,
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they should put it in a Cashew ISA
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:13,
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ISA ISA?
If i could be arsed, i want to make an animated gif loop of that woman nodding at the bloke in that moronic way...
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:32,
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Those two FUCKING MORONS.
I know that they probably want to be seen as actors, and that this is their biggest break so far and means they don't have to go back to working at Starbucks for a couple of months, but dear Christ that advert and all who sailed on it need to be shot to death repeatedly with extreme prejudice twice in the face and once for luck.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:34,
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Hahaha!
Firm...firm but fair.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:40,
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plus that woman looks like she wants to give the impression she's a bit flirty
but in fact would sue you for 10 million if you showed her your knob under the desk
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:42,
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I hate it when that happens.
BTW - can I borrow 10 million?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:52,
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Heheh - indeed!
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:51,
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I think Richard Herring got in contact with her on Twitter after he made some comment about the ad.
Despite his hatred of the advert, it made him realise she is just a jobbing actor trying to make a living. If you have to hate someone, it should be the faceless advertising executives prepared to unleash this sort of thing on a downtrodden and maudlin public.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:56,
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No
she is evil and must be destroyed
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:31,
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sorry
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:37,
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ow ow ow ow !
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doog Don't read this. ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:51,
archived )
If you complain to their customer service department
they just make a lot of chattering noises and throw sticks at you from a great height.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:16,
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That's acorn-y pun.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:22,
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Oak-ay stop that now.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:32,
archived )
yeah, just leaf it out
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:37,
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Oh I see you're branching out.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:39,
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didn't take you long to twig
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:42,
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What a tree-mendous pun!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:53,
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thanks, i hope this is knot going to go on all night ;)
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:08,
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Yes - I think we'll have to stop soon forest.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:14,
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if you wood be so kind
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:20,
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You cant 't pecan choose these things.
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Doktor Mangler is drowning in cables ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:53,
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This squirrel doesn't have any tits?!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:20,
archived )
What ^ said....
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Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:26,
archived )
nice reflections!
I can't think of a clever nut-based pun, sorry :(
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Mousing ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:21,
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Not even about the squirrel pecan over the cashewer's desk?
Tsk
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:40,
archived )
I didn't know this, but
Batwoman is a lesbian apparently. It might be lies though, I read it on that Wikipedia.
(
Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:59,
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I sincerely hope so.
The world needs more lesbians. Proper lesbians, that is.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:11,
archived )
you mean you don't want more of the ones that look like bus drivers?
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:13,
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Yeah, not all these wanabee-lesbian schoolgirls one reads so much about
(
macroscian (1 like) ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:13,
archived )
*subscribes to macroscian's subscriptions*
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:24,
archived )
It's disgusting what they send you for simply giving them your credit card info
(
macroscian (1 like) ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:27,
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I hope these subscriptions are heavily illustrated.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:29,
archived )
yep she is, didn't read the comics but remember the outrage in the Daily Mail
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:21,
archived )
Hahahahaha I love the Daily Wail
Joe Scaramanga and I spent a happy pint one Christmas reading and discussing a double-page article outraged about how, due to increasingly lax morality, teenagers today have started enjoy drinking alcohol and having casual sex. It was illustrated with lots of pictures of pretty girls dressed in very short skirts falling about drunkenly. Which was nice.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:41,
archived )
HOLY LESBIAN REDHEADS BATMAN!
Batman is dead?!? but I never read any of his comics yet!
(
TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once... ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:05,
archived )
I think there's like half a dozen batwomen and two of them are in wheelchairs or something
the world of comics is a complicated place.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:23,
archived )
Barbara Gordon was Batgirl but
she got shot by the Joker in 'The Killing Joke' and was left paralysed from the waist down. She's some kind of super researcher now, called the Oracle.
(
Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:32,
archived )
i do hope so
we already have midnighter as an outed super hero.
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:10,
archived )
Lipstick lesbian.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:43,
archived )
is Spartacus a myth?
(
jim ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:59,
archived )
no, you're mythtaken
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:00,
archived )
Interestingly, the Sportacus pictured wears a number ten on his suit,
signifying he is the tenth Sportacus. So it may all be true.
(
Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:00,
archived )
I've noticed he's got 4 hands as well - half arsed jobs r us...
(
jim ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:01,
archived )
He did so well until the end
(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:02,
archived )
No I'M SPORTACUS
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:57,
archived )
Orange piss, anyone?
anyone?
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:48,
archived )
I used to love that stuff to get over hangovers
but did it have to turn your piss orange?
(
M3rx likes the Asian ladies ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:55,
archived )
pastie head
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:05,
archived )
nom nom nom
(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:32,
archived )
I get them mixed up
(
waxdart hello. ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:53,
archived )
haha
(
imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:36,
archived )
Arf!
Do supplements like this really work/ do anything? Edit: NINJA MNNNNNNNNNGNGNGNNGGN!
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:07,
archived )
i've been taking vitamin and mineral supplements for almost 3 years
i've not had a cold since i started taking them.
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:09,
archived )
But haven't you also been eating healthier?
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:10,
archived )
less fat, certainly
but a lot of so-called "healthy" foods are impossible for me to eat now, so the supplements are a must.
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:12,
archived )
I used to spend quite a bit a on various supplements, including super duper omega 3,6,9 oils.
Didn't feel any different, or notice any change whatsoever.I do eat healthy anyway so I guess I don't need them.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:15,
archived )
i get mine on prescription
calcium, iron and a multivitamin twice a day for life, with a b12 jab every 3 months. i'm monitored by my doctor, but the only thing that ever gets low now is my potassium level. the drink they give you for that is fucking rancid!
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:19,
archived )
I can imagine :(
Can't you take it in a Mojito instead?
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:22,
archived )
oh, if only!
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:26,
archived )
Potassium?
can't you just eat a banana? Although, if you've been over on links recently you might be put off for life.
(
Canazza is mostly listening to Yes ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:38,
archived )
bananas make me puke
bugger, house is full. see y'all later!
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:49,
archived )
that's because bananas are the devil's cock.
'orrible things
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:56,
archived )
what about these?
(
Canazza is mostly listening to Yes ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:57,
archived )
WOW!
that's impressive. but it still makes me want to gag a little though. there's nothing redeeming about a banana
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:59,
archived )
Worf was too shiny and orange back in those early series.
(
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:07,
archived )
so was his piss
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:22,
archived )
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:18,
archived )
hahaha
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:24,
archived )
Orf!
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:34,
archived )
What's wrong with his mnouth?
(
XLVII .uk ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:30,
archived )
he got new tneeth
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:31,
archived )
HnaHnaHna!
:D
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:35,
archived )
doesn't explain the nose though
(
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:58,
archived )
He's been snorting too much Berocca....
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:59,
archived )
somebody should tell him he's doing it wrong
(
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:12,
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:19,
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:29,
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SPANG!
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:39,
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Hahaha!
Nice. :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:48,
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daveyclayton Gosh, is it really ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:40,
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are we doing anything?
All the shops seems to be selling some tat called the royal wedding, anyone got any suggestions for what we could do that day to try and drown out the noise?b3ta.com/calendar/event/23487 Post either here or on the calendar link, or shut up and stop going on about it
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:08,
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I'm happy to watch it.
Confirmed royalist.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:11,
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oooh, interesting
why should I give a monkeys, I really don't see what connection it has with me. I've no interest in anyone getting married that isn't me really, don't see how its my business.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:17,
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Their progeny will become your descendents future constitutional monarch.
Maybe in time since they've grown to televise these familial celebrations they'll let us watch the conception possibly to see that it's done right.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:19,
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....?
I've no interest in anyone getting married that isn't me really Not even friends or family?
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:20,
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nope
I find the idea of marriage quite ridiculous. Me and the missus only did it to save her the minor irritation of explaining no she wasn't Mrs HappyToast when people phoned, now she can say she is. Plus it was a good excuse for me to dress like a gorilla.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:22,
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Arf!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:24,
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Didn't change a thing and I'd be quite happy to have not done it
It's utter bollocks that is either horribly tainted with religion or conforming to guidelines. You don't need public approval to love someone or a piece of paper signed in triplicate. And we sure as fuck don't need the event to be televised so the nation can cheer us on.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:28,
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Pfffft ^this.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:30,
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And ^that^
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic..." ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:53,
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true
but it does make the legal side of things in accidents, wills, etc. much, much easier
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betpet is the fun in dysfunctional ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:38,
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yes, that's the other reason we did it, paperwork
Hold the front page, call in all the relatives, organize a street party, our tax return will be simpler! Cupid you old rascal.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:51,
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Yeah
You don't have to go the whole religious expense-fest of it but the missus generally likes that side :)
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betpet is the fun in dysfunctional ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:08,
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my missus felt the same way as me
it kind of helps to have similar views as the person you're marrying
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:16,
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I get remarried is January for 10 years of marrage
I want it televised and you fuckers better all cheer
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:42,
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I'll cheer
but cry inside because it'll mean I can't marry you ;)
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betpet is the fun in dysfunctional ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:49,
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unless we become morman and you can be one of my wives
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:51,
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true
but you will be subject to multiple mothers in law too
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betpet is the fun in dysfunctional ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:09,
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I don't mind my current in laws
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:03,
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Scottish playwright Ian Hay said it best
"Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention."
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ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2 ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:40,
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Fair enough.
Although I'm a happy monarchist, I don't begrudge others not wanting them. I do get cheesed off with some of the arguments that rely on bollocks (that they cost the country money, etc) when it's perfectly fair to disagree with them on idealogical grounds.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:24,
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I think what they "cost" is offset by the amount of money they bring in
that and the fact that the queen is the head of the armed forces so we shut the fuck up or she goes Gaddafi
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:26,
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And the money from their estate goes to government and is more than the civil list.
I can just imagine that, though. "I say Philip, order the general to shoot those poor people over there. They're spoiling the view."
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:32,
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and Philips response would be
"do we start with the fattys or the darkies"
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:37,
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Alternatively, for those of us over here.
If you want to get blindingly drunk in fifteen minutes, play Australian advert shots. Every time an advert says 'Australian', have a shot. You'll be fucked in no time.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:20,
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As it's not a 100% official bank holiday I will be working
6:00 get out of bed 6:10 shower and wank 6:40 go to work 7:20 arrive at work 7:30 Start work after a quick smoke 7:30 - 4:00 piss about on facebook and b3ta 4:00 finish work 4:45 get home and go for a poo and a quick wank 5:20 finish poo and go for food and spend time with the kids 7:00 take the kids to bed then watch the one show ^ Nothing of interest v 11:30 go to bed
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:14,
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Yay, plenty of b3ta time
you can be chief usher then
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:18,
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5:20
wash your hands first, you filthy bastard
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:19,
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I wasn't going to go down to a second by second account of my day
the tedium would highlight how sad my life is
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:22,
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Only the two wanks?
Amateur!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:24,
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it was 4 a day
but I just don't have the energy anymore
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:25,
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You need to fit in a 20 minute power nap.
That way, you will have the energy for at least one more wank.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:27,
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I could find time in between the one show and eastenders at 8
then wank at bedtime
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:28,
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I'm going to a BBQ
but only to eat and drink, I shan't be going near the TV.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:15,
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As it's my birthday on the big day
I'll be going boating and pretending to be a pirate
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:16,
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I must say
All the trendy outrage against it is driving me further and further towards wanting to celebrate it.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:18,
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I apologise, I had no idea I was trendy, just fed up with the landfill in every shop
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:18,
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Everything's landfill.
Getting upset about some of it is like getting upset about the insects one crushes to death with every step one takes. No point at all. Let it go, chill out, have some fun - it's a beautiful day. And besides, don't apologise for being trendy - it's awful to be seen out in last season's wardrobe!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:21,
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Now, everyone apart from mental deficients hates the tat.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:26,
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Dorothy Perkins have royal wedding deely boppers
Genius!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:25,
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I wouldn't say its trendy outrage
it's just most people have got more pressing problems than watching two rich people get married Like, what time do the pubs open that day
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:26,
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Precisely. It's win-win.
I don't know why people feel they should still be moaning.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:41,
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Scottish types are a bit pissed off.
It's not an official holiday there.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:01,
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I wonder if the Germans are getting a day off
after all it's their family too
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:14,
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Hahahaha
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:56,
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But I thought they WANT to be independent?
FFS they should make up their blummin mind.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:56,
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i shall be letting the little one watch it
while i relax in the gasrden with a beer.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:35,
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I think it'll make some happy for a few hours, a lot of business some much needed money and a lot of us a day off work
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:51,
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which will counter any benefit the businesses earnt
Someone on here said the estimated cost in extra time off work and security was 5 Billion to the economy. I can't remember who said it though to ask if it was a drunken guestimates or base on facts.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:53,
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I will opt for shutting up :)
good scary effect there!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:20,
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:02,
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Haaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahaaha
I fucking love JTAH.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:18,
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Thanks dear fellow.
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:33,
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Is there a list of all of these some place?
They warrant an archive.
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:39,
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^^^^
This. HARD.
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shooms Look just cunt the fuck off will you... ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:44,
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brilliant
the guy holding the picture's face at the end is great too.
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:41,
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8 (=)
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:20,
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That's a really good one...on of the best
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TheVillage Idiot Kiss me, Fatty!!! ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:56,
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separated at birth?
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MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789 ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:42,
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YES
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:54,
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Get your tits out for the lads !!!
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:29,
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All hail Mona, the classiest of bandwagons!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:34,
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indeed.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:45,
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That is terrifying!
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:48,
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/\
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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:51,
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That's genius tha!
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TheVillage Idiot Kiss me, Fatty!!! ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:52,
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:54,
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Boobies!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:16,
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never enough boobies
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:18,
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Bloody Hell, Archie...
That's fantastic!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:00,
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Wow.
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:02,
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Superb stuff!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:04,
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Yes!
At first I thought it was William Hague
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:43,
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slight resemblance, see
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:54,
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hahahahaha
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:32,
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click and AAARRRGGHHH!!!!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:27,
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...words fail me right now...
*click*
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:01,
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Fantastic!
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:40,
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Gorgeous!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:04,
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nicely done!
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Mousing ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:41,
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blimey :-D
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:44,
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Ooooh... nicely done!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:03,
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There isn't really anyone attractive that has a birthday today, so I drew you all a Vector Arse!
EDIT: It is Ron Perlman's birthday, could I post a link to any one of his photos, not shop it at all and enter into this weeks 'Mythical Creatures' challenge?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:25,
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Top-ography
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:29,
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That's not Ron Perlman's bum!
...probably.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:31,
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*parp*
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Mousing ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:37,
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Bit saucy for the board?
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:37,
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^ this.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:32,
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That's no moon!
:O
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XLVII .uk ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:40,
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Adblocked. Sadly.
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doog Don't read this. ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:45,
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X
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:05,
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A lot of people mujst be ignoring you
or else there'd be the usual arguments about this not being a vector /filtad etc
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alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:38,
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I will try to land on it with my moon-rocket ... wish me luck!
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imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS ,
Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:40,
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