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# And it's goodbye from me...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:42, archived)
# You got a time machine, I want a portal to anywhere - maybe we can make a deal..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:44, archived)
# and it's good night from her...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:45, archived)
# I feel I should repost my one SJS pic
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:54, archived)
# I would like to see the current Dr Who girl - the ginger one - naked.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:58, archived)
# You will have to wait till I have finished with her...

But this may help: Definitely NSFW!/
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:59, archived)
# You.
Wish.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:03, archived)
# errr
they seem to have decapitated her in that first pic
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:14, archived)
# ^
I concur with every sentiment expressed in this missive
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:00, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10398474
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:02, archived)
# And I would be happy to go dirty thirds
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
Oh sorry, I read that as 'turds'
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:04, archived)
# ooo nice pic
it could turn me to the lesbos side for sure!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:58, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:59, archived)
# 
\O/
O^O
 "
/ \
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:04, archived)
# I appear to have dropped my monocle.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Braw.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:03, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:16, archived)
# I'll take him if he's got a USB 2.0 port
otherwise forget it.
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:21, archived)
# You evil sod!
Can't you see how sad he is?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Ouch! and yet, ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:54, archived)
# Minor TJ:
Thanks for all the suggestions below. She's finally fucking found out what that fucking song fucking is.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cuPKGbDtZc

Faaaaaaaaaaaahking 'ell.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:51, archived)
# I can't BELIEVE that someone put a copy of that stupid horse jingle onto YouTube :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:55, archived)
# I actually did that the other day to k3b/-\b
I felt bad for a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:01, archived)
# So, it was the Keith Floyd programme!!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Fixed
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:54, archived)
# are you 'avin a laugh?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:25, archived)
#


Thought it was appropriate.
(LaSeandre, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 18:04, archived)
# he has an angry look of going in dry.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 18:22, archived)
# TOUCH IT BABY!
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 20:22, archived)
# Too soon? Afternoon.
(Yog Sogoth, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:24, archived)
# they're going to need a bigger boat
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Bruce on the loose.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:28, archived)
# I understand that you've shopped a shark into the picture
but what is this a picture of anyway?

Nevermind found it :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:34, archived)
# here dude
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cumbria-13154500
(Yog Sogoth, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:36, archived)
# That diabetic lady who fell ill
so they tried transferring her to a rescue boat.... and missed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:36, archived)
# ah well
the shark missed as well....all had a bad day.
(Yog Sogoth, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:38, archived)
# The shark was dissappointed due to it not being a diver on a rope ladder rescue
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:42, archived)
# This one is real though
unlike that one.
(Yog Sogoth, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:43, archived)
# How very dare you diver-helicopter-bridge-shark is the most real anything can be
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:44, archived)
# having studied the image
for many long years, using detailed image analysis, I have concluded that it is sadly not real.
(Yog Sogoth, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:47, archived)
# I demand you spend more years re-studying
How can such a thing be fake? I saw it on the internets!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:49, archived)
# My image is 100% of real
But the internets sometimes lie.
(Yog Sogoth, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Next you'll be saying that Cake is a Lie!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:51, archived)
# nah....cake is not a lie..more of a conspiracy
funded by the secret fraternity of NWO. They were behind the Is it real image too.
(Yog Sogoth, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:55, archived)
# How about this one? looks real to me


Click for bigger (195 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:17, archived)
# This will require
some in depth forensic examination.
(Yog Sogoth, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:25, archived)
# No its fake
I can see the strings after I zoomed in. Fake as bollocks.
(Yog Sogoth, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:28, archived)
# I'm surprised that when she finally reached the mainland the ambulance didn't crash
flinging her out Homer Simpson style over a cliff. D'oh!

/hull
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:38, archived)
# hahaha
funnier than it should be really
(Yog Sogoth, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Reminds me of...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Bitey Polar Bear is Earthworm Jim
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:20, archived)
#
(herman:D, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:42, archived)
# haaaa
that's awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 17:57, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Silence will fall.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:12, archived)
# All the woos are belong to you...
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Fatties!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:20, archived)
# I just slipped that in there, because it is a filthy
pea.

It makes us useful by making us thin.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:20, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:20, archived)
# That's my wanking material sorted for tonight
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Nice tits.
Tats! I meant tats..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:24, archived)
# 'kin hell... Macaulay Culkin really DID let himself go, poor sod
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:31, archived)
# It was the Michael Jackson incident that didn't happen! nudge nudge wink wink
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Put it away Manley
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:32, archived)
# She looks nice...
If i'm honest, I have seen bigger tits though.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:35, archived)
# why am i looking at pictures of your dog...
...etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Speaking of your bodily functions
How did the fartcannon go?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Lepersuction?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 20:32, archived)
# Blessings upon the House of Gruntfuttock.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:29, archived)
# regenerationlols
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:15, archived)
# awesome
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:15, archived)
# PeeWee Herman on fire!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:15, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:16, archived)
# *clicky
Likey
(7 hours left to save Earth, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Nicely! :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:22, archived)
# This is impressive
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Cheers, guys. You're beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Nice
:D
(herman:D, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:41, archived)
# some more SA without the furries

I think this one works
Previouser
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:11, archived)
# How's that then?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:14, archived)
# it's like Garfield without Garfield
except without any of the things with tits
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:15, archived)
# Where's that stupid dog?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:16, archived)
# It had tits, it had to go
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:18, archived)
# ACTULOL
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:20, archived)
# Death to tits?
8(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:20, archived)
# Only inappropriate, malproportioned cross-species tits.
Human tits are all of the win!

And remember kids, fat girls get wetter.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Then I fully endorse your earlier proposal.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Garfield has tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Garfield's a squirrel?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:27, archived)
# I have no recollection of the original
but it strikes me that the removals have changed nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:18, archived)
# The basic joke still works
www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.php
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Dammit!
You gone made me visit a dirty pervy furry site on my work computer!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:24, archived)
# burn the room
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Yiffs!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:30, archived)
# There's a joke here?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:24, archived)
# The joke is he is fat
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:26, archived)
# LOL Compo it!
Fat people being fat
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Aah, "The Fat Cartoonist", yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:29, archived)
# and so is the character in the comic
*boom boom*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:31, archived)
# I just went back to the first one.
Bloody hell, over time his eyebrows had just grow, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:56, archived)
# I hope nothing sexy happens!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:19, archived)
# It's unlikely
but we live in hope
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Censored by anti-furry extremists? :O
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:27, archived)
# For one horrible moment
I thought that a JJ post had inveigled its way onto my screen.


Frightening times.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:38, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Compo it?
I dunno. What's the compo about anyway?
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:56, archived)
# lolfatties
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:01, archived)
#
So now he telepathically calls surgeons?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Quickie


(7 hours left to save Earth, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:58, archived)
# That would have worked!
* You only get real science on b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:59, archived)
[challenge entry] *ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Oh man how do people let themselves get into such a state? Really?
Can't we just 'round them up, shoot them, and feed them to the poor?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:10, archived)
# I will sex them skinny.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:13, archived)
# they spend all their incapacity benifit
on pies, chips and cream cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Om nom nom
and it's all piled on one plate with mushy peas
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Well in all fairness the ears and the nose are all inherited from Charles...
oh you mean the fat girl?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:25, archived)
# still kinda would


GORD BLESS YA
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:11, archived)
# Are nations rose
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:15, archived)
# n r hertz 4evs
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:21, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10397652
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:23, archived)
# You're supposed to...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:21, archived)
# ...blow the bloody doors off?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:33, archived)
# ... in the back of their tour bus
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Holy shuddering fuck!
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:15, archived)
# Cor blimey guv'nor!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:20, archived)
# More fat rolls = more places to put my dick!!!
...your majesty.
(Meagrom, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:26, archived)
# She can sit on my bus any day!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:17, archived)
# might be a bit inappropriate
but who is she? I'd like to do her some harm.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 17:45, archived)
# I think
she's pretty cute to TBH
(7 hours left to save Earth, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 19:56, archived)
[challenge entry] two wrongs
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
I love Two Wrongs!

and magnets!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:58, archived)
# ^This^
But in louder, 1970s-type style.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:09, archived)
# fucking shitty magnets!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Subo!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:58, archived)
#
For some reason this makes me thing of Lady Constance from ISIRTA....
(Slave to Percy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Yay
*bounces*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:00, archived)
# You've invented perpetual motion!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:06, archived)
# No...the penguins did...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Yey!
I did this one once but I can't remember what the occasion was?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:13, archived)
# Chinese New Year - Year Of The Penguin
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:15, archived)
# Wheeeee!
Apologies to Mrs Trellis



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:09, archived)
# bloody hell, Dave the Hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:11, archived)
# in the living flesh!
I'm mainly a lurker now . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Oh but they feel so right
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Mount Pleasant and Mount Equally As Pleasant
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:18, archived)
#
:D
(herman:D, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Click!
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 21 Apr 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Is that Smash Monkey?
Sorry. I love these. And Smash.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 18:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Parp!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:59, archived)
# a refreshing sumo man drinking vessel
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Hundred Hand Slap!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Needs more stray pube!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:14, archived)
# its in the post
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Post-processing that's a bit posh for b3ta
normally it goes from rushes-to-board in one leap.

/film making blog
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Greek tip
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:16, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:19, archived)
# keep the tail pipe clean
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:00, archived)
# I prefer the old days

(confused coyote is still searching for canned Road Runner since, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:52, archived)
# I remember when MTV used to play music too!
RAY COKES 4EVA IN AR HARTZ XXXX
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:53, archived)
# OI DAVINA NICE BUST
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:54, archived)
# I used to send faxes to Ray Cokes that regularly got read out on his show
Man, good times
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Ray Cokes.
Never was a man so perceptively named.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Wonder what he is doing now
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:07, archived)
#
what how much
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:08, archived)
# haha fair point
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Blimey! That's a name I'd forgotten.
He was ace... like a cheeky Ash from Evil dead.

Davina started there too... and she was lovely then.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Davina is still lovely now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:57, archived)
# I remember - very vaguely- when he asked her what she had in her hand..
"it's a photocopy of my tits!"
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Filth
total filth, but lovely with it. Also, she used to go out with Eric Clapton, but I can forgive a lot in a woman. I never forgive men though. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:07, archived)
# He was ace
As was Bubbles the goldfish and the mysterious Rob the Cameraman

I loved how Ray would make those phone calls to places in Europe with people who had a limited grasp of English - and he would subtly take the piss
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:03, archived)
# ^ needs more Marijne van der Vlugt
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:05, archived)
# ROY CAKES!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Oh, I don't know,
It was pretty moronic back then, too.
Also: Wow, it's Harfynn Teuport!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:55, archived)
# WOW!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:56, archived)
# IN TRO
Best of all Nirvana's album openers
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:57, archived)
# UZI LOVER
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Fur Q!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:59, archived)
# was he real - or a sketch show character?
the lines have blurred...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:00, archived)
# From The Day Today
;-)

Check out the YouTube clip for Uzi Lover by Fur Q....

Edit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sxZ4tsp8gc

Edit Edit: The sting at the end where the camera 'zooms in' on Cher.... oh. my. god.

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:02, archived)
# And JLB-8 :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:05, archived)
# hahaha - he was ace
with that fake kid stuck to his crotch :-D

That was the paedogeddon episode, wasnt it?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Sure was. "Little White Butt" being his big hit :)
My dad had his dick up my ass before I was a baby

He fucked my anally, prenatally.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:15, archived)
# PANTY SMILE!
You can wear it, In the high street
Body contoured, Very discreet
And the comfort, You won't believe
For the top sheet, It's a dry weave!

Panty, Smile.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Feckin' Genius
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Guy should have his own channel.
24-hour news feltch.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:29, archived)
# I prefer the old days as well, I was younger for a start.
But I have to say that TV was just as shit in 1981 as it is today, albeit in a different manner.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:55, archived)
# NEVER!!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:56, archived)
# At least now you can watch what you want via on demand and cut out the stuff you
don't want to watch. Also, most of the decent stuff from 1981 is still around on the replay channels.

Also, Mind Your Language.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:59, archived)
# That was one of my favourite shows :(
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Fatty's have political rights too!


Click for bigger (130 kb)
(Bunny Slippers keeping your tootsies warm, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:32, archived)
# yay! Brother Power in da house (NSFW, Possibly, bare man arse)
www.chinasmack.com/2010/pictures/brother-power-naked-chinese-man-vs-modern-society.html
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:44, archived)
# GIVE ME POWER!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:49, archived)
# I don't have any
I've got some double decker you can have
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:52, archived)
# * Waits for the image of the big fat guy making love to his cars exhaust pipe...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Don't aim that thing at me!
why does everyone always sit in the fast lane anyway?
(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:28, archived)
# An inspirational poem for the Dark-Siders out there..

Click for the rest

More info, source pics, etc. on my art blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:06, archived)
# this is a bit highbrow
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:08, archived)
# didn't he suggest this compo?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:16, archived)
# so, what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:25, archived)
# it's a glitch in the Matrix
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:26, archived)
# I have this strange feeling of deja vu
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:26, archived)
# Response so far has been a little strange.
Now my shirt a guy on another forum made it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:36, archived)
# It's a challenge where people enter pictures to try and get the top spot and in the news letter
but that's not important now
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Alaska?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:27, archived)
# how does she smell?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:28, archived)
# Like Scampy Nik Naks
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:29, archived)
# om nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Pffft.
Read my lovely story, bitches:

www.b3ta.com/questions/randomstuff/post1178422

Happy Jew-nailing for Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:10, archived)
# what are we
your jew hating QOTW bitches
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Yep. You fucking racists*. You sicken me.
*Because, y'know - Judaism's a race, and all ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:12, archived)
# I might be racist but I like fried chicken
never stopped b3ta before
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:14, archived)
# I hate everybody does that make me a human racist?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:17, archived)
# That makes you Hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Hitler loved the ladies
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:19, archived)
# A *white* hole?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:27, archived)
# or the brown hole
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:28, archived)
# too brown
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:35, archived)
# I'm NOT Hitler I'm merely hailing a bus "Zieg Hail!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:21, archived)
# If I was hitler would I have the zany hair style
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:28, archived)
# You know this might be completely leftfield and all that
but the "I'm Not Hilter" meme should be suggested as a compo suggestion in a suggestive way.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:39, archived)
# what are you suggesting
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Suggestive stuff -. -.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Why is it never images with rain on, in your posts anymore?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:19, archived)
#
Bullshit Jesus
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Minor TJ:
Please help Mrs Boris to not go mental. She can remember a tune that sounds a little like the themes from Tales of the Unexpected and Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased). I can hum it and I have the vague feeling it was on an advert once (as well as from a TV show), but don't know much more than that.
Any suggestions gratefully recieved!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Hell Christ Fuckshit and the Dandy Genociders
"Pretty Little Kittens"

It's probably available as download.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:19, archived)
# hum it for us
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:19, archived)
# We can't upload the tracks from our dictaphone.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Hum louder!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:34, archived)
# pass the mop?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:35, archived)
# hum it to us then
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Is it 'Magnet, I feel like a Woman'?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Fucking shitty magnets!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:20, archived)
# nearly...good gauss though
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:24, archived)
# The doors
people are strange
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Not that, I'm afraid.
I think it's a bit newer.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Livin In The 80s
Killing Joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Party over, oops, out of time.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:28, archived)
# Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince - Boom shake the room
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:31, archived)
# Mr Happy by DJ Hazard.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Hum it down a mic onto vocaroo.com
Edit: Or spell it out in da da dee and da da dums
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Vocaroo supports the torture of Bradley Manning. It says so on their page.
Not the kind of site I'm interested in.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Aye, it does seem to be worded badly.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Is it by John Barry?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:27, archived)
# R&H Deceased reminds me of From Russia with Love
But that's no help whatsoever is it? As you were.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Nightmares On Wax - Mission Venice?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrSdyN4YjS0
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! fuscous, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:01, archived)
# I didn't remember the theme song..
but who can forget teh sexy dancing girl.
Oh the hours I used to Fwap over that as a young lad...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:24, archived)
# My god!
I thought my shaded characters were shite!

and... Karen Standley was a 27-year-old secretary and housewife from Berkshire, and took a day off to record the sequence.
"The moves were my very own," recalled Karen, who never danced professionally but got the job because her boyfriend at the time worked for Top of the Pops and was contracted to make the titles for Tales of the Unexpected.
She was seen only in silhouette on screen and for the recording had to wear a white body stocking and white tights, with white greasepaint on her arms and legs to achieve the necessary effect.
"The greasepaint kept melting under the hot studio lights," she said. "It was horrible and uncomfortable and it took three baths to wash it all off. But it gave me some money - nothing staggering, but I got a new outfit out of it."
"I was just told to look as sexy as I could and I made it up as I went along. I got a fair amount of fan-mail - mostly adolescents who wanted a picture of me (bugger it wasn't just me then). I suppose I was their fantasy woman."
Karen is now a mother of two and works as a receptionist in a hospital accident and emergency department.

* Hang on b3ta, I will be back in a minute..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:32, archived)
# "It was horrible and uncomfortable and it took three baths to wash it all off."

O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:46, archived)
# You're really just a colossal pervert, aren't you?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:14, archived)
# ?
* Just me then


EDIT: Me and J Peasemould Gruntfuttock and I am not colossal, just big boned!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Gary Bushell - A major contribution to road safety!


***mind bleach on sale in the foyer***
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:48, archived)
# ooh eck!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Fucksake, maiden, I'm eating here
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Sausage roll?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Bon Appetit
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 20:04, archived)
# nsfa
does not want
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:50, archived)
# bleurgh
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Horrific.
*clicks*

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Gah!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:03, archived)
# guhhhh!
Thats gorrible, but brilliant at the same time.

Have a hesitant click
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:02, archived)
# It could be worse it could be Chris Moyles.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Can't really see the face so it could be
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:04, archived)
# people have said i look like chris moyles :-(
I dont agree with them. Im better looking
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:04, archived)
# A suitable opportunity for a pearoast
"Dirty fat person sits on banker's face"


(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:03, archived)
# that is horrible
i can almost smell it
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:04, archived)
# FUCK YEH
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:05, archived)
# Bloody Hell! :(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Yes!
that was my inspiration
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Fake! Fake!
It's just downright impossible for gary bushel to contribute anything.

Now... where's that mind bleach gone?
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:03, archived)
# He's a major contributor to The Sun
that rag wouldn't have half as much shit in it if it wasn't for him.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:12, archived)
# No need for the mind bleach
I've scratched out my own eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:33, archived)
# you krazy
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Oh god.
Oh god. Oh god oh god oh god.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 18:08, archived)
# oh
I say
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 23:25, archived)
# even though it looks
Grey and cold out side, you can almost guarantee that is going to be as sweaty foetid claggy and ripe in there like that yogurt you found in the boot of your car after shopping last week



have click
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 12:16, archived)
# that's great!
I had the same idea but in strip form. Couldn't figure out how to portray a 'fatty' being stuffed into the airbag compartment. You did a far better job then I would have done!
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Sun 24 Apr 2011, 3:33, archived)
[challenge entry] mmmmm crumble
(bunglist, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Hamtoucher!
I got one lads!

Hold him down while I pour vinegar up his nose
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:45, archived)
# I believe he did
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:52, archived)
# so what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:53, archived)
# I've never seen one before - no one has - but I'm guessing it's a white hole.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:00, archived)
# A white hole?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:24, archived)
# I have this strange feeling of déjà vu
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:45, archived)
# didnt he suggest this compo?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:47, archived)
# I believe he did
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:48, archived)
# it's a glitch in the Matrix
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:57, archived)
# I've seen this before ...
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:46, archived)
# I have this strange feeling of déjà vu
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Didn't he suggest this compo
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:50, archived)
# I believe he did
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:51, archived)
# it's a glitch in the Matrix
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:52, archived)
# I have this strange feeling of déjà vu
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:47, archived)
# didnt he suggest this compo?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:50, archived)
# I believe he did
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:50, archived)
# A *white* hole?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:51, archived)
# it's a glitch in the Matrix
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:55, archived)
# didn't he suggest this compo?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:50, archived)
# I believe he did
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:51, archived)
# I have this strange feeling of déjà vu
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Tonight, on It's The Mind, we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:17, archived)
# That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before,
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:23, archived)
# that what is happening now has already happened.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:24, archived)
# nah, you're alright mate, i've seen it before
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:24, archived)
# I've seen this before ...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Didn't he suggest this compo?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:52, archived)
# it's a glitch in the Matrix
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:56, archived)
# A *white* hole?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:00, archived)
# I've seen this before ...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:01, archived)
# I have this strange feeling of déjà vu
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:03, archived)
# there's a Mitch in the Glatrix
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:25, archived)
# I have this strange feeling of déjà vu
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:51, archived)
# didn't he suggest this compo?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:52, archived)
# I believe he did
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:53, archived)
# it's a glitch in the matrix
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:56, archived)
# So, what is it?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:59, archived)
# I have this strange feeling of déjà vu
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:00, archived)
# It's a film about a supermanjesuschrist-type-dude and killer robots but that's not important right now.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Can you make this a bit bigger
I can only just make it out viewing from Voyager 2 :P


*oh you filthy ninja
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:16, archived)
# ha!
already ninj'd it!
i'd resized it, then uploaded the large one, rather than small one.

itz coz i iz a dik, in it!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:20, archived)
# There is the theory....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PG5PCd284o
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:47, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10398270
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:50, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10398269
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:51, archived)
# I've seen this before ...
(still funny though)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Its a bit early, but...
...jovial, non religious affiliated egg-based festivities! (Happy B3aster)
Have an old image i made many moons ago:
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:06, archived)
# yeah, but where's the chocolate?
EDIT - oh, i see it now.

nice pic!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:07, archived)
# yes, it does doesn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Is she a real woman dressed as a rabbit
or one of JJ's rabbit/woman hybrid things?

I need to know fairly urgently
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:08, archived)
# It's a collection of differently coloured pixels.
Go outside and talk to a real live woman.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:09, archived)
# But there arent any live women!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:10, archived)
# ...in my garage
just a pile of dead ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Are live women the ones whose names end in .mpeg?
sometimes .avi?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:12, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:13, archived)
# you disgust me
I stream all my porn from myfreepaysite
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:37, archived)
# this from an object who has *averaged*
1 post an hour on /talk since joining b3ta, more than 5 years ago.

Fuck off.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
some genuine office snortage there
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Steady on, upset internet user.
Just because you've got to use a dobber doesn't mean it takes the rest of us an hour to type a post.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Easy tiger
has daddy blocked the porn sites and you feel a need to blow off a little steam
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:43, archived)
# A dobber gag.
The cream of /talk responses.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:37, archived)
# See that?


That's the point you missed.
An average of one post an hour 24/7 for over five years; You're really in no position to make dobber jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:30, archived)
# hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Did you take into account leap years?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:43, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Cartoon woman dressed as a bunny girl
This is her when she's not being a DISGUSTING FURRY:
cghub.com/images/view/14208/
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Gah
now it's wilting
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:10, archived)
# You, Sir, do appear to have
quite a lot of talent!
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:45, archived)
# You rock
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:56, archived)
# loverly
i wonder why rabbits are considered sexy.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:08, archived)
# cos they go like er rabbits?
I don't think it's the myxomatosis

and probably cos of hugh heffner...
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:15, archived)
# myxamatosis is sexy
But then I again I hang around abortion clinics to pick up girls that will be easy
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Haaaaaaaahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:36, archived)
# This is bloody awesome. CLICK!
Incidentally, does anyone else find it a little ironic that it's OK to slag off Hitler and the nazis but we nationally celebrate torturing a famous Jew to death?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:08, archived)
# what happened?
Did we pelt Jeff Goldblum with chocolate eggs? I had no part in it!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Jeff Goldblum's not a Jew!
He's a scientist!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:19, archived)
# you are a closet Mithraist AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:15, archived)
# I think the point is he turned out not to be dead after all and everyone had a good laugh about it.
And as for that Jesus bloke...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:25, archived)
# By "laugh" did you mean "mysoginistic genocide"?
liddlebidapololoticsthereladiesangennelmen
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Personally I will be celebrating not being in work for 5 days and going surfing on the welsh coast
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Ooo nice - I hope the ferry I'm getting tomorrow provides you with some good waves.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:36, archived)
# nice weather, friends and a shit load of beer
I really don't care what the waves are like :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:38, archived)
# she seems surprisingly cheerful considering how painful it must be laying that enormous egg
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:11, archived)
# You don't know the half of it
She laid it too
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:12, archived)
# nah
she laid the brown egg she is holding near her face.

The one she's sitting on is the one she's trying to shove up her arse.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:14, archived)
# It animates?
* Keeps watching...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:17, archived)
# hot hot hot hot hot hot
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Needs more stray pube!
* It's the law.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Would
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:13, archived)
# she really needs to get that tumour looked at
*readies Marigolds*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:13, archived)
# I'd beast 'er etc etc
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:14, archived)
# just looking through your gallery
and i love the sneaky cdc you sneaked into your actimel ad.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:16, archived)
# I think this was his best work...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:20, archived)
# hehe - i remember that
I should have made a special version just for you guys.

Im intending to practice some Zbrush sculpting soon, and i will use Freebase's glorious visage as my first test!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:24, archived)
# * Prepares to shudder...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:31, archived)
# hahaha
that wasnt my doing. Someone else designed the gun - i merely modeled it to specification! I didnt pose it either...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:20, archived)
# crackin'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Don not try to eat the egg, fatty. It is just a picture on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:31, archived)
# he cant read your message
as he's just eaten his monitor.

;D

only jokin prog.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:36, archived)
# it's ok, it's just /talk having a wee spaz fit over something I said on b3ta

they'll settle down after they've had a nap
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:39, archived)
# dont listen to them.
you cunt
(itob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:53, archived)
# hi stavros!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:56, archived)
# aaaw I love you too
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:37, archived)
# I think /talk is gay for you
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:52, archived)
# haha aye :)

looks like I've rattled another cage
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:57, archived)
# interesting to see a few of the talk users on board
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:00, archived)
# united in their hatred for me...bless


anyway I'm away to cry into my slimfast..bye :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:04, archived)
# This is good arts.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Blimey. I love your stuff.
*clicks*

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Woohoo
Sexeh tiem (sexy time)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Have you ever spoken to a girl in real life?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:36, archived)
# I think so but you're going to have to clarify
what you mean by ‘spoken to’, ‘girl’ and also ‘real life’?
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:40, archived)
# bloody brilliant
AS always
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Oo, that's grand
that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Hello sweetness!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:59, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:26, archived)
# this is outstanding!
fanbloodytastic stuff

loving the thick thighs;)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 22:35, archived)
# Make the noises as you read, children
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:13, archived)
# How do you make a cat go woof?
Pour petrol on and set fire to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:15, archived)
# If you reduce the price of dogs at the pet shop
they go cheap
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:16, archived)
# groan....
;)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:21, archived)
# If you conduct Doppler-shift experiments with ferrets
they go meeeeoooooow.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:30, archived)
# *harumphs*
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:32, archived)
# If you put a dog in an F1 car
It goes Miiiiiaowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:31, archived)
# If you shove dynamite up a hippo's arse and set light to it
It goes BANG!

... and covers the surrounding area in gore.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:40, archived)
# You can turn a cat into a blacksmith...
by giving it a kick in the bollocks.

Then it'll make a bolt for the door....
(I helped save b3ta! Heywood Djeblowmi is friends with Craven Moorehead, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Well, either that
or a substantial amount of training and behaviour therapy.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Joe Scaramanga has taught one of his cats to fetch and deliver a ball.
I believe this might be a sign of the coming apocalypse.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:18, archived)
# my son's dad makes his 2 cats sit before giving them treats
A dog would never do that etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:19, archived)
# On that note... opposable thumbs!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:21, archived)
# a hitchhiker would never do that....
or something...
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Or Jimmy Krankie.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:24, archived)
# FANDABBYDOZY to you pal
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Here's £5
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Crikey! Thanks!
*goes and buys own bodyweight in sweets*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:19, archived)
# you spied my inspiration
spend it on cakes then you can enter the fatty compo pfft
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:22, archived)
# *prouds*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:24, archived)
# What's got 4 legs and goes 'Woof!'?
Piper Alpha
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:54, archived)
# hahaha
ima steal that one!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Okey dokey
There's a black lab in the office today.
He's called Oscar & he loves me.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:15, archived)
# Innappropriately?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:16, archived)
# ^ This...
* Photos or it is not true!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Why aren't I looking at a picture of your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Wailaapoyg?
* I don't get it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Well he does nudge my hand for strokes
and slobbers on my trousers but no-one can see.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:21, archived)
# There's a blind dude in our office with a black lab guide dog.
It's all I can do to stop myself going up and asking if I can have a snuffle.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:17, archived)
# I'm sure the blind dude would love a snuffle
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:19, archived)
# I often say that I'm sure when Mrs Vagabond was little she would have been a paedo's dream - she's a complete sucker for dogs.
It's not infrequent that a passing stranger with a puppy will be asked if she can have a go with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:23, archived)
# and an upside down Cow says
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:16, archived)
# cheers babe!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:18, archived)
# ¡OOM ?
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:20, archived)
# ioom?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:24, archived)
# *passes mop*
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Oh do fuck off you two!
You both knew what I meant!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Language, Timothy.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:00, archived)
# It's ok.. It was said in jest...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:02, archived)
# cows go moo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:20, archived)
# yes they do
they do go moo.
Indeed they do.


They also shit everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:21, archived)
# they haven't shat in the pope's hat yet
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:25, archived)
# This is tru science fact
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Bit late, but hey ho, have a poem from Ogden Nash
The cow is of the bovine ilk.
One end moo, the other milk.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Are you still upset about being overweight?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:02, archived)
# how's the trolling with retarded and pointless comments working out for you?
quick lets run to the talk board and get them involved..haha yer a sad wee man
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Meff!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:36, archived)
# OHHHH METH
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxAYHOWxGi8
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Am I the only person on CityVille earning money from Big Fat Cocks?

(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:12, archived)
# Well, It was either that or dribbly vaginas, but I didn't want to wait 3.2 days.
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:16, archived)
# aye
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:13, archived)
# Haven't the foggiest
WYABOA
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:14, archived)
# What is this CityVille of which you speak?
Isn't it just a Tesco Value version of SimCity*?

* which was only really fun when you got the Alien Spaceship to come in and destroy everything.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:16, archived)
# Did you ever play the London edition of GTA?
Get the tank and blow shit up. Cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Hehehe... No I didn't -
But I must admit, that sounds excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Good piece of gameplay here, just about sums it up
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOki-kxq8Lo
and remember, I'm the monkey, you're the cheese grater.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:57, archived)
# I once found this little fella in Farmville
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:21, archived)
# :)

* I am still not sure what my farmer was doing to that sheep?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Quick! Contact NASA! Here's the replacement for their ageing Space Shuttle!
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:57, archived)
# I did this one, took me about 5 days. thankfully I have started leaving the house again.
(Special K I hope i dont look like the perv i am, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 21:40, archived)
# Aren't 'rent' & 'collect man milk' the same thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:23, archived)
# No...
You have to pay for one and you get paid for the other
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:56, archived)
# That was me!
Hell of a hard day's work I'll tell you. Never again. Can still taste it.
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:29, archived)
# cox iz ill, yo
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Banzai!
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:59, archived)
# is that Ladybower
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:01, archived)
# I think so too
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:13, archived)
# Working just down the road from it today
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:35, archived)
[challenge entry] mine's crap, so i'll drop it here
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:01, archived)
# You forgot to compo it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:09, archived)
# fuck!
i think i forgot because of the shame of it being so crap
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:02, archived)
# you are Steve Irwin
/aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:03, archived)
# Who do you think pushed the fatty out the plane?
Now he's really pissed off
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:08, archived)
# You wan buy dvd?
Is that pump gas being emitted from him/her?
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:59, archived)
[challenge entry] They warned us... we should have listened...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:28, archived)
# "frozen screeching corpses"
gets a click from me
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:30, archived)
# A couple of toilets were stolen from a police station in Corby
The police say they have nothing to go on.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:36, archived)
# A hole was found in the wall of a nearby nudist colony
The police are looking into it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:37, archived)
# An employment agency was mistakenly put on the electoral register
Officials say they'll be de-voting ManPower.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:42, archived)
# The dog training equipment has been stolen from Humberside Police Station
The police say they have no leads
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:11, archived)
# A police sergeant was found trapped in his own cells
He nicked himself shaving
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:12, archived)
# A dwarfish clairvoyant has escaped from jail
The police are looking for a small medium at large.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:15, archived)
# Is this fucking thread sponsored by Tom O' Connor or something?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:18, archived)
# He later got into a fight for laughing at someone's misfortune
The assailant was striking a happy medium.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Sadly he got run down by a bus
I guess he didn't see it coming.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:28, archived)
# And we've just heard that a juggernaut of onions has shed its load all over the M-1.
Motorists are advised to find a hard shoulder to cry on.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:41, archived)
# 'kin 'ell
Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:05, archived)
# even though i live there
it wasnt me and i didnt do nothing ...... nothing alright
dito squat nadda zilch as pure as the yellow snow
innocent





pst got some nice white porcelain garden planter if you want them handily convert in to seats as well for bbq's
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 23:25, archived)
# ...
phenomena phenomenon.
plural singular

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Thanks for that!
I may change it if I have the chance.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Hang on...
Aren't we already in deep space?
*is confused*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:57, archived)
# haha
quality newsmash
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Thank you fatties!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
Wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
if only..
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:30, archived)
# Hahaha
That's a corker!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:34, archived)
# oo... it's gone a bit M.C. Escher
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:19, archived)
# =)))
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:58, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Too soon!
(Duke Skellington, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 23:15, archived)
# every one sing now
a hat full of fatties keeps the terrorists away
the terrorists away
the terrorists away

a hat full of fatties keeps the terrorists away
the terrorists away
the terrorists away

just enough untill you kill the motherfuckingbombccarrying
etc etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 23:30, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:14, archived)
# Most excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:18, archived)
# Where do I order me a Geoff?
There's ample space for my beer bottles too!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:23, archived)
# Geoff might drink your beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:26, archived)
# There's no 'might' about it
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:54, archived)
# Actually, I may have spotted a flaw.
Will this only work for fruit or health snacks? What were to happen if I used my Geoff to shelve pies or delicious jaffa cakes?

EDIT: I see you pre-empted my query. I would like to cancel my order for 3 Geoffs please. Apologies for any inconvenience caused.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:28, archived)
# *stops* buggering Dolly the Sheep*
*pauses slightly
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:56, archived)
# You can take the boy out of Wales...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Shut up - I'm at mint sauce strokes
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:03, archived)
# But you can't take a Whale out of the Thames*
*alive
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:04, archived)
# Hey!
/Cartman blog
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:25, archived)
# Haha
I was wondering when you'd get here
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:26, archived)
# It took me a while
I was trying to keep my tits out of my armpits
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:09, archived)
# *horrific mental images*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:13, archived)

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