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(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:11, archived)
# b3tan to it, I'm afraid
b3ta.com/board/10507028

great minds and all that...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:14, archived)
# not for nicking the hats it wasn't ;)
/it's where I got the idea from
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Aha
my apologies, sir
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Ha-ha!

I was a little stumped until your reply to emvee, above^
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:23, archived)
# ^ this
Spent ages thinking 'what's he got in his hands instead of the bottle?'
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:33, archived)
# ^ that
Tis ace!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:41, archived)
# very good indeed :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Ha!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:48, archived)
# It's a complex sting operation


Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Now where is that frying pan...
*grins*
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Borrow mine
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:57, archived)
# still the best spang pic in existance
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:53, archived)
# ooof!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:50, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Comfy justice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:08, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:11, archived)
# The gif that keeps on giving, man.
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Was there ever an image challenge based around these?
Could be a winner.

*has never successfully predicted what makes a good b3ta compo*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:32, archived)
# don't think so. This is about 8 years old
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:34, archived)
# 8(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:38, archived)
#
That Sammo Ray ;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:24, archived)
# A spanging is indeed in order, sir, for your crimes against punnery

*actualols though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:26, archived)
# hahahahaha!
I love this
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:50, archived)
# He's completely armless though...
Also, no-one will ever read this post
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:03, archived)
# I found the face of jesus in a QR code


BUT WHAT COULD IT MEAN?

(it still works, try and scan it)
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:27, archived)
# in related news
I heard the singer out of slipknot went to rome to meet the pope.
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:30, archived)
# is this the start of a song?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:31, archived)
# It's Ollie Murs' latest oevre.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:32, archived)
# he laid an egg as well?
/doesn't really know who Ollie Murs is
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:33, archived)
# You've got all his album, and have pictures of him on your wall, which you kiss in a different order each evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Who the F**king hell are Slipknot?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:28, archived)
# They're a beat combo that was popular with the kids a few years ago
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Jesus is hip to the scene, daddio!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:27, archived)
# That technology will save you.
Buy more things.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:28, archived)
# hahaha
Very good :)
Clever and an appropriate link :)
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:54, archived)
# hahaha
fantastico!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:05, archived)
# that's very clever
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:01, archived)
# This
is all kinds of win.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:52, archived)
# We're gonna need a bigger coat..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:15, archived)
# hahahaha
top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:16, archived)
# Happy Birthday for yesterday, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:20, archived)
# thenk yeaux, sire!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:24, archived)
# There was a 'Happy Birthday, Taters' thread, last night, started by Wobbly.
Don't know if you saw it..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:25, archived)
# yeah - he PMed it me
i was too late to post anything though. you know how quickly the board moves.

Hope anyone wasnt too scared by my chunky, bearded head! I darent show my real face on here - look what happened to clansoul...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:32, archived)
# There is, as far as I know, only one picture of my face on the internet.
And I look a complete tit, so I leave it as a shameful reminder of taking too many drugs in my youth.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Morning, Drim.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Ning
Trust you are well, and not unduly singed?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:37, archived)
# I'm good, and getting better as the day progresses towards the inevitable drunken meltdown, later.
No burnt edges in Hertfordshire, thankfully.
And I hope your day is running along similar lines to mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:59, archived)
# ACE.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:27, archived)
# This is great, I like it and have clicked it, BUT
I have found it particularly noticable over this week that increasingly the meeja is referring to "stores" and not "shops".

This strikes me as another example of creeping Coca-Colonisation, which has been going on for the past 50 years or so.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:29, archived)
# oooh Coca-Colonisation
not heard that phrase before

I'm going to use it this weekend at a posh dinner party
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:31, archived)
# It'll probably turn out that stores is what shops are called in Yorkshire or Somerset or somewhere and it doesn't come from America
or that it was the old word for shops in the 15th century, and Americans just copied us and then we forgot.
*Takes another bite of coca-colon*
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:40, archived)
# I'm pretty sure this is the case
You see a lot of 'village stores' and 'general stores' in little villages
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:49, archived)
# There's the Old Camden Stores too
it probably doesn't predate America but it's pretty old
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Pall Shopping Centre?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:48, archived)
# I took the rhyming option.
Made you this, by way of apology:
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:55, archived)
# Trainers4Justice innit
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:32, archived)
# Is that Ed Miliband?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:39, archived)
# The face and eyes are from different pics, but yes.
*awards cigar*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:00, archived)
# I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 11:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Present and Future Middle-Class Law Enforcement
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:45, archived)
# MAKE THAT MAN PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED SHIRES OF ENGLAND!!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:46, archived)
# DEATH TO OBJECTIVITY
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Floating balconies for all
with free croissants, juice and broadsheets, and no physical access to other balconies. That'll cure all social ills.
Except possibly the loud R&B coming from the next balcony all night, but you could always float away.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:55, archived)
# once all the chavs are dead, we can start on the R&B fans!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:58, archived)
# And inconsiderate cyclists.
(gah, too late)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:03, archived)
# and inconsiderate drivers
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:08, archived)
# Spotting a considerate one is an achievement.
/biker
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:10, archived)
# IM WITH HIM
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:17, archived)
# SOAP - swears on a picture.
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:19, archived)
# how DARE you!
it took a good five minutes to cut him and his railings out and overlay on a london riot pic. SOAP indeed!

It also took me a good 10 minutes to think of something for him to be thinking that would sum up the collective opinions of the knee-jerk, emotional, unthinking, sociologically ignorant right-wingers who have shown a complete inability to think objectively since the riots started. I'm still not happy with it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:34, archived)
# I'm a big fan of massive swears, so it all worked out, Doc.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:07, archived)
# yeah!
Go Smug!
(rogerzilla, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Anybody else find these Cobra meetings a bit disconcerting?


Click for bigger (170 kb)
(badly drunk boy, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:04, archived)
# Got board so made a cyborg
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:20, archived)
# ...and so the downfall of the human race was assured.
I for one welcome our new android overlords.

Also - WOO! Very nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:22, archived)
# We did it to ourselves
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:24, archived)
# I'm doing it to myself right now.
I'm typing this with one hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:26, archived)
# I'm sat in an open plan office doing it to myself
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Hi Vag...
I was clearing out my box of FBWDHABT’s (fit birds who don’t have a birthday today) and came across Ann Widdecombe in a tight t-shirt...
Do you remember asking for it? (more than once???)

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:43, archived)
# Asking for it? eh? eh? eh?
Sounds like WANTING TO BE FUCKED
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:44, archived)
# The width of her breasts!
It's like they're repelling each other.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:48, archived)
# ^ and me
I have three more like this, which Colonel Boris asked for.
Would anyone like to see them?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:04, archived)
# Umm,
not the last thing I need to see from you for a week...
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:37, archived)
# But... but.... but.... but.... but....
I can't resist it....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Oh, I thought you meant 3 more Widdecombes, didn't click the link at first
I wouldn't mind a French lesson...
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:54, archived)
# YEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Well that's me done
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Dirty Vicar!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 7:09, archived)
# Phwoar!
Good old Annie!

She'd get my vote any day!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:09, archived)
#
---i bet the baby wore a life vest---
(Mark of Sore-o writhing in agony on, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Nice....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Nicely done, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Not worth own thread, but i've succombed to the anarchy
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:13, archived)
# jesus Starbuck, how many pies did you have?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:15, archived)
# oieiosahs k esgu iohhghff
*gesticulates* sorry, can't speak, mouth full

plus, something funny about eating apollo
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:20, archived)
# All of them I think.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:20, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Red ball coming in!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:52, archived)
# haha
What's Ghosty done now?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:55, archived)
# Let's face it in the realm of the Thought Police he's bang to rights for pretty much anything in the book ;)
(and yes I did ask him before I posted a screengrab of his FB page in case anyone is concerned)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:57, archived)
# CRIMES AGAINST HOSTELLERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:01, archived)
# Someone is planning on checking in ONE MINUTE AFTER REGISTRATION CLOSES!
Dispatch a SWAT team!

EDIT Sorry - shouldn't mock him when he has kindly agreed to let me include this...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:03, archived)
# haha
I love his stories
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:05, archived)
# A sitcom is due
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Ghosty Towers!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:32, archived)
# There's an animated gif to that effect somewhere isn't there?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:36, archived)
# If he's reading all RG's FB posts, he'll be earning overtime
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:22, archived)
# One of those psychic wotnots is entirely dedicated to monitoring his status updates.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:30, archived)
# I'm surprised there isn't a dedicated unit camped outside ready for crimes against breakfast etiquette
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:32, archived)
# crimes against breakfast etiquette
Most hidious of the crimes against anything
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:43, archived)
# It's worse than rioting
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:44, archived)
# After seeing this, and having held discussions with HappyToast on FB, I now know who Riverghost is IRL.
*small victory dance*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Q&D and gotta post n run 'cos late...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:22, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:24, archived)
# This may be the best explanation yet
Although I liked 'shopping without money' on the BBC.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:26, archived)
# Shopping without Money sounds like a Fall album
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:36, archived)
# There was an article in the Guardian on Wednesday about how it was
all our fault for not listening to enough urban music.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:37, archived)
# Urban music... pfft
what's that then? Music about the street?

Like "Street Life" youtu.be/cnNyxy7XPfs
or "Across 110th Street" youtu.be/HWtUcie56mg

Or do you mean the incessant *sst* *sst* *sst* of a mobile phone LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:49, archived)
# Here's my latest fact-free explanation:
1. Gangsters (who missed out on the last two) wanted to be part of a contemporary Brixton riot, so they could feel morally superior when compared against the still somewhat racist police, who keep trying to stop them shooting one another.
2. Violence spreads to other cities with similarly disgruntled criminals, in imitation of 1981 (which might have been more justified, I dunno, I was 4).
3. This time there was twitter and facebook and text messages, and everybody else piled on unscrupulously for amusement, because that's what we do now.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:17, archived)
# ...with little thought or direction...
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:39, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:46, archived)
#


*edit* interesting opinion of the working class you got there toasty, not at all offensive to all the folks who got their small businesses and places of work raided and burnt I'm sure...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:48, archived)
# Nah, I'm in another country
and I'm proposing both shooting looters on sight *and* trying to improve the shitty dump estates around our cities.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:58, archived)
# I'm in Glasgow, technically another country
I say cut there Goolies off.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:04, archived)
#
And just what do you propose to do with this harvest of goolies? Is there much demand for them 2nd hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Dog food
Or pork pies.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:02, archived)
# i think if you own your own business, you're no longer considered working class
not that it really matters, as this is supposed to be a comedy site
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Really!?
I thought that was only if you owned a BIG business or corp myself, like that 89 yo barbershop chap who had his place raided, I wouldn't call folks running small businesses like that and sandwich shops and freelance chaps and such middle class myself.

Not that I know where the lines are drawn really.

ANYHOO, gotta go gotta go, my late chap has just text to say he's finally arriving, so, y'know, carry on...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:22, archived)
# No-one knows where the lines are drawn
and everyone tries to put themselves in the working class. I had a pointless argument with a guy I knew at university who swore blind he was working class despite

1) Going to a grammar school
2) Having, for Lancaster, a very posh accent
3) Having more than enough money to go through university without having to work

simply because at one point his dad had had a menial job.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:27, archived)
# re: edit - are you taking crazy pills?
this is b3ta, the source is a classic comedy about terrible stereotyping, you terribly stereotyped those involved in the activities (there were some peaceful protestors) and I furthered the stereotyping but from the angle of pointing out we're all guilty of something.

It's a throwaway comedy comment, nothing more.
Or is yours a serious and well thought out statement?

;P
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Yeh sorry
rushed day, I don't get many, not much time to think...

*genuflects*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:21, archived)
# superb...
I know my MP. she's ace
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:50, archived)
# My MP is Kenneth Clarke, and he's going to chib some cunt.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:02, archived)
# :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:55, archived)
# Hahaha Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Arf!
(Fluffster, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 23:43, archived)
[challenge entry] The future of coppering - NOW
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:51, archived)
# heh heh!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:54, archived)
# Hahahaha yes!
I love movie science and technology - see Enemy Of The State for my fave - they manage to see the other side of, and the contents of his bag, taken from a single camera!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:55, archived)
# oh that reminds me of
Deja Vu, where, ahem, using a special satelite, they can view things in the past, including indoors, from any angle, in full colour, with sound. Arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:58, archived)
#
special satellites, don't you love em.
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:01, archived)
# Good god that movie was shite
but entertaining
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:11, archived)
# like most movies nowadays
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:17, archived)
# I watched Submarine the other night
that was not at all shite and very entertaining
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:37, archived)
# oh really?
i'll have to check it out.
i just find special effects and overpaid actors take presidence over a good story.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:00, archived)
# Ahh, that was the cover story...
Turns out it was just a time machine
(catbrain likes the hairy scratchings bestest, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 20:12, archived)
# Enema of the State
In that they managed to see the other side of his arse
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:09, archived)
# Grated minds etc
www.b3ta.com/board/10460049
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:55, archived)
# i turned it off
at that point in the movie
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:32, archived)
# arf I think I watched that *episode the other day...


*probably happens in every episode
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:01, archived)
# He needs Deckard's amazing photo machine from 'Blade Runner', which can actually peek around corners.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:05, archived)
# Yes that too - was watching that t'other day.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:08, archived)
# Yar, but that's 'woooo future'
Look at the phones they use! Amazing technology
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:12, archived)
# hahaha!
ENHANCE! www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUFkb0d1kbU
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:09, archived)
# hahahahaha!
"ENHANCE!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:11, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:11, archived)
# This is exactly what I will do should I ever become a CCTV operative.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:20, archived)
#
I remember a scene like this from Blue Thunder where they're using their helicopter-borne surveillance to look down a young lady's blouse at her ample bosom. That's the only scene from Blue Thunder that I remember.
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:26, archived)
# Me too.
That and starting to watch a Harry Vaugh film called "Behind The Green Door", which I remember wishing they'd stuck with instead of returning to the film.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:39, archived)
# Hahaha
Employment for voyeurs!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:09, archived)
# hahahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:15, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:31, archived)
# Yes!
I love it :-D

No ENHANCE for you, Mac Taylor!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:33, archived)
# So much THIS
I'm sick of the infinite levels of magnification they seem to be able to get out of crap CCTV images on the likes of CSI. I watched The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo the other week and was pleasantly surprised to see that the enlargements made from old photos were so blurry that you couldn't identify the subject.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:52, archived)
# hahaha
brill
(william_shatner, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:25, archived)
# :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))0
HAH AH AH HAHHHA HAAA HAHHA HH A

breath


HA HA HA HA HAHHHAHAHAH HAHAHHAAAH HA HA HAHHAH AHHAAAA HAHAHA HAAA

Tears.

HAH HA AHHA A A

all of them



and the two I love.





(waxdart hello., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:58, archived)
# Iz that a woo in ur pocket
or are u just plzd 2 c me?
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 7:51, archived)
# The CSI effect!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImWRFfF0jBA
(Rogue Sausage, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 4:05, archived)
# Damn! Whenever I think of something funny
it's already been done by the world's comedy elite. Why is that?
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 7:56, archived)
# Yay, my first FP! I feel all warm inside...
...so I'm going outside
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 7:52, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!
This wins because it has the word Fucksocks in it. Also why is it PC's in every programme ever made always blip and beep when the person operating them zooms in on stuff? Mine doesn't do that?
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 8:47, archived)
# ha ha
grats on the FP!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 19:45, archived)
# this is fanfuckitytastic
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 3:29, archived)
# Fuck Yeah!
It's Friday!

(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:16, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:24, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:27, archived)
# them
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:28, archived)
# :o)


'ning b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:11, archived)
# can I haz pearoest?
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Hello b3ta... I'm off on hols tonight...
Only one suggestion yesterday by Redhouse, The Avellan Twins NSFW...
I added the other bloke, no idea who he is but he has a nice name...

*Click for possibly NSFW?

No more suggestions for a week... Sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:10, archived)
# im liking those twins!
Cheers for my VAG yesterday, and apollo jizz for not being around to appreciate it!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:20, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:01, archived)
# the bloke's in Deadwood, amongst other things, probably
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:56, archived)
# "Nice Beaver"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:09, archived)
# Have fun on your hols, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:06, archived)
# Cheers...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:59, archived)
# every morning i pop in here
and there's this poorly-filtered cobblers and a shit joke. I take it I'm missing something?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:40, archived)
# i don't really get it either
i'm hoping if i ignore it it'll go away.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:51, archived)
# I see it as a handy sign that the gayshift is over
You know, like at a fun party when all the lights suddenly go on and the music goes off and some dreary person tells everyone to go home.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:40, archived)
# Ha ha ha.... Thank you...

You could always 'Ignore' me if I offend you that much?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:01, archived)
# hahaha
You certainly won't be missing anything as of tomorrow for a week
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Unless someone starts posting even-more-poorly-filtered cobblers
and shitter jokes.

Have fun Wobbly, see you in a week!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Hypersonic sillies
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:10, archived)
# I believe I've been on that once
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:25, archived)
# greetingd
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:28, archived)
# but is it as good as the slide in the black forest?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:57, archived)
# It's probably just passing Mars as I type this..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:15, archived)
# Deep joy!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:04, archived)
# awww...
the cartoons dont work...


Was expecting Tom and Jerry.
(FAQ, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Lindsey Lohan has really let herself go.


The Daily Fail don't half make some funny mistakes...
(Testicles just for you, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 7:27, archived)
# *fwaps anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 7:30, archived)
# Haha! Nice!
Bit oddly shaped that model, for a model anyway, very wide hips...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 7:40, archived)
# I just look up the original Lohan pic....
That would make a lovely VAG CREAM, but it is not her birthday and I have already done her...

NING B3TA!




*Click for NSFW!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 7:44, archived)
# *goes limp*
both her, and scarlett johansson, make my balls want to shrivel up and drop off
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 7:54, archived)
# Awesome
more Scarlett for me... Yes darling, the Black Widow outfit...
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Freeze, dirt bag !
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 7:05, archived)
# i love that horse face
preferred it without the teeth though. just sayin'
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 7:18, archived)
# that version still exists
just FYI'n ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 7:21, archived)
# good, good!
so in what instance would this future gun totting snake/horse be deployed
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 7:31, archived)
# way into the future
any instance which has failed to be brought under control by non-gun toting, non-snake/horse human coppers. I suppose there are many such instances :)

edit: not feeling too good--must go lie down. Later!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 7:39, archived)
# later!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 7:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Oi!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 7:33, archived)
# :D that's one cocky cop!
wonder what purpose that comb atop the beak serves, other than to make it a bitch to don a hat
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 7:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(rogermexico Ah, c'est moi! Je m'ai fait peur!, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 5:57, archived)
# That's about the size of it, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 6:02, archived)
# often licked, never beaten
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 6:20, archived)
# MUM!!!

Would
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 6:54, archived)
# needs a forklift to find his cock
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 7:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 3:59, archived)
# Likely one of those B& games.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 4:23, archived)
# You mean like aB&onware?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 4:25, archived)
# M&olin Hero anyone?
Or how about a quick round of B&jo B& L&:Cr& FUCK for Fucktown on our BumPods.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 4:34, archived)
# you're forcing my h&
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 4:59, archived)
# What can I say, it's just like STDs.
it's just like STDs.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 5:03, archived)
#

(Testicles just for you, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 7:28, archived)
# mindpiss!
i did that one yonks ago :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:05, archived)
# ARSES!!!
[/:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 5:10, archived)
# honey badger dont care
honey badger dont give a shit
honey badger just takes what it wants
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 4:37, archived)
[challenge entry] It's looking bad
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 3:09, archived)
# And so to bed
I just pray that it'll still be about tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 3:13, archived)
#
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 3:24, archived)
# BRING OUT YOUR MAGENTA APPENDAGES AND LETS PARTY
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 2:53, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 2:56, archived)
# Superb.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 3:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 2:56, archived)
# what?!? aww, c'mon now
it must have just gotten out of the pool?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 3:05, archived)
# OK then, there's always this. Although I must've posted it dozens of times by now...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 3:13, archived)
# THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 3:13, archived)
# lets do this
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 3:07, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 3:08, archived)
# fancy, neon dicks
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 3:14, archived)
# Steve does tend to put himself at risk.

does did
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 3:29, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 4:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 3:25, archived)
# Tally Ho!
From b3ta
(Fistshaker, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:06, archived)
# Been saving these
From b3ta
(Fistshaker, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:07, archived)
# Cocks run rampant through the streets of Pamplona! (Am I being a bit to subtle?)
From b3ta
(Fistshaker, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:08, archived)

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