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# My Bloody Valentine, Loveless - Acoustic redux
Didn't want to post this in links...as there aren't any. Sounds great though, and I wanted to share. Jeff Kazor is the founder and driving force behind the incredible Crooked Jades, and their albums are always immaculately produced, so it should be well worth a look.

"Jeff Kazor has been producing a new record for Kenny Feinstein(of the Water Tower Bucket Boys) involving performances by several of The Crooked Jades including Lisa Berman singing harmonies and playing slide, Erik Pearson on dobro, guitars and flutes, and Charlie Rose on bass. This ambitious project is a totally acoustic reconstruction of My Bloody Valentine's seminal "Loveless" album from 1991 with absolutely no digital processing. One of the big challenges in keeping true to the album's essence has been inventing an acoustic process that creates the ethereal blanket of swirling distortion behind those beautiful vocals and poppy melodies."
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 19:03, archived)
# Saw them live 1989
wasn't bad

EDIT I mean bug over to /links please

EDIT2 And it may be the loudest concert I ever went to.
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 15 Sep 2011, 19:05, archived)
# 1992 rollercoaster tour
wiv dinosaur jr, jesus & the mary chain and blur in that there london

you made me realise went on forever

*flashback*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 19:09, archived)
# I got back stage on that one, snogged Debbie Goodge
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:31, archived)
# first bass
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 21:06, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 21:17, archived)
# fake username.....you've obviously never enjoyed cancer
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 19:05, archived)
# I have been plucking the fruits of Cancer's arsehole for decades
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 19:13, archived)
# Maybe he's into astrology
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 19:36, archived)
# In 1957 I saw him turn the Secretary of Agriculture into the Secretary of the Interior.
It was hell on their wives, but it sure brought down corn prices. Built a house out of corn. It was the worst home I ever owed?
when it got really hot it smelled like Frito's.
We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways.
One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville.
I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days.
So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time.
Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days,
nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say.
Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.
They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 19:07, archived)
# this is making me laugh far too much
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 19:08, archived)
# hello gran' pa simpson
(Roxon, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 19:19, archived)
# I giggled like a school girl reading that.
Go grandpa.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 19:21, archived)
#
fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 19:08, archived)
# FKOFF
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 19:14, archived)
# Bluegrass is shit and so are you
now be a good chap and fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 19:21, archived)
# Congratulations
You are a cunt.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 19:41, archived)
# Yayy, do I get a badge or something?
Also, I am a cunt with cancer, hence the hostility.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 19:47, archived)
# Yeah?
Well I was bum raped by an evil uncle with the surname of Lord, hence the hostility.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 19:55, archived)
# There's a lot of hence and forthwith here....
From a legal stand point, who's the biggest cunt thus far?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:03, archived)
# I think you may be fibbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:03, archived)
# Will acoustic redux stop the knocking sound from my engine?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 19:24, archived)
# tl;dr
i wanted a fucking picture
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 19:27, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:19, archived)
# <===== /TALK
got it, ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 19:36, archived)
# You bloody cunt
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 22:48, archived)
# Hi b3ta.
Not been here for a while. What is this fluffy image challenge thing? Can I enter?
(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:45, archived)
# hi Lilly Allen fuck off and die!

lots of love

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:50, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:53, archived)
# I'm sure that signing it forms a legally binding contract.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:56, archived)
# what a lovely thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:57, archived)
# hahabut,
what happened to ignoring posts that ignore the faq?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 19:00, archived)
# Unfortunately it never took off
www.b3ta.com/board/10535270
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 19:39, archived)
# ^ This
EDIT: and what Polished Turd said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 19:21, archived)
# why not ask brazzin
you just pushed his cool titanic pic off the front page
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:53, archived)
# Why did you close of the village for your wedding
There were hardly any papp's there because they couldn't be bothered.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:55, archived)
# Course you can, anyone can :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:55, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:58, archived)
# Oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:57, archived)
# faqflakes
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Should be standard b3tan issue, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Pow! Right up the cloaca
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Yes, even the Fluffster has a cloaca.
It's that kind of attention to technical detail that one expects from Hayes. (sp. see me - write out correctly ten times)
Haynes, Haynes, Haynes, Haynes, Haynes, Hatnes, Haunes, Haynea, Hanes, Harness
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:13, archived)
# Haynes.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Oops. It's that kind of attention to technical detail that one expects from
Comrade Quixote de la Puerta Nueva de la Cruz.

I've used my Haynes "How to Correct Typos" manual and tried to edit the above, but may have had too much wine.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:13, archived)
# It's surprisingly easy to strip out and fit a new cloaca
It only took me a couple of hours to change my fluffy's rusty sherriff's badge for a shiny new starfish.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:15, archived)
# the phrase "fish engine"
is making me do the giggle thing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Fish engine would be a great image challenge
in my humble opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:21, archived)
#
Fluffy GTI 2.0 16V twin iceberg fishcotec
(men boles Benea, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:11, archived)
# hahahaha
fish engine
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:14, archived)
# grand
I'm struggling with an in idea of something about there being fluffers in the pron industry
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:25, archived)
# how many thousands of pixels wide will this masterpiece be?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:28, archived)
# well we discovered earlier
20,000 is probably the limit.and barryheadwound nearly broke the internet pushing past it. But we spit at the rules, man. we reackon after that there's some kind of smooth slipsteam like breaking the sound barrier
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Based on a full strip down and rebuild?
You animal.
(TitanLX, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Reverse engineering
reverserear
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:47, archived)
# and this one...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:57, archived)
# does it come with a pull-out section on cuntsheds?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:01, archived)
# each week build your
own cuntshed piece by piece. mons pubis and hinges free with first issue
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:06, archived)
# culminating with the shiny brass knob
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:10, archived)
# who knew!
bugger I knew I was doing something wrong all these years

*note to self for future reference: locate the brass knob thing before intiating foreplay
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:13, archived)
# you know what they say
practise makes you very tired and a bit sticky
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:15, archived)
# hey we always do foreplay
we're just not necessarily in the same room as each other when we're doing it
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:24, archived)
# what about that thing with the jelly, the funnel and the crayons?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:28, archived)
# Thank you..
I have had a shit day, have gone to the pub and I have been reading through today posts on my phone.
I have just got back to this thread and I have just pissed myself, loling as loud as you can in the middle of the pub. You two have just made my day. Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:34, archived)
# Why do people have to look at you when you are sitting quietly having a pint and still giggling like a girl?

EDIT: "Build your own cuntshed, hinges free with issue one" - What an image....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:36, archived)
# maybe they're giving you the eye?
get in there fella. try some foreplay. locate the brass knob thing at the earliest opportunity. that's my tactic from now on
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:38, archived)
# HA HA HA
* I am going to have to leave soon... this is getting imbarising!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:40, archived)
# the brass knob is often hidden
and asking where it is shows a lack of sensitivity that may well see you expelled from the fumble zone immediately
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:57, archived)
# because you're sitting on your own and giggling like a girl
they're trying to decide if you're a psycho, a simpleton or a possible shag. they want to either run from you, run to you or run you up the back passage.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:50, archived)
# O_0
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 19:23, archived)
# don't worry, it's all good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 19:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:42, archived)
# They're probably being all coy about it and calling it a "nipsy", one imagines.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:17, archived)
# HappyBirthday!!

I modified my comic.
MyOC Maria and EvilBottles&Fawful
There is original in dA.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Thank you.
I thought you had been permanently banned from dA for posting paedofurryporn (or something along those lines)?

moguragunsou.deviantart.com/

Do you have a new link? I need my fix.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:42, archived)
# I know.
But I cann't delete it.
Despite I asked to dA, dA didn't delete it.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:49, archived)
# © Grammar & Spelling Sponsored by Riverghost Industries
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:51, archived)
# thats mean
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:54, archived)
# At least Moguragunsou has an excuse :P
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Bwahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:58, archived)
# my corduroy aardvark was fellated in a trapezium
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:11, archived)
# you need a new translation phrasebook
that's not how you ask where the nearest cafe is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:12, archived)
# In response, I was handed a pineapple.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:13, archived)
# you were clearly talking to a spy
as pineapples can be used to remove fingerprints
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:16, archived)
# Makes note:
Next time I rob a place, I'll be sure to rub it down with a pineapple before I leave.....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:19, archived)
# no, no, no
it removes the prints from your actual fingers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:19, archived)
# So does a potato peeler.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:22, archived)
# but that hurts
and leaves lots of blood, which has DNA in it. you can still be traced.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:24, archived)
# I have completely removed the
skin from all my fingers through too much arseing around with superglue recently. truefax
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:24, archived)
# used to love putting wood glue on my hands
and then peeling it off when it dried
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:25, archived)
# ah yes :0)
they should give spies night classses in arts and crafts that'll sort their fingerprints out
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:28, archived)
# i think they do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:28, archived)
# copydex?
(may have misremembered)
modern pva just doesn't feel right...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 19:12, archived)
#
pineapple vegemite sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:47, archived)
# do you come from a land down under?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:49, archived)
# where women glow and men plunder?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:52, archived)
# that's the place
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:56, archived)
# no. no i don't
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:11, archived)
# me neither
they've got too many deadly animals there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:15, archived)
# this is true
but we love them nevertheless!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:31, archived)
# Industrees, shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Lit blog
Attempted to read Haruki Murakami in english. Oddly he opted to translate it himself. In one novel, Sputnik Sweetheart, the first half has extremely awkward language (but a rather nice story) and in the second half the language is OK (but the story is all over the place). Perhaps my brain adjusted to the language.
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:54, archived)
# You should get a Blogspot or something similar
dA are very, very touchy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:57, archived)
# so is b3ta judging from the reception she's getting :-P
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Haha :P but I don't think we've had too many Japanese JollyJack fangirls around these parts.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:08, archived)
# We've yet to determine gender.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:12, archived)
#
fangirlspeople
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:13, archived)
# I did not want to say my gender about ;-;
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:26, archived)
# straightens tie
I love surprises

*ahem
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:37, archived)
# please see banjo-on-the-cliff account.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:54, archived)
# Not a dA member so can't see it
"~banjo-on-the-cliff has limited the viewing of this artwork
to members of the deviantART community only. "
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Hm. I am a member of deviantart, but i dont post my work on there.
I just joined so i can see boobs! A lot of my favourite models and pinup artists have pages on there y'see.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:01, archived)
# I joined YEARS ago, and have pretty much given up on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:03, archived)
# but... deviant art is 60% furries, 30% anime, and 10% porn!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:07, archived)
#
60% furries, 30% anime, and 10% porn! 70% horseshit, 29% furry, 1% art. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:10, archived)
# I signed up on that years ago but lost my password
I was looking at some guy doing masks who seems to be making a good living from it. seems like a good place to get contacts. dunno? may give it another shot

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:35, archived)
# ^THIS^
i did the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:33, archived)
# please you become to dA member!! XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Thanks!! XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:00, archived)
# woah, sweet jesus!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Nice attention to detail in the first one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:11, archived)
# yeah, the hair is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:16, archived)
# pssst
delete this post and make it a reply to your post below...

edit: TOO LATE. DON'T DELETE IT NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:43, archived)
# She must be stopped before she deletes the universe
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:13, archived)
# WHERE'S MY FUCKING PICTURE?????????
0/10 PLEASE TRY HARDER.

/overly harsh response blog

Edit: Oh, NOW we get a picture - Hang On, that's the same bloody one FROM DOWN THERE!!!
That's it - you get the sheep.

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:48, archived)
# SEE ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Don't mind if I do.
*mwah*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:50, archived)
# *Bends over knee and pulls down trousers and pants*
Prepare for a spanking

Blimey is it hot in here
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:56, archived)
# *vents steam from under collar*
I say!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:59, archived)
# hahah can't look away
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Sorry u_u
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:53, archived)
# please read my message.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:10, archived)
# please see my response
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:21, archived)
# There is a defect. I did not intend to two make articles.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:33, archived)
# i know, i read your message
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:39, archived)
# something we wrong!?
luvvit!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:01, archived)
# please see to up
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:02, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:22, archived)
# .............this'll only go well.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:02, archived)
# I know :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Bang and the thread is gone!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:11, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:13, archived)
# fling and ape are brilliant words
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:17, archived)
# as is the phrase
fuck off and fling shite at yourself

not directed at you, just sharing and old favourite
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:20, archived)
# not heard that one before
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:22, archived)
# I get that every time I go into a coffee shop in Edinburgh.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:24, archived)
# heh heh!
it's typically scottish. as is, away and pump dogs, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Cover him in chocolate and...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:29, archived)
# throw him to the lesbians?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:31, archived)
# You're catching on :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:32, archived)
# Why am I laughing so hard at this?!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:35, archived)
# very sweet
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:40, archived)
# D'oooh, you're in for it now :P
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:43, archived)
# did a quick edit
thought that was a too big a can of worms ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:44, archived)
# Haha :) just a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:47, archived)
# I missed it :-(
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:54, archived)
# It shan't be repeated o_o
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:56, archived)
# who knows
the damage maybe being done as we speak. dear god
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:08, archived)
# Might be time to change your name, move to Fiji, etc. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:21, archived)
# he'll never know who unleased it
unless. someone. tells. him.

*stern look

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:30, archived)
# My lips are sealed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:38, archived)
# :-(
Damn you two and your special secrets
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:21, archived)
# promise me one thing tates
just one thing. never ask. never
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:26, archived)
# I saw what it was
I think someone called Gareth may have been involved.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 19:46, archived)
# :D
I like the YAAAAY bit :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 19:00, archived)
# First in a while....
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:32, archived)
# haha and the Evil Empire of Asda/Wal Mart has bought them out. :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:43, archived)
# I've never been in a Netto
never even seen one in real life

Are they regional?

Do they keep the riff raff out of Lidl?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Netto are quite good a bit like an up market Lidl
although if you like biscuits be prepared to go down the "aisle of forinn biscuits!" and savior the sometimes strangely delicious types of biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:48, archived)
# I like forrin stuffs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:52, archived)
# But as I said in my reply Asda have bought out Netto
so it no longer exists all Netto stores are reopening as Asda who seem to be taking on Tesco in the mini-supermarket race.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:59, archived)
# hehehe
nicely done!

I cant help but see that as a wee bald man in a waistcoat saluting rather highly

I was going to shop it, but i cant be arsed waiting for the uploader to do its thing. Im meant to be working anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:52, archived)
# haha
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:47, archived)
# Oddly, that's swedish slang for 'fatty'
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:56, archived)
# bit off topic - but they are cunts
I know I know only shopped pics allowed
(men boles Benea, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:53, archived)
# probably needs a de-ris link
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:56, archived)
# the petrol engines on these cars are shite.
and have a bad reliability record.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:05, archived)
# badum-tish
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:08, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:13, archived)
# i fank you...
...i'm here all week, try the blow fish.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Except that Land Rovers are awesome
and easily and cheaply fixed, as well as providing excellent performance.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:01, archived)
# I agree
If it's a Diesel. If it's got a 1.8 K Series in it RUN A FUCKING MILE
(men boles Benea, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:03, archived)
# It gets a bad rep
I have had no problems with my tuned 1.8k, Granted I am not pulling 2 tonnes of metal around which makes a difference.

If you own a petrol one get AA parts and labour cover and just get on with it. If you want to bullet proof it get a PRRT and the strengthened oil rail.
(BiggestNizzy your company name here pm for rates., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:35, archived)
# get a cat instead


BHW will be here soon ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:11, archived)
# hahahah
Lettuce?
(men boles Benea, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:16, archived)
# You forgott o label "Neck tastes good"
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:18, archived)
#
(men boles Benea, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:39, archived)
# NSFW!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:43, archived)
#
I thought if it was a shitly drawn one that resembles two slugs it'd be ok :-/
(men boles Benea, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:46, archived)
# replace it with a cdc and every is happy
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:00, archived)
# Best not, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:53, archived)
[challenge entry] misery guts.
(men boles Benea, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Nice!
But shouldn't that be "staff workshop manual"
(Zedsquared, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:49, archived)
# perhaps
I didn't put too much thought into it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:52, archived)
# the worst car... IN THE WORLD
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:30, archived)
# this
they overturn too easily..FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:31, archived)
# Ooof don't get me started on Haynes manuals...


...about a gazillion of thse in profile.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:51, archived)
# PISSFLAPS
haynes manuals should be an image challenge
(men boles Benea, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:53, archived)
# I think they were at some point
/all fields blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:55, archived)
# there's only so many options...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:56, archived)
# MAKE. IT. SO.
(men boles Benea, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:00, archived)
# By coincidence, another Palin thread


But just the one picture
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Hahaha! Very nice.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:54, archived)
# I was trying to get you to post down there,
not just have my own :(

You hate me.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Also your poo weighs a kilo
havingapoo.blogspot.com/2007/10/wasp-boxs-zoological-turd.html
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:57, archived)
# was that 4 years ago?
Blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:59, archived)
# I was half way through making this when you posted
and as a new pic I wanted to put it in a new thread.

I felt sure I had some old palin pics I could post in your thread, but I'm fucked if i can find them.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Have a bit of a Captain Wow/Rev Jesse mash...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:55, archived)
# I miss Captain Wow
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Throw Me the Fluff
(Connor Lingus is running this monkey farm now, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:24, archived)
# I'm on an Indiana Jones addiction at the moment
So this gets a massive click!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:25, archived)
# ohhhh..... really?
i'm working on a series of indiana jones pics.
everyone will hate them by the end of the week
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Hells yeah!
I've left it so long since I last watched them that I'm excited to get home tonight to get Raiders on!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Also I've been reading this:
www.theraider.net/films/raiders/deleted_scenes.php
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:35, archived)
# that was quite interesting
i'd happily watch raiders again right now
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:44, archived)
# I like the idea that he strapped himself on to the periscope
for a 500 mile journey underwater!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Socks. Why'd it have to be socks...?
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:32, archived)
# cause, socks sells!

edit - just got the reference doh!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Sick knittin skillz
Why Dr. Jones, what big hands you've got...
(Connor Lingus is running this monkey farm now, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:40, archived)
# they're not big,
they're closer! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Lovely!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:26, archived)
[challenge entry] FLUFF!

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:27, archived)
# &#664; &#664;
I like the eyes.
(Connor Lingus is running this monkey farm now, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:37, archived)
# this is nice!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Not worth its own thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:34, archived)
# "The magazine"
love it
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:46, archived)
# hahahahaha
love the details in that
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:38, archived)
# Royal Society for the Prevention of Birds
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:04, archived)
# I have to say
that's very good. I love his fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:34, archived)
# I wus gunna say
is it in HD?
(Wagane, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 1:04, archived)
# Still waiting for Furtive to run in a snatch Fluffy before Indiana can get the weight in place
activating the gaint boulder and crushing him.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:46, archived)
# that is so mesmerising
absolute quality :)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:37, archived)
[challenge entry] I made this some time ago...

(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:22, archived)
# :D
i think you may the frames in the wrong order though
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Parp!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:37, archived)
# grrr...
i waited for ages for the first frame to animate.
i gave up, started scrolling.....
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Parp!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:39, archived)
# heh heh heh!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:46, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahah
and breathe


hahahahahahahaha


brilliant! Love it
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:40, archived)
# Matryoshka?
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Bless you!
*proffers hanky*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:35, archived)
# Warning: Geek joke


Watched this for the first time last night and this is all I could think of during the film - which was a bit shit it has to be said.
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Multipass?
Because of the threadrush and the lack of effort...
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:03, archived)
# I like the little fellow.
Is that a screenshot from Tru Grit?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Needs more eyepatch.
Nah, Mr Bridges is just happy with his new winter wardrobe.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:08, archived)
# I just want to give him a big hug.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Kevin Furlynn
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:08, archived)
[challenge entry] here's a much naughtier fluffeh little felleh


Click for bigger (131 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! callmedonny doesn't want to go down to the woods today, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Haha!
Child.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:06, archived)
# I love geeks.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:25, archived)
# TAWT?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:25, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Apols for blatant solicitation...
...and for not being relevant to your thread, but I'll give you a clicky anyways.

Any B3tans know where someone can get a quick cartoon done? I have a French chum who would like one. I suggested she ask here but thought she might be a bit innocent for some of the responses she might get.
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:27, archived)
# i could do a quick cartoon
you wouldn't want it though
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Yes
My skills aren't up to it either, else I'd do one myself.
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:55, archived)
# D'ooooh! Deserves a mass-ive click :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Sarah Palin thread, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Sarah Palin Parah Salin
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Sarah Palin NOT Para-sailing
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:58, archived)
# haha
Palin plus pun = ace
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Sarah Palin Jumping for joy!

Click for big
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:59, archived)
# click for big?
there's a version that's bigger than that?!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:14, archived)
# 710kb?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Oops, my images are back to front :(
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Sarah . . . oh bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:00, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:20, archived)
# my goodness
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Norman, your mother's looking so well these days!
Put her back in that rocking chair.
(Connor Lingus is running this monkey farm now, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:43, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:58, archived)
# i would do unspeakable things to that sexy, slightly mental, minx
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Cor!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:48, archived)
# if it doesn't have steve guttenburg in it
i don't watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:00, archived)
# A few



(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:40, archived)
[challenge entry] q4nobody's pic made me do this
i would've replied in his thread, but i got distracted and that dropped off the board ages ago
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Ha!
What's the crap monster from?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:04, archived)
# It's from the A Team
though the monster itself looks like a taller, stiffer version of those from Humanoids from the Deep
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:11, archived)
# hahaha
So that's what you were up too!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Love it... Plan... Comes together...
Etc.
(xaer0mancer, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 22:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:29, archived)
# ive never understood the whole 'glowing eyed soldier' thing
what logical purpose do they serve, apart from making them visible from miles away?

I still love your username by the way :-)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:31, archived)
# they're all stoners?
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)
[challenge entry] when too much FLUFF is barely enough.....
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Adoration of the Fluff.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:53, archived)
# can it be too fluffy?
like a bed of pillows =D
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:55, archived)
# And yay, Fluffy spake to the other fluffy beasts of the fields and the sky
He spoke thusly: "MAAK!"
Good stuff brains.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:07, archived)
# That
is the gayest thing I've seen all day.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Clive!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] For Chutters...


width = post count when originally posted
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:23, archived)
# How did you do that...
* Can not unsee

EDIT: Oh, I see it now... Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:26, archived)
# pfffft
*adds name to the team
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:26, archived)
# ha ha ha :D
I enjoyed that!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:28, archived)
# Sure it's wide enough?
I can easily chuck in another 50,000 pixels or so ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:31, archived)
# noone's ever gone that far man
that's the B3ta event horizon. pure ginger
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Valhalla awaits
those who drop off the edge
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:36, archived)
# This may break everything...
Broken

Humm yeah. Seems to refuse it.

It did pop up briefly in the preview, and then there was a sound as if a million internets all cried out in unison, and then were suddenly silenced.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:38, archived)
# Valhalla Be damned
pic 10,000 pixels wide by 1 pixel high (162K)



anyone brave enough to scroll the distance?




(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Thats
taking fluffy to a whole new dimension.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:42, archived)
# still beaten by that bloody penguin though
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:43, archived)
# I think
a cdc may have been longer, but that is only legend.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)
# my original post was 19588px wide ;p
...not that size is everything, obviously...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:44, archived)
# gah!
you fucker, i kept refreshing the page, wondering why your pic wouldn't load!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:32, archived)
# me too - til i saw Clay's michievous name pop up
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:34, archived)
# yeah, i think it was something that clay posted that led me to it too
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:45, archived)
# argh! THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Was expecting furtive bear to run over at some point!
I am disappoint.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry] I am seeing Fluffy everywhere at the moment...

my gallery
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:19, archived)
# fuck....
the prophecy was true all along!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Bless!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:20, archived)
# ripping
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:21, archived)
# hahaha, genie arse
does Saatchi have you on speed dial yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Very Good!
Subtle?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:51, archived)
# I normally hate when people link this
myfacewhen.com/339/

But it's so appropriate right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:21, archived)
# that's ace that is
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:58, archived)
[challenge entry] I missed Tommy Lee Jones's birthday this morning...
So have this fluffy now instead...



* OK smart arse, where would you put the apostrophe to refer to his birthday?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Tommy Lee Jones's is okay
although some would use Tommy Lee Jones'.

Ordinarily I would use the latter, the former is only useful where there might be a plural (as in lots of TLJs having their birthday).
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:19, archived)
# But his name is Jones (singular) so you would need another 's'?

This reminds me of a conversation I once had with a landlord who said his pub was called "The Red Lion".
I was trying to convince him that it was just called "Red Lion" otherwise I would have to ask my mates if they were going to the The Red Lion tonight.

* It doesn;t really matter, as I was very, very drunk at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:25, archived)
# jones's is correct
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:34, archived)
# I
cant keep up with this
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:38, archived)
# But surly it should have a capital 'J'

* Yes I know... You want me to stop calling you Shirley
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Anyway, if I put that, it would read ""Jones is Birthday"
Should it not be "Joness' Birthday"?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:51, archived)
# no, what you said originally is correct
i was agreeing with you
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:47, archived)
# The convention is that you add the extra s for names of 1 or 2 syllables
but skip it for 3 or more

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:21, archived)
# So I wouldn't need to add the additinal 's' if I was refering to Roger More' Birthday?
(I'm a bit confused now)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:30, archived)
# well, no
because roger moore is spelt with two "OO"s
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:46, archived)
# I'm only referring to names that already end in an 's'
So you would add it for any names that doesn't end in an 's'
Roger Moore's
Arnold Schwarzenegger's
Jesus's
Angelos Papadopoulos'
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:00, archived)
# But that still means "Roger Moore is Birthday"
Oh I don't understand... Is it nearly Bear Tiem yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:15, archived)
# gaz'd
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:52, archived)
# No, you would not.
You can use one and Jones's is correct, but Jones' is also correct.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:25, archived)
# i believe Jones' is accepted, rather than correct
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:48, archived)
# ;)


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(brazzin, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:17, archived)
#
arf!
(brazzin, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:20, archived)
# CANDLES!

i should really make a new party pic
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Ta!
My wick is indeed alight.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:50, archived)
# look nothing like that!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:42, archived)
# I'm calling Most Haunted on you.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:50, archived)

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