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#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:37, archived)
# deviantart, stalkers, jollyjack etc
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:39, archived)
# ^this
JJ is gonna end up in a jap snuff movie by the end of the month!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:41, archived)
# raped by men in japanese schoolgirl outfits
then slowly chopped to pieces with a samurai sword
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:55, archived)
# I wonder if Moggy will draw/has already drawn this.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:07, archived)
# ive seen hints of guro from her
like all healthy fetish-infused anime artists should have.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:11, archived)
# I don't think I'd ever do any guro; I don't see the appeal in it.
The guro I've seen from her can range from subtle (like wrist slashing) to full on what-the-shitting-Bhudda-is-this?!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:15, archived)
# he/she won't do a fucking freebase
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:17, archived)
# I know right? That's like, part of the b3ta initiation!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:20, archived)
# well, there's only so much i can take before i explode up in this jiggahole
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Agreed. The last few posts of hers are just... whut.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:34, archived)
# shunt me in my grunterlies.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Cartoon rape?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:40, archived)
# It's OK they're adults
apparently
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:45, archived)
# That is not Troll-Rah the ever trolling!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Needs more tentacles
and Yiff.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:42, archived)
# It always needs that more of that with you, doesn't it?
Not that I'm really complaining though.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Strangely enough I'm not a massive fan of Anthro and tentacle rape..
I prefer multihorned demons dressed as princess leia... or margaret thatcher. She makes me moist.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:48, archived)
# You're telling me!
Woman in power tend to give people the strangest boners if they're into that.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:50, archived)
# This looks like the preamble to a teenage suicide note
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:43, archived)
# i call you Hogu
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:46, archived)
# It looks like what happens if I try to write poetry.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:02, archived)
# It borders on poignancy
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:12, archived)
# is there bonus yiff?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:45, archived)
# so ginger!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Aw, why is Rob sad?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Can't you see?
The train has left the rails.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Umm... are you alright, atomic?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:51, archived)
# No...I'm obsessed with Jolly Jack...
....i mean boobies.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:55, archived)
# I think we all are; on the boobies front anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:57, archived)
# JJ with tits.
So wrong, it's right.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:57, archived)
# PRASIE HEEM

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:53, archived)
# In da spearwit
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Dr Jesus
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:05, archived)
# He can't wait to feel the power of the lord inside him!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:00, archived)
# TAKE ME NOW LORD

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:06, archived)
# ENGAGE EVANGELIC OSCILLATION SEQUENCE
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:07, archived)
# PRAISE, PRAISE BUDOKAI: Live from Bhutan 2 - No Phuk, No Glory
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:11, archived)
# NEON GENESIS ROTATION: THE ONE WHERE SHINJI HAS A WANK THEN SPINS LEFT AND RIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Haha
he could have at least wiped his cock on asuka's face on that bit in the end of evangelion...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:36, archived)
# Yoshiyuki Sadamoto, the main designer behind Evangelion, says that Shinji is a metaphor for the fans.
In that a majority ogle over Asuka, Rei and the like.

And yes he should have. I would have laughed like a loon... even more.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:40, archived)
# how ironic then, that shinji is still a whiny pathetic emo, in the new, shitter, more blatant fan-service filled remakes of evangelion
Surely if shinji reflected the modern anime fan, he would spend all his time in the eva wanking himself into a frenzy over pics of askua, mari and rei til the LCL turned white.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:49, archived)
# You just know someone's written a doujinshi of that.
I guess we'll have to wait until Evangelion 2.2.2.2.7: YOU CAN (NOT) EJACULATE

And for the record, the only NGE movie I've seen is End Of...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:59, archived)
# the first Eva movie was pretty good, as it was kind of like a spruced up, trimmed down remastering of the first half of the series
the 2nd one is shit though, as it totally fucks up the plot, characters and visuals. The third film (evangelion 3.3333333 1/2.64 XIII) should be well wank, as its completely new, and i dont know what the fuck they are thinking of with evangelion at the mo. Chalk that down for another failure of modern anime then.

(are we still all the way down here...?)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:08, archived)
# I dare say we are.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:51, archived)
# The spinning disc of salvation.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:10, archived)
# CHRIST'S SWEET QUBOID
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:14, archived)
# PEW PEW!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:06, archived)
# DO YOU SEE THE IGHT!


(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Get those cockroaches!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:14, archived)
# a'ight
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:14, archived)
# When Sith lords party!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha
you name-checked me. This is no doubt due to the growing popularity of my fall fashions joke.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:55, archived)
# That, and it made me look like less of a cunt.
iluvmyMogu! *kizzez* :*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:00, archived)
# I don't know this joke.
Tell me this joke.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:05, archived)
# I can't post it again just yet because it will become TOO popular.
Here's the Xbox version though
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:49, archived)
# O HAI, ATOMMY!
whatever people say about her, she's certainly made the board a more intresting place to be.

I fucking love all the wee quotes 'my osaka font no working' 'no dinosaurs were raped or did any raping'

I bestow you clicking with this endevour
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:02, archived)
# ^^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:06, archived)
# how can she know?
was she around during the jurassic era? i highly doubt it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:07, archived)
# let's clicking until the success!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:07, archived)
# LET'S!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:08, archived)
# i tease her...no cry Mogu. u_u
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:08, archived)
# -_-
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:16, archived)
# :D
have a shit
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 22:30, archived)
# I'm not saying it's hot, but I just saw a goth take his coat off.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:57, archived)
# I like this, as it gives me a healthy swelling in my loins...
Your drawing that is, not the idea of a naked goth!

EDIT: Although come to think of it...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Well I've had one or two in my time...
Goths, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Could have been swellings in your loins..
Nice pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Oh yeah, those too. And thanks! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Only 1 or 2?
you're either 10 (or whatever age little boys get their first urges) or a girl and those swellings were not pleasant ones..

(you're welcome - I like your arts)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:34, archived)
# especially if it turns out to be lions in your wellies
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:37, archived)
# I prefer kit-kats
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:48, archived)
# You're thinking of a Loin Bar.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:49, archived)
# That's what the ladies call it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:51, archived)
# No no...klit-kats!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Four-fingered?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:55, archived)
# with a melty end
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:56, archived)
# I prefer them Chunky ones
it's all about the Quality, not Quantity my friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Definitely more satisfying
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:17, archived)
# ...a day. XD It's not easy being full of testosterone.
I think I might make a start on some more after tea; hopefully then I'll actually feel like doing work.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:48, archived)
# I saw a goth in a full length leather jacket...
I drove round the roundabout 5 times howling with laughter out of the window!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Fuck! In this weather?
He's probably passed out from heat exhaustion now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Jet black arse length hair too!
Honestly, I was howling laughing (and my laugh is loud)
He knew because he put his head down....
also had those shin high leather boots with the metal plates on!
he must be dead by now, it was the choice of 4 long roads to the next corner shop for water, and I can't see him sat in McDonnalds with a milkshake!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Psh, and I thought my idea of going out with black jeans was a bad idea.
I mean, I'm quite tolerable of heat, but even I'm finding it hard to work today. If that kid isn't mummified right now I'll be very surprised.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Hey, I went out in black pants and a black shirt
(not through choice 90% of my clothing is black)
And I was dying, But at least I had air con in the car!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:39, archived)
# you're laughing at goths
but 90% of your clothing is black?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Indeed.
Add up this does not.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Hey i'm fat!
Black clothes are slimming........
I just look like a big fat head thats all!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:53, archived)
#
i wore my full length black leather coat out today and went around laughing at fat people in cars.
(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:00, archived)
# Noice...
Also -

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:10, archived)
# He should be careful not to forget his sunglasses.
He might combust. He wants to look as Horatio Cane as possible
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:12, archived)
# ^THIS!
And I hope we don't get that sodding Martin Clunes idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:15, archived)
# ^this +12
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:23, archived)
# can't remember if we've had a dinosaur challenge recently, but I've suggested this anyway:
jelly.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1373845
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:29, archived)
# Didn't know foxy peoples had the thumbs to hold onto a steering wheel
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:11, archived)
# Oh yeah, they just don't think it's important to point out.
Like why a cat can lick its own arsehole. Best just leave them to it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:16, archived)
# i haven't spent the whole afternoon sunbathing
no, not me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:18, archived)
# I spent this afternoon wandering around the flea market, looking for cheap tat for a project.
The best I found was some shitty little ocarina thing that sounds like it's screaming when you try and play it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:26, archived)
# is it a blue one?
my mate got one off ebay, he loves it! he can't play it any more as it's ceramic and he chipped a lump off it, the fool.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Well I say ocarina, it's not the conventional Zelda-esque kind. It's a much smaller one.
A bit like this, but painted.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Pendant4ocarina.gif

I need to replace my proper one though; it's got a crack in it so it sounds really whiny.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:31, archived)
# that looks like one of those egg things
you put in the fridge as some form of air freshener
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:32, archived)
# But sounds less pleasant.
At least this one does. It pretty much has only one note.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:49, archived)
# pfff
need to get myself another copy of ocarina of time for my trusty old gamecube
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:52, archived)
# I think I've still got my N64 somewhere at home.
Next time I'm back there, I'll dig it out; plenty of good games on that old thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:55, archived)
# playing mariokart double dash this morning
beat my best time on the 50cc special cup race :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Nicely :D Not played Double Dash in YEARS
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:59, archived)
# a quick race in the morning
is the perfect way to kick-start your brain
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Indeed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:25, archived)
# excellent
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:36, archived)
# I want a large truck thing with various weapons on it I could go on some kind of adventure and shit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Like Pokemon and that Three Kings film combined.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:54, archived)
# yeah
with space dinosaurs and robots and fucking airships and airship ninjas!

And like a bunch of hot princess chicks and that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Airship ninjas.
Not sure that's the wisest combination. All those pointy things.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:19, archived)
# it's because they are so badass that their airships don't drop out of the sky in a fiery twisted hell of burning airship and burning ninjas
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:26, archived)
# keep on truckin'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Fuck me to fucking fuckery, it is a tad fucking hot,
as you say.
There, just had to say that. Nice pic.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:00, archived)
# Ooooh lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:43, archived)
# Nicely done X)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:30, archived)
# Thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 0:06, archived)
# Q&D&S but I'm hot and it's getting to that time of day...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Wanking hour?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Every hour is wanking hour
(until the fucking Image Challenge is announced)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:32, archived)
# there are going to be a lot of raw cocks today.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:40, archived)
# my helmet is just one big callous
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:44, archived)
# I think mine's gone septic
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Mines definitely infected.
It's all swollen, and it's never this big. And besides, some of it looks a bit green.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:08, archived)
# I know, where is it?
Any longer and my entry will be done out of work time. Unpaid.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:45, archived)
# You could always wank while you wait
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:55, archived)
# * Starts dancing around the ofice singing...
♫ Wanking while you work ♫
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:02, archived)
# oh I seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:56, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:45, archived)
# France in space.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Special Edition. No loss of Force guaranteed.
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Now that's special
*orders eleventy*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:00, archived)
# The Hoover original sucked like a tractor beam!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:41, archived)
# For the hard to reach places...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:18, archived)
# thats no
henry
(Phooey I COOK MUD, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:21, archived)
# I...want one
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:00, archived)
# oooh
A dyson sucktrooper! Ill buy one!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:00, archived)
# The Pet one is the...
...Dyson 'StormTrooperSuperDooperScooper'
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:17, archived)
# ..twofer
because it probably splits into 2 pieces

or something
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:19, archived)
# There you go
given the fat necked wanker ideas again! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Quick click!
Wooity woo and so forth
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:03, archived)
# oh hell yeah, I want one of those! The hose had better light up like a lightsaber when extended :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Fnar Fnar
my missus' eyes light up like a lightsabre when I'm extended.
(Wagane, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:55, archived)
# I was saying last night about my recent trip to the States, and how the constant hustle amazed me.
It seemed that everything there is regarded as a nothing more than a unit-shifter art, films, TV, music - each is just a strand in a multi-platform business designed to get your dollars out of your wallet.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:05, archived)
# oh very nice
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:05, archived)
# I'm hoping it makes special Imperial noises
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:26, archived)
# There's two
'Tie Fighter Fly-By' or for extra suction
'Darths Vader Breathes Heavily'
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:30, archived)
# hahaha - and a Chewbacca noise for dog hair
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:40, archived)
# i bet it misses all the dirt on the carpet.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Not a spot of dirt missed...only dysons are so precise
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it...
he feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool cleaning job like your father.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Ideal for cleaning up wretched hives of scum and villainy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:39, archived)
# "Join me, and together we can clean this galaxy as father and son!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:45, archived)
# In space, no one can hear you clean!

/space quest
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:45, archived)
# I've cleaned things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships covered in dust off the shoulder of Orion...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:48, archived)
# All those moments will be lost in time... like... hairs... in the carpet.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:54, archived)
# ;)

The detergent must flow!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:55, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:31, archived)
# YES!!!
you reminded me of a dyson gag i had stored in me noggin
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Bet it sucked!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:27, archived)
# also
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:46, archived)
# very nice, love the lighting
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Cheers my fave loony toon
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:27, archived)
# ^______________________________________^


(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Why do I look at this
and see Jimmy Nail?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:36, archived)
# o_0
you're lying
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:38, archived)
# CUZ U FANSY HIM
LOL!!!!!!!!!1111
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:38, archived)
# This is aweseome!
Please let it make a noise like a lightsaber when you turn it on and like a tie fighter when it's sucking....*buys eleventy*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:33, archived)
# How dare you!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Awesome!
:-)
(spinoza, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Thankee sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:51, archived)
# That
is some goddamned amazing potatoshopping. Can it Force-clean your carpet from across the room?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:16, archived)
# Ooh ta!!
Yep, just wave your hand in the direction you need cleaning!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Woo
(herman:D, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:34, archived)
# Double copper pipes! Amazing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETV5uerl5cY
(TheBat, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:52, archived)
# You wanna go over there, mate ------->
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:53, archived)
# super heroes funny video baby dog heros drole bebe
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:54, archived)
# my favourite nonsensical spam quote EVER
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:54, archived)
# super heroes funny video baby dog heros drole bebe
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:01, archived)
# INNCREDIBBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Hello new person
You might want to have a look at our /links board

It's over there >>
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:54, archived)
# theres nowt but blank space to the right of here, boy!
Where's Clay when you need him?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:56, archived)
# No, it's way... over there...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
# YES! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Winnar!
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Very good...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:36, archived)
# I've only got a 14"-er
You made me scroll so hard my finger hurts :p
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
#
Got ya, didn't notice that, I was too enthralled by the pipes...
(TheBat, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:56, archived)
# No worries
We all make mistakes from time to time
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:57, archived)
# THE PIPES


THE FLAMES THEY RISE THE LIES THE LIES THE LIES THE LIES THE PIPES THE LIES THE LIES THE DEMON AFTERBIRTH THE THORNY EJACULATE THE THISTLES THE NETTLES THE NAKED ANUS GOUGED OPEN THE LIES THE LIES THE LIES THE LIES THE LIES
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:58, archived)
# I see you've flown easy jet before...
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
# oh god oh god oh god i can't stop it


i thought it was ok when i woke up i thought it was only a single worm that somehow ended up on my bed but i sat up and pushed back the covers and they were there so many of them a mat of naked writhing maggots seeping pus from their blind and distressingly gaping working mouths and they were all over me i could feel their hairless flesh against mine but it wasn't quite flesh it was hot and it was cold and it was clammy and sweaty and i could hear them and oh god oh god a creeping feeling on my head and they were in my HAIR and no no across my balls oh dear god oh god oh god on my balls and on my arse and blindly fumbling inside and there are more and more of them and god god god god i can feel one forcing its way into my PENIS no not one two three more and oh god oh god i writhe and i kill them so many of them and their cold icy blood drenches me and i slam hands against my head and icy blood flies and my ears ring and i feel dizzy and dazed and i feel them inside me in my ears in my nostrils and oh god oh god oh god i can't stop it i CAN'T STOP IT
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Ryan air maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:14, archived)
# bingo
more times than i like to remember

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:15, archived)
# I hope more than ever this ties into whatever challenge we get this week. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:15, archived)
# haha
i'll go on yet another repost frenzy if it does

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Pffft!
You said chittering
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:49, archived)
# There's no other word for it
The beasts, they chitter.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:00, archived)
# maggoty goodness
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:44, archived)
# to be fair to them they do taste lovely
and you get used to them popping in and out of your bits
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:45, archived)
# LIES OH THE LIES LIES LIES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:32, archived)
# THE LIES THE FIFE THE LIES THE FLIES THE LIES THE LIES THE LIES THE LIES THE LIES
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:46, archived)
#
1 year, 9 months and 22 days
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:56, archived)
#
Been coming on b3ta for many years but I don't often post, as you can tell.
(TheBat, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Personally, I prefer dressing up and eating croissants.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:56, archived)
# I say, sir
That's rather special
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Thank you, ma'am
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Medieval wonderful! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:05, archived)
# That mad funny, bro
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:57, archived)
# I think you want the 'Delete Button', it's up there ---^
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Ignore this advice
This man is a noted trouble-maker. He linked me to I Love Horses only a few minutes ago.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:00, archived)
# For better coverage
don't just post it on /links

Share with our chatty friends on /talk : www.b3ta.com/talk/
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:58, archived)
# That's cold...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
# True
I'll fax him a complimentary one of these.
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:08, archived)
# For some reason Americans doing "wacky" (like this vid) just makes me cringe
Americans can be very funny, but wacky...god no
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:58, archived)
# ^ REDX - FTW!

EDIT: RED BM
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:59, archived)
# say WHHHHAAAATTT!???
I can see it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:03, archived)
# touched by the hand of Domo

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Is that a deleted scene from Scarface?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:03, archived)
# ^as the others have said - links on the links board, pictures on this board!
Have some rocket dogs:


Click for bigger (35 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:01, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Fart propelled dogs!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:08, archived)
# You're not going to like what happens now.
Don't take it too personnaly. With a world population of nearly 7 billion, someone wanders in and makes that mistake quite often.

Just lie back and get ripped a new one, then put it behind you and post again. With a picture. That you made yourself in photoshop.

And for gods sake, don't delete the post, or the natives will eat you alive.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:03, archived)
# I think the board's taken it with rather good grace, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:17, archived)
# As has the OP
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Yes.
I'm suprised. Things have gone soft around here.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:35, archived)
#
Photoshop Paint
(men boles Benea, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Right, that's it.
I'm going to email Rob and suggest adding a nice bolded message or something right at the top of the /board 'post a new message' page suggesting that people use the links board if they are posting links.

That should stop this happening again.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:29, archived)
# lolpipes
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Nigel is rubbish!

DOWN WITH THEM!

Finally I've got the hang of this b3ta lark
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:21, archived)
# hahahahaha
but transformers not best intent
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:23, archived)
# I want to really true beautiful thing.
If thousands of times a person like me to complain, they will die. So I do not stop swearing. :D
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:24, archived)
# -_-
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:26, archived)
# What does it transform into?
the number 53 from Guildford to Ewhurst?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:24, archived)
#
Nigel is my Original character,
Nigel is not me
You know?

They and I have a different intent.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:25, archived)
#
hahahah
(men boles Benea, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Please do the needful
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:52, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaargh
*head implodes with b3ta meta self consumption*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:25, archived)
#
I have real stalkers.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:27, archived)
# You invited me in
I only touched what you asked me to touch.
It was not my intent.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Nigel: Absolutely NO. ):O
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:29, archived)
# n_n
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:41, archived)
# I don't follow
are you Jeremy? or is that your split personality?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Yeah
Black line is true Nigel. Maybe. D:
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:46, archived)
# OC(Jeremy)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Looks obscene :O
What's wrong with my eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Slash! *cutting your head*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:51, archived)
# I do not have it ^^;
But the facts say what happened. :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:52, archived)
# It is a dexterous. D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Hahaha
Don't! It is not joyful endevour!

Fantastic font-matching algorithm
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Nigel: She is female. I could see her. Don't be wrong. :P
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:28, archived)
# My name is Bourbon Fox
i am going to draw a nice picture of you ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Wha-
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:01, archived)
# -les with tits?
Im sure JJ did that one.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:04, archived)
# And on stilts too. That crazy fool :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Whale: What talking about? )XD

Whale is not me.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:09, archived)
# He does not seem willing. D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:11, archived)
# Seth: It is true the exciting! <o..
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Whale is not JJ original artbase
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:52, archived)
# In Japan Does not exist transformer naming "Jeremy" to horse
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Who is Jeremy?
Everyone deliberately wrong answers.....
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Require some degree of comprehension.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Because everyone don't do hate thing ):-0
pedophilia is No thanks. ^^;
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:43, archived)
#
hahahahahah!!!!
(men boles Benea, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:32, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:37, archived)
# They are adults. you know?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:42, archived)
# He's original character name?
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Even If Nigel any way to do, She is cute.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Haaaaaaaa!
I'm suddenly annoyed
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:45, archived)
# But, Out of control myself!! DX
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Special betan is special n_n
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:49, archived)
# I think too. :3
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:51, archived)
# I is have some more lick that
you may see them here.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:48, archived)
# I like the top one the best
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:49, archived)
# Dammit!
*touches self*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:51, archived)
# YIFF YIFF YIFF
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:10, archived)
# hahahah! I think b3ta has finally gone completely off the map :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Please give me! :D
However, The U.K. is the far-off distance from here.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:58, archived)
# I wonder how one would accquire tickets to see JollyJack anyway...
Does he do a stage show or something on the side?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
# I honestly dread to think
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:03, archived)
# I touched him once.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Physically or emotionally?
I will adjust my horrified screams accordingly.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:12, archived)
# physically
i shook his hand at a brum b3ta bash
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:28, archived)
# *almost inaudible whimper*
I've yet to go to a b3ta bash... I think there's one more local to me in October, but it's a case of whether I'd be able to go to it or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:31, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Where is this art base located?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Fucking shitty computers that don't work then work then don't then go AHAHAHA mlmlmlgmlgm and die


Destroy them ALL!

Yes, I'm having technical difficulties :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:17, archived)
# i wish my computer went "mlmlmlgmlgm" from time to time :-(
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:18, archived)
# mine does
when I type those letters in that sequence
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:20, archived)
# it's really pissing me off
it's not like it's that old

I have an ancient thing that you can plug anything into and it's "LOL, MORE CARDS" and it just happily sits there and does shit

this thing is like "LOL, IRQ, LOL, ACPI, LOL, POWERDOWN, LOL, IT'S RUNNING, LOL, CD NOT GOING TO BOOT, LOL, IT BOOTS, LOL, IT'S INSTALLED, LOL, NO OS, LOL HAHAHAHA" if I had a shotgun it'd be full of holes now
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:20, archived)
# mine is randomly beeping at me today
And I can't open Acrobat if Bridge is open.
Helpful
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:29, archived)
# The other night mine got locked in a boot-reboot cycle
not even safe mode worked...after about an hour and a half I just switched it off, went and had a cup of tea while I called my mate who was after updates to his webpage, and then switched it back on again.

Then, of course, it worked a dream. Probably because I no longer had any urgent work to do on it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:38, archived)
# you sure you didnt buy a computer from those CSI guys?
does it have a mouse? If it doesnt have a mouse, and its bleeping, then yeah - its a CSI computer. Bit crap, but at least you can ENHANCE the contents of this post to see a reflection of me sitting here in my pants.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Let me just check that against my graphical database of b3ta users
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:06, archived)
# *5 faces rapidly cycle on the screen with lots of beeping noises* - Yes! Found 2 matches!
One is dead, and the other one just happens to live next door *rushes to SWAT van*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Have you tried turning it off and turning it on again?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Are you from the past?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:20, archived)
# i feel for you man, seriously
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:37, archived)
# nothing can replace my broken computer
:(

oh well, time to replace the broken computer!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:45, archived)
[challenge entry] HEY EVERYBODY!
(ptdc Bindun?, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:55, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:04, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:05, archived)
# good gnopsification
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:06, archived)
# no it's not...
shut up!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:10, archived)
# I want more of the gnop thing
(men boles Benea, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:16, archived)
# gnopsing is classic b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:30, archived)
# haha!! If I wasn't so busy trying to rescue my dieing business
then i'd deffinately be gnopping the fuck out of something right now
(men boles Benea, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)
# forget the business
you have b3ta now
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:38, archived)
# top gnops
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Ah - the old google images favourite...
my stars that's a long url
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:19, archived)
# hahaha
today was the first time i saw that source, i'm a noob man

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:38, archived)
# what?
(likeajackhammer, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Ear cataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Who said that?
(likeajackhammer, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:12, archived)
# * Farmers?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Oh yeah I've seen that film it sucks
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:23, archived)
#
I've seen the last five minutes...
(ptdc Bindun?, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:29, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:38, archived)
# best bit in Saving Private Ryan
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:59, archived)
# 'tis a classic scene
EDIT: although that film has so many good scenes, i find it hard to choose my fave.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Cry havoc, and let slip the apes of war
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Karate chop!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Is it new image challenge time yet ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:31, archived)
# OCCDC Syndrome
Obsessive Compulsive Crudely Drawn Cock Syndrome
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:34, archived)
# ^ THIS!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Speaking of ideas...
rumblefishdither64
Trying to find out if there's an easy way to combine stills with an existing gif - and if there's some easy way to add a couple of gifs to a similar pic. Fiddling with pasting frames from two gifs was...fiddly.

Oh and decent optimization other than reducing width/height? The BW vlc snaps caught some serious banding.
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:39, archived)
# ah yes, photoshop isn't great for that.
dekionplexis gave me a key for a program called 'gif movie gear' that lets you blend gifs over each other with ease. i'm not sure if it only allows two keys, but you could send him a message and see.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:42, archived)
# also, instead of using vlc snaps, just download camstudio and capture youtube clips with that in avi format
then in photoshop go to file/import/video frames to layers...

all this providing you're using photoshop :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Yeah, an old CS2
I had a copy of Rumble Fish - the jpeg stills look OK before gif output optimization.
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:48, archived)
# I'll go ask mr google about that program
thank you!
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)
# you can pay me with sex at a later date
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Is that a betta?
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:33, archived)
# looks like cdc time
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:40, archived)
# haha
ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)
#
"-This may smell bad, kid, but it'll keep you warm"
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:52, archived)
# RED RAGS AND BULLS
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)
# he comes...
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:57, archived)
# yes
abstrusegoose.com/297
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:03, archived)
# =)))
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:27, archived)
# sorry...

(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:28, archived)
# Skin-coloured pants are skin coloured.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:30, archived)
# i hate obvious statements that are obvious statements
"longcat is long", "happy seal is happy" etc etc...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:35, archived)
# I hate tautology.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:39, archived)
# i hate words i have to google :-)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Annoyed taters is annoyed.
:)
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:59, archived)
# nah - i added a smiley face to diffuse the situation
works most of the time
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Not this time.
Oh no.

*sharpens knives*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:11, archived)
# It made me furious!
You've made me have an anger wank.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:16, archived)
# anger wanks - best of all the wanks.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Oh yes
going off like a bishop with seconds to go till child's mass. Red-faced and furious, followed by a feeling of guilt and self loathing.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:54, archived)
# Pffft!
Also, the name and address of Geoff's sofa suppliers please.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:31, archived)
# Just call him Gearge
(I helped save b3ta! Where's Alberto Living the nightmare., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Tinker threadjack
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:08, archived)
# haha!
One has to be of a certain age to get that...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:38, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Meddlin' kids...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:58, archived)
# He
pretended to be from Kiss?
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Dorian sucks!!

DOWN WITH THEM!!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:54, archived)
# hehe
Staypuft's body though? But he's not wearing a skirt!

(who's dorian?)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:55, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10552425
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:57, archived)
# so Dorian is your real name?
*is confused
**this is a response to the link saying Dorian is JJ's stalker
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:59, archived)
# He's original character name.
left side dog's name.
I can't say real name.
I have real stalkers.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:01, archived)
# 1) He?
2) left side dog's name?
3) understood
4) oh god this is too complicated
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:04, archived)
#
簡単すぎるよ　-＿-
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:05, archived)
# you said it was confusing down there
and now say it's easy. make your mind up
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:09, archived)
#
Dorian is my Original character,
Dorian is not me
and Maria is not me
Queen is not me
You know?

They and I have a different intent.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Dorian is the fox, yes?
Is Dorian a boy or a girl?

Does Dorian want a taste of the FoxGod?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:33, archived)
# THE OMNIPOTENT FOX GOD OF POSITIVE VIBES!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:45, archived)
#
混乱しすぎるとつまらんよ。
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:03, archived)
# I agree on confusing, wouldn't say it was boring exactly though
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Require some degree of comprehension
子供にドリアンなんて名付ける親は日本にはいない。
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:10, archived)
# "nantes naming of children in Japan is not dorian"?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:18, archived)
# people from western France don't call japanese kids Dorian?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Never mind that, is Dorian grey?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Or face thereof?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:19, archived)
#
In Japan Does not exist parent naming "Dorian" to child.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:22, archived)
# People called Romanes they go to the house?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:06, archived)
# HOW MANY Romans???
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:16, archived)
#
一体なに？
(Lurchio, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:59, archived)
# *loves*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:03, archived)
# "What does the Vet mean by proctological exaaaAARRRGGHH!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:06, archived)
# ha ha ha
proper office roffle
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:12, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:07, archived)
# This I also love!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:12, archived)
# i fucking love this one
the original video is fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:16, archived)
# Ooooh I'd like to see that
link please? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:33, archived)
# :-D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=92Ices125iU
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:37, archived)
# ooOOooo
Thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:53, archived)
# I have a radical idea; the door swings both ways - we could reverse the particle flow through the gate...
Cross the streams...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:05, archived)
# woah woah woah
you said crossing the streams was BAD
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Not necessarily.... There's definitely a very slim chance we'll survive
:)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:11, archived)
# use the force, luke!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Live long and prosper, Han.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Ghost-Busters Marshmallo Man FTW!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Still in gestation.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:12, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:19, archived)
#
素敵！ wonderful!!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:24, archived)
#
ありがとう
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:26, archived)
# HappyToast & Moggy sitting in a tree
K
I
S
S
I
N
G

;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:28, archived)
# well at least he's not being cunty and confuzzling her further.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Well it's nicer than the one taters said...
"Bourbon and Moggy sitting in a tree,
Y I F F I N G"

XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:59, archived)
# You're welcome!! XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:31, archived)
# stay spluffed jizz-mallow man?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:28, archived)
# YES
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:09, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:24, archived)
# all sorts of fuckwank be going on up in this jiggafuck
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:13, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:18, archived)
# this is a combination of terrifying and brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:28, archived)
# success
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Not so Great...
(I helped save b3ta! Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:57, archived)
# hahahahaha!
This is genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:00, archived)
# ha hah
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Nicely!
Wooo - pull up a kitten shop a chair!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:03, archived)
# What's with the jigsaw pieces?
Those crazy japanese types!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Apparently she's Wikipe-tan
Some corporate mascot for Wikipedia.

I had no idea of this when I made the image - just googled for someone with a mop and she came up. But there you go.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Much aceness!
Guten tag new person. Wilkommen in b3ta. Pull up a kitten and shop a chair.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:03, archived)
# *slips*
Get your self a helmet lined with tena lady man!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:06, archived)
# Hahaha very good! :D
And welcome to b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Great start noob.
Welcome
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:44, archived)
# haha
the ultimate way to catch out a b3tan undercover
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:48, archived)
# that or adding 4 hairs to a CDC
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Newbie pic for FP I say!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Nice work, n00b
shair, kop, chitten etc
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Clicked, but I'm getting bored with the word "fucksocks"
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Another Thursday, another shambolic excuse for the democratic process.

Interesting FACTS: "If you play a Barry White track at 72 decibels or louder, 38% of women in a 5-mile radius will get pregnant."

Crap Gadgets: We wanted a monkey butler and bought one off eBay. Imagine my surprise when we found it was just an ordinary monkey with rabies. Tell us about your duff technology purchases

Demos and Rallies: Back in the 80s, I went to an apartheid demo outside South Africa house, simply to impress a young lady in the more rabid section of the Young Conservatives. I switched sides later that day...

Dormitories: Youth hosteling, school trips, life in the armed forces. Tell us your manky tales of communal living

Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar

Vote closes as soon as I've finished drawing a picture of a dinosaur
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:43, archived)
# option 5: Close QOTW
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Where would that leave you?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:59, archived)
# OH GOD NO.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Hah!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:05, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Truthbert
I think you've been called out.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:16, archived)
# ha ha ha
QOTW replies do seem to have become something of a pissoir for /Talk members.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:17, archived)
# It counts /offtopic in there.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Ooof.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Here..
Can we not give Option 5 a go?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:38, archived)
# /talk, presumably
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:52, archived)
# nudge Fraser to do the same will you
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:46, archived)
# ^ what she said
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Fraser said something about going on holiday
Better get the Image Challenge going, and I SHALL FORCE YOU ALL TO PHOTOSHOP MARTIN CLUNES
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:49, archived)
# What?
And Fraser just leaves us unchallenged? Left to our own devices?

Tsk, dock his salary I say. Halve it.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:04, archived)
# We have TOP PEOPLE on the Image Challenge right now
CLUNES, I say
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Martin who?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:28, archived)
# You work for M&S customer service aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:48, archived)
# crap gadgets:
Acronis Backup

that is all
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:58, archived)
# ^^this
times one zillion-billion-squillion
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:15, archived)
# one or two
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:09, archived)
# I feel your monkey pain
The sea-monkeys I ordered ended up looking nothing like this.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:32, archived)
# They are just trying to tell her she has pants on her head
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:47, archived)
# wheres moi fackin immidge challinge, you cant?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Clickety click! Awesome! I was chatting about what a great movie that was only yestereve. Cracking stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:31, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:40, archived)
# You're very kind
i haven't seen it in ages and getting the sources for this made me remember how much I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:40, archived)
# I thought you said it was rubbish
and not a patch on You've Got Mail
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Don't knock you've got mail!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Well obviously against YGM it's rubbish.
But viewed independently it has a certain charm.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:53, archived)
# hahahaha
I've never seen it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Ha ha
In other news, are we having a compo holiday this week?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:40, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
Her be-pants'd expression is brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Ha ha!
This is fantastic and exhibits skills of a slightly higher order than "putting pants on Celia Johnson's head"
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:51, archived)
# it'd probably still be epic
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Hahahaha what?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:06, archived)
# Elastic Pants

It would be better with sound, wouldn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:56, archived)
# everyone will want elastic pants!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:57, archived)
# I'm already wearing two pairs!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:08, archived)
# isn't that the best feeling ever
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Organic rubber is the future
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:10, archived)
# THIS IS SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Verily a picture for any conceivable context.
And many that are beyond conceiving.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:18, archived)
# Ha ha Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:21, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:09, archived)
# \o/
Loved it before, lovin it again :)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Crikey
One of these days I'll actually make something new and astonish everybody.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:39, archived)
# 0_0 Deary me you are quite head-wrong sir....
I did a sort of boke-laugh at this.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:57, archived)
# You're a wrong 'un
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:01, archived)
# Better out than in
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Oh my, yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:10, archived)
# Softening the ass meat
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:11, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Cor
I want some!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Just as Discomeats prophesied!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:20, archived)
# damn these stiff wooden pants :(
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:20, archived)
# I hate to tell you, but
I think you have "woodworm" round the back...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:21, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Tip top blurting!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Love his triumphal expression
at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Epic mind piss there at the end...
YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Reminds me
of that Ren and Stimpy episode where Stimpy walks across the bed on his buttocks.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 6:07, archived)
# Ahahahaha
Best thing evar
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:01, archived)
# Hahaha:D
YaY
(herman:D, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:35, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 23:34, archived)
# Meeeeeliband, come out to playeeeeyaaaay...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:43, archived)
# haha
great film!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:46, archived)
# hahahaha


(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Turdspotting


Click for bigger (37 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:29, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:46, archived)
# Swimming the thames is like going into politics apparently.
You start off at Oxford, and if you swallow enough sh*t you eventually make it to Westminster.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:21, archived)

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