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Withnail action figure - £4.99

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)

i'd buy one

and it's goodnight from me

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:02, archived)

Beautiful

also "SCRUBBERS!"

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:12, archived)

Brill!

But before placing an order, I'd like to know if it's compatible with cheap plonk, or does it require the finest wines available to humanity?

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:13, archived)

You should get your hands on one

even if it must be burglary.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:29, archived)

That needs to ship with a

kill-the-thing-that's-alive-in-the-dishes device

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:17, archived)

very nice indeed

I always give a courtesy click for whom ever I post above but you would have got one anyway fella

* clicky

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:21, archived)

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Mex3 =mememe, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:21, archived)

with realistic blinking action!

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)

This is silly and funny

which why I am here. Woo

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 23:17, archived)

Hahaha, splendid.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)

IT'S DRINKING THE WINE

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:33, archived)

Where can I buy this excellent object for £4.99?

This would solve several ~~christmas~~ present buying dilemmas!

Please let it be real!

(Wizzard Lizzard, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 23:50, archived)

Good golly, space brolly

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:28, archived)

im gonna have me some fun

im gonna have me some fun

But not if it was the original version of solaris, cos that was dull as fook.

Loved the soddyburg remake (and its soundtrack) though.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:37, archived)

Predator?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:41, archived)

thats the one

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)

I haven't seen the Soderbergh one yet, though should for the sake of comparison!

I do love the Tarkovsky film but would agree that it's not particularly entertaining (nor does it try to be).

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:51, archived)

it has some intresting ideas, but its just too long

you'll realise that once you see the soderbergh version

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)

I think the original is one of those films that probably works brilliantly

in the cinema, as it allows you to sit and think about what you are watching.

On DVD, there is always too much distraction to truly get absorbed in something that slow.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:02, archived)

That could well be it.

I do try to make time to watch a film from start to end without interruption - Solaris wasn't too hard, but Once Upon a Time in America has certainly proved a challenge.

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:16, archived)

I've tried watching the new version three times

It's a cracking cure for insomnia, fair play.

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eXOBeX, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:06, archived)

the clooney one is so self consciously pretentious

Tarkovsky original is what you want

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)

It certainly makes a ducky umbrella

Aren't we due a new compo by now?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:37, archived)

are fridays going to be the new wednesdays from now on?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:38, archived)

A good, original compo would be nice too

We haven't had one of those since July

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:47, archived)

i rather enjoyed this compo.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)

I see an 80`s style track into the distance

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:48, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:21, archived)

very ace

Moby?

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)

whoa...

you even managed to fuck up your sig with that post

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:25, archived)

Damn that character limit! :(

It was a most impressive mullet, too

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:30, archived)

there are some real characters round here

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:40, archived)

I'm from the Association Of Fall Fashion Models. It has come to my attention that a fall fashion joke has become very popular over the last few days.
This joke has been causing extreme self confidence issues with my fellow fall fashion models and I would like whoever started it to stop posting this fall fashion joke and apologise immediately.
It really has become quite popular you know?

(Much_Fuck, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:20, archived)

Fall Fashion you say...

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:25, archived)

can people who arent models still fall?

or is there some kind of fee we have to pay?
what with winter coming soon...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:26, archived)

they don't so much fall as plummet.

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:27, archived)

Personally, i find it the most baffling and least amusing bandwagon since zalgo.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:27, archived)

i don't think it really constitutes being a bandwagon

hence the sarcastic "it has become popular", i could be wrong, that's my take on it.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:33, archived)

It's not a bandwagon taters, it's a fall fashions joke, and it's gaining in popularity.

I'm sorry you don't like that type of fall fashions joke :(

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:34, archived)

you sit down mofaha

i'll take care of this

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:35, archived)

I'M PRETTY UPSET RIGHT NOW RATTLEHEAD

I REALLY AM PRETTY UPSET

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:38, archived)

you must rest mofaha

you have fall fashion flyers to send out in the morning, not to mention the figurines, cups, fridge magnets etc.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:40, archived)

You're right. These fall fashions Weebles won't market themselves.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:42, archived)

ONWARDS AND UPWARDS!

goodnight folks!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:48, archived)

goodnight :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)

I still love Zalgo

Lovecraft and all that

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:37, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:48, archived)

wow!!

that is ace!

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)

Should have ordered the lobster

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:53, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:04, archived)

Haha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 23:00, archived)

*joy*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)

Cries at how good this

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 23:19, archived)

I don't think Zalgo is kosher Lovecraft

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:49, archived)

True, but a love of mythos isn't Lovecraft's

Like Hastur Hastur Has-

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:53, archived)

A friend was explaining to me at length the other day

(and we may have been a bit stoned)

that apparently Lovecraftian myth is copyright-free and each entry into the mythos is as legitimate as any other, so any Cthulhu story is part of the same universe...which if true means South Park is now included...

I dunno, I may have been confusing it with the Westphallverse, which is complicated enough

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:53, archived)

the fuck's wrong with zalgo-inspired madness eh? EH?

this. this is what's wrong with it.

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boris the spider, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)

has she shat herself?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:27, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:30, archived)

WINGED

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:37, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:33, archived)

wow

what a left leg that fuck has got

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:34, archived)

I like this type of fall fashions fuck.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:37, archived)

Hello there, I'm not sure which type of fall fashions joke you mean.

Surely you cannot mean this type

because this is the type that is growing in popularity.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:36, archived)

Yes, this is definitely the fall fashion joke I meant.

I'd like to see an end to it before it becomes even more popular. Thank you.

(Much_Fuck, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:42, archived)

Late is the hour......in which this conjurer chooses to appear. Lathspell I name him. Ill news is an ill guest.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:12, archived)

do what thou wilt is the whole of the law

we should do a crowley image challenge

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:28, archived)

o/-yes!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:33, archived)

Shall be.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:40, archived)

hey, isnt this mofaha's 'thing' that always happens on the gayshift?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 0:22, archived)

The Association of Football Fashion Models would like to have a word with you.

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:47, archived)

Needs moar Polka

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:58, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA stick a face on it!!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:50, archived)

Oops...

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:51, archived)

HAHAHAHA

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)

Pfft!

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:57, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:10, archived)

getting ready to stab a vampire

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)

PREPARE THE CRANE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 23:00, archived)

oh dear

Guilty lols but she deserves it

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 23:20, archived)

cor, you're about a week late there old chum

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:02, archived)

Leave it another week and it will be 'retro'.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:59, archived)

mofaha -- you've gone too far now!!

delete the comedy account

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 0:23, archived)

This IS my comedy account.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:21, archived)

This may damage my chances of getting me some free Air Mags......

Click for bigger (166 kb)

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The only Dave is pushing things forward, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:05, archived)

i hear his milkshake is so good

it brings all the boys to the yard.
which yard that might be, i have no idea.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:07, archived)

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:10, archived)

Hand shandy?

(Drew Badly Fiction section, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:44, archived)

shake the bottle

and the drink fizzes everywhere

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)

a thing

I made a video, it features brains in jars, at least one penis, b3ta jokes and frozen love
hope you like it, it took a whole bloody month to do.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:46, archived)

yay for flying star trek badges!

edit: fantastic vid btw :D

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:49, archived)

that is fantastic

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:50, archived)

cheers chap

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:00, archived)

im seeing that dog as a rather jovial triangular mouthed anime character with a single tooth amidst a grey gummed mouth

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:12, archived)

i'll look at the vid in mum's tomorrow

but from what i can see now, this is a thing of beauty!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:51, archived)

in mum's what?

Does she have youtube in her armpit?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:54, archived)

in her house, of course

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:56, archived)

Very professionally done :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:53, archived)

ta :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:00, archived)

That is awesome!

Really enjoyed that. Chick's kinda hot actually.
Clx all around i'd say.

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Mex3 =mememe, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:54, archived)

good job, toastmonger!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:54, archived)

cheers fella

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:00, archived)

I like the Hitchhikers references in the family tree...

The whole thing was rather splendid.

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Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:55, archived)

good spot, Fenchurch throws some people

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:57, archived)

It was the word Fenchurch that caught my eye

- guessed you'd be Adams-aware.

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Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:24, archived)

That's top stuff there.

Very nicely done!

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:55, archived)

fantastic work :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:56, archived)

thanks fella

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:01, archived)

Really cracking, if thats not understating it :)

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:58, archived)

Great!

Soviet Immolation Kit. And a willy!

You've just reminded me of when I was a kid volunteering in a hospital. I was the one they asked to go to the basement for something. And down there they actually did have brains in jars. It was the creepiest thing I've ever seen.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:58, archived)

Abby

something...

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..wil, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:59, archived)

awesome

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:01, archived)

nicelyWooawesome :D

(herman:D, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:58, archived)

Brilliant! :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:00, archived)

brilliant,

well worth the months work
: D

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:01, archived)

Blimey, that's absolutely superb!

that's absolutely superb!Full of so many nice touches... love the wallpaper.

Is it going to be on television...?

:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:03, archived)

glad all the wallpaper effort didn't go to waste :D

telly? unlikely I don't think they have music videos on that any more, not since Channel 4 dropped the chart show anyway

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:08, archived)

But, this is more than just a music video....

this is more than just a music video....Those silly schedulers don't know what they're missing.
Bah!

Are you punting it around or just letting YouTube do its stuff?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:12, archived)

youtube is about all I know

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:15, archived)

You probably know these, but I'll post them anyway... Teaching granny to suck eggs etc.

but I'll post them anyway... Teaching granny to suck eggs etc.www.vevo.com/
current.com/participate/
www.videodetective.com/
www.myspace.com/music/videos
www.muzu.tv/gb/
vimeo.com/
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:28, archived)

Great job on the animation.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:10, archived)

Great stuff

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:14, archived)

Epic!!!

Absolutely superb animation, that must
have taken ages, the little touches are delicious!
Love the little Russian scene.
Fits the song a treat, they must be well pleased!
Woo, Bravo and Yay mate!!

:)

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Ninj, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)

I speak very infrequently on here

but I love this :) *click*

(fluff, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:17, archived)

Superb stuff!

The wallpaper is a lovely touch and Dr Who's head popping up was a personal highlight :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:21, archived)

yay!

you made it look easy!

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rogan, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:21, archived)

That, sir, is bloody fab

and deserves a newsletter mention or five
:D

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:25, archived)

you cooked her 3's!

edit : no one get the "man with two brains" quote then?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:27, archived)

ωοο!

cunt fuck wow, I mean really, fuck!

(wobblytickle, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:32, archived)

That's glorious

and weirdly, more or less the plot of the new Castle I just watched.

Very well done, sir.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:47, archived)

you're all lovelies

thank you :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:50, archived)

Fantastic stuff!!!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)

\o/

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:57, archived)

Magnificent

(beubo Sluuuuuuurp . . . . . . . . . . . .Pop!, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 23:00, archived)

FanFuckingTastic!!!

(Wizzard Lizzard, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 23:59, archived)

Wow! That is amazing :)

Nice one. :)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:19, archived)

That is my favourite thing ever.

today

Absolutely brilliant, as always.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Oct 2011, 14:50, archived)

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:37, archived)

man, i love that film!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:43, archived)

"I hope i give you the shits!"

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:45, archived)

"you fuckin' wimp!"

you know the problem with that egg, don't you?
"there is no Spoon!"

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:47, archived)

hahahaaha

who doesn't like a nice bit of eggy dog

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:48, archived)

mmmm dog cuts

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:57, archived)

NEW FISH!

this is mondrian, the emo fish. he is easily recognised by his dour expression and the fin that hangs limply over one eye. emo fish like to hang out near fishing boats, in the hopes of being hooked. they collect these hooks, which may be mistaken for piercings.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:28, archived)

Is it a whale?

It's clearly a whale

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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:29, archived)

fin, not fluke

fish.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:31, archived)

Fin?

Combover more like. The emo-Bobby Charlton of self-harming fish.

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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:33, archived)

he rubs his fin over the bottoms of barnacle-encrusted boats

to split it into pieces and force all the rigidity out of it.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:35, archived)

haha lovely :D

They sense blood for over 5miles, but it's always their own.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:30, archived)

heheheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:31, archived)

One day

I see your fish/sea creature images in every primary school in england
: D

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)

not all of them

i don't think doris the dildo fish is suitable viewing for children

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:36, archived)

Cartoon global warming

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:37, archived)

Beaten up by bigger fish.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:35, archived)

he uses puffer fish as protection

and their spikes come in handy for self-harming

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:37, archived)

pfft!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:39, archived)

hahaha!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:42, archived)

It guts itself

Good work Smashy!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:40, archived)

ta :)

i think he's my best one!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:43, archived)

you made me bring out the cuntfish

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:46, archived)

arf!

that is a very cunty fish!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:48, archived)

N I C E !

I am not on the PC at the moment though...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)

no worries

i'm packing it in for the night anyway

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:57, archived)

I'm nearly there!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:05, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)

By Jizzove

Previously

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:18, archived)

*chills*

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:19, archived)

Is it flounce o'clock yet?

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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:20, archived)

YOUR NOT MY REAL DAD! *flounces*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:20, archived)

But I'm in your real dad.

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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:23, archived)

You are Derek Acoraha AICMFP

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:25, archived)

What are you going to do for the Diddy men?

Didn't think it through, didya?

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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:22, archived)

No, I am sorry. *Stands in corner*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:24, archived)

So what you're saying is

You ain't got diddly.

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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:26, archived)

K Doddy's Daddy's Doggy's Dead?

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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:28, archived)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:22, archived)

hahahahah!!!!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:23, archived)

that tickled me, that did

hahaha

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:27, archived)

Noooooooooooooooo!

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:32, archived)

fo' shizzle'd I am!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:26, archived)

Hahahah beautiful. Simply beautiful.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:27, archived)

that is quite fear-inducing

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:29, archived)

yes!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:51, archived)

Pffft what?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:02, archived)

I like this muchly.

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Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:22, archived)

DODD!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:08, archived)

my god it looks like S.MOUSE!

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:50, archived)

Jesus shuddering Christ

what have you done! I've just choked laughing.

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 23:23, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:26, archived)

that looks like more than a cut to the finger!

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:29, archived)

That rabbit will NEVER FORGIVE D:

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:29, archived)

:'-( Never....

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:47, archived)

What fun!

What fun indeed.

(^This is the image that started it all!)

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:53, archived)

That's fucking sick man!!!!!

I had no idea cats died.!!
*sobs

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:55, archived)

Yeah man. It's tragic

A whole 3 cats died in 9/11

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:57, archived)

No wonder LS18 got so mad at you

I am frankly ~~disgusted~~
highly amused

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:03, archived)

~~amused~~ aroused

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:06, archived)

Ha ha!

I completely missed the original flounce. If I'd been here I'd have reposted this :

For anybody who (like me) missed the marvellous flounce thread : b3ta.com/board/10530675

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finnbar has officially retired, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:34, archived)

Haha

What a read!

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:45, archived)

He didn't close up shop...

...he'll be back.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:47, archived)

He changed his name back from 911 to LS18 again.

He'll need a better disguise than that if he wants to come back.

Maybe he was Mogamogamogasan or whatever her name was. Maybe it was all an elaborate hoax to annoy us... but again backfired and entertained us beyond our wildest, wettest dreams. *tin foil hat*

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:52, archived)

I still have no idea what americans celebrate on the 9th of November

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:55, archived)

Surely that's the day when you can go for a naked stroll down the street without the cops breaking your legs in

...Oh wait. I forgot that post 9/11 the word 'freedom' lost all its meaning and become some hideous, sickening buzzword. You're right! That holiday is just confusing. What? Why? George W. Bush?

I'll be celebrating Cambodian independence day instead!

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:02, archived)

bonfire night innit

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:22, archived)

There was an ellis18 too...or am I confused?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:57, archived)

he's a sandy-fadged flouncing princess

if he expects sympathy here, he's in for a lot more let-downs

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:03, archived)

Loving the Nyan Frank

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:49, archived)

Wow...

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:47, archived)

I never read that whole thread before

I didn't know about the bit where he claimed not to know who Anne Frank was. Priceless!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:48, archived)

Hitler who?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:51, archived)

Mr. Hitler

I think he was a character in Dad's Army

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:53, archived)

He travels through time and space in an SS box.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:54, archived)

hahaha i now have to watch that again and again

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:10, archived)

Fighting the jewleks

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:13, archived)

were you referring to this?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S75Rfva9O8

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:20, archived)

Teehee - that seems to be the man, yes

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:36, archived)

eddie hitler

he shares a flat in hammersmith with richard richard

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:04, archived)

hahaha

I knew he was from 'some' TV show

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:10, archived)

just keep him away from your booze

and your windolene

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:15, archived)

I wish I had seen Bottom Live

saw it on Tv and it was as funny as fuck

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:19, archived)

saw the weapons-grade y-fronts tour live

i've got hooligan's island and an arse oddity on dvd. hooligan's island is easily the best.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:30, archived)

I find this image offensive

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:55, archived)

and i got a bollocking for laughing at it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:56, archived)

And suddenly...

goodbye fuckers

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:59, archived)

ah, the flouncing....

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:01, archived)

they showed us

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:09, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:11, archived)

There has been a distinct lack of 11/9-related pics since ... oh, wait

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:11, archived)

Did you see the time you posted that?

Coincidence? Or???

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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:56, archived)

19:11 was an inside job!

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:07, archived)

Here's what really happened:

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:18, archived)

FAT CAT

Woo

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 23:24, archived)

It's all been quiet exciting really

well, that and borderline creepy

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:12, archived)

indeed

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:18, archived)

I missed all the fun that day.........................didn't even get to post this:

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:57, archived)

Is the small one building 7?

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:59, archived)

sure...why not

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:01, archived)

4 eva in are charts

Great pic!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:00, archived)

Can you believe it took me about 2 hours just to make that?!

...I was stoned and drunk,...but still...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:16, archived)

Well, naturally there was the research

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:20, archived)

ah yeah...i didn't make any of that up :/

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:26, archived)

So many things get the thumbs up from Gary

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:35, archived)

He's a loon.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:48, archived)

graphic violence ftw!

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:01, archived)

Excel-lent

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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:57, archived)

:D brillnant

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:01, archived)

nyanit.com/b3ta.com/board/

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Shlvng, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:10, archived)

Wow!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:17, archived)

what the...? who the...? how the...? why the...?

my fucking ears...aaaaarrrrrgh!!

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:24, archived)

Is this a link?

Or a porthole to another dimension?

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:29, archived)

nyanit.com/deagostini.com.au/ilovehorses/

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:31, archived)

YYYEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:37, archived)

AHHHHHHH!

MY BRAAAAIN!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:23, archived)

WtF

(herman:D, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:47, archived)

he didn't like this one either

(herman:D, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:38, archived)

the man clearly has no taste :)

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:46, archived)

I like that every new bunny goes in kicks the crap out of an identital bunny

and kicks it out of the b3ta cave. One day I will meet my identical noob and then I will be kicked out ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:32, archived)

Beware Ned I Am, the anti-maiden

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:42, archived)

Oh Noes!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:50, archived)

it is the most terrible troll you. Do you enjoy the humiliation of the Japanese?

bunny killin cave trolls ftw!

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:32, archived)

i love sushi

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:41, archived)

bunny the vampire stoner :D

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:45, archived)

:-(

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:32, archived)

it does have a lack of humanism

but lots of bunnyism

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:30, archived)

Hooray :-D

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:47, archived)

WITH THE NASTY BIG POINTY TEETH

*deploys holy hand grenade of antioch*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:33, archived)

In are hartz :(

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:42, archived)

Tuesdays!

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:45, archived)

...oh fuck................that was yesterday.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:53, archived)

Fresh meat!

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:48, archived)

Noobs do taste good.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:29, archived)

ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK

seriously, all you lurkers, do enter.....plz.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:05, archived)

poor bunny :(

/('x')\

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Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:19, archived)

Tutu was having a lovely party but his friend wasn't allowed to come to his party so he was angry

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:57, archived)

*is mesmerised by spinny caramel-coated cockroaches*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:59, archived)

its like the guy from masterchef, mixed with mugabe, the predator, and chocolate

spinning around in a peanut machine

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:03, archived)

I can totally see the guy from masterchef!

I don't know what a peanut machine is though.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:11, archived)

im confused though

isnt this pedrohin's 'thing' that always happens during the gayshift?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:14, archived)

THIS IS TUTUTIME

Yeah I'm using the same PS filter that Pedro uses, Mehdi Kaleidoscope. It's been a bit of a gayshift fad recently.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:16, archived)

Shit shit shit shit I tried to edit it but I lost fucking control of it... AAAAARG

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:05, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:06, archived)

TUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:09, archived)

It's all fun and games till someone causes a singularity

also: FASTER!

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:10, archived)

Spin cycle :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:14, archived)

MORE RADIAL BLUH!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:14, archived)

don't mess wiv da tutu

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:16, archived)

FASTER!

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!

(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:07, archived)

OR BITAL

BI NARY

STOP

spto

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:09, archived)

pffft :D

FASTER!

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:10, archived)

SPINNNNNNNN!!!!

(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:32, archived)

hahahah fuck yes

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:13, archived)

Drats

turns up music to hide spinning noise

(Sherbs, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 23:20, archived)

can you make it so fast it sucks me off?

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:12, archived)

^see image above

^{insert penis}

(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:33, archived)

oooooffffff aaahhhh! whites only please

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:39, archived)

fuuuuuk

it's like a self supporting goatsingularity

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:17, archived)

well fuck me, 'tis a wee tutu

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:06, archived)

OH NO

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:10, archived)

you ain't seen nothing yet

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:11, archived)

Welcome to Planet Tutu, which is made entirely of Tutubits.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:13, archived)

fuck the moon

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:16, archived)

THIS IS MAKING TINYTUTU NERVOUS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:17, archived)

he looks like one of the flumps

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:19, archived)

deploy tutu lazercat

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:23, archived)

he looks a proper nutter

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:28, archived)

well

is is a nazi-bishop-lazer-cat afterall

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:33, archived)

Cor!

Bet he's feisty.

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Shlvng, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:43, archived)

Eye spawn on teeth?

Beautifully done

(Wizzard Lizzard, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 0:02, archived)

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGH!!

My party is full of gravy

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:07, archived)

sounds about right for you

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:11, archived)

It's my party and I'll TUTUTUTUTUTUTUTU if I want to.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:11, archived)

round and round and round he goes

like a fucking mentalist

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:07, archived)

It's all Tutu much.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:15, archived)

At least I'll get my washing done.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:29, archived)

Bloody Nora, that's a bit spesh.

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Shlvng, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:44, archived)

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:53, archived)

Superbly animated sir!!

*CLICK* :)

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Ninj, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:59, archived)

strangely hypnotzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:00, archived)

Hahahaha!!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:02, archived)

Rahaha!!

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:08, archived)

YES YES YES

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:28, archived)

FUCKJIG!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:34, archived)

FUCK YES

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:58, archived)

Oh yus!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:59, archived)

WORK IT LIKE YOU GOT A FUCK

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:03, archived)

This is the top of the mountain.............................Mount Fuck as it were.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:30, archived)

this is lovely

wonderful early Disney rhythm to it.

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:04, archived)

Oswald the lucky... thing

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:13, archived)

i knew this was you before i scrolled down

you mental genius!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:05, archived)

Scrolled down?

how tiny is your monitor?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:08, archived)

quite small

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:08, archived)

I read that as "mother"

and wondered, briefly, what this was all about

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:39, archived)

she's very small, too

about 4ft 9

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:40, archived)

Your mother is only 4ft? nine.

Are you German?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:48, archived)

no, of course not!

*hides wienerschnitzel*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:50, archived)

Are you up for drawing us an addition to the b3ta fish tank tonight?

* please all post your suggestions below.

We need a type of fish and a name please.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:54, archived)

i've got 2 more to do

mondrian the emo fish and zorro the decoy fish

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:57, archived)

Crack on then!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:05, archived)

crack on, crack off...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:13, archived)

You crack on

and I will take care of cracking one off

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:24, archived)

How about...

Cedric the CDC fish?

Or Fucksocks the Double Headed Fear Fish?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:15, archived)

i have made my choices

they shall be the last 2 fish in the tank. i may then move on to aliens.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:18, archived)

with tenticles?

Fuck yeah!

* fires up google

* searches for a good deep space / planet pic

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:22, archived)

You'd better hide the wienerschnitzel

It's Austrian

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:56, archived)

are you calling me a secret von trapp?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:57, archived)

Well, "So long, farewell, auf wiedersehn, goodnight" does go through my mind

every time you say goodnight to the board

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:11, archived)

heheheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:12, archived)

^ Racist

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:16, archived)

OOoo HAHAHAHA!

I wapped open b3ta and then forgot I had done so - this little fella's been having a seizure on my screen for 5 minutes in plain sight of the office!

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:08, archived)

Hehe - is that the ape from below by the end of the concert?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:10, archived)

that is a concert i'd pay to see

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:11, archived)

it's not an ape, it's a monkey

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:14, archived)

Oops yes, that'd be why it's called a proboscis monkey

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:29, archived)

quite so ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:31, archived)

haha

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mutated monty, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:19, archived)

haha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:23, archived)

something tells me this guy is his own best friend

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:34, archived)

NICE!

* clicks

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:35, archived)

I love this!!

so much.

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:37, archived)

shloop! shloop! shloop! shloop!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:46, archived)

Woo!

I've just woken up, and the only thing different is that my eyes are also doing this.

Oh, there's thunder outside. The world is ending.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:48, archived)

haha love it

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:52, archived)

hahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:58, archived)

haha!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:59, archived)

Lick that floor! Lick it!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:33, archived)

Hahahaha

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:40, archived)

Hahaha:D

(herman:D, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:42, archived)

BY DOSE!

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Ian Woosnam, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:58, archived)

hahahaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:05, archived)

their noses look like cock/tongue hybrids

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:09, archived)

keep your fantasy beasts off board please smash

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:55, archived)

they're happy enough in my head

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:06, archived)

Primates and percussion don't mix, kids

*click*

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:25, archived)

This is full of hidden "symbolism"

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:29, archived)

Hi-hat another pun along those lines, but decided not to bother.

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:32, archived)

rI'De keep it to yourself if i were you

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:40, archived)

I thought this would snare all the punsters on here

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:42, archived)

Wonder if...

They were HomoSaBiens.....

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gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:09, archived)

crash bang wallop what a picture

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:34, archived)

this picture is for the cymbal minded

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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:59, archived)

Hey cocknose!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:04, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:46, archived)

poor little fella

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:59, archived)

ah-cha-cha-cha

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:35, archived)

hahah:D

(herman:D, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:55, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:23, archived)

E by gum lad you've done reet well there!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:26, archived)

Ha ha! nice *nom, nom, nom*

Technically this is a pea as it's on the MP thread but:

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:28, archived)

Those devious cats have many ways of smuggling themselves into the country

(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:30, archived)

Indeed, we need to lock a few of 'em up, teach 'em a lesson

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Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:47, archived)

pfft

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)

Hoof!!

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Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:53, archived)

Hooray for Usual Suspect pololitics!

(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:51, archived)

Didn't...get...the...pun.

And now wish I hadn't filenamed.

Am quite tempted to SPANG in real life, as he's sat opposite me at work.

B3ta, please advise: in the absence of frying pans, is it acceptable to hit someone in the face with a large coffee cup instead? Alternatively I could use a boxfile.

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prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:47, archived)

No.

That would be an HR issue.

(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:52, archived)

hahaha

and that clip never gets old.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:06, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha

Soooperb!

*Click*
:D

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Ninj, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:34, archived)

nomnomnom

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)

you see what's happened here it, you've done it a bit good

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)

eeee by eck

thats smashing
must be Yorkshire day

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:56, archived)

My god she's chain chewing!

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:26, archived)

Fabulous!

*click*
:D

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XLVII .uk, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:03, archived)

Hahaha

Does this remind anyone of the Doritoes adverts of the early 90s?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:25, archived)

a classic made classicer

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:04, archived)

one fine lady

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:36, archived)

Would you please sit still! How am I ever going to finish painting if you won't stop fidgeting?

Wow

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:57, archived)

I'm so ronery...

(bigbear45 scousers are the barnacles of society, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:26, archived)

mmmaaaattt daaaaammmon

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:46, archived)

haven't phones had voice stuff for ages?

I don't keep up with these things, but could have sworn the phone I had 5 years ago would let me ring numbers by saying names and stuff.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:47, archived)

NO - APPLE HAVE INVENTED IT

JUST LIKE THEY INVENTED THE WHEEL

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:49, archived)

Yeah, and like they invented mp3 players by calling them 'ipods' and making them expensive.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:52, archived)

I thought you were switching off your imterwebs to do some work?

GET BACK TO YOUR DARK PLACE!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:52, archived)

GAH - busted!

*closes firefox*

Im modeling a hand. I hate modeling hands.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:58, archived)

how the fuck do thumbs do that?

where do they start?
that can't be right?
etc

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:00, archived)

Thumbs are difficult

they're at an angle from the rest of the fingers I suppose that's why they are called Opposing Thumbs.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:07, archived)

I actually wrote a tutorial on hand modelling many years ago for 3d world magazine

great story :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)

I've seen some online tutorials

I know I'm no great shakes as a modeller but the idea of doing fiddly details like fingers and such is off-putting rigging hands is also a pains from what I've read.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:13, archived)

I used to have a nice hand rigging script.

Which I obviously lost, because it was fucking useful and I'm not allowed to keep nice things.

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gone, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:18, archived)

hahaha that sounds just like me

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:24, archived)

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gone, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:34, archived)

The big thing is it's supposed to understand plain spoken commands..

e.g. "where is the local train station?"
"what is the weather like?"
"where is the nearest library?"
"what's that smell from my underpants?"
That sort of thing.
But more than likely it will just phone someone you don't want to speak to like most voice command phones do.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:00, archived)

I bet it only understands merkin.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:02, archived)

I'd like to see a Geordie use one...

"wye aye man, wheres the chippie like?"

*warning, may lead in smoke escaping from iphone and phoning the local knocking shop

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:05, archived)

Isn't a chippie a carpenter?

*shows age*

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JebediahSpringfield, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:20, archived)

JESUS!!!!

is it really you?

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:22, archived)

Android phones have voice recognition/dictation thingy

I tried mine out recently by trying to make a note through voice recognition. The note says,

"The link cable is the links TV or resource you understand the links"

You may make of that what you will.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:13, archived)

/makes a rather fetching hat

/besports

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:17, archived)

Yeah, but now APPLE have done it so everyone suddenly cares.

They'll probably start retrospectively suing anyone who has made phones with voice dial now.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:51, archived)

mine has 2-way speech

all I have to do is call someone, speak into the phone and it digitises my voice. Now, the clever bit is, once the digitised voice reaches the other person, their phone de-digitises it and the phone speaks to them as if it was me!

Clever huh!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:57, archived)

I think it would be cooler if it stayed digitised so everyone would think you were a robot.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:59, archived)

I understand your binary egg message

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:03, archived)

So far Apple have invented:

1: Phones
2: The letter 'i' didn't exist until Apple said it was ok
3: MP3 players
4: Computers
5: Colours, especially black and white, although they invented the other colours as well.
6:...
7: PROFIT

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:59, archived)

From a nerdy standpoint..

Apple didn't "invent" the computers, but they certainly made them more friendly (smug)

But as much as I do tend to hate them, they do tend to change the game whenever they "make a leap"
(warning leap making may be stolen from other companys and portrayed like a new wheel)

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:04, archived)

Apple iLeap?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:09, archived)

OOOOOOoooooooooooooo

Your gonna get sued! they own the lower case "i" followed by any capital letter!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:11, archived)

iSee, iBetter not do that agaiN

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:20, archived)

(mugs)

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:11, archived)

I don't find anything friendly about a computer that costs up to a months salary, demands your bank details when you first log on and refuses to let you do anything it doesn't want you to.

Made by a company who want to sue anyone that might sell you a cheaper computer that actually does what you want.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:12, archived)

haha, this!

I have an iPod, but that's it. I have an Android tablet instead. I give my money to GOOGLE!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:16, archived)

I like the idea of google, but the cloud thing puts me off....

If i'm not near wifi or 3G i'd be stuffed...
I spend a lot of time in north wales,
those sheep won't shag themselves.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:20, archived)

But they LOOK like clouds

Can't you upload files to your sheep?

(insert 'plenty of RAM' joke here)

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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:21, archived)

just think of the sheep as little clouds with legs

just think of shagging each sheep as peer to peer network "transfer"

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:37, archived)

Google seem to be heading the same way as Apple.

I like my android tablet but the web browser crashes every 5 seconds.
May have to switch back to windows once 8 comes out.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:21, archived)

They don't let you do anything you want to do because you know about "computers"

But for your thick internet fwapper/twitterer/git/DTPer they are a godsend!

And even though I hate to admit it, they are infinitely more stable than windows.
please don't lecture me on linux, I don't like it, it smells funny on my hard drive.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:17, archived)

They're only more stable cos you can't install anything interesting on them.

And I hate the way you can't just use an iphone / ipod like an external disk and copy onto and off it, you have to 'sync' through fucking itunes. My gfs iphone broke and it took me hours trying to work out how to save the messages off it for her.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:29, archived)

I must say though, I've got W7 on two machines and it's yet to have a massive hissy.

Trouble with Windows is it has to try and be all things to all people, whereas OSX says you will do it our way or not at all. Quite a lot of Windows instability comes from the programs people try to run on it (speaking as someone who was trying to run a piece of software written for Windows 3.1 on W7. It didn't work).

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:32, archived)

so dumbing down the masses further is the way to go?

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:34, archived)

I don't think that's the point though.

The point is that in general people shouldn't have to be part time IT Support personnel in order to browse the internet. Which is what it can be like running some operating systems. Besides, most people seem to be happier with Windows or Android anyway, preferring to sacrifice simplicity of use for a cheaper way of computing, so despite all the noise and attention they get, they're nowhere near market leader (apart from in tablets, but probably not for long there either).

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:38, archived)

only thing that ever made my xp machine crash was apple software

HAHAHA

HAHAHA

HAHAHAHA

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:38, archived)

Also, shortly after, (but not related to) a visit to Xerox

They invented the mouse and the GUI

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fuscous, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:11, archived)

I GOT THE LOOT STEVE!!!!!

and your whining? I wanted to steal it first? that's not fair?

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:13, archived)

I thought it was MS who nicked windows of Xerox?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:34, archived)

No, they nicked/bought DOS

off someone else, renamed it MS Dos and sold it to IBM as the operating system for the PC.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:42, archived)

It was originally QDOS (Quick and Dirty Operating System)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:50, archived)

Next Steve Jobs will be claiming he invented pancreatic cancer.

Only it's now called 'iCancer' and costs £2000.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:13, archived)

I thought he was re-naming it to aIds!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:17, archived)

My Philips Savvy from 1997 did that too

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:04, archived)

Ha. I loved my philips savvy when I first got it on pay as you go, then after a few years I began to hate it but it refused to die.

Had to finish it off with a vice eventually and pretend it had broken by itself so I could finally get a new one.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:16, archived)

He looks a bit like my gran there

(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:48, archived)

Yes he does doesn't he!

(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:50, archived)

Only in her

boilersuit phase, though.

(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:53, archived)

she was very sexy during that phase

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:57, archived)

ahhh

recalls and fwaps

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:05, archived)

ahem

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:25, archived)

444 pixels across?

What the hell has gotten into you?? 44 less pixels and you stand the chance of getting a frontpage!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:36, archived)

ah but

not if I call all the mods on this site a bunch of temperamental pasty faced wankers

sorted :)

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:40, archived)

tempoary pasty faced wankers more like, what with last weeks LATEST EVER COMPO

4 EVA IN ARE COMPOZ

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:42, archived)

mods resize stuff to fit if they so desire all the time

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:53, archived)

I've never had a front page :(

I wouldn't know something like that

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boris the spider, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:21, archived)

I never knew the living Christ was in me in the first place

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:56, archived)

you'd be surprised

last time I inadvertently opened the door to some Jehovah's Witness they sneakily stuck the jesus in me the minute my back was turned

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:59, archived)

I'm half surprised this doesn't exist...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:35, archived)

that made laugh like fuck

ha ha ha ha ha ha :)

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:43, archived)

Too soon?

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Peter RICK A dog that shits fruitcake? We're rich!, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:18, archived)

The shark has won

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:20, archived)

The swim from San Fran to New Yoik was woif it.

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Peter RICK A dog that shits fruitcake? We're rich!, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:31, archived)

Ha ha

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fuscous, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:33, archived)

Always wondered if that pesky shark got the helicopter.

whiteafrican.com/wp-content/Shark_Attack_01.jpg

(Gimp Wrangler, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:35, archived)

No, you're confusing it with Jaws 2...

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:53, archived)

So its a remake then

(Gimp Wrangler, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:57, archived)

Haribo patrol?

Yummy, those little red rings will just dissolve in the water though.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:07, archived)

Can't stand Haribo. Saturation advertising and shit-flavoured rubber chews is all they've got.

Give me proper sweets. Piggy Pinks, Yellow Ciggys, Pineapple Cubes, Jelly Babies.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:31, archived)

"Right then dear, first thing we've got to do is put the kettle on...."

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:31, archived)

That's just scraping the bottom of... something

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:41, archived)

...ewwww

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:45, archived)

they need to be sharper!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:52, archived)

oh, hi moggy!

nice kiddie por...... oh wait
;)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:57, archived)

I've missed out on the Japanese uber-flounce/Paul P/JJ/Michael Ellis saga

what happened?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:01, archived)

some things happened and then there were consequences

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:01, archived)

It's all explained here;

jollyjack.deviantart.com/journal/44713248/

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:02, archived)

ah!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:12, archived)

Oh, the humanism!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:49, archived)

Here's a very quick summary

www.b3ta.com/board/10559400

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:09, archived)

this makes more sense

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:12, archived)

Quick summary

www.b3ta.com/links/688532

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:42, archived)

and this makes the most sense so far!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:58, archived)

personally, I prefer the flimsy cheap ones

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:54, archived)

Hahaha!

EDIT:Just logged on.
Have a cheeky pea.

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Chumps 👀, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:37, archived)

something about cats

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:28, archived)

I could expect to see this picture in a Demotivational style

with a caption of "Sense: This picture makes none"

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:34, archived)

hmmm..?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:39, archived)

good look deporting that fat fucker

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:39, archived)

Is Eric Pickles finally getting deported?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:41, archived)

the bin men are taking him

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:43, archived)

i had to google him

fuckin' hell, cheers for that

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:03, archived)

hahaha!

he's a gift isn't he

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:13, archived)

gorgeous!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:23, archived)

Good luck wiping your arse when you need a sh...

..oh.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:00, archived)

Erm, sorry.

(ziderapple is peeling a Mars bar, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:18, archived)

Joker in the box?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:22, archived)

Beetlejuice Juice.

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Saner, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:24, archived)

It's OK - I heard you the first time.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:26, archived)

BEEEEEETLE JUICE JUICE@!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Saner, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:26, archived)

I'm sorry, my dear - I wish I could help you - I really do ...

Would you like a mint?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:28, archived)

man milk

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:25, archived)

^this

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:48, archived)

it'd take ages to drink all that

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:27, archived)

Nice fucking model

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:28, archived)

If I hadnt seen it on video

I would never know that line exists as its ALAWYS cut out when shown on TV

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:32, archived)

Exactly

It's always on ITV at about 2pm on a Sunday afternoon

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:33, archived)

Honk honk!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:51, archived)

um bungo, um bungo, you like it up yer bumhole

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:28, archived)

ahem

(wrigglesworth, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:41, archived)

Can it be milked?

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:05, archived)

just a quick one

Click for bigger (76 kb)

(grendalsbane, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:10, archived)

Krull

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:16, archived)

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