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# i am very stare
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 1:10, archived)
# Ye gods.
That's hysterical.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 1:14, archived)
# This is lacking.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 1:33, archived)
# dont start in on me bitch
i'll cut you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 1:35, archived)
# oh no cybercutz iz da worse
There was this girl from Japan once and.....oh nevermind.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 1:36, archived)
# look at my last vicktum
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 1:38, archived)
# *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 1:50, archived)
# i'm speachless
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 2:15, archived)
# well, we can dream...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 2:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 3:23, archived)
# This is the type of spring fashions joke that is fast gaining in popularity
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 4:49, archived)
# jajaja
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 2:15, archived)
# now this.
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 2:13, archived)
# *OBEYS*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 2:16, archived)
# I cant... stop... looking
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 2:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 2:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 2:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Lets all have magnificent beards, chaps.
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:38, archived)
# Shark beards are the best beards
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:50, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 1:00, archived)
# I think you'll find that's
*Hairy* Anderson.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 2:35, archived)
# magnificent!
I hope you don't mind me peaing this here for the Image Challenge
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 0:27, archived)
# AARGH
Its the baddy from speed racer!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 0:34, archived)
# but he's got really cool hair
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 0:38, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 0:53, archived)
# go fractal!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 0:55, archived)
# I can't be bothered :(
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 1:12, archived)
# combed and stoned
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 1:34, archived)
# CroMagnon PI
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 1:39, archived)
#
(ideasbychuck, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 0:38, archived)
# What the shivering fuck
Not safe for anyone anywhere EVER :p
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 0:49, archived)
#
wail aa poyb?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 0:51, archived)
# your spoiling us
you shouldn't have
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 0:52, archived)
# no really you shouldn't have
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 0:54, archived)
# Agck.
And not even compo'd.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 1:10, archived)
[challenge entry] captain blackbe-ird. having a poo.
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:17, archived)
# Looks like he's just been bummed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:17, archived)
# Well, life at sea and all that
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:22, archived)
# Arr Cap'n Jacksie
that be cream poi, that be!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:23, archived)
# right up the cloaca
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:26, archived)
# postbear? is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 1:18, archived)
# nope
although i think i've been asked this before...why?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 2:15, archived)
# he has a thing about cloaca
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 3:21, archived)
# It's been up all day...
...And not one Jack Sparrow joke.

B3ta, you disappoint me.
(xaer0mancer, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 19:05, archived)
# Chunder, Chunder, Chudercats.... Huuuurgh
Chunder Chudercats.... Huuuurgh
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:09, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:11, archived)
# hahahah
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:12, archived)
# DID SICK
or something
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:12, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:24, archived)
# does he walk backwards when he's spewing?
like all other cats
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:13, archived)
# ...propelled by the power of the chunder
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:14, archived)
# Hurl-O, Spewtara and Barf.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:14, archived)
# haha fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:15, archived)
# Perfect image, after carrot soup
and saffron chicken.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:17, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:20, archived)
# Better out than in.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:26, archived)
# HOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 0:03, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:09, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:14, archived)
# Sure 'tis no barn, English.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:15, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:44, archived)
# Q&S/ NWOT
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:49, archived)
# Hipster Hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:52, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:02, archived)
# soul patch mustache
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:53, archived)
# Hehe
Looks like he's been licking stamps and didn't realise that one went astray.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:56, archived)
# ahhhahhhhahhhahh!
 
YOU SEE NOW THIS IS FUNNY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:59, archived)
# ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:01, archived)
# I cut his ear off!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 1:54, archived)
# My beard has no nose.
Wait; yes, he has.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:03, archived)
# hahaha
do they engage in mutual licking?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(moistness, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:34, archived)
[challenge entry] i've had her
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Probably had this one too then
(moistness, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:40, archived)
[challenge entry] And what about this beard?
(moistness, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:44, archived)
# No-one's going to be mad.
Just come out of the closet, Mr Cruise.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:59, archived)
# He's just wrestling with it.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:56, archived)
# lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:46, archived)
# Desperate Dan wants his jaw back.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:52, archived)
[challenge entry] But would you still?
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:10, archived)
# Yep.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:17, archived)
# Sadly, me too...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:23, archived)
# Yes.
Yes, I'm afraid I would have to.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:39, archived)
# Alright you bunch of faceswapping loons,
What's this boiling piss thing about, and why do you bother?

All my love.

Piggo.

X
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:40, archived)
# oh god what have you done
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:42, archived)
# they might not know grrry,
This might be some huge conspiracy that I've blown wide open. I might be a saviour.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:44, archived)
# they'll call you a hamtoucher! Run pigster, while you still can!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:46, archived)
# mindpiss. boiling.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:46, archived)
# that's not very helpful.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:54, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10694573
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:58, archived)
# mofaha started it as a non-sequiter
it was then adopted by others and became a bandwagon reply to things people thought was shit

it's a bit crap, tbh

dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/boiling+piss/
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:46, archived)
# It's hard to tell what you lot think is good or shit,
Without making it a weird meme as well.
I'm gonna make you a picture mictoboy. I know you lot like pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:53, archived)
# Yeah, and we know what you /talk lot like...
What's your favourite colour?
Fuck off you cunt
Fuck off you cunt
Fuck off you cunt
Fuck off you cunt
Fuck off you cunt

EDIT: was supposed to represent a typical /talk thread, not telling Windy to fuck off. Soz.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:56, archived)
# :(
You don't know me at all. I try to reach out, and I get this. I'm going back to /talk, you can explain to micto why he isn't getting his picture now.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:58, archived)
# *stares at snapped olive branch*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:02, archived)
# well, waste not, want not
*unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:03, archived)
# Quick!
Chase that pig! Chase it! Catch it!
Soooooooothe it....
Go on, off you go.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:22, archived)
# ace
i love pictures
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:57, archived)
# Sorry. I appear to have prevented you having a picture.
Have a smiley tap instead.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:01, archived)
# you bastard
you can't win me over with fucking taps!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:04, archived)
# Oh dear. You have angered Smiley tap
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:16, archived)
# Fantastic!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:44, archived)
# Nazi tap
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 0:24, archived)
#
MISS YOU WINDY XXX
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:58, archived)
# It's fucking awesome
and you know it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:58, archived)
# your images were amusing in themselves
the desire to bandwagon it up became tiresome to me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:03, archived)
# people who rip off mofaha suck!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:05, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:06, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:07, archived)
# I don't know what it is
but your images lend themselves to.. something.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:11, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:10, archived)
# Ha ha
(Talk-toucher)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:58, archived)
# heehee
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:10, archived)
# Interesting
A shark skeleton has the same nose as Margaret Thatcher's Spitting Image puppet
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:13, archived)
# Surprisingly short shelf life
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:55, archived)
# They'll be fine 'til Saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:02, archived)
# *waits behind the dumpster until Sunday*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:48, archived)
# that's me! :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:54, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:54, archived)
# watch it, bub
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Just to be controversial, I thought I'd make an HD 3-D 200-frame animation
with flawless colours, smooth motion, a beard for the compo, plus bonus bouncing tits, and all in less than 30k.

but this might not be it
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:45, archived)
# Dragon Ball Z vs Michael Eavis.
WITH BREASTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:47, archived)
# this has to win something...
if only for the flawless colours, smooth motion, a beard for the compo, plus bonus bouncing tits, and all in less than 30k.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:47, archived)
# You should be commended, sah!
*hangs jaffa-cake on string around your neck*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:51, archived)
# Much appreciated, sarn't major.
Buy the men a round of shandies and put it on my tab!
fucking hell - jaffa cakes! Marvellous. I guess McVities no longer has dibs on these... over here in Poland they're made by a subsidiary of Kraft, and they'rs called 'Delicje', which (rather disturbingly) is pronounced 'Dell eats ya'.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:52, archived)
#

Oh shit that was supposed to be a reply...runs away
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:36, archived)
# GLITCH IN THE MATRIX!
FUCKING LEG IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:37, archived)
# Buffering!
(AceFox may contain traces of nut..., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:37, archived)
# What fresh sorcery is this?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:38, archived)
# DA FRESHEST !!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:40, archived)
# Long live the new fresh!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:42, archived)
#
This is fucking genius :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:43, archived)
# Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:49, archived)
# I have come from the future
to tel you that this is epic
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 0:03, archived)
# My palms and face aren't big enough
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:38, archived)
# Gay.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:40, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:43, archived)
# More kb needed
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:43, archived)
# She'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:53, archived)
# If the facepalm isn't enough there's always the head-desk.
Or for weapon's grade fail it's the Pinch-the-bridge-of-your-nose-and-go-to-stand-outside-for-five-minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:41, archived)
# There's a shop.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:39, archived)
# When Silly Putty Attacks!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:05, archived)
# At the very least,
compo it.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:07, archived)
[challenge entry] what he had under the beard
(tangles1968, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:20, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
*squints*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:21, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:34, archived)
# I didn't mean that to go there.
I'm not laughing at you laughing, Wildyles, I swear.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:36, archived)
# hahahahah!
*double squints*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:38, archived)
# Right, that's it.
Time to do some work. See you all tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:21, archived)
# Wait Bourbon!
You haven't drawn nearly enough attention to the fact you're leaving yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:35, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:39, archived)
# *steps back through door* I'm not flouncing, I'm just off to do some work for the night.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:39, archived)
# Almost there Bourbs, just a couple more posts and everyone will be aware of your departure!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:42, archived)
# HEY EVERYONE! I'M CLOCKING OFF FOR THE EVENING!
SEE YOU ALL TOMORROW, YEAH?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:44, archived)
# HEY BOURBON? YOU LEAVING?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:48, archived)
#


Click for bigger (161 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:57, archived)
# He said he's cocking off.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:00, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:22, archived)
# I like how large file-size images and gifs bring forth a flood of large (but still withing the rules) file-size fail animations
That does make me laugh though :P
*edit: So now it's small but still half a meg! Genius!
*edit 2: *within*. Bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:28, archived)
# An eye for an eye and a large file for a large file
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:31, archived)
# It's all fucked up!
It's a fuckin' image board ffs fuck fucking fucks
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:40, archived)
# FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:51, archived)
# See
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:55, archived)
# Hahaha! I can see it properly now!
Edited.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:22, archived)
# BIGGAR!
edit: SMALLAR!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:24, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha
EPIC
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:25, archived)
# And couldn't have been better timing wise
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:26, archived)
# It was.. too big.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:26, archived)
#
170MB WORTH OF 'FAIL' GIFS
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:27, archived)
# and it's only 500kb
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:29, archived)
# DIVE! DIVE!
*rings klaxon*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:31, archived)
# Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:32, archived)
# Don't trust Whitey.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:33, archived)
# RIP WHITEY HOUSTON
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:31, archived)
# I fucking despair at you people sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:38, archived)
# fucking hell
this place is going to shit
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:39, archived)
# MTV makes me want to smoke crack
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fs8vLOEiCs
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:40, archived)
# no wait I wanted the b-side version
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1c5jRpZWLBo
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:48, archived)
# I know right. I mean a mod front-pages a slick gif that took a shitload of efforts to make
without checking the filesize first! Now there's another big picture! OH THE FUCKING HUMANITY!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:44, archived)
# if it were properly fucking optimised then maybe you could call it slick
 
I don't like his drawings and I don't like his face
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:47, archived)
# For fuck's sake, people are acting as if he's knifed their collective gran and a mod filmed it and stuck it on the fp.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:51, archived)
# now there's a thought
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:53, archived)
#
we all now it costs money to host all this stuff but money is only voluntarily given. Hence the limitation on file size. cunts who ignore it - time and time again - will eventually lead to a change in the way this is run. I dont want that and you dont. So dont defend these tossers who cant or wont read.

Its a collective thing Mu :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:57, archived)
# Or take a second to find out the image is hosted on imgur, not on anything to do with this site's hosting.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Now Toasty's rant image below IS costing the guy who runs b3tards money/
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:01, archived)
# If I am wrong then I apologise - I obviously do not know how these things work so will crawl back under my rock
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:04, archived)
# I was tempted to childishly make this 2 meg but....

Dear Mods, there is a 2 meg pea on the front page. We're not saying it's not funny or worthy of the front page, but what the fuck are the fucking rules on fucking file fucking sizes?
Some of us bend over backward and fuck up our anims to keep them under 400k like you ask, but this and a few other recent things kind of suggest anything goes.
I appreciate you don't want to be nazi-ish with file size monitoring, but if everyone else is doing it, can we too?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:33, archived)
# XD Thanks!!!! XD
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:34, archived)
# Wait? The way the boiling piss slides straight off...
WHO LAMINATED THE FAQ?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:33, archived)
# Top swearing!
Fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:35, archived)
# I am wearing leather britches with swarfega all over my chest
I am also in the manliest swearing pose you could possibly imagine
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:38, archived)
# I have a dark and fertile imagination.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj7D65SFOhM
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:42, archived)
# I know, I've seen it in action
dirty boy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:43, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:48, archived)
# ....aaaand that's
me finished. Thanks!
mind you, it took about 25 minutes longer than usual...
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:59, archived)
# sorry, I'll try thrusting provocatively next time and touching my lips to speed you up
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:02, archived)
# Don't bother,
it already worked :@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:16, archived)
# FUCKIN' A!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:19, archived)
# Boiling Piss on the FAQ :D
If image optimisation is a flexible thing please let us know mods. I constantly worry if my animation go just a few bytes over 400k.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:37, archived)
# ban his IP address and burn his fucking house down, I say
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:40, archived)
# Not really the point though
I can spare the bandwidth, maybe most others can but some might have a limited bandwidth allowance. But the main point here is what are the rules on optimisation are the gloves off and we who do make animation regularly can we start posting 1 to 2 meg animations too?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:43, archived)
# INTO THE FIRE SHE SWALLOWED THEIR HATE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:48, archived)
# I just belched and said "bollocks" at the same time while thinking of oversized animations
I think we all know what that means.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:51, archived)
# Another six weeks of winter?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:55, archived)
# *passes mug of hot mead*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:57, archived)
# *inspects closely*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:04, archived)
# Yeah... this is why all my stuff is shite!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:38, archived)
# I do think that it is time to update the FAQ's though
But then some people view on phones! hmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:40, archived)
# there is now a two-frame limit on animations
 
although to be fair if you are browsing on your phone you can just shut your fucking mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:42, archived)
# Well I'm not!
Still going to shut my mouth though
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:52, archived)
# 2mb for a gif is a pisstake
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:43, archived)
# I reckon with an eight-grey palette it would be a lot smaller I reckon
 
anyway I thought if you had something that big to post the done thing was to put up a JPEG (or an overly optimised version) with a link to the fucking huge GIF
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:46, archived)
# Yep, I just threw away one and a half hours work because I couldn't get it below a meg and keep it visible...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:38, archived)
# Should've posted a link, James
*shrugs*

edit: OMG I THINK FACEBOOK IS DOWN IS IT DOWN FOR ANYONE ELSE OMG PLEASE CONFIRM
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:38, archived)
# I'v rethought it through and I'll redo it differently, same joke diffent pictures better suited to gifs..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:43, archived)
# I've thrown away or abandoned loads of animations because optimisation ruined it.
Maybe it is time to up the limit.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:45, archived)
# I like it as it is, these huge gifs won't load for me, freeze my browser and require multipul refeshes to get everything to load...
I can't say I'v ever seen anything that was over 500k that was any funnier than anything that was under it.

The thing that anoys me the most is (I don't mind any one going 100k over if really needed) when people post 2 megs worth without even trying and it is quite possible to get it below the 400k advice limit
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:52, archived)
#
The limit's probably a little meaningless anyway - my computer's a bit ancient and poo but it does grind to a near halt on a Flanbase/ dancing animals/ strike up the band night, when there's about fifteen meg worth of gif animations all trying to simultaneously load and play in the same thread, all of which when taken individually are faq compliant
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:58, archived)
# my 'puter isn't ancient
but still struggles on a normal night when the big ones are up; my broadband isn't great & significantly limits it
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:06, archived)
# I don't mind those multi dance threads to much, because they stick to the rules...
And the people posting in them love them from time to time,

BUT, I must addmit it's easy to recognise them, and I now deploy the hide button, nothing against people doing them or enjoying them, jusy my PC won't cope.

But when you get a single 2 meg gif like ealier today, it interfers with the entire board loading for me, and untill you'v actually managed to load the entire board completely, you have no idea which picture is causing the problem, but by the time you managed to load it, there is no point in hidding it because it has cached and causes no more problems...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:07, archived)
# But think of the divine glory that is finally revealed on those occasions.
No-one can put a price on 1gb of capering gif shenanigans that excite the eye and stir the limbs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:10, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:42, archived)
# Ahh!
Beautifully put.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:38, archived)
# I would be prepared to make some concessions maybe if it was even fucking funny
 
<sub>this sort of thing</sub>
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:40, archived)
# which is an incredibly difficult and personal thing to judge
unless someone codes up a funny-o-meter
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:41, archived)
# no hitler moustache.
 
not funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:43, archived)
# this is an almost indisputably correct statement
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:45, archived)
# pffft I just looked at the original thread
he posted a reversed version as well, which was slightly bigger?

INTO THE CLEANSING FLAME
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:35, archived)
# Very much this
It's a nightmare to not kill the quality and get within the file size limits
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:41, archived)
# I don't think so,
I think the limits are fine, if you want a bigger shinier one just link it.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:42, archived)
#
Link for bigger/better works for me, I hated the picture quality on b3ta.com/board/10376229 but seems it was good enough to get the idea across
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:44, archived)
# jokes are more important than er, picture, or something
B3ta isn't an art site, which is very true
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:46, archived)
# I think a slight raise would be a good thing maybe to 500k for an animation
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:45, archived)
# why?
why not 600 or a meg or 2 meg
We've only just gone up to 400k from 250, you can easily get a joke across in that, if it's not HD video enough for you post it on Youtube with a link to a still frame.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:48, archived)
# fair point
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:51, archived)
# it can be tough, but that's the challenge
so on that basis, it's a no from me
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:51, archived)
# Hahahha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyman, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:59, archived)
# Compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:08, archived)
# I did this afternoon!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:10, archived)
[challenge entry] pfft..have a Beardtrice
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:13, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:20, archived)
# eeeek!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:26, archived)
# ahm oot
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:14, archived)
# oh oh
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:43, archived)
# this ^
serious bizness
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:45, archived)
# srsly
yo...................................................................................................................rulez...!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:52, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:57, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:11, archived)
# The limit is actually 400,000 bytes, not 400KB
Your scant regard for the rules has caused you to go over by 6,543 bytes. As such, my broadband internet experience has been ruined.

I'm going to console myself at web.archive.org and enjoy sites from 1998.
(Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot..., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:46, archived)
# laughing way too hard at this
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:47, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:48, archived)
# I've never understood these geek numbers
mind you I've never got my head around floating numbers in maths and 3x3.3 recurring equalling 10
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:50, archived)
# 3x3.3 recurring = 10 isn't too bad
cos it's just fractions.

what's insanely annoying is the proof I got shown that 0.999 recurring = 1.

I refuse to believe that. Maybe that's why I'm so shit at calculus.
(Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot..., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:54, archived)
# that's what I meant
it does my head in, I blame my autism
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:55, archived)
# You can't argue with Syanz
Or, as my autocorrect puts it, you can't argue with Shane.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:07, archived)
# It's all about twos, lots of them
Your computer counts bytes in powers of two: 1 KiB = 1024 bytes because 1024 = 210.

People (and sneaky HDD makers) count in powers of ten: 1 KB* = 103.

Don't worry about the 0.3... thing, most people have trouble with that. My solution is to just not think too hard about it.

*I don't know why they use a capital k, it flies in the face of normal SI prefixes, but the i in KiB is there so you know which base (2 or 10) you're dealing with.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:55, archived)
# Geekily funny, but factually incorrect
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:52, archived)
# every time I read this, it makes me more depressed
It started off as "very funny"

then "very geekily funny"

now it's just "geekily funny"

I'm terrified it'll end up as just "factually incorrect"
(Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot..., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:03, archived)
# I'm easily bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:28, archived)
# I try to get my penis size smaller than 400k
But I optimized all over my belly
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:46, archived)
# well, you tried, and you still managed to have fun!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:50, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:53, archived)
# UPSET OF THE INTERNETZ
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:48, archived)
# as is best depicted by a small penised creature urinating on a book
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:49, archived)
# Not to disagree I just like posting this...

Best used when a fix has been made, which still could be done by the
fucking posters if they would just put 40 seconds of effort into it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:57, archived)
# careful, Moggy will do a gender swap anthropomorphism of it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:58, archived)
# Plenty of nazi girl stuff out there already.
Limbs replaced with tank parts and exposed underpants.
And yes Toasty, they've Yiffed them too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:05, archived)
#
I've seen it all now: how do you get from this to this?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:15, archived)
# What a bunch of yiffing shut-ins.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:20, archived)
# ahaha
"As with my redesign of Dinobot Swoop, I also gave Rampage here a sex change too...."

art base: marvel
gender swap: maria (little)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:52, archived)
# Why didn't you get told off yesterday?
I got called a trolling cunt, but you got off Scot-free.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:31, archived)
#
I got an honourable mention in the OP and also I'm now privileged to be a part of her username ... as are you. Siamese triplet moggies!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:38, archived)
# I got told off yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:08, archived)
# Show off!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:10, archived)
# Nicely put
Gets a click
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:02, archived)
# FP it?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyman, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:05, archived)
# PISS!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:03, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:09, archived)
# CAT PISS
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:29, archived)
# IT'S THE TASTE THAT LINGERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:33, archived)
# And if you get it in the carpet...
the smell's permanent too.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:42, archived)
# UNLEASH THE PISS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:10, archived)
# Think I'll have a beer instead.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:16, archived)
# it will become piss
such is the fate of all things that are not piss
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:19, archived)
# YaY BeeR :)
(herman:D, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:25, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:22, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:13, archived)
# It's all BT's fault really
If they hadn't built the interwebs with toilet paper and bits of string, we'd all be experiencing mike woz ere's "toilet humour" in HD++ 4D smellovision!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyman, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:05, archived)
# I'm going to go back in time and kill Charles Babbage
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:14, archived)
#
harles B
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:17, archived)
# :-(
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:36, archived)
#
But surely you're safe, darling cATbbage?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:41, archived)
# Hi board
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:16, archived)
# funny because it's true
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:14, archived)
# can i do 2 meg gifs now ?
Hahahaha not realy ;D
(herman:D, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:17, archived)
# Try getting them under 400kb first, you feckin simpleton
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:29, archived)
# Needs more Kilobytes.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:22, archived)
# I think that chap up top has supplied some of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:26, archived)
# this is a messageboard
there are only guidelines not rules

the repost that got Fp'd wasn't in a new thread, and it's not the first time that a decent image got FP'd even though it had been posted before (In fact on of my FPs was a repost)

the size thing is unfortunate, but again, 400kb is a guideline and if your work is over that you can (and should) post it as a link

edit: to add, i used to be a right prick about filesize and dimensions. i really did nazi up the board. but i've got over it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:28, archived)
# I wouldn't say 400k was a guideline, more a maximum limit
"animated gifs should be kept as small as possible, never exceed 400 KB"
I appreciate I am coming across as very pernickity here, but I can't help fighting the terrible injustice and hypocrisy for suffering animators ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:37, archived)
# You forgot to naziflip about how the image challenge is 'Beards', plural,
and it's clearly just one beard.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:29, archived)
# *fetches broom*
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:59, archived)
# i have no idea about file size
but i agree with whatever you say it sounds like real
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:29, archived)
# My name is mediocre and I endorse this message.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:35, archived)
# ^ I endorse you
smokes later
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:39, archived)
# 'twas my post, when I originally posted it (as you pointed out, it was a pea) I simply posted a still that was linked to the gif (back in dec) when I pea'd it I forgot. No offence or blatant rule breaking was meant
I'll consider myself relegated to the naughty step.

Also, I never expected it to be FP'd
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:01, archived)
# Just let them all whinge, it's good for them, they'll just bottle it all up otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:09, archived)
# I haven't been called a cunt as much as I thought I would be when I saw this thread at least. That's a nice change for a drama thread.
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:15, archived)
# sorry I'm not very good at this internet bullying, time to look at some pictures of cats I think
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:39, archived)
# I'm not having a go, just want to know if the rules have changed and we can all play the big anim game
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 0:07, archived)
# Well..
I think being FP'ed is a big stamp of approval, and if they're going to stamp a big stamp of approval stamp on things that stamped should be not, then stamping of feet, stamping and stamp stamp stamp. 1st class.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 0:28, archived)
# This is magnificent.
Out of interest how long has the 400k rule been around and does it increase with inflation?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:01, archived)
# since the FP went to 400px, I think?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:01, archived)
# okay it was October 2008
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:10, archived)
# ^This
I pretty much work on dial up though it's called broadband. Reason as I live in a fairly rural area and I have no guaranteed speed or service and have to share with a whole block of people. Most evenings it chugs.

Keeping file sizes down is just good etiquette anywhere as it's easy and saves storage space and download speeds. If the post is funny or well done then a bit of optimization will not harm it.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:38, archived)
[challenge entry] OH GOD MAKE IT STOP


Whoops, accidentally embedded the 'ooge one. Linked now. Sorry folks.
(electrichamster, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:55, archived)
#
have to go out. but HOW DID YOU DO THIS????
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:57, archived)
# A razor and a camera?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:02, archived)
# Or a magnetic beard and a photographer with epilepsy
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:17, archived)
# Guessing from the way the massive gif flickers about a tripod is not required
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:21, archived)
# Ooooh!
Get her.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:09, archived)
# What image optimisation algorithm are you using?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:02, archived)
# 'Null'
I find it produces the best-looking images.
(electrichamster, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:41, archived)
#
Wilkinson Sword shares rocket, but company chairman indicted in b3ta image challenge vote-rigging scandal
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:03, archived)
# All these over sized animations are starting to make b3ta more and more unusable....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:04, archived)
# ^ certainly no more sneaky "on the bog mobile browsing" of b3ta for me anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:14, archived)
# ^ this
Guess it's back to porn for me
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:18, archived)
# I don't think that counts as sneaky, because every one knows that's what every one does
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:20, archived)
# Ah android thank you for supporting Flash
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:22, archived)
# Fuck me and I shrunk my pic down there because it was 102k
Read the FAQ ffs
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:08, archived)
# Look at the Front Page one as well
Does this mark a shift of policy for b3ta? Are the gloves are off as far as image optimisation is concerned? Will these and other pointless questions be answered? Over to you John in the studio.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:11, archived)
# IT'S RAINING SIDEWAYS!!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:12, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:15, archived)
#
I might start dumping layered tiffs here.
No browser supports them, but who cares
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:15, archived)
# MICROSOFT .BMP ARE GO GO GO!!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:17, archived)
# Mahoosive.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:10, archived)
# bigger, you've got at least another 700k to use
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:12, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:42, archived)
# I'm saving that 700k for the follow-up gif of my arse being shaved.
I really hope nobody takes that as a suggestion.
(electrichamster, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:46, archived)
# Not unless its mike woz ere
and there's crap coming out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyman, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:58, archived)
# I think it's fair to say that beards *are* slimming
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:12, archived)
# Plus I found James fucking May hiding under mine the other day when I shaved it off...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:15, archived)
# Ew.
Who's May?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:16, archived)
# Pffft....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:21, archived)
# How ever nice that is..... it doesn't hide my disapointment at finding it underneath my beard!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:27, archived)
# He might have been looking for lego or mechano
was there any in your beard?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:39, archived)
# Alas, just half a cornish pastie and a couple of crisps
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:46, archived)
# Wanker!

EDIT: May, not you maiden...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:27, archived)
# *lady fwaps*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:38, archived)
#
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:40, archived)
# Is this a b3ta first?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:51, archived)
# no I have fwapped on b3ta many times :P
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:55, archived)
#
poidh, etc

Edit: also, I notice you say 'on' rather than 'to' ... I knew I should have visited /links more often ;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:00, archived)
# Goodtimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:03, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:13, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:46, archived)
# At over a meg I wouldn't say that
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:16, archived)
# I wish I didn't need the slimming effect it provides
Honestly, more women should try them.
(electrichamster, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:37, archived)
# why do they never suggest them
for bigger ladies?

edit: hahaha should've scrolled ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Bit big. Here's a /board friendly version for you to use:
www.b3tards.com/u/db8f117f459af0de1ad7/regeneration_1.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:14, archived)
# The joke is COMPLETELY RUINED.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:16, archived)
# I AM SORRY

*isn't sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:29, archived)
# This size is bad enough, but these are getting tedious now
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:19, archived)
# Really?
I was hoping he'd post one every morning for the next 18 months, because that certainly wouldn't be tedious.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:20, archived)
# Note: taking up anything between 500k and a meg a pop while he's at it
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:07, archived)
# SORRY I'M LATE WITH MY TEDIOUS SHITE I'M ON HOLIDAY
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:32, archived)
# Abu Qatada in his Lada.

(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:46, archived)
#
dayne bramage
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:49, archived)
# Aaar.Marrrggghhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:53, archived)
# Nice beard action
is he driving this post to the image challenge ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:57, archived)
# Flapping beards ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:11, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:25, archived)
# Abu Qatada in his Lada
returning from his trip to Prada
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:54, archived)
# Yay!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:06, archived)
# I've been playing in mines with fire, not a poop in sight


And a shopped pic for the purists
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:27, archived)
# I love you
and I love your burning ring of fire!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:51, archived)
# I love you too snuggle bum
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:02, archived)
#
Burlesque? I suppose being a bit of a Nazi you're into Leni Riefenstahl? Yikes!

audit: have to go out now
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:54, archived)
# Top ones ace...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:59, archived)
#
^ Watch he said
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:03, archived)
# Cheers
I slightly toasted my arm so it now smells like bacon... BONUS
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:09, archived)
#
I dreamt last night that I was eating an enormous bacon baguette.
Woke up and my arm was gone.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:12, archived)
# but how did it smell
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:12, archived)
# Like stumps
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:24, archived)
# I just hope you have good batteries in your gas meter and get it checked on a regular basis to ,ake sure it's working..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:12, archived)
# It was working fine last time I saw it
when I left it in a drain in sheffield, I now go by the "oh fuck I feel dizzy" method
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:14, archived)
# Buy a canary every time you go down one,
That way you have a nice present for your wife when you get home as well ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:17, archived)
# And a tasty snack should I get stuck
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:19, archived)
# The fire giant has found you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:12, archived)
# Nice
What's that wire wool? Makes pretty photos :D
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyman, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:09, archived)
# yeah nothing like swinging burning metal around a few hundred foot below ground
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Congratulations - it's a girl!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:41, archived)
# And that little boy grew up to be Alan Sugar...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:44, archived)
# His first words were "Mummy, I'm tired"
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:47, archived)
# Suralan's proud father


Apologies for the stolen picture, I'm on y phone so can't upload to b3tards.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:00, archived)
# Clooney is so proud!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:05, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice spot
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:06, archived)
# Also, Hilary Clinton looks bemused...
Nicely btw :P
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:19, archived)
# Bet that chafed on the way out
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:09, archived)
# Don't call me Shirley


A little late for the cute-ugly challenge so quickly redone. Note to self: Poor effort.
(hamblettamaud, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:40, archived)
# Harry Potter got off lightly with his scar!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:43, archived)
#
you dissin my famleh? no. it's cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:53, archived)
# If you use the term "Apps" you're a forking knobhead...



(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:26, archived)
# I bet you are just a friendly bloke in real life
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:29, archived)
#
probally, yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:30, archived)
# don't worry, I won't tell anybody
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:30, archived)
#
thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:33, archived)
# Robot Archie! Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:30, archived)
#
spotted!
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:32, archived)
# If something is called an app, what are you supposed to call it to avoid being a knobhead?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:02, archived)
#
there's no way of avoiding being a knobhead, according to the Cartesian logic you've APPlied there.

edit: an application
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:10, archived)
# Applications were still abbreviated to 'app' before the rise of the 'App Store'.
E.g. in the phrase 'killer app' which was first coined on VisiCalc for the Apple II, meaning the phrase is older than I am.

It's certainly been popularised but the meaning hasn't changed.

If you can't converse with someone without showing them the latest 'app' on your phone then yes, you're officially a cocksnorkel or at worst a total cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:27, archived)
#
Thanks for the information. I didn't know that about its origins - re: "killer app", but I did suspect Apple (MacKintosh) might have something to do with it. I don't think it really matters nearly as much as I seem to have made it appear I think it does. If use of this terminology helps real people have actual conversations with each other then, great! I couldn't possibly accuse other people of being knobheads anyway, as I have to look in the mirror once in a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:36, archived)
# Aaaarggghh!
f**k this!

(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:46, archived)
# Product displacement.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:59, archived)
# whaaaaale

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:25, archived)
# It would take quite a lot of ink, but I think a wholly tattood whale would look rather ace.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:30, archived)
# Vampire whales? Fuck.
Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:32, archived)
# This is great!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:20, archived)
# Yay...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:58, archived)

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