End of day doodle.
Inspired by Hekim's suggestion: "Bulky Waste Collection"
JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:11,
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Very good.I'll just dump this here.
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:21,
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Wobble wobble :)
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:31,
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Most lovely :)Hang on, it's recycling today? I thought it was domestic...
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:30,
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Oh god ^ this.We are blessed with 4 separate bins for various stuff, and a schedule for collection that makes [insert really complicated thing here] look like [insert really straightforward thing here].
Sorry - brain a bit addled and can't come up with a decent metaphor.
I think it might be home time.
(Sorry - brain a bit addled and can't come up with a decent metaphor.
I think it might be home time.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:33,
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I'm lucky, I have a communal skip-thing which you're allowed to chuck things in any day of the week. Like an armchair which I sawed up into tiny pieces to avoid having to pay a council fee for disposal. For example.
As for metaphors, you can't beat my workmate who just completely gave up on one halfway through his sentence:
"Ohhh, that Shane McGowan? I tell you, that man is to teeth what... ohhh."
(As for metaphors, you can't beat my workmate who just completely gave up on one halfway through his sentence:
"Ohhh, that Shane McGowan? I tell you, that man is to teeth what... ohhh."
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:40,
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God motherfucking dammitToday they took away all our green recycling boxes and replaced them with see-through bags because "people might trip over while carrying a box".
I wouldn't mind, but the boxes are brilliant for growing spuds in :(
(I wouldn't mind, but the boxes are brilliant for growing spuds in :(
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:55,
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Thanks, now send him round here to collect my King size effing divanmy local council refuse department are refusing to answer their effing phone today
(
hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:38,
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Lovely,although worryingly reminiscent of a pre-goatse.
(
Smallbrainfield,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:55,
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Nice-ly done!
(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:01,
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hahahahaI want to animate this: Squeezing her hips and shooting balls into the net, but I haven't got the time right now :(
(
Q4nobody,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:01,
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She certainly has more balls than I
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:51,
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Aaaaayyyh Macarena !Tennis Girl invented the Macarena dance. *updates wikipedia*
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:05,
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Immediately came to mind
dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:29,
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hahahah Why didnt anyone tell me that my ass was this big?
Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:34,
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Terry Nation taking high tea Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:41,
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A detailed map of Poland
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:42,
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poland without tits wouldn't be possible
inexpressible started a joke on,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:48,
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Dave: Do not menzion ze dA mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:52,
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Draw a simulcra of a face made up of two flies and a pile of shit.
(
Smallbrainfield,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:43,
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How about a carapace inhabited by the refugee children of the lost city of Len,floating down a river filled with elegant fat carp. The children cannot eat the carp as they can squirt boiling piss, so they live off the fungus that grows inside the carapace and wait for the river to reach the sea, where hopefully things will improve.
( Smallbrainfield,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:11,
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Meryl Streep who played Margaret Thatcher, while visiting Maggie she falls down the same flight of stairs, also cracking her head open as she lands at the bottom
she slumps over clawing at Maggie trying to grasp the Oscar out of her cold dead hands.
(she slumps over clawing at Maggie trying to grasp the Oscar out of her cold dead hands.
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:50,
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stop fucking asking then
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:58,
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I'm just teasing Jolly Jack because I love him so.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:00,
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Why don't you two get married already? mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:04,
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The entire cast of Downton Abbey brutally murdering the cast of Upstairs Downstairs with a variety of sex toys. After which, they lay the corpses on a bouncy castle and have an orgy atop the rotting remains until Keeley Hawes’ eyes burst…… from her nipples.
( JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:54,
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I would never do that to those lovely people.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:57,
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This is more like it Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:01,
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The Nun, Kitler, Teddy & Hitler playing Twister with strap ons :D
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:55,
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Awesome collection of oriental musical arses right here.
An Eagle in Your Mind,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:30,
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You've turned the cooling units back on?
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 18:06,
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Could you draw something as off the wall awesome asthe picture below. Thank you.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:22,
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Neither can I
(
dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:49,
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An elephant battling possessed fisherman using its laser trunk
(
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:50,
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Sorry...I just like wasting threads...I'm not in a drawing mood today. XD
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:59,
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that's okjust wait till I sort out my scanner
then I'll fill this site up with offensive stickmen :)
(then I'll fill this site up with offensive stickmen :)
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 17:04,
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Looks like more plastic surgery gone wrong for Leslie Ash I see....![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Austerity Britain"){kind=small}
reading the newsletter would be different on a tablet
just shake to refresh
edit: bindun, really need to look through the pages proberly
edit edit: need to learn to spell also
/thick twat
Still, quite nicely done.I miss The Duke of Prunes, MrPineapple, The Neville & Dixipoos.
Where did they go?
(Where did they go?
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:14,
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The Nevillegot married and is doing his web development business still.
(
wheelybird mreee!,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:16,
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Did he marry an Amish?Marriage is no excuse for leaving b3ta. Flounce or death are the only true ways out.
( Smallbrainfield,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:28,
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DEATHFLOUNCE:The Life Story of Michael Hutchence.
Best biopic ever.
(Best biopic ever.
Smallbrainfield,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:32,
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I think he leftbecause the furry porn got to him in the end. He suffered from nerves watching Disney films because he kept expecting them to break out into yiffing.
( wheelybird mreee!,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:35,
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Yeah, but that's just a hazard of the workplace. I'd equate it to poison gas in coalminesor falling in molten steel in a foundry. You don't hear coalminers complaining.
( Smallbrainfield,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:43,
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Certainly not Peruvian ones.I think what you need to keep doing stuff for b3ta is a very low work-load at work and minimal supervision.
( wheelybird mreee!,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:00,
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A natural tolerance to yiffery helps but is not neccessary.Must have own crayons.
( Smallbrainfield,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:21,
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The Duke of Prunes opened a chip shop in Osloleaving him little time to post here.
MrPineapple was put in a coma voluntarily, only to be awoken when the first animal (m/f) is elected for PM.
The Neville got married and is doing his web development business still.
Dixipoos lurks around here from time to time, but his used y-front e-shop business is taking up much of his time.
(MrPineapple was put in a coma voluntarily, only to be awoken when the first animal (m/f) is elected for PM.
The Neville got married and is doing his web development business still.
Dixipoos lurks around here from time to time, but his used y-front e-shop business is taking up much of his time.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:25,
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So, what happened to M3essential then? mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:34,
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Wanked himself into a paste.The paramedics had never seen anything like it.
( Smallbrainfield,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:36,
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the paste is now being tested by NASA scientistsbut no one knows why
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:38,
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Probably FILTHY SCIENCE™
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:41,
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Well,they did seem to solve the problem of those heatproof tiles falling off the space shuttle.
( Smallbrainfield,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:44,
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The tiles are still up there in space, the shuttle isn't.Looks like it's doing its job a bit too well.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:47,
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It has the same properties as The White Gel from Portal 2
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:14,
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Aint seen one of those in ages
Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:30,
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Was tempted to buy one of the pocket ones the other day when i took the missus to hobbycraft the other day. didnt bother in the end
(,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:46,
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Ha ha ha...
with this 
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 19:39,
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i like thiswhat's the texture on the monster? lettuce?!
( alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:07,
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undershaft? Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:10,
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Ha ha!Kermit's undershaft.
edited for mindpiss avoidance. See further down.
(edited for mindpiss avoidance. See further down.
Smallbrainfield,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:11,
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that was some mighty mindpiss!
(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:13,
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cabbage*bothers to schroll down and feels stupid, but brussels are baby cabbages - that's what my parents told me when I was a kid so I'd eat them - gits
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:28,
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He used genuine Loch Ness monster skin as a texture.obviously.
(,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:10,
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Not the underside of The Incredible Hulk's penis?
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:11,
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The mother of all sprouts.Or am I sitting too close to the monitor?
( An Eagle in Your Mind,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:16,
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also, he looks like he's giving a thumbs upwith his tail :)
( alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:15,
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:DNicely
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:24,
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Allo, all. What should I draw the'day?
JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:25,
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Genie: I want to sexy earthworms.(
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:27,
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you want to sexy earthworms?good for you!
( inexpressible started a joke on,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:29,
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Genie: Yeah. I hope it. Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:37,
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Do you just sit there lurking until he posts or what? An Eagle in Your Mind,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:30,
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well, someone has to do it i guesscenaris became sloppy
( inexpressible started a joke on,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:34,
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sloppy cenaris?Is that like a sloppy sloppy giuseppe, I see those on sale in sainsburys
( discomeats This canoe,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:52,
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So we've got some sort of mole drill sergeant with a massive rack and a worm fetish.Okay.
(
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:31,
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Genie: I have green pineapple.B-)
( Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:43,
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Yes, the tattoo of a hand grenade. ;D Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:49,
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I think you may have a secret admirer bourbon.Is the girl a fox moggy?
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:52,
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BahShe's a mole.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:54,
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*phew*I thought I'd be waking up with a dead fox's head on my pillow or something.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:00,
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Tit for tat.:P
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:31,
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Cuts, cuts and yet more cutsWhen will this moggy end?
( An Egg ,D,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 3:36,
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Oh fuck me nobody cares, JJ doesnt care, go away and come back with something funnyyou're obviously a talented guy, so do some funnies.
( Victor Meldrew,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:34,
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The hat could be a character on its own ...
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:34,
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You might want to stop thinking about worms and get clothes that fit properly.Also, while we're at it, can you grant me three wishes?
1: Pay off any present and future student loans.
2: A lifetime supply of mint chocolate ice cream.
3: MORE WISHES.
4: Fuck off.
kthxbai
(1: Pay off any present and future student loans.
2: A lifetime supply of mint chocolate ice cream.
3: MORE WISHES.
4: Fuck off.
kthxbai
Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:38,
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genie being ass-raped by a dinosaur inexpressible started a joke on,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:48,
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Innit, bruv.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:48,
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Do a 3 panel cartoon stripthe rule is it must be funny in Japanese and English.
If you can do this, I'll give you Jolly Jacks' home telephone number.
(edit: I do have a Japanese friend who will be able to confirm it's funny in Japanese).
(If you can do this, I'll give you Jolly Jacks' home telephone number.
(edit: I do have a Japanese friend who will be able to confirm it's funny in Japanese).
Smallbrainfield,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:49,
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Ok, I gotBut Even If I got it, Can I what to do? ^^;
Idea is good.
(Idea is good.
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:18,
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You are not Jolly Jack, who invites requests and recieves them and abuse in equal measure.You think of something funny and you make it. That is the b3ta way. Otherwise you must flounce in dishonour.
( Smallbrainfield,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:31,
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Internet funnyman Rob Manuel, dressed as a womanPlying his trade on the dirty streets of Camden in order to finance his crack addiction
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:51,
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Where's the silly self portraitYou said you would do?
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:49,
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woah hold on, that might be going too farI don't want to do thinkmaking before I type, the very idea is scary
( discomeats This canoe,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:48,
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I know...I should follow my own advice. Ha ha ha!...<o>
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 17:13,
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a tyrannosaurus rex playing strip pokerwith a mammoth
( inexpressible started a joke on,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:28,
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I had a dream that I met a real mammoth a few nights backit was awesome
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:30,
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I'm currently writing and illustrating a children's book for a uni project.The main character is a banjo playing mammoth named Dave.
Uhh... yeah, children's books are not my expertise.
(Uhh... yeah, children's books are not my expertise.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:32,
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I read that as 'met a metal mammoth'.Awesome just got awesomer.
( An Eagle in Your Mind,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:32,
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METAL MAMMOTH20 tracks of glacial cool speed metal!
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:35,
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met a metal mammoth smoking meth inexpressible started a joke on,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:35,
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The mullet a metal mammoth could managewould be mental
(
fuscous,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:41,
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Vincent Tabak buying crisps, beer and rock salt for a cosy Christmas night in. An Eagle in Your Mind,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:30,
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The prince of Wales stalking the highlandswhilst wearing an ass-hat. Up ahead Camilla is rooting in the heather for wild haggis. In the style of Gainsborough, if you please.
( Smallbrainfield,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:33,
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A maid with Rapunzel like hair cleaning a kitchen...
(
dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:35,
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That is fucking beautiful mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:53,
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Fucking hell, that's good o_O *clicks* Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:53,
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*throws down pencil**takes up poetry*
( JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:55,
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Your stuff is far too good forthe likes of us.
( Smallbrainfield,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:00,
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Good enuf!!!!!
(
dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:11,
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*sound of jaw hitting floor*
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:20,
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holy several lightyears of pigeon fucking!
(
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:53,
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Hoe-lee shitI think you just levelled up.
( Willmot laid a scotch egg,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 20:35,
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woah!! that's just.. just... downloaded \o/Kevin O'Neill for starters
(
maggenspies mayhaps,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:49,
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A burglar stealing a horse in a wheelbarrow
(
Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:35,
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I love the smell of a threadwaste in the afternoon
(
Victor Meldrew,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:35,
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LittleMaria: what's doing now Jack? :D Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:49,
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Lemmy Kilmister of Motorhead doing some light gardening. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:37,
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Two lady weasels in full plate mail riding salamanders and jousting with strap-ons
(
Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:39,
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YOU LOOKED IN MY BOOK DIDN'T Y-I mean uhh... n-nice idea. Heh heh...
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:40,
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We must subscribe to the same periodicals
(
Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:14,
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Yes, Medieval Mammal Mammary Madness. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:20,
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That's the one!Week by week you collect the parts to build your very own furry knocker hurling mangonel
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:40,
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I missed out an issue or two, the whole thing fell apart when I put it together :/ Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:47,
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I like this.I cannot think of a Spider and Scorpion strip that I did not love.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:54,
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There are few situations that cannot be improved......by judicious application of the phrase "And I am naught but tongue."
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:37,
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A perfect circle.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:43,
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Sir Jimmy Saville suddenly awakes, tied securely to a workbench in a room deep underground.He glances around fearfully, only able to move his head, his eyes taking in the vats of bubbling green liquid and other chemicals of reanimation. With horror he realises that he is naked, stripped of both tracksuit and bling.
From behind a curtain at the end of the room steps Lisa Riley, also nude, with a wicked glint in her eye. Strapped around her pelvis is a huge, cigar-shaped phallus, the tiny Post-it® note stuck to the tip reads 'Welcome back. Now get your laughing gear around this, chum'
(From behind a curtain at the end of the room steps Lisa Riley, also nude, with a wicked glint in her eye. Strapped around her pelvis is a huge, cigar-shaped phallus, the tiny Post-it® note stuck to the tip reads 'Welcome back. Now get your laughing gear around this, chum'
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:45,
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This could be a late night sitcom.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:48,
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Starring David Schwimmer.Of course, we'd have to kill him first
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:55,
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Lisa Riley has to play herself though Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:59,
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This has promise Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:48,
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Saville attempts to scream like a girl, but his cries are stifled by the mouthful of sap-bleeding pine.Tears begin to prick his eyes, as his cheeks are pummelled from within and jagged splinters force their way into his gums. He gags as the rough wooden member slides back and forth over his tongue, yet his stomach seems to have been pumped, leaving him with nothing to bring up. Then through his water-blurred eyes, he becomes aware of someone watching silently from the shadows ...
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:02,
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Ooh, a cliffhanger!*waits with bated breath*
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:10,
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Suddenly the wooden member is torn from his mouth, dislodging a selection of dentures which scatter like confetti over the tiled floor.Shouting with pain, Sir James opens his eyes just in time to see Lisa Riley's gargantuan bulk tipping backwards away from him, arms flailing for purchase before her body impacts the ground head first, her pendulous breasts falling one under each arm and bouncing thrice before settling. Her eyes close and she begins to snore, with a sound like someone pulling knotted cord through the nostril of a cardboard warthog. Turning his head to one side, his eyes roam her inert body, lingering on the sexy regions before finally spotting the lasso buried in the folds of her neck. 'Thank you, oh thank you', moans Serj Aimes, as the cattle-wrangling stranger steps forward into the light.
If you think the stranger was Dave Lee Travis, turn to 43.
If you think the stranger was Ewan McGregor, turn to 75.
(If you think the stranger was Dave Lee Travis, turn to 43.
If you think the stranger was Ewan McGregor, turn to 75.
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:25,
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simply wonderful
(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:35,
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This is how most of my dates end. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:52,
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You can't be too carefulthere might be a company rep watching and I'm sure they'd want their products portrayed in the best light :)
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:12,
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Some sort of hamster thinglooking worried by what Moggy just posted
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:49,
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Crickets.sexy crickets.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:51,
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Jokes are better than technique.Come up with your own.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:53,
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Assad of Syria wearing an asshat of cereal.Or a parliament of tramps holding a kangaroo court over a pile of bound and gagged NOTW journalists who each have a nokia 3210 stuffed into their bleeding urethras.
edit/ smallbrainfield should do the first one
editedit/ in the second one, please note, no one is hiding anywhere watching and violently masturbating, I really wish you'd stop putting that in your pictures.
(edit/ smallbrainfield should do the first one
editedit/ in the second one, please note, no one is hiding anywhere watching and violently masturbating, I really wish you'd stop putting that in your pictures.
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:55,
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Oh but you doI've despatched a man to deliver it to you
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:31,
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Bugger.Did you like the weetabix eyebrows? I thought they were a nice touch given it's his thread and all.
( Smallbrainfield,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:35,
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A very nice touch!*touches*
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:37,
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margaret thatcher falling down the stairs, cracking her head open, she slumps clawing at the wall while choking on her own blood
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:08,
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Aah, a feelgood story! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:12,
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Batman spanking Catwoman with a paddle which says "I am the night"While Commissioner Gordon finds it strangely amusing
(,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:22,
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A pile of shit with two flies.One fly could be named Dave. XD
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:46,
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Fucking hell, it's quiet. I've drawn a frightful bounder wearing an ass-hat.
Smallbrainfield,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:17,
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It can't be...you never drew it.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:26,
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I can draw shampoohat girls. Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:29,
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Well that makes itall okay. So long as they rinse. Nobody likes getting shampoo in their eyes.
( Smallbrainfield,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:31,
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The late 1940's were a difficult time in post-war Britain.Rationing, bomb sites and damage to infrastructure were problems for many years. Crude hats were merely an unusual offshoot of the millinery industry's perverse view of fashion.
( Smallbrainfield,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:30,
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That's a frightfully sinister soup-strainer he's sporting.
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:48,
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did you see the pistils on this one?...www.nivaa.nl/uk/about_potatoes/variety_catalogue/ras_popup?image=/iimages/1179.jpg&name=MIRANDA
effing hawt!!
(effing hawt!!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:16,
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meh, maybe I'm just pistil-whipped PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:26,
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Nope. Austerity Britain, potatoes are cheaper than fruitI knew it was too obscure.
(
Where's Alberto Living the nightmare.,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:09,
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Mrs Maris Pipers inoperable brain tumour? hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:09,
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Spuds Miranada PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:15,
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A chip off the old block.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:24,
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she does have a certain a peel Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:57,
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With just five easy daily instalments of oral lard....These moobs could be yours in just 4 to 6 weeks.
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:18,
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And is it correct that I can use delicious new Lard Lite as a milk substitute in all my beverages, from coffee to milkshake?
(,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:29,
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Indeed.I'd have it with everything.
(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:34,
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i prefer making my own with my Bass-O-Matic®(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:17,
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DARN IT! I'M TIRED OF BEING A SKINNY SCARECROW.
PAUL MASON SAYS HE CAN MAKE ME A NEW MAN!
I'LL GAMBLE A STAMP AND GET HIS FREE BOOK
(PAUL MASON SAYS HE CAN MAKE ME A NEW MAN!
I'LL GAMBLE A STAMP AND GET HIS FREE BOOK
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:26,
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Didn't quite work, did it?You're already £67 lighter, aren't you? :)
(,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:35,
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Have you seen President Assad's wife?She's well fit. PWILF
( Smallbrainfield,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:47,
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With apologies to Prodge
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 10:45,
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Ahahahahaha!Weel played.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 10:47,
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Trying to work out what that background is...
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:48,
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not sure I think it was a bedroom
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:54,
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Ah so not significant in the context of the image then...Trouble with slow boards - you tend to over-analyse stuff.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:57,
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I thought it was a load of cobblers personally.
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:13,
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3d mixed media light up painting/sculpture entitled "the sun shines out of goatse's haunted anus"
It could be yours in the B3ta Bash Auction! b3ta.com/links/749374
(30x20cm on canvas board with picture wire already attached to the back.
power/wiring is held together with tape, don't blame me if you get electrocuted.)
HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:10,
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I would go to £1.25+ a gobstopper.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:41,
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A thing of grace and fragile beauty.Also: lens flare!
( Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:32,
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Bad wiring?So you could literally have a ring of fire :D
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:43,
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Never thought I'd wish I still had a mother in law.The perfect gift.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:50,
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hahaha working on 2 20x20cm sock canvases just waiting on the tap paper :)
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:57,
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Fantastic!Great way to start my b3ta week.
(
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 10:05,
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Cheeky!Haven't seen you around here in yonks
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 10:37,
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hahahahbloody hell - Hope it raises a fortune ;)
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 10:20,
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It's worth at least four snow leopards! riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 10:34,
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And you too manit's all 2009 again over here ;)
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 10:37,
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bit slow here, innit? bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:35,
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haha!Fantastic effort!
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 10:30,
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HahahahahaWonderfully lovely and bonkers. So much great stuff to bid for......... phones bank.
(
spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 10:55,
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This new torch design looks rather cumbersomethink I'll stick with my Mini Maglite, thanks
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:32,
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Ha ha ha! Brilliant stuff.I bet it was fun explaining to the wife and kids what you were feverishly making; "Yes love, it's for charity."
( Smallbrainfield,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:50,
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I always felt this was a special place. Where else could one find...I'm lost for words...something like this.
It's the kind of thing I'd love on my wall, but wouldn't put on my wall out of fear.
(It's the kind of thing I'd love on my wall, but wouldn't put on my wall out of fear.
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 18:05,
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Actually, how old is he?If the answer is anything approaching adulthood, I may have to rescind that. Somehow, I don't know.
( An Eagle in Your Mind,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:14,
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Good handwritingIt won't last...
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:57,
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I like this.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:34,
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Perfect example of 'jokes are better than technique'. :D Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:38,
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Ning b3ta, todays 'Big Buns' are...Jenni Farley and Kate Mara.
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 8:11,
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But let us also not forget...the wonderful Elizabeth Taylor and Derren Brown.
EDIT: Something about "I don't know what possessed me".
(EDIT: Something about "I don't know what possessed me".
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 8:11,
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would, would, would have back in the day, cuntwoo
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 9:19,
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^ ThisHe is dead isn't he?
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:11,
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I dunnofeel like starting a facebook/twitter rumour solely because I'm bored?
(,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:43,
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You want the...is Derren Brown dead yet? page :D
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:02,
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What a fantastic site! Thanks... Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 17:15,
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When one has to find other methods of exchange.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 4:18,
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And find low cost entertainments closer to home.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 4:18,
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ahhahhhah oh Asbolina Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 4:24,
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Poor girl, it hardly pays to prey these days. Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 4:31,
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tonight I'm going to bring a rope and she can hang herself(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 4:47,
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The programme you have been listening to is a one-act play in eight parts by G. G. Dunnett for eighteen albatrosses and reservoir.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 5:04,
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ALSOwww.dynamite.net/htmlfiles/viewProduct.html?PRO=C72513018676800111
It's getting very silly and overloaded with crusty memes. YAY!
(It's getting very silly and overloaded with crusty memes. YAY!
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 5:36,
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True Story: When I was 10 years old, I saw a ghost in a tree.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 3:12,
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Lies, you're not even eight yet. Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 3:18,
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That was my dead Grandmother, you heartless bastard!
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 3:59,
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not an owl thengoodpicture
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 4:26,
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My old house had some ghosts or one at least.
dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 6:59,
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I always find toilet paper with stuff printed on it rather unnervingI mean, do I really want to be wiping my bottom on puppies or sailing boats?
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 26 Feb 2012, 23:46,
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yes, you doto wipe ones ass on a 2 million quid yacht and throw it out into the sea is the ultimate decadence.
( discomeats This canoe,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 0:11,
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you'd wipe more shit on than you take off
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 1:24,
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I'm hearing the theme from Jaws when I look at this Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 4:28,
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Clint Eastwould Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 26 Feb 2012, 22:15,
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Damn my dial-up connection! ;)
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 26 Feb 2012, 22:16,
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pass the mop :D Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 26 Feb 2012, 22:18,
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hahaha!mindpiss ALL over the place
( Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 26 Feb 2012, 22:31,
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A VIZ Top Tip I remember, was:'Porn site owners - put your pictures on upside-down, so people with slow modems get faster to the muff'
(
blyerkit e k trilby,
Sun 26 Feb 2012, 23:44,
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Clint Eastwould.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 26 Feb 2012, 22:16,
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Will hellloooo Ms Eastwoodwould?
( Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 26 Feb 2012, 22:18,
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Aw damnit, started from the bottomIt was going fine 'til that hat
( Antubis right round, like a record, lion,
Sun 26 Feb 2012, 22:23,
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heheis it not a sexy hat?
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sun 26 Feb 2012, 22:24,
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Oh no, it's a sexy enough hatbut together they just aren't doing it for me
( Antubis right round, like a record, lion,
Sun 26 Feb 2012, 22:31,
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:Pedit: I have no idea where I was going with this.
Perhaps a confused elderly Clint spent too much time watching Lara Croft and went hunting relics while dressed up warm.
(Perhaps a confused elderly Clint spent too much time watching Lara Croft and went hunting relics while dressed up warm.
Antubis right round, like a record, lion,
Sun 26 Feb 2012, 22:38,
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Now that is a sexy hat*may not actually be a sexy hat*
( Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 26 Feb 2012, 23:28,
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The man with no pants
(
Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 26 Feb 2012, 22:35,
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The good, the bad and the sexy
(
Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 26 Feb 2012, 22:36,
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Once upon a time in suspenders
(
Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 26 Feb 2012, 23:00,
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Blazing Stockings???am I the only one here?
( Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 26 Feb 2012, 23:32,
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?! um i'm new to this game sorry ;)A Man Called Whores?
( maggenspies mayhaps,
Sun 26 Feb 2012, 23:41,
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Thought it was meant to be 'Shaven'Off to get another beer, g'night.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 0:05,
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aaah yeah!! it's double barrelled..& i only used the one :))
bzzz
(bzzz
maggenspies mayhaps,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 0:15,
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Doh!Can I have the mop again when they've finished with it up there?
( Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 26 Feb 2012, 22:42,
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all appears to be in ordersplendid
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 26 Feb 2012, 22:34,
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WowThat looks seriously FUCKed! Good work :)
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Sun 26 Feb 2012, 22:51,
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Nice one :)He actually looks less feminine now though, because his original legs had such a kinky hip stance.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 26 Feb 2012, 22:53,
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heheh he doesn't seem to bepacking anything
( maggenspies mayhaps,
Sun 26 Feb 2012, 22:54,
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I was just wondering that, do you think he is tucking or taping? Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 1:31,
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the man with brown pantiesgot to respect a gunfighter who colour co-ordinates his outfit
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 26 Feb 2012, 23:00,
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NOooooo! I loved those films. {:-('confused'
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 26 Feb 2012, 23:30,
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LEAVE CLINT ALONE!'cries piteously, whilst filming for YT'
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 26 Feb 2012, 23:49,
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One more for today, I think...
...before I go to
Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 26 Feb 2012, 22:02,
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Cute! Poor little Budgiealso, needs more shark?
( Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 26 Feb 2012, 22:34,
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It looks like*puts on sunglasses*
ROFLCOPTER had it's last laugh
(ROFLCOPTER had it's last laugh
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 26 Feb 2012, 22:55,
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!*guitar*
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 0:34,
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I've been studying arts again...
Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 26 Feb 2012, 19:46,
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Well you're gonna have to clarify things a bit before I do anything to it.I mean look.... I have a dozen other clients tonight all wanting art criticism and a good hard shag
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sun 26 Feb 2012, 19:50,
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cockarts
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 26 Feb 2012, 19:51,
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Me, I'm studying science.
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sun 26 Feb 2012, 20:13,
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Paul Hogan's pride face is excellentHow is everyone this evening?
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 26 Feb 2012, 21:11,
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surprised by his own cockSTRANGE BUT TRUE
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sun 26 Feb 2012, 23:52,
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Looks like you have been studying fine arts, sir.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 26 Feb 2012, 21:30,
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