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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - HEDGEHOGS!

There are 17 species of hedgehog, more than enough to warrent its selection as the subject of this week's one-word image challenge: HEDGEHOGS!

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:48, archived)

I am all over that!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:48, archived)

This is going to turn out

a bit like Dumb Running Sonic isn't it?

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:58, archived)

17?

Is that including ones from Hell?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:58, archived)

Or the ones that can never be buggered at all...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:01, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:04, archived)

Good start :)

This might be a good one

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:05, archived)

Winner

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Mex3 =mememe, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:05, archived)

That is VERY good ;)

Just about the perfect amount of effort.

*click*

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:06, archived)

cheers guys

i'm going to bed, and when i wake up i expect to see a hedgehog smashing the fuck out of the twin towers

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:11, archived)

Hedge hogs!

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:09, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Frogbeat, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:09, archived)

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:14, archived)

arf!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:07, archived)

NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - HEDGEHOGS!

There are 17 species of hedgehog, more than enough to warrent its selection as the subject of this week's one-word image challenge: HEDGEHOGS!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:46, archived)

Oh FUCK!

This belongs here: b3ta.com/board/10711964

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:47, archived)

Here you go, an image:

In the original post now.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:47, archived)

Hedgehog cock!

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:50, archived)

toucher of ham

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:48, archived)

Uh-oh spaghettios.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:50, archived)

Aww, look at his little genitals.

look at his little genitals.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:54, archived)

Haha!

What a cute little fellow!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:58, archived)

If you sped up the gif it'd frankly be terrifying

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:03, archived)

Can I roast a porcupine here?

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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:06, archived)

Hedge

pig?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:07, archived)

No.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:13, archived)

Sorry.

Too late.

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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:20, archived)

Hello. I made a pie.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:43, archived)

It does not matter how busy you are,

there is always time for a pie.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:45, archived)

this prose really expresses your vogonity

;)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:46, archived)

He would still feed him own grandmother to the blugblatter beast of Trall

so I've read anyway...

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:55, archived)

Yay.. what sort of pie is the top one..

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:50, archived)

meat

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:57, archived)

What are the bits all over the top..

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:59, archived)

EMERGENCY PIE !

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:59, archived)

eyes pies with their little eyes \o/

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maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:50, archived)

No! Toast!

(pikey, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:46, archived)

top tip to avoid floppypastry horror

after heating it in the microwave, stick it in the oven and give it a blast at the top temp for 5 mins. Yes it's a pie, yes you can't wait to eat it. But really it's only 5 mins.

(who, me? The comedy account of someone who's not funny., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 1:08, archived)

As requested by Mediocre

Except with a newt.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:51, archived)

Hooray!

I have a sore buttock from where a mate hit me with his ball yesterday

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:58, archived)

Oo-er.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:00, archived)

*drops monocle*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:01, archived)

-__-

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:03, archived)

Good heavens!

Edit: You should have been wearing these: www.cthulhulives.org/store/storeDetailPages/elderwear-thong.html

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:03, archived)

Phoar

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:18, archived)

what? he`s only got one...nah too easy

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:03, archived)

Oooh matron!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:12, archived)

wrecking?

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:12, archived)

No, he was rather gentle otherwise

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:22, archived)

I mostly play squash at night, mostly..

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:59, archived)

That's you,

playing the newt there.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:03, archived)

Hmm, a Japanese fire-bellied newt

they're full of neurotoxins you know. Or covered in it, rather.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:00, archived)

deadly neurotoxin?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:02, archived)

Why yes, tetrodotoxin.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:03, archived)

\o/

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:19, archived)

THROW YO SET IN THE AIR

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:02, archived)

Would.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:03, archived)

Wave it around like you just don't care

Seems like bad advice for television maintenance

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:05, archived)

Or badgers

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:07, archived)

Red-eyed tree frogs are the best kind of tree frogs

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:34, archived)

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Mex3 =mememe, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:43, archived)

Bless

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 0:23, archived)

I used to have a pet amphibian

he was really small

he was my newt

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:23, archived)

No!

Bad meats.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:31, archived)

I'm sorry

:(

I really tried not to.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:41, archived)

that was so painful, my unborn grandchildren felt it

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 0:08, archived)

Army Furry

Thanks BourbonFox! :D

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:44, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:46, archived)

hahahaha, fucking lol

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:47, archived)

watched Pom Poko the other week,

very strange.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:48, archived)

o_O I've not seen balls that big since my first holy communion

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:49, archived)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:52, archived)

0_0

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:07, archived)

*spurts coffee all over self* O______O

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:47, archived)

your very own fan art

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:48, archived)

Other people have had a go as well. Atomic did one or two that were really good.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:50, archived)

fuck the rest, here's the best

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:59, archived)

haha

Nicely! I love how her armour has nips

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:02, archived)

nips like bullets, I imagine

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:03, archived)

It's a twin-pronged Head Logo attack

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:05, archived)

Getting flashbacks of George Clooney's Batman suit... gah... D:

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:06, archived)

*cough*

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:05, archived)

\o/

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:06, archived)

pfffffft

totally lacks detail...

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:07, archived)

I think yours should kill the Simpsons.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:09, archived)

me too

i fucking hate that show

edit: you should do one of the simpsons being slaughtered by freebase and flanbase

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:11, archived)

That sounds like too much work.

Maybe just Homer, wearing a b3ta t-shirt.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:17, archived)

heresy

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:19, archived)

How about Freebase and Flan in parsnip suits, beating up Homer in a b3ta t-shirt?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:25, archived)

that'll do

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:33, archived)

Indeed,

yours has nipples.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:32, archived)

hard ones

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:33, archived)

FOXTEEFS

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:21, archived)

good luck

lol

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:49, archived)

Look at what you did.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:51, archived)

Coffee?

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:53, archived)

it's a hot drink made from beans but that's not important right now

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:55, archived)

Heinz or own brand though...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:56, archived)

Red Mountain. It's foul compared to Nescafe. It's like the Panic at the Disco of coffee.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:59, archived)

I only drink fresh espresso...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:02, archived)

I keep meaning to get a coffee machine to put in my room.

Because seriously, fuck paying for Starbuck's.

Or buying crap coffee.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:05, archived)

get a Aeropress

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:06, archived)

*Googles* looks interesting. Quite cheap too.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:09, archived)

you will not be disappoint

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:11, archived)

My ideal coffee machine would make quite strong espresso.

Can't be doing with weak coffee.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:16, archived)

you will not be disappoint

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:20, archived)

I couldn't live without my espresso machine......

If that's out of your price range, these make a perfectly good espresso too..
www.bialettishop.com/MokaExpressMain.htm

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:10, archived)

oh yes these are good too

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:11, archived)

Great standby for when you are machineless...

And you can take it on picknicks too!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:22, archived)

I use a moka as my machine is borked

they`re pretty good, though limited

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:14, archived)

I used one for years before I got a machine, when the machine broke I reverted back to the pot,

Now I have a machine again.
I quite liked the pot for the fact of it being fun getting the tamp just right, too loose and you get piss, to hard and your pot bubbles and spurts for ten minutes and your coffee is shite, if you get it just right, lovely!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:20, archived)

foul compared to Nescafe, fuck that's a new record

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:04, archived)

But Nestlé make all the nice things, I mean just look at their chocolate

...oh

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:07, archived)

Hot, milky coffee

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:03, archived)

I would't accept if he offers you a cup...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:05, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VX4Lpf-xdg

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:14, archived)

Hahaha...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:25, archived)

XD Yays!!

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:57, archived)

~~coffee~~

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:16, archived)

I thought Bourbon fox was doing this one :S

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:51, archived)

I am. I guess this is just Moggy's take on it.

I wasn't planning on doing anything like this, I'll tell you that much. XD

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:55, archived)

I don't even know what I'm going to draw in repsonse, you know. :S

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:21, archived)

One of them looks happy !

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:52, archived)

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:53, archived)

Haha, nicely.

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4Q just lurking, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:55, archived)

Ha ha! o/

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:56, archived)

She's a cyborg?

Nicely drawn. Im sure Bourbon Fox is yiffing himself into a coma right now

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:57, archived)

Her forearms are cybernetic, and various amounts of muscle tissue in her body is synthetic.

Oh, and personally, I think this is rather cute. Not YIFF YIFF YIFF-worthy though.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:00, archived)

Does she have a cybernetic cloaca?

Do foxes have cloacas? I dunno - youre the expert :-)

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:05, archived)

Isn't it only things like crabs that have those?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:10, archived)

o_O

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:06, archived)

I couldn't have said it better myself

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:12, archived)

Something wrong?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:27, archived)

I like this, it's very well drawn as usual but more importantly the subject matter is relevant to here.

More like this please.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:11, archived)

why is it always foggy in your pictures?

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:19, archived)

haha what HAS been going on today?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:22, archived)

Made a happy panda icon to end another fun-filled day on B3ta

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Q4nobody, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:11, archived)

THE PANDA IS CHINESE AND ENDANGERED

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ABOUT THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT !!!

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:15, archived)

hahahahaha

Peking duck tonight I think!

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Q4nobody, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:17, archived)

and now I'm hungry

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:18, archived)

Eat all you can with beer from a can!

mmmm

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Q4nobody, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:20, archived)

Mmmmm Shredded chicken in ginger and chilli sauce

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:22, archived)

*this is an automated response*

Mr. Q has gone to the Chinese

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Q4nobody, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:34, archived)

you ordered peeking duck?

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:41, archived)

I think he's saying that like the panda, china as a race are dying out due to their strict 'one child per family' policy

RACIST

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:19, archived)

You just hit the nail on the head!

by "nail" I really mean ALL Chinese people

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Q4nobody, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:23, archived)

Pandas are very racially justified.

They're black, white, and Asian.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:25, archived)

I think we should all take a look at AIDS

Aids doesn't care if you are black, white, asian, straight or gay it embraces everyone.

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:28, archived)

How about irritable bowel syndrome?

It doesn't give a shit! Well... actually it does... lots of it.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:34, archived)

IBS is full of shit

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:35, archived)

~~IBS~~ Parliament

/clicheblog

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:41, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:53, archived)

This is COMPLETELY spangworthy

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:59, archived)

Thank you.

As the years pass, less people will understand it.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:04, archived)

A lot like that, yeah.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:02, archived)

I like that

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:16, archived)

I like this

lots and lots

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:16, archived)

Nicely.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:17, archived)

That's a very happy panda.

I *will* donate at some point. Promise.

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:18, archived)

nICE..

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:29, archived)

happy panda is happy

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:47, archived)

very good

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:57, archived)

ooooo lovely stuff :))

youtu.be/qdRaf3-OEh4

i had a go at making some too; well i tried anyhows.... thanks Wuffle for the encouragement hehe :))

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maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:43, archived)

Great stuff!

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:16, archived)

Yeah I want that!

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Frogbeat, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 8:27, archived)

Same spot as yesterdays pic

And I'll be adding these to the b3ta water supply next time I'm near a reservoir
Heart drug makes people racially indifferent

_{*Please note I will not tamper with any water supplies}

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:03, archived)

18 people? Well, that's certainly conclusive.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:06, archived)

but it's science!!!!

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:10, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:00, archived)

FEMAIL MAGAZINE

I don't get it

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:08, archived)

Because taking the drug would hinder them in their work, the Mail journalists' heart problems will go untreated and they'll die very soon.

Racial tolerance in the general population AND the removal of hated bile-mongers? There are many good sides to this story

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:17, archived)

That's one fucking posh shower you have yourself there....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:06, archived)

I see Homer Simpson!

Nice work PP

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Q4nobody, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:09, archived)

Sorry, immediately came to my mind...

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:16, archived)

God works in mysterious ways

Like if you see the hands of god

Share if you believe

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:18, archived)

Fuck I forgot that :D

twas hilarious.

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:18, archived)

hahaha, that inspired this :D

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:23, archived)

clique

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:25, archived)

Woo!

Brill... reminds me of the start of Mr Bean...

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:20, archived)

Very trying

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:01, archived)

Next up: toads playing squash

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:03, archived)

Lace-cyst

sickening really.

edit: posted in wrong thread but will leave here anyways :)

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:06, archived)

I like it.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:08, archived)

Thanks :)

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:17, archived)

glad I file named

I thought it was a stained feminine hygiene product at first O_o

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:29, archived)

LOLS

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:14, archived)

Actually,

I was considering American Football:

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:09, archived)

Haha, it says "UR pant"! ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:09, archived)

LUXU

PAIN

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:09, archived)

LUXU UR LU PAIN PANT PA

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:13, archived)

PANDA

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:17, archived)

Luxury pain pants me thinks..

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:33, archived)

Actually, where's the top of that guy's body?

It seems to have melted into the crowd...

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:23, archived)

Preditor!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:30, archived)

That is odd.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:54, archived)

Leaning back and looking down

source

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:55, archived)

Hurrah!

Go froggy, go go go

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:23, archived)

End of day doodle

Inspired by BOURBON FOX's suggestion.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:15, archived)

I didnt suggest this!

*outrages*

Its verreh narse. She'll never carry those 2 water sacks without a helping hand though.
What do you make of my purdy lady, seeing as im always saying your stuff is nice?
www.b3ta.com/board/10709953

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:17, archived)

Me neither!

I would play the race card, but I'm bigger than that.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:19, archived)

Nobody is bigger that the race card!

*portentious musics*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:24, archived)

Who is this racist cad you speak of? Ill give him what for!

Is anyone noticing major slowness on /board over the last hour? Is it all the extra traffic from the EDL today?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:26, archived)

Yes, I had server busy mesage a few times..

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:58, archived)

I wonder what it's busy with.

What's so important that it can't serve us some board pages eh?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:04, archived)

Maybe there's some srs bizns that needs serving elsewhere first..

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:11, archived)

ooooh :D

I'm a fan of Ms Mosh, myself. I have a sub-folder on her in my Reference archive.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:20, archived)

I thought she'd be a bit petite, lithe and small boobed for your amazonian tastes?

She is a stunning lady though. Always does the best poses out there.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:22, archived)

The whole Amazonian thing is fun to draw.

But in real life, such proportions are somewhat freakish.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:31, archived)

what would you do if you saw a real life squirrel, with tiny little human shaped boobs climbing up a branch?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:53, archived)

Or a man with normal proportions

But eyebrows the size of Ryvita crackers

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:57, archived)

crikey

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:17, archived)

I just got a teepee.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:18, archived)

Hahahahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:22, archived)

I got a totem pole

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:23, archived)

I GOT SCALPED

OH GOD, THE PAIN

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:23, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yETyEVbauOQ

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:36, archived)

HAAA HAAA!

(I love Neil Young!!!)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:38, archived)

Me too, he's in my all time top 10.

And I missed going to see him because I'd spent all my spare money on other tickets a couple of days before I found out he was playing in my own city!
2 or 3 years back..

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:46, archived)

have a look for "old laughing lady glasgow" on youtube

For Neil Young spontaneously busking in glasgow. it's lovely.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:05, archived)

I saw him live in concert years ago, and it was a memorable show! (And my memory is not that good)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:55, archived)

Wonkles!

I still think you should do one of mine or Waspy's though. You're not pushing the envelope with this sort of stuff.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:20, archived)

One day.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:21, archived)

*bookmarks*

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:22, archived)

Your stories are so vivid

I dont think any visual format will ever do them justice.

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:50, archived)

What you did there.

I see it.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:22, archived)

I was looking forward to the owl tattoo

I'm going to write to my MP.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:23, archived)

Minge.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:34, archived)

Yes, that's right, Sir Minge Fortesque.

Do you know him?

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:47, archived)

b3ta server so busy now....

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:31, archived)

this is a bit darker than you normally do

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:34, archived)

I wanted to explain the mechanism of her wrist. :D

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:37, archived)

BTW, I don't understand reason why reached this pic for him comment......

It does not matter.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:41, archived)

The wrist has 8 carpal bones and 4 articulations or joints.

speaking from personal experience the Scaphoid bone is quite painful to break

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:42, archived)

...I guess.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:46, archived)

"broken"?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:43, archived)

If her hands leave from her body, They can have themself souls.

She is too have a life force.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:49, archived)

if she is ginger she does not have a soul

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:51, archived)

? ginder tea is taisty...

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:55, archived)

erm maybe

but the answer is still 42

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:58, archived)

Yer, I always thought Sporty managed to put more feeling into tune as well

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:56, archived)

you should paint nursery murals

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:40, archived)

It will be strange. Children will be crying. :D

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:43, archived)

You haven't watched british kids tv

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:50, archived)

Its full of zombie rabbit nuns and shitcocks

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:55, archived)

She will be good friends to them? :D

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:57, archived)

not in some time anyway

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:58, archived)

Dark unusual and creepy, Nice.

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:50, archived)

I was select this pic, I thought good ^^

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:58, archived)

I don't know what you mean, but the picture is good :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:04, archived)

Cracking pic

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:36, archived)

+ one off to your

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:03, archived)

All the native american name sexy jokes you can get from this

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:36, archived)

pocahooters?

Bet youve never heard that one before

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:40, archived)

havn't

but I have now.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:42, archived)

Gentlemen, start your injuns.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:43, archived)

Pokacuntarse

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:41, archived)

Where's her tail?

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Shlvng, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:57, archived)

Nice fedders.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:40, archived)

Fuckwok

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Ninj, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:54, archived)

Racist.

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Richard Shitheels, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:55, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:55, archived)

This is offensive to both Ewoks, and FUCK

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:55, archived)

Hahahaha

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Ninj, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:58, archived)

so, not an efuck, then

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:56, archived)

Hehehehehe

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Ninj, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:06, archived)

haha

Efok!

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Q4nobody, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:41, archived)

warwick davis before he was a ...

(waxdart hello., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:01, archived)

This is offensive to women, the elderly, dogs and people from Swansea.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:04, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:08, archived)

that made me loab!!

(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:11, archived)

Christ on a bike!

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Captain Howdy, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:11, archived)

ARE YOU SURE THIS THING IS SAFE?

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:13, archived)

ahaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:22, archived)

hahaha

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:37, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha

PS hahahahahahahaha

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:05, archived)

hehehehehehehe

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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:25, archived)

Ha-ha!

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Captain Howdy, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:11, archived)

I AM YOUR FATHER

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:12, archived)

Great stuff mate, you'll be making Ewogs next I suppose? ;)

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Q4nobody, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:18, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Cheers Q! I feel awful that I kicked up a fuss
you of all people know of my respect for the Japanese :)

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Ninj, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:25, archived)

I think it's done and dusted for the most part, Ninj.

Opinions were given, arguments formed.
Just one of those days on b3ta.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:29, archived)

Cheers Cap'n

As usual you calm, deft touch is a joy \O/

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Ninj, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:32, archived)

STOP ALWAYS BEING SO BALANCED AND IMPARTIAL, YOU FUCKING BIGOT

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:38, archived)

\o/

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Captain Howdy, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:46, archived)

Mountains and Moleturds mate

Moggy knows he/she stirs us up promoting her dA works on here. No-one responding on dA these days or sommit?

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Q4nobody, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:37, archived)

nicely

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:30, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:34, archived)

ahaha

perfect

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:37, archived)

This is offencive ;-) but there again Lucas started it when he made the ewoks!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:18, archived)

FUCK WARS!

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:27, archived)

fuck wars is the best

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:30, archived)

Ha-ha! Chewie is tops.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:36, archived)

James Hetfield?

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Q4nobody, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:39, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:42, archived)

thx! :D

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:45, archived)

Fuck yeah!

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Captain Howdy, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:52, archived)

Ace!

Rather well done

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:56, archived)

Excellent work!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:59, archived)

hahaha

Chewie!

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Q4nobody, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:04, archived)

pfffft. :D

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:06, archived)

i love you

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:06, archived)

superbly done

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:43, archived)

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:55, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:28, archived)

George Lucas missed a massive marketing trick here.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:54, archived)

Oh don't worry....He's a master of creative editing (and ruining his own original works)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:08, archived)

I done a thing.

Click for bigger (317 kb)

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presferatu, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:54, archived)

That cat loves his job, man.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:12, archived)

Ha ha. Who wouldn't?

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presferatu, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:15, archived)

Image Challenge Vote

This week's selection process starts here. Your choices are:

* One-word challenge: Hedgehogs
* If websites were books. Design the covers
* Help Landsley out - brand the NHS reforms so they'll appeal to everyone: buy two hip replacements, get the third free... McDonald's-sponsored heart units, etc
* Rejected film merchandise - come up with inappropriate movie merch

The vote calculator follows:

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:53, archived)

Gawsh, I wonder which will win

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Richard Shitheels, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:54, archived)

am I allowed to say which is my favoured one?

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rob, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:55, archived)

Absolutely not.

Who do you think you are?

If I had to put money down, I'd say "NHS Reforms"

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Richard Shitheels, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:56, archived)

who am I? I'm LORD MANUEL KING OF DUST

edit: I assume hedgehogs will win as it's animals / one word challenge. But I'd like if books were websites to win as I'd like to see the results. Lots of scope within a restricted format init.

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rob, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:57, archived)

bollocks you are

you're that bloke from the newsagents with the combover

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:59, archived)

you're so bald you've got a combover on your balls

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rob, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:02, archived)

and which balls would they be?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:04, archived)

your lady balls

er.. dunno. sorry.

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rob, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:06, archived)

pfff

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:10, archived)

This hits extremely close to home :(

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Richard Shitheels, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:08, archived)

next door?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:15, archived)

I would have guessed that

but I hope to fuck it does not win, because the average b3ta user's political grasp stretches to 'Tories are cunts!'.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:22, archived)

where as it should be "All political parties are cunts"

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:42, archived)

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:21, archived)

If websites were books for me

Bad movie merch would keep the entries coming thick and fast, but i get the feeling its bindun.

Ill actually try and do some pics this time! Job is easing up a bit, so i should have some more time to 'shop stuff.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:55, archived)

as i've just made a whole family of them out of modelling clay

i'm choosing hedgehogs

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:57, archived)

A family of hedgehogs that look like b3ta user Clay?

That should look rather odd

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:01, archived)

i'm not exactly reliable when it comes to saying if a thing's odd or not

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:03, archived)

I voted for 1970's inspired casual racism

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:58, archived)

NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: "I BET YOU THINK THIS POST IS ABOUT YOU"

With only a single image and a few replies in the same thread, try to offend, and make an enemy out of, absolutely EVERYBODY on /board before having a online breakdown and ending up B& 4 LYF

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:03, archived)

STOP ATTACKING ME YOU RACIST FUCK

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:13, archived)

and now for Wobbly's in depth analysis...

Hedgehogs!

That's it

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:01, archived)

ooh, hundreds of hedgehog peas, yes please

_{*no thanks}

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:03, archived)

NHS reforms just skyrocketed o_o I call shenanigans.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:08, archived)

Oh gawd, please not another LOLitics based compo full of people in suits i dont recognise, things i dont understand, and things i dont care about

More silliness, less satire

Yes, im on my fucking high horse again

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:12, archived)

^This, all over.

I want HEDGEHOGS!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:14, archived)

Ive actually got a few half decent ideas for the books one

And ill shop em wether it wins the compo or not.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:15, archived)

Yeah, the book one doesn't sound too bad either.

Doesn't seem like we'll get either at this point. :(

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:20, archived)

You filthy fucking furry.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:16, archived)

Wait... that came out wrong... crap...

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:19, archived)

*canters up on equally high horse*

Another LOLitics compo?
*looks at last 19 challenges*
Lolitics is MASSIVELY outweighed by MONKEYS! SPOONS! BEARDS! etc.

B3ta needs LOLitics and silliness

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:19, archived)

fuck all wrong with monkeys and spoons

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:22, archived)

someones given the labour party hq a tip-off I reckon

hedgehogs ftw :D

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:21, archived)

Can't be, I've only just got here,

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:42, archived)

Hedgehogs ftw!

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Captain Howdy, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:19, archived)

-__- oh god

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:29, archived)

I know this isn't even slightly worth its own thread but who cares! I won!

Thanks for the T-Shirt!

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:45, archived)

Would

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Richard Shitheels, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:45, archived)

Hahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:46, archived)

Get in line!

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:46, archived)

oooh

It looks like you're re-enacting The Human Centipede, what fun!

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Richard Shitheels, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:48, archived)

your all gay

also: breaking news - they`re out the closet

mozza_on_the_cliff

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:51, archived)

That brings up my weetabix*

*I ate in 1992

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Richard Shitheels, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:53, archived)

tits or GTFO

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:46, archived)

Ha ha ha! I think my colleagues might have something to say about that

you'll have to settle for the one tit in the pic!

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:48, archived)

not even a sneaky moob-nip?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:50, archived)

not sure how sneaky that would be!

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:52, archived)

another happy camper

\o/

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:47, archived)

nice hat

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:47, archived)

It really is rather cheap and tacky

but it was free

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:51, archived)

Winner!

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Captain Howdy, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:48, archived)

yay!

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:50, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:10, archived)

ha ha ha!

Awesome!!!! Mind if I steal this?

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:23, archived)

It's yours, sir.

Do with it what you will.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:25, archived)

Bugger.. just noticed you beat me to it with a double wammy!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:36, archived)

Being first to the party means nothing if nobody else turns up.

*parties*

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Captain Howdy, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:41, archived)

Needs more Noobmaster flag

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:51, archived)

This, or a girl leaning on his tshirt holding a sign.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:53, archived)

Noob!?!?!?!? I'm almost a b2tayear older than you!

You're just jealous! ;)

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:53, archived)

noobmaster was a brief meme caused by an L plater called noobmaster posting a pic of him at a desk, waving a little b3ta flag

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:59, archived)

Ha ha ha! I must have missed that!

I need no flag when I have Brian on my skinny chest!
I wasn't being narky, I'm in a thoroughly Blessed mood, plus Smallbrainfield is a fu**ing legend

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:08, archived)

ha!

great

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rob, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:56, archived)

Ace :D I won one too. Arrived just before.

Many thanks to the nice people at Blessed Originals :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:56, archived)

Top notch

mine arrived during my lunchbreak!

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:02, archived)

fake

no albino lady

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:04, archived)

If it helps, I look like an albino lady. With darker hair.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:08, archived)

Are you furry like a fox?

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Richard Shitheels, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:14, archived)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:17, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:22, archived)

pffft

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:23, archived)

Pfft.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:30, archived)

pft

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:40, archived)

Looks like you're having a laugh!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:20, archived)

I got my CUNT one yesterday too

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:23, archived)

POIDH

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:28, archived)

maybe tomorrow

I'll wanna settle down...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:34, archived)

I wouldn't wear a red shirt anyway!... :P

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:31, archived)

Racist!

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:42, archived)

still waiting for mine to arrive in the mail

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 4:20, archived)

defo should have had this other sun in this ...like the way he tries to be a little bit coy at the end

(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:21, archived)

Don't give George Lucas any ideas now...

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:22, archived)

You mean like

"TAKE IODINE SUPPLEMENTS YOU FAT-NECKED FUCKHOLE"

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:24, archived)

Iama firing mah iodine lazors!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:29, archived)

mmmmmmmm, goitre-y

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:46, archived)

Bucket and spade weather.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:33, archived)

kitten/skateboard

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:34, archived)

This remains a thing of excellence.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:35, archived)

Click for bigger (91 kb)

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:39, archived)

Hahaha CVLT & BR00TAL

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:42, archived)

Skegness ist so krieg

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:39, archived)

hahaha :)

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:42, archived)

arf!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:42, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:44, archived)

Iron Giant says hello

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Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:44, archived)

Ha-ha! Splendid.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:45, archived)

i would dearly love

to see the teletubbies in a lightsabre battle to the death with imperial troops

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:45, archived)

Are you being served?

(sunshineonheath, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:14, archived)

Hello, sunshineoneheath.

Welcome to b3ta.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:15, archived)

Yes, unfortunately you're not catching us at our best.

In today's episode, the b3tans learn all about racism, with hilarious consequences.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:17, archived)

Hello everyone

I'm a long-term lurker, so unlikely to be shocked by you all.

Still learning the ropes a bit...

(sunshineonheath, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:49, archived)

That's the spirit!

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Captain Howdy, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:52, archived)

nicely

and hello :)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:19, archived)

Spaniel's ears?

Welcome to b3ta, pull up your skirt, shop a crim

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:23, archived)

Welcome to b3ta

Pull up a chinese, shop a korean, you'll never laos

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:46, archived)

yay, welcome aboard, I always wondered if Slocombe was a double meaning for slow cum...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:49, archived)

What do you mean by "doggy"?

(Honourable Member is upstanding, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:15, archived)

Bogus.

Made with a nagging sense of deja-vu

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Captain Howdy, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:03, archived)

no way

way

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:11, archived)

\o/

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Captain Howdy, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:15, archived)

Keanu is bewildered!

I like it

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presferatu, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:15, archived)

God they look so young.

They're making Bill and Ted 3, you know.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:18, archived)

Bill and Ted's Heinous Mistake.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:25, archived)

I don't think I ever knew (or cared) which one was Bill and which one was Ted

Horribly racist, I know

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:21, archived)

Bill is the one who's not Keanu Reeves

Which leaves Ted, who must be the other one. You know, the one that's not Keanu Reeves.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:25, archived)

How interesting

*strokes beard*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:30, archived)

I may be thinking of Wayne and Garth actually

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:32, archived)

Wayne is the one that's not Keanu Reeves, and Garth is the one that is not Keanu Reeves

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:34, archived)

I only found out the other week that my mate Garth, who I've known for 10 years or so

isn't actually called Garth - he just had long blonde hair about 15 years ago and the name stuck :/

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:48, archived)

Haha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:34, archived)

Excellent! (?)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:18, archived)

ME RIKE KLISPI FLIED NOODAH

Edit: Wait, Ninj? What happened to the board event? I feel like such a fool now :(

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:45, archived)

My recently deceased dog was racist you insensitive bastard

*true story

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:48, archived)

lol my uncle had a racist cat

It hated white people

*also true story

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:52, archived)

Her last racist incident was down the beach when it was really busy on a hot sunny day last summer

just walking along doing our usual beach combing when she suddenly starts barking like crazy at the only coloured person on the beach!

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:57, archived)

What colour was the person?

Red? Green? Maybe magenta?

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Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:00, archived)

from memory I'd say

PMS 4635c

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:07, archived)

Children do that too

if they are just used to one colour.

It can be hard to stop them barking.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:04, archived)

haha

was quite funny when my daughter used to bring her dark skin coloured boyfriend home, my fluffy would go beserk barking and when she stopped doing that she'd then start dry humping his leg - poor boy didn't last long :D

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:10, archived)

Humped into a pile of putrid meat

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:44, archived)

Worn away by a dog's penis.

The very worst way to go :(((

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:44, archived)

~~penis~~ lady bits

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:53, archived)

Note to self - before commenting, try actually reading the post properly

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:59, archived)

she was a confused fluffy :D

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:02, archived)

You are never going to be forgiven

at this rate, you know.

(

Smallbrainfield, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:49, archived)

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:51, archived)

A million internet fingers just got slightly cut.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:54, archived)

*buys shares in TCP*

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:55, archived)

T O

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:58, archived)

"A little bit cut or not, your finger is coming with me."

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:59, archived)

We're gonna need a bigger horse-mounting block

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:50, archived)

You hum it son, I'll play it

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:51, archived)

impossibru!

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:50, archived)

one step beyond

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:51, archived)

Great, thanks for the earworm.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:53, archived)

Wokka wokka!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:52, archived)

*music segue plays as Michael is pulled off stage with a giant crook*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:53, archived)

Robert Maxwell?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:53, archived)

Those... they're like, big canes with a hook on the end.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:58, archived)

"pulled off" fnarr fnarr

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:02, archived)

FP THIS NOW!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:53, archived)

Racist.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:54, archived)

DOG AND CAT EATING BASTARDS, THE LOT OF 'EM

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:57, archived)

DENNAL PLAN

RISA NEEDS BLACES

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:58, archived)

Is this

a) intentionally racist
b) accidentally racist
or c) ironically racist

whichever way, it doesn't strike me as funny

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:00, archived)

^this.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:02, archived)

d) vely lacist

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:04, archived)

Actually it's a very clever piece of art

If you flip it upside down it reads "My sincere apologies everyone...
I don't know what came over me. I have never wanted to offend ANYONE on here, you're all too smashing. It was a 'wobble' when you're in a shitty mood and feel that the world's against you, you post summat in haste then realise how bad it was."

In Chinese.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:12, archived)

Could I just be clear on something here - is this comedy racism or real racism?

Because I'm not too sure of how to take anything any more on what is, as we all know, a comedy website.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:00, archived)

Let's pretend it's real racism

then we can get all outraged and self-righteous about it

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:02, archived)

Ooh yes please

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:06, archived)

I WISH MY WIFE WAS THIS BLACK

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:06, archived)

Send her down the mines lol

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:08, archived)

Naturally, as I have a Turkish girlfriend, I am exempt of all allegations of racism

\o/

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:24, archived)

Don't be wrong. Does not mean you are forgiven completely. :(

I said www.b3ta.com/board/10711085
So He deleted threads. (I guess)
I thinking to "Joking is fun for everyone".
But There are some "Hurt to some people with bully joking" in here.
YOU KNOW?

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:16, archived)

Not interested, sorry.

My post wasn't targeted at you, but the situation down the board. Sometimes not everything is about you.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:18, archived)

There are still Ninj understanding. You're childish.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:22, archived)

I know.

What happens now?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:23, archived)

"Hurt to some people with bully joking" is not true joking.

You're FAKE.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:25, archived)

I'm fake?

Look, really, I would dearly love to get into a discussion with you about this, but frankly, you don't understand what I am saying and I don't understand what you are saying, so it's a bit pointless.

Picture. Not. About. You. Be. Calm. END

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:29, archived)

Someone said "some b3ta people Terrible, too much bully"

If you are RIGHT, I'll not get such messages.
:(

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:34, archived)

I don't give a fuck what other people are saying to you about b3ta.

dA is shit. Just because I say it doesn't mean it's true though.

But it is

Anyway, as I said: END. I. Go. Now.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:36, archived)

Leave Dave ALONE! boo hoo hooo

*rubs mascara and cuts arms*

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Q4nobody, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:41, archived)

dA is shit? Can you explain?

dA is shit
dA is shit
dA is shit
dA is shit
dA is shit

....Maybe You just only excuse.
You can not convince me. :D

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:57, archived)

I think you`re starting to get the idea :D

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:00, archived)

FUCKING HELL

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:26, archived)

It's not a question of it being shit or not

it's a question of us not giving a fuck about it, and your constant referring to it gets on our nerves.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:30, archived)

Wait what am I getting dragged into here?

And I didn't delete anything

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:19, archived)

She loves you she wants to kisssss you she wants to marrrrrry you

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:21, archived)

Feeling bad. I kill you with curse.

You're social immaturity!

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:24, archived)

X_X

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:25, archived)

NOOOOOOOEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:32, archived)

Hmm I appear to be still alive

That's the 2nd death wish on me in so many weeks from 2 separate people. I never thought a comedy website would be so dangerous

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:34, archived)

-_-

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:36, archived)

RACIST

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Shlvng, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:18, archived)

hahahahahaha

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Q4nobody, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:49, archived)

XD Thanks!! XD

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:31, archived)

Oh noes, "social immaturity" on b3ta

it'll be fucking swearing next

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:33, archived)

I bet it's not like this on dA

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:35, archived)

Everything is better on dA

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:45, archived)

mmmm double Anal

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:48, archived)

digital Asswipes

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:34, archived)

They have fun rules.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:23, archived)

haha

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:42, archived)

What's he going to do next? The bow dickie?

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:25, archived)

Yay, Krusty!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vg7_gaVUd0

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:30, archived)

Oh it was "flapping dickie"

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:46, archived)

Far Queue!

Your noodles will be ready in 10 minutes. :D

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Q4nobody, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:27, archived)

About time

I'm fucking starving

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:30, archived)

hahaha

fancy some noodles myself

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Q4nobody, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:42, archived)

hahahaha

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Richard Shitheels, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:11, archived)

Howay the lad.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:21, archived)

RACIST

Jollyjack is just misunderstood, and has different cultural values to the rest of us. If he were white and English I'd accept that you were just mocking him on the interwebs but as it stands this is terrible racist bullying and I insist that you replace that image forthwith.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:24, archived)

YOU ARE BEING RACIST TO ME

Does that mean we are mortal enemies now? Guh - after i sent you a lovely text and everything

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:30, archived)

I've already got an arch-nemesis

But I could probably fit you in somewhere along the sliding scale of "worthy adversary"

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:31, archived)

yes

now fight, mortal kombat style!

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:32, archived)

haha ah divna get et pet

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:25, archived)

A divva narwhal

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:35, archived)

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:25, archived)

Suddenly, JMG.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:26, archived)

Needs more moggy.

(

BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:27, archived)

~~moggy~~ mugging

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:36, archived)

Thanks always ^^

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:31, archived)

Hahaha...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:31, archived)

now make him wank...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:33, archived)

Nah,ya canna beat a canny bag of tudor.

(

Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:38, archived)

Needs more utterly abhorrent, talentless, shitfaced cunts who could be anybody at all fucking and fighting with each other and talking incessantly only about fucking and fighting with each other on television.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:40, archived)

hey, I`d watch that!

_{never watched that}

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:43, archived)

Is Jeremy Kyle on?

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:44, archived)

Leave come dine with me alone!

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:47, archived)

what have they done to my beautiful beautiful city :(

(likeajackhammer, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:47, archived)

sounds like they filmed it

(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:53, archived)

^ this - with bosoms

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:49, archived)

howay pet, ye dinna sweat much for a fat lass

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:40, archived)

I have not understand any these words

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:41, archived)

needs more man getting his own inspiration for drawings he sells on the internet

(likeajackhammer, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:46, archived)

hehe love ya baps, pet

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:47, archived)

Being a Geordie

I am sick of all the racist and negative posts about us... It's intolerable!!!

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:08, archived)

shut up you funny talking northern git

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:21, archived)

I can not laugh. :( not fun.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:19, archived)

You do not understand the context of the joke.

It would be hard to explain.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:23, archived)

hahaha, lost in translation

BIG TIME

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:28, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:27, archived)

You'd be surprised at how often that line gets a result.

Granted; the result is generally pity, but I'm not fussy....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:30, archived)

"I'm not fussy"

I agree.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:04, archived)

I like this.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:31, archived)

Hollywood Lightsabers: The Blues Brothers

CFB | collection

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:49, archived)

these should be getting more recognition

they're ace

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:50, archived)

Hooray!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:51, archived)

love Bogart

he looks even more badass than usual

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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:54, archived)

very good

i feel i missed out on all the stuff down there about the japs being slitty eyed savages, can i still vote yes they are, and you lot are all nigger loving faggots, thanks
m
x

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mongychops, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:04, archived)

Sorry, the vote's been closed

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:24, archived)

You are Davina McCall AICMFP.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:27, archived)

I don't know what the Dutch equivalent of that is.

Is it terribly xenophobic of me to call you Dutch now?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:28, archived)

I HATE YOU

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:35, archived)

And thus, balance was restored to the universe.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:38, archived)

*bums*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:53, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWAwrMFtSvM

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:26, archived)

Ha ha ha!

The Bogart one looks like he's doing a force push.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:09, archived)

Can be tentatively understood.

bam = bun

...play words?

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:29, archived)

You mean the post further up the board?

It is written in a local dialect. 'Baps' is slang for breasts. It's really hard to explain if you don't understand english.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:20, archived)

I see.

Good knowledge.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:42, archived)

love this too, nice idea and execution

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:22, archived)

Allo, peeps. What should I draw the'day?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:20, archived)

what are we your cartoon idea bitches?

with tits

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:21, archived)

Audience participation!

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:24, archived)

Say what you see

Its the ready money roind

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:24, archived)

*looks at keyboard*

ahh

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:25, archived)

Tea? Why, you ...

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:48, archived)

festering sores on my knees

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:26, archived)

Its good, but its not the right answer

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:27, archived)

mr chips fellating an elephant.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:34, archived)

Pink eye on my leg

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:38, archived)

eww fuck!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:43, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUMLKsbvpDY :)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:49, archived)

i am askeered to click

...my speakers are dead here. I will check it when I get to work

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:52, archived)

crumbs

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:41, archived)

Roy Walker rimming mister chips

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:43, archived)

RIIIIGGHHHHT!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:46, archived)

Dead people

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:45, archived)

I see a two-pronged virus on my b3ta.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:52, archived)

how about....

a male mannequin weeping at the sight of a shop assistant (with tits) bent over stocking a nearby shelf, for he (for obvious reasons) cannot get aroused.

edit: whoops, wrong reply button

(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:49, archived)

Ferrets

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:22, archived)

^ this

me, see

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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:27, archived)

with TITS

or GTFO

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:40, archived)

moobs

perhaps

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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:43, archived)

Pics or it didn't happen.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:48, archived)

bippydoobyfubbyphwop

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:23, archived)

^this

with tits

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:27, archived)

The Heavy from Team Fortress 2

As a woman. With tits.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:24, archived)

Her name is Sasha.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:27, archived)

Agh - bindun!

you seen this? Frickin' love these - especially the heavy. She looks so cute and innocent, despite the minigun, and she got her heavy-set frame just right, without making her unsexy.
(warning, DeviantArt!)
botjira.deviantart.com/art/tf2-ladies-244301207?q=gallery%3Abotjira%2F26223342&qo=22

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:29, archived)

HOO TOUCHED MY GAHN?!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:35, archived)

WEE MEHK GOOD TEAM!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:37, archived)

HAAAAA HA HA HA HA! CRY SOME MOOOOAARR!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:38, archived)

RDLI TROPHY

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:39, archived)

Baboons in an umbrella factory

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:25, archived)

A Dalek giving birth.

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:25, archived)

^ this

cyberman wet nurse

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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:29, archived)

wet nurse is such a bizzare / horrible term

Soggy doctor!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:38, archived)

damp

midwife

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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:52, archived)

A moist anesthetist...

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:55, archived)

sopping

district nurse

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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:04, archived)

agh

semi-mindpiss

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:05, archived)

Sopping surgeon

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:04, archived)

an end to this whole sorry affair

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:25, archived)

I did warn you we'd get found out

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:26, archived)

and you would've gotten away with it too...

if it weren't for those meddling kids

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:31, archived)

fixed

if it weren't for meddling with those kids

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:09, archived)

you left me standing on the platform, you crazy bastard

My rose wilted under the clock tower

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:31, archived)

By rose wilted I presume you mean you were propositioned in a monetary way?

Oh God I'm sorry, the wife found out and I could't leave the kids

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:35, archived)

you mean nothing to me....

I only bought a single ticket as well.... HOW DO I GET HOME YOU CRAZY BASTARD????

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:37, archived)

It's a ghost train you plank.

Just stay on it until you get back to the turnstile.

Sorry Mummy!

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:44, archived)

But I'm not THAT tall!

*cripes*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:47, archived)

Draw my fox cyborg soldier with tits with Moggy's voluptuous mole drill sergeant. With tits.

Because I was asked to, and it seems likely that I'll probably lose interest half way through.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:26, archived)

With tits

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:26, archived)

No other way.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:28, archived)

Thanks always ^^

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:00, archived)

A sexy set of Matryoshka dolls, all fitting inside one another, the filthy whores

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:26, archived)

^this

with tits

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:33, archived)

"Auto-sexual asphyixiation leading to cardiac arrest," says Doctor Barnaby,

who Doctor Curran has always considered to be a total cunt.
Curran says nothing, but Barnaby will not be deterred. Barnaby sits at the nurses station, feet up. Curran is trying to ignore Barnaby by pretending to examine a set of lab results.
"When the paramedics got to him, he had this rubber monkey mask on his head, right? Only the chap had it on backwards so he couldn't breathe and then there was a rather fetching woman came in with him, clearly not his wife."
He leans toward Curran, smile suddenly lewd, "And they said when they got there he had a massive cob-on. They couldn't get him out from under the desk at first, it had him trapped there, like a gate latch."
He sits back again, satisfied.
"The best bit was when his wife came in."
Curran doesn't want to play this game. Barnaby, however, loves hospital gossip and will not be satisfied until Curran reciprocates. So he tells Barnaby about the yoghurt woman from the day before, to Barnaby's clear delight.
"So what did you do?"
"I told her to take a few weeks off work and do her grocery shopping online instead." Barnaby finds this amusing and suggests they go to the roof, where they can spy on the nurses smoking out by the industrial waste disposal unit.
The roof is off-limits to everyone, but Barnaby discovered the alarm could be disabled with a tongue depressor and Curran had to admit it was a good place to hide. But today when they get to the roof, the door is wide open. Curran stops, half on the top step, so that Barnaby collides with his back, swearing softly in the half-light of the access stairwell. With theatrical care, they creep up to the doorway and peer out onto the open flat roof. The muted sounds of the hospital atrium and the car park drift up to them above the whirr of the big air conditioning stacks.
Curran wants to go back, but Barnaby won't let him.
"Fuck this." says Barnaby, pushing past and out onto the roof.
The door swings shut, fast, slamming Curran in the forehead and sending him tumbling down the stairs and into unconciousness. When he comes round two days later he is in a hospital bed in a ward he shares with a comatose truck driver, one of several victims of a recent, terrible road traffic accident out on the bypass. The juicy hospital gossip is that after the roof alarm was tripped, security sauntered up the access stairwell to find junior doctor Curran bleeding and concussed. Barnaby was found some time later. He had been dragged behind the air conditioning stacks, dead from a precise stab wound to the left eye. Carved into his naked back were the words 'NEVER FORGIVE'. His clothes were never found.
Curran thinks it is probably something Barnaby would have found very entertaining indeed.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:26, archived)

you're a fast typer ;)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:27, archived)

He's gonna need a bigger canvas

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:28, archived)

The intrigue continues!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:41, archived)

Big fan

Click.

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:00, archived)

You're an internet Charles Dickens

/constant reader

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fuscous, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:14, archived)

Smallbrainfield and Wasp Box jizzing amazing stories at each other.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:27, archived)

It's a veritable spaff rainbow of literary manmilk when JollyJack posts.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:31, archived)

Whilst Jack hides behind a tree

weeping quitely and rubbing his perineum with a pine cone

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:45, archived)

Whilst behind another tree Moggy is observing him silently and soaking a cloth in

chloroform.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:11, archived)

while wanking

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:13, archived)

James Bond, cunningly disguised as someone with Weetabix stuck to his eyebrows

and sneaking into a secret underground laboratory where he meets strange animal/human hybrids.

That have boobies.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:27, archived)

You Only Live Thrice

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:30, archived)

Yay!

That was quick. So quick, it went back in time!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:42, archived)

a fat man wanking over yiff porn

or something that Happytoast can turn into a fat man wanking over yiff porn :D

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:28, archived)

I retired from that, emvee does those now

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:31, archived)

Ah cool

I do enjoy the fat man wanking pics :D

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:33, archived)

not quite as good as yours though

Emvee's strokes are too shallow. Not vigorous enough

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:35, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10708974

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:41, archived)

*sobs*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:49, archived)

y j
~~porn~~ lemons

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:32, archived)

Yiff porn!

indeed
b3ta.com/board/10710719

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:32, archived)

Your own

conclusions

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splorp ®, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:28, archived)

Jeremy Irons

is having the wrinkles pressed out of his clothes by Ted Hughes' robot, while he sits waving a five iron, listening to a mix of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida and Bob Marley, and watching Iron Man on television whilst casually flicking through a book of Margaret Thatcher's memoirs. Also, he's doing all of this ironically.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:28, archived)

something less half arsed and thread wasting than this ;)

why not do two pics, then save one to post tomorrow when you want to ask us what to draw again?
For today - A cookie seller leaning out of her cookie booth in a saucy manner
For tomorrow - a robot giraffe shooting a zombie hippo with his frickinlazoreyes!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:29, archived)

you don't like the happy sun guy that I drew?

i has a sad.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:32, archived)

If he gets really irate he might add you to his ignore list in a couple of years time.

pfft.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:24, archived)

Does it get lonely out there on that pedestal?

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:54, archived)

Kratos from God of War flying an Apache helicopter, attacking a Russian ice fortress

whilst Slash rides a dragon, whilst playing a cover version of the Playdays theme, whilst taking swigs from a big bottle of Jack Daniels.

The Apache has tits. MASSIVE tits. With a tattoo of an owl.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:31, archived)

FUCK YES

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:37, archived)

*sigh*

Wait. I tired.

Inspired by nintendo.wikia.com/wiki/Tropical_Fish

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:31, archived)

I like the

pink cat

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splorp ®, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:34, archived)

She is Piddles. :D

jollyjack.deviantart.com/art/Piddles-103842313

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:36, archived)

I once ran

a web site featuring badly drawn cats called tiddles.co.uk which is a fairly similar name.
I'm not sure why I'm telling you this.
Possibly just on the off chance anyone might be interested.

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splorp ®, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:41, archived)

........Heh?

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:45, archived)

I have a similar reaction

to slightly dull anecdotes too, so you're not alone in your indifference.

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splorp ®, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:50, archived)

I was driving in Stockport a few days ago and saw Eddie Large

true story

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:58, archived)

I once got off a ferris wheel

at Newbury Fair circa 1994 and Keith Chegwin was standing by the entrance.

True story too.

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splorp ®, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:04, archived)

I was in New York about twelve years ago when someone decided to crash a plane into a building

a few days before I witnessed james maynard keenan from Tool telling a homeless guy to "go fuck yourself"

I'm not saying the events are related but they could be

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:08, archived)

I once owned

a cat named "Tiddles."
It's a small world.

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Shlvng, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:47, archived)

Hmm

*confused*

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:48, archived)

Jus' shooting the breeze

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Shlvng, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:54, archived)

Ain't that

the truth?

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splorp ®, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:49, archived)

our neighbour is a cat lady and has lots of cats

one of them is called Ginger but she has an accent and it sounds like she is shouting Ninja out of the door at night to call it in

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:00, archived)

You should give her a cat named Jiggers.

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Shlvng, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:11, archived)

I live in Buxton

That might go down quite well

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:16, archived)

Racist.

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Shlvng, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:21, archived)

Milky bar cracker

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:28, archived)

Lion bar on wholewheat.

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Shlvng, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:22, archived)

Looks like a fish has ended up in the TV, too

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:35, archived)

that gobshite

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:51, archived)

"POPCORN"

Come and get your lovely Popcorn... Get it while it's hot... Perfect for the upcoming entertainment.... £1.50 a box.... Popcorn, come and get your lovely Popcorn..."!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:36, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:38, archived)

It comes unpopped, but the likely influx of hot air should soon get it going.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:40, archived)

If anyone's interested, I can provide you a popcorn 'dressing' that is sort of half butter, half salt. Though I can only distribute it once every 15 minutes or so.

Form an orderly queue in the lobby please.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:45, archived)

Hang on, the pump's not working.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:48, archived)

Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop freebasing Viagra.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:51, archived)

The reset button is located in a hole around the back.

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Shlvng, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:57, archived)

If you're lucky, you get a free unwrapped Aero when you press it.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:05, archived)

haha

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:05, archived)

you should post this every hour

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:47, archived)

I hate the act is like a stalker.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:50, archived)

s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/90610/1331105319/tropicalRoystenb.jpg

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:07, archived)

Don't say such thing, Even if I just posted it before.

Don't overreaction.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:35, archived)

Scroll down...v....it's on the same page.

Your act is getting old....fast!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:38, archived)

and we can look forward to seeing it another 5 times this week

*probably

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:42, archived)

And all this Passive/Aggressive bullshit drama along with it.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:46, archived)

^this

with tits

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:52, archived)

When did b3ta get so unpleasant

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:54, archived)

5 months 26 days ago.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:39, archived)

well as long as we have an exact date

that's ok

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:59, archived)

Again. Don't overreaction.

I already saw it!!

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:30, archived)

SO DID WE!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:41, archived)

until someone fucking cares

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:50, archived)

^this

with tits

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:51, archived)

I thought she did.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:51, archived)

Thanks for the popcorn!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:10, archived)

John Prescott angrily bashing one out to Lithuanian porno

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:32, archived)

jack lemon hi-jacking a lemon party, while jacking off in a lemon.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:32, archived)

a desperate and horny otter contemplating fucking a bagel

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:33, archived)

Draw me

I'm a slightly chubby man wanking as I type

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:34, archived)

covered in sewage and wearing a hood

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:40, archived)

A bit like the Hunter from Left 4 Dead, if he worked in the sewers?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:42, archived)

well, moggy did make the L4D connection when paul p posted a picture of himself doing 'the sorcerers apprentice' in a sewer the other day.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:45, archived)

Huh... I didn't know L4D was that big in Japan. But hey, what do I know...

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:48, archived)

I shopped it a bit and now a band are having it as the cover for their next album

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:53, archived)

"THE MYSTERY OF THE BALLMASTER"

By "Hitler's knee scabs"

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:55, archived)

Nice :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:57, archived)

how about a sunflower and 'Plankton' from Sponge Bob Square Pants having a witty exchange

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:36, archived)

a 45 year old man in cirencester pretending to be a japanese school girl.

For some reason

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:38, archived)

I hope he don't accept this request.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)

Ha ha ha

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:05, archived)

Mohammed

With tits.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:38, archived)

I changed my mind

...something veiny -- anything!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:39, archived)

A middle-aged baglady is caught in a torrential rain shower

and hurries quickly to the shelter afforded by the archway under the abandoned railway near the canal. Once there, relieved to be out of the rain, she slowly begins to strip off her layers of sodden clothing, eventually getting down to a set of almost new looking red skimpy bra and panties. She is amazingly fit for someone living on the street and has a full pair of firm breasts any woman would be proud of.
She removes the bra and is pulling down the panties when a dark figure steps out of the shadows, chuckling and holding his long, hard cock, tugging on it gently back and forth, back and forth.
As his face comes into view, the voluptuous trampess realises it is none other than Sinatra himself and she falls to her knees and starts sucking hungrily at his helmet.
Sammie Davis Junior watches from behind a buckled shopping trolley, cursing his luck and using a soggy roll-up to attempt to burn his scrotum.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:40, archived)

Dean Martin is submerged in the canal, seeing if he can shoot his bolt

before he has to come up for air.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:45, archived)

Whilst John Rhys Davies tries to tape used teabags with nipples drawn on to a cat's chest.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:46, archived)

nobody tosses a dwarf

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:53, archived)

A large pike is eyeing up his todger

and thinking about lunch

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:47, archived)

Luckily, Peter Lawford

is an expert spear fisherman. Unluckily for Dean, Peter has found a bag of glue under the canal bridge and is rolling around in tramp-filth and needles whilst hallucinating Doris Day is hitting his hind quarters with a candy-cane walking stick. He has a massive hard-on.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:18, archived)

having read sinatra's memoir

this event actually happend.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:47, archived)

GenuLOL

Haha - whatever folks think of JJ's daily doodle requests, it dunt arf bring up some LOLsome suggestions

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:47, archived)

While sweet fuckjazz played in the background

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:04, archived)

Sean Penn

in leather boots, dearly holding a giant dead pig head.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:41, archived)

Shakespeare with a fountain pen up his arse, attempting to write a book.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:43, archived)

Which way up would the fountain pen be?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)

Sideways.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:04, archived)

A large speechbubble, containing the words
"I'm saddened that no-one seems to take these seriously. A talented professional illustrator offering to draw any weird fetish that comes to mind, absolutely free of charge, and all people do is make facetious suggestions."
Also, the speech bubble has breasts.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:47, archived)

:-D

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:49, archived)

Terry Wogan shitting into Dusty Bin whilst Rod Hull looks on...

...through a sniper scope.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:49, archived)

Meanwhile, Mr Blobby admits himself to the clinic to sort out the cancerous spots that riddle his body

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:53, archived)

I would say my childhood is dead

but Mr Blobby scared the shit out of me, so it goes hand in hand, really.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:59, archived)

from the old days:

www.b3ta.com/board/5837722

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:07, archived)

HA HA HA HA FUCKING HELL!

The most I've got is this.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:10, archived)

A gastroenteritis outbreak at a battery pig farm.

With tits

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:50, archived)

Sharon Stone, painted green, vacuum packed with a copy of the racing post sticking out of her bum

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:51, archived)

I could suggest something

But it won't get picked. Guess I'm not creative/wacky enough, right?

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:51, archived)

^reverse psychology

with tits

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:57, archived)

Heston Blumenthal with tits

making a cake with science tits

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:52, archived)

science tits - best of all the tits

Apart from maybe space tits.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:56, archived)

Mmmmm

zero gravity tits

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fuscous, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:22, archived)

Claire Danes

with tits

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:55, archived)

Bungle having a Vietnam flashback.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:56, archived)

Sergeant Grumbles!

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:03, archived)

The stench of burned fur and whimsy blackened the sky... blackened our souls...

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:05, archived)

New strips???!!?!?!?!

Best day ever!

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:07, archived)

With tits

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:03, archived)

Or Vietnam having a Bungle flashback

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:04, archived)

Sheeeiiit... a whole nation with Rainbow PTSD... hey, it could happen!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:08, archived)

a self-righteous b3tan, on a high horse

complaining about lack of hummus on /board
whilst supplying none of his own.
with tits

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:01, archived)

Spider and scorpion! :D

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ClanSoul, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:05, archived)

The girl on a certain Manchester megastore checkout desk

With tits, obviously

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:06, archived)

A self-righteous b3tan, on a high horse

calling people racists for daring to criticise someone who's not white and English

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:08, archived)

^ with tits

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:31, archived)

Tits are implied in every JJ drawing request nowadays

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:33, archived)

Nowadays?

Time in memorium (I don't know how to spell that)

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:45, archived)

space cow

big udders

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:17, archived)

yes!

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:21, archived)

on of the masters of Style, Class, and Pimpin

Anthony Hopkins
collider.com/wp-content/uploads/Sir-Anthony-Hopkins-5.jpg
www.celebritypicnic.com/celebrities/anthony-hopkins/anthony-hopkins_8.jpg
images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/7700000/Anthony-Hopkins-as-Hannibal-Lecter-hannibal-lecter-7759891-304-380.jpg

Sean Connery
filmcrithulk.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/sean-connery8.jpg
www.heyuguys.co.uk/images/2010/08/Sean-Connery.jpg
www.legionofwoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/SeanConnery.jpg

Raul Julia
www.movieautographsww.com/images/RAUL-JULIA-02.jpg
i2.listal.com/image/39002/600full-raul-julia.jpg

(rpx, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:57, archived)

Cool !!

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:23, archived)

k thnx bai

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:58, archived)

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