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[challenge entry] extreme stretch
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
What a look of 'glee'! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:53, archived)
# I fucking love stretching!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Oh...................fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 19:36, archived)
# To celebrate...
...Francis Maude's role in raising Britain's Stupid People Nearly Burning To Death In Kitchen Fires statistics, I present this souvenir T-shirt:

(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:38, archived)
# What, you mean
NO FUCKING ROLE AT ALL?

b3ta.com/links/I_wonder_if_Francis_Maude_will_deign_to_comment_on_this
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:39, archived)
# I heard on the radio she was decanting using a jar
dear fucking god, a jar, in a kitchen.

It's a horrible thing but a little fucking sense of "explody thing may explode" might have helped here.

Oh well, at least it might help a few folks realise the potential danger of fuel/air mixtures in enclosed spaces(it wont't, but one can hope).
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:22, archived)
# The fact that...
...she is clearly a fucking idiot (as I noted when I posted the image, i.e. "Britain's Stupid People Nearly Burning To Death In Kitchen Fires statistics") doesn't absolve greasy cunt Maude from his responsibility in giving out cretinous scaremongering advice in the first place. Or, to put it more simply: Cunt + Fuckwit = Mess
(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:23, archived)
# I agree
If Maude had said anything at all about keeping fuel in the house or decanting it or, indeed, done anything other than tell people that they really shouldn't be panic buying, then maybe this would be relevant.

Since he did not, it is not.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:28, archived)
# So if Maude had kept his big gob shut...
..she would still have been there in her kitchen decanting petrol, would she? There isn't - in your mind - even the slightest connection between a government cynically manipulating public fear and (admittedly stupid) members of that public then doing stupid things out of fear?
(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:44, archived)
# What he said and what was reported are not the same thing.
As well as this, a connection is not blame.

If I had not been at the quay Victor Greenwood would not have had the same audience and may not have tried to swim across and drowned as I tried to save him.

I am in no way to blame for his actions.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:46, archived)
# God I'm bored...
All we ever get from you is an ever more bizarre defence of Maude as if you're his abandoned lovechild; "Look, daddy, look how I'm defending you! Please love me, daddy, please don't go away again!" *sob*
(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:49, archived)
# How rare
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:52, archived)
# Darwin award
On standby
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:39, archived)
# She has a
daughter.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:44, archived)
# I'm all for anything that thins the unthinking masses
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:41, archived)
# I feel a bit sorry for her, everyone calling her the stupidist etc etc
I can't recall how many times burns were related to igniting fuel vapour. It's more about education than stupidity
just check out how many videos there are on youtube of people blowing themselves up
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:51, archived)
# I think Francis should walk
he's been exposed as a scaremonger and someone has died.

This whole petrol thing is a farce and the cynic in me suspects that as it's the end of the financial year, this is a last ditch attempt by the government at trying to fudge the yearly figures, transforming Gideon into boy wonder.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Ed Balls says it was a tactic to distract from the donation scandal, I'm inclined to agree
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Ah yes,
it seems to have worked well..
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:18, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:05, archived)
# Wait, she died?
I haven't read this anywhere, got a link?

Yes, scaring people into panic-buying is fucking ridiculous, and he needs to be called out on it, but it isn't a life-threateningly irresponsible act in the same way that careless handling of a very flammable substance is life-threateningly irresponsible.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:18, archived)
# If you read what he actually said
instead of the short excerpt which was published, he is not responsible at all.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:20, archived)
# I give up
I walk to work, so fuck the whole thing
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:31, archived)
# He just did not say 'panic buy'
he said 'dso not panic buy' and the media were utterly irresponsible.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:47, archived)
# Drivel
Poor reporting is all that happened. This is fuck all to do with him and it is just idiocy to keep our cabinet on the basis of how good they are at popularity contests instead of merit.

He is in no way culpable for the fact that this woman decanted petrol next to her lit cooker, which she stockpiled after reading a quote printed out of context. In no way at all.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:19, archived)
# fair enough on both accounts
but he is still guilty of scaremongering and should go for that IMHO.

And no, she didn't die, I've only had half an eye on the news today
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:44, archived)
# No he is not.
He did not scaremonger, in fact quite the contrary. He said, in response to specific questioning, that there was no need to panic, that no strike was scheduled and that anything beyond filling up the tank or having some in the garage was unnecessary.

It was reported as him saying that everyone should fill up their tanks and fill their garage with petrol, but that does not make it true that he said that.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:49, archived)
# Interesting...
...how our esteemed Prime Minister himself said that '...a bit of petrol panic may be no bad thing' last Tuesday:
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2123444/Fuel-panic-good-said-PM-told-Ministers-held-ransom-tanker-drivers.html#ixzz1qlvgtz2G

So the fact that even the Prime Minister explicitly stated that a 'petrol panic' would be the obvious (and desirable) outcome of his government's policies is in no way connected with anything that happens as a result of people, er, panicking over petrol? FFS...

Note also the usual Cameron Denial Followed By Belated Confirmation:

Asked if the Prime Minister had said ‘a bit of petrol panic may be no bad thing’, a Downing Street spokesman initially said he had ‘no recollection’ of any such remark, before denying the comment was made.

However, Cabinet sources told The Mail on Sunday Mr Cameron did make the comment.
(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Sun 1 Apr 2012, 9:58, archived)
# No-one has fucking died
Stop blowing this out of all proportion to fit your political agenda.
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Woman pours petrol from one container to another in a kitchen with an active gas cooker.
Francis Maude didn't make this lady a dribbling idiot or tell her to attempt any of the above.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:07, archived)
# What she said.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:14, archived)
# ^^^^
This
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:18, archived)
[challenge entry] extreme playmobil
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:23, archived)
# huzzah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:25, archived)
# This is totally what I spent much of my childhood trying to perfect with my toys.
Well, that, setting fire to them, making them paracutes and catapulting them onto the roof.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:32, archived)
# i remember my tonka truck being almost indestructable
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:57, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:43, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:58, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm not allowed to show children my white water in real life...
...so thank goodness for b3ta!

Enlarge
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:18, archived)
# hahaa :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:53, archived)
# hehe
thats a goodun, sir
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:00, archived)
# faster, FASTER !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:27, archived)
#
Hahaha! 8D
(Darth Tim, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 19:01, archived)
# Irresponsible parents
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 19:59, archived)
#
Girl pool in a whirl pool?
(I helped save b3ta! B3tan Housewife, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 13:21, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Grrrrrrrrrrr!


Click for bigger (138 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Just doing their job during the day, surely?
Unless there's a steel band hiding in the back of the truck.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:55, archived)
# I had you on ignore and I don't remember why
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:03, archived)
#
moi?
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:06, archived)
# no the guy stood behind you
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:19, archived)
# I do
And I've never forgiven him for it
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:08, archived)
# They're foreign
so I can't hear them from here...
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:03, archived)
# oh yeah that was it
The casual racism
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:04, archived)
# the best kind of racism
apart from the upfront and in your face racism, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Tigger please
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:19, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:31, archived)
# begging for botty love again?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:04, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 17:59, archived)
# What the fuck has happened to his face?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:03, archived)
# Spores
Spores from the over-priced artisanal mushrooms they're delivering.
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Who's Arti, and why is he parting so easily with his rectal fungi?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:09, archived)
# lesser known facts
Arti was a pioneer in the emerging field of Mycology in the 18th century. Due to a rare and exotic condition he unfortunately managed to cultivate a colony of fungi in his rectum, and is believed to have coined the term "toadstool".
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:17, archived)
# LIES
'Toadstool' originates from the 15th Century, from the first observation of a mutant strain of amphibian with opposable thumbs, who were using crude clubs to batter each other senseless
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:22, archived)
# Sadly,
A mere prank executed by Arti subsequent to his invention of the time machine on a long Easter weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:27, archived)
# has the person on the poster in the background got an erection?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:01, archived)
# a rubbish pregancy
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:06, archived)
#

Also: anyone want to join my (geeky, naive and slightly rubbish) campaign? :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Hello Jack
I'd love to join your campaign but have never heard of the bloke . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:41, archived)
# He makes terrible films based on beloved franchises.

..........he also eats babies.......I heard.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:44, archived)
# hmmm
Transformers . . . beloved . . . mebbe that's why I never heard of him


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:17, archived)
# Uwe Boll?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:53, archived)
#
Ha ha! Your voice man, do you gargle with oysters? Or gravy?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Oysters?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Your voice suggests you gargle with them.
You should do adverts for chocolate and accident claims lawyers with a voice like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Do you consider the gargling of oysters to be moral, and the gargling of gravy to be immoral?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Boycott Bay sounds like a whimsical coastal town.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:47, archived)
# This isn't John Goodman threatening to murder his house
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:49, archived)
# So to be an ACTIVE member of your campaign
all I have to do is not go to to the cinema to see TMNT and not buy their food ? I'm on it !
I wish more campaigns were this simple.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:53, archived)
# Hell, I'd have done that anyway.
There's no way I'm letting that vacuous piss-ant have any of my money.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:00, archived)
# He's a mean spirited fellow
You know Squirrels can't resist a shiny penny on the road.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:01, archived)
# especially half naked squits
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Roadkill with tits
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)
# bindun
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:04, archived)
# I agree it. I'll join.
You would be surprised.
But I think to not bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:16, archived)
# you have an evil laugh :)

*twiddles dastardly mustache*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:35, archived)
# And Mr JJ you also sound like Stephen Fry
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:42, archived)
# Flight of the Level 47 Bumble Bee
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Tough crowd
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:09, archived)
# Sorry, we were all at lunch
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:12, archived)
# i'm quietly rissing
but i wasn't going to say anything, in an attempt to hide my stupidity/ignorance
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Skyrim poster
Rimsky-Korsakov the composer.

I had a bit of a composer spazz earlier, but I'm OK now thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:33, archived)
# I hear he used to be quite a good composer...
until that fateful arrow in the knee.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Monster Duck
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:31, archived)
# woo
from me
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:43, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Well,
I think that is awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:01, archived)
# i like it too
i'm going to click 'i like this'
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:29, archived)
#
I would pay a lot of money to see this happen
(I helped save b3ta! B3tan Housewife, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Kneel before me, or I'll stand on your 'wee wee'
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:28, archived)
# I now have an urge to buy petrol
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:30, archived)
# Your urge to buy petrol has given me an urge to store petrol.
But where should I store it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:32, archived)
# the kitchen seems like a good place
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:37, archived)
# That's a good idea, there are lots of bowls and pans and cups and things.
Perfect for storing liquids like petrol. Thanks man!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:46, archived)
# and while you pour the petrol out you can do a bacon butty
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:01, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:27, archived)
# i keep scroling up and down the page to see what's happening
and i keep seeing this.
i want you to know it's freaking the shit out of me
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Really nice shoppage.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:51, archived)
# WOO!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:52, archived)
# he really is a creepy fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:53, archived)
# ^What fatgirl said^
Looks like an office sex case.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:54, archived)
# Ha ha, Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:00, archived)
# That is a fucking horror to behold.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:03, archived)
# RIP in ar harts
a tru ledgend
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:05, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 19:42, archived)
# Really nicely done.
Have some Wensleydale.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Let off some steam, Eddie!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:04, archived)
# he looks like he wants to break free
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:06, archived)
# outstanding
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:07, archived)
# RPF FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:08, archived)
# Come on then, Hatmiester!
I challenge you thus!

Let's see what you're made of...



Composer-based punwagon HO!
.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:29, archived)
# I am on it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:32, archived)
# Mozart:
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:47, archived)
# I see the joke was done already
I am sorry, it took me 15 minutes to draw it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:48, archived)
# nice drawing
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:54, archived)
# I hate morrisey
the smug cockweasel.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:56, archived)
# Me too, I was working at a festival where he was playing.
the level of bullshit required to deal with him was ridiculous - all of his "people" were asswipes.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:10, archived)
# if i may then
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:50, archived)
# ha ha
IN YOUR FACE
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:35, archived)
# Looks like the ginger Fuhrer to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:48, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:37, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:52, archived)
# More

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:07, archived)
# This sort of animation turns me on...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:35, archived)
# arf !

(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:10, archived)
# you don't wanna go there, man :P
...and just a word of caution -- everyone knows that Arnold Schwartzenegger pronounces 'back' like 'bach' :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:43, archived)
# :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Spending warm Summer days, indoors
painting frightening ferns...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:47, archived)
# Oh piss!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:47, archived)
# Your pic is true arts!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Jokes are better than
something.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Beethoven's 5th
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:46, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha
That's spot on.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:01, archived)
# *Genteel applause*
(Styvnn Grumbles, fumbles, stumbles and mumbles, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:17, archived)
# Eee's Brahms & Liszt!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:00, archived)
# no, that's liszt
this is brahms
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Excellent!
Clicked =D
(I helped save b3ta! Krakapotl picks a pot of cracker petal potholes, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:31, archived)
# James May given up on the shirts then?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:13, archived)
# *joins in*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:15, archived)
# Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Krakapotl picks a pot of cracker petal potholes, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:32, archived)
# I am really very sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:56, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:59, archived)
# *groans*

*spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:00, archived)
# :D YAY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:06, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
We're gonna need a bigger spang.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:02, archived)
# *ponders*
How about this
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:08, archived)
# I'm still not closing the beaches, Brody.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:22, archived)
# aww hell naw!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:06, archived)
# Haha damn
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:06, archived)
# Antonio Wivaldi
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:09, archived)
# very good!
...better than this. I never knew if there was supposed to be some kind of connection;
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Used to be a favourite practical joke
Set the keyboard type to Left-handed Dvorak and watch the ensuing confusion :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:15, archived)
# you're a bit of a dick. ha ha ha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 20:44, archived)
# The inventor was called Dvorak
and he was distantly related to the (Antonin) Dvorak.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 18:02, archived)
# was he a Dutch Inventor® ?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 20:38, archived)
# Nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:19, archived)
# Good afternoon and fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:18, archived)
# Henry doesnt seem too pleased being so far back in the race
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:23, archived)
# He left his bag at the start line.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Arfnoon and WOO sir!
\O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:26, archived)
# Beautiful.
*wipes away tear*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:45, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:07, archived)
# FULL OF JOY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:27, archived)
# Freebase, Flanbase, Beattie wearing a fez? Can life get any better?
I submit that it cannot!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:54, archived)
# This wins the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 19:44, archived)
# So polite...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:10, archived)
# hahaha! needs googly eyes though
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:10, archived)
# So polite
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:11, archived)
# *offers the camel a breath mint*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Hope they taught him spitting is rude.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:16, archived)
# At least he's not annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:18, archived)
# Yup.
I'd say Spencer the camel is finished for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:33, archived)
# arf!
wait, I've seen this before
i63.photobucket.com/albums/h139/roippi/i-am-a-flying-camel.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:37, archived)
# Rather.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:20, archived)
#

Click for 400+ more thingies.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:08, archived)
# She looks so pleased.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:09, archived)
# Hahaha

nicely shopped

is that movie still keeping people busy then?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:10, archived)
# it has gone from book, to movie, to religion
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:14, archived)
# I think there's the second part of the final book still yet to come out.
But then it will be over. Probably. Until she wants to make more money.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:18, archived)
# According to the internet,
Kristen Stewart only has one expression.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:17, archived)
# We can change this
we have the technology.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:18, archived)
# are you claiming that this image was photoshopped?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:19, archived)
# Possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:24, archived)
# SCANDALOUS! I'll see you down in Courts!
To buy a sofa.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:29, archived)
# Courts went bust about five years ago, I think.
Tell you what, name your out of town retail park and we'll do the lot, then we can go to Frankie and Bennys.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:32, archived)
# World of Leather it is.
Let's ask them where the bondage gear is and act like we understand the need for pretending it doesn't exist when they deny knowing about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:43, archived)
# You have to ask for 'the packing room'.
A discreet tenner in the pocket of the manager guarantees access, though not on weekends as it's where they put the bouncy castle.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:05, archived)
# Crisis over?


Click for bigger (142 kb)
(blauber fortigeek, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:44, archived)
# that samcam's fashion sense gets more outlandish by the day
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:53, archived)
# I'm shocked and apalled by the huge queues outside... erm... err...
Where the fuck do you buy jerry-cans from anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Haha! Look at his tiny jerry....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:59, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:17, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry] I used to spend hours playing this.
(I helped save b3ta! Where's Alberto Living the nightmare., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:38, archived)
# Ker-Splosh!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:39, archived)
# hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:46, archived)
# hours?
i bet your feet and hands got really wrinkly
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:50, archived)
# Yes. I still look like a prune.
(I helped save b3ta! Where's Alberto Living the nightmare., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:52, archived)
# hours setting it up more like.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:52, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:49, archived)
# *obligatory Moggy-related comment*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:50, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:46, archived)
# What the...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:51, archived)
# ^this^
by the truck load.

WHAT THE???
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:55, archived)
# One of the 3 characters in the above image is not a legal professional.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:51, archived)
# this is what i see whenever i close my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:54, archived)
# Discomeats is making sex toys now?
GOD HELP US ALL
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:05, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:11, archived)
# You know you want one...

:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:12, archived)
# In the words of HRH Liz 2:
"What the shuddering FUCK?!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:12, archived)
# Exactly. A shuddering fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:13, archived)
# oh!
I thought I accidentally clicked on one of my tumblr.com bookmarks :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:20, archived)
# ^_^'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:22, archived)
# ~.~;;
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:55, archived)
# ARTBASE
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:29, archived)
# This is what happens when one runs with scissors.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:38, archived)
# too much curry
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:43, archived)
# i want this animated image projected on the walls of every place I go today
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:50, archived)
# The dangers of over-masturbating
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:09, archived)
# The Sue Perkin is gonna get you
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:41, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:16, archived)
# What the what?
What?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:55, archived)
# Bindun?
(bezlightyear, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:33, archived)
# yup well that's pretty much spot on
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:35, archived)
#
Gary Oldman Bill Nighy
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:38, archived)
# I see your Bill Nighy and raise you
Gary Oldman John Major
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:41, archived)
#
John Major David Caruso
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:45, archived)
# The Grey Knight Actually: Miami
Coming soon to a medium-sized screen near you
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:49, archived)
# OAPs and women scorn go free.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:52, archived)
# hahaha
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:41, archived)
# I can't quite believe that his sister is Mo in Eastenders
One of those ones where you're sure someone is trolling you, then you STILL don't believe it.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:09, archived)
# Gary Numan's largely overlooked work of the last decade is often quite brilliant
And he is a treat live.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:23, archived)
# But he WILL insist on going on about Marilyn Manson in interviews :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:25, archived)
# I don't often read interviews
people are always a disappointment.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:26, archived)
# He pops up every now and again here in Manchester.
I keep meaning to go along to a gig, but never quite summon up the will.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:35, archived)
# Looks like Cash Converters don't have a sense of humour...

(Cats4Gold, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:11, archived)
# TL
DR
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:12, archived)
# I did actually.
Now I say that you should reply thusly:

THHRRRUUUUPP!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:13, archived)
# What are you talking about? There's only one letter!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:26, archived)
# Thus spoke the modern age
Too... many.... WORDS!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:30, archived)
# TLDR
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:44, archived)
# T
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:17, archived)
# I don't know
they did say "no pun intended"!

Edit/ they're also keen to point out they do have a sense of humour... which is a bit like saying, "I'm not racist but..."
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:13, archived)
# No pun intended? Bollocks, they were banking on that one!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:14, archived)
#
So, am I in the shit or are they chancing their arm? I did check and there's no trademark against their logo.
(Cats4Gold, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:14, archived)
# Quick! Get yours trademarked
Then fuck them for infringement.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:18, archived)
# haha this ^
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:20, archived)
# that >
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:37, archived)
# < The other
But yes, do this. Do it now.
(Angus Prune, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Actually, this might be the right thing to do!
Their last registered logo was the one here: www.ipo.gov.uk/domestic?domesticnum=1537753
and it has expired. I can't find any record of registration of the logo. If they register it now, I suspect you could easily show that you had been using your logo before they started using registered theirs, and although you probably couldn't get away with claiming that they copied or infringed yours, it might severely clip their toenails.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:42, archived)
# nicey done!
it seems that their current logo was never trade marked, so fuck 'em
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:40, archived)
# Do you get a lot of page views?
You could do a deal with them on a "Looking for cashconverters? click here" link.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:20, archived)
# Well, I'm not a legal professional
so all I can really do is just strip naked and roll around the floor.


*strips naked*

*rolls about*

OH MAN! Best feeling ever!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:21, archived)
# If only everyone who isn't a legal professional had this kind of sense
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:26, archived)
# Indeed, the world would be a happier more rolled upon place.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:27, archived)
# Fortunately, whilst I am not a legal professional
whilst I am not a legal professionalall I can do is film people rolling around on the floor having first stripped naked

*filums*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:26, archived)
# Interestingly enough I am
actually a legal professional (no, really) who specialises in this sort of thing (I usually write these sorts of letters (though my ones are much, much better)). Despite this all I can do is also film people rolling around on the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:33, archived)
# This shall also be my defence in court should the situation arise
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:46, archived)
# No!
Use the 'Chewbacca' defence. Never fails.
(I helped save b3ta! Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:15, archived)
# You just reply to the extent that this is a load of old twaddle, that you did not infringe any trademark
and that the parody exists for humour only.

Tell them that, if they want, you will add a link to the real store, but that you have taken advice and do not feel that there is any case to answer here.

Then strip naked and roll on the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:56, archived)
# ^ all of this ^
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:00, archived)
# Alan Smeath & Co doesn't have a website.
Perhaps you could make one on their behalf....
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:15, archived)
# They do own the domain though
But I'd buy AlanSmeath.org or similar and just stick a pic of a naked old man on it? Then say I'll redirect the site to my other domain?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:17, archived)
# You create feline-themed punning websites aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:15, archived)
# Hahaha
I hadn't seen catconverters before. Jolly nice. And as a layperson I would say only the logo is an potential infringement, as other than that it is very dissimilar.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:17, archived)
# hmm
I do not own a cat, but wish to alter my mustache in some fashion. Has anyone happened upon tashconverters.com yet?
(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:37, archived)
# SRS BSNS
I love the way any old shit is called intellectual property these days.


fuckfest

Omg, I just did an intellectual property!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:20, archived)
# Dear Alan
Please learn the correct use of the reflexive pronoun. Only then will myself be able to take yourself seriouslyself.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:21, archived)
# the entire letter is badly worded
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:43, archived)
# I think your reply should be...
I refer you to the reply given in the case Arkell vs Pressdram (1971).
Look it up, it's a beaut! I've used that reference on two occasions and both times the other side hasn't bothered to reply or pursue their case.

YMMV
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:25, archived)
# ^This^
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:42, archived)
# Hurrah!
One of the few opening responses widely known by heart to most solicitors.
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:20, archived)
# tell them that the cash converters logo is piss poor
and that it's time they rebranded
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:30, archived)
# mos def this ^
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:59, archived)
# I've just designed a new one, absolutely FREE OF CHARGE
absolutely FREE OF CHARGEHopefully this will pacify the solicitors a little feel free to forward this on to them


(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:14, archived)
# I don't know why this isn't their logo
2media.nowpublic.net/images//4a/95/4a95ad79210650e23b0f287c1651794c.jpg
(~6, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Get the Ford man, demand a Bronco for race-observation purposes
... photos? ... Lacerda/call ... why not a helicopter? ... Get on the phone, lean on the fuckers ... heaving yelling.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:36, archived)
# ^ Only sensible solution
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:41, archived)
# Surely the fact that they themselves have acknowledged that it's just a humourous jape in the first place stands in your favour?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:56, archived)
# just change the logo, i'm sure Pimp my snack did just that and got around MTV's request about infringment.
perhaps a disclaimer on the site saying you are in no wat affiliated to cashconverters or any of their subsidary company and any likeness in the style of the website is purely coincidental.

also state that you are no way involved with the supply of catalytic converters either.

and then make a website for the solicitors as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:02, archived)
# Sounds like sage advice to me
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Empty threat I'd say
But make a new logo to be safe and ignore?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:18, archived)
# Be polite and tell them to
please go cunt themselves in the fuck
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:19, archived)
# They're nothing alike
Despite the cat one being a parody which is allowed under fair use.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:05, archived)
# "Fair use" is a US thing
We don't have it in the UK
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Are they...
...taking the piss? No, silly me, they're lawyers... Maybe if everyone on b3ta went all guns blazing taking the piss out of Cash Converters on the twitter etc. i.e. away from b3ta, they couldn't chase everyone simultaneously, could they?
(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 17:12, archived)
# "no pun intended"
Yeah right, that was an intended pun if ever there was one
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 17:54, archived)
# I feel a bit sorry for the lawyers...
...as I suspect they realise Cash Converters are being twats, but they have to do their dirty work. On the other hand, they're probably rolling in money, so fuck 'em.
(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 18:08, archived)
# 21 Million for my shaven pussy!



I love catconverters.com!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 18:47, archived)

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