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# Jump on in - the water's fine!
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:46, archived)
# *stops paddling*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:53, archived)
# gonna need a bigger, er, everything
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:55, archived)
# what beautiful teeth you have!
(I helped save b3ta! shitshitshitshit x_x, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:57, archived)
# 'gets waterwings and splitting maul'
Convincing monster you did there.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:11, archived)
# thanks -
It's a photo of a sculpted bathroom faucet that a friend made combined with some google images watter.
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:17, archived)
# Boglins!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:19, archived)
# Ha ha fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 4 Feb 2013, 23:08, archived)
# its a never ending story?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:20, archived)
# Raw ingredient for Tesco Finest Fishsticks.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:22, archived)
# that explains the crunchiness
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:36, archived)
# nerdfish
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:44, archived)
# "...balls retract even further."
(muckluks notsureyet, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:07, archived)
# *books trip to dentist*
Lovely work!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 4 Feb 2013, 23:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:51, archived)
# TISMISMS
"i might hide my small penis but at least not by fondling a gun"
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:53, archived)
# pump it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:54, archived)
# Fantastic, Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:54, archived)
# Gettin' Medieval on their asses!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:54, archived)
# Win
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:59, archived)
# when will he realise
there are no shells in that shotgun
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:02, archived)
# he's not trying to fire it
He's wanking it.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:33, archived)
# flanbo with a shotgun
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:38, archived)
# this slipper is small, that slipper is FUCK
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:55, archived)
# arf
(Zoidaroid, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:11, archived)
# TRULY EPIC
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:14, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:24, archived)
# Gayshift early tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:55, archived)
#

Click For Better: 2.bp.blogspot.com/-NdKOEUNVnHc/URF_t6CV20I/AAAAAAAABZs/e_kqAENa780/s1600/finaldeath.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:58, archived)
# > FUCK GANDALF
That's some bloody woo right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:59, archived)
# Nice arts!
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:04, archived)
# Pigeon bondage ftw
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:12, archived)
# coo
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:25, archived)
# I AM THE TRUE FIST OF THE NORTH STAR
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:14, archived)
# Top fisting.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:15, archived)
# one hundred hand fist
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:37, archived)
# zen master ask: what is the sound
of one hand fisting ?
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:38, archived)
# This:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS-s38V7lAI
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:43, archived)
# darest i lookething upon the linkage ? ?
ponderous

wow, that was .. interesting. was that a functional brain imaging of Giger on acid ?
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:44, archived)
# Its magnificent
Its like pure, bottled rage in video form. If youre having a bad day, and are rather angry, watching this loud, at full screen just sucks the bad vibes out of you.

Never fails to make me smile at the sheer ridiculousness of it too.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:34, archived)
# I loves me a nice post apocalyptic distopia*
* or is it some epic thing set in the time of [epoch], land of [gendre]?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:23, archived)
# atomic ? hieronymus bosch ? nicely, old chap
unrelated:
this just in: Today is National Vacuum Cleaner Day
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:31, archived)
#
There on the arid, fire-belching plains of Yesminzsno, the Grand Vizier confronted his fiendish yet well humoured foe: Elgaron, Pigeon Lord of Gnaxix. The grand wizard prepared his great spell: ‘Final Death’.
(saintsandy Fiat justitia, et pereat mundus, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:37, archived)
# lol, bloodbath
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:47, archived)
# MY FLYING ANVILS ARE UNBEATABLE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:48, archived)
# MY FLYING ANVILS CONTAIN 50% MORE ANVIL THAN THE LEADING COMPETITOR ANVIL
AND ARE RECOMMENDED BY THE AMERICAN ANVIL ASSOCIATION OF ANCHORAGE ALASKA

THE AAAAA

THERE CAN BE NO FINER MEASURE OF AN ANVIL
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:08, archived)
# I can see two square bums
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:49, archived)
# Is it you? Are you the Mineral Oil Seabird Poisoner of Southern England?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:53, archived)
# Batman in spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:55, archived)
# Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:00, archived)
# Wizard
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:00, archived)
# knew this was yours before i had scrolled fully :D
and the cactus is on fire?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:05, archived)
#
The Fallen One is in exile. Lord dare enter the gates. The cloth has been betrayed. The Reaper Bird will be set free. The Final Death is at hand. There...where the Gods meet in battle...for the last time.
-atomic 2013
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:16, archived)
# That's ace
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:16, archived)
# cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:33, archived)
# Dude, that's fucking beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:53, archived)
# :)
he's holding a spear dedicated to the artist formerly known as prince
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:12, archived)
# {:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:37, archived)
# Portentious
'clicks'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:13, archived)
# Nice one.
Top arting, squire.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:14, archived)
# This is simply stunning
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:37, archived)
# Box-framed poem: Feathers


Feathers
If I were a bird,
A feather has fallen from my wing,
For without you,
There is nobody for whom I can sing.
That corner of my heart,
Which remains forever true,
The love is there always within,
Though blood may run from red to blue,
Yet that feeling can never pass,
Though I might try to forget,
No matter how long Time may take,
Rivers flow through both joy and regret.
Thus please do not let sorrow fill my eye,
But let me sing,
Never to cry.

(and in Chinese ...)

羽毛

如果我是一只鸟
那么羽翼上的一根羽毛已经落下
因为没有你我无人可为之歌唱
心里的那个角落
永远真实
爱一直存在
尽管血液会由红变黑
但那份感觉不会逝去
虽然我可能试图忘记
无论经过多久
河水流经喜悦和后悔
所以请悲伤不要占据双眼
让我歌唱
永不哭泣
(saintsandy Fiat justitia, et pereat mundus, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:54, archived)
#
Stylish cabinet art thingies that I thoroughly recommend for inspiration (just to not get bogged down in the shabby chic mire) (it's still cheesy, of course, but nice cheesy) or have a peek at some enigmatic Cornells (I have no idea if the link has any good pics of the boxes but google should find you a few)
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:15, archived)
# soup herb
craftsmanship skillzors double plus good
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:48, archived)
# oh god, has it come to this?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:53, archived)
# Where have i seen this before?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:03, archived)
#
Led Zep IV?
(saintsandy Fiat justitia, et pereat mundus, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:13, archived)
# My heart is like a toilet duck
it cleans your toilet bowl
My toilet duck's with what I fuck
and your bowl's your hairy hole

AND IN CHINESE

我的心就像是一個廁所鴨
清理你的馬桶 我的馬桶鴨
與我他媽的什麼
你的碗是你的毛茸茸的孔

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:05, archived)
#
Google Translate is still patchy. I had the translation done in the museum I worked in in China
(saintsandy Fiat justitia, et pereat mundus, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:08, archived)
# I fucking love William McGonnegal
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 23:40, archived)
# Prolly bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:52, archived)
# If you turn that tumour 90 degrees to the left,
it makes a meaty version of Bertie Basset.

Surely it's an advert to just smoke 14 a day?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:16, archived)
# im sorry but this advert just wants me to buy sausages
smoked sausages...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:03, archived)
# or sausage flavour rizlas
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:06, archived)
# i'm smoking more to try and develop superpowers.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:20, archived)
# YOOHOO!!!


Click for bigger (438 kb)
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:21, archived)
# Hans?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:22, archived)
# Do the dishes.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:25, archived)
# 'waits for coconut'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:22, archived)
# Surreal sir
nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:32, archived)
# Talk to the hand
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:44, archived)
# You've got to hand it to him...
Seamless!

(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:49, archived)
# Strangely reminded of Imajica...
Nullianac?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:00, archived)
#
Yes!
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:03, archived)
# be careful of this guy in a bar, his hands are all over the place
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:24, archived)
# nice :D
did you see how the last one ended?
EDIT: version 1.1

full thread: www.b3ta.com/board/10919188
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:01, archived)
#
Haha!
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 20:07, archived)
# Stand easy!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 17:15, archived)
# Afganistan or Saruman
or Afganistan-bananastan


let's call the whole thing off
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 17:34, archived)
# The Hot Rock FTW
havent seen it in over 30 years, but still remember the passphrase !!
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:49, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 17:51, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 17:55, archived)
# I bet is regularly pisses down his back.
Evening fuckers. I am procrastinating instead of filling in an application.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:01, archived)
# give us the questions
and we'll fill it in for you
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:01, archived)
# Not even questions - they're statements,
that must be replied to with more statements, all in a horribly over-the-top croissant-eating smugness. I seriously hate this bit and I wince writing the answers, but seeing as everyone else does that, often with far less basis to do so, so I have to join in.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:05, archived)
# Looks authentic to me.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:17, archived)
# PARADE! PARAAAAAAADE, SALUUUUU-KI!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:20, archived)
# Oh, *salute*. Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:20, archived)
# Distinguished
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:25, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:54, archived)
# 2 mins break from work..

(I helped save b3ta! qster, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 17:08, archived)
# I think he skipped straight to the Gold Run
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 17:10, archived)
# don't cross the streams !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 17:13, archived)
# Bindun?
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:56, archived)
# "Why does everything always have to be about me??"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:42, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:43, archived)
# i imagined you shorter
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:49, archived)
# pfft :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:51, archived)
# he's been sniffing the tills again
unexpected high from the bagging area
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 17:12, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:17, archived)
# needs:
more arm jiggling wank-a-motion animatronics
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:50, archived)
# Iranians In Spaaaaaaace


Click for bigger (101 kb)
(Lordy, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:15, archived)
# I dont get it
(FrancisYorkMorgan Just call me York; that's what everyone calls me.., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:23, archived)
# They have made an aeroplane
which will clearly not actually fly (or actually hold a whole human).
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:24, archived)
# BURN THE WITCHES!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:26, archived)
# yes but whats with the massive mole on his forehead
(FrancisYorkMorgan Just call me York; that's what everyone calls me.., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:27, archived)
# *whacks*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:32, archived)
#
news.sky.com/story/1046670/iran-space-monkey-photos-prompt-questions
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:27, archived)
# They have a fairly well-developed space program. Certainly better than ours.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:27, archived)
# hahaha!
Oh, let them nuke us all.
Bless 'em
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:31, archived)
# Nasty Graves disease there.
{:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:20, archived)
# hooray for dictators and their crazy space fetishes!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:39, archived)
# I think it'd be better if they had crazy steampunkesque airships with huge cannons fetishes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:03, archived)
# ^very much
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:21, archived)
# Now then, now then,
I 'ave a letter here, from Mahmoud, who says...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 17:51, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:51, archived)
# rabbits?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:53, archived)
# lady parts
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:54, archived)
# definitely looks like rabbits to me
apart from the hand, of course
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:55, archived)
# definitely looks like lady parts to me
apart from the rabbits of course
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:56, archived)
# crying baby in the living room means it's time to go home
'bye all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:03, archived)
# make me a bacon sarnie when you get in!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Also ( o_0 )
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:53, archived)
# i asked for 'well done'
and you're not even a proper waiter. what sort of restaurant is this anyway?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:55, archived)
# "A fly has drowned in your soup sir, and yes we do have frogs' legs"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:46, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/10920426
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:12, archived)
# Oh come on, we all know it's sara jessica parker
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:29, archived)
[challenge entry] ka-boom

bigger
source
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:29, archived)
# very lowryesque
with a touch of mr. benn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:30, archived)
# Alfred Leete
apparantly, but yeah the shop-keeper wouldn't be out of place there at all!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:34, archived)
# i bet you could sneak him in
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:35, archived)
# Spot The Shopkeeper Edition


as suggested :-)
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:04, archived)
# he's on the bus!
'bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:05, archived)
# pfft
that didn't take long!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:07, archived)
# Oooh I like Lowrey
reminds me of a painting I saw in the V&A as a wee nipper, with people skating on the Thames all frozen over... or maybe it was one of his and I just assumed it was the Thames.
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:36, archived)
# he's very good at capturing his subject matter simplistically
but i find his stuff rather depressing at times
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:41, archived)
# very good
but very drab
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:43, archived)
# It's grim up north.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:52, archived)
# don't i know it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:55, archived)
# Check out his
seascapes
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:25, archived)
#


Also this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsYkdE2ClDU
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 17:58, archived)
# Girls Aloud rejected that as the title of their debut single. FACT.*
*may not be fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:30, archived)
# I'm concerned about where that umbrella's going
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:35, archived)
# or where it's been
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:39, archived)
# awesome!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:48, archived)
# *giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:51, archived)
# ha
what's all the fuss about, he's sweet :-)
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:05, archived)
# Inspired =))
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:39, archived)
# Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:54, archived)
# awse!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:25, archived)
#

Some bonkers barmy I happened upon youtu.be/GivkxpAVVC4
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:25, archived)
# MOGGY? NOOOOOOOOOOO!
GET OUTA MY HEAD MOGGY!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:29, archived)
# Rob is Moggy/Dave
Trufax
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
The love child of Russell Brand.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:29, archived)
# Hahahah, no mother required, just him on his own.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:30, archived)
# Such a fecund man.
His seed is a banned substance in mainland China.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:39, archived)
# ain't no party like a moggy party
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:31, archived)
# All kinds of wtf
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:31, archived)
# arrrgh!
and sorry for posting above you just then, wasn't there when I started composing my entry :-(
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:32, archived)
# No probs Mr Ferret
It's still Sunday down the board :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:34, archived)
# i shouldn't have enjoyed that piece of youtubery
but i did...
:D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:39, archived)
# Haha I thought the only way to get the bastard thing out of my head
was to pass it on ;)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:45, archived)
# Crikey!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:52, archived)
# oh hell this wins everything!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:40, archived)
# Listening to Baby Godzilla, and it goes pretty well.
I love a cat chandelier party..
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 17:06, archived)
# God this is fantastic, I miss acid.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:25, archived)
# Ta, me too
Window panes ftw :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:31, archived)
# 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:00, archived)
# :D :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:24, archived)
# no man is an island
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:25, archived)
# Unless his name is Coney
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:26, archived)
# funnily enough, there's a place close to me called mann island
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:29, archived)
# This is confusing and scary and well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:26, archived)
# Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:27, archived)
# The Eye of Man!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:28, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:30, archived)
# Rrrargh
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:29, archived)
# Argh no, sorry what?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:29, archived)
# Nice, but he left his little dino arm behind though
but he left his little dino arm behind thoughmeanwhile...

(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:37, archived)
# Yeah, it's like Casper the gay tyrannosaur
or something
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:39, archived)
# he left his cock behind
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:40, archived)
# hee hee nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:53, archived)
# Very good!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:56, archived)
# Very cleverly done.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:33, archived)
# Terrific!
What's the Undiscovered Country called he reveals, please?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:42, archived)
# Great
Now every time I look at the map I'm going to see this.

Cannot unsee.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:48, archived)
# Fantastique
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 17:12, archived)
# Most awesome
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:18, archived)
# Appreciate!!
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:31, archived)
# so you wasted a thread asking for requests
and now you are wasting a thread telling people what you will draw

I assume you will use another thread to post to post the picture once you are finished, or were you intending on giving us work in progress pictures too?


This is how you upset the applecart.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:53, archived)
# Anyone else see a "What should I draw the'day" pic before his lightning-fast ninja edit?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:07, archived)
# Please listen my talk.
My job is draw to some digital art.

I want to progress in a state that can satisfy these requests and my work.
I do not want to be rude either.

If you are an excellent administer, you should watch my way with silent. Do not complain.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:15, archived)
# he's not even a half decent administer
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 17:33, archived)
# t is that cunt Jolly Jacks
all over again.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:17, archived)
# Watch his way with silent!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:21, archived)
# Just so long as he doesn't say about internet fanny works.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:24, archived)
# his?
:O
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:25, archived)
# Jolly Jacks.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:26, archived)
# No no.
You wrong something.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:33, archived)
# JJ is woman.
I KNEW IT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:36, archived)
# WTH.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:36, archived)
# watch my way with silent.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:22, archived)
# get a grip

I don't see anycunt bitching at JJ when he trundles out this pish
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 17:29, archived)
# I've seen him get plenty
and the complaining below confirms my comments

I'm not overly fussed, but it pisses some folk off royally

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:18, archived)
# i dont see any complaints
a lot of daft comments...but no real complaints
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:08, archived)
# Awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:55, archived)
# n_n
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:44, archived)
# draw an attention seeking fuck
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:15, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:19, archived)
# *puts photo of (insert B3tan name of your choice) here*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:45, archived)
# *Ping* You've got FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:19, archived)
# Your anticipation will deviate :D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:25, archived)
# All my bases will belong to you
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:27, archived)
# haha

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:31, archived)
# Just when I thought there was hope for you Moggy
You go and shit the nest! tsk tsk
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:26, archived)
# Please calm down.
Everyone has good ideas.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:36, archived)
# I'm totally calm
I just don't use B3ta like some would use Facebook? DAVE
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:38, archived)
# I don't use facebook. ^^;
twitter too.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:40, archived)
# Faceshitter?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:42, archived)
# I never heard it.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:42, archived)
# Oh
Right then, lay down on your back...
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:43, archived)
# Well, you say 'everyone'...
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:39, archived)
# Yes.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:43, archived)
# Would you like me to bend over?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:31, archived)
# why?
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:45, archived)
# It's request tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:47, archived)
# Please wait until the next opportunity.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:52, archived)
# Fucking Hell.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:36, archived)
# Chances are still full.
Don't worry.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:53, archived)
# You have a chance far as I live.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:04, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:06, archived)
# So.. if : ) is a smiley face what the f**k's this : 3 ???
Joseph Merrick?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:55, archived)
# please ignore me ^^;
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:59, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:04, archived)
#
Moggy is that you eating a samwich behind freebase?

(Fly Projector, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:57, archived)
# I've never dyed my hair.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:59, archived)
# It would be great if Freebase was Moggy, acting in an epic retaliatory troll.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:11, archived)
# Hahahaa
it would be the best thing ever
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:24, archived)
# ahahahaha
new rumour: MOGGY = FREEBASE
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:43, archived)
# YES!!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 17:00, archived)
# Still waiting for llama vs. Pope in a knife fight
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:07, archived)
# Reminds me Robo Pope VS Hitzilla
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:15, archived)
# You have killed b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:14, archived)
# Nice shitcock,
but you missed the three sweetcorn per nugget!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:17, archived)
# I like this very much
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 17:37, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10920570
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:19, archived)
# splish splosh
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:06, archived)
# Nice Eschering
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:16, archived)
# Woah, nice!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:28, archived)
# Fucking rubbish.
It doesn't even make sense!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:41, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:42, archived)
# Blimey! That's a bit good
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:43, archived)
# Silly water, flowing up hill. *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:03, archived)
# ooh, really nicely done
especially the water flowing round the corners
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:04, archived)
# agree
(patella, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:09, archived)
# swims swims swims FUCK!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH! *SPLASH!*
swims swims swims FUCK!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH! *SPLASH!*
swims swims swims FUCK!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH! *SPLASH!*
swims swims swims FUCK!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH! *SPLASH!*
etc. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:20, archived)
# Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:36, archived)
# Bloody hell
That's great
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:43, archived)
# Gushing ace
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:21, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:46, archived)
# well animated =)
*it is a well I hope
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:28, archived)
# I'm just going to leave this here while I get my padded trousers.
I think I'm going to need them with the spanging I'm about to get.



Click for bigger (135 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:03, archived)
# That's just nuts!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:04, archived)
# He walnut catch him!
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:06, archived)
# His love will conker all.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:06, archived)
# I should coco!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:12, archived)
# I'm just pine-ing for attention.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:07, archived)
# Cone you get any worse?!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:26, archived)
# What a hazel over nothing!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:35, archived)
# STOP IT.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 17:36, archived)
# Haha!
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:28, archived)
# peanuts aren't nuts they are legumes.....
You'ld be surprised how much clunge that bit of knowledge has gotten me.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:32, archived)
# Any whatsoever?
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:42, archived)
# I wouldn't be surprised
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:53, archived)
# What a-corny joke!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:06, archived)
# It's oa-k by me!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:08, archived)
# I think you're confused about how a spanging is delivered...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:07, archived)
# Probably.
I'd better get more pads.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:08, archived)
# Hahahaha Excellent




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:28, archived)
# what's a falling nut? i've never heard of it.
i don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:24, archived)
# WOW!
Thank you for the FP! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:10, archived)
# The front page
is pun city at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:15, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:31, archived)
# *groan*
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:29, archived)
# fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Taramasalata is not angry, just disappointed on, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:40, archived)
# Don't tell me what to do!
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 15:20, archived)
# Aherm...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:01, archived)
#
 
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:53, archived)
#
...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:04, archived)
#
¯\(° . o)/¯
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:05, archived)
# 8-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:03, archived)
# .,,!,
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:10, archived)
# well, he DOES look a bit like a bumgayer
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:25, archived)
# "Come, Watson, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come!"
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:29, archived)
# ...Holmes ejaculated.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:37, archived)
# oh yeah! I've seen that TV show -- the one with the Japanese chick?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:40, archived)
# she's good
the most 'true to the book' TV series is www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8UweuBB8wM
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:53, archived)
# whoah! I totally thought that any memory of thatTV show was erased from my mind
SHIT SHIT SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:40, archived)
# What the shuddering fuck?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:57, archived)
# Perishing left-footers!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:51, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:53, archived)
# Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:56, archived)
# :D
\O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:33, archived)
# Visiting the chiropodist in a short skirt?
Dirty bitch.



Do you have her phone number?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:07, archived)
# SPAANNNNNNG!
Is that Morgan Feetman?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:14, archived)
# Oooof
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:33, archived)
#



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:29, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:15, archived)
[challenge entry] At your own risk
(I helped save b3ta! LePingouin, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 6:08, archived)
# *retches lightly*
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 4 Feb 2013, 7:08, archived)
# Hey. at least one of those things is sort of okay to eat!
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 7:25, archived)
# was treated to haggis once, wasn't bad
some sort of whisky testing occasion, no doubt a few drams in advance helped a lot

EDIT *whiskey?
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 4 Feb 2013, 7:48, archived)
# you were right first time.
And haggis =the food of the gods!
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 8:01, archived)
# Whisky = Scottish/Canuck/Japanese
Whiskey = Irish and just about everywhere else.

www.thekitchn.com/whiskey-vs-whisky-whats-the-di-100476

And haggis is the nyom!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:28, archived)
# Easy to remember,
the E is for Eire.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:08, archived)
# It is not,
but it is a mnemonic.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:11, archived)
# =)
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:30, archived)
# Yes, whisky it was then, various Islay ones
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:24, archived)
# It seems bad taste...
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 7:26, archived)
# You seem to have included all the most delicious things.
I've never had periwinkles but I'm willing to give them the benefit of the doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 7:50, archived)
# This ^
but perhaps not that ^
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 8:49, archived)
# ^- What shqee said.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:41, archived)
# I once had a girlfriend who loved winkles in cider

(c) Humphrey Lyttleton
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 8:49, archived)
# How did you get your old fella into the bottle
*Boom Boom
(gijoel, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:47, archived)
# *Whoosh*
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:05, archived)
# I'm hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 8:31, archived)
# Worryingly,
I would gladly sit and eat everyone of those foodstuffs.

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:23, archived)
# ^This^
But without the worry, I would happily plough through all of that
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:29, archived)
# Love most of them , never tried laver bread
What's it like? I guess the pic is not the most complimentary one?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:40, archived)
# I'm not a fan of cabbage, so would probably baulk at the bubble and squeak.
I've never had laver bread or perriwinkles before, but I'm sure they're lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:08, archived)
# i can highly recommend periwinkles
we used to dig them when we were little from the beach on holiday and our parents cooked them as a treat - like most seafood with added grit, and lovely with vinegar
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:43, archived)
# haha, Haggis is not the most unpleasant Scottish food
I'd go for crappit heid
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:21, archived)
# Spotted dick *tee hee!*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:10, archived)
# mmm, you may live on dry bread and water but i do like 6 out of the 8
laver bread never heard of, but using laws of probability with this image the chances are I would like it too
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:33, archived)
# traditional ethnic cuisine
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:42, archived)
# This is all tasty treats. I had deep fried black pudding from the chippy on Friday night.
T'was very nice too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:57, archived)
# Deep fried Black Pudding!!!!!
That sounds amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:27, archived)
# Indeed, it's very nice with mustard,
or peri peri sauce. Comes with free massive indigestion.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:55, archived)
# The food of gods
Today, I have been mostly learning "One Love" on the Ukulele :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:28, archived)
# All these things need to be in mah belly!
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:31, archived)
# there is absolutely nothing wrong with toad in the hole.
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:07, archived)
# ^THIS^
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:30, archived)

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