Dos anyone know the number for social services in Japan?
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 10:08,
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That is rather creepy. I'm glad you left the tits in though, makes it easier to masturbate over.
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Shlvng,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 10:27,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: CREEPY STUFF
Boo! This week's challenge is to come up with creepy stuff — images that scare, startle and haunt, and interrupt one's sleep patterns. Suggested by sandettie light vessel automatic.
Fraser has joined the Moomins.,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:46,
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I filenamed, but I'm still not getting it. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 10:03,
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i appear to be having trouble maintaining my erection at this point
deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 3:04,
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that's because you're holding the chicken wrong.
alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 3:06,
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that is fucking fucked!!compo it!!! :)
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:13,
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also, apparently george clooney owns a spy satellite:(
alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 3:05,
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!? a) The paper's been hacked.
b) It is a clever ruse.
c) Clooney has been hacked.
(b) It is a clever ruse.
c) Clooney has been hacked.
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 3:44,
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Maybe some company just tells him that he owns a satelliteAnd they just email him pics from Google Earth now and then saying "And this is where that naughty chap failed to sort his recycling, you're doing a wonderful job, Mr. Clooney, sir, now that'll be another million dollars for this month."
(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:41,
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lolMetal Gear Clooney :D You'll never see him in the middle east but there will always be a moving cardboard box in the corner of any terrorist hideout.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 7:51,
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Tanning salon sued by Glam rock chicken. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 3:10,
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Oh-Em-GeeU were rilly drying paper
LOLz
(LOLz
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 2:07,
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Please tell me you're not drying toilet roll for reuse.Otherwise, top papiering.
edit: fuck it - arts and crafts it is.
(edit: fuck it - arts and crafts it is.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 2:08,
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Aha.I have trouble finding sufficiently smooth paper for colour pencil work. WH Smith's do the best for me.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 2:11,
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The matt A4 photo paper (for printing digital photos) sold cheap in supermarkets is actually a pretty good drawing surface.
really, I thought colour pencils and/or pencils would slip rather :?
(,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 2:20,
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Fair point,The paper does have to have a little bit to it to put the wax down. Might give it a try, though (if I ever get the time to draw again).
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 2:21,
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alternatively, the back of old wallpaper does offer some good purchase, for pastels. But for pencil work I would recommend some nice heavy paper. The best comes from Italy, but is quite pricey.
(,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 2:24,
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No, it's pretty great. The matt kind.Though one aspect of this greatness is the cheapness, I admit.
(,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 2:24,
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just make sure you don't get confused or drunk and end up asking for Matt Goss paper. You'll get funny looks.
(,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 2:27,
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And what I did at the weekendMade a play set for my kids
Click for bigger, if the one above isn't quite getting it across.
(Click for bigger, if the one above isn't quite getting it across.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 2:28,
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Rough and ready, but will keep them happy. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 2:34,
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the pattern on that 2quid coin always reminded me of the cover off of Pink Floyd's Pulse. good solo on Comfortably Numb on that, though TBH I prefer the one on the Delicate Sound of Thunder.
(,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 2:37,
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the amazing thing ishe did it all with his teeth
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 2:33,
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And polished on the stiffer arse hairs. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 2:34,
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You let them have real money to play with? Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:42,
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Is that one there an eating implement for crabs?
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 7:22,
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It's a lucette.Very old cord-making device.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 10:22,
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Poetry Parchment! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 2:08,
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How are you getting on with growing your own drugs?
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 2:09,
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Ahhh, the warm whiff of mind piss. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 2:10,
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If you studied your history you would know that piss bleaches cloth and paper. The dye is in the tanins from tea. And old coffee beans.
(,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 2:12,
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Oh aye, the urea and ammonia do the job if you don't have anything else.You do know about the mind piss, right?
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 2:14,
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no. But togas were made a whiter-than-white with piss. And horse britches too, in the era of the Peninsular War. Scorched earth .. piss and all that.
(,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 2:22,
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also the tweed that posh people wearhence why the house of lords smells like piss
( alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 2:24,
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Aha, mind piss is a venerable tradition heregoing back way before I joined. Basically occurs when two people post the same thought at the same time.
dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/mindpiss/
(dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/mindpiss/
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 2:30,
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You may wish to obscure the titles of some books there. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 2:10,
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Fair enough. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 2:12,
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Grow your own drugsIt's some wanky hippy book about growing medicinal herbs in the garden, and not the "I need a mars bar" kind.
(,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 5:48,
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last year i was working in a cabin that had been closed for the winter and we noticed there was a funny smell coming from the stovewhen we opened it up there were 5 or 6 dead starlings in various states of decay. fucking grim. we cleaned them up with a spade and threw them into the woods but then my co-workers dog went and fetched them back.
( alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 2:27,
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You seem to enjoy a very theatrical sort of authenticitywhat with this and the ballpoints with blue feathers stuck in them and such. Which is fine, I'm glad your mind is untroubled by the falseness of it all. Real quills would have had the barbs shaved off, though, and would only have been good for writing on actual parchment (less abrasive). If you get anxious, I encourage you to go out and skin a young goat.
(,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 2:14,
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After fucking it half to death. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 2:15,
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Oh, OK. That's classier, although it makes equally little sense.
(,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 2:27,
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yeah, cut your own nibs, sandy, you big faker.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 2:37,
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Well the fakeness has a certain appeal, the more I think about it.I mean no amount of authentic equipment is going to cause actual time travel to 1820, or whatever golden age of poetry Sandy is trying to emulate. Perhaps it's better done lazily.
(,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 2:43,
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Why the fuck would you scrawl doggrel on a stylishly distressed piece of paper and frame it with a feather?In fairness, I did ask first, some time back.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 2:21,
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Poetry don't mean shit unless it's on some wrinkled, water-damaged, brown paper with the edges burnt, and put in a frame with a feather.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 2:17,
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well I can't see any fucking feathers in the photo. Maybe you are dreaming.
(,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 2:26,
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So now you deny having feathers stashed in your pillow?Down with this... v
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 2:28,
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Look behind you!(Ha ha...made you look)
Don't you feel foolish now?!
(Don't you feel foolish now?!
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 2:35,
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good for you!it's a shit thread anyway
(
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 2:45,
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Oh you dip paper in tea to make it look all oldBless your heart
(,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:19,
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I've done this sort of thing beforeTeastaining paper, that is, not growing my own drugs. Used the paper for a LARP prop.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:45,
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well I am waiting and watching my paper dry at the moment, I suppose it was a little like that ...
(,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:14,
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and if I can't post a joke on the talk board without being called a flaming cunt for no reason, where to post hmmm?
(,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:16,
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that means you should absolutely post on /talkthat's their way of greeting you with open arms
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:17,
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This is crying out for liquid rescale.
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:24,
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Charm or strange.
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:27,
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Sex appeal or peppermint?
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:29,
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I'd like to see the average face derived from a combination of all sixteen.
(,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:28,
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Then we'd all know what you look like Felix mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:30,
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Now I feel melancholy about the human condition.Going around with a face on the front of your head and everything.
AND SO'S YOUR MUM.
(,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:47,
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AND SO'S YOUR MUM.
scaled down:
scaled up:
(scaled up:
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:30,
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Aw hell yeahon top is /links, on the bottom is /offtopic
Nah, the other way around I think.
(Nah, the other way around I think.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:31,
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Down is brilliant.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:35,
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Fuck yeah. That was good acid.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 2:10,
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scaled up reminds me of Bill Plymptons cartoons :D
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:20,
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there's always /offtopicthey're like /talk, but weirder
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:20,
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sure, stick a mic next to your keyboardand i'll switch my speakers on
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:24,
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well i can't hear anything,are you sure your mic's on?
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:27,
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I don't know,what do you call a fat vampire?
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:30,
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i still can't hear shit real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:31,
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not so muchI think it's maybe a sinus infection blocking my ears, or my speakers are broken
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:33,
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I SAID "I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU CALL A FAT VAMPIRE?"
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:33,
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I FOUND A BOTTLE ON THE BEACH!12 year old single malt scotch!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 2:02,
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And there's a model of a pirate ship inside!How do they do that?
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 2:22,
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I've shot one of those in a game, whatever it is. It needs a namewhat about Anthea or Derek?
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:30,
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NURSE! .......NURSE!......................................IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!...
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:33,
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SonOvABitch!!!!!eek!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:33,
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It's the mother I feel sorry for.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:34,
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\o/ FUCKING hell you've improved cats! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:34,
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This shit could get me arrested.Mums the word.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:53,
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ah shitting hellquick put it in a sack with some bricks
( alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:55,
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Occult scince, eh?Heard of Charles Stross?
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:41,
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No. Which Charles Stross book would you recommend?I don't think I fancy The Web Architect's Handbook (1996).
(,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:45,
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The Atrocity Archive is an excellent start.It's about a computational demonologist who begins fieldwork for an offshoot of the SOE and has to deal with something unpleasant in Amsterdam.
Kind of Ian Fleming meets H P Lovecraft with large doses of cynicism and sarcasm.
(Kind of Ian Fleming meets H P Lovecraft with large doses of cynicism and sarcasm.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:50,
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Hey, the second story is under a CC license.www.goldengryphon.com/Stross-Concrete.html
I'll give it a go.
(,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:59,
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I'll give it a go.
Cracking little novella.Stross is very good about putting the shorter stories out there free.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:02,
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actually I'll have a butchers at that. Big fan of short stories me. The Door in the Wall by HG Wells .. ace. Would you class Heart of Darkness as a novella though?
(,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:18,
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That story about the vanishing green door? Random.You might enjoy Chesterton stories.
(,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:24,
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Can you link the word "rude" as it's NSFW, please? Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:35,
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I'm going to have to link my own post now because it had "rude" in it.Aw fuck.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:36,
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*something about a middle wicket*In other news, if I see that woman make that stupid blowy-hand-movement action at the end of that Always advert again, I'm going to make her eat a packet of the bloody things. See how bloody absorbent they are now.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:34,
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I'd like to say "Well I bloody well hope you washed your hands!" It's just not cricket is it?
Personally I would like to see everyone involved with/in adverts involving a choir ... especially the Halifax banking one / one that uses Sweet Child o'mine cast down into the firepits of Hades there to languish in torment and pain until judgement day. Oh yes.
(,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:37,
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Personally I would like to see everyone involved with/in adverts involving a choir ... especially the Halifax banking one / one that uses Sweet Child o'mine cast down into the firepits of Hades there to languish in torment and pain until judgement day. Oh yes.
And...Any fucking advert that tries to be 'heartwarming' and show families running home, usually to some whiny emo shit song about coming home, all to get home for.... fucking cheese or sausages or some shit.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:40,
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I'm not that old! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:52,
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tickled it down to third man? deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:45,
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I was looking for a 17th century oil painting earlier, perhaps the Flemish school, of hell and judgement. You know, crowds of people in semi-darkness, fire and that. Looked like a rave from the 90s. House of God in Brum or The Coven in Oxford. Anyway, unlike that other song, there the devil is a DJ. Looked like a good -rave up!
(,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:43,
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I can take a picture of a Monday morning at Ye Olde PC Repaire ShoppeIt will look exactly the same
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:11,
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I'm watching paper dry ... no, really! It is f a s c i n a t i n g !
(,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:13,
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Eye of Gadd and hair of Jim. Teefs of Starr and whiff of quim.I give you Sir Jimmy Glitter-Starr.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 23:47,
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Fire up the orbital hammer cannon!
(
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 23:48,
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I don't know if we have enough fire to kill this. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 23:49,
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I've just realised it's a middle-aged He-Man. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:07,
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Thunder...Thunder...Thunder....DOH!
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:09,
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Oh great, now I have a mental image of it wearing nothing but tiny pants.Thanks for that
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:09,
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Just imagine She-ra in tiny pants to counter your fears and you'll be alright. G'night all.
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:12,
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Paging Emvee Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:16,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Creepy Stuff"){kind=small}
Awaits front page
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 23:45,
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FP THIS NOWSorry, I meant "SPAY THIS NOW"
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 23:48,
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I see you've gone for the "bad acid" option. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:40,
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YES!Doesn't just tile, it tesselates.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:42,
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We just need Pedantichrist to animate it in his Ian Paisley style. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:51,
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I can thoroughly recommend NOT doing a magic eye with the above. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:00,
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What you should ABSOLUTELY NOT dois magic eye the above then gently tilt your head from side to side.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:26,
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I see you've gone for the "creepy" option deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:21,
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*emails web sheriff* PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:53,
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Image Challenge voteThis week's vote excitement has been unleashed.
Your choices are:
From the board:
* Historic events, reenacted with animals. Preferably furry ones.
* Creepy stuff — make images that are scary and surprising
* One-word challenge: Meat
* Stock Photo Film Posters: save the movie industry money by replacing classic film posters with photographically suitable stock images
Vote herr.
(Your choices are:
From the board:
* Historic events, reenacted with animals. Preferably furry ones.
* Creepy stuff — make images that are scary and surprising
* One-word challenge: Meat
* Stock Photo Film Posters: save the movie industry money by replacing classic film posters with photographically suitable stock images
Vote herr.
Fraser has joined the Moomins.,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 21:33,
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Yes! Standing cat re-posts. Can't fucking wait.
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 21:40,
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Christ, not more standing cat. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 21:42,
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Well, I guess it's amusing,but not another week of it as a compo.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 23:33,
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Perhaps B3ta has reached the singularity of Compo ideas. There is nothing left apart from Standing Cat
spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 23:39,
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The essence of B3ta memes distilled into onestanding cat.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:39,
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no no no no no no no no.... PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:53,
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Oh Christ,if we go through the singularity, everything will be upside down and running backwards.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:03,
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I would have gone for Stock photos...if the album art wasn't so recent...mmm, ponders :)
(
Ninj,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 21:44,
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didn't we just have a stock ... photo...we could get the images we used for the stock photo album covers
and then just go "Lol this am my image" and it's what we had previously only on a movies poster! haha everyone will laugh *twitch* everyone will laugh!! *twitch* everyone will laugh *uncontrolled-leak*.
(and then just go "Lol this am my image" and it's what we had previously only on a movies poster! haha everyone will laugh *twitch* everyone will laugh!! *twitch* everyone will laugh *uncontrolled-leak*.
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:21,
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Stock repost compo? Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:37,
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Where?Oh, you...
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 21:48,
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Creepy, plenty of pearoasts FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 21:49,
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whut?Large scary doll faced bikini model (linked for fragile minds)
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/46786/1194206485/bikini01.jpg
(www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/46786/1194206485/bikini01.jpg
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 21:52,
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You might have to ask a mod to link that as NSFW. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 21:56,
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yep, well aware of itbut this is the 3rd or 4th time I've posted this is (and still looks like) just a high street swimwear advert, not porn
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:12,
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"A suggestive picture of a lady in her underwear is probably NSFW even though there is no nudity"
(,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:15,
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fair enough, If you consider that a sexual image, I shall link itpersonally a large porcelain doll face is far from sexual if glanced at across an office, but horses for courses eh.
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:21,
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In a more mature society people wouldn't care. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:30,
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IF YOU DON'T THINK THAT'S SEXUAL THEN YOU'RE A BETTER ADJUSTED PERSON THAN Iphwooar, i say
( boris the spider,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:32,
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I work in a doll factoryI nearly got sacked. Apparently "masturbation" is against company policy
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:37,
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you should take that to the unionsa tug at work is a human right
( boris the spider,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:42,
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what about a huge "tug-o-war" on the factory floor?
(
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:59,
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if by that you mean a circle-jerk then that should be protected by your union tooi'm less sure if you're meaning two teams squaring off on either end of a rope - have a chat with your union rep. you can call him rudy.
( boris the spider,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 23:04,
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Key word there is 'suggestive', surely.If you find that picture suggestive of sexual activity then, well, yeah.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:26,
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it's always hotter when a chick wears a GIGANTIC CRACKED PORCELAIN HEAD or something...
O_o?
(O_o?
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:28,
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don't start quoting rules to folk when you've only been here for 5 minutesfanny.
and HT you're a bigger one for linking it and not telling him to fuck off. :)
(and HT you're a bigger one for linking it and not telling him to fuck off. :)
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:22,
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Ah yes, I do understand where you're coming from.. the people who have not been here that long might not interpret the FAQs correctlyBut aren't the FAQs there so new people can learn 'the rules', and if they are not correct as interpreted by a 'new person', then aren't they somewhat pointless?
In any case I appear to have interpreted the rules correctly, as HP has just linked the image.
What else can I assist you with? Thanks for the warm welcome though, although that's a 'her', not a 'him'.
(,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 6:24,
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In any case I appear to have interpreted the rules correctly, as HP has just linked the image.
What else can I assist you with? Thanks for the warm welcome though, although that's a 'her', not a 'him'.
it was nowhere near nsfw
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:24,
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no, he linked it because he was being nice and to stop any moaning from a newb
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:48,
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no it's taken from a comment made by a fanny
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 10:03,
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but the Judy Finnegan bikini arse shaking is fine? HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:25,
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I adblocked it, if that's any help. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:27,
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adblocked toofor my "fragile mind". Changed a bit round here, eh?
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:31,
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i dunnoi linked something *years* back for being a bit dubious and some stupid cunt (whose name i recall but who thankfully doesn't pollute us with their presence anymore) demand i take it to links.
fuck them.
(fuck them.
boris the spider,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:33,
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Was it that pasanonic cunt?He's still here, btw, wanking over his own pics. He has everyone else on ignore.
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:40,
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ahahaha i hope that's truebut no it wasn't. surprisingly i always seemed to get on fine with him - at least i never seemed to be put on ignore, which amounts to the same thing
( boris the spider,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:43,
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I can believe that.Never had problems with him tho'.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:55,
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Pretty much how it's always been (first posted that without complaint in 2007)and we're roughly the same age :)
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:35,
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yeah well i'm older than the both of youBOW DOWN TO ME
( boris the spider,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:43,
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Now fully safe.
Ok, this image should now be completely wholesome and inoffensive.
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:33,
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challenge accepted
(
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:54,
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mine would be the size of a chippolata at the end of the weekif it wasn't already bloody and raw
( boris the spider,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:41,
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while i'm rissing a bit i'm a take that as a complimentand go happy to my bed cos i'm knackered. also: wine.
( boris the spider,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 23:05,
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I don't even know either and i typed it, nite.
(
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 23:23,
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Meat is awesome but creepy stuff is the way Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:08,
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Rapitinui is guaranteed to win the creepy challengeb3ta.com/board/10996327
So I've voted for that cos I want this shit to win. It freaks me out more each time I see it.
(So I've voted for that cos I want this shit to win. It freaks me out more each time I see it.
boris the spider,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:31,
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Eurgh.Who did that frankly horrific picture of the dog/bear/creature thing with the light coming out of the eyes and mouth?
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:34,
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atomic?i think i know the one you mean but not too sure. i seem to remember a blue background
( boris the spider,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:44,
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motherfucking meat, motherfuckers!!!! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:35,
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Title Image Challenge
ID 982
Creator Anonymous
Created On Wed, 28 Aug 2013 21:31:55 +0000
Option Votes
Animals in History 6
Creepy Stuff 16
Meat 5
Stock Photo Film Posters 1
Top 50 referers
www.b3ta.com/board/
b3ta.com/board/
www.palmnet.me.uk/minipolls/vote.php?id=5423
....srsly?!?
fuck allyall
(ID 982
Creator Anonymous
Created On Wed, 28 Aug 2013 21:31:55 +0000
Option Votes
Animals in History 6
Creepy Stuff 16
Meat 5
Stock Photo Film Posters 1
Top 50 referers
www.b3ta.com/board/
b3ta.com/board/
www.palmnet.me.uk/minipolls/vote.php?id=5423
....srsly?!?
fuck allyall
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:41,
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Anything but animals I voted for meat, though creepy stuff sounds good.
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 23:18,
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as a life-long b3ta gold membership sponsor...and the fact that I have a fair number of FP-grade posts under my belt, I must insist on MEAT
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:18,
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The old b3ta would have voted for meat.What are we doing? Where are we going? Oh b3ta......my...my...my...
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:47,
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What IS the 'New B3ta'? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:54,
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*nods in knowing agreement while stroking imaginary goatee*...and no, that didn't say goatse
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 2:30,
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At first I thought "Mignon" was just written wrongly…
sinisterduck,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 20:11,
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Pfft!Also, nyom.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 20:12,
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A hunk o' meat so unflavorableit's wrapped in bacon.
Like the goggles tho.
(,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 21:22,
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Like the goggles tho.
That's not bechemel, you know. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 21:52,
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SEE?!?!??!!!!!!?????SEE HOW FUNNY A MEAT CHALLENGE WOULD BE????!?!???!!!!!?!?!?!!!??!
MEAT .....FUCK YEA!!!!!!!
(MEAT .....FUCK YEA!!!!!!!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:39,
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Srsly dude a week of uncle meat album covers from atomic?
(
boris the spider,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:45,
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well, we could have him sacked for a week PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:55,
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A quick doodly (
Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 19:25,
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The question is, is he...Leaving or arriving?
( discomeats This canoe,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 19:47,
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Leaving, otherwise why would the penguin be so sad?
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 20:58,
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Perhaps it is the penguin that is truly the one leaving.
(
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:19,
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Doesn't that rabbit know to duck and cover?I like this very much.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 20:00,
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This is awesome
(
Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:31,
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This is lovelyMore of this kind of thing pliz
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 20:58,
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I think Steerable forehead is a great usernameAnd for reasons unknown I keep thinking about the mechanics of it on the way to work. Yes I like this also.
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 23:36,
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I haven't seen Noapparentreason for agesI thought he'd flounced and fucked off
( Elvis impersonator,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 19:16,
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he's a wednesdayperson
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 19:29,
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the sun's not got his hat onwhat more can I say ?
the sun's not got his hat on and he hasn't got a ray
(the sun's not got his hat on and he hasn't got a ray
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 19:40,
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Unrelenting critique on modem consumerism
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 19:44,
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No doubt a reaction to a surfeit of fucking shitty magnets.
(
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 19:48,
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HAno one noticed that said modem, not modern
*runs*
(*runs*
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 20:30,
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Shitty fucking magnets is what I live for.(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 20:45,
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That's some fucking magnets right there, man.
(
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 20:58,
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hey DISCOMEATS!!!!!what do YOU think of a MEAT-THEMED image challenge?
are you man enough??
(are you man enough??
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:40,
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You joke but it will be in the Thomson 2014 Summer Brochure......"getting a spot on the beach is never a problem...and the views will literally take your breath away"
( transparenttown Dead to worse...,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 16:05,
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Oh manI clicked I like this, not sure I should of.
( theniwokeup has been awake since,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 16:17,
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*pedant gland throbs*
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 16:18,
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The bomb was in...
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 16:17,
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Pfft!:D
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 16:35,
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Way to darken the moodLuckily I made this to cheer everyone up:
Original 2.5mb
(Original 2.5mb
evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 16:24,
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Wouldy Finnigan?Giant Giffigan?
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 16:29,
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UrghIt is actually spastically big isn't it - didn't think to check. This is my first attempt at an animated GIF as you can probably tell. I did tick all the optimisey ticky boxes. I'll have another go.
( evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 16:31,
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If it's over 400kmake it smaller in width and height and use an html width= tag to enlarge it
You've got an unnecessary number of frames, cull every other one and then double each remaining frame duration.
Finally save it with a reduced colour palette to shave off a few more K.
If the end result is a mess and you really want people to see the original, simply put it as a link as I have done for yours.
(You've got an unnecessary number of frames, cull every other one and then double each remaining frame duration.
Finally save it with a reduced colour palette to shave off a few more K.
If the end result is a mess and you really want people to see the original, simply put it as a link as I have done for yours.
God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 17:07,
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Nice!Cheers. Will do better next time. :)
( evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 17:10,
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shouldn't you be in syria or feeding the poor/healing the sick or summat?jeez - what exactly am i praying for these days?
( artifus is doing it all wrong,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 17:11,
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That's some impressive compositing, what are you using to cut the sausages out/replace the original face with Judy's HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 18:35,
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Umm...I cut out every sausage in every frame with the polygonal lasso tool. :/
If anyone else fancies some sausage fun, the Fireworks PNG can be had here.
(If anyone else fancies some sausage fun, the Fireworks PNG can be had here.
evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 18:48,
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COMMITMENT TO THE CAUSE you mental ;)
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 19:34,
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haha!Wished I hadn't started about halfway through!
( evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 21:42,
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What, wanking? Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 21:43,
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:DCheers, Toasty!
( evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 21:41,
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UN on the case so we will definitely know 'who dun it' soon.
transparenttown Dead to worse...,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 16:38,
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3rd class tickets on the Megabus and an eternal stay in the Central Travelodge for you.
(
Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 17:20,
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Isn't sulphur dioxide just smog?Has it ever been used as a chemical weapon?
(,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 18:11,
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I'm pretty sure sulphur dioxide is the main ingredient in mustard gas, which has been stockpiled by Syria. which has been stockpiled by Syria.
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 19:16,
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I thought that was superheated Coleman's(Edit: according to the mighty Wikipedia you're looking more at sulphur dichloride being a major ingredient than sulphur dioxide -- apparently each molecule is made up of two blocks of chlorine bound to two carbon dihydrodide (whatever the fuck that's called, I last did chemistry in 1996 for fuck's sake - Wikipedia tells me methylene is a beautifully ambiguous name for it), each bound to a sulphur. Or something.)
( boris the spider,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 19:36,
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The sulphur atomactivates the ethylenes, which in turn rapidly shift off the chlorines, allowing it to crosslink your DNA. Incidentally, that's also the source of its anticancer ability.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:00,
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This is wonderfully bad *click*
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 17:37,
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One minute on things that rhyme with extreme
Martin, what do you have?
Tonsil is slowly atrophying,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:47,
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TJ:There's a wonderful .gif that someone uses here to signal bafflement. It's a headshot of a guy, perhaps in a restaurant, who looks like he's about to say something and then thinks better of it. I think he's wearing a brown shirt.
Does anyone know whose it is? And can I borrow it?
(Does anyone know whose it is? And can I borrow it?
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:54,
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It's the chap from Firefly and other Joss Whedon stuff *edit - Nathan Fillion
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 14:01,
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WAIYGFB? Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 14:07,
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So this picture of a gentleman of African origin made you think of brownshirts?I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 14:09,
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She needs to practise a bit more...
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 14:40,
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Cheers me dear!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 16:01,
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...after the last few hours, a jar of peanut butter, an old dog, 3 pairs of water-filled surgical gloves and a 12 pack of shop towelsI NOW KNOW WHY
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:57,
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kidney -> stonesstones -> rock
rock -> a rhyme that's right on time
See, it kind of works
(rock -> a rhyme that's right on time
See, it kind of works
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 14:19,
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I'm so sorry to hear that :(Our thoughts are with you at this difficult time
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 14:22,
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That's very kindBut the doctor says the only effective treatment is chocolate cake
( Tonsil is slowly atrophying,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 14:25,
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that was actually what he saidthe world misheard him :(
( Elvis impersonator,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 14:27,
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...can't resist...
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 15:01,
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things can only get faster?*upto an 8 gig limit depending on your os, motherboard, bios and chipset
( artifus is doing it all wrong,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 18:29,
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Three dollar bar, yall drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:45,
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dont be so hard on yourself, you look like a billion PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:46,
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RIS?
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:52,
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Is he a famous ping pong player? and don't delete threads when so many people have taken the time to reply, it's impolite
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:57,
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someone said move it to talk, so I nuked it, then thought oh I can't be arsed, it's all sweary over there. Apologia!
(,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:59,
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i still can't get past the strong foot odor over there PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:00,
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err ... yeah ... I meant links ... which isn't that sweary. Why do people always have to swear? Bunch of fucking cunts.
(,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:03,
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I'll do all the nuking around here.You just sit in the corner and behave.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:27,
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You paid 80 million for a man-whore?I'm assuming this is police footage of you picking him up.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:23,
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Phil, you muppet!
(
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:10,
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:D love the bloke on the left's fish facehe's really not as impressed by robots as he should be :D
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:58,
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Jesus Bloody Christ....if there is one thing I can't F***ing stand its East "Bloody" Enders...Worst shit ever recorded for TV..ever. Phew...sorry got carried away.
( transparenttown Dead to worse...,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:56,
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WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA A CHURCH HOUSE GIN HOUSE
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:33,
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Sinclair C5 not allowed in it...
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:52,
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there was a bank holiday?jeez, it's of end of fun and games for those money men
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:35,
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Hahaha *gobble gobble gobble*We all know Jack loved arcade games...
(my bank holiday was spent working :( )
((my bank holiday was spent working :( )
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:36,
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Mine too!Oh sorry, read that 'or' wrong
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:41,
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All day?I'm impressed
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:10,
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every day's a bank holiday
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:41,
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I read it in an Apone voice. drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:48,
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Yay! 
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:13,
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, said an excited Pedro. drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:22,
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Dammit, only just noticed the name tag. Or did you just add it?Wouldn't be the first time I've commented the bleeding obvious
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:27,
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Haha! That's just what Drimble used to do, when he was still around. when he was still around.
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:49,
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4EVA N R HARTZWIV DA ANGLES BABBY PEA N JAID
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:20,
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My lad has just got a pet rabbit, so, obviously, we called him Rabbit De Niro
unfortunately he doesn't actually look like this.
Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:24,
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PfftThis gives me stark memories of when Bruce Willis put on a bunny costume
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:27,
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arf!now do 'The Birds' starring Stimpyhead Ren
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:28,
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROBERT DE NIROI'm not sure if it's really his birthday?
(,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:32,
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August 17th...he's 70 or so it says here...
( Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:41,
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Stuartor 'Stew' for short.
(
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:04,
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