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[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 23:03, archived)
# LOL :-D
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now ๐Ÿ‘Š, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 23:10, archived)
# Nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 23:14, archived)
# HA! Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 23:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Excellent!
'click'
While I'm here I'll dump this old pearoast

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 23:20, archived)
# I'll pea your pea, and raise you a Dali
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 23:55, archived)
# Surprisingly like the one I made back in 2009... mindpiss?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 4:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
Total win apart from the Normans.

Great post
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 23:36, archived)
# That's great :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 23:55, archived)
# Oh, and obviously, you got a click
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 23:57, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 23:58, archived)
# UBES LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 0:27, archived)
# excellence
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 0:41, archived)
# I like this.
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 7 Nov 2013, 7:08, archived)
# That's worth delurking for
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 14:15, archived)
# #woo
#yay
edit: cool! i didnt know you could search a word by adding a #
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:36, archived)
# cracking!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 19:00, archived)
# Excellent! I LOVE this
So I clicked HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 0:16, archived)
# Epic Fucking Fantasy
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 22:20, archived)
# microwave?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 22:32, archived)
# That's pretty much it.
But you forgot the pretty fucking princess.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 22:50, archived)
# There are not enough fucking clicks in the world to express how much I fucking love this.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 Nov 2013, 7:37, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:14, archived)
# oops
Kick the baby
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:15, archived)
# We're gonna need another timmy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:20, archived)
# TIMMY!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xswRGUZrrG8
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:52, archived)
# The last episode of 'Dinosaurs' was a nice and cheerful extinction event.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:52, archived)
# proper shocker
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 22:02, archived)
# Who'd have thought?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 22:11, archived)
# *SPOILER ALERT*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 1:27, archived)
# Image Challenge vote
This week's challenge vote is at the departure gates.

Your choices:

* One word challenge: Turtles

* Vladimir Putin Planet. Celebrate the great dictator. Think bears. Think naked, manly torsos. Great feats. Karate. Despotism. Gulags. Picture it all.

* Jeremy Paxman vs The Dinosaurs. Photoshop Jeremy Paxman. Versus the dinosaurs.

* Mobile phones in history. Show us how the presence of mobile phones would have altered great moments in history.

Votebag:




(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 19:29, archived)
# Mobile phones in history is a shit* idea
(*my)
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 19:43, archived)
# Actually I've changed my mind I quite like it
Can I change my vote please?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 19:55, archived)
# I'm indifferent
and so have given my vote to your cause.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 19:57, archived)
# Thanks
But I still feel I should be able to retract my vote
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 19:59, archived)
# Oh gosh now I've made such a fuss
everyone's going to consciously vote against it
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:13, archived)
# If it's any consolation
I voted for soapy titwanks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:32, archived)
# i cant wait to see chamberlin holding a mobile phone ect ect
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:06, archived)
# I like the third option, but I rather imagine Jeremy Paxman would be on the dinosaurs' side.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 19:49, archived)
# Turtles? Logo!
logo.twentygototen.org/

I realise this could mean half the entries being Logo scripts, all of which draw CDCs.
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 19:59, archived)
# BEGONE, FOUL BANE OF MY RM NIMBUS SCHOOL DAYS
Also, first for the compo
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:05, archived)
# Winner! Stop the comp :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:12, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:15, archived)
#
RESET PENUP COLOR [255 0 255]
TO BALL PENDOWN MAKE "R 0 REPEAT 61 [ CIRCLE :R MAKE "R :R + 0.5 ] PENUP END
TO SHAFT PENDOWN MAKE "X 0 REPEAT 41 [ FORWARD 200 LEFT 180 FORWARD 200 RIGHT 90 FORWARD 1 RIGHT 90 ] PENUP END
TO PUBE FORWARD 20 PENDOWN FORWARD 40 PENUP RIGHT 180 FORWARD 60 END
TO PUBES LEFT 30 PUBE LEFT 150 PUBE LEFT 150 PUBE LEFT 210 END
RIGHT 180 FORWARD 100 RIGHT 90 FORWARD 30 BALL
RIGHT 180 FORWARD 60 BALL
LEFT 180 FORWARD 10 RIGHT 90 SHAFT
RIGHT 90 FORWARD 21 LEFT 90 FORWARD 220 BALL
LEFT 180 FORWARD 220 RIGHT 90 FORWARD 30 COLOR [0 0 0] PENWIDTH 5 PUBES RIGHT 180 FORWARD 60 PUBES
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:08, archived)
# RIS?
I just can't get rid of the feeling that there's a story to this picture, that I know nothing about. Curiosity compels me to RIS?
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:20, archived)
#
JJ request
fulfilled by amazon atomic
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:24, archived)
# Thank you.
My curiosity is satisfied.
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:30, archived)
# I like Paxman Vs. Dinosaurs
I can imagine it getting tweeted about a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:02, archived)
# UNEXPECTED JOLLY SAUSAGE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:19, archived)
# My first non contextualised thought on seeing this image
Micheal Jackson.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:28, archived)
# FASFDF!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:35, archived)
# BALBOA
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:37, archived)
# I like peas.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:21, archived)
# fuck denied
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:56, archived)
# I don't understand. I've collected enough gold rings?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:48, archived)
# you have a punnet full of salamanders
go yeast
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 22:00, archived)
# yOU CAnNOT GO YEaST
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 22:06, archived)
# Makes for a change from buttprostitutes though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:45, archived)
# Baton.
I just wanted to buy a fucking french bread baton with fucking melted cheese on it.

That's all I wanted.

so what happens

Some fucking imbecile with his mother, his mother leaves.

between his mother being there and leaving, he remains there.

Feeling the bread.

STOP FEELING THE FUCKING BREAD.

DO YOU HAVE TO FEEL EACH ONE.

OH WAIT, WHAT, YOU JUST PENETRATED THE BREAD WITH YOUR THUMB.

WHAT IN THE NAME OF fuck?

I got a baton.

It didn't have cheese on it.

I was scared, man, scared

Please don't grope the batons people, it's just wrong. It might feel great, but it's just. fucking. wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:20, archived)
# your baton was soiled
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:21, archived)
# Write to Sainsbury's. They'll produce a new line called "Wrong-Bread" or something.
Like that brat did - something about a tiger in her bread.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:31, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO1111oo1o1o1o1o1o1!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:35, archived)
# The cheek of some people
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:34, archived)
# Fondling Perishables indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:37, archived)
# THUMB MY BATON FOR GREAT JUSTICE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:55, archived)
# Oh yeah, you like that.
You can take a whole crusty footlong.

Oh yeah... nice.

Oh yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:22, archived)
# I WILL ANGRY SERIOUSLY
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 22:17, archived)
# seek yeast
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:00, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:21, archived)
# press Q for nutrients
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:26, archived)
# I like nutrients.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:32, archived)
# Behold the sustenance.
Tap Z for glory.

(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 22:00, archived)
# YOU PHIND A FOCKIN CREECHURE
a) bugger
b) sugger
c) mug
d) plug
e) offer nutrient
f) fuck
g) obtain yeast

go quest

spotify:track:2nmArd4XkB3ewjnOEGbrEp (Speedway (Theme From "Fastlane") by The Prodigy)
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 23:09, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 22:15, archived)
# why can't i vote for fuck?
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:56, archived)
# wow after a week of shopping internet people still want to shop mobile phones, rotten choice
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:05, archived)
# Next Week: Semaphore in Literature
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:12, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:15, archived)
# movie posters with ipads
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:17, archived)
# star wars characters with bluetooth headsets
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:38, archived)
# What's underneath famous hats?
Actually...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 22:13, archived)
# Happy Candles!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 7 Nov 2013, 0:23, archived)
# turtles better fucking win, candleboy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 0:41, archived)
# this fucking thing is broken
it says I already voted when I didnt!
(Vladimir Gluten, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 0:50, archived)
# You have a bonfire for Guy Fawlkes!
Congrats on the massive candles.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 2:44, archived)
# BURN YOU CRAZY BASTARD, BURN!

ALSO: Turtles
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 3:10, archived)
# 12 years is a long time.
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 7 Nov 2013, 7:10, archived)
# Oh, come on it's slow. Happy Hallowe'en or something.
Dot Cotton seducing you:

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 19:11, archived)
# Is her mouth getting further away?
Also, is anyone else signed up to b3ta.gold membership with all its sparkly extra features?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 19:21, archived)
# No - she and the environs thereabouts are getting nearer.
I got b3ta.gold on eBay but my Rob mask never arrived.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 19:30, archived)
# A quick trip down /board reveals that FWM has abilities beyond those of ordinary men.
I possess no such powers.

:'(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 19:54, archived)
# I reckon it's a Netscape Navigator exclusive.
Either that or IBrowse.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 19:57, archived)
# Ah, the SS Netscape.
A fine ship for those 8 months I sailed with her, so very long ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:11, archived)
# Drowning your smalls at the Nine Lives Launderette.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 19:36, archived)
# Best track she ever did.
Also, was that your voice on the #MASHED Guy Fawkes video? Chucklesome, by the way.
*edit* Oooh - exciting! Hashtag feature UNLOCKED!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 19:46, archived)
# No, sir.
And thanks, but HappyToast did all the hard work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 19:59, archived)
# Phwoar ;)

apologies - bit crappy - my first attempt at such wizardry
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:49, archived)
# Nice try but he seems to be having a stroke.
Not in a good way, either.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:50, archived)
# :D it's the thought of Dot's lady garden... :-/
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 22:03, archived)
# *SPEWS COPIOUSLY*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 22:58, archived)
# "Come on feel the toys..."
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 18:54, archived)
# well
i like it

so i clicked the relevant click thing
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 18:58, archived)
# Much appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 19:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Also, a repost for the image challenge:
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 18:59, archived)
# Should've done it earlier
www.b3ta.com/board/11025363
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 19:46, archived)
# 3 July 2009
www.b3ta.com/board/9559812
I should have compo'd earlier though.
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:25, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 7:50, archived)
# So that's Noddy Holder being ..a...Noddy holder
like it
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 19:03, archived)
# He's asking for it in that provocative dress (Noddy).
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 19:13, archived)
#
Noddy fucking Noddy
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 19:24, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQxaUGMtx2w
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 19:32, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 19:39, archived)
# That's
splendid!
(An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:27, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:56, archived)
# Spangs Self
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:27, archived)
# Help

Poster I've been putting about. Printable version up here
(spellingmistakescostlives .com, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 18:11, archived)
# WAILAAPOYD?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 18:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 18:21, archived)
#
I hope fear you may not see it again
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShYmDO4WSoE
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 19:15, archived)
# I'd like to hear the conversations in the control rooms.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 22:23, archived)
# Well
That's you on the watchlist.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:13, archived)
# This is more sophisticated than it first seems


first i modelled a cdc, then i made it an intersection boole with a thin slice, i then animated the slice through the cdc (or cmc) and rendered the result, i then played the movie full screen whilst moving my laptop towards the camera on a long exposure, essentially 3d printing with light. Then I thought my only chance of anybody appreciating this would be to post it on b3ta.
(wankdog, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:52, archived)
# Looks like way too much work for a CDC!
10/9 for effort though.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:55, archived)
# sometimes even if you are busy
you have to find time for the important things in life
(wankdog, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:56, archived)
# I have no idea what you are talking about but I admire the effort spent on a CDC
and for that I salute you.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 17:11, archived)
# thanks
probably should have finished my tax return
(wankdog, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 17:19, archived)
# Tremendous!
I like how this recreates the pleasant glow of analog computer animation.
Some potential to do a slit-scan something or other with that boolean technique.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 17:15, archived)
# Heretic! This is unacceptable! : )
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 18:09, archived)
# A sterling effort
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 18:19, archived)
# I was always a fan of The Liberator on Blake's Seven.
Good work. Time well spent.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 18:45, archived)
# Helloooooo....
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:48, archived)
# I just want to tell you both may the Force be with you. We're all counting on you.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:56, archived)
# It's a collective name for an institution of law enforcement personnel
but that's not important right now
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:59, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:09, archived)
# Hello mofaha
I was just wondering today, since it's Fall, do you happen to have any Fall fashion jokes for us?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 18:20, archived)
# Hello mediocre
Actually I do have a Fall fashion joke, and it's the type of Fall fashion joke that I believe might quickly gain in popularity.
I can't remember if I've posted it here before though, and I'd hate to offend anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 18:31, archived)
# I don't believe I've seen it
and probably many others with me are now curious to see you Fall fashion joke. Especially since it is quickly gaining in popularity -as you say- and we don't want to feel like we're missing out on a good Fall fashion joke here.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 18:36, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 19:00, archived)
# Hahaha imagine if he had been in Star Wars, it might have looked a little like this
hahahah
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:19, archived)
# You're a sharp 'un
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:21, archived)
# Hey!!! It's Enrico Pallazzo!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:23, archived)
#
(1.618..., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 17:30, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 18:21, archived)
# Nice saber!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 18:22, archived)
# "Who are you, and how did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith."
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:05, archived)
# Is this some kind of moon?
Or something.
(An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:29, archived)
# not posted in a long long long time, Have a joke
Big picture
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:22, archived)
# This screen must be very shiny, I can see my reflection
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:27, archived)
# I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:29, archived)
# i love that combination of purple and green
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:31, archived)
# UNSAFE*SITE IS UNSAFE*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:31, archived)
# lawl
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:02, archived)
# I didn't ask.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:12, archived)
# Cesar Romero A.K.A. The Joker...
...has a mustache. Google Cesar Romero and be as surprised as I was not to have noticed it until now.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:45, archived)
#
The joker never did, so i made sure to keep the 'stache out of my mental image of the joker from when i was a kid
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 19:21, archived)
# Jack encountered her at last....
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:41, archived)
# hahahahaha!!!!11!!1
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:48, archived)
#
(1.618..., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:08, archived)
# Hahahahaha WTHolyShudderingF?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:10, archived)
# ^this
but louder
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:44, archived)
# My thoughts exactly
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:45, archived)
# Rubber Johnny!
Awesome stuff.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:22, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 17:37, archived)
# *You're
Sorry...
(nasalhair The Twix guy!, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 16:56, archived)
# Oh my giddy... hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:27, archived)
# I'm not a fan of cat gifs
but this is a mighty fine cat gif
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:26, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 18:23, archived)
# Roll her in a pile of flour and aim for the wet spot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:42, archived)
# Do not tell her! D:
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:50, archived)
# Is that a strap on?
I didn't know she was a kebab swapper.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:04, archived)
# Maybe she will not use foods with sex...
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:08, archived)
# ...is the wrong answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:02, archived)
# It's a strap-on squirrel dildo, it just means that she wants to bugger the living fuck out of JJ.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:09, archived)
# She is lesbian, So she doesn't want to sex with male.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:14, archived)
# Ah, I see now.
Wint wants to fuck the living bugger out of Maria with a talking squildo. With pants on her head. So she asks JJ for advice.

All seems to be in order here.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:23, archived)
# Yes, that's right :D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:35, archived)
# \o/
At last we understand*


*someone call the men in white coats...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:14, archived)
# No…no….
The method can have sex with Maria.
The method can.
The method.
Method is hard to make.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 17:43, archived)
# Fictional strap-on underage squirrel sex is okay, I think
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 18:23, archived)
# Oh my...
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:57, archived)
# Rabbit Nun Dressed As Schoolgirl Dons Talking Strap-On For Forcible Hamster Rape 2: The Klumps
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:00, archived)
# She is squirrel...not rabbit.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:02, archived)
# When did transformation occur?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:07, archived)
# She is not Maria. her name is Wint.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:09, archived)
# Why does dildo talk
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:14, archived)
# dildo has life. So she can talk.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:15, archived)
# oh god
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 18:24, archived)
# Why are pants on head
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:16, archived)
# cuz she is pervert.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:18, archived)
# That all sounds perfectly logical to me
for a given value of "logical".
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:35, archived)
# COCKPARTY

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:01, archived)
# That is dildo. not cock. :) the dildo can talk!!
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:04, archived)
# Apart from
"FFS wash me", what does it say?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:06, archived)
# A talking squildo? Fancy that! How novel.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:06, archived)
# squildo XD
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:10, archived)
# what
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:06, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:11, archived)
# Long past wondering... Or caring for that matter.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:19, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 18:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:16, archived)
# cute :D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:29, archived)
#
livedoor.blogimg.jp/antai/imgs/c/2/c28fe245.jpg
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:42, archived)
# Elves are gay.
Meddy Japaknees Crissamiss
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 17:37, archived)
# Looks like I chose the wrong day to quit sniffing glue
(I helped save b3ta! Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:36, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:45, archived)
# glue is not yummy...
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:45, archived)
# I didn't say the glue was to be eaten!
Moggy, you are a silly sausage!
(I helped save b3ta! Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 17:13, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:45, archived)
# ?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:54, archived)
# XD/'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:57, archived)
# Jings
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:41, archived)
# utter crap
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 17:56, archived)
# *rolls eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 18:24, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:10, archived)
# arf!
With all of variations of this I was seeing on here,,,
There was a time when I thought Roger Hargreaves was a b3tan.
/true story
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:22, archived)
# An easy mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:26, archived)
# most (if not all) mistakes are easy :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:27, archived)
# In all my 60 years I can honestly say I've not made a single mistake.
I tend to group them together in bunches and fuck up royally.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:29, archived)
#
51 years here. maybe we should start calling nights on /board the grayshift
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:34, archived)
# Have visitors been yet?
Have I had me tea?
NURSE! more washing!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:41, archived)
# now, captain, let's not soil ourselves again, shall we?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:01, archived)
# oh, you are a noughrty nurse!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:04, archived)
# i'm a pissed off one today
little cunts melted my wheelie bin :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:05, archived)
# You should've painted your warning notice bigger!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:21, archived)
# hahahahaha
they're not even recognisable as bins any more, just molten plastic and ash
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:27, archived)
# Sounds like you need to throw them away.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:28, archived)
# waiting for a crime number
or i'll have to pay ยฃ35 for a new one. i'll be waiting till next week as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:30, archived)
# Yes, he's alive, and in perfect hibernation.
oh wait
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:47, archived)
# What's going on with your profile page?
My post counter says you've actually posted 13162 messages.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:07, archived)
# Your what?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:10, archived)
# The post counter thingy, next to your sig.
next to your sig.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:51, archived)
# You can switch it on in your settings.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:51, archived)
# WHAT WIZARDRY IS THIS?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:53, archived)
# Switch it on in settings. You can choose all sorts of stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:55, archived)
# Ah… might be donation enabled.
Only for b3tans with icons and all that jazzโ€ฆ.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 17:00, archived)
# Must be a mod thing
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 17:51, archived)
# ^
icons don't enable shit
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 19:12, archived)
# Yeah, you're probably right.
you're probably right.:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:19, archived)
# NO THEY DON'T
I'VE GOT ONE AND YOU'RE TALKING BOLLOCKS
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:24, archived)
# Oh shit! I edited my post and now I've forgotten what I said.
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:26, archived)
# And, yes, I am talking shit.
yes I am talking shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:27, archived)
# Also, I think your icon's really pretty.
I think your icon's really pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:28, archived)
# What's going on with your profile page?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:38, archived)
# CSS trickery innit, puts off casual stalkers
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:50, archived)
# Damnit!
I'M NOT CASUAL
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:51, archived)
# What do you expect from a wretched hive of scum and villainy?
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:52, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:58, archived)
# pff!
i'm happier now i have a tummy full of haggis
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:58, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11026740
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:59, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/11026749
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:03, archived)
#


Also... ewww...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:23, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:25, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:35, archived)
# Bloody hell
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:46, archived)
# HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:52, archived)
# Crikey!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:11, archived)
# Little Miss Badly Stuffed Kebab
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:24, archived)
# Oi!
That's 'differently flanged' to you.



and some of us like that sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:36, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:31, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:37, archived)
# oh fuck
awkward office lols
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:39, archived)
# Oh Dear
Clicks
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:47, archived)
# Very good.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:44, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 19:14, archived)
# Not entirely unrelated pea
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 22:00, archived)
#


click for wallpapery goodness (322 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 12:31, archived)
# Mmmmm… a heart warming, tasty bowl of genital soup.
tasty bowl of genital soup.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 12:33, archived)
# If you look closely, some of those cocks and balls look a bit like faces...
some of those cocks and balls look a bit like faces...Weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 12:44, archived)
# but in a funny sort of way
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 12:45, archived)
# It looks happy.
Way too happy...
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:05, archived)
# he's happy becoz he just got a Venus Sausage Trap
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:15, archived)
# Jeepers!
That's amazing!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:04, archived)
# Holy Mother Of Whores
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:43, archived)
# Is Aroused
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:49, archived)
# Oooohhhhh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 1:30, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:58, archived)
# candles f'orks and lightbulbs f'goblins
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:26, archived)
# Hehehe
Ning Toastie! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:48, archived)
# ning fella, you keeping moving ok?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:52, archived)
# Not too bad ta matey
...as time moves on :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:57, archived)
# No. No. No. He said pork sandals.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:33, archived)
# two left meats?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:36, archived)
# Chop chops.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:41, archived)
#
Flip chops?
(mikey2gorgeous4u, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:47, archived)
# If there was a right and left, then yes.
then yes.Left and left = chop chops.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:06, archived)
# for trotting about in?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:38, archived)
# Mork Bangles?
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:41, archived)
# Hawk Dangles?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:46, archived)
# Err... Cork Angles?
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:11, archived)
# *desperately tries to figure out non NSFW
"nork wangles"*
*fails*
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 12:47, archived)
# That's just Orson.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 12:43, archived)
# Good God!!
:) *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:48, archived)
# *mexican waves*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:50, archived)
# *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 12:26, archived)
# Nicely mate, and Ning! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:38, archived)
# Hehe
Ning mate :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:49, archived)
# Ha!
Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:02, archived)
# Lovely stuff!
Mornin' :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:22, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:39, archived)
# very good
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:53, archived)
# Class!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 12:41, archived)
# Hahha
clicks
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:41, archived)
# watching the protests all I could think was how much money WB and sweatshop owners made from it

Maybe its time for a new look, something people can make at home perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 8:06, archived)
# it all turned to shit years ago, it was about lulz and cats, not energy prices, all fucking hippy student wankers now
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 8:33, archived)
# Me and my homemade/organic clothes, shoes, furniture and computer/smartphone completely and unhypocritically agree with this
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 8:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:09, archived)
# ":D"
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:13, archived)
# Every time you post that,
You have to pay Herman a fee, which means he can buy more internet grot to make gifs out of.
YOU'RE HELPING THE MAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:19, archived)
# Fee :D
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:30, archived)
# Grot :D
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:30, archived)
# Tits :D
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:31, archived)
# OMG NSFW!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:33, archived)
# Tits :D
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:36, archived)
# also...
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:02, archived)
# LET'S WARSHIP TOGETHER FOR UNIFIED HAPPINESS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:17, archived)
# Nice to V you, to V you nice...
to V you nice...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:11, archived)
# Seing as there's quite a number of slightly different design on ebay,
I doubt WB are making much at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:16, archived)
# there was talk that some people organised fakes to be made to stop WB getting paid
but they got them made cheap in china and in a way became the shitty business they were complaining about.

/Internet rumours
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:22, archived)
# :}-
www.instructables.com/id/Paper-mache-VENDETTA-mask-make-it-your-own/
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:25, archived)
# Warner Brothers make that PVA glue!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:26, archived)
# I make my own glue.
Wanna see a video?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:27, archived)
# yes
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:38, archived)
# Click image below for link. Excuse my fingernails, I haven't had them done this week.
I haven't had them done this week.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:55, archived)
# I think someone has manipulated this image
most likely with an image manipulation software package on a personal computer...


(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:33, archived)
# FAKE!!!
the real Sherlock Holmes had perfect eyesight and never wore spectacles!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:34, archived)
# Maybe there is not glass in frame.
fashion glasses
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 12:41, archived)
# hahaha ain't that the truth
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:40, archived)
# Plenty of people there were wearing home-made cardboard or paper versions
Or just plain white masks, or knock-offs they got for ยฃ2, or gas masks, or one guy who'd had far too much to drink who turned up in a Bane mask

You might as well point out that many of them were wearing jeans or trainers or clothes they'd bought at a shop
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:48, archived)
# yes, I could do that, if they were deliberately wearing the same jeans or trainers
The V mask is undeniably the uniform of choice.
Wonder if Russell Brand would have been wearing one last night if Hugo Boss had designed it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:51, archived)
# Eh, it's a bit too close to Louise Mensch's "Occupy protestors shouldn't buy coffee" rant for me
People who protest also buy things. Massive shrugs ensue.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:41, archived)
# I like this
I've never seen HappyToast and Louise Mensch in the same room
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:50, archived)
# There's a fair difference between suggesting people shouldn't drink fluids
and questions someone's choice of a specific symbol :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:08, archived)
# moots fault anyway
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:23, archived)
# Just like all those McDonalds workers who have stars on their badges.
Everyone knows that stars = communists. Hypocrites.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:39, archived)
# is there a collective noun for a large group of bellends?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:46, archived)
# an internet?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:11, archived)
# they were also wearing shoes made in factories
How can they protest about anything if they wear shoes? And how can environmentalists protest against global warming when it's patently obvious they are respirating carbon dioxide? Hypocrites!

sorry, I'm reminded of this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3252FSW7OC4
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:37, archived)
# Hah, just saw this as I posted
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:41, archived)
# it's a silly on B3ta, not a manifesto for a better world
but I do find it funny that they chose that mask as a symbol in particular. The Weinsteins must be pissing themselves in their mansions.
Take a good book, ruin the ending so it makes no sense, merchandise it, get rich. Repeat until people realise which doesn't seem to happen.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:53, archived)
# fairy nuff
I'll get down from my high horse then
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:41, archived)
# i've only just noticed that she tries to make some sort of comment about merton being a rich tv star at the end there,
what's that about is she just digging
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 19:35, archived)
# Be much better if they just wore those sweatshop dust masks with tash and beard painted on?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:44, archived)
# ah!
I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:03, archived)
# i'm sure all the movies they are pirating will balance it out
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 12:06, archived)
# I fucking hate that mask/movie.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:00, archived)
# YO YO YO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 6:00, archived)
# he needs help
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 6:30, archived)
# You're up early mongy
Bedtime for me I think
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 7:07, archived)
# TOAPoP
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 12:56, archived)
# OBV
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:52, archived)
# From my ancient archives....


\o/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 18:30, archived)
# Too soon?


Because people over here can't stop talking about the Sainsbury bananas incident.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 2:46, archived)
# over where?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 2:49, archived)
# god, i hope so. otherwise i'm fluxed
ffs - north you fuckwits.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 2:52, archived)
#
Here in the U.S. because of course, there's nothing more important to ramble on about.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 2:55, archived)
# Needs bigger feets
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 3:19, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11026369
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 3:28, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 3:35, archived)
# Jedward
or Jizwad as I first tried in my search
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 3:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 22:36, archived)
#
nice
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 22:38, archived)
# Excellent stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 22:39, archived)
# Fontastic stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 22:47, archived)
# [golf clap]
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:55, archived)
# All too true...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 22:50, archived)
# While we are on the subject :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 22:51, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 22:56, archived)
# The Allegro failed this country and made everything bad
but hey the Morris Marina will fix that. Rusty on delivery.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 23:07, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 0:23, archived)
# Then the Montego
the horror, the horror.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 0:23, archived)
# Ew, the estate was nastier though.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 0:24, archived)
# Nothing
Nothing beats the Vanden Plas
(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:48, archived)
# Clever!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 22:54, archived)
# argh!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 22:57, archived)
# Toptastic
Clicks and clicks again
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 23:02, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Nov 2013, 23:04, archived)
# i don't like the font.
and it's too brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 0:11, archived)
# Ah shit I just got it
duh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 0:18, archived)
# I knew I should've done a Faceswap instead
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 0:23, archived)
# Needs more massive website tag.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 6 Nov 2013, 0:29, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 0:21, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 2:36, archived)
# Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 7:48, archived)
# Very good!
UTF-8 sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 8:15, archived)
# Oh, very good.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Done?
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 21:28, archived)
# Well, I like it
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 22:29, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 22:40, archived)
# hahah no...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 22:43, archived)
# and in fact
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 22:44, archived)
# yeah even I'm ashamed of this one
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 22:45, archived)
# that sure was a fun bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 22:46, archived)
# It was
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 22:46, archived)
# Groans loudly
and farts in appreciation.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 23:05, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 0:25, archived)
# Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 22:41, archived)

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