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# Remember these ?
(I,Robert, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:08, archived)
# is it
a boat?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:09, archived)
# no it's a schooner
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:10, archived)
# there is
no schooner
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:10, archived)
# I knew someone would say that
schooner or later
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:11, archived)
# any more bad puns like that
and i'll give you a clipper round the ear
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:12, archived)
# that's a bit
astern
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:15, archived)
# Arft
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:16, archived)
# These jokes are funny.
Steamer.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:18, archived)
# A vast behind!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:21, archived)
# Avast, avast!
A vast what?

I don't know but it's pretty big.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:23, archived)
# lawks!
oi don't rightly know what a lubber is, but that sure as hell looks like one to me
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:34, archived)
# Hmm.
I think you've missed the boat on that one.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:22, archived)
# definately
barque-ing up the wrong tree
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:28, archived)
# yaught a bad thing to say!
(1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:16, archived)
# it's a sail boat.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:13, archived)
# a sail boat
is a schooner - stoopid

**annoying small american child**
(pod23, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:33, archived)
# it's a sail boat
and I can't see it


/kevin smith fan
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:37, archived)
# They are
hard to see properly when there are other objects around in the eyeline
(Gothic.Ink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:10, archived)
# WOO YAY HOUPLA
3D stylee
(pod23, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:36, archived)
# ?
(1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:09, archived)
# I'll give you a clue
They where Huge in 1994.
(I,Robert, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:10, archived)
# 1994 calendars?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:11, archived)
# heh
(1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:11, archived)
# Rearrange
Eye and Magic
(I,Robert, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:12, archived)
#
gamey ice?
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:14, archived)
# icey game
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:14, archived)
# hehe
dims snip..
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:15, archived)
# oh, that thing
never found out how to solve them... help?
(1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:14, archived)
# I can't see them
cos my eyes are fucked as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:21, archived)
# uh...
The Twin towers?


I dunno, I can't remember most of 1994...
(1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:11, archived)
# i was 18
rugby, beer and girls were the biggest things then.
*FACT*

mind you they're still the biggest things now. hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:12, archived)
# Pamela Andersons breasts?
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:12, archived)
# shit paintings
nope completely forgotten about them.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:09, archived)
# woo yay
houpla
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:10, archived)
# Yep,
that's what it says as far as I can tell :)
(Astatine, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:11, archived)
# What?
Awful 70s eye-popping wallpaper?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:10, archived)
# magic
eye!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:10, archived)
# Yay!
Magic Eye's make your eyes hurt and you look a tit trying to see them. Woo!
(I,Robert, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:11, archived)
# I used to be really good at them
but I was doing a lot of acid during those times
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:31, archived)
# the
fear?
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:10, archived)
# "WOO HOOPLA"
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:11, archived)
# Does it turn into a scary face
after 30 seconds?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:17, archived)
# Woo, Yay, Hoopla!
Front to back, in that order!

Brilliant!

Tell how please!

(!)

:@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:18, archived)
# I can't
I'd have to kill you.....
(I,Robert, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:24, archived)
# WOO YAY
HOUPLA
(_, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:29, archived)
# I can see it
but i cant figure out what it is.
(Mr That's Shit, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:49, archived)
# your 3-d pic
awesome... How did you do this ?
(MountainBiker, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:37, archived)
# Listen...
(Gothic.Ink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:08, archived)
# ?
(1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:08, archived)
# how does
she smell?
nice pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:09, archived)
# terrible
(argh)


you asked for that one... :)
(Gothic.Ink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:11, archived)
# Two peanuts, walking down the street.
One was dry roasted.




erm....hang on....
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:22, archived)
# that is
veeeery pretty
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:20, archived)
# Volvic's new advertising
campaign was quickly discarded.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:06, archived)
# ho ho
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:07, archived)
# Looks like you missed the honest ad compo
by a couple of months...
(1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:08, archived)
# yeah
i was looking through them yesterday...

they enspired me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:09, archived)
# And I was looking at the 'Hitler won the war' cometition
(because it was during lent, where I gave up b3ta)
And i just have an idea.

Late hummus sucks.
(1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:11, archived)
# you too?
did you manage it?

I went to a b3ta bash, which I didn't count, since it wasn't chopping or surfing on work time...
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:18, archived)
# Yup
although I did lurk a bit more than I should have...
(1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:28, archived)
# "That's another load off your mind"
People who work in advertising... grumble... grumble... sucking Satan's scaly pecker...

I do like your picture though!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:10, archived)
# It's only your dignity,
SUCK IT!


HHHHRRRROOOAOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:26, archived)
# hahaha!
you Mail reader!

pot, kettle, black
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:11, archived)
# that's ace
Can anyone actually taste the difference?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:21, archived)
# I can
the stuff in tapwater makes me gag so much that I can't actually swallow it.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Yeah
there's no flavour in bottled water - I want to taste all the chalk and random chemicals.

I once moved away from a hard water area and actually complained to people that the local tap water was a bit plain in comparison
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Frankenswine's


Monster
(Fo_NuN, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:04, archived)
# pigsy!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:10, archived)
# You all think I'm a cunt
don't you
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:01, archived)
# yes.
who are you?
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:02, archived)
# threadjack
did hugo tell you about our adventure today?
(doktored, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:03, archived)
# hello dok
Do you work within easy walking distance of Islington Tube? I'm popping in to see Hugo tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:04, archived)
# it was a stick up
fck scummy humans

0h yea im in hugos office
(doktored, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:07, archived)
# FUCK
that's AWFUL!

Are you all alright? You poor likkle souls!

oooooooh, hangin's too good for them, pikey scummers.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:08, archived)
# we are ok
Bit mental innit?
It also could of been a lot worse, ie if i had walked out of the loo, i would of been blocking their escape route, I'm not hard but im a mouthy git that could of got a crowbar in the face.
(doktored, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:09, archived)
# Blimey
That sucks.
(OB1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:10, archived)
# good looking policemen you say...
oh! and the rest of it sounds awful - hope you're all ok... and maybe get your stuff back
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:10, archived)
# well we see what insurance says
i lost someones orginal somethingoranothers and yea the man was a looker and the lady was a looker. something about handcuffs
(doktored, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:12, archived)
# No way
Bunch of cunts!
You don't expect that sort of shit at the office. I hope you get your stuff back. Robbery really fucks me off.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:12, archived)
# That is so terrible -
I wanted to go and kill the kids that mugged me for my phone a few months ago - I shudder to think what I would have done had I have caught them. Sorry to hear about your misfortune.
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:23, archived)
# waaa!
That's seriously bad news.

I'm a bit speechless after that.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:22, archived)
# so
you still coming round then... where a vestie
(doktored, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:25, archived)
# no
what adventure was that?
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:05, archived)
# I think he's
Boris Becker

*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:06, archived)
# Fifteen Love apparently
but the coppers had no evidence
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:17, archived)
# shhh
i was trying to think
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:02, archived)
# i don't know you
so can't pass judgement
there are people around here who are rather cnutish though
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:02, archived)
# Vegetarianism causes DYSLEXIA.
Evil Pishy meant to say "cunt".
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:03, archived)
# Actually
he was referring to their likeness to an ancient Viking leader.
(OB1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:04, archived)
# Like Magus Magnusson?
.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:06, archived)
# No
He was the weightlifter guy from The World's Strongest Man.
(OB1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:06, archived)
# Wasn't he disqualified
for cheating by using spells?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:08, archived)
# What, like
"Strength stat +1 vs Heavy Weights"?
(OB1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:15, archived)
# Do you mean Quentin Bloodaxe then?
.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:08, archived)
# A
Danish king of England, no less, whose reign is all but forgotten because he brought 30 years of peace and prosperity and didn't have anyone beheaded, massacred, locked in a tower, betrayed, flayed, gouged, quartered, drawn, buried alive, impaled, keelhauled or even just plain outlawed.

Go feegyure
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:22, archived)
# According to FM Stenton:
"The barbarian strain in Cnut's mentality often determined his conduct. At least four prominent Englishmen - Eadric Streona among them - were slaughtered without any recorded trial in the first months of his reign. Eadwig the last surviving son of Aethelred's first marriage, was driven into flight and afterwards sought out and killed by Cnut's orders. ..."
And so on.
On the other hand, I like his cheerful approach to bigamy, and he was a very successful ruler.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:34, archived)
# ummm -
why what have you done? what have i missed?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:03, archived)
# Threadwasting
for a start...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:04, archived)
# Got pissed at lunch time on a Tuesday
for a start
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:07, archived)
# oh. I should think
most people are just jealous.... therefore they do hate you, yes ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:15, archived)
# pep, you are as nice as pie aren't you
:)
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:21, archived)
# hello
does the board have any procedures for what to do when someone is repeatedly submitted to personal attacks and abuse by another member? cos it's really starting to piss me off now
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:10, archived)
# do you want to mail me
about it?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:14, archived)
# who's having a go?
I'll 'ave 'em, I will.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:14, archived)
# it should do.
the person you are refering to can be very offensive and totally childish.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:15, archived)
# hmm.
Not the first time they've done it, either.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:18, archived)
# yup - they have been the
cause of lots of nastyness in the past.
not happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:21, archived)
# Come on
name names.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:25, archived)
# I believe
you know who I'm talking about Bovine.. you were affected.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:28, archived)
# I can
think of a coupe of names.
Was it recent or a little while ago?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:30, archived)
# err
we talked about this offensive character at the London bash and they are now being rather evil to the person who brought up the question of what happens when somebody just won't stop being an asshole.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:34, archived)
# GOBSHITE
i'm gonig to have a bath, and when I get back I want all silly chickens to be removed.
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:03, archived)
# most people just settle
for rubber ducks you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:03, archived)
# Wouldn't they
be a bit uncomfortable though?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:06, archived)
# Well, don't spend ages in their wanking.
Other people want to use it to.

(For a wank.)
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:04, archived)
# in whose wanking?
sorry
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:05, archived)
# *ba-dum tish*
heh
(OB1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:06, archived)
# Your all gaye.
.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:07, archived)
# have fun
and how old are you btw?
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:04, archived)
# actually you flatter yourself
I have no opinion of you whatsoever.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:04, archived)
# Indifference...
...is such an ugly thing.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:04, archived)
# Not as ugly
as SirSandGoblin.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:21, archived)
# i don't know.
do we?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:04, archived)
# is this the face of a cunt?


Surely not.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:04, archived)
# AAAaaagh
who's that cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:05, archived)
# billy
bragg?
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Eww
Gross.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:19, archived)
# Nice cock-sucking lips.
Allegedly.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:05, archived)
# discostu!
no... spanky!
no... discostu!
no... spanky!

...ah, let's call the whole thing off.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:05, archived)
# Who is this discostu you speak of
I am told he resembles me
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:10, archived)
# seemed lovely
when i met him.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:06, archived)
# x
x
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:27, archived)
# I swear
I've seen that face before...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:04, archived)
# .
(christophaloph, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:06, archived)
# I rather liked you
when I met you, so yes, you probably are.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:04, archived)
# Willo the wisp!
I just got this email from a work collegue:
"oh i have got some original drawings of willo the wisp and ideas and notes, sort of storyboard stuff. would you like to see it?"
Apparently her uncle wrote and drew it.
Woo - I loved that show.
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:05, archived)
# woo!
that pretty cool.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:07, archived)
# could you
mail me a pic of moog please :D
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Yeah
I wanna be scanning it all.
I'll have to see if she'll let me.
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:09, archived)
# I
loved the moog
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:12, archived)
# moog was the bestest
he was like a big pillow with eyes.

I liked the episode where he got stuck in his own think bubble.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:18, archived)
# I'll see what I can do
maybe put a page up somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:22, archived)
# I
loved the way he walked !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:24, archived)
# Ha ha!
he sort of waddled didn't he?


THANKS, GOOD MAN, BTW
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:30, archived)
# "Would you like to see it"
Isn't that a rhetorical question?
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:09, archived)
# Like
you all think I'm a cnut?
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:10, archived)
# Strangely
enough
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:13, archived)
# I had some very nice noodles for lunch.
Teriyaki flavour they were.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:12, archived)
# sounds
lovely !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:13, archived)
[challenge entry] King Charles Spaniel

OK so it's not exactly topical, and he's not much of a celeb anymore, but what the hell.
tiny pootle grooving
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:59, archived)
# Yay
I was expecting that even before it started animating.

Woo for puppy death!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:02, archived)
# i see your face no longer hurts?
your name used to make me laugh cos I kept thinking you'd put "Ow!" at the end of every [post, in a kinda Michael Jackson way. Ow!
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:07, archived)
# It had stopped hurting
by the time I finished tapping that fucking name into b3ta.

OW!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Well....
interest may be on t'rise agin...with taht new film baht Cromwell comin out an all...
(Gothic.Ink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:03, archived)
# aparently it's poo.
My mate went to the premiere.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:04, archived)
# Dog decapitation
The nation's favourite past-time!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:07, archived)
# *Insert satirical caption here*
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:55, archived)
# hellp we've been red X'd
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:56, archived)
# That's just angelfire
being bitches.
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:58, archived)
# it won't let me edit your post
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:56, archived)
# hahahahaha
top response
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:57, archived)
# why?
sorry, why are you smug? Had to ask...
(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:58, archived)
# he made a lovely cheesecake
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:00, archived)
# WOW!
Quite impressed (and thanks for answering - aware a million people have probably already asked him)!
(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:02, archived)
# had a V fun night with my new lady friend last night
and she enjoyed it very much too

: )

[edit] see above
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:02, archived)
# Okay so not so much of a cheesecake then...
is she very lovely?
(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:03, archived)
# yeaaaaaaaah
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:05, archived)
# awwwww...
did you show her it?
(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:10, archived)
# there is a way around that :D
muahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:57, archived)
# damn hack-saws!
If this were any other place there would be a flurry of "how'd you do it! please teach me!" posts. Not on b3ta though.

Please teach me!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:58, archived)
# i'll tell you once it's been fixed.
it's more fun finding out for yourself :)
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:59, archived)
# I don't believe you
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:02, archived)
# You're just to canny
to shout about it on the board though aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:03, archived)
# buy him a pint of cider and he'll tell you
;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:05, archived)
# carlsberg.
or wait until cal's fixed it :)
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:08, archived)
# you are truly evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:58, archived)
# what did I do that inspired your hacksawing
btw?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:58, archived)
# your
linkign to logout.php :D
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:59, archived)
# ahh
that old bean
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:01, archived)
# er
oh hang on there is-tef
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:59, archived)
# sure?
:D - i have emailed cal :)
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:02, archived)
# test
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:04, archived)
# told you:
evil skills.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:05, archived)
# hmmm
you must be fucking with the querystring, but it won't let me save the changes..
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:07, archived)
# aaah i see.
the force is strong in this one.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:13, archived)
# ?
I'm stumped...
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:15, archived)
# haha
you loon
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:57, archived)
# what is it pulling
on those cords?
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:57, archived)
# totally unrelated
but that coment's just made me think of those model planes you used to be able to get which came on a long string, which you swung around your head, and they made a buzzing noise.

Can you still get those?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:58, archived)
# only in retarded continental countries
:p
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:03, archived)
# never quite got the
assembly manual right in every country for the European Joint Strike Fighter, did they?
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:57, archived)
# The new flag should reflect a bit of the country's history

hey, I know it's pretty ironic coming from an american, but hey... we're just a colony anyway, right?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:54, archived)
# Erm pretty picture
but some of the paint ran! Oopsy!
(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:55, archived)
# have you stuck that gig in the pub scheduler?
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:58, archived)
# No, how did you know you had a gig?
I thought I was being subtle!! ha ha, not really!! I will have a look at it and see what I can do...
(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:00, archived)
# Oi you!
Words. Yesterday, nightmare I had loggin on this place. Grr
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:01, archived)
# what sort of music
will it be at your gig?
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:00, archived)
# it's funk/soul/rock
covers etc... you can listen to it on www dot uknowhoo dot com

stuff like Superstition, Long Train Runnin, Play that funky music and tons more cool old stylee party stuff!!

Thanks for asking!
(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:04, archived)
# bloody
foreigners
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:55, archived)
# that has become
a bit too autonomous :p
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:55, archived)
# yes, high time
we cut off their pocket-money and stopped stepping in to defend them in the world theatre all the time!
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:04, archived)
# ahhh
that'll remind us all of the terrible paint wars
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:55, archived)
# woo
.
(_, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:55, archived)
# very ironic...
but you are right - In the past the UK has been a bunch of bastards
Just like 99% of the rest of the world at one time or another..
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:55, archived)
# Shrewsbury
in particular.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:56, archived)
# Chipping Sodsbury.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:57, archived)
# never forget
never forgive.

fucking stroud.
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:58, archived)
# what about worthing?
were they involved?
tell me a story.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:00, archived)
# It's more
of a saga...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:04, archived)
# does the English Border Front
still exists in those parts?
A small English neo-nazi faction who as well as all your usual neo-nazi hate figures, add in the Welsh for good measure
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:01, archived)
# splitters!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:03, archived)
# Yes, we have a history
of drippy paint.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:56, archived)
# hey smarty-pants
you stole my joke!! ok, I forgive you!
(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:58, archived)
# Mine was a cover version.
So there.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:00, archived)
# So is mine, a cheesy pop cover version
we have a history
YO! YO!
of dripping paint
YO YO UH HUH
We have a long long history of dripping paint
YEAH!
we have a long history of dripping paint.
UH HUH YO
(1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:03, archived)
# MIAOW
etc etc ;)
(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:05, archived)
# I don't.
It was shite.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:01, archived)
# Not

Enough

Blood
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:57, archived)
# very clever indeed
nice one Mr Zog
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:57, archived)
# there's more blood than that
In N Ireland alone.

most woo, though
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:58, archived)
# resized for frontpage goodness
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:02, archived)
# front page?
how... odd.
thank you.
should I resize it in photoshop for peanutbuttery smoothness?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:04, archived)
# ah screw it.
I closed photoshop without saving the original. whippets.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:06, archived)
# ha ha that's cheating ;-)
to make up for it I will allow you to put my optimistically sized dwarf elephant anim (title page click anyway) on the front page ;-)
(Lambkin, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:06, archived)
# yarrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:05, archived)
# oooh, nice!
yey! let's have this one!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:07, archived)
# ha ha ha!
yesterday 90 day men played here, and a friend of mine named max was djing before and after the show. for some reason he chose to wear a dark blue bandana over his head tied in the back and a blue and white horizontally striped shirt. and didn't shave for a few weeks. There was nothing I could do, every time he tried to talk to me, I had to hold up one hooked finger, close one eye and yell "YARRRR!" at him. Sometimes when I could pull myself together I could say "SHIVER ME TIMBERS!" but I couldn't talk to him about anything else at all, no matter how hard I tried. He started to get really irritated and wanted to say something that looked important, but I couldn't hear him over the music and me constantly saying "YARRRRR".
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:11, archived)
# hahaha
avast there!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:17, archived)
# well if we are going to tell the wicked truth
allow me to redesign the America flag to accurately reflect its citizens.

Alright so it's crap ;-) Now you do a british one with bad teeth or something.
(Lambkin, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:11, archived)
# Yay
That's good but nasty but good...ooh, me loyalties are all to pot!
(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:20, archived)
# hey, I'm not fat!
oh wait. yes I am.
anyway. I was going to make an american flag with bloody red stripes too, and falling bombs instead of stars, but then I thought, fuck it. too much work, and beside the point, since the american flag isn't being redesigned.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:22, archived)
# quite
I mean could you be arsed drawing all the little bombs? I couldn't, but a quick and easy image resize is much easier ;-)

I forgot to say I do rather like your pic by the way - it's very clever.
(Lambkin, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:34, archived)
# Most British don't have bad teeth...
Whilst I understand that most Americans ARE overweight...
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 18:23, archived)
# Late, but...
...are you calling them shallow?
(I helped save b3ta! numberbruncher - correct by nature, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:00, archived)
# ...........
....I'm surpressing the urge to type something that'll get me barred from B3TA......
>:|
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:09, archived)
# bum holes?
Fanny?
(1 0\|\|z j00, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:19, archived)
# then tell me privately
my email address is on the image. just open it in a new window to see it full size.
I'm very curious, please write!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:26, archived)
# ZOGS FLAG
BOLLOCKS TO YOU YANKEE SCUM
(-, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:43, archived)
# ........
......I second that.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:43, archived)
# oh sorry, this is the BNP meeting, is it?
made a mistake in the room number, I was looking for the International Pacifists Organization.
carry on. No, please, don't get up on my account. no really!
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 18:21, archived)
# Oh dear
oh fucking dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:07, archived)
# OOOooooooooooooooooooo!
*Lifts handbag from underneath desk*
(1 0\|\|z j00, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:45, archived)
# That's right
you are a colony

Expect the red coats to take over again after this insubordination.


(Ged, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 21:55, archived)
# Fantastic!

..but I would think that, being a New Zealander..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:37, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:50, archived)
# Ah hah!
Spunk face orangutang.

always pleasant.

edit: <spastic>oh I see now</spastic>
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:52, archived)
# pass it on!

/desperate.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:53, archived)
# that really should be on an athena poster
witha funny comment like "i'm fitshaced"
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:53, archived)
# tee hee hee
and more laughing type noises - class! Fitshaced!
(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:56, archived)
# it's like
raaaaaiiiiiiiiiiin etc
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:58, archived)
# it's me!


..i mean...no.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:53, archived)
# munkeez
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:54, archived)
# i think you'll find
it's part of the ape family.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:55, archived)
# eek ook
is there a difference then?

>
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:57, archived)
# indeed there is
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:59, archived)
# tell me
>
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:01, archived)
# thats waht google is for
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Would love to say it was quick and dirty....
but it took me feckin ages and its still shit!

(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:48, archived)
# What did you do
?
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:52, archived)
# What did I do when?
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:52, archived)
# Just then
?
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:56, archived)
# errrrr well I have done several things just now,
had a drink, went to the little boys room and posted a picture.

Why what did you do? =:0)
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:57, archived)
# Not a lot really
I'm about to go for a cigarette though, if you fancy one?
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:00, archived)
# I only smoke Jamaican Woodbines

but delightful offer nontheless!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:01, archived)
# Hmmm. Tough to get hold of
this time of year. Well, the kettle's on anyway - mine's a coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:03, archived)
# Does it suit you?
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:04, archived)
# whenever you
did something...
(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:57, archived)
# Yes it was me i apologise!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:02, archived)
# Stolen from spacefish's original idea


sorry spacefish.....
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:45, archived)
# went to france.
lies on lounger
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:48, archived)
# there seems
to be an absence of nerds at the moment, so I'll repost this for them ;)
www.herdofnerds.net/aolisms.php
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:49, archived)
# RTFM
hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:51, archived)
# I liked OMFG!
All the abbreviations sound so American though!!
(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:52, archived)
# They're wrong too.
There's no garlic or mayonnaise in a Greek salad, just olive oil.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:55, archived)
# You know I thought that
but didn't like to say and be a smarty pants - you did though! Smarty pants! WHOO! :)
(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:57, archived)
# 19 june eh?
sounds good. have you schedulerised it?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:05, archived)
# No but I will
I think some people are taking the wee out of me above for it but it is cool covers - have to be heard to be believed etc. Plus, I write my own stuff in my own time so am not talentless...
(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:07, archived)
# i'd never take the piss out of a musician
have you HEARD my efforts at music? not the finest. i'm up for it, for it sounds like it could be good, loud and conducive to drunkenness
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:11, archived)
# What? just olive oil?
That would simply be "Olive Oil" wouldn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:57, archived)
# &
?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:04, archived)
# That's fantastic
and glad to say I don't know any of the terms used in the geek guide thingy! Although someone did say WTF to one of my posts!!
(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:51, archived)
# WTF
look at name for funky bad-joke goodness
(1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:06, archived)
# some women can be beastly
(Gothic.Ink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:44, archived)
# Criminy.
nice manicure /girly girly mcgirl
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:48, archived)
# IMMAC!
IMMAC NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:50, archived)
# but then
you'll have this rather large protruding jaw and lips..
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:51, archived)
# urgh.
Just kill it, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:52, archived)
# right on it
*smack*


/personal assasin
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:55, archived)
# veet
surely?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:52, archived)
# 1337!
.
(kryptik, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:53, archived)
# You know...
..you are strangely attractive in that photo (the one on your profile)



/titter
(Gothic.Ink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:01, archived)
# reminds me of the goatse man
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:07, archived)
# you don't hear women
shout that too often..
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:52, archived)
# yeah you do
liar
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:56, archived)
# sorry
i forgot you had hairy shoulders.
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:59, archived)
# Does that stand for
It Might Make All Chuckle?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:53, archived)
# Herman tried so hard
to muster up enough strength for that one, last, liberating bounce...

(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:44, archived)
# Thats one of the best things i've ever seen!
bloody superb!

COME ON HERMAN, YOU CAN DOOOOOOOOOOO IT
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:45, archived)
# seconded
on all counts
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:46, archived)
# i read that as henman then..
thought it was Wimbledon already...
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:48, archived)
# I took up tennis 3 months ago
I only did it so that when Wimbledon comes around I can moan about people using the courts only when Wimbledon's on.

"Us regulars get shat on.." etc.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:49, archived)
# ha ha
like being into the manics when they release everything must go, and complaining about the fans who came along for this is my truth...
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:52, archived)
# Woo!
Yay!



WaitFerIt...

WaitFerItYou'OrribleLot.


HOUPLA!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:45, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:45, archived)
# falls of her chair because
she is laughing so hard
(Gothic.Ink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:45, archived)
# Surely that's
FOHCBSILSH ?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:50, archived)
# go on Herman!
you can do it!

The tragedy of ani-gifs. Condemned forever to bounce, his safety just out of reach.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:45, archived)
# it's enough to make you cry
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:47, archived)
# Ah, but
it might be a really, really long animation where he eventually escapes.

Or not.
(OB1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:48, archived)
# go on, you can make it!
wonder fuel
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:46, archived)
# yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
that is truly wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:46, archived)
# Yarrr!
That be spiffin!
(Astatine, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:46, archived)
# love
it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:47, archived)
# love
ly
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:48, archived)
# I had the self-same hamster Space Station for Brewster.
He had four different sky podules to live in, and several different feeding modules.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:48, archived)
# superb
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:48, archived)
# all I need is a cocktail stick....
Houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:48, archived)
# Can I just say

Caption is most woo also
(kryptik, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:51, archived)
# that's
woo
(_, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:53, archived)
# fantastic
Hope he makes it
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:51, archived)
# Awwww
that's so fucking cute!

W/Y/H
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:52, archived)
# woo for teutonic hamsters on hoppers!
although it makes me want to read sylvia plath :(
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:53, archived)
# i simply love that
(ivor_the_engine, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:00, archived)
# Fan blastid tastic
I love that
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:04, archived)
# Muy Woo
Go Herman!
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:44, archived)
# "soft toy day" - how the west was really won
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:43, archived)
# tee hee
(joshwa ultra lurker, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:44, archived)
# Looked better in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:40, archived)
# *groan*
truly awful!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:41, archived)
# hahaha!
the look's not important, it's the punnage that counts.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:41, archived)
# that joke
has been emailed to me about 30 times in the last week
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:41, archived)
# Really?!
Let's 'ave a look then!
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:43, archived)
#
> > Back in the Swinging Sixties, Michael Caine is holding a big
> >
> > Showbiz party in his swanky new house.
> >
> > Everyone who's anyone is there - top stars from the worlds
> >
> > of movies and music, fashion and art.
> >
> > There's a feast of pints, the best wines that money can buy,
> >
> > oysters, champagne, Lennon and McCartney are helping
> >
> > themselves at the bar, Jim Morrison and his band are sitting on
> >
> > the couch singing "Light My Fire",
> >
> > and over in the corner, George Peppard's getting very pally
> >
> > with Sophia Loren.
> >
> > All's going really well, until Jim Morrison decides he's bored out
> >
> > of his skull, and wants to go home for an early night curled up
> >
> > with a good book "Oi, Jim," objects Michael Caine," the
> >
> > party's just got started, how's about I get one of 'the
> >
> > ladies' to take you into the spare bedroom for a bit of
> >
> > the 'how's yer father?'"
> >
> > "Excellent idea" nods Jim, "as long as she does the rest of
> >
> > the band, too."
> >
> > "Not a problem, Jim," smiles Michael, as he pulls a young dolly
> >
> > bird in close and whispers some instructions in her ear.
> >
> > Half an hour later, the young lass is just wiping her chin, when
> >
> > in walks Ringo Starr from the Beatles.
> >
> > "Alright, luv?" he drones, "don't suppose you fancy extending
> >
> > that service to me, do you?".
> >
> > The young woman thinks about this for a second, then
> >
> > says "What the hell!"
> >
> > and proceeds to unzip Ringo's fly and get to work.
> >
> > Ringo's having a grand time, until, mere moments before the
> >
> > end, the door opens and Michael Caine bursts in.
> >
> > He grabs the young womam by the back of the hair
> >
> > and Slaps her hard across the face!
> >
> > "Wh-what was that for?" she whimpers.
> >
> > "I told you," Caine snarls.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "You're only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off..."

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(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:44, archived)
# Well fuck me
it really is time I gave up!!

(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:49, archived)
# Thanks for the Lycos link!
That sounds great!
I'm gonna check it out now.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:49, archived)
# really?
it's about 30 years old.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:46, archived)
# The joke
Is funny. Hmm animated jokes. A project for later methinks
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:41, archived)
# Vous-etes seulement obligée faire sauter les portes!
Lubberly.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:42, archived)
# howard stern
just advertised the female/shemale game from here..
(badjon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:39, archived)
# best £50 I ever spent
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:39, archived)
# Why did
You get a sex change for a photo? Shurely you could have got piccies off google?
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:41, archived)
# that's nice.
Meanwhile, Rate my Hue
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:40, archived)
# hugh grant is over rated - 4
hugh johns was a great commentator - 7
hugh scully was fantastic on antiques roadshow - 8
hue and cry were rubbish - 5
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:43, archived)
# heuy lewis and the news = square
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:47, archived)
# Yet
hip
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:49, archived)
# only cos it's
hip
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:50, archived)
# di-di-di-dip
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:53, archived)
# Nice.
It's a shame that Howard Stern is as funny as a trip to the dentist.
(Astatine, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:41, archived)
# he
is funny, i guess it doesnt make you guys laugh over in eu..
(badjon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:43, archived)
# remember
millions of people listen to him..so...you guys will be on the news soon.
(badjon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:43, archived)
# Millions of people
listen to CHris Moyles, but that doesn't make him good.


Maybe not millions...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:45, archived)
# alas yes, millions
likewise, millions of people buy salt and vinegar crisps. ugh.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:48, archived)
# no, it is millions
about 3,000,000, i think.
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:49, archived)
# Thank you
for proving my point.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:54, archived)
# I've never heard him
I've heard _of_ him, but that's a different thing.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:44, archived)
# Think of
A sex obsessed man allowed to say what he wants, and you gots it in one. He can be entertaining, in 20 second chunks
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:45, archived)
# he was
good in that movie, can't remember who he played though...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:44, archived)
# private parts?
the movie was his life story..
(badjon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:45, archived)
# larry flint
wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:45, archived)
# I'm trying to visualise him
and I'm getting Howard Marks.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:46, archived)
#
clicky
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:50, archived)
# is that not
the osbourne bloke who's first name i've conviently forgotton?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:53, archived)
# Yet further evidence that a vegetarian diet can cause...
...IRREVERSIBLE BRAIN DAMAGE.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:54, archived)
# Smug
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:53, archived)
# I dont
Trust men that have to use hair bands...
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:57, archived)
# me his age should not have long hair
indeed the world would be a better place if all men had a nice short back and sides. and a trilby.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:53, archived)
# he looks like a BeeGee
to me
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:03, archived)
# He's got
Colour in his cheeks, oh you mean the other one...
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:06, archived)
# yeah
sounds about right ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:50, archived)
# ...
himself wasnt it?
(icedragon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:46, archived)
# howard
doesnt do much movies..
(badjon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:47, archived)
# badjon
doesn't do much grammar good
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:50, archived)
# He played
Buttman if I remember rightly
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:47, archived)
# Oh yes,
farting, ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:49, archived)
# Its a
Good/bad film, I like it alot/a little
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry] TJ - soze no to waste a thread
- j-walk.com/blog/docs/conference.htm

Nigerian emailers get organised.*

*May not be true.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:45, archived)
# hahaha!
Debate:
Attend a lively debate between Lady Mariam Abacha and Mr. Godwin Oyathelem. Topic: "The effectiveness of using all UPPERCASE characters."

Practical Discussion:
Mallam Mahmud Abacah answers the question, "Are 10 million emails a day too many?"

(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:54, archived)
# good morning
on the way to work today, i got a look at nasa's new shuttle.



yeah, the space race is over.
(kerouac, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:36, archived)
# Cute
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:42, archived)
# youre
not a geologist, are you? come on, out with it
(Capt'n Fabulous, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:50, archived)
# Repost from very late one weekend.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:34, archived)
# By the gods
you're ugly.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:35, archived)
# i'm going to
see him naked :|
(probably)
and a yooway for the cartoon too!
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:37, archived)
# You paid good money to see Olive from "On the Buses"?
Naked?

I could vomit.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:39, archived)
# i didn't pay any money!
he/she paid me. £4 actually. am too young to remember "on the buses", may be missing point, sorry...
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:41, archived)
# That's no excuse.
Olive: members.lycos.co.uk/otbfc/Anna.Karen.jpg
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:44, archived)
# harlot
;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:39, archived)
# Harlot
is a good word and should be used more.
"Vagabond" is another good word.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:41, archived)
# personally i favour "wench"
brings images of corsets to mind.
mmmmm, corsets
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:42, archived)
# everyone loves a good corset.
wench!
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:43, archived)
# personally
i have 2 and 2 corset bodices
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:49, archived)
# fantastic.
I have none.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:51, archived)
# mmmmm
corsetry... I have 2 bodices and one basque.
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:59, archived)
# oh yeah
i have a basque too. forgot about that!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:05, archived)
# Yes,
I think adding the word "Lusty" to "Wench" helps as well.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:44, archived)
# psst
I've posted something on penciljack. if they all hate it I shall blame you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:44, archived)
# In the writers section?
I shall go there...and its not my fault, I just thought it would be a good resource for you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:46, archived)
#
*trots off to penciljack to post abuse*
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:47, archived)
#
bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:49, archived)
# pfft
as if I would! dunno what name you're posting under anyway
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:49, archived)
# I do.

*evil laugh, hand rubbage*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:51, archived)
# I'm guessing that it's
Phoebe Mittens
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:52, archived)
# I do like
that script by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:49, archived)
# for what it's worth,
I think it's rather good.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:50, archived)
# I especially liked page 1
It brought some very strong images to mind.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:53, archived)
# oh, really?
*runs around room making squeaking noises of joy*

Fuck the Interior Design, I'm going to do this for a living. w00t.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:56, archived)
# Heh,
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:58, archived)
# Yay!
writing for a living has to be better than choosing paint colours.

I only wish I could still write...
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:00, archived)
# i think
we should have lusty wench day and change our names accordingly
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:48, archived)
# brazen hussy
is my choice
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:48, archived)
# as
is "strumpet"
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:42, archived)
# did you know that a pasty is infact a kind of pie?
as is a quiche, and many other things I would not previously have catagorised as pies.

This is how we spend our day in m3ss3ng3r.

Debating pies.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:42, archived)
# weird
i thought if it didn't have a lid it was a tart?
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:45, archived)
# stop siding with them!
argh!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:48, archived)
# that's true
but as we have discovered through extensive dictionary research, tarts are a enclosed subset of the larger world of pies.

Fascinating isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:48, archived)
# you learn something new
every day. Is it still a tart if it's got a latticework topping?
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:56, archived)
# yes
I like "deviant" too.
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:43, archived)
# I read that as
...well, I think you all know how I read that.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:44, archived)
# i dont
unless it was as "deviant"
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:50, archived)
# um
no?
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:56, archived)
# Strumpet
Everyone should have a comedy strumpet.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:45, archived)
# on a rollercoaster
does that make it any better?
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:42, archived)
# much
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:43, archived)
# i'm sure
you can come too ;)
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:46, archived)
# he can if he wants.
when i find out the date, i shall put it in the pub scheduler.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:50, archived)
# YAY
for nudie b3tans. Mmmm! i am not wanking as i type this.
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:58, archived)
# nudie b3tans are GOOD!
i think there should be more of it
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:05, archived)
# scummy
newcastle?

psht.
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:41, archived)
# stop
being nasty!

cos he could say the same for you but he doesnt.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:37, archived)
# I wasn't being nasty,
*sigh*

You know that, he knows that, everyone knows that.
I was just being stupid.

See below
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:39, archived)
# oh come on!
as sandgoblins go, this one isn't too pretty is it?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:40, archived)
# you haven't met
the rest of my family then.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:45, archived)
# he doesn't because bovine is hunk of burnling loveliness
whereas ssg... well, you wouldn't.
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:41, archived)
# *sob*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:43, archived)
# Are you on the blob, or what?
.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:41, archived)
# no but
in all seriousness, he is rather.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:44, archived)
# I don't have to take this!
I'm better looking than a lot of you.

And taller.
So there.

*sulk*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:49, archived)
# Shut it,
Quasi, go ring a bell some where.


Sorry about that, I was only joking about the ugly thing. Be thankful you're not short, like Stouffer.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:52, archived)
# 'Well so
are you'
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:38, archived)
# oh
ok then he does.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:39, archived)
# heh,
You're great.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:42, archived)
# No,
you're much uglier than I am.



Woo to the anim though
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:40, archived)
# looks like a young nana mouskouri
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:44, archived)
# pearoast you say?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:36, archived)
# why didn't
you mention it a little earlier!!!

one week is no time to manage to get up to leeds & I wanted to come to the next one.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:43, archived)
# dagnabit!
I think there's one in August too. this one has been a bit last minute
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:47, archived)
# very last minute
I might be able to make august thou
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:49, archived)
# Evil Pishy can't help it.
Her strict vegan diet has caused over reticulation of her corpus callosum.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:00, archived)
# i've been posting it all week!
but yes, there's one at the beginning of august for when kitty meow meow comes to stay with me
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:51, archived)
# You
dont see as many sparrows as you used to do.
When I was a kid they were all over the place , now nary a one.
Loads of em abroad mind , they got the right idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:36, archived)
# It's Anna Karen...
...from "On the Buses" fame!!

YAY!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:36, archived)
# yaaaah
my pretty,pretty eyes
(rotating bread, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:37, archived)
# freakin hippies
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:37, archived)
# repost?
read the faq...
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:42, archived)
# cock off.
or similar.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:44, archived)
# Had to get this off my chest.
Not that I'm the god of grammar anyway, I'm just being a self-righteous git. It's people like me that start wars, I'm sure.
(Astatine, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:31, archived)
# ha
thats good ;)

funny sh1t lol..
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:31, archived)
# *lol*
;-).
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:32, archived)
# so true.
lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:32, archived)
# 10 print "Woo. Yay. Houpla"
20 goto 10
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:33, archived)
# syntax error in line 10
/geek
EDIT: Although some variants of basic allow quotes not to be closed. Argh! Stop me!
EDIT2: And the cunt that's fixed their post should be shot.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:35, archived)
# 10 PRINT "Bollocks"; : RANDOMIZE USR 0
15 REM Ooah. Loop is it? Fucksake, Well Fucking run *this* then.
16 REM Shame you don't have a Multi-threaded operating system really, then you'd be fucked.
17 REM As it is, all you'll lose is this BASIC program.
18 REM unless you've been really clever and dumped the interpreter's working area to high memory
19 REM Or something
20 GOTO 10
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:44, archived)
# TRUE STORY
someone I know though LOL meant

"Lots of love"

Awww.....
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:33, archived)
# it took me 3 years of being online
before i saw "lol" for the first time
and it took another year to work out what it meant. and then i had to ask someone else
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:35, archived)
# That's because you don't eat enough Quorn.
Or Quark.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:37, archived)
# Or
Quarrots.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:38, archived)
# quorn on the quob
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:39, archived)
# pervert!
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:42, archived)
# a squlice
of quake
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:43, archived)
# Hahahahaha
My Web Junior thought that until last week, when I told her. hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:44, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:33, archived)
# WTF!?
OMG LOL!!!!1
that's shit! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:34, archived)
# lest their statement in a be taken at face value?
Some one call the grammar police!
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:34, archived)
# Grammar I do,
proof-reading myself is another matter.
(Astatine, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:37, archived)
# pah!
That's only good against 99% of all known pedants.

I'm the other 1%
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:39, archived)
# You should call it
"Pedent Guard" and see how many of 'em crawl out of the woodwork.
(Astatine, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:40, archived)
# Someone
shurely?
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:45, archived)
# roflmayo11!
idolikeit
(rotating bread, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:34, archived)
# cock
off
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:34, archived)
# can you put 1111 in it
cos I have no idea what that means?
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:35, archived)
# At last they found the WMDs... Hiding in Dubyas mouth...

First one
(apg, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:29, archived)
# gherkins of mass destruction?
hehe
welcome aboard
yaaaarrrr etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:31, archived)
# gah!
destructing his tastebuds, no doubt.
woo you, pull up a kitten
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:31, archived)
# welcome!
You'll never leave
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:32, archived)
# welcome
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:32, archived)
# awwwww
the baby honey monster again! what does it eat?
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:36, archived)

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