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Hello
I'm upset Latvia didn't get through to Eurovision.

How are you fuck faces?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:55, archived)
I'm swell. Busy busy busy. OO! HOLY SHIT THREAD, JMG. FUCK WORMULUS HOUSE SHIT HA LOL!

(__, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:57, archived)
I've just washed my hair and I look like I should be doing a calander for a boy band.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:57, archived)
oh em gee DG

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:58, archived)
Dawn these CKs are tight...

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:01, archived)

calander for a
band

lol
(__, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:59, archived)
I'M IMPLYING YOU'RE GAY AND IT'S FUNNY

(__, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:01, archived)
LOLS! It's funny because I like girls and make men feel uncomfortable :D

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:05, archived)
I'm admiring your beauty.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:58, archived)
Well yeah
everyone is, you know
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:01, archived)
You have a strange erotic power.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:02, archived)
she can tie a knot in a cherry stalk with her beef curtains?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:06, archived)
I was being poetic, but you had to sully it with obscenities.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:07, archived)
I've not tried.
I can with my tongue
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:09, archived)
I'm cunt, good, fucking, change, time, great, win, people, accent, fuck, board.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 14 May 2009, 23:00, archived)
i'm grand, ta
when are you going to send out the randomburn NO I'M ONLY KIDDING LOL
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:00, archived)
:(
oh spacefish. sadface, OFFLINE
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:01, archived)
you've done us all a grand service, you should be proud

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:21, archived)
I have REALLY NEARLY finished my LAST PIECE OF COURSEWORK EVER.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 23:04, archived)
WOOHOOOOOO!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:06, archived)
A bit miffed that the "Blimey, the football" went wrong
but on the whole quite chipper.

I have a day off tomorrow because Sky+HD is being installed. PIN SHARP!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:17, archived)
bbc two
they just used a b3tans image, the one with the cat on a roomba that is firing shells.

What other stuff has made it of b3ta and on to the tele?
(Peter_G, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:13, archived)
:/

(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:14, archived)
alright peter_g

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:14, archived)
*feels bad for even posting here*

(Peter_G, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:15, archived)
Don't feel bad
*Nudges shoulder*
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:21, archived)
My stuff was stolen by Nickelodeon for a TV show.
I sued and got dosh.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:15, archived)
you should've made a shady out of court settlement
"20 unmarked pugs in a brief case by the fountain".
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:19, archived)
It was actually.
I said I wanted £3000 and they gave it to me :D

Basically my David Hasselhoff pic (also my Jeremy Beadle and a good few others up until 6 months ago) was the first result on Google images. Someone stole it and used it on the show for a kids gameshow thingy.

Was really weird how I found out as i work next door to the Nickelodeon offices and they were carting it out as I walked past and I started freaking out. man, talk about fate. The girl who made it thought I was nuts then went white when I asked to see her manager and then the MD. I had copyright on the image too. I got my work's legal department to come in with me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:25, archived)
So what did you do with your 3 grand?

(Peter_G, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:26, archived)
Millenium Ed Fender P Bass and 600watt Amp with 1100Watt cab
And partying :)
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:29, archived)
*Is jealous*

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:30, archived)
Is that a guitar of some sort?

(Peter_G, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:30, archived)
No it's a book.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 22:31, archived)
Wasn't Millenium Ed Fender P Bass the lead singer with The 600watt-Amp-with-1100Watt-cabs?

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:32, archived)
The 600watt-Amp-with-1100Watt-cabs and the partying :)'s I think you'll find.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 22:34, archived)
why red?

(Peter_G, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:36, archived)
DG! That lady has stolen your guitar!

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakin BITCH!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:45, archived)
*mops brow* Those jeans...
Is that a rounders bat in your pocket or...
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 22:42, archived)
I dress to the left

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:45, archived)
whew

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 22:46, archived)
BTW it's not a rounders bat. It's my penis.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:54, archived)
that's a great bass face you've got there

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:45, archived)
It's the Paul Stanley powt I've adopted for my own uses.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:47, archived)
This is an excellent internet anecdote.
I give this 9.4 out of 10 on my anecdoteometer.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:27, archived)
"don't be so blue, Peter"

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:28, archived)
Haha brilliant stuff,
I used to work around there, just off Oxford Street right?
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:27, archived)
indeed. Foubert's Place, just off carnaby. :)

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:28, archived)
I worked in the building opposite the muriel
loads of nice sandwich shops and parks to look at ladies in.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:29, archived)
Ah I know the one. :)

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:39, archived)
Foubert's Place sounds like a rude ladypart
"She let me kiss her in Foubert's Place" etc...
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
I now work on an industrial estate in Burgess Hill,
oh the glamour :(

Still ten minutes from home by the sea.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:42, archived)
Do they not assume they will get sued?

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:22, archived)
mmm peanuts unt beer

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:17, archived)
i'm not really sure, i felt pret took my idea of veg animal, but i'm sure they didn't really, just much the same idea
great for them, i enjoyed mine, good brill wonders
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:18, archived)
i abandoned my inventing after BMW came up with the same idea
that I had had 5 years previously
i was still in the research and development stage, so i didn't have a working prototype to base a patent application on. sad times :(

basically, this explains what i was trying to achieve www.gizmag.com/go/2766/
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:37, archived)
in fairness K, if they had the idea after you they would just spend you into
penury by letting it go to court and employing time-wasting tactics so you can't afford to take it further. A patent doesn't protect you from copying, it only allows you to sue someone if you can afford it.

/goddam Sega Saturn and N64 did me out of my great idea :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 14 May 2009, 22:45, archived)
my system was similar to both BMW's and Citroen's
i'd sorted out the electrical side of it (two relays meaning hazards flash faster was the original prototype) but was still working on (and limited by my lack of technical knowledge and resources) the dynamic inertia side of it

oh well
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:35, archived)
Defying the question to the letter of the law ( but in the same spirit)
Anil Gupta used to frequent the same writers' forum / chat room on AOL as me. So when I saw two quite specific jokes from a piece of mine in a Christmas edition of Goodness Gracious Me I was highly suspicious. But look at it this way, either 'was nicked' but that means 'worth nicking' , or 'wasn't nicked, coincidence' which means 'you're on the right path if that kind of thing makes it to TV, son.

However these days I am an engineer so never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 14 May 2009, 22:38, archived)
I went to Chiquitos for lunch today.
I was so stuffed I've not eaten since, except for beer and peanuts.

I had the Chimmichangas with spicy chicken (I couldn't eat the beans, too much) then I got a hot fudge brownie sunday-ice cream thing.

Also, the decor at
www.chiquito.co.uk/
was most impressive for a chain restaurant in the UK.

That's it.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:01, archived)
they do a nice mojito
ive not had much luck recently with mojitos
the end.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:02, archived)
Mint Sauce!

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:03, archived)
it had a thin slick of oil on the top

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:04, archived)
that's bad beveraging :(

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:05, archived)
That's so wrong.
Criminal, if you will.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:05, archived)
I liked the decor there.
The food was fucking yum.

I shall return.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:03, archived)
top planning. i'm a huge fan of plans myself.

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:05, archived)
Plans and flans.
The world is complex.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:08, archived)
my banoffee pie is to die for

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:10, archived)
what's in that?
I really liked the decor, it was Inca.

(it wasn't a plan, we just went)

no plan or flan
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:11, archived)
banana and toffee and biscuit and whipped cream
i dont eat it myself
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:13, archived)
That's some fine pie.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:15, archived)
i get that a lot.

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:17, archived)
Go to Revelutions down St Annes Court in Solo. they do the best one's I've found

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:04, archived)
im fucking parched now

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:06, archived)
I'm having a nice G&T atm :)

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:09, archived)
I'm also reliving my childhood by watching Moonwalker.
Cheesy cool film.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:09, archived)
goonies reminds me of being a kid
i used to fancy the bollocks off mikey
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:14, archived)
I'm exploring Soho this weekend.
SoLow?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:09, archived)
I love Soho, work there and I'd live there if I could.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:18, archived)
i wouldn't know what that is, that is my fault and not in anyway related to your lack of the good thing you are after, no offence
great
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:05, archived)
it's a cocktail containing no pimms or vodka... you'd be baffled

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:06, archived)
i'm often baffeld, no in the sound reduction or water spay sense
forum banter, great
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:07, archived)
thats muffled like the word muff coupled with a word that also means ran away

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:09, archived)
Did you go to the one in Tower Park?
I've been there before with my family post-cinema and it was disappointing.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 22:02, archived)
No Limey-Wimey.
I live in London now.

A one in..Essex?

Ed: Also I walked past you at the Russell Brand gig, LOL

I was going to buy you a drink but I don't think you would have drank it.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:03, archived)
thanks for that.
i had been wondering
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:03, archived)
Really, they rule.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:09, archived)
didn't we already do this?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:03, archived)
what, mexican?

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:08, archived)
The Leicester Square one is the worst restaurant I've ever been to in my life.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:03, archived)
:/
EXPLAIN!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:04, archived)
i found it to serve food and beverages, i'm no resturant critic so i'm not really one to judge it, ok
no offence, great
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:06, archived)
that seems to me that you enjoyed yourself, that is great, unless of course i'm mis-reading your post, maybe sarcasm, i can't judge that via my experiance of your forum posting
great
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:04, archived)
I had a good time.
And I enjoyed the food there.

Most filling and I really liked the ice-cream.

9.7/10
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:05, archived)
I wonder if it was as good as the brown bread ice cream at The Belfry etc...

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:07, archived)
It was better.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:10, archived)
Great.
My belt just snapped, bollocks. It's the only decent one I have.

I bought it in Greece about 5 years ago, I loved that belt too.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:11, archived)
Inca decor, I was impressed.
It was like AMERICA!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:12, archived)
It does look quite cool, judging by the photos.

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:14, archived)
Fucking A

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:18, archived)
Is there a bash on?
Or something really good on TV?
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 14 May 2009, 21:46, archived)
Everyone is busy designing CD covers for randomburn.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 14 May 2009, 21:48, archived)
we were waiting for you

(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:49, archived)
I have nothing interesting to say.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 14 May 2009, 21:49, archived)
it's not uncommon

(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:57, archived)
great forum banter
brill
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:01, archived)
what are you implying?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:04, archived)
cr3 implemented a wicked piece of code that filters out any new thread
that mentions an item of food. It simply refuses to post that message. Got rid of the shite infesting this place a treat. Cheers cr3.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:50, archived)
Just so you know,
I had calzone for dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 14 May 2009, 21:53, archived)
i probably would have no idea, i suppose so, but there may not be, i'm no really the one to ask, hope your ok with this? no offence
great
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:52, archived)
I'm happy just to know that you are still posting and still in love with this board and all its posters.
It's all good baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 14 May 2009, 21:54, archived)
it's interesting to post on a forum and enjoy each others ways, unless of course you don't enjoy that style of forum, i'm not the ne to judge
great times, no offence
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:58, archived)
I can't even imagine not enjoying each other's ways and feel so very sorry for those that are not able to.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 14 May 2009, 22:00, archived)
i've been watching "Blimey, the football"

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:53, archived)
and how's that working out?

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:54, archived)
it could have been better
i should have watched all of the comedy game on ITV4 between lolold footballers and celebrities
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:01, archived)
Is this a new Andrew Lloyd Webber wankfest?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 14 May 2009, 21:58, archived)
Oh
Match of the Day should be renamed to this.

Quick, someone make an online petition.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:02, archived)
I just cried watching ER

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:00, archived)
Clooney is soooo dreamy, I've cried through frustration of knowing he'll never be mine too...

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:01, archived)
I've been sent your address for randomburn
I hope you know that I will be addressing the envelope exactly as you wrote it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 14 May 2009, 22:06, archived)
NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I'M A PLANE.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:43, archived)
Surely you can't be serious?

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:43, archived)
He is serious, and don't call him Shirely.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:48, archived)
Is that the noise the plane's making?

(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:45, archived)
How many horses are there?

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:45, archived)
None.
Horse is lies.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:45, archived)
But I have seen them.
IN MOVIES!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:46, archived)
woodworker eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:46, archived)
ha, funny forum posting banter
great
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:47, archived)
i'm very much liking this approach. no offence

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:53, archived)
hey, no offence taken
smart times
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:54, archived)
*eats you*
*holds mouth open for more*
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:48, archived)
NNYYOOOOOOOW DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA
TAKE THAT YOU DIRTY JERRY
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:53, archived)
naw you aint

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:54, archived)
FUCK OFF CUNT

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:56, archived)
An hour and a half?
Get it together you shitstains.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:32, archived)
maybe its the thread drought I have been hearing so much about..
come on

there are loads of things to talk about

sex

food

eurovision

sex
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:34, archived)
DIY
I built bookcases yesterday. I was going to build beds today, but my Mum needed me to take her to the supermarket. I'm a good daughter.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:38, archived)
good daughter?
other name for a spinster I believe ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:41, archived)
:oD
this too
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:52, archived)
I had sex with my girlfriend last night
there were 3 positions and some oral. she came twice. is this the sort of thing you want to know?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:41, archived)
Did you fall asleep "in her", and then carry on when you woke up?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:42, archived)
hang on
hangggg on


done
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:46, archived)
Poke it up your scabby jappy you cock oiled gruntting spunkhat

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 14 May 2009, 20:35, archived)
I had bacon.
STREAKY bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 May 2009, 20:35, archived)
I like my bacon only just cooked. None of that crispy shite.
How do you have yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:41, archived)
like meaty glass,
I can see this going sugar in tea
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:43, archived)
*bristles*

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:48, archived)
I couldn't think of a decent thread
so I didn't bother.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:36, archived)
That shouldn't stop you.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:41, archived)
shut up shut up

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:36, archived)
I'm chosing things that I want for my birthday on Amazon
that nobody will ever get me (:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:39, archived)
Expensive new lenses?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:40, archived)
nah
more like LOMOs and DVDs. www.amazon.co.uk/gp/registry/P64RE1XF4FPN
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:47, archived)
MOAR!
www.amazon.co.uk/Lomography-Lomo-920-Oktomat-Camera/dp/B0007VVXHQ/ref=pd_sim_ce_6

:-D

D700? That really is a wishlist :-p
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:55, archived)
To be fair I have a D700 sat next to me right now.
but it is only on loan from uni. but a wish list is a wish list! q:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:56, archived)
I have a slightly used 100W light bulb next to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:58, archived)
Please may I fondle your buttocks?

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:39, archived)
Yes.
*mandrils*
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:40, archived)
I haven't got anything to get worked up about
I could tell you about the E30 325iX I have my eye on, but you wouldn't care
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:43, archived)
DOG RAPES HORSE

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:43, archived)
Fight Deacon.
joey-deacon.mybrute.com
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:47, archived)
This is your holiday.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7iqruMmbyY
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:05, archived)
that's ym

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:09, archived)
This is your holiday
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hemiJCSGSxM
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:10, archived)
Oh dear god no.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:18, archived)
I was expecting more Massey Ferguson to be honest

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:20, archived)
you might like to get some of
these before next season
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:22, archived)
ooh, John Deere hats
now that is classy
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:25, archived)
I've got a green mesh John Deere baseball cap somewhere.
I wear it rarely, and even then, mostly indoors.
I wore it once outside and having seen a picture of myself, I realised what a twat I look in baseball caps.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:35, archived)
yeah, you do have to be reasonably cool to to pull off a john deere cap

you can't just have any old pleb wearing the merch
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:37, archived)
This is your holiday
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_MiGrL9350
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:45, archived)
sweet fuck that is horrible...
just horrible
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:27, archived)
I have a sudden urge to go to a wedding or a working men's club.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 19:10, archived)
Did Lisa gaz you the sites?
If not I'll forward them on.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:14, archived)
Nope, please do.
I am already thinking about post-exam treats. I am going to celebrate the end of all coursework ever this evening with knicker purchasing, I think the end of exams will earn me a dress or two.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 19:22, archived)
She seems to have gone, perhaps she didn't see your reply.
I've sent you nice goodies!
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:31, archived)
There's one of the latter literally 100 yards from me.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:53, archived)
Will you go on my behalf?

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
Certainly.
What are you having?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:57, archived)
Pint of bitter please.
Pork scratchings if there are any.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 19:59, archived)
Bleak

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:12, archived)
haha, christ

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:13, archived)
Oh god I hope not.
I'd probably die and Azra3l would go on a killing rampage.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:13, archived)
I'd probably put a thudding bassline to it
and dance to it in leather hotpants while waving glowsticks
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:15, archived)
SEXY

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:18, archived)
Sometimes I go
too far
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 14 May 2009, 19:15, archived)
Oh deary me...

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:17, archived)
Well I clicked.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:17, archived)
Hee hee.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 19:23, archived)
No, this is though:
b3ta.belm.co.uk/villa2
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:19, archived)
it look like a tropical mental hospital

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:38, archived)
IT IS

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:53, archived)
I would slip my penis up each and every one of those people.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 May 2009, 19:34, archived)
Hey, you, the rock steady crew
sign up to my event www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/19543

totally sweet
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:13, archived)
My mate that once stuck a Coke bottle up his arse is going to that.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:30, archived)
He's probably headlining the cabaret stage

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:50, archived)
*chuckle*

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 May 2009, 20:31, archived)
I just booked a holiday!
What kind of holidays do you like?

Active? Beachy? Lazy? Historical? Sexual?
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
Where did you go for in the end?
I like a lazy beachy one. with lots of books.
(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
I'm going to stay here
www.holidaylettings.co.uk/rentals/marazion/87651

It's in Marazion in Cornwall
maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=marazion+cornwall&sll=50.120413,-5.475955&sspn=0.013758,0.033174&ie=UTF8&ll=50.12498,-5.47411&spn=0.055027,0.132694&t=h&z=13&iwloc=A

I hope it'll be lovely. I decided to stump up and extra £40 for our own cottage in the end, i hope it's the right decision.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
Looks very pretty with nice views

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
Marazion is lovely.
You'll really enjoy it, and it is the perfect post-essay retreat,
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 14 May 2009, 18:10, archived)
You've been there?
I hope it's good. Az says it's pretty lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:11, archived)
Aye, it's really small but very lovely.
Plus you will be quite near to Penzance, St Ives and a few other places too :)

St Michaels Mount is well worth a visit if you get chance.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 14 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
Well we're there for a week so I'm certainly planning a visit.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:16, archived)
I'll second the St Michael's Mount endorsement.
Also, see if the Minnack theatre has anything on while you are there.

Curiosity will get the better of you, but brace yourself for Lands End.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 14 May 2009, 18:21, archived)
I really like Holidaying in Cornwall (If you could guarantee the weather)
It has just about everything, Big beaches, plenty of surfing, lots to do inland etc.
A few years ago my GF and I spent 2 weeks in the pissing rain, vowed never to go back again.
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:05, archived)
I'm off to Cornwall.
I bloody hope it's sunny but if it isn't it'll be jumpers and walking on the beach and nice pubs and that I guess, still pretty lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
Are either of you going to be driving?
*gets out WW's Big Book Of Awesome Cornish Pubs*
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 14 May 2009, 18:11, archived)
No but we're going to take bikes.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
*gets out slightly smaller book*
Actually, there is a very good rail service so you should be ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 14 May 2009, 18:14, archived)
Hee hee.
Railway pub crawl!
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:15, archived)

Da Swinehoonts have been seen around your window. Better pull down Da
Shades when you rub Da Baboon with Da Lamb Chop.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
Me and my friends are thinking of going on one.
It will need to be cheap and drunk, that is all.
Sexual would be good too though.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:07, archived)
We're thinking Poland at the moment.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
:(

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:20, archived)
I dislike holidays normally though
but that's because I usually have to go with the family, not been on one for a few years because of this.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:22, archived)
How about Butlins in Skegness?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 14 May 2009, 18:22, archived)
We wanna go abroad

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:31, archived)
Oh.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 14 May 2009, 18:43, archived)
If you go to Poland the locals will beat you up and rob you blind
in Krakow, a lot of restaurants will not accept English people
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
Lazy historical

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:08, archived)
Is that because you are lazy and old?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:35, archived)
Where did you go for?
My dream holiday at the moment is lying on a beach with a book I've chosen to read, a drink, some music and good company. And sex. I am so looking forward to graduating.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
Sounds good to me.
See above for where I'm going, whaddaya think?

Not in foreign but still nice, silly Az doesn't have a passport.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:11, archived)
Looks lovely. I am a dyed in the wool beach bum so coastal holidays are what it's all about.
We're going to Ibiza for a week of girly partying and I want to go away somewhere else too.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
Oooh ohh ohh.
I've just mentioned Heidegger in my essay.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 18:20, archived)
Cool... in what context?

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:29, archived)
All of the above.
I like water skiing on the beach on a lilo while taking in the historic buildings and receiving a blowjob.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 14 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
WINNAR

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:10, archived)
A bit of everything.
Not so keen on beaches, mind, as I can only get a Spen Valley tan.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:10, archived)
Climbing.
My girlfriend hates climbing holidays. This causes problems.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:10, archived)
she'll get over it

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:38, archived)
I like palm trees, white sand and crystal clear waters
anywhere except Blackpool
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:11, archived)
I fucking hate blackpool.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
Nuke it from orbit.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:14, archived)
This may change your mind.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lancashire/8049362.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 14 May 2009, 18:24, archived)
It's not
quite as ridiculous a notion as turning Barnsley into a Tuscan village, but it's going that way.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:26, archived)
That is fucking brilliant.
'otpot!

Oui!
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:48, archived)
So you'll be cancelling Cornwall and going to Blackpool then?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 14 May 2009, 18:50, archived)
I've been to an extraordinary black beach before.
Well, it seems extraordinary if you don't live anywhere near an active volcano.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
I like black beaches but the sand gets so hot.
The dead sea is the weirdest beach I've ever been to.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:14, archived)
All of the above.
I get bored if I laze about on the beach too much, but I like to relax too.

Cornwall or Cyprus for me. Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 14 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
I've never been to cyprus.
I've been to greece though, it's lovely there.

*starts war with you*
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
SEXY FIGHTING TIEM.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 14 May 2009, 18:15, archived)
Wicca.
I might need your help, I've been looking everywhere for a gorgeous 50s or 50s style sailor dress.

Perhaps something like this www.pinupgirlclothing.com/pinup-couture-sailor-swing-dress.html

But all the nice ones are in America, do you have any ace shopping secrets for lovely dresses here?
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:19, archived)
Have you tried..
www.vivienofholloway.com/ ?
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 18:21, archived)
Ooooh thank you.
They're lovely, no sailor ones that I can see but very very nice.

I quite like this one www.fairygothmother.co.uk/cf-anchor.htm but it's not quite the sailor look I'd like plus it's black for a summer wedding... I wish they made it in navy.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:29, archived)
I have gazzed you a couple of links...
including a VERY useful website.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 14 May 2009, 18:35, archived)
Thank you!
I've found the perfect dress now but they don't have it in my size :(

I've just emailed them to see if they're going to get more stock in before July which is when my brother's wedding is.

*fingers crossed*

Thanks again Wicca.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:44, archived)
Can I be in the cool girls dress GAZ club?
I need dresses for balls and graduation and leaving parties and the high street is leaving me cold.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 18:49, archived)
This
Although I have never been to Cornwall or Cyprus.

I really need a nice beachy holiday, haven't been on one in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:34, archived)
I'm going to Worgate

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:17, archived)
they don't call it phwoargate

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:20, archived)
no no no, you're meant to say "Worgate? where's that?"
then I say "at the end o' wor path"

then we roll around laughing for half an hour
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:21, archived)
I don't have a path

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:26, archived)
you ruin everything

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:08, archived)
I just want to go back to Australia, basically.
You can do everything there.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:18, archived)
Can you drink decent Guinness?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 14 May 2009, 18:25, archived)
meat holiday

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:18, archived)
All of the above.

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:19, archived)
Family
anywhere away from it all with my husband and children is good by me.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:21, archived)
I want to go back to Florida.
And I wouldn't mind going to Santorini.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 14 May 2009, 18:25, archived)
Also, I love going on city breaks too
Different kind of relaxing to beaches though!
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:35, archived)
I'm looking forward to Scarborough in 6 weeks.
My ideal holiday would be a combination of places to go and see things (museums and the like) and parks/forests/beaches for walks and relaxing.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:39, archived)
i dunno, i just like being somewhere different
i like learning new languages, but i haven't done that for a while
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:40, archived)
Beachy and eaty

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:53, archived)
jewISH

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:58, archived)
I hate to take up all the threads and only talk about food in one of them, but last night's Lost was an excellent cliff-hanger.
That's usually enough to set somebody off.
I also like 24.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
I do not watch TV
gets in the way of Warcraft
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
Well, this is one case where I am not shocked one iota.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
internet nerd in playing online game as substitute for real life
shocker..........
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
I like Flight of the Conchords.
I have never seen 24.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
i find it funnier when i watch several episodes in a row.
individually, i'm a bit meh about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 14 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
I can watch it however.
I need to watch the end of series 2 though.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
tpb would be your fwend.

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 14 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
I can't use torrents.
If tpb stands for what i think it does.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:36, archived)
it does.

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 14 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
i've been watching House, i can't believe Kutner shot himself

(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
just wait till you see the series finale then
it'll BLOW YOUR TINY MIND
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:19, archived)
i have, it didn't

(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
you're probably still in shock

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:22, archived)
The finest medical mind being commited to a mental hospital and you didn't find it at all perplexing?

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
no

(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
Way to spoiler it for those who haven't seen it

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
Thanks I feel proud
As if you couldn't guess from the way the series was going anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
good point, it did come a bit out of the blue
i thought he was going to get shot again
(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
on a side note this also means that TRITTER WAS RIGHT

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
Brilliant.
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
FUCKING AWESOME ENDING

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
Did Cuddy step out of the shower and it turned out that the past two years was all just a dream?

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
pretty much
years +episodes
dream +hallucination
(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
Jesus fucking christ.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:41, archived)
actually it was only parts of the previous episodes and his decline in mental health had been set up over the whole series very well
it's hard to explain it properly without spoiling it completely for those who haven't seen it though
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:48, archived)
I've been watching Alias season 4,
It's gone even more dawson's creek than 3, but with stupid laser watches

LASER WATCHES

I BET IT'S ONLY ME THAT CARES
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
Dawson's Creek.
Now, I never watched that. But an incredibly heterosexual man I know really used to enjoy that.
It was very worrying, at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
i bet you watched John Doe too when that was on

(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
no

should I?
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
i've never watched it
my friend is always trying to get me to, so perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:22, archived)
24 is dire; a meandering implausible sack of drivel
you should be ashamed of yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
There that is.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
I could always say I like Coldplay, too?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
it's interesting to watch purely to see how they go about
making each series more extreme and torture filled than the last one
(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:14, archived)

interesting insufferable
extreme contrived
torture filled screen-smashingly retarted
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
yeh, but when is he going to do wees? lol

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
You've just plummeted in my estimation of you

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:19, archived)
lol kim keeps gettin kidnpped

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:21, archived)
rofl the rough daughter from roseanne does a dead!

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:22, archived)
it fills the other screen while i'm posting shit on the internet
and there's a high shouting at people tied to chairs content, what's not to like
(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:19, archived)
He can go a whole 24 hours
without having a wee.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
Coo, I feel validated for liking both Lost and 24 now :)
nay, loving them, and yes, JMG, the ending was a belter.
Also looking forward to the 24 finale next Monday.
pure escapist fun
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
I had to dampen my big bald head.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
I hear they based John Locke on you
and is it you they were referring to 'in the shadow of the statue'?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
I believe it was intially referred to in draft scripts as:
"That Shadow of the Statue Man Pet".
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
so you only have four toes on each foot then?

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
THE TRUTH IS OUT!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
hahaha, I look forward to seeing a statue of your Mum next season :)
and maybe there's enough characters now in different 'factions' to get a footie league up and running
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
Pretty addicted to The Wire and Breaking Bad at the mo.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 14 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
how far along are you with the wire?
i don't want to waste any spoilers on you if you've already seen those episodes
(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
McNULTY IS IN THE PHANTOM MENACE

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
Really? Where?
is he drinking Jameson's while waving a lightsaber in an erratic manner?
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
omar is secretly gay

(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
Fucking knew it.
You can just tell he got that scar while forcefully trying to remove a gimp mask.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 14 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
Is he the sea monster that eats the other sea monster
or is he the other sea monster?
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:21, archived)
Oh my god, Prez just shot a hole in the wall of their office!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 14 May 2009, 17:21, archived)
It was very considerate of him to shoot his bullet at a hole.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:23, archived)
Them two are top of the pile here

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:21, archived)
I watched Fireman Sam with my little one
Its all CG now, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:22, archived)
Fireman Sam: NY
Episode One: Ground Zero.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
Episode Two: Ground One

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 14 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
HEROES
getting gradually shitter. I watched the 3rd series over two days, and even then i couldn't work out what the fuck was going on.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 14 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
Series 2 was unbelievably bad
the last one was OK but it's pretty weak stuff at best.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
i couldn't even manage the whole of the first series

(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
You and I are heading for a serious disagreement, online..!

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:35, archived)
I am doing REVERSE ENGINEERING
I've found three old cameras that I own that I can USE! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:41, archived)
CLEANING = PROFIT.
This is top birding!

*Salute*
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
I have several old cameras.
and a sony reel to reel tape thingy.
MAKE THEM WORK FOR ME
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 14 May 2009, 17:45, archived)
only if i can keep at least one of them

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
Hello again.
Tonight I'm going out with Team Handsome.
How will your night pan out?

Best guesses now.

For those of you who are staying in.
What's your favourite type of He-Man from the eighties?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
I'm staying in
Battle-Damage. If you mean the action figures.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
I'm pulling an all nighter!
writing my dissertation
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
Is it about me, JMG?
You'd score extra marks.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
Are you secretly the acclaimed philosopher and sometime nazi party member Heidegger?

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
If he was on the dole I can see no reason for Aberdeen not to assume this.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
I'd like to read this document when it's finished

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
It's still afternoon, what if you finish
will you have to stay up anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
No, then I will drink beers and dance about and then probably go to sleep.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
fucking student
get a job hippy
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
No thank you.
Not until I've fulfilled my academic ambitions first.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
you'd better be doing a worthwhile subject
and not media studies or some such cockrot
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
Depends what you mean by worthwile.
I do art history, specialising in German metaphysical aesthetics and medieval architecture.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:04, archived)
I'm scared you're being serious

(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
YEP!

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
There's no such thing as a worthwhile subject.
They're all equally useless now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
I couldn't do what I'm doing now without my degree

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
I didn't realise they did degrees in flipping burgers
check me, getting into the /talk mode of abuse
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
No, you're just being a fuckbin.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
could be worse
could be ym
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
True.
She is pretty rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
The module on chicken burgers was very rewarding.

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
JMG must have posted
oh hang on.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
It may be possible that althegeordie has now overtaken Moohalaa in the "WHO REPLES TO JMG THE MOST" stakes.
I think this is 50% hero worship and 50% to do with Moohalaa not posting as much any more, mind.
Fair play.

Feel free to print this off and take it to your next internet b4sh.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
But why do you post when the replies apparently upset you so much?
Or if they don't, why the need to draw attention to this?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
Forget JMG for a minute
althegeordie has posted!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 14 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
*firm handshakes*

(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:03, archived)
You keep saying I'm upset at things.
But you stormed off in a huff the other night when I posted your picture on here.
You didn't reply for hours.


This is very childish and silly.
Apologise to your Hero.
Everybody's looking, even girls. Stand up and say sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
I fell asleep actually
I did go back the next day and see the doctored photo Gilgamesh put up. It made me laugh.

My point is, as I said, why draw attention to the fact that people reply?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:03, archived)
*looks at you*

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
There. Girls are looking.
This is all he wanted.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
A real girl?
on the internet?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
She is
and she's going to frown at you too if you're not careful.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:22, archived)
Moohalaa never reacted like this.
:(
Why do you always think I'm picking on you?
Just because you're from QOTW doesn't necessarily mean we're all always picking on you.
Now yes, you aren't as good as even the average /talk user, yet alone B3ta's champion JMG. But you really need to enter these conversations with less of a "gung-ho" attitude.

You should be delighted that I even reply.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
I had one with a back pack on it for a ring of six caps
and when you moved it's arms it was supposed to bang or something but it never worked. I guess it was Arthritic He-man or something

I also had a battle-cat
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
I'm going to go to manchester,
probably find my friend has failed to get tickets for a gig and it's now sold out, and probably end up going to a local rockclub, getting very drunk and vomiting somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
I've lost my voice so staying in tonight.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 14 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
Lack of speaking shouldnt
stop you from going out and having some fun.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
unless you are the main act at a debating society
or an after dinner speaker
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
Was off to a mates house to play poker, so there'll be much cigar smoke in the air.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 14 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
You dont need to speak to smoke a cigar.

(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:23, archived)
I'm stopping in
and watching the second Eurovision semi final on BBC3. There will be drinking of booze and possible fannying around, ONLINE.

I didn't own any He-Man figures due to being a girl and preferring Care Bears and My Little Ponies.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

I've not seen that one for a while
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
Eurovision.
It's been getting worse and worse to the point now I feel it's offensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
The best song I've seen this year didn't get through JMG.
I'm LMAOUTRAGED.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
I'm staying in tonight

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
There are a group of boys at work who call themselves "Team Gorgeous"
I am not included in this group. ):

Tonight I will probably get another early night because I don't feel tip top.
Or I will run around like a maniac with my D700 taking shit photos hoping to take good photos.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
I invite you to JMG Towers one day to shoot my new album.
It'll mainly be me, JMG chasing off the Mexican groundsmen with my paint gun.
Bouncy castle party at 3pm.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
jesus
do you work with a bunch of insufferable cunts?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
I'm going to wash some ties and socks
Then I might get an early night as my knees hurt from carrying fat after going running a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
I liked
this episode of He-Man best.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
What's your favourite type of mint chewing gum?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
Airwaves black

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
but it's not really mint.
Wrightleys Spearmint.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
Wronglys bummint

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
I'm tired and sick

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
Go home
and be sick at home
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:47, archived)

at home on someone's shoes on the tube on your way.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
This is borderline food, JMG...

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
I'm trying to fit in.
A question with minimal in the way of discussion, and food.
Later, I'll accuse JMG of repeating himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 16:33, archived)
A small hoard of QOTWers were on earlier, chumming each other up over how they all hate JMG.
It was quite the spectacle.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
I bet they were typing on here with one hand
and bitching to each other on MSN with the other.

If ever there is a power cut in their street, these people must feel awfully lonely.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
I haven't posted on there, today.
They must miss me.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
Some of them think you're a regular in disguise.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
They think I'm a QOTW regular with this comedy account?
Or I have another account for QOTW..


I don't understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
I wasn't sure either. I didn't want to ask as I had to go out.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
I'm sure they'll explain if I ask nicely.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
You might have to wait until tomorrow
a lot of them will have gone home by now.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
Slack bastards

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
They are aren't they

(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
Yes, school finishes around 3.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
Are you in detention then?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
He's in his van
with his imaginary kittens.
Outside the school gates.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:51, archived)
My car does have a PC with Internet access... :-(

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
I was just being mindlessly rude
I'm sure you've got better things to do with your time than small children.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
LOL
I'm just one of the jobless ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:52, archived)

home
to bed
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
There we go.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
You can't go.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:51, archived)
Why can't he go?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:51, archived)
He might cease to exist :(

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
on the internet

(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
i prefer strawberry to mint

(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
I just like spearmint.
Brand does not bother me, I am not a brand slave.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
mint

(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
I don't eat the stuff JMG
Also I fucking hate anyone who chews gum with their mouth open.
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:32, archived)
It's not mint, but I love big red.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:33, archived)
Mince

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:33, archived)
No mint
strawberry lime plz
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:33, archived)
I don't chew gum
it makes you look common
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
that Burberry baseball cap and tracksuit
is whats making you look common
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
innit

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
exactly

(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
Wrigglies extra blue ones
I'm eating one now.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
do you eat chewing gum?
or do you just chew it?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
Masticate

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
Nice sig
I love that film.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
Cheers
I had to shorten the quote a bit, he actually says "but I guess you can shop there".
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
I prefer Juicy Fruit
or Cherry Airwaves or Wrigleys Fire, which I haven't seen for ages.

But if it has to absolutely be mint, then peppermint.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
ick, not mint
cinnamon gum if I can find it
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
Booze.
Chewing gum is for people who need something to do other than think.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
Do softmints count?
I don't like chewing gum, I think it makes people look like slack-jawed yokels.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
You'd really not like living where I live
not only does everyone chew gum, but there is a large proportion of yokels with astonishingly high levels of jaw slackness.
And a severe disregard of societal convention.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
I have IMPERIALS in my car.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
Fancy!
Get you!
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
Get them to crush the Rebel scum
do it NOW
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
Help help I'm being oppressed!

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
Some watery bint handing out swords is no basis for a system of governance
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
This is the kind of thing I think about whilst driving.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:51, archived)
its whatever I keep in my car
It stops my breath smelling of kimchi when I get home.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
I usually go for the blue wrigley's extra
which i'm informed is peppermint sugarfree gum
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
I've yet to find anything as bracing as a fisherman's friend
to be honest though JMG I've not really looked but I appreciate your interest
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
you must be the only person I know that likes them
everybody else I know says that they are vial.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
They're mints for the self loathing

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
Bored now.
FIGHT ME

www.mygame.com/game/solar-chiefs/challenge/37354

If not, kill your parents, then kill yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
Playing football manager.
Too busy for shitty internet games.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
My killing days are over.
I can do a good glower though if that's any help?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:21, archived)
No help at all.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:21, archived)
Fuck off then

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
YOU ARE ALL SO MEAN
I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
Bum lord

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
POW
SLAP
BASH
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:22, archived)
NO
You are silly beans.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:23, archived)
Shut it cripple beans.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
Nice :-(

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
I love you Dave and your neck wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
don't you have a non-shit game you could play with people?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:22, archived)
AFRAID YOU'LL LOSE

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:23, archived)
against you?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:29, archived)
No, your mum.
Where's Rose? It's shit when it's just you :-p
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
i'm not going to play that game with you dave
if that is your real name
(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
did you ever get your
super-duper Avon tyres ?
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
Not yet, I have them standing by though.
Car service just cost me £600... it could have been £900 if I'd not told them to cock off with their suggestion of a timing belt change.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:33, archived)
I had the timing belt fail on an astra
I sold the car on ebay for £100
:(
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
It's only 4 years old.
I'll get it done in a few months maybe, but it's only done 23K. The recommended change is at 40K or 4 years, but I suspect money grabbing going on, as the rubber won't perish that quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
b3ta looks really nice
in the tiny square of firefox i have made for it in the corner by the clock.

it's like a little desktop PDA; a constant, undetectable stream into my mouth
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
The thought of putting /talk or anything to do with it near my mouth has just turned my stomach.
I've just had an essay break and watched The Apprentice and now really don't want to get back to essaying.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
How many words have you got left to go?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
Oh I've got plenty of words. Just need to take out the bad ones and replace them with good ones and put the sentences into the right order
and sort out the grammar and punctuation and do my referencing properly and check I've not missed anything out and change some bits so my line of argument in clear all the way through. I have no problem with the actual word count, just what they say.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
Ahhhhhh, I see.
I can't help you in any way, but good luck with it all. I'd get someone to read it after you're done- I did that with my auteur essay and they spotted a couple of mistakes I made when I was trying to finish it at 2 in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
clickin dis
oh wait, no I'm not
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:01, archived)
GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
is wow your new online nemesis?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:03, archived)
I don't understand her, that's all
it's a complete mystery to me how someone can be top poster on both boards every day of the week but still be stultifyingly dull and uninteresting
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
I think she's nice.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:06, archived)
You're just trying to get in her pance.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:07, archived)
I am nice.
Well, mostly. I was raised to be, unless given a good reason.

I think you're nice too. Ahhh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
fair enough i guess
it's slightly uncomfortable seeing you have a dig at her on here though, like watching someone kicking a puppy
(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
Is she all furry and does she wee on the carpet when she's nervous then?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
you know me, I always go for popularity on here
not like me to think for myself
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
you cunt
why do I want to bum you so much?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:15, archived)
I'd love to be able to answer that but I'm afraid I don't know who you are
hello new person
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:18, archived)
i just don't see the harm
i mean if you were to start a blog no one would ever read it, why not just post on here instead?
(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
You're doing better than me then,
I had to get an extension but the draft is due in tomorrow at 10am and I have written 50 out of my 5000 words.

Good luck lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:06, archived)
HAHA, I laugh at you stoopids student.
HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:07, archived)
I've never handed a piece of work in late.
I'm too worried they'd tell me to stick it if I asked for an extension.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
The very fact that I started this one more than 24 hours before it's due in is a first I think.
Good luck pet, I'm going to get back on it now. x
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
Ohhh, good luck.
do auto replaces and things, hopefully that might help.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:15, archived)
Well I've written it twice before but they're both rubbish.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:21, archived)
At least you're not completely working from scratch, then.
Phew, I thought you still had it all to do!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:22, archived)
You've just reminded me I've got a 3000 word report to do.
Great!
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
At least I reminded you
if you get it out of the way, you can flap about in your paddling pool.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:04, archived)
that's GREAT!
thanks for sharing
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
FANTASTIC!

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
constant stream into your mouth?
you say all the horniest things
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
Constant?
Makes me think of The Gush. Or at least, I think that's what it's called. Blue Jam.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
I'm intrigued
is this some internet filth I should be checking out?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
Not internet, and yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

why does "gushing" ring a bell.. so to speak. I've hear of it before
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
The word?
I'd wager you have, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
oh
it was a video someone showed me a long time ago :(
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
Hahaha, I found it on youtube!
hilarious!
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
some guy spunked up his guts.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
When they tried to cremate him, they could not burn hish ballsh

(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
THIS IS FANTASTIC.
I'M GOING TO TELL EVERYONE.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
*shouts it from the rooftops*

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
*climbs a mountain*
*bellows it*
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:03, archived)
Ever wondered what Dr Preference looks like?
www.clarepeople.com/index.php/This-Weeks-News/romantic-man-awaits-sentencing-for-indecency.html
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
Nope, I've met him. He looks nothing like that.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
I KNOW
stop ruining my jokes.

/also lol Ireland
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
'They beat off stiff competition to win the prize'
ELL OH ELL
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:04, archived)
must be a joke musn't it?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
i see you posted quite a lot in the 'Eccentrics' QOTW
i can't imagine that bodes well
(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
Do you read with your mouth?

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
no
but I can taste you all and it's great
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
I bet you taste like cress

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
I taste of cherries and sunshine

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
DRY and RUBBISH.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 16:14, archived)
:(
Oh Limey. The hater has become the hated. How did we get here?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:16, archived)
It's like brail for fatties

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
The act of eating cake now becomes a means of social interaction!
Rejoice, internet!
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
One chew for yes
Two chews for no
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
i like that :D

(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
Hello Queers.
Who'd like to complain, first?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
Me
you cunt
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
That's the /talk spirit!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
STOP REPLYING TO ME I HATE YOU

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
That reminds me. I'm all about these now.
img155.imageshack.us/img155/6990/jmgthread.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
toap

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
Is that the sequel to Snakes On A Plane?

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
TOADS ON A motherfucking PLANE

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
This is what I was thinking.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
Twats on a plane?

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
toast on a plane?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
This would be a better film though.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
Tuna on a panini?

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
Tits on a Pike

(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
Me, I'm hungry and I haven't got any fucking food left.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
run to the shops.
then by the time you've got back (running, of course), you'll have deserved it.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
No money, I'm afraid. Hmph.
Cigarettes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
MMmmmmoooOOOOo mmMMooooOOoo
I need milking mmmmmmmMMMMOOOOOOOOO
(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
That's a lot of effort you've gone to.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
mmmmmmoooooooOOOO
*eays some grass*

mmmmoooo
(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
It's just not as good as Police Dog

(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
mike's so much better at comedy logins than me
:(
(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:37, archived)
Just so I know
is it because I weigh a fraction of the weight of a cow, because I never eat grass, because I don't live in a field...?

Christ, at least say oink. I'm of normal weight, but if you're going to try and insult someone you might as well find a vague link, even if it just blindly following suit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
mmmmmmMMMMOOOOOOOOOO

(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
Judging from its last post I'll put a fiver on it being gonzo

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:37, archived)
nah 'eays' is a typo. not just bad spelling

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
Eaysy for you to say

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
it's probably gilgamesh

(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
he's not even online now
oops

er

mmmOOOOOooOOO
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
not some of your best work

(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
well it used to be Obese Redneck Brainwrong
but that's kind of redundant now
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
What's all this I hear about mental hospitals?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
I was in a mental hospital
it made the newsletter!
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
oh wait, you were trying to embarass me
I'm afraid it doesn't work like that
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
Not really, I was curious as to what someone was talking about earlier.
Best to go straight to the source.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/5705721
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:09, archived)
mmmmooOOOOOOO mmmmMMMOOOoo mmmOOOOoo

(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
^ LOOK I'VE SPOTTED THE ATTENTION SEEKING SPASTIC!

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
One post in.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
*tweaks nipple*

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
ym

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
FUCKING BT RARGH!
I'm a new customer, this should be all wonderful and nice, not all offputting.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
Have they charged you £125 for the privilege of being a customer of theirs, like they did with me?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
same here
BT are the biggest bunch of cunts in the world. Go with a cable company like Virgin.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
This. So hard that the fibre optics run up your jacksy.

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
Unless you live in the 95% of the country that doesn't have cable.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:27, archived)
Well, that's just your fault for not living in a decent area

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
Virgin still have service in non-cable areas.
You get ADSL and a normal phone line instead. It's just the TV part you can't get.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:16, archived)
Did you have to have your local loop rebundled?

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
Ouch!

(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
All we want is a line re-activated.
That's all. GRAGH.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
That'll be £125 please.

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
And apparently they shouldn't be doing it...
www.guardian.co.uk/money/2009/apr/18/bt-ofcom-telephone-line-rental
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
It's a fucking joke.
The whole thing, and it's put me in a foul mood for work and I can't be arsed and hate everything. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
What number did you dial?
I've just been on the phone to get my line activated when I move in.
I dialled 0800 800 150, said I wanted the sales department and then said "I'm moving into a new place, I'm going to be a customer and I want a line set up."
I've just been told it'll be done by the 2nd of June.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
It's free of charge, too

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
That was the number I dialled
but I didn't get put through to anyone, it just kept asking for phone numbers you want to talk about. How hard is it to be put straight through to a sales rep?
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
Do they still do that?
They tried that with me when I bought my first flat, despite it having a couple of BT phone sockets. Fuck 'em, I've always preferred cable anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
Yep, they did that to me despite already having the right sockets and cabling laid already
cunts
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
Fucking hate BT
They disconnected us a month before our arranged discon date, and then wanted to charge us for another reconnection AND disconnection just to fix their error.

Then they disconnected my housemate's PARENTS' house as well as our house.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
My shoulder aches
I may apply deep heat.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
MAN UP MAN!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
i think it's too late
he might die

i prescribe ale hookers and whores
STAT
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 14 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
jammy can you curse millwll for me
just for tonight you understand
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 14 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
I want them to win
but I don't care, the dons will kick either of them to shit.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
I HAVE NO BETS PLACED, ON SAID GAME.
Best of luck.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
I'm past caring, JMG.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
you stuck them in a hospus?

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 14 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
English please

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
pus = pice
sorry i was using ye olde englishe
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 14 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
It's the best way.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
It must be nearly wine o'clock.
It is always whine o'clock on here, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:21, archived)
Someone from the Internet is making things up about me Jmg
I see now how it begins.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
You'll find this will go on for a few months.
If at any point you point out that they are repeating themselves, a real tantrum can begin.
Possibly with the assistance of one of their INTERNET FRIENDS.

:(
It's a terrible cycle.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
Oh Jammy, apparently I was abused as a child
and have a limp penis.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
Lies?
ONLINE?

Do you feel validated by this?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
Only if everyone else replies
and says how golly gosh darn brave he is.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
I'd just like to take this opportunity to apologise for my previous thread.
Sorry for letting everyone down.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:21, archived)
*Firm handshakes*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

i41.tinypic.com/jf8br7.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
ARRRRRGH!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
Why arent I disgustingly rich you useless dolebound baldy ?

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
Christopher was ran over in a tragic attack outside the Villa ground last year.
He's dead now, so let's all feel sorry for Christopher, who was ran over after asking if a passer by in a car was a bluenose before throwing his pint glass at the car and breaking the windscreen.

Let's hear it for Christopher. We've lost a great one here.

Question I don't care about the answer for?
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
bluenose?

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
It's a term for a Birmingham City supporter.
The papers make out like it's derogatory. It isn't really, but I think throwing pint glasses at car windscreens is frowned upon.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
Birmingham City FC fan

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
Birmingham City supporter.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
ah.
thanks all.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
I didn't know either
I'm also wondering why nose.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
A gay

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
Is this a 'football is important' thing?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
I think it's a 'Villa fans should all be ran over' thing.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
Because they like a different team to others?
For goodness sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
would it be too much to ask for the collective to think good thoughts
for leeds tonight?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 14 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
It would
Chris Moyles likes leeds and that rather brings the whole lot of you down to his level
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
I don't know how to feel about Villa.
On the one hand, they are filthy bastrds from the wrong side of the midlands.
On the other, their manager is the godhead made flesh.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
His parents must have been very proud.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
As indeed must have yours.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
A shocking nosedive in post quality from young mike, there.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
I don't usually start threads, I'm not very good at it.
Do you have any tips?
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
ask a question even a moron could answer
what did you have for lunch, what's your favorite color, that sort thing
(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
A little more cohesive would be a start.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
Whatlikenotleavinganyspacesandthat?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
Ooooh, he can't have been to happy with that one.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
initially i thought that was about marlowe
and was going to click

but then i realised it was your own randome thoughts .. but i still like it a LOT
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 14 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
I prefer the word random with an 'e' in it.
Our shared langauge be damned!
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
Is there a BBC news link or something that can clear this up for me?

(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
Never mind that shit,
I just taught Springy how to count to ten in Cumbrian.
She didn't even know there was a (dead, admittedly) Cumbrian language.

What have you learned recently?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
sos dewd.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
Is that the sheep-counting poem?
I used to read that to Reece when he was small.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
Yan tan tethera and all that.
She laughed because my dialect has 'pimp' for five and 'dick' for ten.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:12, archived)

Real answer: French so I can make my French girlfriend laugh as I mangle her language

/talk style answer: I learnt yer mum's vadge looks like a badly packed kebab and stinks like a well dead haddock
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
Get back i have a bomb
if anyone comes near me ill detonate!!!!!!!!!
(_Cats, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
Great introduction here.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
i warned you
KABLAMOH
(_Cats, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
A brilliant flash of light
then silence
then a massive bang and flying debris
(_Cats, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
*slow claps*

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
Better than the fast
clap I got from Usain Bolt :(
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
You got the clap from Usain Bolt?

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
all of /talk is vaporised
contact the relatives
(_Cats, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
No John. You ARE the demons.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
and then reverse_transcriptease was a zombie.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
What the fiery fuck ARE you?

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
a bit KeRrraZzY!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
oMgRaGeOuS
and LoLaRiOuS
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
Go and do the same to QOTW offtopic.
It's here: www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/

Good luck.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
they'd probably hug him
and invite him for tea,
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
Job done then.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
I don't like tea.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
are you some sort of heathen?
note I stopped short of implying you were a cunt for not liking tea
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
It just doesn't do
The special things that coffee does to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
like touch your penis?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
Damn straight.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
Right that's that over with then.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
I'm voting for going near you.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
uh... ok.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
Hello little ducky feet.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
hello sailor
how's things?
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
Ugh. Hot, hungry. You?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
Sleepy
but will be learning how to use gears in a car park tonight. Also tea is being made for me, so good.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
oh

(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
loollllllllll

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
Time to get I'll!

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
You gotta fight
for your right
to punctuate
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
does he have a licence to i'll?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
ill say so!

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
Go for it.

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
Hello new person
loving your work!
can I see your tits?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
You will detonate?
What about the bomb?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
I will
rape your face.
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
Congratulations

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
Different, I'll give you that...

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
that started sooooo well

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 14 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
don't hate

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
not hate
constructive crit.. hey and june motherfucker
JUNE comes trueblood!!!!

i am soooooo gagging
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 14 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
Please put us out of your misery.

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
Spot the attention seeking spastic.
Protip: it's you.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
Awwwww
*crumples up piece of paper with 'Wormulus' scrawled on it*
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
Ther...
oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
Ignore Wormulus, his dad used to beat him when he was little and now he's impotent. He's so filled with rage and hate he can't see that Viagra is a better solution to his problems than being an 'internet tough guy'.
...
(I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
Woah! Steady on sausage fingers.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
'Sausage fingers' ...
... gah, my secret shame revealed.
(I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:27, archived)
His words hurt me

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
I have an idea for a new animal.
I have prayed to Jesus to make this new animal, I think he's working on it right now.

You all better WATCH THE FUCK OUT for bees with DOGS COCKS !!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:08, archived)
i don't like animals
what did you have for lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:08, archived)
spag bol with added bacon

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
A sausage bap.
With tomato sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 14 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
Damn you
now I'm hungry again.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
brown sauce with sauasge and bacon

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
That's usually my rule, but fancied a change.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 14 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
Jacket potatopo with Curried chickens
and a snickers bar and some water.

And some fruit.

And pie.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
what pie?

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
A pie made
from robots made of guns made of drugs.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
That's for amateurs
my pie is made out of vaginas fashioned from cocaine and they are sort of crusty cocaine on the outside but the inside it liquid heroin that tastes like Tit Sweat.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:15, archived)
chicken salad sandwich.
It was not enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
We are the Internet
we can never eat enough !

One hand on the mouse, the other on a slice of pizza, forevermore till we die of bedsores.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
Don't talk dirty, that sounds amazing.
I really am famished.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
cereal

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
what kind?

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
A massive BLT with added chicken.
Very tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
A CBLT
surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
Yes
but that could equally denote the inclusion of cheese.
I thought I'd remove any lingering doubt. It was a cracking sandwich, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
you had a CHB LT sandwich?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
Now you're just being silly
that would involve the filling being more crusty than the bread

*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
Leftover spaghetti carbonara
Nom!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
a cheese roll with legs

it was quite new to legs though, so it was really a cheese stumble.
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:15, archived)
Nothing yet. Lunch at 1800 words.
Coffee, chocolate and cigarettes probably.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
that's a lunch i can almost approve of

(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
Dog cock.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
Nothing

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
would that replace the stinger?
or be in addition to the stinger?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
it would be a platypus
but without the bill, legs or arms, the tail or the fur. and with scales.
And more laterally compressed.

+gills
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
you think these people go outside?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
Fair point
Should read "CHECK WWW.BBC.CO.UK/NEWS FOR INFORMATION ABOUT BEES WITH DOGS COCKS"
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
do you think it would get on the daily mail? that's the only news I read, besides Perez Hilton of course.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
Only if we could make the bees nigerian or polish

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
Bees' wax can be polish

(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
would the dog cock be in place of the stinger,
or stick forward like a real willy, jabbing into windows and faces as it bumbles around, leaving sticky kisses?
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
This is how evolution works everyone
if you are an American fuckwit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
was it this?
www.b3ta.com/board/9446539
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
oh, no, there was another sentence
that's not a bee with a dog cock

i'm going to try sleeping again, this is getting worrying
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
Dear god, you've reached a new low stealing ideas from QOTW OT
*slow hand clap*
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

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