If your mum's mum was to start up a place of education would it be a Grandma School?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

oh, I get it.
No, but it would if my dad's mum did it.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)

No,
It would be a zombie school of the dead.
( turb0t, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

*wooshing noise*

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

hehe this

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)

me three

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)

Well done Badge, you've alienated the yoof of today.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)

And they say exams aren't getting easier.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)

EXPLAIN YOURSELF, MAN

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)

That's because the examiners are getting harder.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)

So am I
AGAIN.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)

HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGNNNN

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)

It'd be a school run by a cloud of dust.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

Harry Potter and the Cloud of Dust

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

*coughs*
Nanna, go in the other room.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)

WOW!
magic nana!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

MAGIC AND DEAD!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)

but mostly MAGIC!

(likeajackhammer, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)

She was the incredible shrinking woman at the end.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)

TRAGIC MAGIC
Coming soon this summer. Rated PG.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)

There won't be a dry eye in the house.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)

oh you wanted to see more of me in my battle dress...
here are two pictures:

here I have scored a point and there is a red flag in the air signifying this

here I am fighting my first opponent of the day
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)

Very nice, young man.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)

Consider this a warning
*raises spade*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

RACIST!

(likeajackhammer, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

I could just be playing poker.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
An ambulance! Don't just stand around punning, this is a serious occupational accident. He could die.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

is that from FF's joke-spoiling site?
that place is a work of genius.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

no I thought of it this morning

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

it is on there, but not worded exactly that way

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)

in fact, why not go there right now!
killingthejoke.blogspot.com/
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)

Ta :) I've been sadly neglecting it due to being stupidly busy.
This will have to be rectified later today.
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)

Me too.
for shame.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)

Paul and CHB are still flying the flag though.
Huzzah!
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)

i'm doing my best!
i've been ill though
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)

A black man and a white man were standing next to each other in the urinals.
The white man couldn't help but notice the black man's penis. He commented on it's size to which the black man replied, "Yes it is quite average really. The myth than black men have larger penises is a popular one but completely untrue". The men then went their separate ways.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)

sort it, doubleF and doubleR.
;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)

NEW JOKE ADDED!

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)

Pfft nice.
Parrots eat them all/Not financially viable.
( BindiBaji, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)

thanks, you inspired the new joke

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)

what about it?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

if [insert b3tan name] started one...
it'd be a coll-eijit!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

Zombie Irish Granny.
HELL YEAH
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

Yes please

( Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

No, but if she started imagining she could see her dead husband before her
she'd be having delusions of Grandda'
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

Oh that's top internet right there.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

wasn't that somebody's sig?
in fact, wasn't it your sig?
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)

it's that brave little poppets sir sand goblins
:(((
( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)

ah yes
terrible business that
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)

You're accusing me of all sorts today.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)

that's true
sorry

i also think that you were the second gunman
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)

Don't be silly
I was busy being 7th Earl of Lucan at the time.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)

That's 12 minutes for me to get that
Fucking hell I'm a sorry excuse for a human being
( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)

Is it something to do with teaching old dogs news tricks, I still don't understant

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)

I think it's to do with William Hague

( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)

If Long John Silver started a school.
It would be a Pirate School.
( BindiBaji, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)

then... right...
if he walked the plank... he'd be in a school of fish!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:11, archived)

Yes.

( Jobe, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:11, archived)

Yes Yar
( BindiBaji, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)

That's some quality hummus.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)

If a Compsognathus started a school for gifted orphans would it be a Compy pensive School?

gifted orphan herbivores only, no T-rex, no gays
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)

No, it would be a bloody miracle
Considering she's been dead for nearly 40 years
( Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

my little sister was quoted in a guardian article about students and she was all excited and i found it online
but when i check the paper there's a great big article about some footballer instead. WHICH IS LAME i was disappointed.
( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

aww

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

Is your sister wanted for £80 million by Real Madrid?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

I have a lob on.
:(
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

Hang a towel on it.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)

I could cut glass with this kickstand.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)

Squeeze it onto your next meal to aid breakdown of the carbohydrates, protein, and fat in the chyme.

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)

Paint it black and white and enact scenes from Beetlejuice

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)

poke it in someone's ear

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)

Hit it with a toffee hammer

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

This phrase always makes me chuckle.

( BindiBaji, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)

my daughter rang yesterday all excited as she has had one of her poems published in a book

( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)

congrats to her!
Is it a poem about bivvys?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

no about fruit, apparently the book costs 9.99, i am awaiting to see if this is a con, if it is i will be taking the book to her school and shoving it up the headmistress arse

( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)

she should demand royalties

( turb0t, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

it's all very vague, i think it's a book for charity or something, young poets for spastics or summat

( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

It's like a tiny little home
with sturdy nylon walls
which I can do my fishing in
and smoke a fag in - BALLS!
/Ode to charred bivvy remains
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

haha

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i like this.

( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)

writing it in permanent marker on the inside cover doesn't count

(likeajackhammer, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

you dont live with your daughter
ha ha.
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

*runs in*
*hugs binky*
*runs out again*
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

Stupid footballers.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

:D
Morning captain, how are you?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

Tired, but pleased that it's Friday.
You?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

Tired after chavs down the street decided 2am is the perfect time to have a shouting match.
Still, better than yesterday and have a busy weekend planned :)
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

I'm going to SLEEP
then play lots of music.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

What about playing music in your sleep?
It should increase efficiency by 50%
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

Your sister's a footballer?
AWESOME
( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)

The Guardian are normally good at making all their content available online
email them and demand compensation.
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

oh it is online but apparently some editions (not the one i have) has a picture of her - which isnt online

( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

Oh
sorry I was just being thick.
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

HOLD THE FRONT PAGE
General public in 'stupid' shocker.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

i love you and your links, i never click on them but you posting another link is like a comfort blanket in scary timess, i loooooove you
best wishes


m
( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

Great time.s

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

i think i may have upset someone online badger and it has created a strange feeling in me that i've never had before, it's not a good feeling, your a nurse, tell me i'll be ok?

( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)

It's Troll's Remorse.
I recommend a course of reading the 'Sammi' section of Mime Woz Ere's profile until the feeling subsides.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)

cheers, i'm not normally one to suffer with such issues, i must have a lowered immune system or summat

( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)

Great times, etc

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

i feel better now, great forum, banter tastic

( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yorkshire/8095635.stm
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

He just has a keen interest, etc.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

They're not really that nice looking either
not for the summer time anyway.
( turb0t, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

Are we still talking about 15 old girls?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)

Ugg Boots

( turb0t, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)

I don't know about you, but my liver is peeking out of my left ear

( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

HAHA PENIS PANCREAS

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

PENCREIS

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

phew, i'm not the only one who saw it then

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

Picture D
is an extended teabagging sweatmark on someone who's fallen asleep face down.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)

Crudely Drawn Pancreas.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)

Oh bloody hell. You learn that really early on in school, too.
I'd like to do Science for a job.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

Spangles Does Science.
Now there's a name for pron film.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)

I'd wear a lab coat and goggles and nothing else.
And do AWFUL things to my assistant with a test tube.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

Smash the end of it so that its all jagged and sharp
and then stab them repeatedly in the eyes with it.
( turb0t, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

you watch different porn to me, it seems

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

I'm bored of all those speculum style shots.

( turb0t, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here.
Hello, /snipe, you lovely creatures.

What's your favourite shit film? Mine's either Shock 'em Dead or One Armed Boxer.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

If people buy new copies of deceased author's books
who benefits? Is it the author's family?

Edit: Sorry, question. Err, I don't know what people would class as shit. I love Labyrinth.
( Bats, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)

ME
in a perfect world. Probably the family a tiny bit, and the publishers a big bit.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)

Wowwie, I need to go to work
and try and convince them to let me do my shift an hour early so I can go home an hour early so I can catch a train. This makes me :(
( Bats, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

Don't ask, explain that it's what you're going to do.
That's what I do, and it always works for me.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)

How's that work?
I'd be far too tempted to include a "If that's okay" at the end.
( Bats, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)

'Hi Manager Name, I've got to do this so I'll be leaving at 4. Cheers!'

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

It doesn't work in a supermarket.
They control everything down to your fingernails.
( Bats, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

Bah.
Cry, then.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

I'm going to :D
I wish I worked in an office, life is so much easier in offices. You know, with water coolers and lifts and coffee breaks whenever you feel like it.
( Bats, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

See also: unpaid overtime as standard
autocracy
fucking CLIENTS
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

And blouses and pencil skirts
and comfy swivel chairs and computers with internet access all day and even spreadsheets and databases. Time to look for a course to improve my skills.
( Bats, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

Customer Service NVQs are fucking easy.
I'd go with that.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

By the way, I think I've stolen your term manwife.
I love it.

Back to the point, my partner did an NVQ. He did the basic coursework in four hours - I think I need something more challenging.
( Bats, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

It was just a means to an end for me, I needed it to get a team leader position
which was horrid, anyway.

Manwife is a good term and Tarquin can fuck off if he doesn't like it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

CHEERLEADER MASSACRE

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)

Oooh, that sounds good.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)

it's a masterwork
the director was also responsible for the 'bare wench project' series of films. not seen any of them but my favourite title is 'bare wench 2: scared topless'
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

The Erotic Witch Project is good
if by good you mean terrible.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

Man in gorilla suit!
Lesbians!
( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

yeah, right
You've not seen 'em.

*coughsbullshitcoughs*
( jenpots, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

i haven't! i'd very much like to though
but all the jim wynorski stuff is hard to track down
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

The wedding singer.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

I adore that film.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)

Top film.
Morning dollface.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)

Hello gorgeous.
Ready to take on the world?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

:D It's FRIDAY!
How're you?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

Really good
I had a banoffee pudding for breakfast. FAAAAT.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

nah, that's practically fruit
although bananas are rubbish
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

I really wanted to hate that film because I can't stand Adam Sandler, but it's really good.

( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

How can you say that?
Adam Sandler is good.
Although i think the worst film is Anger Management, and by "worse" what I mean is it winds me something bad, because he keeps getting into trouble for stuff that he framed for by Jack N, and its not fucking fair.
"Strange wildreness" was shit though.
( turb0t, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

Love Stinks
"One more outburst from you sir, and I shall strangle you with my microphone chord"
( turb0t, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

and Space Jam

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

"This stuff will make you god damn sexual tyrannosaurus"
Starship Troopers, amazingly shit but excellent
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

Never seen it!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)

That quote is from Predator?

( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

It was the next line after "a bunch of slack jawed faggots round here"
In wow's original post
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

It's his chewing tobacco he's talking about.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

this, like some many things, brings to mind dinosaur comics
www.qwantz.com/archive/000746.html
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

haha
That's Class
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

they're all brilliant
if it was possible to fancy a webcomic, i'd fancy that one
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

oh yes

( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

I hate that film
along with Independence Day. Both utter shite!
( jenpots, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

Blood Feast is pretty terrible.
It has some of the worst acting committed to film in it.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

It's got a shit name, that bodes well.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

Cyborg Cop
£3 for 2 films one DVD brought from the Post office of all places. Trailer
( BindiBaji, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

Ooooh

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

It has the best one liner from a big boss baddy ever.

( BindiBaji, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

Bad Taste.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)

WIN. End of discussion.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)

Aren't I lucky, I got a chunky bit.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

The bit where he doesn't know if it's his brains or a seagulls, but he stuffs it back in his gaping head wound is genius.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)

Brilliant film.
Scared the crap out of my little brother when we watched it years ago.
( BindiBaji, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

It's just wrong on so many levels.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

It's surprising he went on to make lord of the rings.
He should revisit horror.
( BindiBaji, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

Excellent. As is Brain Dead.

( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

Yeah, the Astro Investigation and Defence Service!

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

I was trying to think of the name of that
Any film where the Hero's name is Lionel gets my vote.
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

Trancers

(likeajackhammer, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)

What's it about?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)

a time travelling cop who comes back to find these Trancers... it also stars a pre-nose-job Helen Hunt...
he had a watch that could slow time down...

as a kid i thoroughly loved it
(likeajackhammer, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

Woooow

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

return of the bacon monster
part 2
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)

All the films I like are brilliant films
Simply because I like them.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

But to actually answer your question, I enjoyed that Hitman film
It was shit, but there was shooting and stuff and I wasn't expecting anything exactly Oscar-worthy.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

You might enjoy "Wanted"
that is much the same. I like the bit where he shoots the guy in the limo fitted with bullet proof glass.

I'm sooorrryyy.
( turb0t, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

I really liked Wanted too
It was shite, utter shite. But BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM and someone gets hit in the face with a keyboard. Good enough for me.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

First time i saw that, I thought it was impossible
"FUCK YOU" requires 2 X U, you cant have those keys fall off from the keyboard, and I had to rewind and watch it back in slo-mo. The last U was the guys molar including its full root.

You're the man.
( turb0t, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

Krull...
.
( lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

Or...
... Re-Animator. I love Jeffrey Combs.
( lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

Or...
... Dracula, Prince of Darkness. I especially like the 'instant vampire' scene.
( lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

you do realise
you're talking to yourself?
( jenpots, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

More...
... bad form by me. I'm a bad person.
( lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

Oooo I haven't seen that in a while
Lysette Anthony in that almost see through white dress...
( M o D, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

Ferris Buellers Day Off

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

Misfits of Science.
Or the awful yet fascinating Justice League film.
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

Justice League. I'm SURE my comic dealer lent that to us.
Is it JLA or is it a different league of justice?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

They made one in the 90's, live action
Truly awful. But ace.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

A film?
I saw a pilot episode once, that was woeful
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

Ah yeah, it was a tv pilot

( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

Shark Attack 3: Megalodon
probably the best film ever.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

Is that the one with John "Please get off my telly" Barrowman in it ?

( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

Yes it is.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

I dunno
it's hard to beat the stock footage charm of shark attack 1
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

yeah, SA1 has charm SA2 is hilariously funny when they're in front of a LCD tv trying to pretend it's a screen to a aquarium
but SA3s shark size and lack of continuity in shark size makes it brilliant

also it involves 5 minutes worth of the funniest death scenes committed to film
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

That does sound quite rad.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

it's amazing
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

Has anyone seen Megashark vs Giant Octopus?
(Or whatever it's called)
( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

Yes, it's on megavideo
and it is truly diabolical.
I can't put into words just how bad a film it is.
( M o D, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

Debbie Gibson couldn't act her way out of a paper bag
But for an older woman she is still quite fit.
( M o D, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

I thought it looked like shite
But then I saw the shark attacking a plane and thought 'hmmmmmmm'
( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

Oh it is
but to truly appreciate just how bad, one must see it.
( M o D, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

What we really need
is a shark attacking a man on a rope ladder that is dangling from a helicopter.
( turb0t, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

I would love to see a picture of something like that
A shame such picture does not exist.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

ALSO:
Kids in the hall: Brain candy.


"It's made from Monkey cum you know..."
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

Oooooooooooooh

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

Tis a great film.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

There are so many I can't choose
I like a lot of shit cheesy films
( M o D, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

Shrooms
cos it's even shitter than films you know are shit but you still watch
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

Christ, it was POOR.
That dark haired chap was quite sexy though.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

Oh fucking hell.
I tried to watch that the other week and had to switch it off. It was truly diabolical.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

Golden Ninja Warrior
This film is shit but not in a good way. Watch the trailer it makes it look brilliant.
( BindiBaji, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

Saved for later.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

Footloose

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

Ace film.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

Drop Dead Fred
and Baseketball
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

I love Baseketball.
I made the wife do the happy dance last night, he was sad.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

did he then get pelted with eggs?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

they're both good films!

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

Willow

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

Willow's not shit!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

Lots of people say it is
But I love it anyway
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

Zombie Strippers was pretty shit.
And actually I didn't enjoy it whatsoever.

Oooh, Jolly Roger The Zombie Pirate. That's ACE.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

Oh my
two films I MUST see.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

Xanadu
love it.
( moogy boobles, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

Runaway
Tom Selleck in the future specializing in malfunctioning robots
www.imdb.com/title/tt0088024/
Loved it as a kid, wonder how it holds up now...
( M o D, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

YES
Motherflippin' Gene Simmons!
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

Death Race 2000

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

in my darkest days,
i had to sell that to buy food
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

..and you sold it to me!
And I still haven't watched it :)
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

This shoudl be rectified
Death Race 2000 is a brilliant film
( M o D, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)

Oh no, I've seen it before.
Just haven't watched the DVD I got from Paul.
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)

'Internet Lawyerman' sent me a threatening gaz...
... prompted by my 'I made some notes' gaz to you-know-who. Do you think they could be related? I think we should be told!

Edit - Sorry for stinking up /talk with Winnet related nonsense.
( lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

Prompted by your what to who?
Too early for intrigue.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)

'Too early for intrigue' - I loled..
... I sent a gaz to Wormboy about his adolescent behaviour.
( lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)

Ahahaha,
Poor little Tarquin.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)

Saying?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)

Something like...
... you're not big or clever, kill yourself.
( lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)

Hmm
Take your own advice?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)

HOLY SHIT!
And DEATH too?
OMG YOUR SHIT ON THE INTERNET AND SHOULD BE DEAD?!

Bloody hell. I think you should step away from your keyboard before someone gets carried away.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)

Oh how charming.
Good to see basic manners still play a part on the internet.
( Bats, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)

In the chap's defence
manners and b3ta aren't exactly old chums.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)

*wants you dead too* !!

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)

Aye, but I've heard about you and munking.
(it might not be munking)
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)

??

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)

Catching the juices out of a corpses genitals
when your mate jumps on their torso.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)

0_0

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)

It might not be called munking
but that's essentially the gist. Good family day out.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)

I love you, mith.

(igor, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

good morning, igor.
all limbs still attached?
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)

Yeth thir, thankth for athking
thith leg ith much better than the old one. A left one might have been more traditional but I take what I can get, Wouldn't want to wathte a perfectly good leg jutht coth it'th the wrong thide.
(igor, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)

well quite, and no-one will ever be able to accuse you of having 2 left feet now
stirling work, igor. now bring me my breakfast
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)

Yeth thir.
I'll thee what I've got in the fridge thir.
(igor, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

:D

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

manners, not maffers
silly guffbeak
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)

FUCK OFF AND DIE.

( Bats, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

That's the spirit.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

Oooh, you big flirt.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)

Aww, I'm sorry.
I like you really, Wowwie.
( Bats, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)

That's alright, I like 'em feisty.
If you're a lucky girl I'll kick you down a hole and not feed you for a few days, get you really good and angry.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)

i always want to call her 'wowbagger'
if any of you know why, you're terrible geeks
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)

I've not got any testicles
if I did, though, they'd be old friends with everyone's forehead.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)

nothing to do with teabagging

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)

:(

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)

don't be sad!
see here
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

Niiiice

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

I had to google it.
My first thought was Warcraft.
( Bats, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)

cripes, no.

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)

*ties bacon to string*
Oh, wait...
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)

*has sex with a wolf inside a bag*
... wait, that's still wrong, isn't it?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)

Yeah, you're right...
... there's no excuse for rudeness.
( lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)

oh jeez, you tosspiece
don't do that
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)

Right oh..
... I won't.
( lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)

bit late...
... for that
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

True...
... once sent cannot be unsent. A lesson for us all.
( lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

Ohhh. You told someone off on the internet.
I'm glad we have someone to monitor the internet for us.
It would be chaos otherwise.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)

I tell loads of people off.
You're all rotters though, and deserve it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)

By GAZ?
That's infinitely more serious than a quick "you're shit" on the board.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)

Nah, not by gaz. That's for whinging about others.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)

SERIOUS BIZNESS.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)

or a big... Who cares?

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)

I do. S'gossip.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)

S'rubbish gossip though.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)

Better than nothing, Maffs.
I need to be entertained.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)

*makes a lesser b3tan juggle for you*

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)

Make him juggle with acid and fire.
MAKE IT COME OUT GREEN!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)

*makes*

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)

I proper love you.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)

Sounds boring though.

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)

Does anyone care?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)

Captain Wow does.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)

Weirdo

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)

Aren't we all.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)

No
You are an uber-weirdo
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)

At least I'm an Uber-something... :(

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)

Why the sadface?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)

and proud.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)

Woo

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)

Anyone called
Internet Lawyerman using the Internet to send legal/threatening things should be treated with a nice big serving of Get To Fuck

A) Anyone can shout legal shite across the internet
B) Never do anything in response to legal-internet-shite, until you get something concrete in writing. Multiple times.
( The Neville What what what, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)

InternetLawyerman is a comedy account.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)

you should have added
DUHHHHHHHHHH
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)

I should have added
Here's what I think of something at early o'clock in the morning before my tea levels have risen
( The Neville What what what, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)

Excuses excuses...
DEATH IS TOO GOOD FOR YOU!
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)

I WOULD LIKE A PLATE
OF MALTY DEATH PLEASE, WITH CHIPS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?
( The Neville What what what, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)

CAKE OR DEATH.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)

I've seen more interesting paving slabs than this gossip.

( Bats, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)

Yeah I don't think it was secret,
but well done inspector spacko.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)

ooh-oooh

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)

*wants you dead* !!!

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)

dun-da-dun-da-dun inspector spacko
dun-da-dun-da-dun dun dun woo-oo
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)

Ha.
Yeah.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)

*puts you on the death list*

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)

It's hardly secret
see also: Hermione, Police Dog, MadGutters etc
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)

aw MAN
i like police dog
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)

I'd always hoped it was CHB. :(

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)

i thought it was DG

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)

No no, they're not all Wormulus
but they're all people who've either admitted or who it's blatantly obvious.

I'm still mystified by igor, though.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)

yeah. wasn't madgutters actually bud?
i don't know who police dog is

and now i suspect igor is you
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

CUFFBERT

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)

IS AN ABOMINATION

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

I wish.
I'm the only poster I'm sure igor's not. I suspect a midlander, though.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

whoever it is
it's fucking ace.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

that's exactly what someone who was igor would say

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

Fasci-fucking-nating.

( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)

hel-fucking-lo

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)

I don't agrre with this...
I declare Shenanigans!
( BindiBaji, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)

It's not my birthday today.
But people will be buying me drinks.

Life? Na na na na na. Life is life.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:39, archived)

HELLO

( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:40, archived)

Morning Colonel Binkly.
I hope you and your birthday boy are having a smashing morning.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:40, archived)

when i left him he was reluctantly leaving his new game for work.
BUT I AM GOOD TA. apparently after we went to see a band last night (paul lamb i think? very good) we walked past a horrible takeaway and somehow got food and that isn't feeling too good now.

DEFINITELY THE SHODDY CHICKEN and not the quantities of wine :(
other than that, it was a marvellous night and we have more fun planned for the weekend SO ALL IN ALL, pretty successful.
( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:42, archived)

yay, presumably he liked his games then?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)

NEVER MIND
i just read further down the page
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)

he went straight for InFamous! i think MGS4 will interest him after he's played that one...

( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)

first impressions of prototype aren't that good
but i think it has potential. i will persevere, binky.
*heroic stance*
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)

also, infamous is good
i think i've nearly finished it
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)

how many hours?

( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)

ooh, loads. i played it A LOT while i was ill
i've been doing lots of side missions too, though. is he a side-mission kinda guy?
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)

hmm not as much as i am but i'm sure he'll have a good go

( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)

"C'est la vie," say the old folks
it goes to show, you never can tell.
 
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)

Wasn't it
B*witched that sang 'C'est la vie'
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:42, archived)

definitely

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)

I'll foight ya like me da'

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)

No, it was Robbie Nevil
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqFCbX9AHs4

With obligatory 80s female drummer.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

'This video is not available in your country due to copyright restrictions.'
grrr!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)

Related Videos
may well have one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnQt5mw4EaE&feature=related
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o63tomME3g8&feature=related
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZnIk9JPvAk&feature=related
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1_PMqJKK_0&feature=related
But really, it's shit.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)

Goddamned
Son-of-a-christ
( The Neville What what what, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:43, archived)

Happy being bought drinks day.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)

I won't cry for yesterday
there's an ordinary world.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)

Life? Oh life? Oooooh lii-ii-ii-iife. Oh life... do do do do.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)

Worst lyrics in a song ever.

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)

This is very true.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)

And I met a girl
She asked me my name
I told her what it was
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

I'm fairly sure somebody will buy me a drink today.

Opus
( turb0t, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

i'm not going to buy you a drink
so there
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

Who's for some fuck cold medina?
/Tone Loc blog
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)

that version sounds more profane

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)

Would that be a Freudian slip?

(Did he just say "would you like to make some fuck"?)
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)

BERZERKER

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)

I want a refund!
I ordered a medina and this one is fucking cold!
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

It is my birthday today.
What drink are you going to buy me then?
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:19, archived)

IT'S MY JIMMY'S BIRTHDAY TODAY

( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:19, archived)

i got him 2 games and a camelbak and a wicking tshirt and he got an hour's gameplay in by 7.30am.

( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:20, archived)

my earrings are shaped like fat little frogs.
they are green and rubbery.

LIKE MY SOUL.
( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:20, archived)

i mean happy birthday. if i knew you and that, i would buy you A GOLD TEQUILA mmmm tequila baby

( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:21, archived)

Hmmm gold tequila
a bad experience once means I haven't tried it in a couple of years. Hey ho, if you are buying i'll neck it anyway!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:25, archived)

Did he like the games?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:21, archived)

I THINK SOOOOO
he started downloading the inFamous demo last night, and i was itching to say don't bother, it's over there.

his reaction on opening it was "YOU LET ME DOWNLOAD 1.2 GIG?!"
( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:22, archived)

Tell him off for being so impatient given that it was his birthday the following day.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:24, archived)

haha well we haven't had internet for like 3 weeks so he's been quite patient already :D

( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:25, archived)

Good work!
I haven't opened presents yet, i'm waiting for this evening when everyone is about.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:21, archived)

how old are you? do you have lots planned?
we are going to barbecue and pub it tomorrow night with a bunch of friends
( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:22, archived)

I have reached the grand old age of 24.
I'm having dinner cooked for me tonight at my parents place. Tomorrow i'm having some mates over for drinks and a barbie if the weather holds.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:24, archived)

yeah we are going for a drink and meal with james' dad tonight. FAMILY TIME. should be good.
maybe pop over to the free music festival tomorrow, then back for a barbie... except i have kind of planned to make TETRIS and PACMAN cakes with my sister.
( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:25, archived)

Tetris and pacman cakes you say.
'mazin!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:27, archived)

tetris cakes like mini fondant fancies with bright icing
and a pacman cake with a few ghosts AND I WANT TO LAY IT OUT with smarties for pills around the table.
( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:29, archived)

Smarties for the pills is a top idea.
maybe some of the jelly fruit sweets for the bonus bits too?
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:30, archived)

OOOOOH bonus bits, i forgot about them

( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:38, archived)

Ooh, a camelbak.
I so need a new one of those.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)

Happy birthday!
I don't know. I'd probably cop out and get you a pint of whatever I was having. Vodka, lime and soda do you?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:25, archived)

YOU REPLIED TO ME YOU SILLY.

( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:26, archived)

I know.
Forgive me. I'm posting on my phone. And i'm totally blaming stomach ache and lack of tea. Normal service should be resumed shortly. Or I'll fuck everyone's shit up.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:32, archived)

holy crap drink some tea STAT.

( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:39, archived)

Yep that would do the job!
'Ning too
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:29, archived)

Yay
I buy good presents. What's it like being an old man? :p
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:35, archived)

A bit depressing.
This is the first birthday I have ever wanted to avoid.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:37, archived)

Aw. Don't be like that.
I was proper miserable before my last birthday, but now I'm 30 it's fucking great. Although I still got told off by my ma on Wednesday night after seeing Take That for not having a coat and getting totally drenched and soaked to the skin :s
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:42, archived)

I forgot you were going!
were they as good as expected?
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)

HAPPY B3TADAY MOOHALAA
/ac
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:30, archived)

Thanks!

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:38, archived)

CHUBBY POOFTAH
/ajmg
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:40, archived)

Happy birthday!!

( Bats, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:34, archived)

Thank you very much!
It is a nice dayhere too and I only have to go to work from 11 till 3 today!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:38, archived)

Morning poo.
Slightly light in colour, with firm consistency, good volume with minimal splashback.

Moderate wiping.

An all-time classic.

9.5/10
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:28, archived)

Lovely
I shat myself inside out at 5 o'clock due to a violent curry for supper, the left overs of which I have brought to work and will be eating at 9. Good times ahead.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:35, archived)

i found a dead crow by my car this morning when i got out of it.

( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:19, archived)

it's beautiful. and slightly flat.

( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:19, archived)

Did it fight it's way out of your arse?

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)

A morning poo
A morning poo
Light another candle and
Release me
Release me

You can keep the furniture
A bump on the head
Howling down the chimney
Release me
Release me
Please
Release me
Release me
( The Neville What what what, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:39, archived)

I stll prefere magic poo.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:55, archived)

I've just read Mike's profile list of OMG FLOUNCES while having a poo
it was truly joyful. I'd forgotten about Bob Todd and her pockets-o'-tampax, and Rotating Wobbly Hat's tirade against Rathen (I think it was Rathen).
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:16, archived)

My knickers are red and they have podka dots on:)

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:39, archived)

*vomits profusely*
Why are you bringing up the ghosts of idiot /talkers past?
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:41, archived)

I was going through mike's list and that one just seemed so utterly shit it caught my eye

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:42, archived)

SHOW ME THIS LIST OF WHICH YOU SPEAK

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:45, archived)

IT'S IN HIS PROFILE
MY FLOUNCE IS THE BEST
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:47, archived)

It fucking hurts
YOU'VE RUINED MY BIRTHDAY WITH THIS INTERNET FUCKERY

:*(

Wuv oo, night xxx
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:52, archived)

Is it Bou?

( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:42, archived)

vodka coke

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:45, archived)

i told myself this time it was going to be different
this job I was actually going to do some work for a change. After ten years in London employing Total Work Avoidance Tactics I was going to turn over a new leaf. I'm now two months into a new job in Sydney which I was lucky to get, and so far my work day has consisted of:

*arriving 3/4 hour late
*watching Daily Show online
*trolling against christians on yahoo answers till I got bored
*searching through pirate bay to download some sentimental computer games from the 90's
*scheduling fake meeting so I could have morning coffee with the misses in cemetary overlooking crashing surf
*digitising some old ski videos for a mate onto dvd
*idly skimming through the B3ta lateshift

my big decision for the day is vietnamese beef soup or a grilled roast beef panini
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:46, archived)

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( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:47, archived)

post ending in 7 decides what I shove up my sphincter

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:48, archived)

Pineapple.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:49, archived)

Pineapple.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:49, archived)

Pineapple.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:49, archived)

YES!

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:49, archived)

OP here
totally shoved a pineapple up my sphincter just now
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:50, archived)

BOXXY IS DAT U?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:51, archived)

pictures,
or it didn't happen.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:51, archived)

fake timestamp is fake

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:54, archived)

Hey Gilgers, right.
Sammi got her own section on THE LIST, the silly spastic. What we need to do is expose how little she knows about EVERYTHING a bit more, then make a book and sell it for millions.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:52, archived)

christ man, just link her profile and add a message saying "click any of the links from here"

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:53, archived)

ITT: POST WIN ON SAMMI

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:55, archived)

lolol
THE SPASTIX-FILES
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:56, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6218286
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:57, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/5288158
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:58, archived)

complete set of star wars action figures

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:51, archived)

Baseball Bat

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:53, archived)

Baseball Bat

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:53, archived)

YES!

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:53, archived)

Ooh, I feel all channy and dirty.

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:55, archived)

lol someone say summit about a dirty channy lol

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:57, archived)

cool story bro

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:57, archived)

Tits or gtfo

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:59, archived)

look at my boner
this is a boners thread
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:59, archived)

I like going on gif
Animated boners lol
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:00, archived)

yo /b/ how can i hack my ex gf's hotmail account?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:01, archived)

needs more pokemon

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:03, archived)

/b/ IS NOT YOUR OWN PERSONAL ARMY!

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:03, archived)

this is possibly the best thread ever on /talk

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( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:06, archived)

fuck you newfag

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:07, archived)

HOW DO U DO TRIFORCE SOME1 TELL ME

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:09, archived)

alt-f4

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:10, archived)

You're part of the cancer that's killing /talk

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:09, archived)

/talk SSG

:(
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:09, archived)

so when do we reckon Sebastian Winnett, who is Wormulus, the scarf-wearing cockhound, will un-flounce?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:13, archived)

He came back last time when he realised no-one really cared and pretended it was all a joke.
Sebastian Winnett, aka Wormulus, will almost definitely return. He probably lurks daily.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:15, archived)

WIV DA HANKSTAZ NOW 4EVA IN AR HARTS

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:17, archived)

that reminds me, I need to alert googlebot to the Sebastian Tagnut/Wormulus/scarf wearing cockhound thing
brb
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:19, archived)

We didn't start them flouncing
It was always brewing
From the posts they were spewing

We didn't start them flouncing
It was always brewing
From the posts they were spewing

Sammi, Dave and Az The Spaz
If anymore flounce pls send a Gaz
Bou, Bob Todd, Wormulus,
Rotating Wobbly Hat
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:20, archived)

You're a completely annoying piece of ass

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:25, archived)

Going to bed crying because of this.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:26, archived)

I can't remember what this thread was originally about

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:27, archived)

Let's hack for cancer research k?
I totally hacked this guy who picked on me in gym class, then I used my japanese martial arts experience to kick his ass, rite?
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:13, archived)

cool story bro

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:20, archived)

I'm so fucking bored
I swear I could start World War 3 when I get bored
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:10, archived)

LOL WW3 IS WW£ FOR SURE AMIRITE?

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:14, archived)

I'd totally forgotten my birthday is Youtube Porn Day
I'm so happy right now, seriously you guys, I've got tears in my eyes.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:12, archived)

sum1 xray this for me
www.b3tards.com/u/03fc7aaf2da2ed5ac586/melol.jpg
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:14, archived)

done
lol
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:17, archived)

I ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE BOTTLE!!!!11ONE
encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:ACCIDENTALLY.jpg
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:18, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/2361432
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:24, archived)

God I'd forgotten about syncubus
Jesus.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:26, archived)

you fancy him
you want him sooooooooo bad
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:26, archived)

I hope he greases up his cock via webcam for me
I'd love to get into bulimia.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:30, archived)

I like the way Syncubus seemed worried and slightly disappointed.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:26, archived)

I done a lol at the bottom right.
img.4chan.org/b/src/1244777106187.jpg
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:28, archived)

I'd click that but I suspect they have evil hotlink detection causing browser upsets

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:30, archived)

It's an emo dog, but sideway so you have to tilt your head to read it, which says "Head On Shoulder... Only Yours"

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:32, archived)

Too soon dude...

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 4:06, archived)

quiet in here, did everyone just delete their routing tables or something?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:10, archived)

this made me laugh more than it shoud have....
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/19691#post19917
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:16, archived)

I've given up laughing at pissedon_bloke
he's just too much of a human failure
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:20, archived)

hey folks
how goes it?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:42, archived)

see how bored I am? now I'm logging in as Vampyrecat and pretending to have tits and a fanny and that

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:44, archived)

cos you're just so cool
:p
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:44, archived)

newfags can't triforce

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( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:46, archived)

that's ok
♥ you too.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:50, archived)

is this the My Little Pony messageboard?
I think Bluebell rulz!
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:18, archived)

answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090607135013AAOnoTr
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:24, archived)

as it is now silly o'clock
I am listening to some old school house music with early 70's funky disco music samples in it.

funkeh.

makes a change from my usual diet of EBM electronic type stuff. What have you found yourself listening to recently that you normally would not?
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)

Play it on BoB

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)

ah well
you see I could, only I'm not on my home PC I'm at work and they dont like us doing that sort of thing.

the bastards
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)

Fuckers!
I'm redesigning BoB. Making it betterer.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)

cool
i shall play with it at some point I hope.
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)

I don't think you ever differ when telling us what you are listening to.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)

My cat purring.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)

I'm sure there is a juvenile joke in there somewhere.
but I shall refrain.
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)

doctors telling me i have cancer

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)

Nothing out of the ordinary.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)

oh for fuck's sake, can't you ever think of anything else to talk about?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)

Oh it worked then?
I was hoping it'd go wrong.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)

see down there
↓
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)

CHICKEN

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)

meh
I'll just fork out for a 1TB thing at weekend and reinstall, this is running on an old piece of crap IDE Maxtor and it's nearly clapped out
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)

if its a half hight Maxtor its liable to go sooner rather than later

( TBL I posted this on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)

Given that he just said it was old, do you think it's possibly already at "later"?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)

I have yet to see a half hight Maxtor survive more than 3 years
having said that, i don't know if it is a half hight one.
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)

I have two, they're even second hand.
They're hot buggers, but they work.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:18, archived)

I just dont trust them
having said that the newer maxtors are ok, just them older half height things gave us a shit load of trouble (75% returns)
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:19, archived)

Oh dear.
Got SATA ports? IDE is terribly slow. All my old IDE drives are now external backups. They look all black and sexy, lined up on my vast desk.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)

I've got SATA up the ying-yang here
I'm in the middle of upgrading, IDE's are going in a NAS enclosure BUT I'd like to find a reliable way of imaging the OS onto a new drive first

I might be a twat and do RAID
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)

Use one of these:
www.downloadsquad.com/2008/09/05/5-free-apps-to-clone-your-hard-drive/
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)

haha, what the bollocks?
"DriveImage ... Images are stored in XML files"

riiiight, that sounds like a good way to do it
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:26, archived)

I was hoping you'd pick that one without thinking.
The look of horror and disgust on your face would make my day, even though I'd not be able to see it.

Instead, I will have to upset someone else to satisfy my need for Internet hate.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:30, archived)

dont like raid
had the new pc all set up in raid, one of the drives failed (at 9 months) and I nearly lost all my data (thankfully I do actually back my stuff up)
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/5d4c552eb78a7f1b7de2/botoxgirl_a.gif
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)

it looks as though,
if you focussed on the people next to her, they would all have matching expressions too.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)

img108.imageshack.us/img108/3121/grandmaofstill7fz.gif
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)

Oh my!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:09, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/5d4c552eb78a7f1b7de2/botoxandpeppers.jpg
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:09, archived)

i58.photobucket.com/albums/g250/subidablue/GMoSTrees.jpg
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/5d4c552eb78a7f1b7de2/botoxwho.jpg
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)

I don't care for Dr. Who and GMoS.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)

i've been practicing listening to 2 or more radio stations at once
need more ears
( scott,, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)

In-Head mixing?
It's quite the talent.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:09, archived)

well my brain isn't doing anything important most of the time
might as well use the spare capacity.
( scott,, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:13, archived)

Ashley Tisdale.
No. Really
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)

oh fuck
haddaways what is love is back out again.


somebody shoot me. even worse its a k-klass mix
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)

Cabaret Voltaire.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqlJ5HuTqZk

Very much a singles band; their albums are mediocre at best.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)

I always liked them
along with the associates, new order, front 242 etc.
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)

There's 70 billion people in there.
Where are they hiding?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)

YASHAR

( TBL I posted this on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)

Are you wearing slippers?
I've got some moccasins that the missus bought me for Christmas, but they're rubbish because they fall off.
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:46, archived)

I'm not reading that, cunt.
Night.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)

i sometimes wear slippers.
very rarely though, every few years i wear slippers for a few weeks.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)

i have no way of knowing

( scott,, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:52, archived)

THRILLING CONTRIBUTION.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:52, archived)

ESME IS HERE

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:53, archived)

I NO.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)

I only knew because the Gravimeter went nuts.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)

:((((((((
You're so horrible to me.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)

I'm about to resize my C: partition
if I don't post again tonight then I'm reinstalling XP
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)

You are very silly indeed.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)

it's nearly full
I just found out I need to resize D: and E: and the extended partition then move the extended partition and resize C:

I might just chicken out of this
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)

Best plan of action.
I can only see bad things happening, if you go ahead with this.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)

RIP HIS FUCKING FACE OFF

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)

YEAH
WITH MY MINGE.

Hello. I was at a lock in with an Aussie and two Californians. One of whom spits like a fucking 80 year old Texan. There were lots of Irish people too.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)

That rattled my windows.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)

Yes.
Homer simpson ones.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)

enough of this shit,
how much do you weigh?
i'm fourteen stone and 5.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)

Just under ten stone.
I make the internet look bad.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)

A little under 13 stone.
/6'4" and apparently 2st underweight
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)

You're all skin and bone.
Eat some more meat.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)

I eat lots of meat!
Thing is, my metabolism works much faster than my jaws.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)

Lard and Lemons then.
The lemons are for bitterness, obviously. :-D
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)

I bet if you licked the tarmac on this street, it'd taste of lemons.
Ho ho!
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)

he he

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:13, archived)

that can't be right,
i've just measured you on the bmi, and even if by a little under 13 stone means 12 stone, you are still within the healthy range.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)

and would mean that i would be about half a stone underweight,
what with me being taller than you.
and i am not underweight.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)

maybe it is my enormous tumour skewing the results here.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)

Aye, that's why I said "apparently".
I don't look or feel particularly rakish.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)

who the hell told you that?
not a doctor, surely, as they measure these things using the bmi. maybe you are talking to idiots, or are an idiot. sorry if this sounds harsh but i have cancer.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:39, archived)

Sorry to hear that.
And it was the "official" BMI test that told me this.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)

no it wasn't,
i hope you die of cancer.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)

BMI can be misleading.
Anyone who's built up more muscle than the average bear will show up as overweight. Anyone with less muscle mass will show up underweight.

You're better off getting a body fat anaylsis, and combining that with BMI.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)

of this i am well aware thank you captain obvious

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:47, archived)

You're still a fatty.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)

You fat shit.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)

at least one stone of that is tumour though

( scott,, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)

the chemo will offset that

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)

great way to get in shape for the summer

( scott,, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)

I honestly don't know

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)

or care?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)

or indeed care

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)

ok so you're indifferent already,
stop rubbing it in :(
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)

I think on the whole, only fat people know their exact weight.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)

but i am not fat!
i have just been measuring because my diet is all weird and i have been shitting liquid.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)

I could go and weigh myself now if it's important to you?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:41, archived)

considering my condition,
i think it's only fair.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:47, archived)

I'm really sorry, I just cannot be bothered

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)

you are worse than himmler.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)

Just over 8 stone I think.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)

*beats you up*
Online.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)

*skinny fives*
*passes out*
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)

I think I may be a bit more than that, not measured myself in a long time.
can't work the damn electric scales we have
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)

i'm ethereal and am thus weightless

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)

the username says it all

( scott,, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)

98,000 grains!

(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)

This means you're cunt.
Congratulations!
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:48, archived)

Well at last weigh 15 stone and 12.
So, it's heading downwards and I'm happy.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)

I'm the heaviest in this thread.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)

murgatroyd!

( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)

INDEED!

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6182174
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)

A+++++++++!!!!!
Excellent linking, would click again.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)

i miss you gilgers
heaven666.org/hermaphrodites-34955.php

nsfw gift
( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)

i would the last one.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:21, archived)

She's one well hung woman.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:21, archived)

Crikey moses.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:21, archived)

i just realised that we are very very close to the accurate approximation of the number of jews and disableds etc that hitler and his lot killed,
in terms of post numbers.
YEAH!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)

shut up

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:21, archived)

i know the exact number.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:29, archived)

I miss Wormulus :(((

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)

who?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:39, archived)

So which female is Syncubus pretending to be, currently?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:21, archived)

apparently I'm that vampyrecat
this is news to me

I suppose I'd better post my nudey pics here then
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)

That's nothing.
I was piston_broke, davew27, and Damion.

All at the same time.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)

Did you have to wear a mask to be pictured as davew27?

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)

Cosmetic surgery that radical is rarely reversible.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:29, archived)

Stupid pc world.
You visit any of those links on the adverts and it's just a search for products they sell, no explanation as to how they think you can do what the ads mention.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)

fuck PC World man, fuck PC World right in the ear

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)