Quick question
I realise this sounds vague but I hope somebody here will know what I'm talking about.

Does anybody know the name of the photographer that took (amongst others) that amazing photo from the top of a skyscraper in America? The photo was taken from the top of a mast looking down at some maintenance engineers.

Many thanks in advance.

Edit: Looks like this:

www.lambdasystems.plus.com/b3ta/skyscraper.PNG

Photo taken from above the two guys working on the mast, lots of street scenes very very very far below them.
(Brian Blessed, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:08, archived)

No,
but you are polite.
So I like you
( Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:10, archived)

^this^

( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:11, archived)

This.
I don't have the answer either, but you're very well-spoken.

To be even more rude, I'm going to demand an answer.
WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO START USING AIRSHIPS FOR COMMERCIAL PASSENGER TRANSPORT :(
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:13, archived)

You have ran out of Hindenburg air disaster videos to laugh at
AICMFP
( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:14, archived)

I really really like airships, but will probably be extremely disappointed should I ever actually get to go on one
AIRe-CMFP
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:16, archived)

Have you heard about the Cardiff FC fans who werent allowed tickets for a game
so they hired a fucking airship to watch it from above the ground

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_east/6251529.stm
( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:18, archived)

That's a lie
there aren't any airships around to get enough people in to spread the cost to a low enough hire rate for povvo welshies to afford
( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:19, archived)

They
were on the news and everything.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:22, archived)

Are you calling the BBC liars?
ARE YOU? EH?
( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:23, archived)

No
but i'm calling them complete jerkoffs that make mostly poor tv and seem to want to be some sort of tabloid
( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:24, archived)

ok.
i agree

and this is one of the reasons i havent paid my tv licence for 5 years+
( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:28, archived)

I pay my licence, I think it's worth it.

( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:29, archived)

I went to court once for not paying.
thats another reason why i dont pay it.

But be honest, BBC output is awful bar some stuff on three and four
( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:33, archived)

This
very muchly
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:34, archived)

I don't have to pay one,
but I would if I did. The BBC News website is worth the money.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:54, archived)

When i'm a multimillionaire and have bought all the planes I want, i'll buy one and fly you around in it
and that's a promise!
( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:18, archived)

I LOVE YOU BOBSON.

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:19, archived)

I want something like
this

but it's too poorly designed to be real :(
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:20, archived)

Pfffft, looks like some blimp designers got stoned and watched a leeeetle too much of Thunderbirds

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:23, archived)

STOP DESTROYING MY DREAMS

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:25, archived)

they do, you aren't allowed

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:15, archived)

The ginger hair causes sparks and could result in KABLAMMO!

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:15, archived)

My brother's company has a blimp
when they fly it in Texas it gets shot at by the locals.

They have a collection of cross-bow bolts and stuff they've removed from the bottom of it.
( Sygiinu, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:18, archived)

Why do they do that?
Do they think it's some sort of witchcraft?
( Bob Todd whee, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:20, archived)

For some people, it's just a natural reaction to run outside and shoot at things in the sky as they pass over.

( Sygiinu, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:28, archived)

Haha, why do they do that?
"Ah-say, that's one of those god-darn OFU's! Let's gerrem!"
( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:20, archived)

That reminds me of my old English teacher (from Darlington, thickly-accented)
trying to do an American accent and his real one butting in halfway through the sentence.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:26, archived)

"My manager says I'm far too sophisticated an act for Burnley
or anywhere else where they still point at aeroplanes."

/John Cooper Clarke
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:24, archived)

That was Peter.

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:10, archived)

It wasn't, it was Paul.

( LC! lyk omg, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:12, archived)

oh shit, yeah
Peter was the one with all those photos of dogs having sex, they're easy to mix up at that distance
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:13, archived)

Brian? Is that you?
maybe www.yannarthusbertrand.org he does a lot of aerial photography
( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:10, archived)

Why isn't this a like to "I love Horses"?
I am most disappointed
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:13, archived)

I think you mean link

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:22, archived)

ah sorry
i was really taken by this guys work when i saw an exhibition of it.

genuinely thought i could hellp this time instead of babbling on about tits and cocks and strikethroughs.

i was wrong
( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:22, archived)

You must enter a subject.
The only yank photo idiot I know is Ansel Adams.

He lives down my street and regularly buys the budget gin from the co-op.

(Not really, he's dead)
(netpixie you should reconsider your life choices., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:11, archived)

Is it important?

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:12, archived)

I did it

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:13, archived)

Do you mean this?
images.easyart.com/i/prints/rw/lg/1/0/Anonymous-Lunch-Atop-A-Skyscraper-1932-105707.jpg

Charlie C. Ebbets
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:14, archived)

What if the guy in the middle has to pee?
Wait, I think I'd rather not know.
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:16, archived)

No, sorry
That's not it. I'll paint mash a (from-memory) representation. It's a colour photo, possibly from the 80s. I think he also photographed Manhattan taxis in the snow, also from the air.
(Brian Blessed, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:16, archived)

Fuck me, that scares me just looking at it

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:17, archived)

^ this

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:18, archived)

I did some quick image googling
Nada, sorry.

EDIT: sorry again, your mockup doesn't ring a bell

/artless philistine blog
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:14, archived)

Charles C Ebbet.
I believe.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:15, archived)

Beat you :-P
www.b3ta.com/talk/2447960
EDIT: It's not the one anyway.
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:17, archived)

charles ebbets
/helpful
( flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:16, archived)

nah sorry :(
hahah, but that paintmash is lovely
( viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:24, archived)

monkeon must be shitting his pants
with my imagery skills
(Brian Blessed, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:28, archived)

Presenting: rnuk's Patented Guide To Making Your Wedding Day That Little Bit More Special
Step 1. When walking down the aisle, instead of walking in a straight line, zig zag, and wobble slightly.
Step 2. Instead of walking down the aisle to "The Wedding March", use the theme tune from "Tales of the Unexpected".
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:00, archived)

3. Instead of saying 'I do' leave a moment of supense by saying
I'm going to have to go with......
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:01, archived)

Can I ask the audience?
Priest: Is that your final answer?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:01, archived)

Step 3. Hold your piece.

( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:01, archived)

Step 3: Nudity always adds a little bit of excitement
Step 4: so does faeces
( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:01, archived)

Step 3. Use breath spray right before kissing bride/groom
Step 4. Sell to funny video show
Step 5. (Does it need to be said?) Profit!
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:01, archived)

haha
I am going to do this.
( flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:01, archived)

Step 0.
Instead of having a seperate wedding cake, have the entire church made out of cake.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:02, archived)

oh god this

( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:03, archived)

And hope it doesn't rain.
Soggy cake may be difficult to get out of the dress.
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:03, archived)

As long as you use a hard enough icing
it should be ok.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:04, archived)

Step whatever
Instead of smiling at the groom look sadley at the best man.
( Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:03, archived)

Step 11. Lesbians.

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:03, archived)

I went to a lesbian wedding
(well, as much of one as that state allows)

It was ace!
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:04, archived)

"You may now both kiss the other bride"

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:05, archived)

I think the minister just said
"You may now kiss"
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:06, archived)

Which bit?
The mutual masturbation, or the strap-on dildo insertion?
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:06, archived)

I used to have the hots for one of them
She went on a date with me and came out halfway through.

She was a lesbian already, I didn't "turn" her!
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:08, archived)

was there fisting instead of hymns?
I don't know why fisting would be a particularly lesbian thing, but I'm enjoying thinking about it.
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:06, archived)

This.

( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:05, archived)

Real lesbians or porn lesbians?

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:06, archived)

both
and have some sort of party game to work out which is which.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:06, archived)

Go Fist
it could be based on slackness
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:09, archived)

Step 6: Replace confetti with semtex.

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:05, archived)

Thats sound verrr pretti

( Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:06, archived)

Step 18: Leave for your honeymoon on an airship, straight from the church.

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:10, archived)

the whole church could be your airship
a cake-based airship with sponge foamed with helium
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:12, archived)

We are wedding planning GODS, Eel.

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:14, archived)

Step 3
You kiss and hold her tightly
( Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:07, archived)

That sure sounds like heaven to me.

( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:15, archived)

Wop Wop Whoo-oo

( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:23, archived)

Its a trap
We walked back down the aisle (i.e. at the end) to the Star Wars music, technically "The Throne Room" by John Williams, which starts off like wedding music then goes into "do do doo do di do do, do do do do do do do di do".

It was fantastic
(netpixie you should reconsider your life choices., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:09, archived)

Play "Yesterday" by The Beatles at the reception

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:10, archived)

step 19: Hippo Extravaganza

( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:12, archived)

He's not dead.
Thank god that's over.

Did I ruin it for you? DID I?
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:55, archived)

jesus?

( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:55, archived)

forty nine

( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:56, archived)

they just had to kill him again so he'd resurrect as the right pope

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:56, archived)

no
but Celia Imrie is a premonition of what my mum will be like in 10 years time.
( icklepeach *relurks*, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:56, archived)

who is not dead?

( flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:57, archived)

Jesus!
Long live the messiah!
( Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:58, archived)

He's not the messiah...

( viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:58, archived)

The bloke in Coronation Street.

( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:58, archived)

oh
is that a good things or a bad thing?

/doesn't watch UK soaps
( flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:59, archived)

I don't really care. It was on in the house. I had no choice in the matter.

( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:00, archived)

I'm guessing charlie?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:00, archived)

Currently about 6 billion folks
/doesn't have a clue either
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:58, archived)

ME ME I'M NOT HURRAH

( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:59, archived)

Todays Meh quiz
Again guess the theme of the 80's tv show.


Yesterdays winnar was WTBP

todays theme.

Meh! Mehhhhhhhhhh! Meh! Mehhhhhhhhh!
Meh!Meh!Meh!Meh!Meh!Meh!
Meh!Meh!Meh!Meh!Meh! Mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Well that was fucking hard work

Well done Flurokitty with the right answer of
DALLAS!

( i must admit im a bit dissapointed in you all)
( Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:46, archived)

Airwolf

( viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:47, archived)

Nope

( Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:48, archived)

no airwolf is
meh mehmehmehmeh mehhhhhh
mehmehmeh mehhhhhhhh
meh mehmeh
mehmeh mehmeh memehhhhhh
( flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:50, archived)

ahh
now I see.
( viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:51, archived)

Perfect

( Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:51, archived)

*curtsies*

( flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:52, archived)

A Team?

( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:47, archived)

Nope!

( Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:48, archived)

MASH?
or was that seventies?
( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:53, archived)

Tony Harts Laser Rape Quiz

( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:48, archived)

clooooooooose!*







*Not really
( Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:49, archived)

Hitler and Grace

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:49, archived)

Nope!

( Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:49, archived)

Monsterpiece Theater
with Alistair Cookie?
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:49, archived)

Even though
it's probably wrong, it's still fantastic.
( DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:52, archived)

Fraggle Rock

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:49, archived)

Nooooooooo

( Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:51, archived)

Buck Rogers.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:50, archived)

Dallas
It's Dallas
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:50, archived)

No idea, but I'm enjoying saying it out loud
in the form of duck noises.

*goes to watch the duck call in a car engine clip from the newsletter again*
( Bob Todd whee, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:50, archived)

is it the adventure game
or whatever it was called
( flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:50, archived)

Batman?

( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:51, archived)

THE NEWS

( viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:51, archived)

Whitesnakes psychic swapshop

( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:51, archived)

Rentaghost

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:52, archived)

Saved by the Robot

( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:53, archived)

Quincy.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:53, archived)

Bewitched?

( viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:53, archived)

ooh now this I can make
fit, if it isn't it should be
( flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:54, archived)

hmmm
on second thoughts the last bit doesn't match

meh
( viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:56, archived)

Starsky and Hutch?
My mistake- it's the six million dollar man- isn't it?
( Lord Gnome, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:54, archived)

The Fall Guy

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:54, archived)

Heather Locklear Gash Bandwagon

( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:54, archived)

dallas

( flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:56, archived)

Thank Fuck for that
YAY well done FluroKitty.
( Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:57, archived)

Dallas?
M'thinks...
( 4lstar I need a wee, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:56, archived)

relationships with people who are already in a relationship
right or wrong?

what do you lot think?

I think thats a unanimous WRONG
( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:43, archived)

Wrong
Next
( Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:44, archived)

^this

( DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:44, archived)

Wrong

( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:44, archived)

oh and
I dont like you in that way anyway
( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:46, archived)

mostly wrong

( icklepeach *relurks*, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:45, archived)

It's ok as long as it's you who they're already in a relationship with.
It's quite good for it to be mutual.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:45, archived)

I like a bit of a struggle meself

( DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:45, archived)

it's alright as long as they've been dead around a week

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:45, archived)

Very much lots of the time, very much wrong.

( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:45, archived)

Perfectly fine if it's for fun
Completely different matter if you are hoping that they'll leave their partner- it generally won't happen.
Don't get too attached.
( Lord Gnome, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:45, archived)

So if your girlfriend shagged someone else, but told you it was just fun
you'd be fine with that?
( Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:46, archived)

"Calm daan mate, it were only a joke!"

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:47, archived)

Calm daan Just chiw
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:48, archived)

I love the dialectative re-spelling of Chill
to make Chiw.

Click!
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:49, archived)

Yeah!
Coow beanz mate! Coow beanz!

I'm going to stop now, before I do myself a horrendous injury
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:51, archived)

Yep
Doesn't bother me in the slightest.

[Edit] I should add that my original observation was from the point of view of a single person having a relationship with someone already attached. As long as you don't know their partner and are prepared to be quite callous and pragmatic then I say "go for it," though some background research into who exactly their partner is might be a good idea.
( Lord Gnome, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:47, archived)

i.e. not the girlfriend of a bare knuckle fighter
your p.o.v. shares some incredible reemblances to my current predicament
( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:54, archived)

That's pretty much
What I was driving at- namely that he's not a violent psycho and that you aren't going to be putting your life in danger.
( Lord Gnome, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:01, archived)

no he's not.
/researcher blog
( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:04, archived)

Up to you then
If you can cope with being constantly strung along with a series of false promises and constantly having your hopes built up and dashed then go ahead. I'm not saying that will happen but I would give it a minimum of 95% certainty.
( Lord Gnome, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:11, archived)

It ends up in PAIN.
But I can see your reasoning.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:56, archived)

Simply being prepared to do something doesn't make it right.
I never thought of "callous" as a particularly virtuous thing to be.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:57, archived)

It's not
I'm not talking about virtue- just that sometimes it can be best to end a relationship abruptly rather than drag things out and ultimately cause a lot more pain, both to yourself and the other party.
( Lord Gnome, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:06, archived)

not really sure it's your place
to end someone else's relationship in such a manner.

but I appreciate the compassionate sentiment.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:09, archived)

As the single party
The only relationship that you're ending is the one between you and the attached person. If they're going to stay attached and it's going to get emotionally messy then it's better to walk away. If their other relationship ends then that's not your problem- they should not have got involved in the first place and it would be their looking to have an affair that ended it- after all if it hadn't been you it would more than likely have been someone else.
( Lord Gnome, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:17, archived)

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:46, archived)

Wrong Wrong FUCKING WRONG!!!!! GRAHAHHAHAHAHHAH!!
/not bitter
( Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:45, archived)

Wrong
Leads only to heartache, no matter how "open" the relationship is.

/glad I'm married blog
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:46, archived)

wrong

( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:46, archived)

Wrong

( iainiainiainiain, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:46, archived)

I'd say quite wrong
Unless it's purely sexual as your husband is in a wheelchair and can't sex you up but you still love him

/NYPD Blue
( viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:46, archived)

Depends who's banging the wives.
/ac
( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:46, archived)

Oh my...

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:50, archived)

If everyone involved knows everything
and they're all alright with it, then do as you please.
( Comma, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:47, archived)

Relationships are just wrong
I'm never going to have one ever again. I'm fucked off today because IT Guy doesnt fancy me.

He is still being really nice and friendly though.
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:47, archived)

im with you ruby
i quite like the name ruby too.
( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:48, archived)

So,
just because someguy turned you down, you are NEVER ever going to have another one?
( Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:49, archived)

Yep
Not through choice, just through the general fat boring geekness of me.
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:51, archived)

You'll be fine
Some guys dig fat, geeky chicks.
( Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:53, archived)

Yeah but I generally don't like them
Or they turn out to be complete and utter wankers
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:54, archived)

Right you.
I have seen your picture, you are a pretty lady and still young.
Now stop being so pessimistic and get out there and have some fun.
Or you'll end up like me,having meaningless sex with a string of filthy women much younger than me to try and boost my sad middle aged ego.

Fuck yeah
GO ME!
*buys bright red sports car*
( Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:58, archived)

Heh too late
Last two guys where in excess of 5 years younger than me
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:59, archived)

Wrong.
In every way.
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:48, archived)

I've been the 'other woman'.
It wasn't fun.

I didn;t know his girlfriend at all. If I had have done, I would have never got involved in the first place. I certainly wouldn't have tried to be friends with the woman. As it was, they were on the brink of splitting up and I happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

It was cheap, nasty and although fun at the time, it left me with a nasty taste in my mouth. Even if you do end up with them all to yourself, the relationship never lasts. the guilt eats you up inside, and you can never trust them.

Turns out that I didn't even love him, I was just a muppet.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:49, archived)

Also
If he's gonna cheat on his wife, what's to say he won't cheat on you next
( Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:50, archived)

This is why I couldn't trust him.
Especially on the internet. He wasn't married btw.

Plus, he was from SURREY. I'd have turned into a Stepford Wife.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:54, archived)

i take your points.
specially the never trust them bit
( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:51, archived)

But I DID leave her though.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:51, archived)

You make me feel cheap and nasty but in such a good way.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:54, archived)

And Badger is going to burn his house down if he tries to chat me up ever again.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:52, archived)

We have a new winner
BBC is now (That's RIGHT NOW) showing the worst television program in the whole world.

Watch it. Feel your eyes bleed and your mind collapse. Or turn over to Corrie.
(netpixie you should reconsider your life choices., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:35, archived)

I am watching Corrie through no choice of my own.
What is on BBC?
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:37, archived)

They've bought Big Brother?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:37, archived)

1 or 2?

( Bob Todd whee, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:37, archived)

Whats that skip?
Someone else walked out of BB?
Theres a man fallen down the well at grid reference 564383773465737?
( Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:37, archived)

It can't be worse than Hollyoaks

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:38, archived)

Get OUT
There is nothing wrong with Hollyoaks that turnng the sound down won't cure.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:43, archived)

turnng the sound down throwing a brick at the telly
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:44, archived)

which BBC?
1
2
3
or 4
I'm rather enjoying BBC1 right now.
( icklepeach *relurks*, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:38, archived)

There's no such thing as BBC 3.
That was just on Roland Rat.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:39, archived)

Wha?

( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:40, archived)

Somebody please know what I'm talking about.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:40, archived)

Yes it is they show that porno
Touchwood
( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:40, archived)

And
Two Dirty Slaggers And a Packet Of Durex
( Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:42, archived)

When More4 was launched last year it was billed as an "adult entertainment channel"
probably not the best choice of phrase given its actual content.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:43, archived)

What is it,
old out-takes from Countdown?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:44, archived)

Please tell me that that what you just typed there was a mistake
and that you never meant to type it at all.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:40, archived)

For the love of God,
WHAT IS ON BBC?!
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:43, archived)

CELEBRITY CANCER EXPLOSION

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:44, archived)

After you've gone.

( icklepeach *relurks*, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:46, archived)

or grow your own veg

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:46, archived)

which was very tempting
since I've just got an allotment
( icklepeach *relurks*, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:49, archived)

nope
Celia Imrie's quite funny, I really like Dani Harman and don't mind Nicholas Lyndhurst.
( icklepeach *relurks*, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:43, archived)

I sold Nicholas Lyndhurst
10 B&H and a packet of rizlas once.
/He lived in my village blog.
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:54, archived)

Ok what is on BBC at the moment?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:41, archived)

All vegetarians should lay down their lives for vegetables,
and be minced into fertiliser slurry.

Beat that.
( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:30, archived)

I bought vege effect mince today

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:31, archived)

Haha
Gay
( Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:32, archived)

Oh ive always quite liked it

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:33, archived)

being gay?

( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:37, archived)

All cattle should be minced down into tasty slurry
/mince
( Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:31, archived)

all druids
should lay down their lives for vegetables,
and be minced into fertiliser slurry.

Oh and ning
( Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:31, archived)

I agree.
NEXT!
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:32, archived)

All casual racists should be forced to run a marathon wearing clogs and angry cats
to show that race is no laughing matter.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:33, archived)

Pfft!

( Bob Todd whee, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:35, archived)

I've got the best calendar with mad cats on it.
How was your Christmas?
( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:35, archived)

I got a calendar with Windsurfing West Highland Terriers
it wins.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:36, archived)

Sounds like it's close.
Mine has psychopathic cats.
( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:38, archived)

Westies.
Windsurfing.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:40, archived)

Christmas present by any chance?
I was given a calendar of Westies water-skiing.
( Lord Gnome, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:43, archived)

All vegetarians should fuck themselves to the fuck
and stop being such fucking fucks, the fucks.
( Comma, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:33, archived)

As long as they arent fucking vegans
now they are mental
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:34, archived)

At last, something I can agree with you on

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:35, archived)

I reckon they're all sneaking Pepperamis
while nobody's looking, anyway.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:37, archived)

It is the ultimate fate of us all
more or less.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:34, archived)

I'm hoping that the worms eat me all up
before the carrots stab me in the face.
I'd also like a mole to make a house in my fanny.
( Comma, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:36, archived)

Pfft!

( Bob Todd whee, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:38, archived)

I'd quite like to be buried at sea.
I mean, after I'm dead that is...
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:38, archived)

I fucking hate vegetables.
I eat them because it is my never-ending quest to rid the entire world of them. Turning them into my ploppies is the least they deserve.
( Bob Todd whee, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:36, archived)

Hello.
I would like to recommend the following album for a hangover:

The Troubled Sleep of Piano Magic by Piano Magic.

/pre-emptive
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:18, archived)

Meanwhile, "The Wolfman" by Robert Ashley would be less than ideal
/ears still ringing
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:19, archived)

obert ick
h t
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:31, archived)

No thanks, I'll stick to early 1960s noise-music

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:33, archived)

why would I want to listen to music that gives me a hangover?

( frunt It's been a while..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:19, archived)

I went to Margate, they say it's good for rheumatism
so I went, and I got it.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:20, archived)

are you
Jimmy Tarbuck?

If so I may need to revise my opinion, as I laughed at that
( frunt It's been a while..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:21, archived)

I believe it was Tommy Cooper

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:23, archived)

Right era then

( frunt It's been a while..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:23, archived)

Yeah
that "Late 20th Century" was a hard one to pin down.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:26, archived)

pfft!
It's a bit closer than that though, isn't it.

I'm off to get some food.
( frunt It's been a while..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:28, archived)

My mistress called me and said "come around, no-one's home"
so I went around, and no-one was home.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:24, archived)

I want a skip outside my house
I'm not stopping you, etc.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:25, archived)

Nah
You want Dark Side for hangovers
( Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:20, archived)

This

( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:21, archived)

I don't know any hangovers

( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:22, archived)

Curry curry curry
what are you having fro dinner internet?
( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:07, archived)

I don't eat internet
It tastes horrible
( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:08, archived)

Pork escalopes with onion rice and boozy gravies.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:08, archived)

This sounds nice

( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:09, archived)

It was
*burps*
*farts*
*scratches*
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:11, archived)

I would have prefered chicken Escalopes with mash and peas.

( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:12, archived)

This

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:14, archived)

I am in no position to stop you
achieving this lofty and noble goal.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:17, archived)

No but unfortunetly the cuisine of the night has already been prepared
Curry it will be.
( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:18, archived)

and you'll like it, dammit.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:21, archived)

yes i will
Because i have beer too.
Once i have finished my bottles of san miguel i will move onto the nasty canned stella
( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:23, archived)

cooking lager on a Friday?
How daring, it's as if you want to punish your weekend already.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:25, archived)

Indeed
what else am i going to do~?

Im out for liquid lunch tommorrow anyhoo
( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:28, archived)

This is a watersports euphemism, isn't it?

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:30, archived)

yes
want to join my "diving club"?
( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:34, archived)

Only if you do "Scuba" nights.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:35, archived)

twice a week

( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:36, archived)

I'm in.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:39, archived)

I didnt even feel it

( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:40, archived)

whichever child is the fattest

( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:08, archived)

i made chicken korma
dinnerpiss
( icklepeach *relurks*, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:09, archived)

i made chicken korma
( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:09, archived)

I had some food it was nice.

( Comma, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:09, archived)

Fooooood?
eeewwwwwwww, food is yucky.

I prefer inedible minerals
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:30, archived)

not much
/massive lunch
( frunt It's been a while..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:09, archived)

Had chips & steak pudding & gravy.

( LC! lyk omg, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:10, archived)

home made sweet and sour pork
it wasn't great
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:10, archived)

Sausage and chips
although the dippy cow behind the counter thought that I meant 2 sausages rather than sausage and chips twice so I had to share my portion.
( magnum, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:11, archived)

possibly a stir fry.
possibly fried chicken.
possibly curry and rice.
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:11, archived)

Biltong?

( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:12, archived)

int got nun

( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:13, archived)

speaking of which
I watched the sound of music yesterday.

hold me.
( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:15, archived)

A new chicken recipe
cross your fingers for me
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:11, archived)

I had garlic bread pizza.
Earlier on I had miso soup and noodles.


I prefer the noodles to tell the truth.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:11, archived)

Did it arrive?

( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:13, archived)

Not yet.
Send me a picture of you, that you want me to draw.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:19, archived)

I had noodles for breakfast

( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:14, archived)

No
I had noodles for breakfast
( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:17, archived)

Well i had beef SUPER noodles for breakfast

( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:19, archived)

I had tuna steak and prawns with stir fried veg and noodles.
It was bloody lovely too.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:12, archived)

Spectacularly hot mexican dish* & patatas bravas
Yum.

*chorizo & chickpeas & mushrooms & tomatoes
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:12, archived)

I love chickpeas.
I had falafel for my lunch today, and there's houmous in the cupboard.
Chickpeas for the win.
( Comma, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:19, archived)

You nearly got kicked in the cunt the other day, by me.

( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:20, archived)

Prove it, you buttery toilet.

( Comma, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:24, archived)

I bought a veggie ready meal. I said that
if it wasn't tasty, I'd kick you in the cunt.

The soya bit was lovely and herby and tasty, I hate to admit.
( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:29, archived)

I bet you made it out of your own poo.

( Comma, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:32, archived)

It'd not be veggie
then. It'd be made of your mingeflakes and bum raisins.
( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:40, archived)

I'm going to make houmous this weekend!
Yum yum yum :D
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:28, archived)

I'm going to make ice cream
and cupcakes and some oaty chocolate coffee cakes I've just got the recipe for.

/big plans
/probably won't do any of this
( Comma, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:29, archived)

CHICKENS
 
  
 
 
 
( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:18, archived)

Your bash is seven whole days after my birthday.
I HOPE YOU'LL BE CELEBRATING ME.
( Comma, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:21, archived)

Of course.
You're ace. If you can't make it, I hope that Herman can come in your place.

Cuffbert is coming. I don't think you or Herman have met him.
( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:25, archived)

Who the fuck is Cuffbert?
He sounds like a prostitute.
( Comma, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:27, archived)

He's a star.
Don't cross him, he's got clors and everythink.
( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:32, archived)

Herman's just wet himself.

( Comma, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:34, archived)

Did I tell you what Bratfink called hers?

( icklepeach *relurks*, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:28, archived)

Didn't you say Tom,
after me?
( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:32, archived)

yes indeed

( icklepeach *relurks*, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:37, archived)

GNAAAAAAAAH!

( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:49, archived)

on Monday
I'm going to be swallowing some radioactive gunk at the hospital. I'm currently enjoying the following extract from the 'WTF' guide:
"In this test you drink some barium liquid. The barium liquid is often fruit flavoured so it is OK to drink."

yes. because everything that is fruit flavoured is fine to drink.
( cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:07, archived)

My wee tastes of peach
Start the Q here.
( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:08, archived)

nothing to do with me.

( icklepeach *relurks*, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:10, archived)

It's very much like chalk
and if it were toxic, they wouldn't be making you drink it.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:08, archived)

mmmm!
sounds tasty :)

no, I know, though it is radioactive - so I'd imagine if you did about 15 litres or so, you *might* glow in the dark...
( cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:10, archived)

If it (barium sulfate) were more soluble it would be toxic (barium isn't good for the body)
but as it is you shit it straight out.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:11, archived)

how dare you doubt the internets
in other news: good luck
( frunt It's been a while..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:09, archived)

well, it's more the NHS...
they've been pretty incorrect of late...
ty :)
( cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:13, archived)

I learnt about that.
It's perfectly safe.

If it was Beryllium it would kill you.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:10, archived)

huzzah!
how about Bn - Benylin, v 2, aw 99?
( cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:15, archived)

And it would be bloody useless
as it wouldn't show up on the X-rays.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:17, archived)

The Barium sulphate molecules are just big enough =)
Anyway, if it was Beryllium then you wouldn't need x-rays.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:20, archived)

I've done that a few times.
You shit white for a day or two.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:26, archived)

the only acceptable flavour of tango is apple.
100% FACT
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:03, archived)

The only acceptable flavour of cider is apple
FACT!
( Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:04, archived)

Does pear cider have a different name?

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:04, archived)

perry

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:06, archived)

Perry.

( Comma, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:06, archived)

Tis lully.
Very sweet, but without the vicious hangover
( Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:07, archived)

Hmm...

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:11, archived)

I'm tempted to give it a go
maybe I'll go on a binge and try:

perry
meade
porter
not falling over
( frunt It's been a while..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:13, archived)

I prefer Cash

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:04, archived)

You're clearly wrong in this matter.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:04, archived)

no i'm not

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:05, archived)

Yes.
Yes you are.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:06, archived)

I used to love Apply Tango, now I prefer the orange flavour.

( magnum, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:04, archived)

Apply the Tango liberally.

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:05, archived)

Orange tango is ok

( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:05, archived)

No.
Apple Tango is the rubbishest of all the Tangoes.
Orange Tango is okay.
Tropical Tango was nice.
Blackcurrant was the best.
( Comma, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:09, archived)

Cherry Tango
Is pretty good too.
( Lord Gnome, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:11, archived)

It's the best one

( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:12, archived)

Posting on b3ta on the bog
Yay or nay?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:55, archived)

If I could, I would.

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:55, archived)

You lose the power to read
while situated in a toilet or bathroom setting?
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:02, archived)

Don't have any wireless devices.

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:06, archived)

You've got a DS, haven't you?

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:18, archived)

I've done it
And regularly when I'm cooking
( Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:55, archived)

You cook on the bog?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:56, archived)

Yep
Sausages
( Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:57, archived)

I've never tried this laptop away from being plugged into the mains yet
I'll experiment later and let you know my results and whether I approve.
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:56, archived)

I find it does tend to make the knees rather warm.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:57, archived)

so does shitting in your hands and doing the charleston

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:01, archived)

ARF! You cunt!
I've gobbed on my screen and am now nearly choking on my apple.
( Bob Todd whee, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:06, archived)

Yes
(See below comment on taking the laptop to the bog)
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:57, archived)

Nay, most definetly!
What about whilst out dogging in a remote car park?
( Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:57, archived)

I've ofteen wondered..
...if when out dogging, your eyes meet with the man who's at the other end of the lady you're sharing - what do you say?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:59, archived)

High Five him

( Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:00, archived)

This
Although there is something inherently wrong about being in the same room as a mate's erection
( Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:02, archived)

I wouldent, unless he was dead
/stiff
( Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:05, archived)

Guilty, when I first got
my massive laptop.
( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:57, archived)

Does it fit
on your massive lap?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:07, archived)

real-time
splash-by-splash posting?
( frunt It's been a while..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:57, archived)

Nope
even if I was inclined to do such a thing, the cable to the router is barely long enough to reach the door of my room.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:58, archived)

This is why wireless was invented.

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:59, archived)

I thought it was invented to be painfully slow if you moved more than six inches from the router
and to repeatedly lose the connection every five seconds.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:01, archived)

Maybe your air is just shit?

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:02, archived)

Not at all!
I paid good money to have that air flown in from the south of France.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:03, archived)

Ah, there's your problem.
It's so full of arrogance that there's no room left for the internets to fly through.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:04, archived)

That what it is for
But my wireless doesn't do that properly
( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:03, archived)

My wireless is ace, it works pretty much everywhere in the house.
Dunno about the garden yet though.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:04, archived)

sometimes I type shit here
and spray words from my arse
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:59, archived)

I've never wanted you more.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:00, archived)

I haven't got a laptop
so I can't do this.
( magnum, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:00, archived)

Reading on the bog:
yay or nay?
( frunt It's been a while..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:54, archived)

Always yay.

( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:54, archived)

I second this
Might i recommend a good thriller...
( Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:55, archived)

I have books on the shelf in the toilet for this purpose;
Volumes of the Onion are good, as are back issues of Edge or Q.
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:56, archived)

What, one that'd scare the shit out of you?

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:57, archived)

You know i meant that!

( Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:59, archived)

Sorry, I'm a bit thick

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:00, archived)

Yay.
I'm suspicious of people who find it peculiar.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:55, archived)

We don't keep any reading material in our toilets, and I don't have the attention span to stay on there.
www.b3ta.com/talk/2447609
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:56, archived)

Always.
I'll always do a sudoku puzzle, flick through a magazine, or take my laptop and browse the interwebnet.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:56, archived)

No.
I go in, shit then out.
All in no time at all
( Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:56, archived)

you're missing out on one of life's pleasures.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:00, archived)

Yep, and I get really upset if there isn't any reading-material within easy reach

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:20, archived)

Well, I'm knackered so I'm off to bed.
Goodnight. Sleep well.
*kiss*
(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:51, archived)

Goodnight, have fun.

( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:53, archived)

There's no fun in my bed. But thanks, you too. :)

(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:54, archived)

So... i've spent the last 30 minuites at the starting-village in zelda.
I can't pick up the cat, a monkey has stolen a basket, i've been run over by a derranged 'goat' thing, there is some bird that I can shoot at people.

I think I need a fishing-rod to catch some fish to give to the cat so I can give it to the shop-keeper so I can buy a slingshot so I can shoot the monkey and give it's basket back.

But where the bloody hell do I get that fishing rod from?

//edit//

Cheers All.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:44, archived)

Use the MEGA MONKEY DEATH RAY MARK 10
That'll teach the little fucker
( Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:45, archived)

Fishing rod comes from one of the kids or their parents or something, go ask around
or go download a walkthrough from gamefaqs.com
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:46, archived)

Um, about the deranged 'goat thing' ....

(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:46, archived)

+
thats my mother in law
( Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:47, archived)

Go north

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:46, archived)

YOU GO NORTH.
THERE IS THE VICIOUS WARG HERE.
( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:48, archived)

Eat kettle

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:49, archived)

YOU EAT THE KETTLE, BUT ITS DEFENCE IS TOO STRONG.
THE KETTLE CLEAVES YOUR SKULL.

YOU ARE DEAD.

YOU HAVE COMPLETED 0.8% OF THIS ADVENTURE.
( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:51, archived)

TYPE "KILL WARG"
SORRY I DO NOT UNDERSTAND "WARG"
( custard, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:49, archived)

> Examine warg
You see nothing special.

The warg kills you.

You are dead. You scored 1 points out of a possible 500.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:52, archived)

>SWALLOW OWN HEAD

( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:52, archived)

YOU ARE IN A MYSTERIOUS PLACE.
YOU CAN SEE:

THE LAPDANCER
THE DECK OF PLAYING CARDS
THE VICIOUS WARG
( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:53, archived)

> Deal

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:53, archived)

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE WORD 'DEAL'
THE DECK OF CARDS SITS DOWN AND STARTS SINGING ABOUT GOLD.
( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:56, archived)

TELL DECK OF CARDS TO JUMP IN RIVER

( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:00, archived)

BOONDOCKSBOONDOCKSBOONDOCKSBOONDOCKS
BOONDOCKS? BOONDOCKSBOONDOCKSBOONDOCKS! BOONDOCKSBOONDOCKSBOONDOCKS. BOONDOCKS. BOO.DOCKS.
( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:56, archived)

gamefaqs.com says:
"Now, head to the southeast portion of the map, and at the stream near
Rusl's house, you'll see his wife Uli. Talk to her to learn about a missing
cradle. Go back to the pillar with the vines, and climb up it. Jump onto the
nearby house roof, then continue on another two pillars. Pick the grass and call
the hawk, then aim away from the village. You should see something hopping in
the village. Send the hawk after it, and it'll bring the cradle back to you.
Take the cradle back to Uli (if you drop it in the river, grab the hawk again to
retrieve it - if you can't reach it with either of the two conventional spots,
climb up to the roof of the mayor's house. Alternatively, you could just swim
and push it back, but that can be annoying, and take awhile).

Afterwards, carry the cradle a bit more southeast, to Uli's house. She
will in turn give you the FISHING ROD. Open the item screen with -, then equip
the fishing rod. Head to the middle left portion of the village (where the cat
was), and go to the pier. From here, use your fishing rod."
( lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:47, archived)

I'm beginning to get the impression
this game could actually be succesfully rendered entirely in the form of a text only adventure.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:50, archived)

Most games probably could.
WELCOME TO SPACE INVADERS v1.00

You are a base. Above you are space invaders.
: MOVE LEFT
The space invaders move
: FIRE
Your shot hurtles upwards.
: MOVE LEFT
A shot hits the leftmost base. It has suffered 3.6% damage.
: MOVE LEFT
You are at the far left of the map. One of your shots hits an invader. The number 10 floats upwards from his exploding remains.
: MOVE RIGHT
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:53, archived)

Pffffft!
You fucking loon :D
( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:54, archived)

YOU ARE IN A STRANGE SITUATION.
THROW A SMALL OBJECT AT SOME FORM OF MAMMAL.
OBTAIN ITEM LEFT BY MAMMAL.
PASS ITEM TO CHARACTER YOU TALKED TO 5 MINUTES AGO.
SAID CHARACTER WILL TELL YOU OF A STRANGE SITUATION AND OR LOCATION, AND OF ANOTHER CHARACTER WHO REQUIRES A CERTAIN ITEM.
YOU LEAVE SAID CHARACTER AND CONTINUE ON YOUR JOURNEY.
YOU ARE IN A STRANGE SITUATION.
THROW A SMALL OBJECT AT SOME FORM OF MAMMAL.
OBTAIN ITEM LEFT BY MAMMAL.
PASS ITEM TO CHARACTER YOU TALKED TO 5 MINUTES AGO.
SAID CHARACTER WILL TELL YOU OF A STRANGE SITUATION AND OR LOCATION, AND OF ANOTHER CHARACTER WHO REQUIRES A CERTAIN ITEM.
YOU LEAVE SAID CHARACTER AND CONTINUE ON YOUR JOURNEY.
YOU ARE IN A STRANGE SITUATION....
( lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:53, archived)

Pretty much any game with a plot* can go that way

i.e. no shoot-em-ups
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:54, archived)

And probably should.
Fucking graphics, ruining everything.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:55, archived)

Heh, I beg to differ
www.b3ta.com/talk/2447593
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:55, archived)

Space invaders has no discernible plot other than "ooh noo, space invaders!!!"

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:59, archived)

Its a metaphor for an eternal struggle - a battle that can never
truly be won - it's a classic plotline :D
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:59, archived)

Fire the eagle from the rooftop at the monkey to get the cradle back
and she'll give you a fishing rod
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:48, archived)

Type "KILL MYSELF"

( custard, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:48, archived)

Zelda?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M113_Armored_Personnel_Carrier_variants#Israeli_variants
( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:54, archived)

The fishing rod is easy to get you little spacker.
I'm better than you. Hahaha.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:04, archived)

There's a gentleman at my local traditional English cuisine
take-away emporium who is adamant that he is the king of rock & roll.
( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:41, archived)

awesome

(rudedoodle smug bucket, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:42, archived)

You live in Ipswich.
AICMFP
( Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:42, archived)

The Pennines in fact
in Ipswich the bloke wouldn't even talk to him, or call him a "fackin' nawvan cant".
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:45, archived)

I see.
My geographicals are all fried up
( Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:46, archived)

Did you endeavour
to disabuse him of this notion?
( frunt It's been a while..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:42, archived)

He is economical with the truth on a regular basis
and I am not so certain that you are a decent honest man sir.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:42, archived)

Bastard
I was typing something similar
( Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:43, archived)

OMG CLIFF RICHARD
*SCREEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAM*
( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:43, archived)

What does Cliff Richard have in common with a dartboard?
Both are better without the Shadows.

/long coat
( Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:44, archived)

Adam Ant?

( Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:43, archived)

*lobs brick through pub window*
*wields gun*
( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:45, archived)

SAVE THE GORRILA
YOUR MONEY FOR HIS LIFE
youtube.com/watch?v=KJp_XCenixY
( Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:45, archived)

Thats nothing.
Today I was equally surprised to learn that the pattern of sound in a line (usually based on stressed and unstressed syllables) is in fact a person who participates in a social gathering arranged for dancing -
and I'm serious as a malignant growth or tumor caused by abnormal and uncontrolled cell division when I say this.
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:44, archived)

I sincerely hope you were able to sense this in the combination of
atmospheric gases comprising of our Earth's lower atmosphere.
( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:47, archived)

I could indeed feel it, it was in the air
ppffft...!
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:49, archived)

Refrain from behaving in the manner of a cattle driver with me, progeny James.

( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:53, archived)

i am a grapist
*grapes*
(Woodside lndustries full caps are *not* witty - they're shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:28, archived)

is it

( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:28, archived)

*grapes your squildo*

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:28, archived)

Happy b3taday Mr DJ!
Play a song for yourself!
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:33, archived)

Thanks Mr Moose :)

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:34, archived)

Oops. Happy B3taday!
*kiss*
(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:41, archived)

:)

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:41, archived)

*sticks tongue in YOUR ear*
only kidding!
(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:43, archived)

Badger is King of Squildo Graping.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:28, archived)

i don't know what a sqildo is.
so ok
(Woodside lndustries full caps are *not* witty - they're shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:29, archived)

I don't know what Sqildo or graping is

(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:30, archived)

It's slighty shameful sexual arousal

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:32, archived)

You grape my squildo Mr Badger.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:32, archived)

He grapes everyone's squildo...
...the filthy slut.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:33, archived)

In something non-sexual.

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:39, archived)

Like...a pair of shoes?

(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:40, archived)

So if you were to be aroused by me?
*runs*
(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:39, archived)

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=graping+the+squildo
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:30, archived)

A girl on the bus has quite possibly the best arse I have ever seen
I believe her to be about 17.
I would never consider anyone younger than me
( Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:33, archived)

She's probably 14 mate.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:34, archived)

I doubt it
I don't think the Diamond Corporation employ 14 year olds.
/knows where she works
www.diamond.ac.uk/default.htm
( Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:35, archived)

stalking her, eh?

( frunt It's been a while..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:36, archived)

Not really. I work opposite
Hardly stalking
( Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:38, archived)

Hmm.
Fair enough.

stalker
( frunt It's been a while..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:40, archived)

I'd say 'go for it'
but then also add would she really be interested
in a 30-something Michael Stipe looky-likey?
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:36, archived)

ouch
boy, you be stingin tonight
( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:37, archived)

Doubt it
As you know, I rarely go with girls that are half my age now do I?
( Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:39, archived)

if she was half your age
THAT WOULD BE ILLEGAL AND HER DAD WOULD COME AFTER YOU
( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:39, archived)

Illegal in which countries?
Ok, the last one was 19
( Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:42, archived)

Very true sir.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:41, archived)

she wasnt wearing a construction jacket was she?
her name wasnt paddy was it?
( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:36, archived)

Dunno
Maybe
They have cleaners, cafe staff, office staff.
She could be any, but I have her down for being a Hodd Carrier
( Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:41, archived)

is
this what your both calling it now ?
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:29, archived)

Is that where you shove your elbow up someones arse then straighten your arm really fast at the same time as they shit so they pop off and go flying across the room and you end up at the base of a long trail of shit?

( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:30, archived)

and a bit goes in your mouth

( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:32, archived)

Baldmonkey?
Is that you?
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:33, archived)

does he have the monopoly on bizzare sexual practices now?

( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:35, archived)

I hope not, I'm busy wanking into a small metal tophat

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:39, archived)

GO STRAIGHT TO JAIL DO NOT COLLECT £200

( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:40, archived)

a i
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:30, archived)

grapes on a plane.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:30, archived)

I'd watch that.

( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:31, archived)

A.k.a. The Flying Hospital

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:32, archived)

I took grapes to Mrs F in hospital recently
the nurse told her not to eat too many - she was worried they'd give Mrs F the shits.
( frunt It's been a while..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:33, archived)

And Fruntling.
/experienced this
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:37, archived)

through her milk, you mean?
yes, I think she did say something about that. didn't listen in the time as by then fruntling was already upstairs in intensive care and not taking any.

today she had her first breastfeed since a few hours after her birth. and she latched on first time no problem. yay!
( frunt It's been a while..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:39, archived)

Ooh I could crush a grape.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:33, archived)

I choose to believe this to mean
that your supposed porn appearance consists of you wanking yourself off whilst your girlfiend pushes grapes up your arsehole.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:35, archived)

You can't be a grapist...
There would be a bunch of you
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:57, archived)

Woohoo! Friday night!
I am so fucking rock AND roll that I am teaching maths to a 16 year old (and enjoying it) instead of drinking like a drowning spaz. How has your life disappointed you lately?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:12, archived)

It hasn't.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:13, archived)

It will
Tomorrow
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:14, archived)

Oh no it won't.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:14, archived)

Oh yes it will
Really hard, up the bum
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:18, archived)

Bet you a fiver.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:19, archived)

Happy b3taday petal.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:24, archived)

Thanks lovely lady
:)
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:24, archived)

Happy B3taday!
We're B3ta-twins (except you're a bit older)

My life disappointed me by work being poo and I didn't do anything constructive today
( Mrs Trouser is probably annoying Dave just by being here on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:15, archived)

Same to you :)

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:15, archived)

Ta
muchly!
( Mrs Trouser is probably annoying Dave just by being here on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:15, archived)

stop replying to each other
you'll set the board on fire!

happy birthdays to you both
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:19, archived)

ta
:)
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:20, archived)

Thank you
*looks for fire extinguisher*
( Mrs Trouser is probably annoying Dave just by being here on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:21, archived)

my willpower is less powerful than originally thought.

( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:13, archived)

I gave up smoking for two days at new year.
That's willpower for you.
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:14, archived)

I gave up smoking the June before last
haven't had one since
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:15, archived)

i was supposed to have my first session with my 'quit smoking counsellor' yesterday
but cancelled.
( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:15, archived)

Don't blame you.
I've got 12 cartons of Fortuna Lights here.
How can I give up now?
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:16, archived)

i say. you are a greedy guts.
i like fortuna for the cheap fags that they are.
( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:17, archived)

\/ pfffffffft!
www.b3ta.com/talk/2447431
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:18, archived)

yeah im in stitches too.
fucking shocking it was.

*weeps openly*

i can say in all honestly, that is the worst image to have ever graced my work pc
( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:20, archived)

Just whatever you do
don't google 'meatotomy', as that is about 100 times worse.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:24, archived)

Yes but meatspin is fine

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:25, archived)

i couldnt possibly begin to imagine how anything could be worse
im moving to a puritan community retreat
( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:25, archived)

Google Tub Girl
It's cute
( Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:27, archived)

now that i do know
er...from...er...someone told me
( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:28, archived)

Yes
It's a very cute girl in a tub ;-) make sure you do an image search
( Mrs Trouser is probably annoying Dave just by being here on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:30, archived)

Life hasn't dissapointed me. I have dissapointed me.
I've broken all my new years resolutions and it's only 12 Jan
(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:14, archived)

You feckless spaz

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:14, archived)

No need to rub it in, old boy. Old chap.

(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:15, archived)

Come on,
by 'teaching maths', what do you mean?
( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:15, archived)

counting the hairs on his arse
blindfold
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:15, archived)

Sadly, teaching maths
And her mum, my missus, will be there too. While in the eyes of many there is room for a German film crew there, in my world it will be a cup of tea and some chocolates
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:16, archived)

Real life disappoints where students
are concerned.
( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:20, archived)

Awww.
You're all step-dad like.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:24, archived)

Dangling the child over a bin of used hypodermic needles and lowering him an inch everytime he gets something wrong.
It's the only way they learn
( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:21, archived)

I had the house to myself today
and yet I didn't have a wank.
( frunt It's been a while..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:20, archived)

I find that almost impossible.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:20, archived)

Wanking?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:23, archived)

life as a nullo is HARD

( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:25, archived)

You know what I meant you fat bastard.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:25, archived)

He must be broken...
mind you, I never can if I am stressed or tired.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:26, archived)

I'm both

( frunt It's been a while..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:29, archived)

In almost every way possible

( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:25, archived)

i got a cold shortly after new year
so i'm going to have to work extra hard to catch up and it's only been two weeks in my new job.

everything else has been exquisite. life is how you live it, and i'm on a roll
( spacefish bong!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:27, archived)

Giant homosexual penguins
I see Rodney is on later in a new comedy. Doesn't a posh Rodney sound odd?

Anyway, what to have for my tea?
(empty_personality, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:07, archived)

Kebab.
It's what I had.
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:07, archived)

whale lung

( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:07, archived)

have lemon chicken with a smidgeon of wild rice
and steamed vegetables
(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:08, archived)

ooh, nice
If you're offering to cook then I'll have some too, please.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:09, archived)

Sure! *passes plate*
Cor! You're pretty!
(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:10, archived)

Yummy, thank you
Thanks, about the only pic of me I like, mind - unusually flattering. :)

Just read your wordpress thingy, absolutely about the muscle thing, I lift the max I can for 6 reps to keep muscle mass - I've just lost 4st in 4 months so had to work hard to keep from losing too much muscle.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:17, archived)

WOW! 4 stone in 4 months! What eating plan are you following?

(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:21, archived)

I reached target 2 months ago
and I gave birth 6 months ago so there's an element of natural loss but other than that it's slimfast.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:24, archived)

Dont you get hungry though?
I mean REALLY hungry when all you want is a cone of chips, a piece of fish, a battered sausage, a doner kebab, scallops and a tray of mushy peas?

im classy me
( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:26, archived)

YUM!

(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:29, archived)

Nope, I have actually lost all hunger
I have to remind myself to eat. :)
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:33, archived)

wish that would happen to me...

(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:37, archived)

Oh congrats on the baby! :D
I'll do a search on Google for it. Sheesh, that's a lot of weight to lose! In 4 months...wowee
(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:27, archived)

Ta
Not my baby though, just carried her for a friend. :)
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:33, archived)

I've thought of doing that. But was scared that I'd get too emotionally attached to the child..
..and be unable to give him/her up. :'(
(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:36, archived)

Say hello to your new stalker.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:11, archived)

Don't stalk her, she's nice.

(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:11, archived)

It's you.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:12, archived)

Oh.

(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:12, archived)

Rich wouldn't stalk me
He knows I'm the scary one.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:21, archived)

HOORAY! You show 'em!

(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:23, archived)

odd as in
"how he's fucking sounded in "Goodnight Sweetheart" for the last ten fucking years"?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:08, archived)

and in Butterflies before that
But he's only ever been funny in Only Fools & Horses.

EDIT: I wonder if Kersal flicks over the Crouch-like Rodders?
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:13, archived)

Something tasty that you will enjoy eating.
I'm not sure what I'm having yet, but it will almost certainly involve chillis.
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:09, archived)

I'm having tuna steaks
with new potatoes and peas
( Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:10, archived)

in a gastropub this would be called 'fusion'
where mediterranean cooking meets english tradition.
( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:11, archived)

Every sunday
my grandparents have sweet and sour chicken with mixed veg and roast tatties. :S
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:23, archived)

fusion-o-rama! i like the sound of that.
in parts of italy, pizzas are served with fried eggs on the top mmmmm

FUSION IT BABY!
( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:24, archived)

I should hope so too.
Who'd want old potatoes?
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:11, archived)

My stomach is shit today so probably nothing.

(Whim Devoted to destroying classic poetry with txt spk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:11, archived)

This is one of my favourite websites
www.damninteresting.com/

Along with www.crimelibrary.com/

What about you?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:02, archived)

lemon party

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:02, archived)

never heard of him
try www.torncity.com
( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:02, archived)

youtube.com/watch?v=BQyxGTjZi2I
( Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:03, archived)

www.myfavouritewebsite.com

real answer: probably here and flickr
( frunt It's been a while..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:03, archived)

I like
www.jalopnik.com

Cars cars cars
( viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:03, archived)

not as good as
foto.netwind.ru/albums/2006-avtotrash/
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:04, archived)

ooooh
this I like
( viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:05, archived)

you might like
this one too then
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:06, archived)

hooray for dead cars!


edit: and VIN plates too, how odd
( viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:08, archived)

www.hotbottomlove.ru

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:03, archived)

this one
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/End_of_the_world
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:03, archived)

I quite like
www.b3ta.com/talk
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:06, archived)

Yeah, me too
Funny that! :)

Happy b3taday - it wouldn't let me post earlier
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:08, archived)

I've pretty much switched
from digg to reddit, because the users at reddit actually have half a brain.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:07, archived)

Whereas at digg,
they don't even have half a brain between them, you mean?
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:09, archived)

they sound like the online communities
for half of Wind In The Willows
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:09, archived)

I never used digg per se
but I've always quite liked doggdot.us (changed from diggdot.us after digg's lawyers got heavy). can get a bit nerd-heavy at times tho.

reddit's quite good.
( frunt It's been a while..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:23, archived)

www.comedymadeupwebsiteimplyingsexwithbees.com/beevag/index.html

( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:19, archived)