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Tube Drivers: never take the left fork at Russell Square

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corington, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)

Yay!

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Ravenous bug-blatter beast, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)

wow its like the super mario brothers film

(if i'm remembering it right)

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lemony, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)

hahahahaha!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)

hahaha

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)

Woo yay houpla! That's

the funniest thing I've seen today, even with the exceptional levels of hummus we've had since this morning

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dotmund .co.uk, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)

brilliwoo

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lemonhead, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)

that actually happened to me

only it was on the bakerloo line

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)

Mmmmmm this is

fabbo. Houpla!

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underneath the weeping willow, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:59, archived)

Me! And the tagged board I saw on e-bay for $1024 that I want

Clickeynesssss Biggeynessssssssss
Any one have the money?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:16, archived)

this reply was brought to you by the letters W, T and F

With the interval dancing conducted by a feeling of confusion

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)

i have approximately

1024p so if you clone me 100 times you'll be there! pixelmashtastic

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lemony, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)

not even

I've seen thousands upon thousands of these characters made in a generator. It takes the skill of a pinecone to make one of these.

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Koogas, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)

I have

the skills of a pine cone.

Yet I cannot recreate them...?

(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)

why do you have my initials on ur cap and board?

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MONO!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)

yo,

i bust a cap in yo ass if you stop fizzlin' ma schnizzle sucka'

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)

croozin for a broozin,

time to open a can of whoop ass right here.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)

Why have I just found

a photo in which I appear to be trying to shag your back?

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)

"trying"?

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)

well

that IS one sexy back, you know.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)

shnizzle

fajizzle minizzle grizzle jizzle

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MONO!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)

You're called

Glass Cock ?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)

It is the initials for Good Charlotte... DUH!!!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)

try stevie wonder.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)

Not the ideal celebrity

to endorse a skateboard.

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)

you *like*

good charlotte?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)

yo gots a problem wit DAT??

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)

No.

I'm sure they could do with a fan.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)

I do,

because I can only play Vinyl, CDs or mp3s.

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azerty, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)

no one likes them

they just say they do so they can wear my initials on their clothes

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MONO!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)

Joel Madden Billy Martin Benji Madden..... Only a tru fan nos there reel names and nick names...Sickboy Lil billy Kidvicious

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)

you made that up

and isnt joel madden something to do with american football?

think youll find its joel and billy madden (though i could be wrong)
edit: i shouldnt really know that should i....

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MONO!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)

You ARE wrong www.goodcharlotte.com go to their bios

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)

you mean they're

a "band"?! so much suddenly becomes clear to me!

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sunny_jimbob, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)

rather not

although im sure that site is REALLY REALLY REALLY COOL* im at work, youll understand when you start work in 15 years time

*100% lie

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MONO!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)

so your name's charlotte

and you like to call yourself good on your hat them? how odd!

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sunny_jimbob, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)

Bloody kids.

You'll get an orange and a pair of school shoes and like it. I'm not made of money you know.

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)

you have no nose

...

(crazymum, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)

Jamaica?

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)

alaska?

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MONO!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)

OK, I will.... *whisper*

She says she will, but only on yer birthday.

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)

i cant wait 3 years!!

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MONO!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)

Spooky *blink*

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CranberryArmadillo, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)

terrible

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Pootle, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)

how does she smell?

*caution! grooming ahead*

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Red wine and cheese., Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)

*cut pootles post above*

*paste here*

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MONO!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)

you have no nose..

:P

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CranberryArmadillo, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)

You're a little pixellated fox, aren't you?

You'll go down a treat round here.

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)

i can't imagine she's older than 14.

i would hope nobody is preparing to groom :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)

or he's over 40

and rubbing himself.

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PeterSeychelles, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)

hehehehe

yeah, possibly. In which case, groom away. In fact, I think i'm going to groom middle aged people over the internet. Its more challenging.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)

well, if it makes him happy,

who are we to stop him. Its not like scat sex or anything.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)

theres nothing like a bit of freeform

jazz vocal stimulation.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)

nutter.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)

Da De Boop

Dat de doo slurp doop.

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L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:44, archived)

I'm finding it a bit odd that

this young girl's getting grief for posting an alright self-portrait, whilst people who are starting threads with "I'm new, help me" have been treated to a barrage of fluffiness. Not that they shouldn't be, but shouldn't the new, fluffier b3ta, be encouraging to those who've made pictures too?
Hmm.

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)

theres not really any grief

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)

well

just sarky comments.
I'm not one for sarcasm.

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)

i'm never sarcastic.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)

you're

so funny

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)

ooo, whats the skateboard?

Our local council has just drained the swimming pool in our local park, so I can get out and skate on weekends again. Yay!

oh, and woo for the piccy.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)

what skateboard cost over $1000

(apart from an original Dogtown Bigfoot, which is class.)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)

i have a solid gold skateboard

with solid diamond wheels.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)

thats nothing.

Mine is made from pure energy, crystallised from the sun.

edit.... repost

edit: that is of course a fake. can only railslide my snowboard.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)

is it next to your drum kit.

which is located in the back of your ferrari estate.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)

nahh

thats my dads car.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)

Pandas love to wash up

I think its all for the bubbles.
(I had this in my head..do I scare you?)

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)

not me!

i love it, i did a series similar, it's great!

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)

very modest of you mr 'phant

p.s. Love the pic! velly woo

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)

That's great

woo for paintmash

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Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)

its all a lie i've never been scaered in my life

and i defy you to say otherwise

ace

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lemony, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:16, archived)

Yay

for Pandas!

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id10ts WTF happened, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:16, archived)

Oh wow!!!!

Thanks for the link, Im going to watch this all day...baby panda is sooo cute!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)

That's really woosome

I love that panda. Woo for pandas!

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dotmund .co.uk, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)

me likes it too!

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Koogas, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)

I HATE to do the dishes

so I assume that I'd need a pet panda.

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azerty, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)

of course they do

I thought everyone knew that

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)

What am I supposed to do with these ?

..same as everything else George, same as everything else....

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Darryn.R, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)

'George, you

insert them into your elbow'

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Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)

hahahahaha

brilliant captioning there!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)

Kill them?

woo yay piktur.

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Toma_o, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)

Hahahahahahahahaha!

Woo yay!

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dotmund .co.uk, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:16, archived)

can you guess what it is yet?

you can join today

(crazymum, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)

its rolf

god of all things... woo

hello all

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lemony, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)

afternoon

what's wrong with them?

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Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)

nothing

he just has very short arms.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)

*snort*

that made me laff

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)

hahaha

funny

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Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:16, archived)

i'm not sure

its not as bad as yesterday... my entire face went numb... i reckon it was sleep depravation

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lemony, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)

A good cup of triple caffinated coffee

will help

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Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)

Hahaha

that's great!

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Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)

Ooh ooh!

A pre-Raphaelite depiction of beauty in crisis?

(roomproject, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)

Arf, Arf

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Pootle, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)

hahahahahahaahahahaah!

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sunny_jimbob, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)

? P-roast

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Toma_o, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)

Is that Captain Caveman's club?

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Ravenous bug-blatter beast, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:16, archived)

well spotted sir.

(crazymum, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)

Too early?

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:06, archived)

holly and ivy

live together in perfect harmony
side by side on my piano keyboard
oh lord, why won't they get off my piano?

P.S. Yes, I know its ebony and ivory in the song. Again, its a joke

P.P.S. Woo! :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:07, archived)

Look,

we all know, that people are the same where ever you go.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)

except france

they're all tossers

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)

yeah

those frenchy bastards.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)

come over here

and teach us how to make love, nobbers

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)

I know how to make love.

You mix three parts custard to one part red diesel fuel. Apply liberally.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)

mmm

eggy fuel

(Clockwork, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)

External use only

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)

God created the world

and everything in it*
and when the unfortunate time came that Adam had to be expelled from the garden of eden, God had to create something so despicable, so nasty and horrible that Adam & Eve would never ever go back

so he created the french.

*not proven

(Clockwork, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)

There's Good and bad

In everyone . . .

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)

So lets all buy machettes

and hack the bad out of everyone we meet.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)

Learn to live.

You learned to live with my brother you fucking bitch.
I hate you and all you stand for.

(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)

Pardon me for asking

...but what's all this about?

(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)

hehehe

i can't wait for the xmas themed ones...

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:07, archived)

Ha ha ha,

on that note, I just bought the LOTR:The Two Towers special edition.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:07, archived)

is it special

because they cut all the shit bits out, leaving about 0.1 seconds of film? ;)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)

Well, well,

if they did a special edition of Bladerunner, there would be nothing left.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)

yeah

well, if they did a special version of you, there would just be a pair of empty shoes :-P

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)

There wouldn't

be even shoes if they did you, just an arsehole.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)

are you saying my arsehole is good? and that you want my arsehole?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)

Um...

no,...um...look, just piss off.

/grumps

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)

tee hee

awww i'm sorry bovine. Here, have a lolly pop.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)

Ooh,

what flavour?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)

ummm....

rhubarb and custard flavour.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)

Lovely,

thank you.

'ere, did I just accept a sweet from a stranger?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)

i'm no stranger

i once said hello to you in a pub.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)

but do they get a lot stranger

than you?

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Pootle, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)

dont blaspheme.

If nothing else, its worth watching purely for the delicious Rachel.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)

It's a load

of boring cockpod.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)

I must admit that the huge quantities of dope Ive smoked

have made it hard for me to differentiate between a film that looks good, and a film that is good.

Would anyone enlighten me as to wether "The Name of the Rose" was a good film, or that I was to high to move/complain?

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)

Not sure, but had a similar experience

I still swear that a bbc2 latenight punjabi language version of Aladin is the best film ever after watching it after 2 jugs of rough scrumpy and a series of hotknifes.
I don't even speak punjabi.

or like aladin.

or remember anything much of the film apart from one line of one song.

but it was the best film EVER

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Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)

hip hop hooray

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)

All a PR

stunt, Holly's got a new single out next week.

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)

haha

that's great

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Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)

very woo yay

tj/ how do i put stuff next to my name on 4rthur?

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MONO!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)

Woo

and yay for Christmas cartoons! Now you've started the Christmas rush, I'll be able to bring mine out soon. Hooray!
but of course you lot will be the judge of that

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dotmund .co.uk, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)

I say

Could any of you folks recommend a good hosting site? I've created a rather spiffing picture that I'm quite pleased with but as you can see, I'm having problems with my current web hosting...

(Leonardo Da Vinci, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:55, archived)

ARGGGHH

burrivision

i use freeservers
its ok if you can put up with the occasional watermelon up

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MONO!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:57, archived)

WATERMELON DOWN

hush please, game in progress

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:04, archived)

MSN groups serves me nicely,

seeing as I can't remember the login details for my webspace..........

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:03, archived)

yeah i quite

'like' msn (to use the term lightly) and its at Micro$oft's expense!

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:04, archived)

Since I found several lovely web

to FTP thingies, which allow me to access FTP at work where our firewall otherwise prevents it, I've been using my ISP standard webspace, which is supergreat.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:04, archived)

ha ha!

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Banana, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)

yeah

but only cos you've got really short legs

;-)

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)

That my friend,

is fucking funny.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)

the men call you

'siamese twin man'

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:06, archived)

hahahahaha

supoib!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)

hahah

funny

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Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)

Ha!

Poor old Leonardo.

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)

Thank Gaaaawwwd

I thought I was going to have to explain the joke after creating a new logon and everything...

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)

i still

don't get it (sorry)

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)

sorry too early for in the day/week for unexplained jokes

that need at least average intelligence to understand...

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MONO!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)

Heh

Most of these lot are a bunch of philistines/thickos.
*head swells*

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)

Haha

I see what you did there

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Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)

ahhh!

now i geddit!!

woo, very nice

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)

Would anybody like to Send-A-Kitten?

A little something I put together over the weekend, using some of the cute kitten pictures I've collected...

www.thewebshite.co.uk/send-a-kitten

(Auntie Vera, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)

Am i right to suspect

that the recipient gets less kitten and more goatse?
Edit: Just tested it, and no, it's entirely kosher and lovely. Apologies for my suspicious mind.

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:56, archived)

i hope not....

just sent one!

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:57, archived)

Me too

If so there'll be some creative swearing going on.

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Banana, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:01, archived)

No...

...just kittens. Lovely, fluffy little kittens.

(Auntie Vera, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)

yay

hail the fluffyness!

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)

fluffy fluffy joy joy

fluffy fluffy joy joy fluffy fluffy joy joy fluffy fluffy joy joy fluffy fluffy joy joy fluffy fluffy joy joy fluffy fluffy joy joy fluffy fluffy joy joy fluffy fluffy joy joy fluffy fluffy joy joy fluffy fluffy joy joy fluffy fluffy joy joy fluffy fluffy joy joy fluffy fluffy joy joy fluffy fluffy joy joy fluffy fluffy joy joy fluffy fluffy joy joy

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MONO!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)

ooooh...

oooh.. thats very cruel...

Makes note to code that at some point

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:58, archived)

If it isn't

it ought to be.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:02, archived)

Lovely

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Banana, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:01, archived)

pearoast

send a kitten you say?

(Clockwork, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)

Betsy panicked, she would have to blame it on the chickens.

(nan-demo, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:50, archived)

hehehe

i would like to have seen her driving the tractor!

woo

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:51, archived)

best anim of a cow

EVER!!!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:51, archived)

Woo yay!

That's really fantastic. I bloody love that. Woo again!

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dotmund .co.uk, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:52, archived)

yay!

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:52, archived)

Nice anim,

but why is that bird flying backwards?

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:55, archived)

that bird

is still flying backwards!

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CowJam, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:55, archived)

it's not

i made it. i know.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:56, archived)

Must be the clouds moving

much faster than the ship and bird, then

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:58, archived)

there's two clouds going in

opposing directions

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:59, archived)

ohh no

not this conversation again!

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:00, archived)

so there are

In any case, I don't think you need to worry too much about the laws of physics, etc., in the odd little world you inhabit!

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:01, archived)

true,

cows don't tend to run boats in the real world i heard too

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:03, archived)

I herd that too

/coat

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:04, archived)

udderly terrible.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)

you should have

had your coat on before you said that!

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:06, archived)

They do

who else is fit to work a rUdder

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Nath, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)

it's all cracking off here!

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:06, archived)

Cows surrounded by birds?

Hugh Hefferner?

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Nath, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)

Its me.

I had intended to get all the B3ta babes at the last bash to help me reinact a bond poster...but I forgot.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)

ha ha

you with yer bitches and yer britches.

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)

How good

would that have been though?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:16, archived)

You could probably

organise your own bash called Bovine's Bitches' Bash specifically for the purpose of taking such a photo.

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)

heh,

I can see people rushing to go to that.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)

That's ace

how do you make these cool things?

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Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:00, archived)

flash

mash

and a bit of trash

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:02, archived)

Hmm

I guess I'm no closer to my goal of being able to animate ;)

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Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)

Look at those lovely udders!

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)

Milk

shake?

/coat...

(Flyslip, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:55, archived)

yay!

Hahaha

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Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:58, archived)

Being a hot dog he couldnt resist

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:46, archived)

i was trying to work out

why he was licking his own arse
then i noticed he was inhaling it.

woo!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:47, archived)

YAY!

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Banana, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:48, archived)

is he friends with the

jumping frog from albuquerque?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:50, archived)

Or related to the king of

rock & roll?

(roomproject, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)

I'M the king of Rock 'n' Roll!

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:06, archived)

Afternoon all.

I've been gone for a bit - off at university - but I just thought I'd try this quick experiment out on you.

It's a very quick and rough attempt at 3D flash - let me know whether a) you can see it and b) the perspective looks okay. I realise the art is terrible - it's just a quick proof of concept.

To view it, just cross your eyes until the two images merge into one.

[Edit: thank you, lovely people!]

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?!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:44, archived)

my eyes

my precious eyes!

tip-top stereoscoping sir

i'm lazy and just used swift 3d. it's not really 3d then:
www.militiadesign.co.uk/
the sites not even started, too much work and coursework about to even begin

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:45, archived)

top stuff.

Make more, but naughty stuff.

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shindig, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:45, archived)

That's very clever

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:45, archived)

It's not far off....

It is definitely 3D, but only about 98% correct.

I bet it was bloody hard work though! Well done.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:46, archived)

Proximal viewing you mean

Yeah, it kinda works..... a couple of bits look a bit "wrong"

but wooyay well done anyway.

Edit:No, it aint proximal is it? It's the other way... I can't do it the other way very well.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:46, archived)

what am i sposed to see

apart from one blurrier picture rather than 2 clear ones?

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MONO!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:46, archived)

ooh

it does work... but when i end up with my eyes crossed, i see three of them. the two originals and the 3d one in the middle...

would like to see it with more contrasting colours too, to emphasise the 3dness...

interesting experiment.

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amaryllis, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:46, archived)

Yeh Me Too

I can see three, or sometimes four - depending on how crossed my eyes are. Mind you, my eyesite is duff at the best of times:(

(Beryl the Peril, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:49, archived)

That's just fantastic!

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sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:46, archived)

oo!

background works well but things get a little confusing when the ufo passes the orbiting-thing.

*tries to adjust eyes again*

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:46, archived)

can see

does work

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Darryn.R, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:47, archived)

very nice

took me a while to sort out me eyes - but it does work!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:47, archived)

Aye

that works. Very clever stuff!

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UncleLewy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:47, archived)

'tis rather spiffingly good old chap

but better to do 3d like that with thin strips then you can do the magic eye thing & keep focus

(Clockwork, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:49, archived)

i can see what you're trying to do there

but it didn't look very 3d to me. The stars did look like they were behind the sun, but as the blue planet went around, it sort of just became 2 planets at the far edges, and never really appeared to get nearer.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:55, archived)

wow

that's really good

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Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:59, archived)

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

very good though buts thats now buggered my vision for the rest of the day!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)

Those pesky Marines!

click for bigness

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sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:41, archived)

HAHA!

Shevaun Pennington is amused.

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:42, archived)

he he

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Banana, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:42, archived)

quick,

someone draw a willy on him

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:42, archived)

poking her up the

*slap*
:$ sorry

(Clockwork, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:46, archived)

Didn't MSN just shut down their chatrooms in several countries

just because people were doing that?

Or luring kids onto those chatrooms and trying to, anyway?

*sincerely hopes you ARE sorry... :-S *

(Flyslip, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:48, archived)

Where's Bovine

with his list when you need him

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Banana, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:51, archived)

Don't worry

I can add him to THE LIST
*does so*

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:55, archived)

you fucking sick watermelon

;)

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new_matt, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:52, archived)

Yay!

Any young boys going cheap?

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:57, archived)

Some sectors of Victorian civilisation adopted internet technology faster than others

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:38, archived)

compo entry?

edit: that's better, tis one of b3ta's quirks that if u preview a post, it forgets that it was a compo entry

(Clockwork, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:39, archived)

is it just me

or is anyone else thinking ".......?"

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MONO!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:39, archived)

the filename gives a clue

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CranberryArmadillo, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:41, archived)

thanks muchly

didnt think to check there
hmmm
either its not funny or it was ruined by the fact that i didnt see it

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MONO!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:43, archived)

thinking? - i triedthat a year or so ago

I wouldn't advise it, your superiors generally get upset when you show them how ignorant they are.

(Clockwork, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:41, archived)

how very clever!

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robh, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:42, archived)

InDelhi Outside?

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The Snockerty Friddle, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)

jolly good show!

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Staticgirl, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:38, archived)

"Dude,

your (village is) getting a Dell"

/apologies, I just realised that one won't make sense to anyone except North Americans who had to suffer through that series of TV ads last year...

woo yay to pic, BTW

(Flyslip, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:39, archived)

nappy

girthday

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MONO!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:40, archived)

You know

It's late enough where I am, and I've had just enough to drink, that that made perfect sense :-)

Yankthou very much.

(Flyslip, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:43, archived)

AdamAnt

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)

STAAAAAAAAAND

and deliver...

your sugar or your life...

(Flyslip, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)

You'd be angry too

if you had a face for an arse.

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:35, archived)

better than an arse for a face surely?

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)

Now animate him

Throwing a car starter motor through a pub window.

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)

some guy keeps ringing me up and singing Stand and Deliver and Prince Charming down the phone at me

I tried to tell him to stop...

... but he's adamant.

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)

*groan*

*snigger*

(Clockwork, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:40, archived)

That made me laugh like a loon

(predictable as it was) - a sure sign that I've had farrrrrrr too much to drink and it may be time for bed soon...

(Flyslip, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:41, archived)

yes it is

(crazymum, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:43, archived)

no it isn't

KILL IT
KILL IT HARD

(Clockwork, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:45, archived)

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)

eep! That pic is scarier than all 4 Jaws films put together.

MORNING!

*edit* ooh, look who left themselves logged in on my pc.......

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Lora, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:31, archived)

That's better

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)

Did anyone see that "documentry" about bloody massive sea monsters last night? Did you see the size of that shark's jaw? watermelon piss shit cranberry

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)

hello

thanks for the splended hosting at the weekend. you are a superstar.

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bleepbloop, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:41, archived)

ha ha, that was foolish!

You wouldn't like the Megalodon , then

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)

Mind piss

www.b3ta.com/board/2344065

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:35, archived)

Indeed!

I saw the post just there

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:39, archived)

Why do the twunts at BBC use realplayer

I hate the adware infested shit.

Quicktime or WMV would do just fine.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:51, archived)

get thee

to freecodecs.com and get realalternative......

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:58, archived)

Is that ?

No, it can't be, but it looks it, but it's not... or is it ?

have another - Yay for kidz'n'sharkz:

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Darryn.R, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)

cool pic

v. scary

(Charlie big bananas, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)

"I think we'll need

a bigger boat

daddy..."

(Flyslip, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)

Oh Arnie, when we suggested your wife gave you a hand..

that's not what we meant..

original here

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Darryn.R, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)

Hahahahahah

WANK IT HARD!

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sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)

WANK IT!

WANK IT HARD!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:27, archived)

*shudder*

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Tedmus, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)

does that grape

your squildo sah?

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)

Woo, yay,

and eurgh...

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)

I see that eurgh

and raise you a heave, followed by a quick exit from the room...

(despite the nausea, the pic did make me laugh. Woo)

(Flyslip, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:29, archived)

Yark.

What the fruck is going on with her elbow?
Edit: Also, is that a naked Sooty in the middle?

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)

Good Grief

Puppet porn? Just say no kids.

(Beryl the Peril, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:55, archived)

Bu wahahahaha

that's really great technique she's got there.
A big woo for you

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dotmund .co.uk, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)

Michaelangelo's first go at the Sistine chapel

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dotmund .co.uk, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:13, archived)

That is........

Brill!
Woo etc., not to mention yay and hoopla.

(Doctor Evil, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)

did you make that?

/edit yes i take that back, W/Y/H
it looked so real

(Hunting bears, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)

Take a look at his profile...

he really is that good.
W/Y/H

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azerty, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:15, archived)

yes

he/she's very good!

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sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:15, archived)

He/She

that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said about me...
but I was a he when I last looked, I think...

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dotmund .co.uk, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)

Hee hee

ladyboy!

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sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:21, archived)

Have

a read of his profile

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Spherix What, with these feet?, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:15, archived)

quite probably

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CranberryArmadillo, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:15, archived)

Hahahahahah

George Michaelangelo?

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sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:15, archived)

Woo

You're a bit good at this.

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wayward., Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:15, archived)

Charles M Ichaelangelo?

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:16, archived)

the punnage! the punnage! the punnage!
the punnage! the punnage! the punnage!
the punnage! the punnage! the punnage!

the divine odour of punnage! That's cheered me up. Woo to you, this afternoon's KING OF PUNS!

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dotmund .co.uk, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)

I thought that no-one would get that.

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)

thats rather top quality

that is

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The Neville What what what, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:17, archived)

Jeesus

That's brilliant.

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)

That

is so woo, it reminded me uncannily of the Charles Schultz museum in San Jose, California.

Bugger the Sistine Chapel, they should have had you in to do the main illustrations there...

I mean it! NICE!!!

(Flyslip, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)

bloody

marvellous!

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sunny_jimbob, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)

Wunderbar !

It would have looked better !

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Darryn.R, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)

No reason

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:13, archived)

only just...

by the looks of it!

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:13, archived)

Laugh Out Loud Moment!

Very very very funny

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)

Arf!

that's really really woo yay
and probably houpla, too

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dotmund .co.uk, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:16, archived)

I like that

that is all.

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UncleLewy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)

Ha ha ha

Mentalist - woo!

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)

Maybe I'm a pedant

but why has he got an Anzac digger's hat on?

I know some of the Aussie boys served in the RAF, but weren't the Australian infantry off fighting in Egypt or defending Singapore or something while the Blitz was on?

/Beg pardon. I may be wrong. After all, I'm 31, not 131...

(Flyslip, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)

maybe he survived

by being a very long way away

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rogan, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)

in a galaxy

far far ago...

oh, hang on, that doesn't work ;-P

(Flyslip, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:25, archived)

Arf!

It looks like Thora Hird!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:27, archived)

that looks like my granny

But shes not nuts (my nanny is though, in a cool way)

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 12:48, archived)

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