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# This should start a long thread ...
I went to a place in Alaska called Gobbler's Knob this year .... anybody been to places with amusing names? (such as Muff in Northern Ireland or Twatt in the Orkneys)
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:46, archived)
# I went to watermelon
in your mother

edit: sorry, that was a bit rude.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:46, archived)
#
New person. Please read our FAQ.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:47, archived)
#
New person. Please read our FAQ.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:47, archived)
# is that part of the filter?
lets check:

Read the fucking FAQ you zeppelin!

edit: ha ha
(icedragon, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)
# I went to
Cock Off!

round here once
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:47, archived)
# aaaaaaargh
the popups!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:50, archived)
# you get my email?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:50, archived)
# Arrgghhh!
Popup overload!!
(Ozimandius, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:50, archived)
# ohhhhhh
its a maaaaaaaaaaaap!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:51, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)
# ..
minges
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:57, archived)
# there's a pub i can see from this chair called
the dorset knob
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:49, archived)
# that used to be my local
small world.

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:57, archived)
# I know it
The wifes uncle lives round the corner from there.
(pompeydaz, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:00, archived)
# oohh parkstone massive in the hizzous
it's a shit pub. especially now they've done it up. but it was but 5 mins from home and served me before i was 18 so yay



(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:03, archived)
# i used to live near there
my mum still does. i went to the dorset knob for new years. they had a lock-in
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Fancyteeth, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:04, archived)
# last year, i holidayed in
Pissflaps, in Kent*.

* percentage of lie = 100
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:49, archived)
# i was born in
bellshill,

but that isn't very funny.
(snitchell, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:50, archived)
# My brother was born near
Pratts Bottom.

And they sell These rather rude doors where I live.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:56, archived)
# Speaking of brothers...
mine was born in Dolphin's Barn.

But that's Dublin for you, some strange names. Windy Arbour (where my car came from, incidentally) anyone?

/relurk
(I helped save b3ta! Scoff Cruddle you would, wouldn't you?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)
# So was I
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:56, archived)
# it is quite close to nits-hill though
really
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:57, archived)
# Slough
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:51, archived)
# bishops itchington


cold christmas
(is thinking, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:53, archived)
# Wyre Piddle
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:56, archived)
# Lower Peover
Peover Superior
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)
# Lady's Hole
Northumberland
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)
# there is a pub in portsmouth
the fawcett in....

ah ha
(is thinking, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:55, archived)
# True
I've been in there. My mum once wanted to catch a bus to there and got on and said the immortal words - "Fawcett Inn please driver". There's also a place in Portsmouth called "The Hard".

Both 100% fact.
(pompeydaz, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:59, archived)
# I've been to a place called
Cunting Twatmangle in Hampshire

(0% fact)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)
# I spent the last 20 years of my life living in


Cockfosters.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:56, archived)
# My favourite place in England
Tokers Green, Oxfordshire
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:57, archived)
# Er...
(ScottyB, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:59, archived)
# Shasta!
I have the very same pic lol

I think everyone who goes there does.
(I helped save b3ta! Tron, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)
# My mum was born in a village called whore
(well, that's how the locals pronounce it)
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)
# World Cup Vision
A wallaby too late

(ScottyB, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:46, archived)
# Yeah like england are gonna score a try
Nice pic thou
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:57, archived)
# got me :-)
Ok, so maybe a bit of kicking then - and not just each others heads ;-)
(ScottyB, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:00, archived)
# You know, I didn't believe the stories of Minelli's strength



Until, I saw this. Poor David Gest.....
(Slipperduke, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:43, archived)
# is it "cut n paste friday"?
seems to be an awful lot of five second piccies today
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:44, archived)
# now
now...
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:44, archived)
# i wasnt being nasty
just wondering is all
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:46, archived)
# Made
me laugh!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:46, archived)
# Apologies...
from a photoshop novice. I'm still dipping my toes tentatively in the cold waters of the toolbar.
(Slipperduke, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:47, archived)
# i didnt mean to be nasty
my pics only take a few seconds to throw together
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:49, archived)
# tips:
when you use the erase tool, make sure the edge is set above 0.

and, use the blur tool on the edges if it looks like its cut out
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:50, archived)
# Nothing wrong with a 5 second pic
if it's funny.

It's about the art, you know. :)

[edit] I liked it, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:47, archived)
# They are both'fucking freaks...
...of the highest order!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:44, archived)
# Oscar was looking good, and he knew it....
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:42, archived)
# Ha ha!
Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:43, archived)
# he is indeed
is he waiting for his limo or a number 73?
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:43, archived)
# He looks
very dapper old boy. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:45, archived)
# A saussage orgy

feel like I could get arrested for this for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! dakster, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)
# I don't know why
but that just seems NSFW for some reason.

Is there anybody here whose employers have a strict no-sausage policy?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:38, archived)
# anyone working
at the walls factory would be out of the door by now
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:40, archived)
# Just for the record
Walls != Sausages
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:41, archived)
# this site seems to disagree
www.bangers.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:42, archived)
# my word
That almost looks like a joke site - they've a mumsy type model for the 'Walls Goodness' section and a 40 year-old blond with heaved-up knockers for 'Walls Healthy'.

There's there's the kid muching the 'crispy walls balls'

oo-ah
(skitster, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)
# possibly the vegan society
or the anti pervy meat based product trust?
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:40, archived)
# Only those from Sidcup
would find that offencive.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:40, archived)
# Are sausages available
in Sidcup?
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:47, archived)
# i enforce our no sausage policy
and i believe this picture should be removed from all monitors in this office imediatly
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:41, archived)
# NSFW surely!
EDIT: this was a sarcastic post brought to you on behalf of the league Against board Prudishness.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:39, archived)
# no sausages
for work?
(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:46, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:47, archived)
# eeeeewww!
but strangely arousing.
woo!

Small TJ : does anyone know where I can find a Photoshop tutorial to do the 'collage thing'? By this I mean make a big pic out of loads of smaller ones?
(8-Ball, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:40, archived)
# get a new blank image the size you want
open the smaller ones, copy them, bring the blank one to the front again, and paste onto it.
at least that's how i do it
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:41, archived)
# not quite what I was thinking
but thanks anyway
(8-Ball, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:44, archived)
# Try going to
this.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:41, archived)
# I use... "Mosaic creator" SW.
works a treat...
(Mr Joe Bangles, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:50, archived)
# oooh
that looks like the one!

thanks
(8-Ball, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:59, archived)
# Blimey
remins me of the weekend!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:40, archived)
# ha!
I like the particular colour of the sausages as well - very pornish.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:40, archived)
# will they have little
baby chipolata sausages?
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:40, archived)
# very wrong
but for no real reason.
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:45, archived)
# You're fucking
sick
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:41, archived)
# No
He's fucking sausages
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:42, archived)
# YOU
love it really! Bed and breakfast. YUM
(I helped save b3ta! dakster, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:43, archived)
# Are you round
for the rugger tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:47, archived)
# pork ?
(BadgerPirate, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:41, archived)
# eeewwwwww
but somehow, i fancy a quick shatner...


(I helped save b3ta! expf, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:42, archived)
# Yay!
Woo for food sex!

pearost - porn on the cob
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:44, archived)
# Have a menage-a-pois
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:53, archived)
# there is something
very 'urrgggh!' about that...
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:44, archived)
# gangbangers?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:47, archived)
# That
never fails to make me laugh :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:02, archived)
# How stuff works
Click for gallery...
Hello, I'm a fish My Gallery
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:35, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)
# I'M LEAVING
(shouted Nora)
AND I'M NEVER COMING BACK.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)
# And all that could be heard
was a 'parp!' from Jack*

*may be completely wrong words
(trumpet, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:52, archived)
# yay woo
lovely and informative.
(BadgerPirate, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)
# Marvelous as ever.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)
# i don't understand
the last frame = (

but "how stuff works" should *definately* be the next challenge
if we haven't already done it
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:38, archived)
# .
catseyes in the road...
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:40, archived)
# cats
eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:40, archived)
# ooooohhhhhhhhh
ok
i think i need more sleep
thanks = )
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:42, archived)
# We have
about a year ago
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:42, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/challenge/howstuffreallyworks/
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:44, archived)
# well let's do it again then!
and is today's challenge ever gonna turn up?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:45, archived)
# here's a repost for you....
(happymat27, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:42, archived)
# it's also how
evil pixies work
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:44, archived)
#
/me tries to test that theory
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:50, archived)
# That's class
but I feel sorry for the guy that has to dig them up when they resurface the road
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:39, archived)
# HAHA
I always knew they were real cats! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:46, archived)
# Inspirational
Our headmaster used to do an annual assembly about the man who invented cats eyes after a cat on a wall saving him from driving off a cliff. Made millions apparently. (inventor, not headmaster, who I frequently wanted to throw off cliff)
(klondyker, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:52, archived)
# Hahahahaa
hopefully not glasscock

pointing a laser pointer to be chased by your cat is a real patent.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:35, archived)
# !
good lord
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)
# Has
he also patented a ball of wool too?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)
# Im going to to patant the word "Hahahahaa" and charge people to use it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:39, archived)
# You can't 'patant' anything.
And I highly doubt you'd be able to patent a word. That'd be a trademark.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:43, archived)
# nope..
copyright... but you could patent a few words in a specific order. it's called 'software patent'.
(radja, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:48, archived)
# Don't get me started on
cunting software patents.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:49, archived)
# I have a patent on
"cunting software patents." You now owe me tons of money.
(StinkyCheeseMan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:51, archived)
# Arses.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:53, archived)
# BORING!!!
shhh now, both of you!
(jakeohoho, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:49, archived)
# Just imagine I put a large flashing image here saying 'RAA'
as I really can't be arsed finding it.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:51, archived)
# I can't believe that
someone is trying to patent that. I've known that for years. It also works quite well with pigeons. Now I have to go out and get new batteries for mine!
(StinkyCheeseMan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:47, archived)
# I love the way
it's all written in formal legal speak!
(jakeohoho, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:49, archived)
# Cats chase
(and I quote "Invisible light"
(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)
# And you thought she was old and wrinkly under her cardigan...
(Frankie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:35, archived)
# Quo have moved on from International Disaster Gloating to picking on fellow memes


edit clicker ...dont bother, i fucked uperise
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)
# they'll get it in the end
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:35, archived)
# Nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:04, archived)
# ver nice
but its actually clickerize for samesize
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)
# buggerise
and sodderise, you're right
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)
# From my archive of past acts of genius...


(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:31, archived)
# Haha, threadjack.
Hello everybody...

Im semi-back after the past week, did I miss anything?

Has anyone seen the advert for (ermm... some kind of fake-butter) that is a compleate rip-off of Weeble and Bob?


What is happing to my posts?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)
#
weebl made them:
www.sumo-dojo.com

any day "anchor spreadable" will be a filter for that url
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)
# Ahhh', so its not a cheap rip-off.
I wasn't sure as the voice sounds different.

All good then.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)
# still his voice
its just that hes tried to make them sound like cows.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)
# aaargh!
WARNING for people in an office who have speakers attached to their computer:
turn your speakers down before clicking that
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:40, archived)
# Done by Weebl
so not a rip off.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:33, archived)
# Weebl has sold his soul, and is a cash-grabbing corporate whore
So the advert isn't actually a rip-off.

Some people may say I'm just jealous of Weebl's success, mind...
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:33, archived)
# yes
How dare he make money out of something he is good at and seems to enjoy doing!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)
# Has anyone noticed the massive amount in
Flash-style animations being used for adverts?

Back in my day we had cheap Z-List celebs. What is this world coming too.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)
# Yes whatever next...
The Fear selling hemorrhoid cream?


New! Fearco hemorrhoid cream, it scares the shit right out of you
(I helped save b3ta! Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:40, archived)
# Sounds like a good idea
I'd buy it Not that I've got any need for such a product, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:42, archived)
# **Gets out note paper**
/me notes down for future buisness venture.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:43, archived)
# Hey, it's okay to make a living out of selling your creativity now,
'cos Bill Hicks is a rotting corpse these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)
# *sniggers*
he lives on in my mp3 collection.
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:42, archived)
# yes
jonti made it.

they're becoming increasingly irrelevant and empty?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:33, archived)
# hiya Spunky
I do love that.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)
# dr phil!
how's newtown?

i am still drunk from last night. it makes work fun.
(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)
# The line up this year...
...is the biggest bucket of spunk I have ever seen!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)
# Surely
you haven't seen that many large buckets of spunk in your lifetime?
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:35, archived)
# It's a derivative
of the filming of his movie.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:40, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:41, archived)
# I
thought there was a arrest warrant out for him...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:35, archived)
# *Takes an overdose*
(I helped save b3ta! Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:33, archived)
# reposts


and

Pudsey Blair, biggest charity case since Joey
(BadgerPirate, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)
# HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:58, archived)
# flying rat
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! belliemonster Oh, I'm sorry! Did I break your concentration?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:31, archived)
# ick
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)
# I love rats.
How dare you taint them but putting them onto pigeons.

Pigeons are fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)
# yes
rats are lovely, my sister has one as a pet
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)
# all Pigeons are flying rats
all Pigeons are flying rats
(I helped save b3ta! belliemonster Oh, I'm sorry! Did I break your concentration?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:33, archived)
# YAY! Glad i'm not the only one that thinks of these things

Do you think they can be friends?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:33, archived)
# Rats are awful.
Although I do love pigeons. Except when they poo everywhere. And except when nasty people put spikes to kill them. And when people poison them and they fly around in pain and dying.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)
# MJ - glasscock?
is this glasscock yet?






(DrTchock reporting live from the White Chocolate Farm, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)
# Ah, Bo Selecta.
How crashingly not-funny that was. Like watching a multiple carcrash.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:31, archived)
# Shamon!!
Hee HEEEE!!
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)
# i love programs that show multiple carcrashes.

or buildings falling down.

or someone getting hurt.

it's always funny when it's not happening to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:35, archived)
# sept 11th
must of been a good day for you then ...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:39, archived)
# i actually pissed myself laughing*


* may not be true
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:43, archived)
# age : peter pan!
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)
# crackin
lad
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:42, archived)
# hmmm


highlight to unmask...
didn't work as well as i wanted...
EDIT: fucksocks.


have a filthy repost. I won't try and use photoshop again.

even though work bought me a copy : )
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:29, archived)
# and
doesn't work at all in opera
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)
# or
IE, or am I missing something?
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)
# Now I see it
it's Mr Bush indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:31, archived)
# or mozilla
mind you, i'm using IE today and it doesn't seem to work anyway
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:31, archived)
# I got out IE to see what it was
and it didn't work anyway.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:33, archived)
# actually.
it doesn't work at all no I've posted it.

bugger. sorry for turning this into a threadwaste folks!
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)
# Doesn't appear to work
with IE
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)
# i see blair
ctrl+a

i see blair
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:31, archived)
# you've knackered it
highlighting just shows a clearer tony.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:31, archived)
# Woo for the repost though!
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:38, archived)
# Oh well..
I hadn't done a wacko jacko kiddyfiddler post yet..


so here it is :)
(radja, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:29, archived)
# Under the bricks...
Pud...sey...

wallpaper size here
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)
# that is so wrong
on so many levels.

a tad nsfw...
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)
# nsfw?
Are you quite mad?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:29, archived)
# well i'm at work
and someones just asked me what pudsey has between his legs....
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)
# do you
work in a nursery?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:40, archived)
# in the sense that
one's boss would be seriously unamused if they saw you looking at it, yarrrrr...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)
# It's Children in Need
it's supposed to be not-amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:39, archived)
# Drop it!
Drop it hard!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:29, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
big red bell end.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:29, archived)
# going viral in 3...
2...
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:29, archived)
# that's horrible.
You horrible person.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:29, archived)
# Be that as it may...
...I rather liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)
# lol
10 GOTO 20
20 HELL

"won't somebody think of the children?!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tron, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)
# i think it's rather obvious
that he already is
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)
# or
@echo off
goto hell

:hell
end
(I helped save b3ta! jola, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:42, archived)
# now that's what I call a lovetrain
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:24, archived)
# set to "puree"
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:25, archived)
# ow
the bottom of that image is flickering terribly!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:25, archived)
# It's your monitor
It's broken, buy a new one and give that one to me.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)
# Blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)
# wow, epilepsy.


i've just written the shittest essay ever, and i'm going to fail my degree. on the plus side, i've had an hour and a half of sleep since yesterday thanks to an energy drink containing 2000% the RDA of various bad ingredients. met the word count though.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:27, archived)
# Failing your degree rocks.
I did it myself, great fun.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)
# now if only you'd met
Count Count

(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)
# incredible
that was in my mind when i saw the picture.
am i a pervert ?
(my badger is cuter thany your mom, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)
# If they're all girating in the same direction
at the same time, then surley no one is getting any friction?

/edit /pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)
# Snuffle
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)
# oh god no
pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)
# I once did that song on a karaoke night
Easier said than done when you're a natural bass.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)
# Radical new chassis for next year's Jordan...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)
# Argh... picture looks real... but obviously not real breasts...
*brain implodes*
(Astatine, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:21, archived)
# not
real breasts.....who cares !!!....they are breasts and they are big....works for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)
# yup
norks is norks.

woo the pic.
(BadgerPirate, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:25, archived)
# Comes with
airbags too then?
(Ozimandius, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)

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