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Diana always liked to dress up when eating out

Sorry, was trying to start something like the Tony Blair thing I
made last night with Diana, but made this instead.
Anyone know where I can find some decent colour photos of her?

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:58, archived)

I'd eat her....

sorry

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darth munki is flipping livid, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:59, archived)

one word

NORKS!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:01, archived)

another word

WABS!

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gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:02, archived)

yet another word

PAMPERED SELF-INDULGENT SLAG

shit, that's three words

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:05, archived)

and one of those

is hyphenated

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:12, archived)

Apparently the Mirror have some nice colour photos of her

But there maybe too much red on them

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:00, archived)

Really? I thought they were too orange

it's the glass embedded in her forehead reflecting the sodium lights

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:02, archived)

pfft

she was on the radio the night she died

and the dashboard, steering wheel, footwell, the gearstick

and so on

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gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:04, archived)

and the last thing that went through her mind

was her arse...

ah, nostalgia, ain't it wonderful

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:06, archived)

ain't it though

i told those jokes enough times to ensure i'm hull-bound several times over

my favourite is still: what does prince charles have in common with neighbours?
one has mrs mangel, the other has a mangled missus

boomty fucking boom

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gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:12, archived)

What did the mortician sing as he put them into body bags?

Zippity Dodi,
Zippity Di,
My oh my etc

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:31, archived)

i didn't realise

what big norks she had!

/impressed

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:01, archived)

yes

www.corbispro.com
but you have to sign up

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mongychops, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:02, archived)

Diana, you say? Can't help myself... again

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:02, archived)

Thanks

I love that :P

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:05, archived)

I'll say it again

Derek Zoolander

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:08, archived)

YAY

Again

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:08, archived)

haha

i like that.

I love the way people see Diana as the "people's princess" rather than a toff who grew up in a castle, and get all upset that "posh camilla" who doesn't have any blue blood at all, ruined the marriage.

(broccoli holocaust, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:14, archived)

Nothing but

A slag from start to finish

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:18, archived)

La Morgue Municipale
435 R. de l'Étoile
75014 PARIS

Image hosted by Photobucket.com

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:03, archived)

Yay for old slag reposts, I loves em

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:04, archived)

Oh dear

Almost forgot about that
*one of her faves*

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:05, archived)

With all the throwing up to be done

it is a good thing she has the bib.

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sinisterduck, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:04, archived)

pffffft!

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Purple Onion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:08, archived)

Me? Photoshop?

: : PREVIOUSLY : :

(Dooley, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:57, archived)

is that

ant or dec?

I can never remember which is which.

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:57, archived)

its Dec

or is it Ant?

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:58, archived)

It's ant.

yep.

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:59, archived)

Yep

Ant's the one with the high head

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:01, archived)

haha

the previously amused me, cause i thought it would be that bird but normal! :P

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:58, archived)

*gasp*

That "BIRD" is only the fookan Queen Rania of Jordania. Bow down peasant.

(Dooley, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:59, archived)

that's some serious inbreeding going on there

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:02, archived)

The bastard offspring

of kelsey grammer and jenny powell

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:58, archived)

hee hee - good stuff

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:09, archived)

she be quite fit normally

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:09, archived)

end of the day for me...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:51, archived)

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:52, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Loony!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:53, archived)

Yay!

I resemble that remark!!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:54, archived)

the best thing about the original film

was seeing paris hilton's head on a spike.

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:53, archived)

hehe

tj: look at my cock
anybody want to sleep with me?

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mongychops, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:56, archived)

Nope

Yahoofs never works outside of itself :(

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:57, archived)

well that is pointless

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mongychops, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:57, archived)

As, it seems,

is your cock.

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:59, archived)

no takers it seems ;)

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mongychops, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:59, archived)

'tis a redex for me

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Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:57, archived)

nope!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:57, archived)

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:57, archived)

I can't see anything.

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Teh suxx0r Has been whistling the song that never ends since, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:57, archived)

doesn`t work for me, but that`s nothing as our internet access is up and down more often than Camilla`s pance when Charles is on heat

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:57, archived)

now there a thought

that will take months of expensive therapy to banish from one now warped and mostly fragile little mind!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:00, archived)

bet she has hairy nip nips

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:02, archived)

reminds me of that salt advery thingy

hehehe woo!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:56, archived)

Pfft!

Pay and display!

(Dooley, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:57, archived)

woo!

House of Bukkake more like.

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:59, archived)

I'll have that DVD back please!

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:02, archived)

been learning 3d, this is my first animation, awww

i call it 'in the blob'

www.houseofmullet.com/b3ta/sad_shapes_4.mov

careful now people, it's 3 Mbs and probably not worth the wait.

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null and void, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:46, archived)

i thought it was

effing ace actually!

What did you use to do it?

/aims to emulate teh upl40d SkiLL2

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:47, archived)

maya

it's all a bit sexy after years of using flash

(no disrespect to flash, it still rocks)

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null and void, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:53, archived)

how long

did it take to make that?

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:59, archived)

abooot

5 hours

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null and void, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:00, archived)

not too

bad then really, might have a crack at it one day:)

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:05, archived)

i liked it

keep up the good work :)

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:48, archived)

WOO!

i like that.

well done.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:48, archived)

s'gooood!

s'very good! woo yay blob-tastic!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:48, archived)

cheeky!

nice work

(grippa93, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:48, archived)

rather good!

3d packages can be a steep learning curve, keep it up fella!

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:49, archived)

I really like that!

Especially when the miniblob gets all excited and does a double-quick jumpy.

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:50, archived)

Very PIXAR-ey

well done, it's awesome.

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:50, archived)

Blimey Charley

thats a bit good that.

(Carling in a Stella glass Sky high and six thousand miles away, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:50, archived)

That's some

smoooooooooth animation, son.

(Dooley, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:51, archived)

very woo

and abit yay

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sutton a non-prophet organization!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:51, archived)

that is bloody excellent

muchly impressed - big woo's and yays'

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:51, archived)

smoooooth

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:52, archived)

thats rather fancy

hoorah!

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mutated monty, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:53, archived)

Oi Loiked ett

Your going to the next roind

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:56, archived)

hehe

made me tetter so it ded

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:58, archived)

Top banana

excellent work and well worth a woo.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:56, archived)

Lovely

Im doing my first (and proberly only) 3d class today, in an hour

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:02, archived)

good luck brethren

it's not as hard as they make out.

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null and void, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:10, archived)

That's fantastic!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:06, archived)

Number 4 for you chaps......

(smirker neverletmetellyabouttheraggamuffinbiznessandting!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:45, archived)

HAHA!

Top stuff, newbie!

(Dooley, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:47, archived)

Pffft!

Unlce!

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:47, archived)

that

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:50, archived)

am enjoying these very much. Woo.

(Carling in a Stella glass Sky high and six thousand miles away, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:47, archived)

I read that as

Get the fuck off my moisture, farm boy.
Hmm.
Woo for crap jokes.

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:49, archived)

Ahh, your skills are strong young Padawan

you earn this

How nice is is to see a noob who's not a fucking mong

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chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:54, archived)

Link the others

I don't want to miss them, they're silly and great :)

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:00, archived)

Ann Summers make sex toys for dogs

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sutton a non-prophet organization!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:44, archived)

Dogs Lipstick Multi-orgasmatron2000

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:45, archived)

omfg

i feel ill

(grippa93, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:46, archived)

it would be hard

to make that dog food look more revolting

(fred dibnah saved my life, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:46, archived)

It would be hard

to make any dog food look more revolting.

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:49, archived)

you may have a point

(fred dibnah saved my life, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:51, archived)

Is that Monty?

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darth munki is flipping livid, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:47, archived)

woof

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mutated monty, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:50, archived)

It looks like a dog may mate had called Monty...

and his sirname was sutton. But it obviously isn't.

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darth munki is flipping livid, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:52, archived)

why on earth did he give his dog a surname?

still monty sutton has a ring to it

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mutated monty, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:55, archived)

nuuuuuueeeeeeeeeoooooo

not the dog my friend you fiend

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darth munki is flipping livid, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:56, archived)

a simple bone would have sufficed

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:57, archived)

sorry

not me or errm mine

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sutton a non-prophet organization!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:56, archived)

good because he's a cunt

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darth munki is flipping livid, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:57, archived)

Although

i wish i was Monty Sutton

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sutton a non-prophet organization!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:58, archived)

Is that blocks

of sesame seed halva with sponge fingers in?

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:48, archived)

Tins of Caesar dog food

with frankfurter sausages in?

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:51, archived)

i think they are sausages

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:51, archived)

dogfood

sausages phffft,it's high stress polymer i'll have you know!.

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sutton a non-prophet organization!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:54, archived)

avast!

pi'rah'tees [n]: any of the various yoga workouts designed to improve deck-scrubbing

(grippa93, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:42, archived)

Haha!

Top punnage!

(Dooley, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:43, archived)

Fabul

arrrrrrse!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:48, archived)

featuring

AVAST array of wArrrrrm ups

(grippa93, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:50, archived)

Ooof!

Arf! and eat your greens /profile
:¬)

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:52, archived)

arr yay for pirates!!

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:51, archived)

haha

top pirate punnage!

did you hear that Ikea have launched a mail-order pirate ship service?

it's called 'deliver me timbers'!

(grippa93, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:52, archived)

mwahahahahaha

titter ye titter ye

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darth munki is flipping livid, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:53, archived)

Grand!

Have some more yoga

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:53, archived)

that is

A-hoy I would not like to perform with my leg

(grippa93, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:55, archived)

Quick, dirty

The Pilates Of Penzance

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:54, archived)

Time for a repost, me hearties

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:57, archived)

lol

quality

(grippa93, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:41, archived)

calculate the density

(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:39, archived)

Ooooooo!

Nice!

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Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:40, archived)

well done

have my new woo:

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:40, archived)

*twitch*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:51, archived)

that makes

me hungry!

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spacefish bong!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:42, archived)

For cheesey puffs?

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:43, archived)

such lovely 3Dness demands...

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:43, archived)

Beautiful.

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' ; , , ; ', Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:07, archived)

Woo!

Theadjack: Has everyone with websites got these emails from BoreMe.com
about the Viral Compo?

(Dooley, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:43, archived)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:44, archived)

I got one

but I don't have a website. My e-mail address is on my b3ta profile, though.

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:44, archived)

yeeeeeeeeeeeees

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:44, archived)

my mum did

and i didn't

i'm not sure what they're trying to say :/

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:46, archived)

yep

god knows why i got one though. i'm pretty dormant nowadays. my girlfriend got one from crazymum.com recently too, and she has no idea how they got her addy

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spacefish bong!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:46, archived)

wouldn`t be too hard to script a script to pull down profiles 1-40000 and parse `em

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:04, archived)

I got one,

but dont have a website.
I deleted it after reading half though.

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MrSparky, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:48, archived)

yes!

they mailed me to say they'd seen my site and would I be interested in an image competition -
BUT, my site is virtually entirely text. the only images are the background and logo image. so they obviously didn't look at it very hard. grrrrr. *deletes spam*

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:57, archived)

did you ever post your e-mail address on the board or in your profile?

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:09, archived)

nope

get some anti-spam software going :)

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:03, archived)

Yes.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:07, archived)

Humm...

Norton3

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:43, archived)

ooo blimey

i like that lots

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mutated monty, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:43, archived)

woo

3dtastic! 27 grahams per spinning cube (an old imperial unit)

(grippa93, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:45, archived)

winner

(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:47, archived)

Density of 27 Norton heads.....in a box

where

ρ is the object's density (measured in kilograms per cubic metre)

m is the object's total mass (measured in kilograms)

V is the object's total volume (measured in cubic metres)

Therefore density equals not very much at all.

All skin, bone and receding hair

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staz1000, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:47, archived)

that's really rather well done that

Tell them to stop staring at me !

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oCo, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:49, archived)

Cunning.

as ever.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:01, archived)

no reason

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spacefish bong!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:34, archived)

but . . . but . . .

how does she smell?
Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:35, archived)

Fishy.

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:36, archived)

hahahahahah

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mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:37, archived)

Like kippers

on a sunday mooooooooooooor-or-orning!

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:38, archived)

orford!

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spacefish bong!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:37, archived)

Mornington Crescent!

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:38, archived)

*ears prick up*

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:43, archived)

*prick ears up*

sorry

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:45, archived)

I say, is that the Norman keep

in Cardiff castle?

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:37, archived)

I haven't the re-moat-est idea.

Sorry.

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Three Dog Man, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:38, archived)

keep such puns to yourself

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:41, archived)

I'm sure he (battle)ment no offence . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:46, archived)

'Twas taken in good grace

As I assumed he was probably from New-castle, and wanting to to head-but(tress) me or something equally violent.

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Three Dog Man, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:50, archived)

yep!

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spacefish bong!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:40, archived)

good good

ooh look at that sunset

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:45, archived)

*Opens curtains*

You must live further south than me - the sun set ages ago* here.

*By "ages ago" I mean a few minutes ago.

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:49, archived)

i was walking the dog in the crisp afternoon air while it started, which was nice

after a bit of a slow start, today's shaping up quite well

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spacefish bong!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:49, archived)

yay!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:38, archived)

I'd like to open *that* drawbridge...

... _{ho ho... etc.

/Stereotypically laddish behaviour}

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:38, archived)

So you can

play with her turrets?

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:39, archived)

he can run freeeeee in the parsley field

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:40, archived)

she has turrets syndrome

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spacefish bong!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:41, archived)

She caught it off Bill Bailey

[/goes to find his old textbook on castles]

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:42, archived)

he loaned it to her

but she decided to keep it

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spacefish bong!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:50, archived)

Bet her

ram-parts would be fun too :)

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Three Dog Man, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:39, archived)

Good for quite a few knights

and days too possibly...

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:41, archived)

Yes, she can "wank me off" any time.

_Wait...

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:42, archived)

haha

well, I like that for no reason

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oCo, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:45, archived)

wack!

nice and surreal

(grippa93, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:48, archived)

Mr Blunkett's Very Cross!

(Reverend Creepy, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:27, archived)

FLIBBLE!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:28, archived)

season 7 out on dvd 2 days ago

not as good as the previous ones maybe, but if i didn't buy it my dvd collection would just say RED DWAR

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PsyreN Bored Sig, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:44, archived)

gayme ova bwoys

indeed

he doesnt have hex vision though (he doesnt have any vision!)

(thestonefox, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:28, archived)

That's so funny that I weed a little bit

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:30, archived)

*checks*

Yep, me too
WOO! Have my very special hat!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:30, archived)

I think I love you

and your hat

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mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:32, archived)

As long as you love my hat

YOU LOVE IS ALOUD

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:35, archived)

*loves*

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mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:36, archived)

WOOooOOoo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:34, archived)

that's the first time I realised that's a racoon body

I always thought it was a spaceship or a dildo and it never made sense

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:34, archived)

you`re obsessed with dildos

you caaaaaant!

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:35, archived)

COCK OFF AND DONATE YOU LOSER!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:36, archived)

COCK YOUR LOSSES, YOU DONOR!

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:37, archived)

Play nice

*bashes Dave and Rik's heads together*

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:39, archived)

HEAD YOUR BASH, YOU LOSER

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:40, archived)

I'll bash your Rik and Dave's head in a moment, if you're not careful!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:48, archived)

mmmm

yummy

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:35, archived)

That hat

is indeed very special

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:53, archived)

Arf!

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:32, archived)

Ha ha

Beware his ~~hex~~ no vision!

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:33, archived)

Not sure i do...

tres quick, tres dirty and possibly tres hull.

(fred dibnah saved my life, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:24, archived)

:o Mindpiss.

Woo!

(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:27, archived)

Your link is borked

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:30, archived)

that';s grand, have a smoog girl:

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:28, archived)

hahahaha

poor kid.

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:28, archived)

i dunno

she looks happy enough

(fred dibnah saved my life, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:28, archived)

It's a she?

EDIT: conjures up an image in my mind of a young and confused Clark Kent..

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Gregor Lenko There's a tree..., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:37, archived)

Another cheap remake no-doubt!

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:18, archived)

that's very special,

have a gold star!

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:25, archived)

pfft!

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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:26, archived)

Very nicely done

have a gold star!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:28, archived)

bastard!

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:29, archived)

there is always 1

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rollingcabbage is still alive, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:33, archived)

haha

Sorry, couldn't resist!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:35, archived)

wow,

2 gold stars eh?

what am I going to do with them?

*goes to ebay.co.uk*

*sells*

* ? *

*profit*

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:31, archived)

Have a third!

Also doubles as a nice bit of JEWelry

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staz1000, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:35, archived)

Last time I buy anything from them.

(Trefusis No, I'm not a Cornish lesbian., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:18, archived)

that made me giggle

i dont like amazon

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:19, archived)

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:20, archived)

awwwwwww . . .

*huggles Amazongirl*
there, there

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:22, archived)

huggles...

what a lovely word!

*huggles*

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:23, archived)

don't start using huggles again

or it'll be replaced by molests

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:31, archived)

Hahaha!

*Molests*

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:34, archived)

Yay!

*loves huggles*

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:32, archived)

Oi!

two-timer!
*cries*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:33, archived)

GERROFF!

I saw her first!

*protects*
Grrr!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:32, archived)

*Is bombarded with barrage of puns*

*retreats*

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:35, archived)

I know you lot all hate him

but his recipes are actually quite good.

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:20, archived)

Quite good?

in his last book he had a recipe for Ice Lollies that involved going to a hobby store to buy some Ice Lolly molds and getting some of you favorite juices, I believe the last bit involved a freezer.

That's no recipe.

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toadfish, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:27, archived)

A *freezer*?

For ice lollies?

*Buys book*

*Takes ice lollies out oven*

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:28, archived)

Pfft!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:55, archived)

But...

Recipes are for poofs.

(Trefusis No, I'm not a Cornish lesbian., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 21:57, archived)

Woo! Pearoast opportunity!

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:21, archived)

haaha

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:21, archived)

hahahahaha

great

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:26, archived)

pffft

persepctive man!

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:26, archived)

Yeah, yeah

but it was cheaply done on Powerpoint [eeeeeek]

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:27, archived)

quality!

both quality. and a pearoast from me:

fat tongued crunt

(grippa93, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:27, archived)

hahahaha

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:28, archived)

Castronaut!

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:18, archived)

Kasto? Crut!

Poligen Ha!

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:20, archived)

you got it wrong friend

(_klaus_, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:24, archived)

Woo!

Hi there Klaus.:-)

(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:27, archived)

ullo

(_klaus_, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:28, archived)

i know that all originated from you...

but what the HELL is it about?

Poligen? Ha.
Kasto! Kasto! Krut!

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:29, archived)

Do you see what I see?!?

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:16, archived)

a little girl in a cape

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:16, archived)

is it

you amazon?

edit: reads down - pahahahahahahaa

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SiX and his hat, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:20, archived)

Nope

But this is...*I moved it*~
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:21, archived)

time for

psp to come out

muhahahaha

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SiX and his hat, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:23, archived)

*holds back urge

to put a moustache on it*

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:23, archived)

Too late

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:28, archived)

Would

just like to comment that this is a very sweet picture.

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:31, archived)

I know! Cheers..I didnt take it...

Only found it a year ago (i love old photos so a new old one is treasure)
From an envelope of them my dad gave me a few years ago.

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:34, archived)

Compare and Contrast

My, haven't you grown :)

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:32, archived)

Yes

In more ways than one
*strokes tash*
God I need a hair cut, again

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:34, archived)

Awwwww

your hair is lubbly *fondles locks*

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:38, archived)

nah, needs a couple of inches off

just to make it a bit neat again

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:00, archived)

why the deleting

then posting again?

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:16, archived)

Cause All I saw

was a big redex

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:18, archived)

strange

i saw it ok

oh well.

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:20, archived)

Im in uni

maybe it was too much b3taness for the computer to handle

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:22, archived)

I see a wee she-Beattie!

Erm... bee.

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:16, archived)

Thank

You!

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:19, archived)

wow

fancy dress costumes for halloween!

(thestonefox, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:16, archived)

horrid wallpaper?

hang on a second, there's something not quite right about that image.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:17, archived)

lay off the retro wallpaper

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:18, archived)

I believe the correct phrase to insert here is

mindpiss

(lurker lurker mohammed jihad whatever next? avatars and LOL!1123!!111zers?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:18, archived)

EEEEEEEEEEEW

*covers eyes*

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:22, archived)

you can get arrested for

producing pictures like that

(broccoli holocaust, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:26, archived)

oh dear

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:30, archived)

erm

that wallpaper is terrible?

(lurker lurker mohammed jihad whatever next? avatars and LOL!1123!!111zers?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:18, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/5331901

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:20, archived)

is she the drummer for teh quo?

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:18, archived)

BEATTIE!?

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:19, archived)

Thats what I thourght

I think ive been here too long

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:19, archived)

Oh.

I guess my first thought's quite worrying then.

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/162/1473/320/Torture.jpg

(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:24, archived)

arrgh teh mind piss

it is worrying

(fred dibnah saved my life, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:26, archived)

Linkage

www.b3ta.com/board/5326981

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:29, archived)

Arggh.

Torture.

(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:19, archived)

a small child

with a net curtain round her.

(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:19, archived)

Is this

a mini-Amazongirl? We ought to know.

[Or else I'll put up that moustached pic of you again ;)]

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:19, archived)

Of course

I've been here too long.

(

Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:26, archived)

and of course...

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Three Dog Man, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:28, archived)

Not a trading card [damn]

After a hard day's work, Caroline enjoyed hanging out at her local curyoke bar.

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:09, archived)

Om!

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:20, archived)

Ooh, I like that!

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:21, archived)

Ditto!

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:23, archived)

another.

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:25, archived)

Cherieot of Fire!

(dildogaggins is trying to lick ones elbow!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:09, archived)

i want that one

yeh i know

(thestonefox, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:09, archived)

ah don't lahke it

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:19, archived)

Oh alright then

note to self - excessive reposting is frowned upon

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:35, archived)

Because I couldn't help myself

And apparently, neither could he. teehee.

Click here for the source story.

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:08, archived)

bit too big filesize-wise

otherwise its good

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:11, archived)

girl needs to be younger

and less legal....

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PsyreN Bored Sig, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:14, archived)

Thanks

I know. I tried many times compressing it. But it's still fcuked. Soz to dial uppers.

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:15, archived)

just

reduce the image size by like 20% or until 250k, its only 300k, so shudnt of taken much:P

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:18, archived)

Have Some Ant Racing

Been reading the board for yonks - actually got round to registering and worked up the confidence to post something. Have some ant racing.

(lurker lurker mohammed jihad whatever next? avatars and LOL!1123!!111zers?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:07, archived)

a worthwhile first post

more please!

(thestonefox, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:08, archived)

Woo!

Nice First post!

Welcome!

Pull up your pants

and sit on a kitten!

You'll never leave!

Edit: I will also compliment you on the size of your animation! Whoop Whoop!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:08, archived)

thank you

i've been watching you all shout at new people for months, and have read the magic optimisation tutorial.

(lurker lurker mohammed jihad whatever next? avatars and LOL!1123!!111zers?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:12, archived)

hahahahaha

marvellous

Great first post, welcome aboard

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:08, archived)

my money's on number three.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:09, archived)

money is on 3,as number 7 cannot keep that pace up.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:09, archived)

I dunno, he has for a few minutes now

woo to an excellent first post

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:11, archived)

taking a long time this race

isn't it.

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kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:13, archived)

Eeeexcellent.

Let's hope they don't draw. That'd be a bit of an anticlimax.

(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:10, archived)

Pfft,

that's a far from form-idable pun!

(richey, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:13, archived)

I bet these go on for ages.

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:14, archived)

Yea'.

An't puns great?

(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:17, archived)

Puns like that could split the board into factions.

And we don't want everybody in sects...

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:18, archived)

Me likes.

*woos*

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:11, archived)

hehee nice

welcome and all

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oCo, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:15, archived)

You have a rather spiffing user name

It made me chuckle

(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:16, archived)

Thank you everybody

I will now go and work on the end of the race. It make take a while though, because it seems to be a marathon rather than a sprint.

(lurker lurker mohammed jihad whatever next? avatars and LOL!1123!!111zers?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:16, archived)

yehar!

great stuff

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mutated monty, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:22, archived)

brilliant!

Way better than much of today's offerings of toss!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:26, archived)

well...

lovely. have a choccy.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:30, archived)

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