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# hello
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(Groop Water Flea = Daphnia, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:02, archived)
# you
are being ignored as part of a vast conspirac...

*bugger*
(haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Madame Tussauds Vandalism.
It seems as though someone has melted the face on the Kylie wax model...

(justlaze, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:59, archived)
# I noticed yesterday they didn;t ask her why she had her face ripped
off by her dog.
'Because I tried to kill myself and I hadn't fed him for the last month.'
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:02, archived)
# She collapsed and went into a coma
and the dog chewed at her face while trying to revive her. The dog was put down, against the wishes of the owner.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:09, archived)
# I heard that was what happened
the whole thing's really tragic - I need some fluff now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:48, archived)
# Sunday
is the day for unshopped images, please.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:03, archived)
# I think you're lying
It looks like you've just 'shopped another face on
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Hi Jessie!
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:08, archived)
# Hey!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:10, archived)
# How are you?
Long timeage to chatage!
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Still would.

(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Absolutely.
That's what paper bags are for.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Especially
in that position
(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:07, archived)
# .
Mantelpiece/Fire.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:14, archived)
# really?
*worries*
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:08, archived)
# Woo to your first post, sir/madam/thing
That is very nicely shopped.

Please consider Kylie getting her face mauled for your second post.
(Pachey, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:24, archived)
# Bombers? I See No Bombers


Now if he'd been wearing a Brazil shirt...
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:57, archived)
# EEk!
Jimmy Hill Jr.?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:59, archived)
# or the other fella,
good game, good game, etc
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:08, archived)
# Harvey McGoodgame?
(checkers, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:14, archived)
# no,
Shamus O'Goodgame
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:16, archived)
# more shite punnage
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:53, archived)
# hmmm
i'm not sure about this one. unless i am missing something obvious.
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:54, archived)
# dunno, maybe felt tip
in an armpit so felt pit?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:55, archived)
# It's missing a certain magenta something


felt tip
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:56, archived)
# hahha you knew i couldny resist
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:01, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:56, archived)
# THEY SAYIN THE FELT TIP IS TOO BLACK MAAAAAN
etc
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:59, archived)
# haha
WE NEED TO SHOW THEM WHAT TIME IT IS BOYYYYYYE
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:05, archived)
# was this just an excuse to put a sexy lady on the board?
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:55, archived)
# hahahaaaaaa!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:55, archived)
# But a lovely writing action
Woo to the anim....pfft to the pun.
(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Infidels? Where?
(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:46, archived)
# the prophet bop
yes i like this
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:48, archived)
# can't touch this...
*sings*

*ducks*

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:48, archived)
# "can't draw this"
shurely?! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:50, archived)
# STOP!
Hammas time
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Hahahah
I was trying to think of something clever like that to put as the title...obviously I failed :-)
(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:51, archived)
# uber woo yay
(BadgerPirate, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:50, archived)
# MC 'Hammed
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:52, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Its the muslim mash
It was a blasphemer smash
(bonzos, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Ha ha! You win some
jihad.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:04, archived)
# Arf
That's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:49, archived)
# It's a weird week for news


(apologies for crapness of drawings)



(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:44, archived)
# The drawings are very nice
I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:45, archived)
# no!
'tis good!
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:45, archived)
# woo...
though the first one looks like a bad guy off scooby-doo..

and to think he would've got away with it too....
(DonCione : or he who fwaps in church..., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Scooby-Doo
or
100 ways to pull a mask off of someone
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:49, archived)
# for years....
i thought nothing else existed in america but abandoned amusements parks and dis-used mines...

oh, that and that velma was actually the hot one

DC
Sick and Wrong
(DonCione : or he who fwaps in church..., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:54, archived)
# its woo...but

Nicely edited sir - have a bigger WOO for that - good on yer :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:48, archived)
# G'ning nazi!
*salutes*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:50, archived)
# 'Ning Sir!
"The Big Chilli indeed...."
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:51, archived)
# eh?
What big chilli?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:54, archived)
# You msn group thing cam emy way again....
you KNOW of the big chilli thing of which I speaketh...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:04, archived)
# Ah! Right!
sorry, yeah, I uploaded EVERYTHING I've ever done for b3ta at home . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:08, archived)
# hahahaha
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:50, archived)
# These are fucking great!
WOO to you sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:51, archived)
# *Millionaire sound effects play in head*
hmmm. too much tv methinks

*resolves to spend more time on teh interweb looking for teh uplaod codez so i can be teh 1337 h4xx0r*
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:51, archived)
# 56K for an admonishment post!!!!
;-p
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:52, archived)
# but it IS an animation ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:52, archived)
# 6 frames of joy!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:56, archived)
# grrrrrr you ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Oops, sorry.
Fixed, I hope.

(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Pfft!
I like this new one :)

Woo and Noon Archie!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:00, archived)
# haha ace

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:51, archived)
# a very good day to you all
(I helped save b3ta! vintly ....mostly bacon, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:39, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:40, archived)
# twin kingdom valley
- old old BBC game, is in my head today...
(I helped save b3ta! vintly ....mostly bacon, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:42, archived)
# oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:40, archived)
# I hate days
that start like that
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:41, archived)
# yeah.

get many like that these days?
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Oddly enough, it only happened the once
been quite quiet since then.

There's a funny smell round here now, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:46, archived)
# South
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:42, archived)
# you are by a stream.
There is a book.
There is a key.
There is a knife.
There is a knapsack.
There is a troll.
You are dead.
(I helped save b3ta! vintly ....mostly bacon, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:49, archived)
# East
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:53, archived)
# *wrenches tape out of casette*
*stamps on casette*
*gets bbc confiscated by irate mother*
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Hmm
you're not taking your death very seriously are you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Yummy! Lunchtime
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:36, archived)
# *Blasphemer*!
*incites hatred*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:37, archived)
# *gets offended*
*over reacts*
*multiplies problem/attention a hundred-fold*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Quick!
Let's burn his flag!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:40, archived)
# and fire bomb his house!
and then complain when people say we're unreasonable and prone to violence!
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:43, archived)
# *shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:46, archived)
#




pssssssst! i actually got around to watching Zoolander the other day! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:51, archived)
# haha what did you think?
I hated it when i first saw it, and my friend convinced me to watch it again. The more times I watched it the more I liked it. and now I feckin' love it!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:51, archived)
# ROFL, I nicked it out of your shed
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:07, archived)
# Stop that!
you'll give Dave the Facts a bad name
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Would you like me to burn his embassy?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:42, archived)
# yes please
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:47, archived)
# *sings that last sentence to the tune of bon jovi's "You give love a bad name"*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:43, archived)
# *shoots through the heart
but who's to blame?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:55, archived)
# *gasp*
The horrors!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:43, archived)
# A warm chicken and superfoods salad
from All Bar One
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:45, archived)
# *joins in calls for a bumming!*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:45, archived)
# hahahaaaaaa!
lully kittin! witha pan!

Aww!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:51, archived)
# lunch!

For Lunch today I have a baguette stufffed with mature cheese, crispy bacon,
lettuce, tomatoes and mustard, the bags of golden wonder crisps: 1 salt, 1 chicken, 1 sausage
and tomato, a caramel wafer, an apple, a banana and a tangerine.
What are you eating?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:35, archived)
# lunchy lunchy
great facts. Can I have your lunch please?
(gianthead, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:35, archived)
# enough of that
what do you have for lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:37, archived)
# I've run out of ideas for lunch
that's why I want yours
(gianthead, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:39, archived)
# have some chips
with mustard and some ham.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:52, archived)
# noon MrH
sounds like a good idea, but I've just eaten supper for lunch
(gianthead, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:55, archived)
# noon
give msn a poke would you?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:01, archived)
# 'lo you
*waves*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:56, archived)
# ello Sir!
how goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:01, archived)
# well, ta
you?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:03, archived)
# not too bad
not too bad today :)
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:07, archived)
# You always win first reply

(Pachey, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:40, archived)
# I know
it's hard to cope with my own genius
(gianthead, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:42, archived)
# a baguette with creamy goats' milk cheese and tomato
vegetable mug soup and salty oat-cakes
a spearmint chew
a flapjack
(gianthead, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:52, archived)
# have some chips
with that
(gianthead, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:58, archived)
# talking to myself again
these conversations are getting rather one-sided
(gianthead, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:00, archived)
# wash it all down
with petrol sizzling in a pot
(gianthead, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Today for lunch I have had soup

It was spicy butternut squash soup, and I ate it with two garlic and coriander flatbreads/tortillas.

I am now thirsty
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:36, archived)
# That is a fine lunch!
to cure you thirst I prescribe ribena
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:38, archived)
# *GASPS*
What is wrong with Kia Ora!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:40, archived)
# It's too orangey for crows.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Did you just call me a crow sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Peck his eyes ou . . .
I mean, HIT HIM!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Pffft!

*struts*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Silly! Jessie isn't a crow
She's a lovely, warm, personable human being.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:44, archived)
# I beg to differ.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:47, archived)
# hmm . . .
SEAMS like you were right all along . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Pffft!
I knew that photo of me checking out the parklife would come back to haunt me some day
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Is that shop bought?
If not, can I have the recipe, I like BNS a great deal.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:41, archived)
# It was a Heinz 'special' one
And was very nice (though needed a bit of seasoning), but I used to make my own too. Very simple really, just roast the squash as usual, halved and put in the oven and you can even put some chillis with it too, then liquidise the lot and add chilli powder (if needed) and seasoning
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:46, archived)
# I will be doing that at some point soon.
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:47, archived)
# here's mine
in a big saucepan,peel+chop an onion, fry in olive oil till soft with crushed dried chili ans cumin seeds, add chopped+peeled squash, cover in water, boil till soft, bend it with hand held mixer. It's best if you add a tin of tomatoes with the squash. You can add carrots, potatoes or any other veg you've got in the fridge to bulk it out too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Yummy
I shall try this some time
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:51, archived)
# 'A muddy paramour and a sterile bogey'
bifurcates Dave


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Hurray!
the finest of paramours and the best of all bogeys!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:40, archived)
# soup
and a backfired lunch joke
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
well, your soup's good . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Yum! yum!
than the finest of all jokes!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:42, archived)
# hmm
On Thursday night we had roast beef.
On Friday Night we had stew.
On Saturday night we had vegetable lasagne, as our heathen meat retardent friends came 'round.
On Sunday we had curry.
Today I am having all of the above, mixed up, with a side order of paprika and a cup of tea.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:37, archived)
# *predicts lunch of the day*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Nah!
His tea's got a picture of a monger on it . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:41, archived)
# You are in soooo much trouble now.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Bring it on, fatso!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:46, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5626213
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:50, archived)
# yeah!?
AND!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:54, archived)
# I'll tell my mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:44, archived)
# I envy you...
...a monster of a lunch.

Well done sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:41, archived)
# that looks like a farmyard porn prop
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Cor!
so that's what you were preparing last night! Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Rank.
Has anyone else seen that program where the woman collects a "stool sample" from some fat bloke, and puts it in a tupperware box for analysis at the lab?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:46, archived)
# have now . . .
C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:47, archived)
# is that the singer from the spin doctors?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:46, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Predictable but this, without a doubt, has to be awarded

Congratualtions and well done!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:24, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:51, archived)
# Roast pork crusty roll sandwiches
with the pork cut about 1 inch thick!

Washed down witha pink cake from Greggs and two gallons of tap water!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Braw!
pork pork is grand stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Razorblades! *








*might be a lie

womblesofwimbledon Druss.
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:38, archived)
# A splendid lunch!
a bit too sharp for my taste though
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Today I will have
Chips, egg, sausages and beans, white bread and butter and gallons of tea. It is baby food Tuesday at my gaff...hurrah!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Braw!
you should be eating bacon with that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:48, archived)
# I know
But I ran out
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Oh.. I timed that well...
for lunch today I shall be having toasted ham sandwiches with coleslaw, and some chicken noodle soup. Followed by lashings if hot tea.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:38, archived)
# A very nice sounding lunch!
good work!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:50, archived)
# i fancy some sort of bacon and egg combo
perhaps between two slices of bread
with some rolfmayo
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:38, archived)
# excellent choice
have two of those, you'll have to ask Jimmy for the ROLF MAYO though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:53, archived)
# An Twix.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:38, archived)
# You should have four An Twixes
and some chips.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:53, archived)
# 3 bags of crisps???
Cheese and aubergine caviar roll.
Japanese rice crackers.
Steamed Chinese custard buns.

Washed down with a bucketful of tears.
(Pachey, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:39, archived)
# have a nice hanky to go with that
(gianthead, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:40, archived)
# you crazy luncher, you!
noon, and why the tears?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Because you haven't invited me to the Guildford bash
(Pachey, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:48, archived)
# he hasn't invited me either
I'm going to cry!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:50, archived)
# i haven't arranged one, either!
and when i do, you will all be invited of course!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:52, archived)
# don't invite me! don't you dare invite me! I won't turn up!
where is Guildford anyway??
(gianthead, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:03, archived)
# In the middle of Surrey
Follow the Volvos. If you see anyone poor, you've gone the wrong way.
(Pachey, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:07, archived)
# hahahaha
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:08, archived)
# surrey, darling. surrey.
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:07, archived)
# I thought that was something found in farmyards
(gianthead, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:13, archived)
# Aubergine Caviar ?
What's that when it's at home ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Mushed up aubergines with tomatoes and stuff
It's like a puree but kind of bobbly, hence the name.

I got it at a posh food store in Paris, but I think you can get it here.
(Pachey, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:51, archived)
# You enjoy your food
probably as much as I do
*Googles for recipe*
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:58, archived)
# I had 10 eariler, they were going for 5p over in petrol station, they're a month out of date but still edible.
Good lunch too! corking work. I didn't know Aubergines laid eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:56, archived)
# for lunch today i will be mostly eating:
1 cadburys creme egg, 1 bag of chocolate buttons (large variety), 1 bag of Haribo fizzy cola bottles, 1 bag of mini eggs and 1 pack of salt n vinegar crisps..

its being washed down with red bull and diet cherry coke... oh and pro-plus..

... bets on when exactly im going to go hyper and explode?
(DonCione : or he who fwaps in church..., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:39, archived)
# *takes cover*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Everything there is bad for you apart from the crisps
you should have some chips to balance that all out.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Ingrediants :
Bread
Soya based spread (shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!)
Cheese
Marmite

Dessert :
King sized Mars bar (not 'Big one'. Corporate whores)

Drink :
Vimto.

Ahhhhhhhhtthhaaaaannkkyoooouuuuuuu!
nothing worng with Soya spread. Tastes nice...
*mumble*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:39, archived)
# soya based spread?
that sounds foul mate
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:41, archived)
# It is
Bought some once - threw it away.
Butter is what you need.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:48, archived)
# ..
is it Pure?

*drops fake columbian accent*

(DonCione : or he who fwaps in church..., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:42, archived)
#


You have won a spade*






*spade not included
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Bah!
that would be okay if you hadn't spoiled it with that soya muck.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:58, archived)
# home made tomato and crown prince squash soup with chili
and vermicelli, along with home made bread that's covered in hemp, poppy, sunflower and pine kernals. All washed down with lots of tea.

To be followed by a cranberry and macadamia muffin later
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Ah, a very good lunch!
much better than that soya paste sandwich which thing up there has.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:01, archived)
# 2 cheese and bacon pretzels
2 antihistimes (my head is in the sky)
washed down with peach ice tea
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Not enough antihistimes have 8
and why no spetzi?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:03, archived)
# well i thought i'd be going to tesco to get something
but my lift has gone to play football

and the vending machines don't take fivers :(
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:40, archived)
# a football playing lift?
you'll have to take the stairs
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Bah!
smashing open the vending machine. Tell your lift that lunch time is not for sport, it's for eating.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:04, archived)
# Boots meal deal
consisting of 3 chicken sandwiches, a mango & coconut drink and a bag of mixed raisins.
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:40, archived)
# good choice!
that sounds like a bargin!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:06, archived)
# I am indulging in...
4 (yup, count 'em) FOUR of Melton Mowbray's finest Pork Pies, followed by some lovely pasta salad, some cheese and onion bread twists, 2 bananas, 1 apple, and some mini crunchy garlic breads,a ll washed down with a mug of tea or 4
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Cor!
This one gets my vote, that sounds ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:45, archived)
# No way!
There is only one kind of meat!

How can it possibly win?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:50, archived)
# one kind of meat? in pork pies?
laughs cynically
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:54, archived)
# meat? in pork pies?
etc
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:54, archived)
# Meat in pork?
etc etc....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:02, archived)
# If I had it twice over, I'd share it around
It is the braw-est of luncheons
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:50, archived)
# A corking lunch there, Brother Doctor!
good work!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:07, archived)
# Roast Wild Boar sandwiches
with Chilli and Apple Jelly.
A couple of clementines
a banana
Pomegranate Juice Drink


Then off to the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:42, archived)
# you have my vote for the flashing thingy
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:56, archived)
# It was particularly good.
Boar was shot in Welsh Wales by the farmer whose cottage I stayed at this weekend and hung for three weeks.
Chilli and Apple jelly made from my own home grown chillis and my mates mums apples.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:03, archived)
# A fine set of sandwiches!
nothing wrong with this lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:07, archived)
# The best bit
Was having Wild Boar for sunday lunch.
Roasted with sage, thyme and garlic.
and all the usual sunday lunch trimmings.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:16, archived)
# I'm going to make sure you never meet Mr Pachey
Because he would dump me for you. Even though he's not gay.
(Pachey, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:21, archived)
# Meat Eater I assume ?
I got roped (literally) into helping deliver a calf at 2.00AM monday morning.
The farmer looked at me a bit odd when I asked if I could kill it and eat it there and then !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:29, archived)
# I had
A Ham Cheese and Pickle Sandwich

A Chicken and Bacon Pasta Salad

Salt and Vinegar Walkers Crisps

A Big Sausage Roll

A Bottle of Orange Fanta

A Big Apple

&

A Twix

reetfatbastards redsushi!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:42, archived)
# What a braw lunch!
vry good indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:08, archived)
# Home made lasagne
washed down with lashings of vimto
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Homemade lasagne is the best!
nothing wrong here.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:10, archived)
# going for standard
meat-cheese-salad-salad cream-bap option t'day
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:44, archived)
# A good standard lunch!
but very effective.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Two bananas
(one for each ear), plus a granary bread roll stuffed with butter, cheese, lettuce, chutney and thinly sliced cold home-cured pork sausage (huge big fat hand-made ones from the butcher along the road). In that order. Repeated on both sides.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Braw!
another fine lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Excellent lunch.
Salami, bread, butter, tortillas, houmous.

Soon to be tea, too.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Salami is good stuff!
it make a tasty lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Today I be mainly having
2 slices of toasted granma bread and butter spread with a tin of sardines mashed in balsamic vinegar plus 7 cherry tomatoes and helped down with a cup of tea followed by a dozen or so red seedless grapes.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:46, archived)
# yum! yum!
marvelous!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Sounds braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:14, archived)
# chicken curry with rice

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:46, archived)
# chicken curry with rice is good
that should set you up for the afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Today I am having this hog roast

followed by a cup of tea

I may not be telling the truth
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:46, archived)
# he looks like he's jumping for joy
apart from the skewer and burnt flesh and all that business
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:53, archived)
# How dare you lie about having tea
but I'll let you off because of your fine looking roasted swine.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:15, archived)
# im going to have lots of sweets !
(I_am_B, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:46, archived)
# ha ha!
Brilliant stuff, well done you!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Sheep Lower Jaw Bone
"Flavoured"
They're no good - you don't want any artificial flavourings.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:54, archived)
# *falls off chair laughing*
Seriously,

politics is funneh....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:56, archived)
# A tuckshop lunch!
grand!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Reminds me of this (a bit)
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:42, archived)
# pizza from eccos on drury lane (next door to the muffin man)
it is yum, bit a bit undercooked
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Good stuff!
you should have put it in your oven for an extra five minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:16, archived)
# Cheese and onoin pasties
with lashings of brown sauce, followed by salt and vinegar square crisps and a snickers bar. All washed down with yummy cherry coke and tea.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Grand!
cornedbeef pasties are good to, you should have them tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:16, archived)
# 3 finger rolls
filled with welsh goats cheese and chives, some pretzels, a banana and a cup of tea justgotbackfromthedoctors Horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Smashing!
you should grill the goats cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:16, archived)
# "I had two bacon rolls
made with Warbuton's sandwich rolls and Sainsury's basic smoked bacon, washed down with a pint of water and then a Rolo desert, it was srumptious" Hyderebads Cadmus
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:54, archived)
# A grand lunch!
bacon is always a braw feed.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:17, archived)
# I have having a Chicken sandwhich with ready salted crisps
with a cheese and oinon packet on staned by, two scotch egss and a sausage roll! two as many glasses of orange and cups of tea as i want!
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:59, archived)
# Hurray!
a good choice of lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:18, archived)
# tapas!
Meatballs and chips; calamari, patatas bravas, and Russian salad. All with olive oil, crusty bread, and olives.

Spain rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:00, archived)
# You bastard,
I wish I was in Xabea now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:03, archived)
# A splendid lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:18, archived)
# a fried egg buttie (with HP natch) and some miso soup.
and now for a cup of tea...
(teasus likes tea, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Nice lunch!
but fried egg buttie are better if you have two of them.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:19, archived)
# For lunch, I had..
Two thick sub rolls filled with chicken, mayo and cucumber,
A can of diet pepsi and a packet of Cheese & Onion crisps.
Washed down with a raspberry flapjack..

.. And a standoff between a very tall mong, and a very short mong.
Their argument went along the lines of;
MNNGH!
RAAH!
AK AK AK!
MNNARGH!
RAAH RAH! WOO!
YARYARYARYAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Braw!
I hope you had chips during that standoff
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:20, archived)
# "Leadership development" training days
so a selection from the buffet provided by the training budget, things on sticks, nice quarter sandwiches, crisps, sausage rolls, this curry veggie pie slice thing
(I helped save b3ta! Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:26, archived)
# This will be great
for Vallingtimes day. :)

(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:34, archived)
# So where do I get a stickleback from then?
I suppose I could subtitute a Gurnard?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:36, archived)
# You'd be wanting
the Gurnard suspension kit. It's a bit pricier.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Vallingtimes day?
Gruel times day?

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:38, archived)
# that is a quality product!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Clicks!
Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:49, archived)
# WOO! - Reminds me of something though...
...oh yes, a Citroen advert from the...errrm... mebbe the 70's ish
(I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:57, archived)
# It wouldn't suprise me.
Those French people can be odd.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:03, archived)
# oh god...oh jesus christ...
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:29, archived)
# Excellent.
Truly ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:30, archived)
# oooh geoffrey!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Is that
a wicker* Zippy!?

*(sp?)
(BlackCat, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:31, archived)
# wow - just wow - *clicks*
excellent stuff there...

*loves that film*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Grrrr
at Nicholas cage remake out soon!
(maddave, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:33, archived)
# you are joking aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:36, archived)
#
with two wicker men, no doubt, making it twice as good as the first.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:36, archived)
# I reckon
Salvation Army helicopters will rise from the cliff and rescue him at the last minute.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:45, archived)
# gasp
:oO
(I_am_B, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:36, archived)
# ha ha
that's no Wicker-Man!

is anybody else having connection problems with b3ta today?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Yep
It's being mighty slow

/edit, and how rude. That's fantastical
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Hehe
Splendid.
(Mazrim, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Arf!
That am good!
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:34, archived)
# hahaha
I love that film

so have a WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Logged in for the first time in months to woo this
Woo

/Relurks
(HIIHIIH, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:36, archived)
# I Want
a giant wicker zippy
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Awesome work
and one of my favourite films

*hums Willow's Song*
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Christ, that's...
utter genius! Woo!
(drgonzo2012 Tell me about the rabbits, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:57, archived)
# bleedin'
ace
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:17, archived)
# A WICKER ZIP
FOR A MOUTH!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:11, archived)
# Catnip frenzy
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:23, archived)
# Simply superb
(except for the one pixel line left on the left after he leaves the screen)

Truly brilliant and gets the first click of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:26, archived)
# I Know

cannot believe I left that, I tested it first on explorer ( hangs head in shame goes into the garden to eat worms)
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:28, archived)
# Long thin wriggly ones?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:31, archived)
# yes
I dont deserve the fat juicy ones
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:34, archived)
# The long thin wriggly ones go down easily.
It's the fat ones which stick in your throat.

My wife is very slight.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:29, archived)
# my bookcase hasn't collapsed
despite the dire prophetic warnings I recieved from you lot.


If it does, I'll let you know, but I don't think you'll have that joy - it feels pretty solid, for some strange reason...

previously
(teasus likes tea, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:19, archived)
# Bizarre.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:20, archived)
# the post
or the fact that these shelves are holding up?
(teasus likes tea, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:23, archived)
# No, they look sturdy enough to me.
There was just no attempt to make them straight or symetrical and I thought that only I did these things.

The post is bizarre too mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:28, archived)
# straight and symmetrical is for wimps
and anyway, my house isn't straight enough for straight bookshelves. As it is, the wall curves away from the shelves in the middle, where there used to be a door.
(teasus likes tea, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:39, archived)
# it looks
a lot less shit with books on it!

Hooray for your shoddy yet surprisingly successful DIY!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:20, archived)
# I hoped it would
so did my wife, who thought I was odd (well, I am actually) but is now quite pleased.
(teasus likes tea, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:23, archived)
# you've shopped those books on
those shelves couldn't hold a single volume of French Militiary Victories
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:20, archived)
# Nothing
quite like a bit of light reading.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:23, archived)
# damn - rumbled
(teasus likes tea, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:32, archived)
# take the supports out
go on, i dare you
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:22, archived)
# sorry
I can't, as it might be stupid.
(teasus likes tea, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:27, archived)
# One sneeze
and the whole lot'll come down. Looks good for the time being though! Yay!

mmmm books....
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:23, archived)
# I even tried to shake it
with all the books on,

and it wouldn't move.

books are yummy.
(teasus likes tea, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:26, archived)
# ha ha ha
they're devious little fuckers like that though. I built a similar construction once; it seemed sturdy enough for around 3 years then suddenly when I least expected it I came in from work one evening and it appeared to have been blown up like a 1960s tower block
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:31, archived)
# cool!
hopefully by then I'll be better at DIY!
(teasus likes tea, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:40, archived)
# That actually is going to collapse
Really

*waits*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:24, archived)
# if it does,
you shall see the glorious results.

but it won't
(teasus likes tea, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:25, archived)
# DIY books?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:26, archived)
# bottom right
but they're my son's. I don't read them. I just make it up as I go along....
(teasus likes tea, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:29, archived)
# no shit!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:31, archived)
# ...
DIY Book = a diary..
(DonCione : or he who fwaps in church..., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:34, archived)
# THe strain of the weight from all those books will cause the shelves to burst in to flames!
beware!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:27, archived)
# yay, a good old-fashioned book burning!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:30, archived)
#
*Dons Nazi uniform*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:34, archived)
# I think you've overdone it
with the book of Psalms
(Idid, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:30, archived)
# it is a bit huge-ish
but good stuff.

nothing like a good bit of Hebrew poetry - no really - it's amazing stuff.
they kind of rhyme concepts and mental images rather than words.
(teasus likes tea, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:36, archived)
# ...
(Mazrim, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:17, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:18, archived)
# E45 is
not a lubricant.

Unless it is a pun and you mean MDMA, in which case you'd love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:19, archived)
# It IS a lubricant!
Try opening a jar of honey with your hands covered in the stuff!

You frickin' pedant.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:20, archived)
# KY might be
but E45 is an emollllllllllient.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:21, archived)
# any moisturise works as a lubricant
and on the topic - don't use WD40

also - you just wanted to use the word 'emolient' - didn't you? Hmm? Hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:22, archived)
# or deep heat for that matter........
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:25, archived)
# Have you heard the technique for being doubly sure about a condom if you are fucking a bird who might have AIDS?
Put a condom on, cover it in deep heat, then put another condom over the top. If either splits, you'll soon know about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:28, archived)
# errr
just don't fuck her!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:29, archived)
# That's discrimination
which is bad and illegal.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Very good
*has had ralgex on his testicles*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:29, archived)
# theres
nothing quite like that 'sweet jesus why in god's name did i ever try that?????' feeling when you put deep heat somewhere sensitive
(Pigpen was 'ere on, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:29, archived)
# Or teatree Original Source stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:32, archived)
# the mint shampoo is fucking lethal
I couldn't open my eyes for an hour after using it
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:35, archived)
# By god it gets you clean though
In a similar way to domestos.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:38, archived)
# A lubricant is anything that lubricates regardless of wether it was designed to do so.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:26, archived)
# Any chance
that your cold is Aids?
(Mazrim, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:23, archived)
# have you noticed
nobody ever has a good cold, only a bad cold. Its because everybody is gay
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:24, archived)
# Taking magic mushrooms
can feel like you've got a "good" cold
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:29, archived)
# the onlt ime I ever did mushrooms
was my 23rd birthday - I did 400 (I didn't know!)

I can quite categorically say that I shall never do do that again!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:31, archived)
# I tried to tape my own mouth shut once because my incessant talking was irritating me so much.
James took about 1500 over the course of a single weekend once.

Of course his heart did stop and he had to be defierulatificated four times, so . . .

*Seems to remember having some in a tin somewhere years ago*

*wonders where they might be and whether 'shrooms 'go off'?*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:35, archived)
# and it
smooths ruffled feathers :)

W00 x 3.14
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:20, archived)
#
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:20, archived)
# "For external use only"
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:21, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha!
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:25, archived)
# I've got a cold and I hate everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:05, archived)
# ahaha
rasperooos
(gianthead, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:06, archived)
# Good
I thought it might be too subtle.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:06, archived)
# You are Luke
and you are 5
and your dad is Darth Vader
AICMFP

(Londingham ., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:07, archived)
# He's luke,
He's five,
And his dad's a sith lord.
Does he drive him about in his ancient Ford?
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:09, archived)
# Someone is going to have to record this now.
But I don't have teh skillz
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:12, archived)
# Sounds familiar
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:07, archived)
# well helloooooooooooooooooooo there
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:10, archived)
# *blinks*
Hi?

You say that like you hadn't seen me in ages or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:17, archived)
# Wow!
Long time, no see.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:19, archived)
# *gets nervous*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:21, archived)
#
I know...I don't quite know why I said it, when a simple 'ello you' would have sufficed.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:50, archived)
# I'm Luke I'm 35 and my dad's Darth Vader
He flies around like a space invader...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:09, archived)
# hahaha
me and my dad havin' a top Darth.
(Carling in a Stella glass Sky high and six thousand miles away, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:10, archived)
# Ivor the Trainsaw!
Ivor reaks his bloody revenge on all who cross his path!!

(littlegreenguy, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:03, archived)
# That picture hurts my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:05, archived)
# *imagines*
the end scene in texas chainsaw massacre with the sound effect choo-cho--kk instead
(I_am_B, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:06, archived)
# That's brilliant
(I am wearing a stihl belt today.)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:06, archived)
# woo
and a little bit hatstand
(geetoo, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:19, archived)
# Hurrah! It's ridiculously long joke time!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:03, archived)
# PFFFT
You. Utter. Loon.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:05, archived)
# Thank. You.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:05, archived)
# ahahaha
trés amusant.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:06, archived)
# *Kicks to shin*
Awful as per usual good sir.

And by awful - I mean full of awe.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:06, archived)
# Ow!
*rubs shin*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:09, archived)
# * clicks *
Ha! Nice one Mr Dave Sir. I like this, and so does Samuel L Jackson - here, he's got something for you:






EDIT: Note to self: must make new Woo...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:06, archived)
# Me too
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:10, archived)
# BEST WOO EVAR!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:13, archived)
# What about Lassie?!


I love that Woo Sir. YAY Pajamazon!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:15, archived)
# Hurrah!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:19, archived)
# That's no Woo...






sorry
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:27, archived)
# pffft!
nutter!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:30, archived)
# The king of puns!
Hurrah.
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:06, archived)
# haha
do enjoy!
(littlegreenguy, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:06, archived)
# Very drool!
*applauds*
*kicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:08, archived)
# hahaha!
ya big silly!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:10, archived)
# Grand!
Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:10, archived)
# 'ey oop, Waspy!
ta.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:16, archived)
# First post I see today
and I'm already banging my head on the desk :)

Woo and 'ning!

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:12, archived)
# *quietly hands paracetamol*

After 'ning miss
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:13, archived)
# Hello!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:14, archived)
# I've gotta dash now
off to the fish shop with:

1x sample of pond water
1x sample of tap water
4x dead fish
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:17, archived)
# Aww . . .
I hope that you can get them mended . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:20, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:02, archived)
# well quite, but how does that compare with Fig 2 ?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:04, archived)
# I don't know what to make of this
so woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:06, archived)
# I don't have a t4
but 3 t6's

Is there a number I can phone?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:07, archived)
# Interesting philosophical question.
Is there a number you can phone? What does it mean to "phone" a number? Does a number, when "phoned," retain its abstract quality of numberhood?
Anyway you should be happy because T6s have pink icing and sprinkles.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:09, archived)
# That doesn't work, though
You need to replace the coil with a robotic leg.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:07, archived)
# Yes it does.
I'll replace your coil with a robotic leg in a minute.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:10, archived)
# But....but....
My god man, you'd create a monster!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:12, archived)
# Goatse!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:07, archived)
# *is explained to*
*scratches head*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:09, archived)
# Ooh very scientific
which means it will go right over my pretty little head, being a girly n all.

Oh and keep that fish away from me. I am jinxed because I have managed to kill 6 out of 12 fish in the past 2 days.

I think they've probably just drowned.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:15, archived)
# You fish-drowning maniac.
Fight these sick compulsions.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:01, archived)
# Hooray!
You tell 'em!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:04, archived)
# hahaha
/p0wned
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:04, archived)
# hahahahaha
omg
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:07, archived)
# Hahahaha!
It's true, ants are well rubbish. Bees are where it's at.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:08, archived)
# nahhhhh
Woodlouse it up everytime...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:14, archived)
# Yay, woodlice.
They do make me smile
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:23, archived)
# hooray for bees!
again!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:17, archived)
# Yay!
They deserve as much praise as they can get.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:23, archived)
# How dare you have a go at the ants!
even if it is woo!



(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:15, archived)
# yes yes..


..couldnt resist though :)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:59, archived)
# He appears to be wanking an invisible cock.
How vulgar.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:01, archived)
# Ha ha
inspired
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:02, archived)
# You should set up
www.funwithwingdings.com






Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:02, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:12, archived)

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