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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:00, archived)

HAHAHA!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:01, archived)

Thank you Mr Wombat.

That is the nicest woo yay I have received.

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:06, archived)

Well deserved

made me giggle like a small trout being tickled by a bare lady.

arf!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:18, archived)

i will touch your bum

mmm

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cupz, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:06, archived)

What a splendid Woo!

Hi Cockalorum to you, sir =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:09, archived)

umm

Is it normal to see that gif, and notice bart's arse?

(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 21:08, archived)

+1 pffft.

Honk

Edit: although -0.005 pfft for the missing apostrophe.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:01, archived)

Im like Harrods and Selfridges

I dont need them any more

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:03, archived)

Not at all.

I'm good friends with Mr. Harrods and Mrs. Selfridges.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:05, archived)

heheheh!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:01, archived)

Thats

clarse

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DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:01, archived)

hahahaha

*clicks*

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mugatu, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:01, archived)

ARF!

(Dooley, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:02, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:02, archived)

hahaha

that's great
woo yay

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:02, archived)

hahaha

go straight to wassit, do not pass thingamy

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:02, archived)

i couldn't find a decent monopoly board image

otherwise for the quesion mark i would have had "Alzheimers" ?

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:05, archived)

ha ha ha!!

:D

and you could leave your back door unlocked all day!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:02, archived)

my backdoor is always unlocked

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:03, archived)

you get plenty of tradesmen

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:06, archived)

i do actually have a tradesman's entrance

to my flat

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:12, archived)

Haha

I watched that bumpkey thing in the newsletter. Scary, scary stuff.

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:04, archived)

i was just chatting to my mate about it

is it really serious!?!?

they didn't seem to be able to do dead bolt keys though
*dead bolts door*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:05, archived)

They seem to be

you need the right sort of key, and patience, but it looks plausible.

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:07, archived)

it's a piss take!

it's like a german version of brass eye!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:33, archived)

yay

fantastic! Time to build hotels.

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:03, archived)

nyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrr

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:04, archived)

Pfft

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alnapp B3ta? Oh I just remembered about that and posted @, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:06, archived)

hahahaaha

ace

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:07, archived)

hahahahaha

excellen!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:07, archived)

hahahaha

this is very very good (:

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:08, archived)

hohoho!

hoots!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:10, archived)

he he!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:15, archived)

Pffft!

*clicks*

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:22, archived)

LMFAO

I love this one!

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)

good lord

fantastic!

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:42, archived)

Oooh!

High Praise indeed!
And a front page! Woo! :D

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:22, archived)

Brilliant

Sheer brilliance!

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Father_Ted Drink!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:51, archived)

Well deserved frontpageosity, that!

Woo!

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Corebowe wants to practice with real bullets now!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:30, archived)

HA HA

excellent

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:48, archived)

great

woo

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connor, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:25, archived)

Hahahaha spot on!

*clicks*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:57, archived)

Hahahaha

To be seen in the inboxes of grumpy old sods post-haste

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 17:59, archived)

yusyusyusyusyus

YUS!

w/y/h

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mozza, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 19:43, archived)

Brilliant!

Best ever

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nhojjohn, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 21:38, archived)

It's rare to see a truly original and funny idea these days.

Well done!

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 23:47, archived)

Ha ha ha wonderful stuff

nice one Nonny

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 23 Aug 2006, 7:09, archived)

pfffffft.

woo.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 24 Aug 2006, 1:59, archived)

if only...

(oliland, Sat 26 Aug 2006, 18:49, archived)

hah!

skates made of lol.

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the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Sun 27 Aug 2006, 3:01, archived)

A definite

laugh out loud moment.

Fantastic

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 28 Aug 2006, 23:57, archived)

perhaps I should've 'shopped it a bit

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:55, archived)

Jimmy Carr Deathdance!!!!

Please somebody, make it happen NOW.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:55, archived)

He was most strange in the Stormbreaker movie...

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:56, archived)

what do the other 2 think?

BTW what pizza shall I have for lunch?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:56, archived)

Have one of these:

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:57, archived)

cor!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:57, archived)

the red one looks like raw 'meat'

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:25, archived)

they think he's

a fucking cunt

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:57, archived)

chicken and bacon carbonara

from mozzers

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:57, archived)

nah - too creamy

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:58, archived)

it isn't though,

it is lovely.

ah well.

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:59, archived)

Margherita

but with roasted red onions on it too. Yum

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:57, archived)

nah - too bland

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:58, archived)

I don't understand the desire

to over-complicate what, in its basic form, is the most delicious thing a man can put in his mouth.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:00, archived)

beer?

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:12, archived)

Cum, faeces and ballsweat flavour

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:57, archived)

I'll add jalapenos and I'm away!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:58, archived)

to casualty

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:59, archived)

as long as Connie Beauchamp is on duty

it'll do for me Tommy

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:59, archived)

is that the one with short hair

from holby or casualty or summat?

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:04, archived)

and the lovely wabs

images.google.co.uk/images?q=amanda%20mealing&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&sa=N&tab=wi

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:10, archived)

Howabout a pizza da action?

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:59, archived)

*cups balls*

Fongool!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:01, archived)

*bites thumb*

ah forgedabaddit

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:04, archived)

Pepperoni and sweetcorn

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mugatu, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:02, archived)

I can see how long it takes to digest then

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:03, archived)

sort of like pooh sticks?

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:07, archived)

I've spent the last week in these places...

led to this...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:51, archived)

arf

*moons*

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:57, archived)

That's no moon...

etc

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:21, archived)

Hullo

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jamiem, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:40, archived)

One hump

or two?

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:42, archived)

neider

i want eet fuur mee armpits

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:46, archived)

Jimmy Carr?

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:46, archived)

Carr

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:48, archived)

I replaced milk with Baileys

as soon as I heard about this.

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:51, archived)

Yes.

I now substitute all milk products for 100% sterile VODKA.

hic

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:52, archived)

I put gin in my milk

to kill all the germs

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:58, archived)

yum

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:52, archived)

...and a box of matches please

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:46, archived)

I was hoping

the puns would go down the tobacco route and not a somewhat more crass route ...

toe

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jamiem, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:48, archived)

You mean "Ships of the desert?"

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:49, archived)

You buy your Camels in twos?

I thought it was illegal to split packs.

Heaven forfend any newsagent/tobacconist would sell cigarettes to children.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:48, archived)

I fuck camels in twos

and split children

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:13, archived)

'ning all

(Elmyra He's a home-brew duck... Quack! Quack!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:38, archived)

Nice.

~~ice~~ SFW?

(Dooley, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:38, archived)

NSFW?!

hmmm i suppose not really it all depends on where you work and who with i guess

(Elmyra He's a home-brew duck... Quack! Quack!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:42, archived)

Well I'm just being cynical today...

"Just ask yourself, "Could this be mistaken for porn?" A suggestive picture of a lady in her underwear is probably NSFW even though there is no nudity."

(Dooley, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:44, archived)

hahahaha

best redex I've seen today

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:39, archived)

wow

best redex ive seen in years
EDIT: got it now. preferred the redex ; )

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:39, archived)

pigtails not doing it for you then?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:40, archived)

it would be a waste of a fwap

*fwaps*
i knew it, total waste

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:41, archived)

careful - her face might run

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:42, archived)

its ok

I have a laminator to hand. 15 squid from Tesco!!!!

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:43, archived)

Good lord!

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:40, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:40, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

(Dooley, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:41, archived)

EEEEEEK!

*soils himself*

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:42, archived)

would

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:43, archived)

hides

under the bed

(Elmyra He's a home-brew duck... Quack! Quack!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:44, archived)

Dont!

Thats right where she wants you!

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:45, archived)

Scary doll faces!

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:45, archived)

*fears*

my mum collects these freaky little twats. i once slept on her sofa and i swear the little fuckers were watching me and waiting for the right time to devour my soul.

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:48, archived)

Maybe she is compelled to collect them.

Perhaps they threaten your Mum with evil unless she gathers them under her roof. You should get your Mum out of the house while you still can.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:50, archived)

whimper

my lab sits next to them and growls when he visits.

I'll leave my mum there, if theyre holding her they might leave me alone. Revenge for socks for the last five christmasses.

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:53, archived)

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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:33, archived)

hahaha

Andy Crane, but what?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:34, archived)

Andy Crane!

He was a knob

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:34, archived)

indeed

he was... the whole of the broom cupboard crew were complete sacks

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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:35, archived)

Gordon the gopher was cool

But that puppet he had, schofield, he was just dull as fuck

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:36, archived)

ed the duck???

cunt!

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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:37, archived)

Did andi peters have a puppet?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:39, archived)

he was with Andi (with an i) Peters

Teh Crane had bobby the banana

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:39, archived)

Andy crane had edd the duck too

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:43, archived)

Ed the Duck

that cunt had his own spin-off cartoon too!

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:44, archived)

cunt

i hate that fuck

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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:46, archived)

Edd worked with them both

along with Wilson the butler
www.the-broom-cupboard.co.uk/

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:50, archived)

Simon Parkin

Now he was an ugly cunt

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:52, archived)

Ginger too

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:52, archived)

Peter Simon

Is now on a fecking shopping channel!

Double Dare didnt do much for him!

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:54, archived)

I loved double dare!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:55, archived)

But

would you take the physical challenge?

see that twat slip in gunge again

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:56, archived)

And Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun the Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisk

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:57, archived)

run the risk!

class
*nostalgia*

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:58, archived)

hahaha

the poor bastard

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:54, archived)

yip

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:38, archived)

Who had their hand up

Andi Peters' arse?

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:39, archived)

who didn't?

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:40, archived)

*shuffles awkwardly*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:43, archived)

hahahahaha

wtf!!! hahahahahaha

*cleeks*

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:34, archived)

haha!

more of this kind of thing, please.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:36, archived)

Well

that's just odd, really.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:36, archived)

253.4 kB

(Dooley, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:38, archived)

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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:40, archived)

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

(Dooley, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:41, archived)

3.4K?????

here have some of mine

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:42, archived)

Sod off

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:29, archived)

but why is Andy Crane outside the Castles of Greyskull???

WHY? WHHHYYYYYYY!!!!!!!??!?!?!????

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:41, archived)

He wants the power

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:45, archived)

I still think this one might be Stemil

A little more compression fella, try 127 colours and that'll be much tidier

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:41, archived)

sure thing...

only really learnt to use image ready a few weeks ago so learning to iron out the mistakes...

Im not stemil.. ask emvee..

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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:44, archived)

no youre not stemill

i remember you from before. didnt you get put on the nawwty step for posting ladyflaps?

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:46, archived)

yeah....

...mistake eh... got abit carried away

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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:48, archived)

We all do it.

I once posted a goatse straight onto the board.

got major flamed.

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:55, archived)

Nah, this ain't a stemill

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:47, archived)

Am I first?

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5273692.stm

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:19, archived)

first one I've seen

is he addicted to Calpol and Ribena?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:20, archived)

^this^

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:39, archived)

but ribena is so easy to become addicted to..

trust me, I buy in bulk

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:51, archived)

yes, but you don't sing piss poor rhyming couplets

in an effeminate schoolboy manner.

So you're ok

;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:08, archived)

ZOMG Roy Keane 's let himself go a bit

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:21, archived)

arf

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:22, archived)

Gawd

They're not even a heavy band, what a fag.

Woo and Yay to you though :D

EDIT - That guy's supposed to be 27?!

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Addyjoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:21, archived)

the best of all the ages

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:27, archived)

This!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:28, archived)

27's for fags and gays

thirty-sumpin you want to be

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:33, archived)

Fuck you old timer!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:34, archived)

I remember when all this were volcanoes

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:35, archived)

gah!!

*29 in two months time*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:39, archived)

36 next month

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:40, archived)

40 in November

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:43, archived)

yikes!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:50, archived)

And I was 36

just 10% of my life ago.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:54, archived)

"the best of all the ages"

you can see your twenties slowly slipping away from here

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I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:46, archived)

haha

*28 in a month*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:53, archived)

fags AND gays?

27 is the new 26

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:38, archived)

oh yes

its the double

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:38, archived)

i am 27

therefor you are correct

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:56, archived)

That may be,

but he hadly looks it

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Addyjoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:30, archived)

he is 12

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:31, archived)

Thought so

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Addyjoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:32, archived)

I think they should be dropped by their record company

not for this but for being insipid whiney plop plop

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:23, archived)

haha this

Bland bland bland

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:25, archived)

Mrs Closet dragged me to one of their gigs

utter utter bollocks

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:34, archived)

I walked past them at t in the park

they were gash

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:35, archived)

I may actually go to the newspapers

Keane made me gay

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:37, archived)

he should be treated for anorexia too

coz I think he's fat

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:25, archived)

2nd album not selling well then...

cynical, moi?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:30, archived)

Cunt-river-shull!

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:38, archived)

hooray

I hope the fat hobbity twunt overdoses on benylin

(

bmjames, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:12, archived)

You'll be humming the theme tune

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:15, archived)

Luckily i have forgotten it

Although the rosie and jim song has just enetered my head

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:16, archived)

AAAARGH

You cunt....bobbing along on the old ragdoll...

cries

(

diablo290582 Professional.....something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:16, archived)

rosie and jim?

entered?

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:17, archived)

You're depraved

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:18, archived)

high praise indeed

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:18, archived)

The Tweenies, The Tweenies
dun duddle der der der duh duh
The Tweenies, The Tweenies
Dun duddle der derrrr
der dur dur

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:17, archived)

I am singing that to the tune of the sweeney

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:18, archived)

thas the one

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:18, archived)

But whenever i sing the sweeny tune

It always ends in "and i've got the comfy chair" due to Shaun's show

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:20, archived)

An underrated show..

Shauny's show

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:21, archived)

BRING IT BACK!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:22, archived)

SING IT BACK!

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:23, archived)

BRING IT BACK TO ME!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:25, archived)

to me

to you

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:26, archived)

It's shauny's show

la la la la

it's shauny's show

doo doo do do

It's shauny shauny shauny shauny shauny's show
It's shauny shauny
Shauny's show!

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:24, archived)

do de do do

Ninja

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:25, archived)

hahaha

I hit enter by mistake

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:27, archived)

doo daa daa daa

its all I want to say to you

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:27, archived)

sue lawley

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:28, archived)

Frank Bough

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:35, archived)

sorry i thought we were doing Police songs

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:37, archived)

he got arrested a few times

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:44, archived)

that sock still isn't dry.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:23, archived)

YOU

CUNT!

(

SiX and his hat, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:17, archived)

is that the one with the verse in french?

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:18, archived)

That's Tot's TV

Sack Majeeeeeq, Sack Majeeeeeq

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:18, archived)

LOVELY DONKEY!

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:19, archived)

woof bark

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:19, archived)

I'll give a sac majeeq

in a minute

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:19, archived)

Cor!

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:29, archived)

I dont know

the theme tune
*hums bananaman instead*

(

SiX and his hat, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:16, archived)

don't know the choon

can't sing the choon

now terry & june on the other hand...

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:17, archived)

Terry and june, terry and june bobbing along on the old ragdoll

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:30, archived)

waheeey!

let's play!

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:19, archived)

on the cusp

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:12, archived)

there's no 'arm in it

ho ho ho ho ho :D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:12, archived)

a - hahahaha!

wooo

and woo to you monsieur Toast!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:13, archived)

behind you mr zombie!

red blood cells want to eat your other arm!

woosome as per usual, mr bread.

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:14, archived)

Ace!

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:14, archived)

That looks ouchie

(

I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:15, archived)

My God.

He's got an arm off!

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:18, archived)

you got red on you.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:21, archived)

gimmie some sugar, baby

(

djol, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:21, archived)

Spang it hard with a Shovel...

...in the face.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:22, archived)

I played the demo for Dead Rising the other night.

Bloody amazing!
Totally ripped off Dawn of the Dead but who gives a flying fuck?!!
Now I just have to find £300 for an xbox360.

Woo to ya Zombie!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:38, archived)

It's the only reason to own one thats for sure

but be careful, I hear that it causes some overheating and locking up problems.
(This may of course just be scaremongering from the games press)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:43, archived)

Alspacca's at Macca's...

Llama lovin' it!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:09, archived)

spaaaaaannngngngmlgmmmgngnngng

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:11, archived)

gak

woo and yay fir the spack 'o' the day!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:14, archived)

yay

let's spack!

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:17, archived)

now my brain

fuck really hurts - that is some pic!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:18, archived)

we should have a spack contest

tho people might start dropping like flies

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:20, archived)

still the fuck best

re-spacks!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:29, archived)

yay

mmmmnngngnmgmgng!!!!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:31, archived)

ha ha!!

that's grand!!

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:40, archived)

llamallamallamallamallamallamallamallamallama

*eyes explode*

(

tipassoi, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:22, archived)

...

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:07, archived)

pfft

*christs*
*roffleographies*

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:09, archived)

hahahahahaha

~~good~~ pissed ol mel!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:11, archived)

Hahaha

and hello all

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:15, archived)

haha

*groan*

(

tipassoi, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:22, archived)

arf

(duck Quack !, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:41, archived)

I'm sorry

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:07, archived)

yaaaaay

if only i could reach the keyboard :(

(

the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:57, archived)

Get a wireless keyboard

And put it on the floor!

Yay!

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:58, archived)

lol! flid legs!

you need either flid desk legs or a big stool

then he can see the wiggly liens :D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:59, archived)

ill get a highchair.

mebbe

(

the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:59, archived)

*grunts*

here's a big stool

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:00, archived)

yaaaaay

oh you mean _thaaaaaat kind of stool

(

the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:02, archived)

I heard on the radio last night

that some chappies had stoled a trailer full of valuable horse poo

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:12, archived)

*hides*

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:13, archived)

Travelblog?

I know the bloke what made that website.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:19, archived)

hmm, spicy!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:02, archived)

use a head dobber

I swear by mine

(

mugatu, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:59, archived)

Huzzah!

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:04, archived)

HAHAHAHA

spills tea on monitor

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:09, archived)

DOBDOBDOBDOBDOBDOB

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:14, archived)

hahaha

head dobbers are comedy gold

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:15, archived)

its over-rated

use the on screen keyboard with a mouse, its far more efficient

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:59, archived)

only

if youve got no fingers

(

the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:02, archived)

Mouse?

I have to take my mouse back to the shop where I got it, because it's useless :(

But I've got another mouse as well, which is very good :)

*goes to shop*

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:02, archived)

that's a great story

:D

I bought a mouse at the shop

it was great!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:04, archived)

I bought a mouse at a shop

It was rubbish

So I bought another mouse from Tesco, and it was great

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:05, archived)

woo

my mousey costed 6 english pounds

which was nice

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:07, archived)

i bought a mouse at the shop

but it doesnt speak to me any more

(

the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:06, archived)

have you tried attaching it to the mains?

it might encourage the squeak of conversation

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:06, archived)

my name is jacob dyer and i bought a mouse in a shop. it is fantastic. it is shaped like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my mouse. i didnt like it.

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:07, archived)

tell me again human!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:09, archived)

hahah

i love that animation :)

(

the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:11, archived)

yay

me too

he's quite quite mad that chap :D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:13, archived)

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:09, archived)

Question Mark

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:14, archived)

Live long and prosper

(radja, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:55, archived)

poor, lonely

spock-builder

(haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:42, archived)

is this the way to Hullarillo?

I've been wanking on your pillow

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:42, archived)

hahahahahaahahahahaaha

to hull with you!!

*cleeks*

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:43, archived)

NEVER!

Ever go to a public toilets with these two. 'spesh Hampstead Heath

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:45, archived)

eeek

would be a fountain festival

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:46, archived)

might hire them

as sprinklers for the lawn

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:47, archived)

but your grasses will smell of wees!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:53, archived)

it'll hide the smell of the poos

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:55, archived)

you have white poos on your lawns?

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:56, archived)

no, just the standard

big brown steaming logs.
Some are from dogs, but most are mine.

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:01, archived)

Dr Seuss eat your heart out

almost seusseque formatting

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:17, archived)

and

shaky hands on dinkles attracts police attention

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:47, archived)

dinkles

pfft

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:47, archived)

wow

i like how the pfft of this^ post seemed to come out of your icon.

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:50, archived)

i fwapped so much

all i've got left is air

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:51, archived)

like an air rifle

you keep pumping and the air pressure builds up.

spluff-pataww!

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:51, archived)

*Clicks*

*Appreciates suitable username*

(

busy phil is still bloody busy, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:46, archived)

*laughs*

*feels bad for laughing*
*laughs*
*clicks*
*wants to see it animated*
:s

(

Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:55, archived)

it would even be too much for flickr head girl

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:56, archived)

hahaha

perfectastic

(

parsons* *restrictions apply, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:18, archived)

'ning folks! I had to get this out of my head

This is how b3ta has affected me, in what way has it effected you?

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:37, archived)

i no longer leave the house

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:38, archived)

it's all nawty people outside anyway

better to stay in the cuddly warm glow of b3ta

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:39, archived)

i promise to lengthen your shackles

but only if you behave yourself :D

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:40, archived)

I WILL NEVER DO SUCH A THING

i want a hug ):

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:44, archived)

I want a viscount

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:54, archived)

I want a viscount and a hug

and a hat

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:55, archived)

hahhaha

the funny thing is, I have all those things within reach of my right arm... oh and left for the hug :D

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:15, archived)

yay

:D

I shall venture to lidl and obtain viscount biscuits and then photograph them

hmm, I might add tunnocks too, hmm, ahhhh yeah, I'm getting a bit excited now, so I'll stop

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:18, archived)

I fear the daystar too

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:47, archived)

I no longer have Cancer

(mr_brett When the keyboardist breaks his face, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:11, archived)

i don't eat

until DtF

(this may be a lie)

(

fross Read your email on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:41, archived)

just have a chip breakfast

it'll be braw

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:42, archived)

ha ha!

tis all true

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:43, archived)

so it's not just me then

I swear I find things funny now that I'm sure really aren't

I love the group insanity :D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:44, archived)

I have no money now

I spent it all on computer

It's b3ta's fault!

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:44, archived)

yay

I have no money either, but that's because I'm an idiot :D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:46, archived)

i say rofl-copter in public places

(Farmer Brown home grown since, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:45, archived)

I haven't crossed over that edge yet

but one day I'll say "lol" and I'll get called a twat or stared at blankly

Perhaps with that very expression

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:51, archived)

i see goatsie in things

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:46, archived)

oh yes

I can't even look at a tunnel now or an arched bridge of the suitable shape reflecting on water without smirking.

that's just mental :D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:52, archived)

i am no longer replused by goastse.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:47, archived)

infact, it's completely normal

look up a friend today :D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:52, archived)

B3ta made me gay

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:50, archived)

I hope you took it like a man?

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:52, archived)

Repeatedly

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:54, archived)

and the world is a better place for it

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:52, archived)

Huzzah!

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:54, archived)

it wasn't b3ta

you big mincing nancy boy, it was that short spell in prison you did.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:54, archived)

banged up chokey action

yay

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:57, archived)

But my spell in the nick came after i discovered b3ta

After b3ta, I didn't seem wrong to fuck kids. Unfortunately the law thought different

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:08, archived)

what are judges like?

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:15, archived)

I tell people i'm going to cunt them in the fuck

They look at me strange, and my mum won't let me in her house anymore

(

I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:02, archived)

you'll have to break in

and smear excrement all over the walls

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:08, archived)

and then take a picture and tattyshop it!

Good plan

(

I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:08, archived)

yes, remember if the picture is taken by you and displayed publicly, and not by the police and used in court as evidence against you it's art

and therefore can't be questioned! :D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:10, archived)

pfft

damn those art destroying coppers.
They've already stolen my "beaten up granny" and my "mistreated children" works

(

I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:14, archived)

hmm

maybe you shouldn't display them, and just keep them as part of a private collection, tho of course, they'll only really have a financial value after you are dead :/

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:30, archived)

I should ning at people I know across the street

Also every little silly idea I have, now has the phrase 'ooooooh that would be so funny on b3ta'

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:12, archived)

yes yes post it all :D

you know, in the future, when everything is finally covered in silver foil to make it look all space age historians will look back on this site and ponder.

and then say to each other "bum wees!" "tell me again human" and all that, we are leaving a legacy for the future, perhaps making the world a better place for kittins.

yay =^.^=

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:33, archived)

(

P3te "the Meat", Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:27, archived)

funny because it's tragic!

I mean true :D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:34, archived)

Good 'ning everyone!

*waves*

(

Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:30, archived)

*licks battery*

(

gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:31, archived)

*licks robot*

ning

(Farmer Brown home grown since, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:34, archived)

you in a licky mood?

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:36, archived)

*licks*

guess we all are.

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:40, archived)

ning all

*licks eyelids*

(

Your watch is BACK, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:42, archived)

hahaha

i hope he's got oil to lubricate those

(

Lynxkitten, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:45, archived)

hahahaha

Poor Bleep.

(

Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:57, archived)

haha

'ning

(

tipassoi, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:24, archived)

Yay! Four days til I go...

(

busy phil is still bloody busy, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:20, archived)

any reason?

(

gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:22, archived)

Haven't got further then the Isle of Wight yet

so I'm making up for some lost time...

(

busy phil is still bloody busy, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:34, archived)

woo!

im on the isle of wight!

(Farmer Brown home grown since, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:35, archived)

I can see the lovely Isle of Wight...

from Bournemouth goddam it!

EDIT: You can make out a polar bear when you look to the left of the needles from where I'm stood.

(

busy phil is still bloody busy, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:37, archived)

tis lovely this morning, :)

all sunny n stuff.

(Farmer Brown home grown since, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:40, archived)

Did you come out of cowes backwards and steaming?

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:37, archived)

*Steals joke to poke fun at Isle of Wightian collegue*

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busy phil is still bloody busy, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:41, archived)

you mean..

..."the isle of wight hair and beauty training centre"

(Farmer Brown home grown since, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:43, archived)

*Learns how to spell "colleague"*

Ooops... I think I need to attend the isle of wight hair and beauty training centre, they might teach me how to spel!

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busy phil is still bloody busy, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:48, archived)

i read it as the college.

pah

(Farmer Brown home grown since, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:25, archived)

you'd think that was original...

.

...moo

(Farmer Brown home grown since, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:42, archived)

Careful..

..of the 'guin flu!

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entropy_uk www.andrewtatham.com/blog, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:23, archived)

Hahaha...

so no eating 'guin meat off of street stalls then?

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busy phil is still bloody busy, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:34, archived)

needs more top hat

woo

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:23, archived)

Paul Daniels nicked it for a Tesco advert...

the swine!

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busy phil is still bloody busy, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:35, archived)

Hehe

Whimsy tastic!

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:25, archived)

Mimsy?

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:28, archived)

flimsy

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:01, archived)

Hurrah!

In four days I go to...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:29, archived)

*covers*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:34, archived)

Hahaha...

WaspBox does Kenya... Yay!

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busy phil is still bloody busy, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:36, archived)

kenya believe it!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:38, archived)

Alaska...

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busy phil is still bloody busy, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:39, archived)

Somalia so true!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:41, archived)

norway!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:43, archived)

Ohio

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:02, archived)

nirobi?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:43, archived)

hahahahaha

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:51, archived)

'NING

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:20, archived)

kill jews you must

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:23, archived)

silly gaijintendo

mel gibson is not yoda

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:26, archived)

when my age you are,

be this pissed you will not

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:27, archived)

CLEARLY!

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:29, archived)

heh

he's going to use his hitler power!!

oh my!! what a silly hitler!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:40, archived)

omg, it had to happen....

Damn work browser's playing up (stupid work firewall's gay)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:51, archived)

CFB

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:54, archived)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:55, archived)

I found a photo of a cat on the internets

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:56, archived)

yeyyyyy

loads here

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:57, archived)

you seen this:

www.cuteoverload.com/ ?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:23, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:55, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:57, archived)

That's not a link

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:59, archived)

Didn't you know

when a cat is upsidedown they can't link?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:00, archived)

O RLY?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:06, archived)

YA RLY

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:09, archived)

^this

A printed off webpage and a staplegun to the cat's head later, cat rolled over. Clicked the link, got fuck all. Plus it killed the cat. NOT LISTENING TO YOU AGAIN!!!!

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:08, archived)

That just not true!:~(~~~~

Twas a nail gun.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:10, archived)

How can you have a gay firewall?

Are you Chris Moyles?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:22, archived)

ye......errrr no

No I am not.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:26, archived)

hahahahahahaha

i lvoe it, rellay levo it! oow!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:59, archived)

kick it Stalin!

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:09, archived)

have another zombie

ahhhhh, he had his mouth chewed off

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:51, archived)

That's essex girls for ya.

'ning mate. When do we get a Shaun one?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:52, archived)

Theres a Shaun on my site

Did him aaaaaaaaaaaaaages ago

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:54, archived)

I bet you did

you saucy minx you:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:58, archived)

yey

Doesn't he work in McDonalds?

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:52, archived)

WOO!

'Ning Toasty.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:53, archived)

ah, you're about then

where were you yesterday?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:54, archived)

i was in devonia

at the inlaws.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:22, archived)

ha ha!!

cunnilingus at the wrong time of the month

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:55, archived)

That's the right time of the month for cunnilingus.

Mmmmmmmm chewy bits

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:56, archived)

full of vitamin D!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:05, archived)

don't forget the iron

and the fruit flavours

www.b3ta.com/board/6248612

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:12, archived)

rainbow kisses all round

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:56, archived)

What happens if i don't want it?

EH?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:57, archived)

you'll just take it like a man

and be grateful

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:59, archived)

WYH

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:13, archived)

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