b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 29221 (Older | Newer)

# chalk/photoshop thingy
Chalk
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:13, archived)
# pretty good
concealing the photo ness quite well.
I'd be inclined to push it a bit further and maybe add some tiny areas of charcoal
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:18, archived)
# yeah good idea
these are pretty fun did you see the "water colour" i did yesterday??
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:21, archived)
# the cat?
yes, lovely
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:25, archived)
# thank you sir
:o)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:46, archived)
# wow!
nice new style!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)
# well hello
actually u inspired me - although i cant draw i am trying a few photoshop techniques :o)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:23, archived)
# me?
*asplodes with pride*
you are ALL of the better-than-me.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:31, archived)
# pfffft
not in a million years :o)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:46, archived)
# Get a room
;)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:57, archived)
# woo
a room! but alas no view :o)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:05, archived)
# Yeah, I think IVV did the same thing a while ago.
Have you tried doing something that doesn't involve other peoples tutorials yet?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:22, archived)
# yep i like this one
agree about the charcoal comment, but nonetheless better than any of my stuff
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:25, archived)
# thank ya
yeah i think i will try the charcoal thing :)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:47, archived)
# Woo for chalky children
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:26, archived)
# you are jim davidson
aicmfp!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:30, archived)
# hahaha
Do the accent! Do the accent! :P
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:32, archived)
# Um
I sincerely hope not. ENTIRELY different sort of chalky white :)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:33, archived)
# cor thats ace
:o)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:45, archived)
# I'm BACK!
Hello lovers, long time no see, but i'm back :D

(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:11, archived)
# Lully!
Welcome back!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:11, archived)
# Welcome Back!
Yay to Strip!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:13, archived)
# Hooray!
does it have reall spunking action?

and nice to see you.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:13, archived)
# Yus

plus "eagle eye action" when having a crafty wank.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:19, archived)
# *imports twentington dozen*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:31, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliant

woo yay
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:13, archived)
# hey dude
coolios long time no cheese :)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:19, archived)
# M' coleague
got a transformer knock off from ebay that was a gun and a robot. The trigger left you with much the same effect as this.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:13, archived)
# nice to see you
to see you... Nice!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:13, archived)
# hahah
nice
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:24, archived)
# sexbot now with warm salty water canon attachment
but try saving as a jpg so it isn't so massive

/rod for own back blog
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:27, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I thought you were dead.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:18, archived)
# Superb!
Hahahahah!
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 0:59, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:10, archived)
# wuteff?
That's ace.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:11, archived)
# WOO!
it's like that every day.

it's costing me a fortune in ties.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:11, archived)
# That's quite good.


But I am shunning you for ignoring me earlier.



/turns head away blog
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:12, archived)
# I WAS DRAWING
DEN PICTCHOOR AND COULDN'T DEN THE DEN REPLY!
*OFFERS YOU A JAFFAN CAKNES*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:12, archived)
# ALRIGHTS IN DEN
JAFFAN CAKNES ISN ET GOODS PEECE OFFERINK AND THERNT YOUR GETTIN ALL MY ATTENSHUNS AGIN.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:14, archived)
# BROAMS
VIOLENTL:Y IN THRE CORNER!

I HAS DEN THE DEN WITH THE NEED TO GO AND COOK MINESELF SOMES FOOD!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:16, archived)
# YAR
ITN BEINK BOOT THART TIEM FOR FOOD. YOUS CANT THENT TO DO THART IFSOME YOU LIEK.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:17, archived)
# what's he eating at the end?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:12, archived)
# Brilliant!
Woo!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:12, archived)
# Hahaha
Excellent.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:13, archived)
# crikey
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:24, archived)
# he had it coming
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:28, archived)
# I don't understand it....
...but I like it.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:21, archived)
# Evening


My strips not as yiff as JJ's but it does now have fluff.
Who do you wish you could draw like?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:04, archived)
# Chris Bachalo
and James Jean
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:06, archived)
# Kelly Jones III

and Jim Aparo
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:08, archived)
# never liked Aparo's Joker
weirdly shaped face
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:22, archived)
#
discount frigging
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:06, archived)
#
cheers for pointing that out I'll sort that out right awa... hey wait a minute!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:07, archived)
# I wish I could Draw like Penny Crayon.. Yay!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:06, archived)
# i bet you draw a lady with big boobies and a tight mimsy
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:09, archived)
# ...a Big Mimsy and Tight Boobies...?
I'd draw a Super Space Fighter and fly to Distant Galaxies.
Because I have a mental age of 7...
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:12, archived)
# I've been told I hav e the man tackle of a 7 year old
And I aint giving them back, they'll stay in the fridge forever.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:37, archived)
# NURSES.
my problems where getting a bit less, until JollyJack decided to post Nurse Sally...

...and for that, i thank him.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:10, archived)
# Ian Gibson
Woo!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:12, archived)
# i like all of your strips
they are ace

i just thought i'd tell you that
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:15, archived)
# Salleeeee.

(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:53, archived)
# Would!
So very very hard!
Woo!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:53, archived)
# haha
i take it you haven't had any for a while then :)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:53, archived)
# taht's the noise I just made
when I saw the mess I just made

*wants Jolly Jack to stick to drawing sexy human females*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:54, archived)
# I draw what people ask for.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:56, archived)
# we've been asking for sexy nuns for ages and you've not done that.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:57, archived)
# he did
you missed it

now wild haslet.......
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:57, archived)
# I did them though.


(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:58, archived)
# Yay!
The trick is to ask for what he was going to draw anyway...
(=^-^=)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:23, archived)
# AAAhhh!!
He'll get a pooey tentacle!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:54, archived)
# It's not gone that far north....yet.....
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:56, archived)
# really?
she has a love-trough that far up?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:56, archived)
# If you look at the angle......
....it's curving round onto her hip....
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:58, archived)
# HEY - stay outta my fantasy!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:02, archived)
# stop teasing us.
us me
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:57, archived)
# haha
oh dear
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:54, archived)
# oh dear
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:55, archived)
# *falls over and faints*
now i want more!

also, i believe i owe you a drink now ;)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:55, archived)
# go away.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:55, archived)
# *cunts in the fuck*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:32, archived)
# Huzzah!
Salleeeee, Salleeee, pride of our alleeeeey
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:55, archived)
# Ha ha!
I was waiting for the first Gracie Fields impression.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:58, archived)
# *licks*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:56, archived)
# YES!
YES YES!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:56, archived)
# She looks like she needs some help...
*Opens Bottle of Kronenburg Blanc*
Yep.. She's definitely in trouble...
*Sits Down*
*Stares*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:56, archived)
# A perfectly good picture...
...ruined by tenticles.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:56, archived)
#
picture nurse, ruined raped
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:58, archived)
# This
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:00, archived)
# so po faced...
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:33, archived)
# Christ!
Woo as always to your astounding drawing skills

(Am I the only one who finds the combination of sex and tentacles something of a turn-off?)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:57, archived)
# No.
Tentacles are only sexy to people with acne. Fact.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:58, archived)
# maybe you haven't had the right tentacle up you?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:58, archived)
# That's a bit rude!


I usually browse the web with my Mother. Was embarrassed when that popped up and I had to explain to Mother that I hadn't expected to see smut whilst we browsed together today. She's very disappointed with me now.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:57, archived)
# You showed her b3ta?
Hmm...
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:59, archived)
# I would call this entire site Not Safe for Mum
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:00, archived)
# sexy mums!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:02, archived)
# filth!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:00, archived)
# Yay!
All I can say is *Schlup*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:09, archived)
# Haha, very nice.
With regards to this, I didn't see Helga in the list. Definately more Helga!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:14, archived)
# A friend wanted some wildlife pics for a job interview
He wanted them presented differently, does this look ok?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:48, archived)
# Yes,
but those Polaroids will fade after a few years. How long does he intend to keep the job for?

I done photos too on chortleberry.com. There is a butterfly!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:49, archived)
# Well.. Oi Loikes it I does...
...
Very Noice...
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:49, archived)
# brented!
perspex houses
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:49, archived)
#




(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:50, archived)
# pffft
you were too loud

The Neville got scared
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:07, archived)
# He is so meek.



Like a pie.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:08, archived)
# I HAS
BIN DRAWING DEN PICTURE WIF DEN OFFICE BASE ADVENTUING!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:12, archived)
# lully
what job is he going for?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:50, archived)
# it's a kind of design job
so he really should be doing it himself but he's bluffing it!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:57, archived)
# swine
hit him with an axe and tell him to do it himself.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:16, archived)
# cool
but if you're aiming for 'out of bounds' like at worth1000, try to have the photos 'facing' each other, so the tiger isn't having to climb around the borders
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:50, archived)
# facing each other?
do you mean not overlapping?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:57, archived)
# In the mood I'm in at the moment,
I'd have to say that's the nicest thing I've seen all day. Most lully.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:54, archived)
# aw
thank you
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:58, archived)
# excellent!
top stuff
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:55, archived)
# Why settle for a boring old tiger


When you could have a kittin made out of puppies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111oneone!!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:55, archived)
# that's utterly bonkers!
and fantastic all at once
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:57, archived)
#
Your one crazy cat!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:59, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:47, archived)
# How can we ever respect you again
now that you've done that?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:47, archived)
# christ!
you optimised that so much i can't read it!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:48, archived)
# My eyes are failing
what does it say?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:48, archived)
# I was too lazy to do it properly
so it's some copy about the Norfolk prostitutes that I blurred out intentionally, just to fill it out a bit
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:50, archived)
# Suffolk......
I've still got the Norfolk ones in my Cellar....
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Heh
No mention of shepherds washing their socks, I see.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:55, archived)
# pfft
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:55, archived)
# Arf!
...manger...
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:58, archived)
# LoViNg ALl ThE CaPiTaLs
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:45, archived)
# My favorite Spice Girl was always Melony C...
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:40, archived)
# Would!
More so now.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:41, archived)
# hahaha! top shop!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:41, archived)
# i would

just cut a hole in her head at just the right size and bobs your uncle.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:41, archived)
# I bobbed my uncle once
he didn't like it
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:43, archived)
# i bet her was a witch
did you burn him?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:45, archived)
# bloody hell
*tries to come up with smut based around 'juice'*

*fails*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:42, archived)
# *takes the pith*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:43, archived)
# pfffh :)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:42, archived)
# i'd like to see
her melons...
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:43, archived)
# they'd at least be 'juicy'
and sweet to the taste
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:12, archived)
# *Waits for Lemony C*
Haha...
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:44, archived)
# *agrees*
great work Miss

woo!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:48, archived)
# wow
juicy
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:55, archived)
# Topshop!
Most woo!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:55, archived)
# doink!
That's fab. It's even got her smile!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:59, archived)
# Arf!
Tha'ss fab!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:19, archived)
# she's
beautiful!

*eats*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:35, archived)
# Never would've before
But definetly would now!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)
# imagin getting into a
fight with the fucker!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)
# You didn't like Melony Bee much then?
* whittles up a lil sum sum *

(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)
# Le Sigh.™

(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:28, archived)
# Hehe
On another note...



800 posts! Woo!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:30, archived)
# Congrats
and woooooooo to the pandooooooooooooooooooes
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:31, archived)
# Aww
Ta muchly!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:33, archived)
# woo!
well done
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:32, archived)
# congratumilationalisationalisticifillicationals!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:33, archived)
#
I bet ya can't say that after a few beers!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:35, archived)
# i can't say it now
/hare-lip
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:38, archived)
# hahaha..
*hopes that was a joke....*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:45, archived)
# *stroms off in a huff*
yes, it was a joke
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:46, archived)
# That's easy for you...
Oh, wait, I'm getting a strange dejavu feeling.

How difficult would it be to make a random ridiculous congratulation generator, do you think?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:44, archived)
# hurrah!
that number will get higher.....
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:34, archived)
# Well done!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:35, archived)
#
haha awesome hat!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:36, archived)
# Congrats!
And woo to your pandastack
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:36, archived)
# congrats!
not far behind you! though been here a couple of years longer :P
And i missed my b3ta day 9 days ago :
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:41, archived)
# Yay...
Congrats-Your-Pants-Down!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:42, archived)
# hurrah :)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:42, archived)
# Wooo yay
and regarding your post earlier: don't retire... just pick up the pace a bit :D
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:30, archived)
# Or retire.


Retiring is good and nice. Try it.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:32, archived)
# *retires*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:33, archived)
# Yes.
It is almost bed time.


Yawns.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:47, archived)
# WOLF did you realise your FP
has apparently made it on to a BNP website? Haha! I swear someone linked it yesterday?!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:34, archived)
# hahahahh
Really? whats the link, They'd better get it removed sharpish.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:38, archived)
#
I dunno matey, someone deffo linked it!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:41, archived)
# Stupid cunts.............. I found it
www.nofear.org/Archives/2005/07/cashing_in_on_t.html#more


It's good to see that any situation can create an opportunity. Nofear HQ received a missive only this morning detailing a new style rucksack already being produced in large quantities by our diminutive friends in China.

As the blurb says 'Asian? Sikh of being treated like a terrorist? ... No more stares rucksack - Completely Transparent'

(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:45, archived)
# Blimey
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:50, archived)
#
Now your linked with the BNP - Arg!
Wait for the knock mate!!!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:55, archived)
# I'm positive Micto's gonna kill me . . .



(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:08, archived)
# ahaha
that's the good kind of bad.

possibly the worst pun I've ever seen on here.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)
# you sure?
What about the mini's tree of sound?



(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:14, archived)
# Oooof and double Ooof
the powers of pun are strong with this one
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:17, archived)
# EEP!
Pun over exposure!

Here, take this pill . . .


(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:18, archived)
# *flatline*
its too late for me Dave, take Micto and save yourselves!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:20, archived)
# *arranges underclothing*


(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:21, archived)
# I hope you cleaned up first
...



*gets coat*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:24, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:19, archived)
# no, find a pun that I haven't done . . .



(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:20, archived)
# That's great.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:22, archived)
# i did it first
i bet money i did
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:23, archived)
# 3p
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:23, archived)
# you don't have much faith in me
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:24, archived)
# They both say 12/11/06
in the properties

we'll call it a draw


(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:25, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/2186399

2003, as it goes (it redexes, as i moved hosts)

your silence speaks volumes, human
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:26, archived)
# I'm going home now
where there must and shall be aspirin
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:23, archived)
# leeeeeeeeeet me atom!!
scoobie shnacks!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Hahaha
You really are The King of puns!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:11, archived)
# you're ion pun drugs again!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Negative, human!


(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:13, archived)
# curl up and diode
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Hahaha
it gets worse!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:16, archived)
# Thass nice, innit!?
If TLH were here, you couldn't resistor


(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:17, archived)
# you just keep soldering on with the puns!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:30, archived)
# We seem to be going round in circuits now
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:34, archived)
# oh dave, your knowledge of puns knows no boundaries.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:11, archived)
# pfft
But, as a chemist, I feel I must point out that on the scale of your nuclei the electrons would not be visible.

*Awaits cries of "Geek!"*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:17, archived)
# How the feck do you know?
You ashally evar seen one?


(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Yes
But only when I squint REALLY hard
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:20, archived)
# Cor!
Then I'll edit the picture . . .


(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Lovely
That's absolutely perfect now - nearly as I remember them looking....except they were green
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:23, archived)
# i'm browsing this on a wap device
as i travel to your present location
brandishing a cleaver
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Mmmmm!
Cleavage . . .


(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:19, archived)
# hahaaha
woooo


*throws fish*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Crikey!
What are muon?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Quark are you talking about?


(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:22, archived)
# Stop meson about
;)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:28, archived)
# hhahahaha!
here, have a walnut.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:22, archived)
# Thankyou
have the superfluous 'l' back


(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:22, archived)
# You don't want that?
that's the best bit.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:24, archived)
# save it for Dick Beattie's Christmas dinner!


(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:26, archived)
# pun!!!!!

Afternooooooooon :)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:30, archived)
# hahahahahah
=)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:43, archived)
# Up and atom!
Up and at them!

UP AND ATOM!

UP AND AT THEM!

thanks for reminding me of that Simpsons episode :)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
High order punnage!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:47, archived)
# sigh.™............ Suffering SHD seasonal Hummus disorder
rebranding to appeal to the younger generation


(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:02, archived)
# aaahhhhhhh
:D
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:05, archived)
# hmm I think I should plan
my retirement from b3ta and become a lurker,
not had one good idea since the one and only FP years ago........
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:06, archived)
# i disagree
your CAKIES post is my favourite thing on b3ta
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:19, archived)
# HMM Cakies......
searches, to try to remember it
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:26, archived)
# that's what i should have done from the very beginning.
i never actually post anything.
but one fine day...
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:20, archived)
# I don't get it,
And I claim my . . . pounds?
bah! just saw the younger generation bit, gotcha, :)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:13, archived)
# thirty two thoushand pounds
any fucker can get £32,000
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:26, archived)
# thousand times thousand pounds
PERHAPCS?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:31, archived)
# *ponders*
NAR!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:32, archived)
# i've seen this aicmtttp type stuff before,
i seem to recall someone explaining it to me before, but i'm buggered if i can remember what it means.
therefore ris?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:20, archived)
# AICMFP = and i collect my five points...
is a refrence to supermarket sweep... apparently... i HATED it!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:26, archived)
# Missed out on 2 compos so I though I'd mash 'em together. Arse Cress

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:00, archived)
# fantastische!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:01, archived)
# 16% Unacceptable
:D
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:01, archived)
# I hope you're proud of that.


(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Pretty little noses???
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:19, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:05, archived)
# SHOW ME HOW!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:06, archived)
# I believe
everything written in teh sans.
*enrols*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)
# Available here, perhaps...?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:13, archived)
# Seasonal Treat
.
John the Baptist Cheese Ball
accompanied by Salami

.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:00, archived)
# Lollls.
Loll loll loll loll finnin loll!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:02, archived)
# this is all of the woo!
and looks yummy
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:05, archived)
# go you!
that's good that is
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:28, archived)
# *groan*
That's bad.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:10, archived)
# Lest we forget.


Too subtle??
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:47, archived)
# nope
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Too predictable.


Try again. Harder.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:48, archived)
# Hahaha
not at all...
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:48, archived)
# Peppers
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:49, archived)
# Hehe
Nice one
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:51, archived)
# he seems to fit quite well
woo
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:51, archived)
# oh dear...
here he comes...

(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:54, archived)
# Pepper is wanking you watch
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:55, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:58, archived)
# I read that as
Pepper's Wanking Match

Now that's something I'd like to see.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:43, archived)
# Omg
now that deffo gives me teh fear!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:56, archived)
# he's so diddy
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:58, archived)
# Don't be fooled
He's got a wang like a baby's arm.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:59, archived)
# and an arm like a baby's wang
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:00, archived)
# ba dumm
tssshhh
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:02, archived)
# And ironically
An arm like a babies wang.

DAMN YOU QUICK POSTING MILF!!!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:00, archived)
# AHA!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:01, archived)
# and an arm like a baby's wang
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:02, archived)
# and a baby like an arm's wang
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:02, archived)
# and a baby wang like an arm... in theThames
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:04, archived)
# haha that's great!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:59, archived)
# he was in teh movies too
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:29, archived)
# Haha that looks well good!
:)
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 0:40, archived)
# needs more Eddie Jackson
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:53, archived)
# doesn't everything?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:56, archived)
# arf
that guy
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:57, archived)
# *pokes*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:26, archived)
# You bet
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:02, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:05, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:56, archived)
# lol
I'm still laughing at your reply here too
www.b3ta.com/board/6626438
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:58, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:02, archived)
# For the next hour we will control all that you see and hear
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:59, archived)
# its like where waldo :D
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:00, archived)
# The Boards Looking too Good... Better bring the Quality Average down a bit...

Got bored at work and did a Photo-Accurate Self Portrait of me on a beach...
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)
# That's even given my fear teh fear!!
woooo though as it has a beach in it and is freaky yay!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:49, archived)
# ^^
I agree totally, thats well freaky!!!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:52, archived)
# why can you not handle
the board looking good for a minute?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:56, archived)
# I'm a Masochist...
...or a Sadist..
Or Something...

Ermmm Sorry.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:59, archived)
#

Who should I draw next?
Kat, Scarlet, Chloe, Helga, Hilary or Nurse Sally?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:36, archived)
# YAY! :)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:36, archived)
# I wouldn't want to be around in a few minutes when he vomits it all up!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# Aww
He looks coolio!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# he does indeed look like he's spent most of his life
living in some gangster paradise
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Oooof
and woo to the pic!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)
# somebody's locked in the closet
somebody's ringing the bell
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:46, archived)
#
Oh dear.....
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:53, archived)
# ha
Ginsters paradise, more like
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:56, archived)
# woo!
edit: you know what i want, please draw it.
you shall be paid in a free drink if i ever come to a bash in the not so distant future (100% promise!)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# I like the cat.
Can we have more of the cat please?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:38, archived)
# with tits?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:38, archived)
# Sans tits.


I want a kittin for Christmas.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
# Ah, yes
Go for the alloys instead, maybe a sunroof.
Any breed in particular?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:41, archived)
# I don't know about breeds.
I want a sleek, black kittin.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Excellent
Get one with go-faster stripes and a cd player.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)
# OKays.
It has to be a CD player that plays mp3s though.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)
# yay cat
*likes cat*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:51, archived)
# where's the animal sex?
and the telescopic pole?!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:38, archived)
# I had to look hard to find a suggestion that didn't include either.....
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:39, archived)
# and the ginger?!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
# here! *raises hand*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:57, archived)
# ah, there you are.
*shoots*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)
# Awwww...
A Cutie Pet Dragon...

Draw Scarlet Drawing the Others..
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:39, archived)
# TJ: FONTS
is there any font that is a\ typically French?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:39, archived)
# Atypically French?
:P
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
# HA! piss! i can't even put a strikethrough it :D
...*edit* although
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:41, archived)
# just have a look through here
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:47, archived)
# uhm
any german font?

din, gothic
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Nah
French is all swirly
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)
# yeah, I know
but I thought he was looking for a-french (non-french) fonts

meh
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:46, archived)
# ^^^^
^_^
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:48, archived)
# try here, a great site for free fonts... 6500+ of the buggers
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:57, archived)
# I want a pet dragon
That am totally woo!!
(did you post a link to the north pole tenticle story?)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
# Said story isn't finished.
....I've miss-placed the damn notes I made for the last part....
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
# Have you tried the pocket-watch pocket
of your waistcoat?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Yes.
It's full of little plastic hinges from 7 'Hungry Hungry Hippos' games.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:44, archived)
# how hard is it to remember tits and tentacles?
:P
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)
# I find it hard.


I always end up drawing titticles. :(
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:46, archived)
# Damn it!
go draw more boobies as compensation!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)
# Um
Scarlet please and woo to the dragon! :)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
# ahhh cute
Nurse Sally in the waterfall from the end of her first story
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Go away
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)
# Or if not
and you must draw one of you anthro wank fantasies, please make it festive and draw kat stuffing a christmas tree down Pips japs eye. Sideways. Pip also has tinsel wrapped round his little penguin cock, and is shitting in the squirrels cunt
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:58, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:00, archived)
# Draw that photo of that cat
that is saying 'I do not understand you'. I forget whose it is.

And naturally, add tits.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)
# Smashing drawing
Woo

NURSE SALLY PLEASE
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:44, archived)
# Tandem Hangliding
Scarlet piloting while Kat takes photos.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)
# Chloe
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:46, archived)
# YOU FILTHY YIFFER
:)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:47, archived)
# why not draw hilary?
not seen her for a bit...
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Woo! Nurse Sally!
or Scarlet!



(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:48, archived)
# ...or both
the idea of this alone has hereby caused me to faint.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)
# hmmmm
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:48, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
can I buy a vowel?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:49, archived)
# R E S ?
I don't get it

ok ok, squits
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:52, archived)
# Genius!
Hahaha love it!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:53, archived)
# yay!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:56, archived)
# ha
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:59, archived)
# BROWN BALL SHEMALE?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Winner!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:19, archived)
# Hmmm...
I'll take a Z...

a Q...

and another Q...

And the vowel?
...the Batman symbol.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Nurse Sally
with tits
...
..
.

D'oh.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:48, archived)
# woohoo!
top dragonage
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)
# GANG BANG!!!
that is all
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:52, archived)
# ALL OF THEM!!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:56, archived)
# More
dungeons and dragons type hero stuff says I. I have a host of your sketches that I plan to ink and color ( I did ask ) this Chrimbo and I'm always fond of the fantasy stuff ( fur is a pain in the ass to color ;)) I shall post my efforts soon.

(I showed you this when I asked about coloring your stuff, so you knew I was not going to make a turd out of your lovely work )
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:01, archived)
# nice
colours dude.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:04, archived)
# is that rhino doing her one up the wrong un?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:46, archived)
# Yay!
Nurse Sally please - we've missed her charms!

(and her norks)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Kat!
Kat, always Kat!

cos she's about the only one we get in non-sexual situations these days...
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:58, archived)
# Ghost of Saddam?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:33, archived)
# He's an angel?
....Whoa... thats pretty deep...
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:34, archived)
# George Bush is Cashy AICMFP
woo!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:34, archived)
# what?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Is Saddam dead?
Edit: After checking some news sites, it appears unlikely that he is dead.

I would like someone to confirm this though as I'm concerned about my current affairs knowledge as a result of this post.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# eh?
checks BBC site
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:38, archived)
# Wheeeeeeee
I actually did some work there for a minute... never fear I'm back to normal now... here to mark this momentous occaision have a picturrrrrrrree:



tis for the panto I'm going to be in, and none of you are invited so don't ask for tickets :P :D
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:27, archived)
# I want tickets!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)
# You can't handle the tickets!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:29, archived)
# Are they made of lard?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:33, archived)
# sulphuric acid I think
Otherwise I would have said: No but you can wrestle naked in them :D
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:35, archived)
# oh wow!
that's really quite wonderful
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)
# :D
thankeeeeeeess ginger fiddler
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:29, archived)
# hmm
I'm sure I didn't used to be ginger... It all started when 4dam replied to one of my posts
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:29, archived)
# his ginge will infect the world!!
*checks mirror*

I seem to be clear for now.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)
# can i get some tickets?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)
# No :P
the play is over 50kb, you wouldn't have any fun...:P
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Ha ha!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)
# pffft
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# Cat in wellies!
Ace as always :D
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:29, archived)
# Thank you sir
Whatever happened to that little crocodile thinger, I liked them strips I did!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:31, archived)
# Haha, Asprinuck and Crocostop.
Sadly my hummus dried up. If you wouldn't mind lending me some of yours I think it may be time for a revival :D
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:34, archived)
# I seem to be having a shortage
I'm living on borrowed hummus with the b3tabet right now
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:35, archived)
# Top stuff!
Woo!


(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:29, archived)
# Thank you
and thank you :D
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:31, archived)
# oooh ace drawing!
and I wasn't going anyway. phu!
*crosses arms and turns around*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:29, archived)
# :D
you're too far away anyway :P
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:33, archived)
# there is only a small sea between me and that island of the damned you kids call britain.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:35, archived)
# I yiff in your general direction!
Your mother was a fox with breasts, and your father smelled of pedigree chum!

woo!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:29, archived)
# The panto is puss in boots
its the only reason there's yiff involved... I'm starting to long for a jack with a beanstalk ;)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)
# I got a few magic beans for you...
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)
# They look more like peas to me
......
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:35, archived)
# well, they're green i'll give you that
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# and shiney?
have you seen a doctor about that?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:39, archived)
# nice kitty
(refrains from the obvious)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)
# I completed my series of
welll im not sure what i was doing edit : nsf... w
img144.imageshack.us/my.php?image=noesp034vq4.jpg
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:31, archived)
# Yiff?
hehehe woo!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:33, archived)
# Oooh, now that IS all of the ace,
very nicely drawn
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Why thank you
did you see my response to your criticism of my mornington crescent skills?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:33, archived)
# I'll have you know Dave the Hat and I are Grandmasters in the game
and must point out that although you were correct, you failed to notice
that Pollopions 'nid' had been invoked on the diagonal,
it's given as red when circling the district line routes :-)

/tell 'er Dave, go on, tell 'er! ;-)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:38, archived)
# Yes but if you had paid attention to the first part of that sequence
Picadilly overode such moves as that making them invalid on the diagonal in the first place. that move was incorrect thus making mine thoroughly acceptable.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
# hmm, but the Oxford Street Christmas lights are now up,
which negates the requirement to move back into Picadilly.

anyway..

'The Embankment'...
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:46, archived)
# Oooooh nasty
I suppose I'm stuck with

'Kennington Lane'
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:48, archived)
# Hmmm...
Euston road
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:51, archived)
# Peckham Hill
you're making this easy now.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:58, archived)
# hehehe, but I've just forced you into nid,
meaning I can now invoke tuttington's last double level ruling with....

Picadilly Circus!

Ha!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Sorry
This is my rest period


(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 8:25, archived)
# yay!
that's splendid
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Thankees
not a patch on your dancing santa I was almost ashamed to push it down the page!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:34, archived)
# tish and pish!
'tis lovely :)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# all of my woo am belonging to you!!
but i want it back later!!!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Ok a woo loan... whats the interest on that?
yay ammount?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:36, archived)
# it is a variable rate...
...dependant on the b3ta of England's Houpla rate and PANOWIE index!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
# hahaha
we've created a new wall street...

firewall street.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Can it be milked?




*honk!*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:31, archived)
# Yes!
thats how jack makes his fortune and marries the princes.... by selling cat milk to the villagers
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# spiffing
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:31, archived)
# Ta :)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# splend
ed
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)
# Thank
yees
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# *punches ticket*
here puss puss puss puss puss!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)
# oi! I already warned you - you're barred!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:34, archived)
# Wow
I do like your style
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:33, archived)
# :D
Thank you very much :)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:38, archived)
# Cor!
Jack seems to have a very long Beanstalk
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:35, archived)
# Giant even
one could say
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:38, archived)
# Hurrah
for Puss in Boots. Unless it's supposed to be Snow White, in which case I'm sorry :)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:36, archived)
# haha
you are a silly
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# Moi?
Not as silly as you, because you are a big silly, so there.

*runs away*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)
# Spot on oh sexy one
how are you this afternoon?

*hugs*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:42, archived)
# I am very well
I made snickerdoodles from Nigella's Domestic Goddess book this morning, so am feeling happy and smug :D
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:52, archived)
# Mrowr :D
*likes*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:36, archived)
# *licks*
Afterning sir
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:44, archived)
# *Purrs......or rather; attempts too but ends up sounding like lawnmower*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:47, archived)
# At least you don't sound like that giant robot
:D
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:51, archived)
# Wonder how many kids that thing deafened?
8\
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:55, archived)
# Moggy in Fuck Me Boots!
yaysers
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:38, archived)
# Its always about the pepperoni with you
:D *snogs*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:42, archived)
# I read that as Mongy
I am now quite disturbed...
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:55, archived)
# Oh blimey
I haven't met him, but I've seen his bollocks.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Wowsers
You is a Proper Drawist!

Puddy Tat Puddy Tat where have you been?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)
# Grazie
:D
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:46, archived)
# you're like Jolly Jack...but with lady bits :)


hurrah!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:51, archived)
# AICMFP


Evil dictator or mild mannered old man enjoying christmas dinner...You Decide
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:27, archived)
# hahah
class
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)
# which one?
/c/o. The obvious reply Co.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
General Beattie has a nice sound to it.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:29, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)
# hahaha
Nice
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:34, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)
# We all knew the quo were behind the school shooting,
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:23, archived)
# I hate narcoleptic people*


* may not know any narcoleptic people
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:24, archived)
# You mean narcoleptic...
A soporific drug that produces an uncontrollable desire to sleep
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:26, archived)
# There's a few posters on here
who have that effect on me
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:34, archived)
# No...
I think narcolepsy is what is being referred to above.

Sufferers of this condition fall asleep when their brains become excited.

They are called narcoleptics, or narcoleptic people.

(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:46, archived)
# What is the source image here?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:25, archived)
# Live Aid
behind the scenes
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:25, archived)
# Live AIDS
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:26, archived)
# good or bad?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)
# so-so
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Um
Its a shooting at a school in Kent State USA
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:27, archived)
# he won't hit much lying like that
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:27, archived)
# *bites lip*
PFFFFFFT
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)
# please link it
pictures of corpses should be a matter of choice

ta
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:29, archived)
# i really really hope that that's not a genuine corpse
:(
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:26, archived)
# DEAD OR ALIVE YOU'RE COMING WITH ME
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
You have 30seconds to comply
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Pretend it's a flid trying to do push-ups
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)
# *laughs like a utter fool*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)
# Unfortunately it is.
There's a couple folk songs about it.

"You better stop, hey-ey, what's that sound..."

*burns bra*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Sorry
I'm afraid it is.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:31, archived)
# shot in the mouth eh
that's some drastic dental measures
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:33, archived)
# Was that the Columbine school shooting?


I remember doing a Nelson's Columbine post at the time. Usually relied on to be tasteful, me.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:29, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)
# wow
those kids have had their Ready Brek
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:31, archived)
# Haha
The seams are strong in this one ;)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:34, archived)
# It was a long time ago!
there's not really been much improvement since though
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# ;)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)
# Hahaha
Very clever!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Nastiness
But the Quo ROXOR!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:35, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds