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# Dune. Spice. Desert Planet. Gear. Da good shit.
No wonder Guild Navigators are a bit secretive.

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:26, archived)
# excellent expressionism
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:27, archived)
# ha!
made me fnar!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:27, archived)
# Nice - i like this
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:28, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:29, archived)
# HAHAHA
this wins at the internets!

please have this in return
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:30, archived)
# Nice!
WY
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:30, archived)
# you will live out your life in a pain amplifier
for that insolence!

pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:39, archived)
# hahahaha
not enough Dune jokes on the board these days
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:47, archived)
# 'Ning, chums!
Advent calendar for today:



Pip pip!

Dr. W.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:24, archived)
# good arse
(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:25, archived)
# toodle toodle!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:25, archived)
# haha woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:25, archived)
# Ha ha
You'd do a roaring trade I'm sure!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:25, archived)
# I love these instalments!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:27, archived)
# I'm guessing
snow white is going commando..
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:46, archived)
# Yay...
...and not Too Rude
Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:27, archived)
# Woof
Ding-dong

/Boris Johnson
(jammietarts ..., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:36, archived)
# I bet
princess jasmin has soiled her undees
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:54, archived)
# I'll do anything to avoid actually getting on with my work.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:20, archived)
# his beard is in the pasta!
eeeuuurrggh!
AND HE HAS WHITE HANDS!

RACIST MINSTREL!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:21, archived)
# His beard IS the pasta!

could I interest anyone in a subscription?


also: WHITE HANDS!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:33, archived)
# not with dried spunk on the top thanks
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:21, archived)
# What IS that?!
*prods with fork*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:23, archived)
# it's either
a)really white parmesan cheese
b)a grossly unhealthy dose of salt
c) dried up spunk
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:24, archived)
# d) all of the above?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:37, archived)
# its the Shavings from the SEAMS!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:24, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:25, archived)
# ha ha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:26, archived)
# ahh...seam dust. I should have known.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:26, archived)
# *fingers akimbo and head tilt*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:29, archived)
#
fingers legs
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:34, archived)
# Pfft
Needs more Garlic bread!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:23, archived)
# My cat's vomit looks like that...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:24, archived)
# but does it taste as good?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:24, archived)
# My cat's taste better i think...
Especially after he eats a Whiskas Prawn, Peas and Vegetable feast.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:26, archived)
# :|
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:29, archived)
# yes please
despite my dodgy morning after beer stomach
I'm starving
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:24, archived)
# needs more blasta
and erm, other words
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:25, archived)
# erm..
maybe it's coke?
(Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:16, archived)
# ACK!
IT BURNS!

Hee, you big silly :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:18, archived)
# SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG!
woo but SPANG!


oh... and SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:18, archived)
# Haha - i like it!
*clicks
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:20, archived)
# The sharp
turning of their heads is a bit freaky!

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:21, archived)
# A-purling
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:25, archived)
# I know it's purile, but I give you...
A gay in a manger



(I helped save b3ta! DickieDoesDallas eshews witty slogans, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:07, archived)
# *chortle*
to pissed to ad lib!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:09, archived)
# Jesus is gay?
Is that a real photograph?

Do we still have real photo sunday? I hope not
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:09, archived)
# it's on flickr now
www.flickr.com/groups/b3ta-realphotos/
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:09, archived)
# what is knullstrumpor?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:13, archived)
# it's swedish for fucksocks
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:15, archived)
# those kerazzy swedes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:22, archived)
# indeed we are :D
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:35, archived)
# but it's only wednesday!!1
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:10, archived)
# LMAOPLANEZ!!1
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:12, archived)
# today is definately not-real-photo-wednesday
I checked my diary
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:13, archived)
# Wednesday?
bollocks - forgot to put the bins out
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:13, archived)
# We three kings ...
and a queen ..
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:26, archived)
# FUCKIN' A!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:54, archived)
# This has teh Blessed in it
therefore it is the winnarr.
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)
# Utterly fantastic
you have made my day complete
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)
# never enough Blessed!
haha!
*edit* OOOOHHHH you big cheater!!!
thats over 120kb.....

:D
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)
# /feigns ignorance
I don't know what you are insinuating. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:08, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)
# sheer lunacy
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:56, archived)
# ^ this
Twice!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:20, archived)
# class.
you win!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:56, archived)
# HELL YEAH
I remember this series with fondness
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:56, archived)
# best thing
ever!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:58, archived)
# roflmaozomg!11!1
(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:00, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:01, archived)
# hahaha
this is the funniest thing i've seen on here in ages.

Fucking brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:05, archived)
# 'ning cheeky-chops
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:06, archived)
# Hey ho sexy pants!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:08, archived)
# These pance are made for sexin!
How are you on this rubbishly cold day?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:11, archived)
# Cor! They are indeed!
You really didn't need to send me photos, but i heartily appreciate them. I won't post them on the board though.

I'm grand thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:15, archived)
# I want to see pance!!1
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:18, archived)
# No human eyes can witness
the glory of my pance. Your head would asplode with the sheer majesty.
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:22, archived)
# I was actually talking about 4dam's
but yours will do I guess
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:23, archived)
# I'm sending you a picture of my massive cock, but it is so large
it is breaking the entire internet.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:27, archived)
# just got the pic
filesize: 1kb
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:30, archived)
# What can I say
I'm on dial up
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:31, archived)
# SPANG!
That's enough of your mucky pup antics fourdam :D
What shall I get for lunch? I'm edging towards soup
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:20, archived)
# Soup is a good idea
I have cup a soup, but it's not as good as real soup.

You sent the photos, not me you filthy strumpet!!1
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:25, archived)
# they were my pance
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:25, archived)
# *dies from too much spluffing*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:28, archived)
# heh heh :D
you kids ...
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:30, archived)
# shhh... don't say the 'K' word with 4dam around
it will send him into a salivating frenzy!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:32, archived)
# Cup a soup is distinctly un-braw
it's just savoury water. Ooh, I could just eat some ravioli actually.
Enough of your scurrilous filth, you cad!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:33, archived)
# Ravioli with cheese melted on top!
On toast!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)
# that sounds GREAT right now
thanks for the idea
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)
# Hahaha,
super :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:06, archived)
# WOO to the muther fuckin' YAY!
splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:07, archived)
# hahaha WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:10, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Cracking!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:14, archived)
# Good heavens.
So that's where my radiators went.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:22, archived)
# Just read the whole series - marvellous!
Good old John - I read that he listed his favourite drink as 'tea'
(I helped save b3ta! waxyone, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:25, archived)
# stealing radiators!
again!
genius
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)
# Ahhhh
we've missed these beauties
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaTadpole hasn't made a thing for the board, lazy chump, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Yes yes yes
hahaha, I've missed these, more please SBF!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:36, archived)
# Read all about it!
(dognutz, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:28, archived)
# 17/1 shot please
£20 on the nose.
Ta
(Nob Holeness Blockbuster madness, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:29, archived)
# i think that's a 12
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:30, archived)
# It Is?
Need to maximise my profits.
£20 on the longest odds please.
Braw
(Nob Holeness Blockbuster madness, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:36, archived)
# /talk have named him 'the suffolkator'
(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:35, archived)
# that's the first time /talk has ever amused me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:37, archived)
# hahaha ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:39, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6632543
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:39, archived)
# very efficient!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:46, archived)
# yet utterly pointless! Just how i like it.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:48, archived)
# hahaha woo yay hoopla etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:42, archived)
# fuck off back to /talk you utter ghey!
i hear you've had a hair cut!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:44, archived)
# Quiet Arselord!
Just for that, I'm going to stay and pander to the liberal left.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:46, archived)
# all /talk boarders are secret /board lurkers
with their little noses pressed up agaist the shop window

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:47, archived)
# Interesting. Do I at least get bonus points for being a lower member number than you?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)
# my word.... You are a HOOT!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)
# Agreed.
I've won awards, would you have it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:51, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)
# :-D
Like Fagin's urchins :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)
# hoorays...
my rouse was successful!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:48, archived)
# To be fair the term "ghey" had me thinking "chunt".
Well done member #44299
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:50, archived)
# fhuck ohff yhou bhald bhastard!
hmph! told you!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:53, archived)
#
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:04, archived)
# haha GO JOEY! GO JOEY! MMMNNNNNNNG!!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:28, archived)
# *grins*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That is terrible. I shouldn't have laughed at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:38, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:39, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:38, archived)
# on the 5th day of christmas my true love gave to me
5DEADWHORES!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:38, archived)
# 4 street corners
3 bloody tools
2 swollen necks
and a body in a grassy bank!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:41, archived)
# illustrate this with pictures
NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:47, archived)
# Your christmas days
Scare me!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:48, archived)
#
4 working girls
3 severed heads
2 total sluts
and a JAR OF HELMAN'S MAYONAISE!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)
# That's not Mayonaisse!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:50, archived)
# *tastes*
DEAR LORD
*cant stop eating it*
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:53, archived)
# :-D
Old habits die hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:56, archived)
# There's a job opening in Ipswich
... as a hooker. The money's good but the hours are murder

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:48, archived)
# oooh nassssty
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:50, archived)
# I am ashamed
T'was my pa that sent me that joke too!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:52, archived)
# lolololollllzzzz
(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:02, archived)
# Been thinkig about this....
There must be loads of them to scared to work over crimbo now, so i got thinking maybe we could all chip in and do a big lunch for them over my place or something.. i would say i could get at least 10-15 around mine... you all send me the cash to cover the train fairs and food and wine... i will let them all stay at mine...

Charity begins at home and all that.
(BoB2oo9 I'm not gay, Honest !, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:52, archived)
# Hmmm.. Police to this man now.
But I suppose the cost of street fun has really gone up... I bet the marketing hookers are salivating...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:54, archived)
# Prozzie Hut
Delivered warm in 30mins or your money back
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:57, archived)
# its a good thing Ipwich Town play football, not rugby
otherwise they'd be short of a few hookers
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:58, archived)
# Oooff
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:02, archived)
# Sick, a rapist and a murderer maybe..
but it's a little harsh to accuse him of being a paedo..
(I helped save b3ta! Gregor Lenko There's a tree..., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:59, archived)
# Yeah, leave the poor sick-murderer-rapist alone!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:24, archived)
# Little known fact...
...when he's not making toys Santa likes to fish - except for the times when he entertains mrs Claws with an exotic feather dance....! :o)
gone fishin
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:25, archived)
# Poll?

Yay...ninja edit :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:26, archived)
# haha just realised my fuck up
of to edit :o(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:27, archived)
# of?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:27, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahah
oh dearie, dearie
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:29, archived)
# :)

Right...home now for a delivery
cyall
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:31, archived)
# meanie
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:31, archived)
# I prefer to think of it as a little nugget of comedy gold :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:32, archived)
# its a survey on whether southerners are puffs
99.99% = yes
one bloke = dunno
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:27, archived)
# define Southerner
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:28, archived)
# Southener?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:31, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:32, archived)
# cheeky
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:33, archived)
# anyone south of me
me = at this minute Manchester
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:32, archived)
# Yippee...I'm a gheyer then

*dresses smartly*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:34, archived)
# HURRAY!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:35, archived)
# by gheyers
do we include lady lesbianaughts?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:54, archived)
# I'm in south manchester. . .
Does that make me a little bit ghey?
(No6, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:14, archived)
# Oi!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:28, archived)
# *sticks out tongue*
:-p

*makes unspellable raspberry noise*
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:30, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff?
(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:33, archived)
# is that not the noise of a stifled laugh?
hmmmmm
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:35, archived)
# doesn't that have a 't' on the end...?
pfffffffft

*consults oxford dictionary*

.
.
.
.
it's not there
(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:35, archived)
# on the amstrad/c64/speccy game "How to be a Complete Bastard"
it was spelled "pfpfpfpfpfpfpf" but i'm not convinced

*googles*
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:37, archived)
# haha I used to have that :D
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:39, archived)
# wikipedia is teh ghey
"Blowing a raspberry or making a Bronx cheer is to make a noise made to signify derision (and/or silliness), made by sticking out the tongue between the lips and blowing to make a sound reminiscent of flatulence. In the terminology of phonetics, this sound does not appear to have an official name, but might be characterized as a linguolabial trill. It is never used in human language phonemically (i.e., to be used as a building block of words), but it is widely used across human cultures as well as by other primates."
(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:40, archived)
# apparently a standard in comics is
"pbbbbbbbbbt!!"

so i read
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:41, archived)
# It's "RAZZ"
Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:58, archived)
# this may or may not have accompanied the wikipedia article
(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:43, archived)
# Speccy I believe,
I used to have it. In between driller and space crusade.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:41, archived)
# space crusade....
... i was shit at that...
i remember the only way i could kill the dreadnaught was to get the ability to open any door
and crush it when it tried to get me
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:42, archived)
# I just used to use the big old gattling gun,
for some reason, I used to get unlimited goes, but I cant remember how. Something to do with the roles of the dice. I used too be great at it though. Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:48, archived)
# Where's the blood?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:26, archived)
# in the sack
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:27, archived)
# So the "in Ipswich" part of the sign fell off then.
Woo btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:37, archived)
# thats on the back
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:39, archived)
# Any B3tans in Stockton?
www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2116495.html

Apols if GC
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:15, archived)
# I am going to hate you for 17 minutes for that.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:15, archived)
# hooray for hiptomatomusses
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:18, archived)
# INFINITY!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:19, archived)
# Twelvety!
'ning all :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:24, archived)
# NING
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:27, archived)
# I liek ur hat ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:44, archived)
# If there were, it'd be magenta.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:15, archived)
# Good point, well made
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:16, archived)
# if its on google earth... it means it prolly happened YEARS AGO!!!!
..
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:18, archived)
# *ahem*


Put in the /links board. if wern't on there 10 minutes ago that is. /links board
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:19, archived)
# Bollocks to that
I won't sully my feet with that place, you board nazi.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:23, archived)
# Go on,
just clicky on it.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:25, archived)
# fuck off
its already on /links
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:20, archived)
# re:
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:21, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:24, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:22, archived)
# Read the FAQ
'Please don't be horrible to other people just because they are new, or you didn't like their picture, or posted something that bothers you.'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:27, archived)
# FAQ
put links on the LINKS board (or words to that effect)
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:31, archived)
#
Rob has stated many a time that links do not have to go on the linksboard - it is mearly a suggestion/option. And as Rob is THE DADDY, you'd better listen ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:32, archived)
# Ok,
point taken. Must have missed the post ;-o
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:33, archived)
# *bums*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:36, archived)
# You obviously haven't read them either.
They contain no mention of the links board.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:35, archived)
# OH SHUT IT,
and give us a hug, you big old softy.

edit: no hugs at 10:55. Cant live with myself now.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:36, archived)
# my apologies,
but i have heard many a worse thing said in my time on the board, and you can fuck off too................... only kidding, just got a headache and i'm grumpy. ignore me, everybody elde does
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:32, archived)
#
*clicks ignore*
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:34, archived)
# noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssss
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:44, archived)
# HA
only kidding /;-o
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:46, archived)
# .....who said that?!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:37, archived)
# the little man inside your head,
yes..........yes, the killings must start again
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:47, archived)
# hi ho, hi ho, it's off to suffolk we go...
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:50, archived)
# Dont forget your swimming trunks.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:53, archived)
# you've got one ball and fuck whores!
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:53, archived)
# would have been better in /links
But as an adopted local that made me giggle nonetheless
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:20, archived)
# Reminds me of
This

There were pictures of this at the time, but cannae find them now,..
(jammietarts ..., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:27, archived)
# Ning, chaps and chapettes.....
Chloe's bored again. What should she do?

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:09, archived)
# sue Coca Cola
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:10, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:11, archived)
# that's quite an exotic surname
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)
# Meh.
I tell you what she should do...

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:33, archived)
# can she try to change the bag on the vaccum cleaner?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:11, archived)
# She uses a Dyson.
Well.....her staff do.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:11, archived)
# well - that's why it would be funny
getting mad at not being able to find the bag
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:12, archived)
# TRAVEL TO THE FUTURE TO EDUCATE ME IN FUTURE AGRICULTURAL METHODS
LED SICKLES
GLACIAL TILL FROM THE COMING ICE AGE
HOVERING GRAIN STORAGE AND COLLECTION UNITS
FARMERS ON FLOATING SINCLAIRS DISCUSSING THE ATOMIC STRUCTURE OF A BEE
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:11, archived)
# There are no farms in the future.
Human kind gets its nutrients from factory produced pellets.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:12, archived)
# YOU HAVE A HORRIBLE IMAGINATION
*runs off to cry*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:13, archived)
# heh heh heh heh.
}:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:15, archived)
# ...with L.E.D.'s?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:14, archived)
# Drugs are bad
mmkay.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:20, archived)
# Is this in the said year 3000
We will live underwater by then.
(Nob Holeness Blockbuster madness, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:29, archived)
# yeah, but otherwise
things are just the same
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:31, archived)
# mmm.....
Krill.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:32, archived)
# IMAGINE THE MOVIES
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:38, archived)
# haha I remember that bandwagon...
(dognutz, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:47, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:51, archived)
# Will we have teh gills?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:09, archived)
# yes
we will have the gills to pay the bills.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:12, archived)
# Chloe?...Who's the fuck is Chloe?

Where's Kat and Scarlet?
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:12, archived)
# She's the new recruit
Introduced so Scarlet and Kat don't have to do the pervy stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:14, archived)
# Pervy stuff eh!

*googles*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:14, archived)
# She should put an egg in her shoe
and beat it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:12, archived)
# She's always bloody bored.
She should get a chuffing job.
(w0rmwood pearl, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:13, archived)
# What credentials are required to get a job in “Chuffing”?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:18, archived)
# A GCE minimum
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:24, archived)
# She ought to get the sprouts on or they'll never be cooked by 25th
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:14, archived)
# Battle of the boobs with Helga
(Bumsmells, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:16, archived)
# She should
see how far she can shoot pingpong balls
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:18, archived)
# ???
(jammietarts ..., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:22, archived)
# 20 meters.
27 if the wind's on her side......
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:27, archived)
# fuck herself with a smutty
root vegetable


/feelingviletodayblog
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:21, archived)
# That's Hilary's field.
I must finish that Cucumber-related sequence at some stage.....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:22, archived)
# phhhhhhhhwooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i fuckin' love cucumbers, they's tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:30, archived)
# Hehehe...
I Wondered if there was a secret strip of Hilarys Movie Career...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:32, archived)
# There are certainly sketches......
....drawn...uh...prurely for the sake of fleshing out the character.
*ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:34, archived)
# coo - that's almost what I have suggested below!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:32, archived)
# do you really need to ask?
OK, I suspect she is hungry, she's going to nuke herself a baked potato. But being some sort of genetic freak the rotating of the potato gets her very hot and bothered indeed. As the potato nears readiness she's actually dripping from the gash, a pool of slot slime gathering at the her paws. When the microwave dings, she grabs the potato and rams it up her muff screaming as the her mucous membranes sear - the smell of boiling fanny batter is just revolting.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:30, archived)
# *hahavomit!
is my precise emotion after reading this
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:37, archived)
# did i mention i coloured in one of thease last night?
Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:24, archived)
# I am spamming this link again, as I want people to see it and be annoyed
www.robmanuel.com/2006/12/13/is-coke-ripping-off-the-little-guy/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:05, archived)
# you should tell The Register
They'll print anything
(I helped save b3ta! CommanderAce If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:06, archived)
# can you tell the register?
I'm feeling woozy from last nights vodka
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:08, archived)
# I did so last night.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:08, archived)
# Sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! CommanderAce If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:09, archived)
# You know you fucking want me.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:15, archived)
# Christ, Melchett!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:17, archived)
# I'm just pleased that I still fit in my uniform.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:26, archived)
# yes, but where the hell are you...?
... it looks like you're in an office...
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:31, archived)
# that's how he dresses for work
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:38, archived)
# I really don't know what to say
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:17, archived)
# good lord... you look like Revolver Ocelot!


sorry for leeching
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:18, archived)
# Best name EVAR!
(I helped save b3ta! no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:40, archived)
# nice tits
/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:20, archived)
# good lord
*falls off chair*
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:42, archived)
# Simon Cowell?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:37, archived)
# you looked a little woozy
:D
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:09, archived)
# I was sober when I filmed it
drunk when I edited it

So I guess, I just look drunk all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:10, archived)
# or maybe it's what being in front of the camera without a script does
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:12, archived)
# scripts are boring
I prefer to just make it up as I go along.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:13, archived)
# indeed
improvisation is where it's at and makes your anger more spontaneous
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:16, archived)
# They didn't print my scoop
about getting electrocuted by a man with a modified oven igniter.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:10, archived)
# nor did they run my
"Tell yahoo to give us back our 150,000 email addresses so we can send the newsletter"

So I'm not confident that they'll give this any support either
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:12, archived)
# They hate to be sued.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:28, archived)
# I'M FURIOUS!
POST TEXT IN AN EXISTING THREAD!

/I'm fucking hilarious blog

*edit* JAYSUS!... you're even uglier in motion!!!

*edit2* In all seriousness... are you surprised... It's like the whole Virgin thing... Cheaper advertising

I can't put sound on...
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:07, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:11, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
Well fuck it, I am not making many new images at the moment:

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:08, archived)
# Grrrrrrr!
Those naughty cokes, they've put me in a rage.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:09, archived)
# me too!
I think I might skive work all day in protest
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:10, archived)
# Same here
I'm so angry I just ripped a tissue.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:11, archived)
# was it damp?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:14, archived)
# It was drenched
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:16, archived)
# JUMP AROUND!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:09, archived)
# Coke invented Santa
the fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:11, archived)
# no, they made him red
they didn't invent him
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:12, archived)
# they didn't even make him red. A red image of santa existed before Coke came along
www.snopes.com/cokelore/santa.asp
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:15, archived)
# thank you
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:17, archived)
# my pleasure.
*pleasures*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:18, archived)
# They made him be red
rather than just 'any colour' though.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:18, archived)
# there were pictures of santa in red before Coke though
"Although some versions of the Santa Claus figure still had him attired in various colors of outfits past the beginning of the 20th century, the jolly, ruddy, sack-carrying Santa with a red suit and flowing white whiskers had become the standard image of Santa Claus by the 1920s, several years before Sundlom drew his first Santa illustration for Coca-Cola. "
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:21, archived)
# I thought the red
and fur-edged thing was a corruption of Herne the Hunter or somesuch.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:25, archived)
# Actually not that even.
1865 onwards you can find examples
of red father christmass. Fat ones too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:15, archived)
# clarification indeed
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:17, archived)
# I'd never heard that one before
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:10, archived)
# I stopped drinking coke years and years ago

Now I have all the justification I need
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:11, archived)
# its evil stuff...
fuck cillit bang! coke removes more limescale!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:14, archived)
# And...people put it in perfectly good whiskey

Coke should be banned just for that reason alone...the fact that they're Ronald MacDonald's fuck buddy is neither here nor there
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:17, archived)
# meercats prefer pepsi.
fact.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:13, archived)
#
I think there's a case for web creatives to organise and create some form of legal/union/copyright entity to stop this as it's on the increase (Beau D'Jour has he same problem)- by forming a group it offers a good defence against any corporate rip off - which can be intimidating to the individual
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:13, archived)
# do you mean Beau bo d'or
or soup du jour..
I think this is a good idea like the paparazzi collective were people get paid for photos, I've suggested before that B3ta be an ad agency and therefore protecting all images posted. By being just a forum people aren't scared to steal and print the work if it was a legit entity they might be..
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:31, archived)
# ^^^ THIS
might do the trick.
edit: on second thoughts, we do our fair share of defacing other peoples copyrights so maybe it would backfire horribly. who's the bush lawyer here ?
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:37, archived)
# hmm yes
there is that side of things I guess, Needs more thought....
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)
# holy fucking shit
daylight robbery
(I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:14, archived)
# how about we boycott coca cola products ?
theres enough of us that we could seriously have no impact whatsoever on what they care

reference: the customer complaint iceberg picture, so dear to marketing wankers worldwide
www.quinntessential.com.au/Customer%20Complaint%20Iceberg-web.jpg

edit: assuming any of us had friends, and they could be arsed to care, etc, we could at least get a good half dozen people, or maybe even more, to stop purchasing their product

/2cents
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:17, archived)
# Nice graphic
with a ripped-off picture.
(I helped save b3ta! George Spiggott, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:04, archived)
# Can we have a
advertise Coke compo this week?

Edit: or just make a fantastically slanderous story about Coca Cola which we can all try and make go viral by sending from anonymous email addresses from internet cafes.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:20, archived)
# Bastards!
We should alert the proper authoirities on this matter.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:27, archived)
# Jesus Cockbuggering Christ
That is utterly disgraceful. I mean Joel's work is already familiar to people because of the Crusha and Maestro ads amongst others, and these fuckers are just copying him without actually employing him.

Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:25, archived)
# one more and i piss off
FLATULENT



no seams , just aham with human hair n neck
(Dan of the Crippled Nipples, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:05, archived)
# you are a nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:10, archived)
#
nse

wrong spelling but close enough
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:16, archived)
# I hope they buried her CD collection with her...
(I helped save b3ta! DickieDoesDallas eshews witty slogans, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:05, archived)
# P
fft
(I helped save b3ta! alnapp B3ta? Oh I just remembered about that and posted @, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:09, archived)
# dear santa can i pleeze hav sum diana earplugs.
haha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:11, archived)
# This made me smile
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:15, archived)
# arf!
I thought this deserved more replies
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:16, archived)
# Yeah!
Took me bloody ages in MS Paint. Lucky I was at work or it'd have been a huge waste of time...
(I helped save b3ta! DickieDoesDallas eshews witty slogans, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:17, archived)
# I give you Barbara Bush


Is it wrong that when I see her picture I think about Tony Hart?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:58, archived)
# cor
Uncanny:

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:59, archived)
#


www.b3ta.com/board/6632116
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:00, archived)
# Would
or do I mean wood?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:01, archived)
# ..."and now... The Gallery"...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:04, archived)
# yes
but tony with great norks is fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:59, archived)
# No
it's perfectly 'A' okay.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:59, archived)
# It's never wrong to think about Tony Hart.
It's only what you think about him that can be wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:01, archived)
# Is it wrong when I see her to think about 'The Naked Gun 2½'?
Morning all
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:02, archived)
# Haha I thought that too
'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:04, archived)
# Yikes
its hard to chunder with a fat!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:03, archived)
# ...and I give her straight back to you, sharpish
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:03, archived)
# Woo and right back at'cha!

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:04, archived)
# you're a sick man
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:04, archived)
# ha ha - absolutely!
also - every town needs one of these...
www.thisissouthampton.co.uk/display.var.1070345.0.tributes_paid_to_burping_man.php

They should advertise for a replacement
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:04, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
'He is not believed to have married'
No shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:13, archived)
#
"If he knew you had a birthday he would find something on the street and wrap it in newspaper and give it to you."


How..erm...kind of him.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:27, archived)
# BODACIOUS !!
ta tas
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:20, archived)
# i made this - yes - the jam itself


oooh SELF PARODY edgy
eh? *all b3tans nod wildly*
(Dan of the Crippled Nipples, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:57, archived)
# hmm.
I am not sure about this at all.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:57, archived)
# hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:59, archived)
# are you retarded?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:58, archived)
# Haahahahaha!
Top quality.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:58, archived)
# ^ THIS^
Encourage the under privilaged ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:01, archived)
# WTFAYBOA?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:59, archived)
# noes, i nots be an Retarded
I'm just crippled actually

but there quite a difference

NO MORE SPACK JOKES from me
(Dan of the Crippled Nipples, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:00, archived)
# There must be something really funny hidden in this picture
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:05, archived)
# PA? I don't get it!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:07, archived)
# sorry
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:56, archived)
# That's a lot of substitutes
;D
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:57, archived)
#
substitutes prostitutes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:05, archived)
# 5 hookers?!
I guess strategies like that explain why the Ipswich Ladies rugby Team isn't in the 5 Nations this year.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:21, archived)
# MEW woof yip yip MEOW
Boombasdick Mr HamFastsick


mmmmmm Cinematicalicious
(Dan of the Crippled Nipples, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:40, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!!!!
HAHAHA I can't grasp why this is so funny
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:41, archived)
# The seams?
The complete lack of effort?

Dunno. Maybe it's just a funny joke at a really primal level

Like that of a baby
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:43, archived)
# are you suggesting I'm a baby
or like silly seamy pictures

or just like the idea that meat can hold you a prisoner but ham, a type of meat, can set you free
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:44, archived)
# No
I'm suggesting the artist possesses these qualities

...and all of us still have that primal level inside us, we just don't usually access it
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:46, archived)
# *has a poo on the newspaper set out in the corner*
I see
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:47, archived)
# apology for size
BUT U GOTS MORE MEAT 4 UR BANDWIDTH

and it "qooo allll it eeee" QUALI'Y HAM
(Dan of the Crippled Nipples, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:41, archived)
# SEAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lots and lots of seams...
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:42, archived)
# WHERE IN THE JESIS?
no, it seams i'm blind

as well as crippled

NO INSULTING WHEELIE PEOPLE

you walkietalike cuntesticle
(Dan of the Crippled Nipples, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:44, archived)
# is this the new 1337-5P3A|<
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:46, archived)
# Well it gets ME off, anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:47, archived)
# !7$ 74RD 5P3A|<
4 R374RD$
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:48, archived)
# ZOMFG |0|Z0rZ
:D
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:50, archived)
# you people all rock ....
as much as twats, hookers, spackers, nobs, spatulas, lepers, narks, nipples and gits can rock anyhoo

NNGMGMGMGGGNNNNNGGGGMMMMMGGGM spackity
(Dan of the Crippled Nipples, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:54, archived)
# and you are a virgin!
I WIN!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:56, archived)
# ooooooooooooooooo
Geordie ballixface
(Dan of the Crippled Nipples, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:59, archived)
# One finds this rather amusing.
One proceeds to argue with me yet one's words merely enforce my hypothesis
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:06, archived)
# Thbbbbbb!
Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:44, archived)
# Well
that is quite the picture to wake up to

morning all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:50, archived)
# Goed Nng Mr Medioecre
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:52, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
That's a fine piece of ham.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Ho Cunting Ho!


Click for bigger.

It's been changed greatly from the first draft - before some of you start moaning...
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:31, archived)
# aww :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:32, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Not the Pooh...kill off anyone else but not the Pooh
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:33, archived)
# it's very festive
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:33, archived)
# re: it's very festive
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:34, archived)
# re: lol
*pays for services*

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:39, archived)
# The other side of
Christmas.

Sobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb!
(Smudger, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:34, archived)
# yeaaaaah
CRAPPY PISSMAS

tis teh sesaon Fucking turds -
but we still want pressies
and meats
n mince pei
n mulled wine

AAGH
(Dan of the Crippled Nipples, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:38, archived)
# Grim
So I will say Woo Yay -and- Houpla.

Very well done...as who knows when I'll get
around to digging him and frying him up.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:37, archived)
# mwhahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:38, archived)
# An opportunity for a hot pork & stuffing sandwich sorely missed
awwwww
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:38, archived)
# there's something rude there,
but i just can't put my finger on it.....
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:40, archived)
# Stroke your grey-matter a little harder
I'm sure something will pop-up!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:43, archived)
# did piglet have the bad aids
tis very well done though.. If not darker than darth vaders undercrackers..
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:38, archived)
# that damned piglet wanked himself to death and now pooh bear is dead too
DAMN YOU INTERNET PORN SUBSCRIPTION, DAMN YOU TO OOOH LOOK BREASTS!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:40, archived)
# Wow thats depressing
am going to emo into my honeypot

edit: lovely picture though, nice skills!
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:40, archived)
# This is beautifully painted
did Pooh make piglet dig his own grave?

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:41, archived)
# I think piglet was too weak.
Or already dead.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:49, archived)
# I was hoping that the splatter
would take some festive form this time around, like a laughing santa, or our lord Jesus as a baby, or a James Bond repeat.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaTadpole hasn't made a thing for the board, lazy chump, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:42, archived)
# It's...
... Win'emo' the Pooh

/clicketty woo!
(Cliche Guevara Predicatably revolutionary since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:49, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:29, archived)
# Have you shrunk Dave and decapitated him purely for your own seasonal-hat gain?!

Edit: and 'OOF' btw
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:30, archived)
# The end justifies the means for seasonal hat gain.
;) 'ning jessie
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:32, archived)
# 'ning you!
and yes, I know, but I was just quite fond of lully Dave
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:34, archived)
# You speak in the past-tense of sweet DTH
has he died again?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:36, archived)
# I just hadn't considered that he might still be alive without his head :|
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:39, archived)
# best all round then
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:42, archived)
# :(
you're not well
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:31, archived)
# A hat on Dave the Hat hat

m'nin all the B's
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:31, archived)
# Ning Mr Bun
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:38, archived)
# name based nonsense....
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

watch out! he'll stick his head thru yer telly!
(I helped save b3ta! Pass me the gun and ask me again reads like a cd, types like an 8-track, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:45, archived)
# KILL HIM!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:50, archived)
# SLAG!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:57, archived)
# ning Thor
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:58, archived)
# ...I get worse


I can't help myself.... someone please stop me before I pun again!
(I helped save b3ta! mxw8 Needs to learn about Time Management.... later on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:05, archived)
# that kind of face would make me watch Sky News!
woo
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:06, archived)
# She looks constipated!
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:10, archived)
# re: She looks constipated!
she's gonna Belch!!!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:11, archived)
# I think she's just let one go
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:13, archived)
# I reckon she's got love eggs in!
the size of bowling balls!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:14, archived)
# re: I think she's just let one go
ha ha :) 'ning!

www.b3ta.com/board/6632172
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:14, archived)
# re: re: I think she's just let one go
roffle. NING!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:16, archived)
# re: re: re: I think she's just let one go
is this the 'thing' now?
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:16, archived)
# Total re: call
nope...it's a bit ghey :P
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:17, archived)
# re: Total re: call
of course it's ghey!
that's why i like it :P
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:24, archived)
# I believe it's Ironman's 'thing'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:25, archived)
# re: I believe it's Ironman's 'thing'
dance for me Partridge! dance!!

*hands over traffic cone*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:29, archived)
# re:re:re:re:re:re: spec'
I refer the learned gentleman to my reply of yesterday:
www.b3ta.com/board/6629765


Is it Alan Partridge? I didn't see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:32, archived)
# no!
i just want to see you lap dance!

*tokes on crack pipe*

toot toot!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:34, archived)
# I think you may be right
there's a lot of empty desks behind her.
(I helped save b3ta! mxw8 Needs to learn about Time Management.... later on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:15, archived)
# the BBC is a pigmy friendly employer!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:16, archived)
# SHORT IS NOT A CRIME
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:19, archived)
# Really?
Oh

So I should probably release all my sex slaves I did the citizen's arrest with?

...they're just the right height!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:29, archived)
# re: Really?
the right height for what exactly....?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:32, archived)
# That basically being the joke
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:42, archived)
# would!
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:41, archived)
# well i feel the same,
am i better yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:11, archived)
# I feel really ill
and I left early last night, too
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:18, archived)
# re: I feel really ill
ah bless!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:25, archived)
# i miss the news
how many hookers have died?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:12, archived)
# 5

Hello Mongy...long time no see...hows Oz?
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:12, archived)
# cool, can't pin this un on me guv
oz is very nice, bit pricey sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:14, archived)
# Noice

Bring me back a platypus will you
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:16, archived)
# g'day
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:13, archived)
# how ya' doin'?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:14, archived)
# BONZA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:15, archived)
# stone the flamin' crows! etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:17, archived)
#
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:19, archived)
# not bad Mongster, not bad.
I trust you are well, and sunning/beering it up?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:16, archived)
# having fun alright
up in cairns at the mo, getting ready to go to the strippers
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:19, archived)
# FUCK YES.
Have fun!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:20, archived)
# at least try to keep it in your pants this time
we missed you at teh Imperial on Sat ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:24, archived)
# haha
ooooh! I hope theres a late night christmas bandwagon like there was last year, I was out of my face and photoshopping a goose made my evening perfect, hurray for booze and geese
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:16, archived)
# ...and boozy geese.
(I helped save b3ta! mxw8 Needs to learn about Time Management.... later on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:18, archived)
# I love being on b3ta when i'm drunk. It makes everything so much easier to take in.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:19, archived)
# Hehe!
www.b3ta.com/board/6632157
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:23, archived)
# pffft I don't wish to 'take in' a melon thank you very much
*eyes water*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:24, archived)
# assume(lon) the position
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:28, archived)
# made to make your mouth water!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:38, archived)

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