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You know what the world doesn't need?

..snakes with goddamn jetpacks...

(gfxmonk is not a monkey, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)

AW!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)

Too true.

Well said, that man.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)

To the skies!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)

will these replace the 5 prostitues we are short of?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)

Snakes with Jetpacks

do open up a whole range of new possibilities for the sex industry...

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/5906975

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)

I remember that

it is a stroke of genius

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:44, archived)

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)

arf!

(gfxmonk is not a monkey, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:34, archived)

I like the way it's wagging,

like an excited dog!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)

that's fab

he's dead cool

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Milkman Dan, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:40, archived)

Pffft!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)

woo!

I like that

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Milkman Dan, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)

So wrong!

It needs many, many more snakes with Jetpacks!

Very nice

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:34, archived)

I'm inclined to agree

but this drawing will do nicely.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:34, archived)

I GOD DAMN NEED SNAKES WITH GOD DAMN JET PACKS

WITHOUT THEM I DIE!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)

WHEELY BIRD

THE ONE WITH THE KID EATING KITTY
THE ONE WITH THE KID EATING KITTY
THE ONE WITH THE KID EATING KITTY

now you cunt, x

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)

All your kitty consumption needs catered for

at www.wheelybird.com/content/kittins

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:43, archived)

HAHAHA BIGGER BOY

EATING

HAHAH
KITTY

marvellous!

/gets back to work

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:43, archived)

The thumbnail for Poor Kitty

goes to the large picture for Here Kitty :(

But these are all woo!

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in vino veritas, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:46, archived)

Oh noes!

I am so embarrassed.

The shame!

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)

*comforts*

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in vino veritas, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:50, archived)

*BOLD 3IN1S*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:56, archived)

i beg to differ!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)

Snakes no,

kittins yes.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:42, archived)

heeeee

They'd take over the world!

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:42, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:43, archived)

Cuteness with a jetpack!

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in vino veritas, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:46, archived)

That cat

seems rather unimpressed with the whole affair there...

(gfxmonk is not a monkey, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)

it's like he's leaving some place that he arrived at too late, to prevent the carnage

and now he's all sad :(

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:55, archived)

Luvvly kittin

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)

And it might do better with

mushrooms and badgers with goddamn jetpacks?

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xandmi, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:42, archived)

No, I agree

but you've got to dream...

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in vino veritas, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)

Arf!

It'd keep them off the planes.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)

I think giving jetpacks to various animals would change the world for the better.

Especially for hippos.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:28, archived)

don't you mean unMorrisons now?

or should I say 'few?'

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)

well yes

...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)

Afe

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:34, archived)

RIS?

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xandmi, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:44, archived)

numbers once strong

now.. almost a memory

*wipes away little tear*

oh well, fuck 'em, they were shite anyway

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:56, archived)

*fires up mictochainsaw*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)

Arf!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:34, archived)

trust you

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)

*dodges chainsaw*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:05, archived)

MORONS?

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:40, archived)

RIS?

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:56, archived)

Gah!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)

The Ipswich Ripper

Tom Stephens has been arrested on suspicion of the murder of five women in Ipswich and is being held in 'custardy' in an unnamed Suffolk police station.

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greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:28, archived)

his myspace got a little smaller

nice cage btw

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:28, archived)

Oh God.

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)

^this

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)

Did I hear

my name mentioned? He's not being held anywhere near me!

(custardy, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)

just a little tip:

if you're going to post on b3ta, read b3ta

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)

*groan*

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)

I can see how much effort you've put into that.

I'm so impressed.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)

aw - its a mbu puffer!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)

Aw! Fishy!

and birdy!

I'm ok my lovely!

Yourself?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:34, archived)

Okay.

A little bit annoyed.

I handed in my notice on Friday, and my colleague then told me that he wanted me to stay, and that if I asked for £40,000 p/a I'd get it.
So now I'm stuck between staying and leaving. Also, that wasn't an official offer, so I'm not sure about the veracity of the statement. It's all arseburgers.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)

What do you do?

I'll do your job for £40K. Do you need qualifications?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)

Systems (integration) engineer.

Although (as you can probably see) I don't actually do any work. No, you don't need qualifications, but you won't get the job without experience.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)

I have loads of experience.

Not necessarily in that field, but still, loads.

You'd be earning 25.75 grand per year MORE than me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:40, archived)

Unless I don't bother accepting,

in which case I'll be earning 25.75 grand per year LESS than you.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)

That would involve you giving money away.

Which is fine, as long as it's to me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)

Okays.

What do I get in return?

I'm not from Ipswich, so it could be sex and you'd be stabby-murder safe, 100% guaranteed.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:44, archived)

Roast dinners and your socks darned for life.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:45, archived)

I get that already.

Pah.

I'm off to do a Christmas shop. If The Neville's on whilst I'm away, tell him he owes me a "You've handed your notice in" card.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)

I'm off myself in a few minutes

but if I see him...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:55, archived)

I'll offer you £45,000 to leave*

*I wont*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)

that happenned to my mate,

he just said, why didn't you pay me that befor I offered to leave, and left anyway. ask for £50k and backdated for a year... see what happens then..

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)

I might.

I might well do that.

I'd certainly ask for a month off anyway.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:46, archived)

thats a good idea..

give you chance to see if you could manage going solo too.

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:53, archived)

Hurrah!

I really like these.

(sabre-tooth monkey, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:42, archived)

I know

I was going to use the straight line tool but i felt too lazy.

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greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)

Look Out! Sarcasm Alert!!!

The Cap'n is on FIRE!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)

No I'm not.

You liar.

You fucking lying bastard. I'm not even slightly aflame. Are you trying to panic my fans?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:35, archived)

*gets extinguisher out*

*uses it anyway*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)

Sorry Cap'n :(

*hides*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)

;-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:42, archived)

~~fans~~ erm, something funny*

*i'm not well today

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)

SEXUAL DISEASE

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)

I WISH

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:52, archived)

have I missed something again?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)

a whale killed John Peel in Ipswich with a Pope

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)

Whilst paddling in the Thames.... I think.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)

with sexy results!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)

what else could be the outcome?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)

Ok then,

Expect even fewer episodes of Arsonist Sam

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)

On top of every pigeon...

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)

coo! :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)

nice.

"kill them with axes"

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)

axes with smaller axes on top, ad infinitum

it's the only way to get all of the buggers

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)

*clicks*

Hypnotic Pigeony Goodness™

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FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)

*spacks*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:28, archived)

Inside every fish

woo!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:28, archived)

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)

Ha Ha

Ace!

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FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)

Yay!

That scared me so much I dove under the table

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:28, archived)

you did what under the table?

although i appreciate it is proper english it never sounds quite right.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)

Sounds like Pidgin English

to me

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)

it's the ignore button for you sonny.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:34, archived)

Don't get in a flap

it's ruffled your feathers hasn't it?

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in vino veritas, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)

and you.

or maybe not, i'm in danger of ignoring all the talented people.
*ignores self.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:42, archived)

Coo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)

(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)

Have a link and a Woo!

www.surreycomet.co.uk/display.var.1039169.0.marksman_called_in_to_kill_kingstons_pigeons.php

Instructions:

1 - Click on link
2 - Read article
3 - Read second readers comment
4 - Despair

(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)

Hahaha

I shall not despair - it's comedy gold!

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in vino veritas, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:45, archived)

woo to this

it's ace

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Milkman Dan, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)

that's ace that is

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:44, archived)

front page

please
woo

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)

No-one suspected the mild-mannered janitor...

credit should go to the original Huntley/Soham version

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)

TEH SEEEEEEEEEEEEEAMS

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FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)

it's done in the spirit of the original

it's on my photobucket somewhere, gimme two minutes

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)

Still Waiting.

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FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:43, archived)

Top Shop!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)

River Island!

(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)

Laura Ashley!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:35, archived)

there's a certain seamy joy to this

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Milkman Dan, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)

hehe!

and the moral of the story is;
if you're going to be a serial killer make sure you have decent pictures on my space.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)

CC: [email protected]

BCC: [email protected]; [email protected]

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)

teh pictures

God bless myspace

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greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)

Its time to eat the happy meat

(psausage76, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)

GAH!

WTF?

Face MEAT!
EDIT: Happy Eater Burgers :)

(Smudger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

That's fab!

and quite disturbing.

but fab!

*click*

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)

Ew!

*clicks*

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Biggus Dickus , it was like that when I found it, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)

That should be an 18 certificate.

I am actually frightened by that.

Click, though.

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)

me too

I think they might bite back....

(mudslinger lives in a house surrounded by pussy....... cats!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)

Come here now!

msn

(Smudger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)

flirt.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)

he is

i keep forgetting to download msn

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)

I think it's 'buoy' but I could be wrong.

Just so you know. My ginger frotwangler.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)

better?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)

Only better in the worse sort of way, really.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)

cocking hell!

I hope you didn't really cut people's faces off and grill them.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)

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Monty Propps, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)

*hides*

AAAAAAAH.

GO TO YOUR ROOM.

NO TELLY FOR YOU FOR A YEAR.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)

nice :D

Cannibalism really is the solution to the world's problems. Seriously.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)

If it wasn't illegal I'd have no problem with eating people.

In fact, I'd prefer to eat people over other animals.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)

I wonder

if smokers taste different, like smoky bacon, possibly.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)

Probably.

I'd probably taste horrid.

Tutt, clean living birdie that she is would probably taste lovely though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)

She does

I mean . . . she would
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)

it's decided, we eat Tutt for Xmas dinner!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)

*sharpens the cutlery*

Bagsy a curly bit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)

Japanese scientists invented a robot that tastes food to pair it with appropriate wines.

When presented with human flesh, it mistook it for prosciutto.

(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)

That's fantastic

I never know what wines to put with things.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:28, archived)

why the frig was it presented with human flesh?

whose was it? what the fuck? eh?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)

One of the operators was probably made of human flesh

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fuscous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)

definitely

You know how nice baby's heads smell, imagine that toasted. Mmmmmmmmmm

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)

Brain's probably absolutely lovely.

As long as it involved killing/cooking alive Girls AfuckingLoud I don't mind.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)

that's a really bad idea

you shouldn't eat the flesh of flesh eaters, as the accumulation of toxins in their systems means that you'd get massive doses

unless you stuck to eating vegans

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)

Good point.

Mr Happy Toast, would you mind having a quick chat in this cupboard with me please?

What axe? Oh this one...that's for my own protection.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)

I'm not a vegetarian

I just try to avoid eating meat as much as I can. I had some on Saturday so I'm spoilt!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)

right, but eating animals fed on animals is ok?

because a lot of chickens are fed on processed chickens now.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)

more cluck for your buck!

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mugatu, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)

not the chickens i eat

that's the sort of behaviour that caused mad cow disease, haven't these people learned anything? gah!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)

Cannibals develop

a CJD style brain rotting disease if they eat too much human, so all in all, not a good idea.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)

Well we won't eat too much

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)

but really.....

you don't know where we have been!

with the crap we eat these days we'd be unhealthy anyway....

(mudslinger lives in a house surrounded by pussy....... cats!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)

Just the one for me please

*offers up bun with ketchup in*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)

Ewwwwwww...

That makes me Hungry...
Hmmmmmm

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)

I don't understand.

What's this got to do with Tom?

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)

Mmmmmmmmmmm!

*tucks in*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)

Haha!

That's totally disgusting :)

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)

fantastically done

and gruesome

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Milkman Dan, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)

that's horrible and fantastic

*clicks*

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)

RPS has finished you know ;oP

Eeew, eeew, ewwwwwww!

Woo

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)

FUCKING HELL.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH.

(Dooley, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:28, archived)

put this in card form

and compo it ... add a dead cat along the way, sure-fire hit!

(mmmkay, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)

holy shit

(Dekionplexis - Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:45, archived)

Ewwww!!!

That's nasty.

(Nam_Rood, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)

sings:

baaaby face! you've got the sweetest little baby faaace

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zog why change it now?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:06, archived)

Sh*t...

And I'm moving in with you?!

(mazzmatazz is messing it up like a blue bottle, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:23, archived)

Now THATS a happy meal and a half

(

Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:17, archived)

holy fucking hell, that's good.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 4:13, archived)

That's gorgeous!

*prays for desktop-size*

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 8:00, archived)

Hello!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)

Arf!

Love the robins.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)

aha!

i was wondering what the fuck they were

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)

*hugs grumpy Micto*

you're just missing the puns, aren't you . . . ?
hahaha!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)

*sexes*

noon!
and, no

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)

hello!

that's most epic and seasonal

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)

Hello Dave!

Is it sooty up there on the chimney? (arf!)

(

Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)

no, Rudolph . . .

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)

ha ha!

~~ok I will, hang on a tick while I find it...~~

Pearoasted, by popular request...

(

Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)

Hahahaha!

Braw! That's on my website, that is!
Yippee!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)

:D I'd be pissed off

Woo, Mr Le Chapeau!

nice robins, btw.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)

Needs more Tom ;)

(Dooley, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)

top robins

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)

Coo!

They do seem to be popular . . .

or mebbe my reindeer's shit!?
Hahaha!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)

I prefer the reindeer

At first I thought the robins were decapitated reindeer heads...

woo!

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)

I can t look at this

Without thinking of Rod Hull.

Is that wrong?

(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)

Hahahaha!

no!

'The view's really good from over here, Rod'
Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)

Ha ha!

Love the pissed off Rudolph!

(

Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)

and I loved the return of John Deacon the quiet one out of Queen

the other day! Huzzah!
Woo!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)

I hope this gets a good reception!

Also reminded me of this...

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)

aaaaaahahahahahahaaaa!

Woo!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)

This one is probably a bit too close to the truth

but woo anyway

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:25, archived)

You owe me a new laptop!

God thats funny.

(

FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)

Top stuff!

poor rod :(

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)

It's shit.

(

iEC: Redux Hands up., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)

Well, obviously it can't rival any of your 6 posts . . .

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)

No.

Really. It's shit. *stands by original decision*

(

iEC: Redux Hands up., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)

*blinks*

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)

Just ignore her . . .

s'mushybees mum . . .
Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)

be fair

i've never said your stuff's shit, i think you're a knob! ;)

could be though, i've no idea who my mum is!

(

mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)

*click*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)

It's an 18 year old emo with a vampire fetish

EVERYONE LISTEN TO THIS PERSON

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:43, archived)

CHEVRON!!!

WHEEEEEE!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:35, archived)

emo

(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)

hahaha

lully x

(

tipassoi, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)

HE'S GETTING AWAY

(

Damien's Hearse, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)

Hahahaha!

Seamtastic!

(Dooley, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)

RIS?

i don't get it

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)

BLURRY PEOPLE MUST BE CHASED AND CAPTURED

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)

^this^

(

Damien's Hearse, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)

LoL

I laughed too much at that!

Considered using that picture of him (fella arrested for Ipswich murders) from his MySpace myself but decided it was... well, too blurry!

(

D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)

It is rather blurry.

It's a brilliant photo though, I hope they use it on the news...

(

Damien's Hearse, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)

Oh dear Alan...

(

Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)

Hahahaha!

Shame the series is over (if you've got Freeview, anyway)

(Mondob3ta, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)

hahahah

that made me chuckle...

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)

Brought to you by the National Cheese Council of Grate Britain

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)

glad I didn't start doing the animation I was thinking about last night

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)

Nice reflections.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)

hehehehehe, nice!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)

that's the single most festive cheese grater

I have ever seen

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)

Top shop!

and Top Punnage too

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)

Hehehe!

Brilly!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)

*raises Pun Shields*

(

mutster101 fell over, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)

*basks in the pun light*

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)

Oooh that's good!

A braille Christmas card, what a splendid idea

(

Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)

apparently.......

legal disclaimer: he may or may not like butlins.

(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)

It is well known

that he in fact doesn't, and prefers Pontin's.

Don't you look stupid now?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)

I think he prefers

murdering prostitutes.

(Dooley, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)

should have researched better...

can you prove that "fact" with a picture tho???

(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)

Yes.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)

Good.

(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)

what the

cocking hell is he holding?

a satseamer?

(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)

A butlin!

one of the greatest meals this planet has to offer

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)

ask griffin saver

he's on the butlin diet

(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)

He'll be like Geoff Capes at the end of it

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)

I had to give up the butlins

they made my knees bleed

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:28, archived)

I will wait until he is found guilty before I laugh at jokes to do with this bloke.

Plus, I don't get the joke anyway.

(

Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)

Right that's it.

You are Golden Fanjita aren't you?
Come on, own up.

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)

Don't you mean

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)

much better

(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)

Is it tuesday?

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)

Marc Creosote

See snopes www.snopes.com/music/artists/rockstar.asp

Its all James' Fault

(dredwerker bored sig, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)

HE SAW VISIONS.

(Dooley, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)

haha

(

mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)

(

wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)

(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)

(

wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)

hahah

rosemary the telephone operator?

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)

COULD BE!

(Dooley, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)

hahaha

oh deary me

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)

Hahahahaha!

mild mannered janitors kill people by drowning them in the bath, not strangulation.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)

Snakemaster

(

Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:51, archived)

bonkers

that is all.

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:52, archived)

arf

excellent epic hummus as usual

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:52, archived)

You've found a new hero then?

woo!

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:53, archived)

hahaha!

(

Mr. Johnson, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:53, archived)

Hahaha!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:54, archived)

fantastic

even if just for the word 'Didliest'

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)

wooooooooooooo!

most hatstand.

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

You mentalist

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)

(

wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:59, archived)

strange and beautiful

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:59, archived)

i love that guy

he's such a big show off.
he was wrestling a massive python in one episode just for the hell of it.

ps you spelled dingerous wrong in the first frame

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)

Ha ha.

He can't even spell*!

*in the antipodean stylee at least.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)

he's really just a bad steve irwin rip-off.

that's what i thought when i was a little chap.

(

Mr. Johnson, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)

Austin Stevens

is Sith Ifrican. I wis a little unsure of the syntax for his iccent, but I'm gitting bitter.

(

Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)

or a bitter git?

Sorry ;¬)

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)

nice iccint!

if hi wis frim niw zilind ill thi viwils wid bi thi littir "i".

(

zog why change it now?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:09, archived)

Police get wrong man!

Mnay apologies for quickness, crapness etc. I only have 5 minutes of lunch left and paint.

(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:44, archived)

Don't apologise - just don't fucking bother if you think it's crap.

/unwell and intolerant today blog

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:45, archived)

poor dixon

*pets*

(

Mr. Johnson, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:47, archived)

poor me

*sobs in corner

I only want to feel included in all your reindeer games

(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:49, archived)

hehehe

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:52, archived)

*points and laughs*

(

Mr. Johnson, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)

haha

*harsh*

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:47, archived)

agreed

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:47, archived)

awww

have this anim to cheer you up

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:48, archived)

haha

lovely

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:48, archived)

ace!

(

tipassoi, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:48, archived)

I shouldn't have bothered

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:49, archived)

pffft

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:49, archived)

gah!

(

tipassoi, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:50, archived)

hahahahahahahahahah

great minds

youres is betterer

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:50, archived)

also ace

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:51, archived)

Yayyy!

Just what it was missing! :o)

(

D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:49, archived)

hahaha

ace

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:50, archived)

yaya I likes :)

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:52, archived)

yaya?

and isn't it about time you changed them pance?

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)

haha

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:49, archived)

you spent five minutes and all you got was that?

move to the front of the class please

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:47, archived)

Sarcasm detected

Your post has triggered the sarcasticon 3000 sarcasm filter.

(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:48, archived)

A sarcasm detector?

Oooh - how wonderfully useful.

/simpsons comic book guy

(

xoh Being phonetically pronounced as 'zore' since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:50, archived)

"un detecteur de connorie?"

(

Mr. Johnson, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:50, archived)

hahaha

You just know all the tabloids are going to dub this guy 'THE BISHOP' now.. Possibly one of the first examples of a serial killer choosing his own name!

(if he actually did anything, innocent until proven guilty etc etc)

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:47, archived)

he's been watching too much python

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:51, archived)

check his myspace again

he now has 7 friends, pretty soon he'll only have tom left..

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)

Except for

"Son of Sam"

(

Monty Propps, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:57, archived)

fair enough

didn't realise that one.. does this mean he has marketing rights? Surely he could sue Spike Lee in which case!

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:59, archived)

Yeah

But the film was better than the murders

(

Monty Propps, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)

And

Jack the ripper

(

Monty Propps, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)

hahahahahaha

its all I needed to see

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:51, archived)

Hurrah!

(

Damien's Hearse, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:52, archived)

Arf.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)

Ha ha!

(

Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:59, archived)

inspired by c_kick

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:38, archived)

Hurray for wasps making honey!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:39, archived)

That made me

cry.

I shall be depressed for all of Christmas now.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:39, archived)

haha

lovely, needs to tidy up his home though.

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:41, archived)

That looks like a wasps nest to me

*stares*

(

Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:45, archived)

Stickler..

on yer byke

(jammietarts ..., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)

/honored

/slight erection

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:50, archived)

arf!

(

Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:34, archived)

aaarrggghh!

cfb

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:37, archived)

*waits for it to animate*

*checks filetype*

*is sad*

Animate this hard.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:37, archived)

this should be animated

/edit: a Monday mindpiss

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:38, archived)

haha

woo!

(

tipassoi, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:39, archived)

this is a local Santa for local people...

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:40, archived)

Christ...

Seexxy tim.

and also in other news....

"Pretty much all the girls who I didn't know before I've tried to speak to since in that way" ...and in serial killer English we say ?

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:40, archived)

Presumably it translates as...

"It's a fair cop, guv."

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:42, archived)

haha.. indeed

or "you cant prove i did it"

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:43, archived)

To be fair

he's from Suffolk

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:42, archived)

humm

Ok i admit it... I live in north Suffolk but in my defence I have only lived here 15 years. I'm blending in nicely now i have married my sister.

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:45, archived)

arf!

(

Mr. Johnson, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:43, archived)

argh!

woo

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:45, archived)

bloody french artists. taking the piss.

(

we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)

and not just the french

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:37, archived)

Is that

the love child of Ardal O'Hanlan and Charles Kennedy?

(Cunty Mints was in a taxi full of pubes on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:40, archived)

he has rapist-hair*

*i originally typed 'rpaist' *belms*

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:42, archived)

This is shit, sorry.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)

*spangs with comedy-size frying pan*

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:35, archived)

Bunting Bunting!

pfft

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:35, archived)

The colours are amazing for 1945

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:41, archived)

It must be 1977

Silver Jubilee. Balloons weren't invented until 1957.

(

dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)

fag, now i get to kick you in the ass.

(hulkster, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:31, archived)

Simple,

but effective!

Magenta cock woo!

(

Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:32, archived)

Worth a new thread?

Really?

(Dooley, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:34, archived)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:38, archived)

^this

(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:49, archived)

I don't get it. Please explain.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:35, archived)

there's afilm called 'waiting'

the people at the restaurant play a game where they flash their cock and balls at each other, if you look they call you a fag and kick you.

(hulkster, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:38, archived)

I see.

Thank you - Carry on*

*please stop

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:41, archived)

*specialist film*?

in the attractive plain brown wrapping?

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:41, archived)

Okay, mine wasn't so shit after all.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:37, archived)

goat

(hulkster, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:37, archived)

B3rnard?

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:37, archived)

eh?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:39, archived)

Oh look...

/sarcasm

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:40, archived)

rofl harris

(hulkster, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:44, archived)

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