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My apologies for the terrible lineart & colour job (don't have a scanner or tablet), well, that's my excuse anyway!

Bigger version here

Still, not bad for a second go at colouring in sketches with PS :)

I will get better I promise!

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:50, archived)

Please take your terrible lineart & colour job and never darken our doors again

Emo Hedgehog!

That's rather nice

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:51, archived)

ha!

thank you :)

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:52, archived)

Aaaaw

Damn you cold snaps!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:52, archived)

well i would have woo'd

but your "so sorry it's crap" plea
has just put me right off you

the fake lack of self confidence just doesn't turn me on

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:52, archived)

it very good but..

..why is he all bloody?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:52, archived)

it's burst balloons

he went to a party but his spines burst the balloons so he was kicked out

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:54, archived)

the hedgehog's dilemma

/evangelion

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:54, archived)

eva!

just finished watching the entire series, and then the two extra episodes that were meant to constitute the alternative ending. Very excellent, but the endings (both of them) made my brain hurt.

It's a pity they ran out of money near the end...

(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:11, archived)

a total shame

but still an excellent series!

i bought the platinum DVD box set a few weeks back
and relived the summer of 1996 :P

i may also have an excessive amount of plastic eva figures
*fawns*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:21, archived)

poor little bastard.

I had a hedgehog in my garden last year, but it's leg was stuck in the
fence and all broken so the vet put it down :(
I'm glad little ivesb didn't realise.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:56, archived)

You got lucky

Ms. Weasel found a dying bumble bee and in some obscure act of compassion, instead of squashing it, she decided to nurse it back to health with jam.

Needless to say, it drowned in the jam and overwhelmed with guilt she had to bury the thing.
Of course, she wouldn't touch it so there I was in the cold and rain burying a fucking bumble bee.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:59, archived)

hahahahaha!

fuck sake!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:00, archived)

didn't you just flick it out the window then make her go to the shops for more jam?!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:00, archived)

I've learned that for one week a month

its just better to nod and agree rather than face the amplified wrath

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:02, archived)

THIS THIS THIS THIS^^^^^^^^^

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:03, archived)

hahahahahaha

christ

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:01, archived)

but i bet it was a lovely service

in accordance with what you think he would have wanted

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:02, archived)

hahaha

The little fuck didn't even leave us anything in the will

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:03, archived)

next time

tell her to just put it on some flowers ;)

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:03, archived)

Apparently the jam would help somehow

With all the magic healing powers that jam has.

I wasn't going to argue

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:05, archived)

magic jam!

I want a magic jam song now

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:09, archived)

hahahahaha

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:03, archived)

yay for bee compassion...

I built a cairn over a recently dead bumblebee once... he was big bugger... needed a lot of pebbles.

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:33, archived)

hahaha!

thanks, I know it is a true story, how could it not be, but I still had a bloody good laugh about it

heh

(soldierofmisfortune I ain't broke but I am badly bent on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:35, archived)

Because he killed them all

And now that Mr Hyde is gone again, Dr. Jekyll is faces with the realisation of what he's done.

He must isolate himself from the ones he loves.
Before he kills again

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:55, archived)

like you!

I saw the way twitched!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:58, archived)

Shot through the heart

and you're to blame

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:56, archived)

yay me!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:57, archived)

you give love

a bad name

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:58, archived)

meh.

don't know what all the fuss is about.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:59, archived)

you give hedgehogs

a bad name

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:58, archived)

Teh ghey hedgy pig

(dara o'briain, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:53, archived)

you can just get stuffed with your "can't draw" attitude

That rocks and you know it

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:53, archived)

thank you

wasted_industry forever tells me I should stop being such a perfectionist.

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:57, archived)

ahh - you're she

if I could draw half as good as you - I'd be happy

so, take the comments on board and give us more of your art

ps where was he? I made that Chuckle Driver especially for him

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:07, archived)

he's gone out

to buy books. I'm starting to wonder myself where he's gone to.

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:12, archived)

has he popped all their bawoons?

it's lovely anyway
woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:53, archived)

he has indeed

and he got thrown out :( it was Pachey's idea

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:54, archived)

I should have known

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:55, archived)

someone did this joke/picture before

a few weeks back. I remember because Mrs Toast saw it and proclaimed it the saddest thing ever in the history of sadness

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:53, archived)

it was a Pachey suggestion fpr JJ a while back

I would have had a go, but I'm crap at drawing ;)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:55, archived)

you can shut up n all!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:56, archived)

I know

I had done the sketch that very day, but I'm not very good at colouring in PS so it took me ages. my other half Wasted_Industry however told Pachey about it today & so I decided to post it afterall :)

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:00, archived)

this one

Apologies, I'd lost whos it was, just showed her the pic. I prefer the simplicity of the original :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:10, archived)

aww

I never did get to see the result, thanks

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:15, archived)

oh, so that's not yours

I'm all confused, I thought you meant this was your original sketch.

So who did do this?!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:25, archived)

I can't remember

but that's def not mine

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:29, archived)

It's mine.

That is what I drew.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:53, archived)

that's very sweet.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:55, archived)

thank ye

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:01, archived)

ZOMG THAT'S TERRIBLE!

Actually it's quite good.

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:56, archived)

Apes are the new Kittinz

FACT

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:57, archived)

LIES!

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:58, archived)

i'm gonna need a bigger flap

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:00, archived)

your minge lips are fine

leave them be

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:01, archived)

but they're down to my needs

i cannae take your girth nae longer

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:04, archived)

b3ta.com/board/6945984

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:06, archived)

Aww

that's so cute :D

hey trouble!

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Weetobix, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:01, archived)

hello again!

*waves*

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:06, archived)

"I'd just like to make a gesture at this point to

the person who stole our daughter's mobile phone...
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

news

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:48, archived)

smashing!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:49, archived)

We say

You pay

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:50, archived)

Very cool!

Madeley is a twunt tho I must admit

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:50, archived)

This time, it's Threshers

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:50, archived)

yeah...

he's terrifying.
not pathetic or annoying in the leaset...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:51, archived)

It was a girl who stole the phone

so he's going to punch a girl?

Live on telly I hope at the very least

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:52, archived)

while Judy flashes her baps to the general public at large

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:53, archived)

*Sets VCR*

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:54, archived)

*bokes*

*voms*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:54, archived)

I can't stand those pair of 'tards.

I finish early on a friday and when I get in, the missus is watching them!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:54, archived)

Why not?

Equal opportunities I say

Twunt the bitch right in the knockers

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:54, archived)

he should steal her pens

so she then knows what it is like to be a victim of crime

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:55, archived)

point it at your own head richard!

you know you want to!

woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:52, archived)

Jesus

Happytoast in "Seamless" Shocker

:D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:52, archived)

that's not the first time you've come out with such remarks ;P

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:54, archived)

I know

It just makes me giggle everytime I get the rare opportunity to say it :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:55, archived)

"A Metropolitan Police spokesperson said the mugging was being investigated by the Notting Hill robbery squad, who were looking for a female suspect aged about 18."

Yeah, right. The police laughed when I had my bike stolen.

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fuscous, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:57, archived)

but you don't have your own TV show to slag them off on

if they didn't investigate

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:01, archived)

True

but they didn't bank on me complaining about it on an internet message board 10 years later. This'll show them.

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fuscous, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:05, archived)

HA!

IN THEIR FACES!

:¬D

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:07, archived)

because it still had stabilisers on there... foo!

(likeajackhammer, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:02, archived)

Training wheels

if you don't mind!

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fuscous, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:06, archived)

Why has he got a alien for a gun?

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:57, archived)

that's Judy!

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:00, archived)

Doctors would look different...

(Quick shop, tricky to find hair XD )

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Hohum21, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:42, archived)

SURGERY'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS

woo

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:43, archived)

AIDS?!

I hate it when that happens!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:46, archived)

LEMONAIDS?

mmm, tasty

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:47, archived)

POWERAIDS!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:48, archived)

POWERTOOLS!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:51, archived)

Blurrdy hell

what's going on here then?

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:43, archived)

Needs more Dr. Alan Statham - Consultant Raaaaaaaaaadiologist

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:43, archived)

hello Brian

*flicks ash from superking*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:48, archived)

even i draw the line at piercing arse holes

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:55, archived)

Black Doctors?

Don't be so bloody silly.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:44, archived)

hibbert?

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:45, archived)

Have you tried drinking a glass of water upside down?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:45, archived)

cliff huxtable

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:46, archived)

He's not a real doctor

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:46, archived)

well why did he ask me to take my trousers down

and cough?

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:48, archived)

haha

/Muntz

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:49, archived)

Hmmm

(psylocyber 'shopping your mom...., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:39, archived)

Yes

But does it bring all the boys to the yard?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:39, archived)

haha!

(likeajackhammer, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:40, archived)

Indeed it does

(psylocyber 'shopping your mom...., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:41, archived)

I hate that song..

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:43, archived)

You are wrong to.

It is excellent - the percussion in it is perfect.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:44, archived)

Indeed

I'm not a pop fan but the bass and drums on this track are superlative.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:46, archived)

I quite like it

7/8 time keeping is the best:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:45, archived)

I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

:D

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:49, archived)

Well you'll have to have such songs as Money by the Floyd

As that is mostly 7/8 timing.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:53, archived)

grab the cash

make a stash

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:55, archived)

Jamaica?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:43, archived)

Hehe

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:41, archived)

Mugatu's pre-ginger years?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:41, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:42, archived)

Hahahahaha!

I just laughed down the phone - bugger!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:42, archived)

haha your Phone LOL made me Office LOL

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:47, archived)

hahahaha!

LOLed, but its ok, my boss has fucked off somewhere.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:43, archived)

That's

my kind of party!!

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Aenesis, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:45, archived)

I'm a sex unicorn!

Hahaha

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:46, archived)

pfffffffft!

tea meets monitor

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:19, archived)

hahahahahahha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:50, archived)

headdobbers

are the future

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:43, archived)

How dizzy would you get colouring in tho?

lol

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:43, archived)

Ask Mugatu

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:45, archived)

happy goths dressed in white

(chixor, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:37, archived)

turtles head

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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:38, archived)

german helmet

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:41, archived)

i'd get back down the tanning shop and demand a refund.

and yay for your first post.
welcome.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:38, archived)

*fears*

has the whole world gone insane.

(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:38, archived)

not the whole world frank, just a small percentage of the population...

*cue waiter walking away with bare arse*

(likeajackhammer, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:39, archived)

this needs more dark skin and white hair

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:39, archived)

Have

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:45, archived)

Prize* to anyone who gets this...

... without looking at the filename

*no prize

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Funkster, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:18, archived)

something to do with corus?

that looks like an effects pedal

erm. nope

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:19, archived)

that's a wah-wah damn you:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:21, archived)

great

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:23, archived)

i need a crunch

mow

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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:37, archived)

Mow mow mow mow?

Talk that talk, and walk that walk etc.

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Funkster, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:39, archived)

I gots it!

Which, frankly, is desperately sad of me

(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:19, archived)

Corus Pedal

looks more like a Wah Wah to me though

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:19, archived)

Yeah.

It was just a decent picture of a pedal.

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Funkster, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:20, archived)

Ywah but it's a wah!

A cry baby if I'm not mistaken. Chorus indeed *tisk*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:23, archived)

get over it ian

it's not important

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:24, archived)

Bloody townies!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:26, archived)

what is a corus pedal?

it seems i got it, without realising

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:21, archived)

Chorus Pedal

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:21, archived)

wtf is a chorus pedal?

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new_matt, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:22, archived)

It's a pedal that add a warm timbre to a sound

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:25, archived)

what is a chorus pedal?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:22, archived)

*joins in*

what in all that is holy is a chorus pedal?

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:24, archived)

it's an electric guitar effects pedal

www.musiciansbuy.com/mmMBCOM/Images/TC_940SCF011_dw.jpg
with knobs and switches and things

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:25, archived)

Flange!

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Funkster, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:26, archived)

Flanger!

But personally I wouldn't want a flanger build into a chorus. Both work well together and that seems only to be able to do either or. Putting a phaser in there would be just as bad:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:29, archived)

I concur

Plus, a whole line of boss effects pedals looks much more impressive on stage than one fancy box with lots of switches that pretends to do them all.

Even though it is annoying having to keep healthy batteries in all of them

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Funkster, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:32, archived)

I always wanted a full Boss rack , like my teacher

All I have is an Overdrive now, but I don't really need that as my Marshall has an Overdrive channel

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:36, archived)

I had a Peavey Rage 108.

Deceptively noisy for something so small.

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:37, archived)

i had a peavey bandit 112

i sold it for drugs

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:40, archived)

woo and yay

for recreational drug abuse in its myriad of forms!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:41, archived)

Would Photon Torpedoes help?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:36, archived)

i believe it is a modulation effect used by guitarists

that works by mixing a signal with a slightly delayed copy of itself creating a comb-filter effect

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:22, archived)

oh cool

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:23, archived)

LOL!

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:24, archived)

*ignores*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:29, archived)

Bonus prize* for using the term 'comb filter' on b3ta

Woo for you!
*etc.

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Funkster, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:24, archived)

i take the comb filter comment back

and replace it with something about nulls in the frequency domain at multiples of the reciprocal of the delay time

or something

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:26, archived)

I might have to issue an actual prize at this rate.

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Funkster, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:27, archived)

ooh i see from your website that you are a bit of a music-stuff geek too

i designed and built a midi-to-cv converter, and have various midi projects in the pipeline when i can be arsed to buy a decent power supply

*runs away in shame*

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:32, archived)

You would be refering to the psycho-accoustic method of defining direction.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:32, archived)

i really don't think i am

edit: from re-reading your reply i think i get you. yes it's a very similar mechanism, the delay between your ears being created by distance and the speed of sound.

/geeking it up at lunch blog

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:33, archived)

It's how

I think you are:P Or he is. I studied psycho acoustics for quite quite a while.

But we'll test fuckster with what is the speed of sound?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:36, archived)

in a vacuum?

or in honey? ;)

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:39, archived)

There is a specific answer I'm looking for:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:40, archived)

I will now build a speaker full of honey!

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Funkster, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:41, archived)

sweet!

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:42, archived)

Depends on temperature, altitude etc...

... but isn't it about 290m/s?

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Funkster, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:40, archived)

Close!

Altitude is not really that much of a factor in audio. But I was looking for the standard that is 343mps at 20c.

Classically used to set your delays.

The height of a 100Hz sinwave?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:41, archived)

altitude affects pressure affects the speed of sound in air

NEXT!

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:43, archived)

Yes it does

But not that many gigs have been done on Everest you know.

Possibly something I saw in a magazine or when I was lecturing live sound at university:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:50, archived)

Not right now,

but one day we'll all be playing gigs at flying parties, and we'll have to fiddle the delays on the video screens to match.

3 feet high, and rising...

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Funkster, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:44, archived)

Well a one hertz cycle on 343mps would be 343m high

So 100 would be 34.3 metres:P
So therefore 1kHz 3.43m
etc

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:08, archived)

my cat's name is mittens

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:45, archived)

Is that an allusion...

... to a fourdam-style cat violation?

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Funkster, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:47, archived)

Wah wah with a C on it?

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:20, archived)

Wahwahwah all the way home?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:22, archived)

no idea

:(

no banana for me!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:22, archived)

Hello there

check your gaz :)

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:23, archived)

Hello back

check yours :D

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:27, archived)

dunno.

but the one on my sewing machine has busted.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:22, archived)

you have a sewing machine?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:23, archived)

my mums did recently too

apparently it's a common fault with old singers

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:24, archived)

curse you

i can't think of anything witty to say about your mum being an old singer.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:26, archived)

Her name's Pearl?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:26, archived)

and her job is entertaining folks

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:29, archived)

in a nightclub?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:29, archived)

I always misheard that as "in her nightclothes"

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:31, archived)

hahaha!

and curse you too for implanting that bloody song in my head.

'spose it could have been worse.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:32, archived)

I'm not going to even mention Agadoo

P.S. Never had chance to say it was a pleasure meeting you on Saturday - you're a bloody grand chap :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:34, archived)

that's very sweet of you.

likewise sir, i look forward to the next time.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:36, archived)

Such as the Terry & June

theme?

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:35, archived)

What you have a crap boyband on your sewing machine?

No wonder it's not working!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:24, archived)

i don't know

I'm such a crybaby

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:23, archived)

I don't understand this

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:24, archived)

it's a

pedal steel, as played by daniel lanois

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:29, archived)

Badum-tish!

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Funkster, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:30, archived)

ah come on now

might not've been what you were thinking of, but you can't tell me it's not right

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:25, archived)

Distortion pedal?

*books eye test*

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:32, archived)

It had a good sleeve, that record.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:16, archived)

arf!

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:17, archived)

Show off:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:18, archived)

who is the O in Boy?

she grapes my squildo

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new_matt, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:18, archived)

looks like that lanky northerners bird

..... wotsis name

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:23, archived)

she a gettyimages gal

here's a ghetto version for yo ass

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:33, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!

Side by side on my pyanokeyboard ohlord!

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:17, archived)

why can't weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

LAAA LAAA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAA

weeee

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:17, archived)

did stevie paint it?

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:19, archived)

hahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:24, archived)

Chief Running Water.

(Birthday prezzy for me Gran)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:13, archived)

Woo!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:13, archived)

CHEAPSKATE

Actually, it's wonderful. Well done you and your lucky granny.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:14, archived)

Beautiful

you perv ;)

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:14, archived)

Not a perv.

*Draws Chorizowagon in Nurse Sally style comic*

heheheheee......

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:15, archived)

+exploding norks please

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:16, archived)

But they would hinder your crimefighting/monster killing/acrobatic abilities

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:17, archived)

Thats why they explode

to get out of the way when I transform from a big breasted legal secretary into my flatchested super-hero alter ego.

Its like the anti-island-fruit!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:30, archived)

Heheheehee

An inversion of the cliche :D

"Breasts: REDUCE!"

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:33, archived)

2. Publish

3.Profit

/autocomplete

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:16, archived)

Arf!

Do it!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:18, archived)

this reminds me, what happened to the conclusion?

you put them in a temple, riddled with traps?

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Mr. Johnson, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:24, archived)

Still not finished it!

I'll try and write the rest tonight :)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:26, archived)

hurrah!

*sends more cake*

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Mr. Johnson, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:35, archived)

Big Chief Sit on Me Face?

I'm sure your gran will love a big strapping red indian

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:14, archived)

Ello sir sexpot

*slaps*

I love that song... the monty python one that is!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:19, archived)

hurrah!

*bends for another one*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:21, archived)

Does he work for Thames Water?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:15, archived)

Clearly not

otherwise he'd be Chief Leaking Water.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:16, archived)

Well he could still be

on a Friday night!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:17, archived)

it's good

but it's no chief chirpa - best of all the chiefs

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:15, archived)

if it's for your gran

you'll need to etch that onto thick tinfoil
andd then colour it with inks

and put it in a godawful frame

/grandparents with no taste

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:16, archived)

haha

My dad made something similar with the wrappers from Roses chocolates

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:16, archived)

classy

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:20, archived)

awesome

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:16, archived)

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:16, archived)

Needs more tits!

sorry, tis fecking brill!

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:17, archived)

that is most woosome sir!

she'll love it!
P.S. I've been busy all pissing day stats will be low!
have I missed anything good?!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:18, archived)

everyone posted pictures of their genitalia between 10am and 11am

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:20, archived)

Everyone spent 11am til 12am sobbing quietly.

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:22, archived)

hehehe

nice one.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:27, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6945159

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:29, archived)

Ooo.

Very nice.
That is all the wonders.

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:33, archived)

they don't half go on.....

Edit: Something's gone fritzo with my hosting... lemme check.

Edit Edit: There now.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:13, archived)

this is taking about 4 months to load for some reason

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:18, archived)

dunno why

image is only about 40K...

Oddness indeed. Still investigating.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:19, archived)

it's here now

and it's amoosing

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:40, archived)

potato rofl

hold the mayo

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:18, archived)

silliness!

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:30, archived)

sorry Micto

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:07, archived)

you are a terrible cunt

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:08, archived)

and not a monty in sight

I'm afraid I'm with micto ;) on this one!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:09, archived)

as a youth i used to weep in butcher's shops

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:10, archived)

Was it the beefy curtains?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:11, archived)

OUTRAGEOUS!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:12, archived)

Hahaha woo

Hiya you *smooshes*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:12, archived)

Hello Lovely...

all well with your good self?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:14, archived)

Not too bad ta

:D

and you?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:16, archived)

Assuming the 'Recovery Position' would probably describe it best

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:17, archived)

monty?

and thanks

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:11, archived)

uncle monty

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:12, archived)

Wasn't there a user called

Monty you terrible cunt?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:12, archived)

yes i think so

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:12, archived)

You called?

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:11, archived)

*Vomits lunch*

God I hate those two there is NO excuse EVER to use them in a picture!

Other than that... wooo yay and *cuddles*

Also Afternings all!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:09, archived)

i used to know a guy that worked on the show

he got on alright with them

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:09, archived)

I'm sure they're both lovely

But I really Really REALLY hated that show, consumate idiots should not be kid's role models

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:11, archived)

i've never watched it properly

as i'm an adult

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:11, archived)

Bah

I mean when I was younger silly :)

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:13, archived)

Pffft!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:15, archived)

O.K

*returns to Ninja pic fury*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:10, archived)

Nonononononono

The pic is woo, as is the idea, I just can't stand the chuckle brothers!!

*huggles*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:12, archived)

thankees

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:13, archived)

*Chuckles*

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Ian Woosnam, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:15, archived)

'afternings CW!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:10, archived)

Nings sir

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:13, archived)

GASP!

Blasphemy! Burn her!

*ignites spork*

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:11, archived)

hahahhahah

that should be a T-Shirt

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:10, archived)

haha this!

tis most woo I say. The bottom one's bestest.

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:12, archived)

^^ Agreed

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:14, archived)

what bottom one?

*edits to test Toasty's theory*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:14, archived)

hahahah

that'll confuse them.
And subconsciously they will all realise and be overwhelmed with the urge to click the I like this button ;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:16, archived)

haha

yay!

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rogan, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:13, archived)

Hahahaha!

Outrageous!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:13, archived)

Adorable old Bernard. 'I get load of Pakis coming to my club, and they all love a laff'.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:02, archived)

ris?

i don't get it

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:04, archived)

i think he forgot the ctrl-i

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:05, archived)

yes, this ^

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:06, archived)

It's a compo entry.

So he likes black people now because they are white etc...

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Statler&Waldorf I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:06, archived)

ohhh

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:07, archived)

if you like asians and afro-carribeans

you don't tend to call them pakis or darkies

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:07, archived)

I was briefly

perplexed by the disparity between the british "asian" (i.e. indo-pakistani descent) and the american "asian" (oriental). I asked my sister's american flatmate what she would mean if she described someone as "asian" and she got on a high horse and said she never would because that's labelling someone with something they can't control and that I was a racist for saying anything like it.

I asked her how she'd describe someone's apparent ethnic origin to the police in the event that she got mugged.

Her reply?

"If he robbed me then he's probably black."

I love my own double standards but I do not respect them in others.

P.s. if anyone's offended by the language in this post, please feel free to ignore it. I'll be out back playing with my black lesbian wheelchair-bound midget special-needs gypsy friend "token".

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:52, archived)

Very clever

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Statler&Waldorf I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:05, archived)

My mate told me that Bernard Manning had introduced bird flu to the UK

It took some pisstaking before he realised his mistake...

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:15, archived)

i was always confused between those two as a kid

also, gerry adams and gerry anderson

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:26, archived)

Hmm...™

img83.imageshack.us/my.php?image=reidyf0.swf

This is driving me mad, when creating a flash file that uses embedded movie clips it cannot be saved as an animated gif...only a swf.

There must be a way to get it into a gif?
Any ideas?

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WOLF .™, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:52, archived)

that same thing pissed me off

I didn't find a solution either

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:54, archived)

I tried saving it as an Avi

no joy,

I was hoping there'd be a way to flatten the file to a series of looped frames.
then it could be an animated gif.

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WOLF .™, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:55, archived)

ignore me

i misread your post

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:59, archived)

i ended up just opening teh movie in image ready

sorry

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:06, archived)

that's what i suggested beofre i got confused and edited

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:08, archived)

that's probably the simplest* way

*may not be simplest

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new_matt, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:13, archived)

No, no idea

but the flash version is mesmerising.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:54, archived)

I'm under the impression that I did it before

There was also an optimize for gif window somewhere.

/not very helpful at work blog

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Your watch is BACK, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:57, archived)

You could try

playing the SWF file, and using a screen capture program to save the frames to an AVI...

Then convert that to a GIF.

It's a long way to do it, but it'll work...

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cuntmuffin, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:58, archived)

can't help with the clever stuff

but i'm liking this.

can you not convert a swf into a gif or does that bugger things up?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:58, archived)

alas no

You can save a Fla file as an animated gif, but the gif will only be animated if the Fla file is a simple series of frames, tweens can be used.

But the moment any actionscript or movie clips etc are used the gif will not be animated.

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WOLF .™, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:05, archived)

flash is still a bit of a mystery to me.

as are most things.

why do they make things so complicated.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:08, archived)

To spite you

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WOLF .™, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:09, archived)

Try this..

www.ivideogo.com/

MyVideoConverter. It looks shit, but it isn't. That'll do swf to avi for a start.

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Carlossus, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:19, archived)

What a bunch of cunts.

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Ian Woosnam, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:50, archived)

hahahahahah

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:50, archived)

ha ha ha!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:50, archived)

hahahah!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:51, archived)

hahahaha

great

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Milkman Dan, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:51, archived)

Hahaha

you evil cunt ;D

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:51, archived)

hahahaha!

hehehehehehe!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:52, archived)

hahahaha

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:52, archived)

hahahaha

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:54, archived)

hahahahahahaha

I approve

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:54, archived)

class.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:55, archived)

hahahaha, that's ace :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:58, archived)

Pffffffft

This deserves a big fat *CLICK*

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:01, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

* joins in communal laughing session

(mudslinger lives in a house surrounded by pussy....... cats!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:09, archived)

~~laugh~~ wank

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:10, archived)

you'll go blind

if you do that too long....

(mudslinger lives in a house surrounded by pussy....... cats!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:12, archived)

Exactly how long is too long?

I think my cock is in danger of being rubbed away to a shiny bump before my eyesight gives out

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:13, archived)

then take it out

of the electric pencil sharpener then.....

(mudslinger lives in a house surrounded by pussy....... cats!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:15, archived)

and another....

Reid Story

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:40, archived)

haha

genius

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Milkman Dan, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:41, archived)

guess the answer, win the woo!

add the numbers

6 x 7 divided by twelve
+ 120 minus 4 plus fourteen =

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:42, archived)

y'see it took a while to get the hidden numbers in those things...

every 'i' = 1
every 'iv' = 4
and so on

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:42, archived)

but shirley the "ivi" in divided could be

i, v, i = 1+5+1 or
iv + i = 4+1 or
i + vi = 1+6

so basically 5 or 7

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new_matt, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:45, archived)

or 'all of the above'

i = 1
iv = 4
v = 5
vi = 6
i = 1

equals 17 in total...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:48, archived)

yup

and if you plump for one
they'll make the answer the other

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:48, archived)

What if you texted in an equation so awesome

that no matter what they changed the values to mean, you'd be correct

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:50, archived)

then you'd probably be in a science lab doing cool stuff

and not watching ITV4 in the middle of the night

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:52, archived)

X = A + B + C

Where A, B and C are the provided values

*Wins Nobel peace prize*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:56, archived)

then you would rule the world

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:52, archived)

come on Pinky

we have work to do

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:54, archived)

ALso the x between 6 and 7 is a 10

(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:57, archived)

I'm sure there must be a way to beat them through the legal system

OFCOM or whatnot

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:59, archived)

133.5

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:43, archived)


_________  _
MMMMMCCCXMMXIIX

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:59, archived)

nicely done sir

I was going to do one that said

Congratulations, you've won a free Holiday

trouble is, they'll just throw the phone away or buy another dodgy sim card

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:42, archived)

hahaha

Mr Humphreys abusing Grade on Today today was most amusing.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:42, archived)

He missed off "Stealing our women"

in his list of nasty things foreign types do

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:43, archived)

pffft!

(

Mr. Johnson, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:43, archived)

hahaha!

you couldn't make this sort of thing up.
why not just issue them all with sploding phones,
it's a bit messy but far more cost effective.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:44, archived)

I saw that idea in action in a documentary

"Running man", was very effective

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:45, archived)

even better, it's proven technology.

can't fail.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:47, archived)

Motion passed

exploding devices for illegal immigrants

Free t-shirts for everyone else

yay

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:49, archived)

Switzerland, 1939:

"We are now throwing out more asylum seekers - failed asylum seekers - than ever before."

Woo your pic!

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Your watch is BACK, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:53, archived)

hehehehehe

that's the piece of the article that made me smile, realising he had to correct himself :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:54, archived)

noticed that too

but it's rather surprising* how they can get away with this sort of things.

_*disgusting

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Your watch is BACK, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:56, archived)

ARf!

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:53, archived)

Arf!!!!!!!

Noon sir how are you?

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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:54, archived)

Not so bad thanks fella, hope the same can be said for you

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:55, archived)

ashally

when i went to germany last year, dangerously close to the world cup, as soon as i landed and turned my mobile on, a text arrived telling me how to contact the british embassy should i need them!

talk about expecting the worst...

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fross Read your email on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:56, archived)

Nicely.

*clicks*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:56, archived)

Dear Mr. teh Architect

I represent EMAP Publishing.
I have currently run off with your image to the Canary Islands, which was this weeks winning prize.

Thank you

A. Cnut

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:09, archived)

Come on then, fess up...

is that your hand in a glove so you look "foreign"...?!

(+woo)

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collapsibletank procreates, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:13, archived)

hahaha, no, no its isn't :)

it was a google search for mobile phone+text message

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:15, archived)

penguins obviously

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:34, archived)

I'm liking this.

EDIT: *clicks*

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:36, archived)

That's an unqualified delight!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:36, archived)

if only i were qualified

i'd have managed splashes and everything.

thank you for your kind words.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:41, archived)

Sod the splashes, that is ace!

It's so chock full of hummus that there is no room for splashes anyway.
*clicks even though it's on the FP*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 20:16, archived)

Excellent!

*Clicks*

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:37, archived)

ha ha ha ha!!

i like!
i like!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:37, archived)

Fantastic!

*strokes penguins*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:37, archived)

hahah

yay

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:38, archived)

woo yay for added penguins!

(

Mr. Johnson, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:39, archived)

magic

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new_matt, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:40, archived)

perfect

this is wonderful

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:42, archived)

smashing stuff

hurrah for penguins

(ivor_the_engine, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:43, archived)

Thats

chuffin ace

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DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:50, archived)

class!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:52, archived)

Wonderful!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:07, archived)

well done!

very well done!
See Dr D for a Costanza Seal of Approval!
(worth 10 FP's in Tanzaian Dollars!)

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 19:14, archived)

hahahaha, ace!

and congrats on the FP fella!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 19:53, archived)

One bash and a shark shaped condom you think you're 'kin royalty

*goes to put the kettle on*

:)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:13, archived)

brilliant

(

lemonhead, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)

THANK YOU .

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:11, archived)

Absolutely top notch Sir!

*clicks*

(Audioduck So, can I haz fucking Cheezburgers or not?, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:17, archived)

woo!

penguins are funny :3

(kodomo_ja_nai fuck it, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:46, archived)

Slappy the Happy Seal

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:28, archived)

Indeed

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:28, archived)

why does it have an alien for a foot?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:29, archived)

eh?

did you mean an alien?

it looks like a cross between alien and flipper.
the back foot thing i mean

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:30, archived)

ha ha!

i see it

"bitch!!!"

THREAD JACK:
does anyone know if any TV stations are showing
the Celtic match tonight?

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:31, archived)

it's on sky sports interactive

i shall be listening to it on the radio

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:37, archived)

ah cool

my Japanese Lodger is a Celtic fan
but i couldn't find the game listed
on the normal sky sports channels

cheers

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:40, archived)

Hahaha

So very true

*opens tattyshop*

*closes tattyshop* damn you, toats.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:32, archived)

I also see this

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:33, archived)

get some work done you!

*cracks whip*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:34, archived)

I'm going to kill you.

But not before whoever posted the Chucklevision picture earlier.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:36, archived)

Never mind

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:34, archived)

arf

*claws its way through stomach*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:35, archived)

Hahahahahaha

Genius!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:40, archived)

Spastic in a wet-suit?

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:29, archived)

Girlfriend in a coma

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:30, archived)

Cock in a frock

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:31, archived)

Cunt in a Punt

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:31, archived)

Twat in a Cat

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:33, archived)

pig in a poke

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:33, archived)

fart in a spacesuit

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:34, archived)

Spack in a mack

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:36, archived)

Mong in a thong

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:38, archived)

Cod in a parsley sauce

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:39, archived)

LOL!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:41, archived)

A simple in a wimple

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:40, archived)

'tard in a yard

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:47, archived)

Flid in a lid

possibly...

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:02, archived)

Mmmm jawas

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:11, archived)

Awesome!

Woo Yay!

The board is moving fast =/

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:12, archived)

2 posts in 20mins?

keep up!!

:D

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:21, archived)

my last reply was pushed off the board when I came back

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:24, archived)

*pushes*

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:26, archived)

A_{A_{A_{A_{A_{A_{A_{A_{A_{A_{A_RGH}}}}}}}}}}

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:27, archived)

*catches*

*gropes*

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:29, archived)

Out of the frying pan...

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:31, archived)

...into the sex dungeon!

Lucky Weasel!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:32, archived)

*watches hundreds of sex-crazed dominatrixes swarm Weasel*

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:33, archived)

If I had hundreds of sex-crazed dominatrixes

in my dungeon, why would I want Weasel?

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:38, archived)

You have a sex dungeon?

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:39, archived)

are you not paying attention?

b3ta.com/board/6945548

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:41, archived)

Yes

but it doesn't specify your sex dungeon.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:42, archived)

Quite right, it doesn't

*bundle's wastedindustry in to MY sex dungeon*

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:47, archived)

:-o

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:50, archived)

*really hopes he fell in Angelina Jolie's sex dungeon*

we would do all of the nawties

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:47, archived)

she'd only take all your blood

and leave you a shrunken corpse...

which you could abuse to your hearts content

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:50, archived)

*waves*

unfortunately not.....

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:50, archived)

I knew the anus clamps were going to far for her

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:52, archived)

excellent!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:12, archived)

nice!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:13, archived)

"Hey, what are you trying to push on us?" (Luke quote)

Looks like a Dune sandworm too

Edit - why was that baby swimming thread deleted?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:14, archived)

oooooo....

I think you'll find that was an Uncle Owen quote....

:)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:16, archived)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:19, archived)

Good ol' Uncle Owen

When he's not servicing wind traps he's being fried into a skeleton.

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:20, archived)

Bit of a rum do, isn't it?

hehe

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:22, archived)

At least he died the way he lived

taking laser blasts to the face

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:25, archived)

ha ha

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:25, archived)

Arf!

Imagine how much jumping about he had to do to actually get hit by a stormtrooper!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:28, archived)

Don't know

I bet it was 4dam's fault.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:18, archived)

*hopes*

edit:

YAY I WIN!

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:20, archived)

Damn you 4dam!!!

*shakes fist at work colleague*

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:21, archived)

I deleted it..

because it felt wrong having some crew making funny paedo gags about my own nipper.

Sorry about that.

(SirCliveFC, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:22, archived)

now I'm off

for a bleach shower

(SirCliveFC, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:22, archived)

ha ha!

was to be expected though really....

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:24, archived)

I'm nothing if not predictable

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:24, archived)

sorry!

Probably best not to post pictures of any loved ones on here.....

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:24, archived)

No problem

No offence taken, should have guessed what would happen.

(SirCliveFC, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:26, archived)

I feel dirty now

Genuine apologies

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:28, archived)

*scolds*

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:30, archived)

*skulks off*

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:32, archived)

Fair enough

Most of the breeders on here don't post pictures of their spawn for precisely that reason.

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:24, archived)

Fair enough

I thought the board was being quite tame about it.

A year ago somebody posted a pic of their son who had downs syndrome...big mishtake!

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:27, archived)

Ouch

I bet it was like a feeding frenzy

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:28, archived)

It wasnt nice

Post after post of "Your son looks like a mong!!!" and "MONG BOY MONG BOY"

Then the bloke posted "Yes, my son has downs, thanks for pointing it out"

whoops.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:33, archived)

Welcome to b3ta!

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:35, archived)

One day we'll all laugh about it....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Bender quote)

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:37, archived)

but look how far you've come now!!

*pinches cheek*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:28, archived)

hahahahahahahahahaha!

I was going to say:

"But since then everyone learned to accept little Mugatu"

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:29, archived)

ha ha ha!!

i like yours more

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:32, archived)

HEY!

mummy says i'm special

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:40, archived)

Really?

Link?

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:28, archived)

yes, it does bear some resemblance

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:28, archived)

IS IT REAL?

No bridge, cant be

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:38, archived)

look closer

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:08, archived)

hahaha!

you really are brilliant ~~sometimes~~ always.

(

Mr. Johnson, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:15, archived)

good 'ning good sir

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:20, archived)

good 'ning to you too!

(

Mr. Johnson, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:31, archived)

this rocks

nicely done too

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:15, archived)

Woooo!

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:15, archived)

Fabularse

Nice tag too.

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:17, archived)

brilliant

woo

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:17, archived)

don't think you can just worm your way into my affections!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:23, archived)

woosome!

i've no idea what it is but it scares me.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:36, archived)

We are on very important business...

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:04, archived)

can you fly Bobbie?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:04, archived)

\o/

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:06, archived)

the dog face is the scariest bit of that picture

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:06, archived)

Seconded.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:10, archived)

zippy gives me the fear.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:14, archived)

I love that bit - i think it's my fave bit of the film

although that looks more like Emil when he has been through the slime

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:06, archived)

It is Emil

I just threw in the random Robocop quote because it's a good one.

Best bit about Emil's end is how his head tumbles off and explodes when he's hit by the car.

I was always disappointed with Robocop for going with the rubbish ending, the original with Murphy punching Boddiker's head through the wall would have been awesome.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:07, archived)

haha yup

I was put in detention at school for trying to recreate that scene as my drama project.

I like the bit when he is robbing the petrol station
"Think you can outsmart a bullet?"

/seen robocop FAR too many times to be healthy

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:09, archived)

LIES!

you can never watch robocop enough.

(

Mr. Johnson, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:12, archived)

oh - I will probably watch it again tonight now

then leave some random quotes from it on my mate's voicemail

such as

"miiiind if I...zipthisup?"

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:17, archived)

same here

i have the soundtrack as well..
there were t'internet rumours of a kiddie-safe robocop remake a while back. *shudders*

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:13, archived)

there was the tv show

that was aimed at the A Team audience

I have a Japanese import book of the making of Robocop somewhere

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:15, archived)

cool.

i think i've seen a couple of scans from that. there were some nifty diagrams showing how robo functions and stuff.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:23, archived)

I have the ITV version on VHS somewhere

it's VERY funny

"I used to call the Old Man funny names. Iron Butt, Boner... once I even called him Bonehead"

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:15, archived)

reminds me of the tv version of scarface.

"how did you get this scar? eating pineapple?"

(

Mr. Johnson, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:19, archived)

the best bit about the bonehead one

is that they didn't even bother to try and match up the voice

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:21, archived)

I love badly dubbed swearing.

The best one I saw was some Eddie Murphy film or another. He was clearly saying 'motherfucker' which got overdubbed with 'damn'.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:24, archived)

my swear filter

didn't like either of those words :)

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:27, archived)

I don't think

swear filters are supposed to like those sorts of words.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:30, archived)

ha ha!

i remember seeing this the first time

WHAT!?!? Robocop on at 4 in the afternoon
*watches*
*laughs*

although, no where near as bad as the series
now that was really awfull :(

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:25, archived)

or the guy in the shop with the shotgun

who shouts "fuck me" as he's blasting away
and they over dub it to "why me"

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:28, archived)

Hahaha

I remember that actually

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:36, archived)

It was done really badly as well

"Fwhy me, Fwhy me?" The spicey melon farmer line was a classic too.

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:40, archived)

this film has been specially ruined for television.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:01, archived)

indeed

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:09, archived)

^this.

+ you have 20 seconds to comply

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Mr. Johnson, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:10, archived)

I've been meaning to buy the

Frank Miller Robocop graphic novel.

Any idea if it's worth it?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:20, archived)

he wrote robocop 2 and 3

so you do the math.

i'd buy the 300 graphic novel if i were you, far better purchase.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:59, archived)

Is that

Sloth on the right again?
He keeps on popping up in the most unlikely of places.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:05, archived)

looks more like the poor guy from Robocop

"help mee! heeeelp meeee!"

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:06, archived)

that's what i thought

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:07, archived)

See if I was Robocop

I would have shot him in the head and laughed.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:07, archived)

Emil

his name is Emil - he should be remembered.

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:07, archived)

i shall remember him

as the doctor who was killed by a helicopter in ER

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:09, archived)

3 way mindpiss!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:10, archived)

jinkys

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:11, archived)

I remember you! You're dead. We killed you!

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:10, archived)

he was ace in ER

where he lost his arm by walking in to a helicopter.

And then another helicopter fell on him in another series

Not a lucky actor

:D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:09, archived)

not lucky?

he got to play Toxic Emil!

he has one of those bits that everyone remebers, like the "put him in a body bag! yeah!" bit in Karate kid

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:12, archived)

What about whatsisface?

Got killed by a terminator, an alien and a predator?

Edit: Bill Paxton, that's the chap.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:38, archived)

He is the guy from Robocop

Paul McCrane, more recently of ER and 24 fame....

/geek blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:09, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6945454

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:10, archived)

A veritable golden shower of mindpiss!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:14, archived)

www.robocoparchive.com/old/robo1-11.jpg

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:07, archived)

Forbidden

You don't have permission to access /old/robo1-11.jpg on this server.

Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:07, archived)

bah!

it's on here somewhere...

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:08, archived)

*can't be arsed quite frankly*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:09, archived)

press f5 and it refreshes with the picture

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)

Rocket Romano

"Give me all your money, bookworm, etc..."

(netpixie you should reconsider your life choices., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:09, archived)

*shudders*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:05, archived)

this is odd

but well done

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Milkman Dan, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:06, archived)

haha!

nice taggage

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:07, archived)

Interpreting freely as I read the article...

Story

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:58, archived)

nicely done squire

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:59, archived)

spot on

at least that won't get nicked by nuts.. it's too clever for their readership

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Milkman Dan, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:00, archived)

Too true.

Woo and yay to the pic. Lovely work.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:01, archived)

haha!

nice 'shopping.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:01, archived)

Britney?

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:02, archived)

hahahaha

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:08, archived)

I actually thought it was her at first

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:10, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:02, archived)

ace.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:04, archived)

hahaha

nicely done

woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:04, archived)

Pfft!

but I got more distracted by this whilst I was trying to read the BBC's story.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6424937.stm

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Fluffy elephants, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:05, archived)

Crikey, it's Catherine Tate

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:08, archived)

so it is!

I heard about that on the radio this morning.

"If they didn't keep taking our children away we'd stop having them"

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:10, archived)

unemployed locksmith?

or a burglar

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:14, archived)

'Unemployed locksmith' made me wonder too.

I wonder if their children are all weird looking?

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Fluffy elephants, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:17, archived)

"When siblings have children, there is a 50% chance that the child will be disabled"

Has the ring of a hyped-up scare about it, and putting a figure on something unquantifiable.
There is an increased chance of recessive genes matching ... something to do with alleles ... but recessive genes aren't necessarily harmful, and the risks involved in siblings breeding are smaller in the first generation.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:41, archived)

That's some nice shopping right there!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:09, archived)

That makes me feel ill

There are more Brits committing benefit fraud every day than there are immigrants "stealing" benefits, but nobody wants to look into that because then the white man gets the shit. Utter, utter wanker.

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:27, archived)

he had to correct himself a few times, he really does belong on Dad's Army

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:51, archived)

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