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# speeeeeeeeeeedy
(beardybeardbeard, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:34, archived)
# nice flame effect!
welcome as well!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:36, archived)
# why thank ye
:)
(beardybeardbeard, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:37, archived)
# hmm.
those 'L' plates look stolen to me.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Woo and welcome!
Although this is giving me mental images of stormtroopers being rocketted backwards and hitting their heads on the wall, just occasionally in the background.

I reckon George Lucas missed a trick there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Mr Lucas might have done
but play any of the Lego Star Wars games to watch this happen. worth it for the background characters doing silly things alone :)
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:42, archived)
# I never saw the point in those games
But you've made me want to play them now. Damn you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:43, archived)
# :)
they are worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:47, archived)
# They are damned fine
/addicted blog
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:48, archived)
# haha!
Gotta get some neons on that baby
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:41, archived)
# No hummus this year :(
4 photos of my fibre-optic light using a red filter and wrong focusing joined together with Gimp and sellotape. I find it relaxing.
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:33, archived)
# Oooooh!
Pulsating! I likes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:34, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:35, archived)
# what other pulsating things do you like?
I've been here too long...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 8 May 2007, 17:55, archived)
# not this, I suspect.

/seems to be making a habit of repeat-photos while pissing about with focus just to do this to
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:48, archived)
# 1970's
fibreoptic lamp AICMFP! ;)


woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:36, archived)
# 2003's
(it uses the wonder of bright white LEDs)
but otherwise correct.
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:37, archived)
# ah
I'm an old bastard, I recall them the first time around ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:41, archived)
# ah
my folks had a proper lava lamp instead.
not quite as relaxing, especially when you got a clip round the ear for shaking it up
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:43, archived)
# *is entranced*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:36, archived)
# *exits*
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:37, archived)
# *spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:38, archived)
# it is the...erm..
sunspot lamp!

howdy , tall evil one.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 8 May 2007, 19:03, archived)
# hola
I did get a nice piccy of it looking very sunspotty but it didn't want to animate.
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:36, archived)
# More booring, unfunny
arty spam.


Click for bigger (70 kb)

previously on b3ta


(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Like! - The Batman is rather good
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Somebody requested that
yesterday or I'd probably never have done it and stuck to fluff and pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:33, archived)
# Oooh they're nice
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:37, archived)
# Glad you like them
it's a little bit sketch and a little bit vector overlay and a lot of smudge work. Alas I think people are boring of them ( i.e. me ) so it's time to find a new trick.

Oh, 'ning lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:43, archived)
# woo!
keep on doing these!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 8 May 2007, 17:48, archived)
# american beauty


Click for bigger (208KB)
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:28, archived)
# LIES
Where's the rest of her forehead?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:28, archived)
# covered by her massive hair
who needs foreheads anyways
now go and watch some coneheads
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:32, archived)
# I love the forehead.
Being as I am, a Van Der Beek (or similar)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:33, archived)
# I see jelly
jelly on her head
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:29, archived)
# *points*
Well done on the blue fluff dancing Dave Gorman things.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:30, archived)
# she likes her hair to..
..be real orange
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:33, archived)
# NSFW!!!
Just kidding. Very good!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:30, archived)
# That's ace!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:30, archived)
# I apologise in advance

Clank for biggins
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:21, archived)
# That's not a bad drawing of Fargas there.
Nice pimp hat also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:22, archived)
# Ello stranger.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:24, archived)
# *bows*
Afterning, m'dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:24, archived)
# And his is your very good self
and the manwife?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:25, archived)
# *takes it you mean how*
I'm alright, got the SG acount back up and running again, so my SEXYTIEM photos can be adored by fat American housebound men....

He's fine also thank you. We're planning our trip to Alton Towers at the mo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:27, archived)
# SG?
looks at sig. ah. Why are you binding them?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:48, archived)
# I like the brain behind your face.
Is it yours or did you steal it?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:22, archived)
# Stolen
I'm afraid. The rozzers are chasing me down as we speak.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:23, archived)
# haha
you nonsense.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:23, archived)
# I think that is one of your best yet.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Dank ee
It's taken 3 frickin days to gather the arsedness to draw it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:25, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:28, archived)
# The reminds me of flash website intros
(I helped save b3ta! SpoonMeiser, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Apply ointment...
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:15, archived)
# i am in Chalfont St Giles right now
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:16, archived)
# Is it very hilly?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Posh git.
(has grown up around Aylesbury/Amersham)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:20, archived)
# ah,
the arse end then? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:44, archived)
# You're on the border actually!
I think you'll find your closer to Chalfont St. Peter ...
(I helped save b3ta! 42 Loves Teh Funphenschnaffles, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:51, archived)
# *boik*
well, that wasn't the source-pic I was expecting for this one, anyway. well done on the surprise: woo!
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:17, archived)
# goatse
I was worried about shopping goatse at work so opted for some fast google-sourcing!!
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:18, archived)
# quite.
so instead of goatse you googled for arses.
I'm not too sure on the logic here...
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:41, archived)
# That's
a particularly unpleasant fundament
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:17, archived)
# How unpleasant.
I will be glad when this compo is o-ver *waves hand in sassy way*
(Northern Lovely, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Derek Acorah
I'm getting a message through...Mary loves Dick! Mary loves Dick!
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:19, archived)
# I'm not Derek Acorah
(Northern Lovely, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:21, archived)
# You are, however, a short Ethiopian with designer stubble that loves Celine Dion.
To be fair, with the Celine Dion loving, I'd rather be Derek. You get to flail wildly at people, shout 'MEHDEH YVVIE' and generally be an arse.

Plus you've got to love the guy that can get away with calling his boss 'you blue peter bitch'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Thats.......
posh piles?
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:19, archived)
# I'm getting sick of this compo now,
so have this:
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:20, archived)
# I totally hate this compo.
Your pic is most disturbing sir. Shifty baby bastard.
(Northern Lovely, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Agrees!
Burn the baby cos it looks like that evil baby in that passion of christ fillum!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:27, archived)
# reminds me of this one (kinda nsfw)
img131.imageshack.us/img131/4049/osmapus7.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:46, archived)
# Raaaaaaaaaaaaaah
whoega-ambulance0
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:10, archived)
# man, that's gonna leave a stain...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Will do if it veers sharply right!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:12, archived)
# ARF!
smashing ace that!!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:12, archived)
#
Hmn. monster appears to be some form of monster variant vampire thingy. He has no reflection!

*Offers self to monster to share eternal life*
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:14, archived)
# think about it
you'd have to go "Raaaaaaah!" all the time
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 8 May 2007, 17:17, archived)
# thats ok.
I seem to be spending more of my time going "Rahhhhhhh!!!" these days anyway!

/dealing with wankers blog
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:18, archived)
# reflection
whoega-ambulance0
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:28, archived)
# That's even more ace.
(I helped save b3ta! SpoonMeiser, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:38, archived)
# It tis very woo
But did you mean it to be that size?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:17, archived)
# apart from the ridiculous file-size
that am woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:19, archived)
# Woo!
But the interweb was unable to continue cos it was fulled up.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:20, archived)
# Tiny Fidel Castro riding a robot dog


I think there's something in the background too but I don't remember drawing that.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 8 May 2007, 17:06, archived)
# YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW!
flog it castro you bearded bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:11, archived)
# uuumhhh.... 'kay
nice work :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 8 May 2007, 17:12, archived)
# That's lovely.
Castro's got a good pose going on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:13, archived)
# he's realised he's got to jump down off that thing
woo to pic
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Vector silhouette using line tool only.

Yay or nay?
*edit* Shit, vader has his todger out again!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:06, archived)
# A big fat
Yay
(Andropov, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Neigh *snort*
Now hay me up, biyatch.

Edit- how rude of me. Woo, sayeth I. *clop*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:08, archived)
# you lost me there...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Very yay
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Kidnapper
Demands of Kidnapper & Japanese Release Negotiations

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"I have three demands, or I'll kill the boy!"

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Negotiator reassesses the situation from next door.

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Head Negotiator dispatched

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Negotiations begin

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Negotiations concluded

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Everyone (almost everyone) goes home in time for dinner.
No muss, no fuss.
In this country, we would talk him out of it,
Spend five million giving him a fair trial,
And pay his food and lodging for life.
No wonder their cars are cheaper than ours.


(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:06, archived)
# blimey.
your message made me LOL tho... :)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:07, archived)
# His clothes didn't come off .
Jumpers' jumpers always do. Well, not always. But sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Why am I looking at a dead Chinese/Japanese/Person of Far East Appearance*
Delete as appropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Wuss
Wussy! Wuss! Wuss!
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:09, archived)
# Also, in other news.
This is old news.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:12, archived)
# And what if he'd taken the kid down with him?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:10, archived)
# They could have screamed
Banzai!
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:11, archived)
# YOU ARE FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:12, archived)
# oh my god ahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Because the Chinese are so fond of children....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Japanese surely
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:14, archived)
# For some reason I could have sworn it said Chinese.
Bah.


Are the Japanese fond of children?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:20, archived)
# not as much as the Chinese...
but after 10 minutes, they want another one...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Ba and zing, my friend.
Ba and zing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:24, archived)
# guns are dishonourable
the negotiator should have used a sword, and done the kid too for being weak. and then himself.
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:13, archived)
# A truly great negotiator uses only a banjo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:14, archived)
# and sock suspenders
tsk
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:15, archived)
#
banjo mallets mallet
(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:39, archived)
# LOL!
I couldnt agree more! LOL
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:25, archived)
# you may as well have just linked to the page you got it from really...
Like here

I don't actually mean the comment in a 'nasty' way fella, but just
linking the page would have saved you some time in hosting the pics yourself
and going to all the trouble :S
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:21, archived)
# Oooooooo!!!
Well found sor!
'doffs cap
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:25, archived)
# He's not worth the effort
GA. He was here yesterday trying to stir up people with his usual racist shite. He's a first class troll from a 3rd class ghetto and does not know any better. Not that I'd excuse him for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:40, archived)
# also
tis on Snopes, I think.

Whatever happened to people showing off their l33t photoshop / GIMP skills.


*looks up*

*looks down*

Oh.. Everyone EXCEPT you is doing that :)

*ignorety ignore*
(I helped save b3ta! tobypowell Ptarmigan!, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:17, archived)
# I've never been on this 'snopes'
any good?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:27, archived)
# You can kindly take this shit and shove it up from where it came from
If I wanted to see dead people, I'd call Bruce Willis or I'd visit rotten.com
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:17, archived)
# u r
gay
(midnight rapist tocajamón, Tue 8 May 2007, 22:19, archived)
# and you are a pathetic little tosser
with a micropenis
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 9 May 2007, 8:36, archived)
# You are a fucking cock sucker.
Ban this twat now.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:19, archived)
# oops
another breach of royal etiquette
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Threadjackmove Futhermuckers!

Previously 1 2 3
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 8 May 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Yay
Mr. Combover is having adventures!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:10, archived)
# HAHA!
Love these, you have such a lovely style mate. Always remonds me of the dizzy games!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Cheers Peeps
Im at work so i've gotta be careful. Internets=teh sack
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 8 May 2007, 17:49, archived)
# Yay!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:13, archived)
# you tell him your highness!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:03, archived)
# .
nice blooms!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:04, archived)
# She wouldn't say no to a soapy titwank though
that Liz
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:04, archived)
# Sophie Tyt-Wanke
good name for a Sloane, that
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Woo
Boots!

God, I hate Dora.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:57, archived)
# This humours me as much as it confuses.
I like it.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:57, archived)
# What the...
hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:57, archived)
# high wycombe?
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:58, archived)
# I believe it's a monkey
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:58, archived)
# high monkey?
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:59, archived)
# probably
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 8 May 2007, 16:59, archived)
# I think he's just picked up his prozac
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Looks like it
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Blech.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:01, archived)
# They think they're so great. Alien gits.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Shit off?
Which planet are you swearing on?

BTW, nice idea. :)
(I helped save b3ta! sicanjal YOUR ALL NOT PLEBS, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:56, archived)
# If you've never been told to shit off,
you've never lived.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:59, archived)
#
*Hasnt lived*
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 8 May 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Shit Off
(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:01, archived)
# SHIT OFF
EARTHLING
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:59, archived)
# Now you've lived.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:04, archived)
# Hahaha
I've been told to piss off, never to shit off :D
(I helped save b3ta! sicanjal YOUR ALL NOT PLEBS, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:59, archived)
# fuckers!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Yeah, bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Ninja! ;)
is the cow losing milk there?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 8 May 2007, 17:02, archived)
# a tear in the space time continuum
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:04, archived)
# I dont know why...
But I like this.
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 8 May 2007, 16:57, archived)
# I don't know why...
but me too.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:00, archived)
# hahahaha
/modest blog
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 8 May 2007, 17:01, archived)
# *shits off*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 8 May 2007, 17:00, archived)
# cool!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:04, archived)
# Yeah.
The aliens won't happy though.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:10, archived)
# I've never been told to Shit Off before...
Fackin cants!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:12, archived)
# They specifically said
they were talking to you too!

Get 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:16, archived)
# I must have known something earlier! lol
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:33, archived)
# shit off yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Probe, my arse!
Er...
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:18, archived)
# what movie is that from
?
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:36, archived)
# Are they advertising it?
Roll up, roll up, get your shit off Earthings here...?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Tue 8 May 2007, 17:56, archived)
# "Si, Baroni"

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Stilleto with a stilleto!
Likes it!
He's the ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:45, archived)
# You talented sod.
Much deserved woo for you.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Muchi Likei
Veryi Pleasingi toi thei eyei.
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Yay! More of this!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 8 May 2007, 16:47, archived)
# awesome :D
woo to you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:52, archived)
# These are ace.
Slightly darker than what we're used to.

Does that there Stilletto look like Rorschach to anyone else?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:54, archived)
# How about....
drawing the DM-mobile?
(noflashintro >>>Fuster Cluck<<<, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Bollocks to that.
Draw a whole graphic novel!

These are the business.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:20, archived)
# Apple's new adverts...
(DaveW, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:41, archived)
# good afternoon
welcome to march :p
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:42, archived)
# I went to the cinema yesterday
the PC/Mac ad was immediately followed by an Intel advert basically stating that you could do everything like a Mac!

I mean who is right? (not that I'll be caring about any nerdy answers posted here)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 16:43, archived)
# they are just boxes full of stuff
that lets you do stuff
but in slightly different ways

it's just marketing
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:45, archived)
# something about stuff
and marketing
hmm, hmm
*takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 16:46, archived)
# It is simple
A PC can do everything a MAc can do in just as good a manner. A Mac can't do half the things a PC can do and it doesn't do it at twice the price. Hope that helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:45, archived)
# have you used a mac?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:46, archived)
# yes thank you
I had the misfortune to have to spend some months with a G4.

Edit:// I wish someone would resurrect the idea Commodore had of a RISC based amiga with dedicated chip architecture running whatever OS you threw at it including MAC and Windows at the same time if you want. It would be running at vastly reduced clock speeds yet outperforming anything on the market today.
The technology was there 10 years ago and I'm sure everyone would want one.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:55, archived)
# THIS FTW
I remember drooling onto my AmigaFormat magazine at the prospect!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 8 May 2007, 17:38, archived)
# somethign about manners
*scribbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 16:47, archived)
# *tries to copy over shoulder*

*realises Griffin Saver is just doodling CDC's and the Quo*
(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:48, archived)
# this is my B3ta O level
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 16:49, archived)
# looks like you're going to do well
this was all i could muster...

(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:51, archived)
# All you had to do was label the diagram!
Durrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 16:52, archived)
# no wonder I am Fail
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:54, archived)
# the way i see it
you just need a mac running windows aswell and then you can do everything. or just use windows...i dunno...I personally have no use for a mac no matter how much they pay two of my favorite comedians to whore themselves towards a corporate brand *scourns*
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:46, archived)
# comedians, windows and scones
Right!

I understand it all now

Its all marketing stuff to make sure that comedians eat scones with good manners through the window.

Off to PC world for me! Do they sell Macs there?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 16:48, archived)
# microwaveable too
pierce the lid with a fork then cook for 3 minutes, stand for one; eat
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:53, archived)
# or
remove after 2 mins, peel back lid and stir. Replace lid and cook for a further 1 min.
(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:56, archived)
# you are talking about mac n cheese
shirley
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:59, archived)
# My Spectrum
is better than your Commodore 64
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:47, archived)
# VIC20 ftw
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:48, archived)
# ORIC 1
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:49, archived)
# WOPR
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Arf!
TicTacToe vs World Nuclear Destruction!

What shall we play?!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:50, archived)
# not now Joshua
I even imagined 80s style plastic key clicks when I typed that

Now I'm imagining Ally Sheedy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Global Thermonuclear War!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:51, archived)
# :D
class film
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:53, archived)
# could I just add
ATMOS
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Dragon 32
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:51, archived)
# i've still got one of them
in my shed
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:53, archived)
# What? A dead hooker?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Pfffft, and double Pffftftt!!!
BBC B - The ideal choice for the geeky schoolkid everywhere!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:53, archived)
# the geeky schoolkid
who liked playing elite, anyway
:D
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:16, archived)
# They're both wrong
some kind of futuristic hybrid combination of the two would be best, with 3d goggles or something for the internet in 3d. Apple and Microsoft need to get their heads together and sort this out, pronto.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:47, archived)
# 3D Apples eh?
Is this to do with getting your 5 a day?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 16:49, archived)
# My computers
do everything I need them to. They do it fast enough and I find them fairly straightforward to use.
I couldn't give a fuck whose badge they wear.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:51, archived)
# My computer says Fisher Price on it
are they good?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 16:53, archived)
# You only bought it for the snob value,
didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:55, archived)
# it had big red buttons on it
and a picture of an internets
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 16:59, archived)
# hahaha
does it have a picture of the internets with a fisher price redex though?
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Don't be so fussy.
They're new. In my head.

(Also this is a new one)
(DaveW, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:53, archived)
# i'm joking
that's why i put a ":p"

I am scared of confrontation, even over the internet so please accept my apology if I sounded rude

*goes home*
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Don't worry
I wasn't being confrontational, your post actually made me laugh. :)
(DaveW, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:43, archived)
# Somewhere in my brain
the thought of winning an argument by saying something is good for playing computer games on, is no real victory.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:42, archived)
# indeed its not.
However i got my company to buy me all the wizzy expensive bits.

/IT blog
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 8 May 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Dave?
/always wanted to say that
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:43, archived)
# god i'm bored with this
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:43, archived)
# hahaha
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Spot on
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:45, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Best ever.
Fact.

In fact:
smouch.net/?sm=YK

Not that I have anything against Macs, but the ads have bad AIDS.
(Slurpy The Frog, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Hahahha!
That's the best one!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Mitchell and Webb are bored of it too...
Justin Long (Mac) and some idiot american comedian (PC) have been drafted in for the US version instead of taking M&W over there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Those US commercials
were running about a year before they made the Mitchell and Webb ads for the UK.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:53, archived)
# thought so, wasnt sure...
www.b3ta.com/board/7166707
(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:57, archived)
# the american ones happened first.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Say no more...
say no more... :)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:14, archived)
# works for me
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:34, archived)
# I happen to like pie.
And if you know how, you can do some pretty awesome stuff in spreadsheets.
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:43, archived)
# VBA
FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Darn tootin'
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Belms
10 CLS
20 PRINT "WANKERS" ;
30 GOTO 20
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:47, archived)
#
can you make gods from balls of fluffeh coughed up by kittens?
how about making reservoirs of pure perfect chilled heineken export?

Nope?
Your spreadsheets look rather piss poor now, don't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Is heineken nice then?
I'm pretty new on the beer scene. So far I've had Carlsberg and Strongbow.

Carlsberg tastes like dilute carbonated piss.
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Carlsberg tastes like what it is.
Dilute carbonated piss.

Strongbow isn't a beer anyway, but it tastes worse. If you want nice beer try a real ale. Makes your shit really stink as well.
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:49, archived)
# try bitters, ales and porters
lager is shit
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Heineken Export
Is the selected drink of those who require more than the pissy fermentation known as Fosters or Carlsberg, and want something with more class than a pint of Wife Beater.

At other time, drink Ale. Its good for you.*

(*Fact)
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Drink Guinness.
Guinness.
Gives you shits.

Real ale is the daddy.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:53, archived)
# strongbow is not beer.
it's imitation apple juice
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:50, archived)
#
With concentrated juice of rejected pears.

Gahhhhhh - Tis GRIM
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:52, archived)
# It's all
piss apart from Stella and Kronenbourg.

I should know. I've been drunker longer than any of these whippersnappers.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:49, archived)
# Heineken = piss.
FACT.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:49, archived)
# But if you think of them as the peep show characters
they're BOTH faliures.
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 8 May 2007, 16:45, archived)
#
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:16, archived)
# Am I depressed?
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:37, archived)
# silly djrimrjmjrjf
schizophrenia is not multiple personality disorder
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I've got MPD
and so have I
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 16:41, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:47, archived)
# roses are red
violets are red
everything in red
my eyes are bleeding
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:47, archived)
# roses are red
bogeys are green
I like your legs
and the bits in between

/purple ronnie
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:55, archived)
# pfffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:56, archived)
# yea
my mate doug jumped off a bridge on to a train track through his schitzophrenia. he never thought that he was two people but he did think that God wouldn't let him die! ooops!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:41, archived)
# even if you can't all get along!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:38, archived)
# yey for swordfighting stickmen

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:41, archived)
# These are the best ever.*
*100% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Possibly.
Everyone gets depressed sometimes. It's a fact of life.
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Possibly asking B3ta isn't the best idea
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:44, archived)
# TEXT ON A PICTURE!


Click for bugger (93KB)
winner shall be rewarded with love
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:34, archived)
# RIS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:35, archived)
# it's teh Quo, turned at about 135 degrees
very woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:36, archived)
# =D
*loves*


properly glad somebody got it!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:38, archived)
# The filename was a big of a giveaway
but I still don't understand what the point is
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:39, archived)
# IT'S ART
Like the Turner Prize, wtf is that about?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:40, archived)
# I still can't see it
(Slurpy The Frog, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:40, archived)
# well a lot of things
posted on here dont really have a point do they, so whats the problem?
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:41, archived)
# it's like my "a-ski" picture
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:36, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Hello playmates!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:39, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 8 May 2007, 16:44, archived)
# hmm
www.b3ta.com/board/7166587
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:45, archived)
# umm, no
just text :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:47, archived)
# well damn
where is my head at
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:58, archived)
# I (being a data pack-rat)
still have this very arrangement which I found on teh interwebs circa 1995
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:46, archived)
# 1995? You noob
I first saw that waaay back in 1986, when computing was still dead hard and IT in general was cooler than a ferrari driving billionaire astronaut smoking cool brand cigarettes.

And a VT100 was more woo than a gold plated gold brick.
(I helped save b3ta! edz314 smelled the glove on, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:41, archived)
# You know
that looks like the first 'Teletype art' I saw must've been 1970 or so, didn't get the joke then
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:38, archived)
# /squints
...norks?
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:36, archived)
# why am I looking at your text?
/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:37, archived)
# LOLLLOLOL
if you type the word BOOBIES in Notepad and turn it upside down you get 5318008

1!11111!!


(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 16:40, archived)
# that's AWESOME
never knew that.....

*buys raffle ticket, loses as holding the ticket with 11 upside down*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:44, archived)
# hence* my domain name



* not entirely hence
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:49, archived)
# *uses HiTek SCI-FI image enhancement*


....still RIS
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:42, archived)
# ...
still kind of see norks
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:44, archived)
# *gets Rorschach test*
"What do you see here?"
- "Norks."
"And here?"
- "Norks."
"And what do you say to this one?"
- "Still norks."
...
ad infintum
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 8 May 2007, 16:50, archived)
# oh I'm sorry
say something?
/continues staring at chest
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:02, archived)
# after all of the power of suggestion
I finally see



...norks :/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:51, archived)
# yes!
my work here is done
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:01, archived)
# If i concentate and work it out
it had better not be fuckin goatse! :b
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:16, archived)
# The smoking ban also applies to surrealists...
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:17, archived)
# *laugh*
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 8 May 2007, 16:19, archived)
# *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:20, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:20, archived)
# is still a bit narced at this
after paying 8000 million in taxes last year
you'd think they'd at least build us somewhere TO smoke

seeing as they only spent 52 mill of that on quiting initiatives
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:21, archived)
# I got very annoyed today
reading this
www.forestonline.org/files/pdf/SMOKE,%20LIES%20A4%20v5b.pdf
I know it's propaganda, but the bit about the passive smoking studies is interesting if even vaguely true ....
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:23, archived)
# If you read too much of Forest
you end up believing that smoking is good for you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 16:30, archived)
# God bless Joe Jackson for helping give us....
THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:30, archived)
# interreesant
I like that.

It presents itself as fair. Must do my own research and decide.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:32, archived)
# here's some research for you:
smoking makes you ill, and makes you smell bad
if you smoke your children will smoke, and become smelly and ill

HOWEVER, lots of things in this world make you smelly and ill, and some make you more ill than cigarettes

cigarettes are not illegal, so treating smokers like criminals is unfair
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:36, archived)
# ......but all smokers are rapists. Right? Are you with me?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:36, archived)
# .
www.b3ta.com/board/7166574
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:47, archived)
# many of those things that make you smelly and ill
are precisely those things that have regulated maximum levels in the workplace, so as not to expose employees to too high a level of additional risk
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Hmm.
Smoking makes me poor and smelly, and if I do it too much it seems liable to make me ill. I only do it outdoors or when sharing a space with other smokers (e.g. smoking sections of pubs). I avoid doing it over bar staff and others because it's grotty and they aren't given the choice.

At the moment I'm not doing it too much and am successfully training for a charity run without coughing fits or being unable to run more than a mile or two.

If I had kids (god forbid) they wouldn't see me smoke.

On balance I reckon the pleasure I get from it outweighs the negatives (poor, smelly, danger of doom, social pariah-ness in some circles).

By 'research' I mean I might rootle out a bunch of scientific papers from both sides of the smoking=death argument and weigh things up myself so as to make at least a partially-informed decision.

Anyone particularly anti-smoking or particularly pro-smoking out there can think of a paper I particularly shouldn't miss, please Gaz me the details. I promise not to ignore it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:43, archived)
# blah blah blah blah smokers rights blah blah blah
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:23, archived)
# 8000 million!!!
we deserve some rights!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:23, archived)
# SOME
just not many

if a rapist donated millions of pounds to the government, would he be any less of a rapist?

I guess the connection i'm trying to make is, all smokers are rapists.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:25, archived)
# you make me smile


and rich rapists/peado's get away with it all the time
due to their donations
so what is your point exactly?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:29, archived)
# RAPIST
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:30, archived)
# hmmm...
*donates*
*surprise-sexes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:33, archived)
# cor! :D
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:34, archived)
# yes but how much of that will you need when you have to have one of your lungs removed due to cancer.

and how much has to be spent clearing up your dog ends and phlegm that you spit out onthe street.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:34, archived)
# £2.50
and a pocket of monster munch.

P.s. Dog ends and phlegm in the street are a problem caused by some people being dirty little scrotes who happen to smoke. I know plenty of smokers (like me) who don't just spit in the street and leave fag ends around the place.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:49, archived)
# i agree the pub was designed as a place to smoke and drink
now the only place you can smoke is at home, with your kids, and their soft absorbent lungs :(
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:24, archived)
# I agree this is a problem with banning smoking in pubs
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:26, archived)
# blah blah blah passive smoking blah blah blah IT'S A PUB
if you don't want to breathe smoke don't got to a pub

'oh but i work in a pub, and i don't smoke'
GO WORK IN MACDONALDS
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:30, archived)
# what?
i don't smoke, i hate the smell of cigarettes


BUT smoking is not a crime
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Phew. For a minute there I thought you were ONE OF THEM.
lolz
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:32, archived)
# If you don't want to go somewhere you can't smoke
don't go to a pub (after 1st July of course).

Seriously, that is the shitest arguament against the ban. Me going into a pub and not smoking doesn't really affect anyone (unless I haven't had a bath for a while) but someone smoking in the same room as me makes me smell and gives me face aids.

Forest talk utter shite.
(Tom Jones's Mojo Hasn't had any since, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:59, archived)
# but then
so do the anti-smoking fanatics.

as far as I can see the agreed facts by actual real life people I've met are:
1) some people like it and want to do it
2) some people think it smells awful and it annoys them.
3) you can't get the smell out of your clothes/eyes/hair easily
4) it's not particularly healthy

so yes, people shouldn't have it inflicted on them needlessly. Nor should people be denied the option to do it, but there's no defence against the perfectly reasonable request to go outside while you do it. Or to a special room or something, with suitable ventilation.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:05, archived)
# I agree
I have no problem if people want to smoke (although I still think that it is obviously not the best thing to do) but the arguament that I shouldn't go to a pub if I don't want breathe it in a smell of it really pisses me off.

Surely the arguament should be the other way around.

Anyway the smokers can moan all they like, they will still be freezing their arses off outside come November.
(Tom Jones's Mojo Hasn't had any since, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:13, archived)
# exactly
when have pubs ever been a refuge of the fit and healthy??

if you don't like a smokey pub
fucking Drink at home
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:29, archived)
# If you don't like a non-smokey pub,
fucking drink at home.
(Slurpy The Frog, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:48, archived)
# next they will ban drinking
then dancing and talking
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:30, archived)
# ooh
that passive dancing is a right bugger, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:33, archived)
# some bastard trod on my foot the other week
*sues*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:34, archived)
# I have said this before
and I will say it again.

Anybody who cares so little about their children that they are willing to smoke in front of them does not need a smoking ban as encouragement.

The smoking ban in Scotland has not stopped anybody from smoking when they go to the pub - they just go outside for 5 minutes whenever they want a cigarette.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:33, archived)
# if people smoke in front of their kids
they should be made aware of the consequences
but often lawyers and solicitors kids become lawyers and solicitors, which is a thoroughly shit state of affairs
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:41, archived)
# I have no idea
what you are banging on about.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:44, archived)
# passive
law-careerage.

It's a scourge.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:55, archived)
# 8000 million?
i want evidence!

edit: that works out at about 5.5 million 20 decks a day sold in the uk
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:25, archived)
# well you wont find it in the hospitals
i think the government spent it on lunches

at 78% tax,
with 20 ciggs coming in at over £5,
8000 million isn't that much really
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:26, archived)
# In 2004, the total tax take from tobacco (smoothed) was £8.1 billion.
from the ASH Media Briefing on the budget and smoking tax 20/03/2006

"The Treasury earned £8,000 million in revenue from tobacco duties for the financial year 2005-2006 (excluding VAT).
"About 80% of the price of a packet of cigarettes consists of taxation."

Smoking costs the National Health Service (NHS) approximately £1.5 billion a year for treating diseases caused by smoking."

from tha ASH tobacco economics fact sheet Feb 2007
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:29, archived)
# i hate statistics...
70 billion smokes per year with 8.8 billion in tax? how much tax money does that make per cigarette? 0.12 billion? haha...someone please point out my poor maths, this doesn't make sense.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4709394.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:38, archived)
# I'm not interested in the math really as something will be wrong
All I was doing was corroborating that Tax revenue in this country is always around £8Bn a year these days.
I'm not quoting you statisticts I'm quoting you facts that are published by ASH ( the anti smoking people ) who state on their pages that their source for the information is H.M. Treasury.
Sorry if your maths don't add up but it does not alter the facts about tobacco tax revenue.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:55, archived)
# ok...
8.8 billion / 70 billion=
8.8/70
=0.125 pounds-of-tax-per-fag

or 12 and a half p.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:57, archived)
# YOUR.
HOUSE.
(Slurpy The Frog, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:25, archived)
# haha this.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:26, archived)
# well i'd prefer you didn't drive YOUR car
and did you know standing next to a BBQ is very, very bad for your health?
of course you didn't, the scare mongers missed that one
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:28, archived)
# but you don't have 20 barbeques a day, do you, you fucknugget?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:30, archived)
# he does!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:31, archived)
# but if you took your BBQ along to a public place and lit it up next to a stranger, it wouldn't be very nice would it?
unless there was bbq chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Well,
I certainly don't sit at bus stops, driving my car next to everyone.
(Slurpy The Frog, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Why can't pubs decide whether they want to be smoking or non-smoking?
Then people could choose whether they wanted to go to a smoking pub or not, and everyone would be happy, except for the anti-smoking Nazis
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:32, archived)
# to be honest, I agree completely.
Or at least have effective smoking areas within pubs (with decent air extraction etc) instead of the only thing separating the smoking and non smoking sections being a small sign.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:33, archived)
# I went to a lovely coffeeshop in Leiden
where the air conditioning/extractor fan system was so efficient, that mere seconds after I put out my fatty there wasn't even the merest hint of smoke in the air. If all smoking pubs were made to install that kind of equipment, there would be no problem.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:37, archived)
# this is what i've been saying all along.
Despite my joking comments on here to wind ironman, I am not one of these agressive anti-smoking types. I do believe there is a time and place for everything, and I wish it wasn't so 'all or nothing'.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:39, archived)
# No.
You'd have to designate special rooms, or make better ventilation or soemthing, which could cost the money of people who don't smell.

Smokers should wear special helmets to keep their smoke away from everyone else.
(Slurpy The Frog, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:44, archived)
# haha
french...*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:25, archived)
# nyuk nyuk nyuk
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:26, archived)
# except, of course
that it means blow-job.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Oh, OK then...
...but no bitey!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:19, archived)
# haha
arf. as has been said before
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:30, archived)
# all of a sudden
I'm glad to be on this side of the Atlantic
/puffs
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:40, archived)
# You lot
bloody started it!

(both smoking AND prohibition! ;) )
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:04, archived)
# /blames native americans
it was them!
/runs away
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:30, archived)
# 1000!
Glasscox:


Bit slow on the board today so here's a quick review of my first 1000 posts
I've made big insects
I've drawn Robot & Monster
I've made fish related film puns
I've danced
I've destroyed Tokyo
and I've never been on the popular page much less the front!
It's been fun!


*** EDIT ***
Thank you all for your kind words (even Riverghost!)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Well I'm TJing then:P
iSketch? B3ta room anyone?

EDIT: DAMN! Sorry I thought you were pearoasting!!!!

Wooooooooooooooooo to the power of fluffah!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Damn
The temptation....

must....finish....work....or....get....sacked....
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:05, archived)
# you rude cunt
where's the congrats?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Why what ya done?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Well in that case...
*Sends Riverghosts pics to Zoo and Nuts and then buys lots of copies*
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Sorry mate
Thought you were peroasting not 1000!

Can it offer you a sweety?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:10, archived)
# How did you know?
My one weakness - Food!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Gives extreme amount of fuds!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:07, archived)
# you have less manners than zoo and nuts combined
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Twas a mistake!:~(~~~~~
I have appologised!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:11, archived)
# never the less, it's been noted
*makes note*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:11, archived)
# appology accepted, commander!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:12, archived)
# iSketch is for hermohs
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:18, archived)
# WOO!!
yay you!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Huzzah!
Encore! Encore! ...and all that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:05, archived)
# ooooo!
that's cool

CONGRATULATIONS!!

nothing like it, but sort of reminds me of the secret suits they wear in Scanner Darkly
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Congrats
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:06, archived)
# congratulations.
nice 1k
how have you not had a fp yet? a travesty, i tell ya
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Thanks!
A travesty indeed! I've danced and now I've stripped off - I don't know how much lower I can go to appease the masses!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:09, archived)
# anal
masturbation
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:16, archived)
# well, there's that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Yay
That's a bit good :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Braw!
Braw!
Braw!
Braw!
Braw!
Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:08, archived)
# congratumilationalisticificationalismininonifantifontripintlipastricificationalisms!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:08, archived)
# You only love me for my fish : ) Must do more!
all work and no fish puns make Sunburnt Tiger a dull boy
all work and no fish puns make Sunburnt Tiger a dull boy
all work and no fish puns make Sunburnt Tiger a dull boy
all work and no fish puns make Sunburnt Tiger a dull boy
all work and no fish puns make Sunburnt Tiger a dull boy
all work and no fish puns make Sunburnt Tiger a dull boy
etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:11, archived)
# will smith in 'dab doys'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:21, archived)
# HAhahaha!
*Adds to list!*
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:27, archived)
# will smith in 'marlin black'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:27, archived)
# will smith in 'indepen dace day'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Have you missed a trick?
Brill Smith
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:33, archived)
# gah
(although he's not a title)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:38, archived)
# true!
but it's all about the detail!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:39, archived)
# I like!

I congratulate you, but you have to promise me not to use the word random like that again
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:10, archived)
# I can't promise you that, but have made a sneaky edit for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:14, archived)
# good enough! :)
and now, it's pubtime for me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:16, archived)
# congrats fella
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:11, archived)
# God, you're soooo transparent!
Woo and congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Congrats!
but maybe a little too naked ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 8 May 2007, 16:15, archived)
# you wouldn't have wanted me any less naked!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:19, archived)
# woo!
i can see through you.

can you see your lunch when you've eaten?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:16, archived)
# I try not to look at myself when eating
I disgust me!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:18, archived)
# is it possible to follow it all the way through your digestive tract
until you poo?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:19, archived)
# I didn't think a conversation that started with a nekkid pic of me
could go any further downhill, but somehow you found a way! I'm suitably impressed!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:22, archived)
# thank you.

can we video the travel of a bar of ex-lax through your system in time-lapse photography?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Well I'm busy all this week...
can probably fit you in next week though
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:43, archived)
# heheh
Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Silas Greenback and Nero

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Hahaha, needs MORE GREEN!!!
:D

EDIT: Did he have that thing as a pet? Was it not a cat or something weird. My mind kind of melts going that far back
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Looked like a hairy caterpiller
My redesign just takes the fluff away.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Aha... that rings bells. Must have been taking too much sherbert dip or dibdab stuff.
Very woo btw :D
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Premature Balding
so common in caterpillars
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:07, archived)
# you are (possibly) thinking of the Claw from inspector gadget
he had a cat
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:17, archived)
# :D
tis woosum
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:03, archived)
# *wheezes*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:04, archived)
# I'm really liking the DM stuff:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:04, archived)
# woo!
thats not me!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Yay!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:04, archived)
# heh
nice
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:18, archived)
# yay! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:25, archived)

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