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[challenge entry] For those doing A Level history???


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(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:28, archived)
# i cried when that started loading upwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 14 May 2007, 19:29, archived)
# But fortunately it is little
as he's used the b3ta hosting. Phew!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:30, archived)
# hoorah!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 14 May 2007, 19:33, archived)
# Not if you
are doing A-level-Spanish-Inquisition-History

...I didn't expect it, nobody expected the Spanish Inquisition
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:31, archived)
# If you must
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:20, archived)
# Well, that took exactly the amount of time expected.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:21, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:22, archived)
# Not a brill what?
'nings. Zoo are coughing up the goodies!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:23, archived)
# Ooo good!
Shame it was a crap prize.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:26, archived)
# tj: bloody thread deleters
gggrrrrr

to answer that idiots question
library.thinkquest.org/19662/low/eng/exp-rutherford.html

Edit: nice pic by the way but not understanding the bandwagon

edit edit: oh hes gone back to talk..yay

(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:23, archived)
# looks like a brill to me...
*is confused*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:24, archived)
# what in the name of vegemite flavoured fosters
is a brill?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:26, archived)
# flatfish, innit
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:27, archived)
# the flatheads here are good eating
but the 'brill' confuses me - some sort of local vernacular perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:43, archived)
# err...dunno about that
always called it brill. sorry :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:48, archived)
# dont apologise
because the ignorance of this term is purely mine!
/living and learning blog
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:01, archived)
# It's a flat fish
innit?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:27, archived)
#
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 14 May 2007, 19:27, archived)
# Is it an M&S bandwagon:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:45, archived)
#
is it sparta?
(I helped save b3ta! El_MUERkO bleeds love, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:30, archived)
# had to be done
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:33, archived)
# Pfft
this made me laugh more than it should have...
(Mr._Pickles, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:14, archived)
# say anything about this and i call the cops


apple orgies for the original size
(I helped save b3ta! El_MUERkO bleeds love, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:20, archived)
# ok then, get ya phone ready
180k? WTF!?!?!?!?!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:22, archived)
# What the fuck is the source for this?
Also: Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:22, archived)
# what the fuck is that thing?
And why is it pouring liquid gold onto a child?
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:23, archived)
# Sorry for quickness, but reading this review would help.
www.amazon.com/Daddy-Single-Harlequin-American-Romance/dp/037316792X
(stevkay, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:19, archived)
# it has come to my attention....
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:15, archived)
# pffft
tho placed in a drill is a great way to mix artex or plaster
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:16, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 14 May 2007, 19:16, archived)
# or REALLY BIG F---ING CAYKES!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:12, archived)
# FUCKING
just say fucking!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:15, archived)
# I fucking love this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:16, archived)
# i'm thrilled
about the next one.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:17, archived)
# Got a new tattoo today, here's an artist's impression...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:13, archived)
# did it hurt?
also, here's your woo, yay, houpla and congrats :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Docking?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:17, archived)
# are you having a poop
in the picture? :P
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:17, archived)
# no
god, that's disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:18, archived)
# you are right
i apologise profusely

/dons sackcloth and smears in ashes blog
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:20, archived)
# I am worried
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:19, archived)
# and the two more below
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:20, archived)
# so would I be if I had that;
damn arrow-lice, can be really itchy.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:20, archived)
# Woo!
This is certainly a day for celebrations :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:57, archived)
# wankage
woo to sexi tiem

(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:59, archived)
# seriously?
that's got one rough bikini line.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:06, archived)
# NSFW
definetly
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:07, archived)
# NSF ANYthing
for that matter

bleurgh :(
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:08, archived)
# not true
you can still use it for defrosting your car windshield in winter. It's just not suitable for wanking because if it sees your cock it gives you baddest aids.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:16, archived)
# you speak as if from experience :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:26, archived)
# *denies vehemently*
 





*scratches dick*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Not for you,
foul beast of the night.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:10, archived)
# p33ing
(I helped save b3ta! Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:56, archived)
# LOOK OUT, EVIL SOCK!!!!!!
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:57, archived)
# pffft silly person
It's not a sock, it's Colonel Gaddafi!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:05, archived)
# From when he used to work in Jabba's Palace?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:07, archived)
# Are you sure?
I thought it was Elvis from "Bubba Hotep".
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:07, archived)
# classic film.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:13, archived)
# you damn right it is
"You gotcha wheels..." :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:14, archived)
# in fact he's Andy Kaufman
running Libya and Graceland since.

And bying cheap beers at the liquor store round the corner
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Does he have a huge brown willy?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:08, archived)
# ....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:11, archived)
# much better
!
(I helped save b3ta! Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:15, archived)
# TEXT ON A DICTATOR!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:09, archived)
# Bonjour Mr. Lapin.


Bonjour tout le monde.
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:44, archived)
# how dapper! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:45, archived)
# oui, bonjour.
mais le singe est dans l'arbre.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:45, archived)
# salut!
tu vas 'opper ce soir?
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:46, archived)
# Can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Mon 14 May 2007, 18:46, archived)
# prolly
its a mamal afterall
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:55, archived)
# bon soir a tous :)
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:47, archived)
# Yay, pipe!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:48, archived)
# Class!
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:48, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:48, archived)
# I say!
Woof woof!
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:49, archived)
# does it have a gun?
(horrid, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:50, archived)
# un lapin, cest la ma...
etc
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Mon 14 May 2007, 19:00, archived)
# Et les douze points vont à vous.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:50, archived)
# very nice squire
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:53, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:55, archived)
# They probably mean well... but this is all I can see...
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Mon 14 May 2007, 18:40, archived)
# Isn't she top left?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:40, archived)
# in the kidnappers mind she is :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:42, archived)
# PAEDOPHILE!!
THERE'S ONE, RIGHT THERE!

BURN HIM!!
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:46, archived)
# nope, i think you've read the situation perfectly.
edit: in fact, fucking FP this now :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:42, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 14 May 2007, 18:42, archived)
# walks the fine line
and wins internets
it can be done
woo
(peripheral squirrel squeezin' teabags since, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:46, archived)
# harsh, but v true
How to turn a child kidnapping into "Celebrity Big Brother", woot woot :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:54, archived)
# Quite
What about the dozens (hundreds?) of other kids that go missing every year?

Now, let's all join a group on facebook called "find Maddie". That'll help.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloody Student, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:13, archived)
# Very well done sir..
..i hate those fucking papers. It's more like news of some womans breasts or news of fucking Jade Goody.
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Tue 15 May 2007, 21:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:31, archived)
# norks!!!
very nice.

Edit: er, knees!!!
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:32, archived)
# nork knees...
are they similar to cockneys?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 14 May 2007, 18:34, archived)
# Knorks!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:47, archived)
# Haha
I'm guessing there's a lot of dissatisfied women in your past.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:35, archived)
# If any...
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 14 May 2007, 18:36, archived)
# no i don't think so
especially suzie, phwoar did she have the nobbliest norks you'd ever seen! could play with them for hours i could!
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:36, archived)
# you realize they should really only have the one big nobble each
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 14 May 2007, 18:38, archived)
# Ooo
That's lully. I'm hoping those are knees!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:34, archived)
# Lovely!
:)
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:52, archived)
# lully :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:33, archived)
# Oooh
s'nice that :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:37, archived)
# v woo
v dark too, nice work :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:40, archived)
# Very nice
indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:46, archived)
# Oooo.
Beautiful!
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:51, archived)
# newer, better* version





* actually a fuck of a lot worse
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:55, archived)
[challenge entry] One for the Floyd fans


CFB and more Floydness.
(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:22, archived)
# likey likey
although I'd put Waters down as a full 100 on the loony front
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:26, archived)
# you missed out 'seeing emily play'
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:26, archived)
# shine on sid..shine on! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:34, archived)
# SoYcD
Shine on
You crazy
Diamond

look at the first letters!

S-Y-D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:02, archived)
# He's a good mouse...
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Mon 14 May 2007, 18:42, archived)
# i call him gerald
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:03, archived)
# Fat TubGirl anyone??


A modification to MarkP0rter's "fat chick"
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:12, archived)
#
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:12, archived)
# O.o
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 14 May 2007, 18:13, archived)
# what did you made the shit out of?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:13, archived)
# TubGirl shit!!!
\0/
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:14, archived)
# google tubgirl
go on.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 14 May 2007, 18:17, archived)
# Nooooooo!
Don't do it, man.
For the love of God!
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:19, archived)
# He deserves it.
On his face.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:21, archived)
# curiosity will surely kill the cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 14 May 2007, 18:27, archived)
# satisfaction bringing it back
suddenly seems very wrong
(horrid, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:51, archived)
# very trolly question...
hmmmm
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:26, archived)
# ewww
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:14, archived)
# Butterscotch Angel Delight ?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 14 May 2007, 18:15, archived)
# Is it too late to submit for the Sick Joke Book?
Ooh. That's racist, innit? Gosh. Burn him at the stake then. Well, PHOOEY on you. I happen to think it's funny and it's based on an ancient joke that you probably snigger about whilst trying to photoshop the logo from Lost onto a picture of that Madeliene girl and I don't know what to say about THAT except I bet they won't be ordering Patatas Bravas again in a hurry. But I digress. I think it's funny and I'm a sick fucker. So there.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:06, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:06, archived)
# i don't know
post the joke here if you want - i'm eager
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:06, archived)
# hahahahaha
harsh...
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:07, archived)
# what's harsh?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:08, archived)
# the yellow stars
he's saying the dad's gay
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:08, archived)
# i don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:09, archived)
# No
He's just celebrating that thier blood groups are different so he won't have to pay maintenance.

/hoodie
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:10, archived)
# is that sarcasm?
if not then it's funny
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:11, archived)
# sigh
they're black, it says "world's greatest dad," and there's a "10-pack" sticker on the bottom...

(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:14, archived)
# oi!!!!
how's he going to learn if you just blurt it out like that?
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:15, archived)
# i don't have that much faith in him, sorry :-P
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:16, archived)
# hmmm good point
i was hoping to mess with his teenage brain a little more though :(
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:17, archived)
# which idiot wasted a perfectly good brain by giving it to a teenager?
hmm?
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:22, archived)
# ha. ha. haha. ha.
it was far from wasted

i just don't get the '10-pack' bit
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:04, archived)
# OH! I GET IT!
because they all have different dads!

that hit my like a brick wall
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:05, archived)
# in what way does it say the dad's gay?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:13, archived)
# he is taking the piss out of you
The man in the picture has rather dark skin, the child is telling the man with dark skin that he has been a good father to him. This is sarcasm. It is a racial stereotype that black men are crap dads, and the fact that it is a ten pack adds to the humour as it suggests that he has more than one father.

This is not necessarily true but can be found amusing to people with a sense of humour, have enough common sense to understand and appreciate the picture without having strong racial hatred
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:20, archived)
# ohhh
yeah i get it

sorry i havent been having a good day
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:08, archived)
# i think you are thinking
pink triangles
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:13, archived)
# RIS?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:09, archived)
# oh my god hahahahahahaha
brilliance
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:14, archived)
# Aaah
got it! took me ages tho!!
well done
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:15, archived)
# Took me awhile!
Hahahahahaha!
Woos all around.
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:20, archived)
# mwhahaha
excellent :)
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:23, archived)
# pffffft
verr good :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:23, archived)
# took me so long
so much humour in it I must have been blinded.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:25, archived)
# Woo
What's the joke behind it though?

And you've gone to rather a lot of trouble with that alt tag!
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:44, archived)
# Pfft!
Blimey that alternative text must have taken longer than the image : )
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Almost at the 7k....

Click for biggie, 118kb
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:55, archived)
# did you put the building reflection in yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:58, archived)
# nah, was already there
am teh Google Image Thief, and no mistake :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:10, archived)
# ooooh :)

*sneaky*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:58, archived)
# Oooh, nicely done.
me likes.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 14 May 2007, 17:59, archived)
# sexeh
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:00, archived)
# very good
I like it
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:02, archived)
# I like the idea!
Woo.
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:18, archived)
# these are getting ever betterer
the bridge one
was my most favourite
then this
yay
(peripheral squirrel squeezin' teabags since, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:40, archived)
# The bridge one's v nice
I might have to make something of these Death ones, see how they come :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:53, archived)
# they're coming nicely
how about
making condolence cards?
arf!
(peripheral squirrel squeezin' teabags since, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:05, archived)
# lol
"My deepest electrocution induced condolences...." :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:09, archived)
[challenge entry] World Dicatators Top trumps...


Click for bigger (248KB)
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:30, archived)
# IT LOADS BACKWARDS?!?!?!
RUN MAN! RUN!!!!
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:35, archived)
# hmm i'm not sure
but i suspect these top trumps may be home made ;)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:36, archived)
# yes...
very MS paint!!! At least no seams (for once)!!
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:37, archived)
# i used ms paint for my top trumps
(the STD's one)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:42, archived)
# who's STD?
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:48, archived)
# sexually transmitted dictator
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Mon 14 May 2007, 17:49, archived)
# no!
i had AIDS
Chlamydia
Crabs and Syphilis

have a look
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:52, archived)
# gah!
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:53, archived)
# bmps are shit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:36, archived)
# this^
use a gif instead, or atleast a jpg
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:40, archived)
# I quite like bmps
because they really annoy people

especially when someone uploads a 5mb bmp :)
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:42, archived)
# ive never seen that
im not sure ive yet seen a still image over 1MB on b3ta

i assume you do mean MB, not milli-bits.
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:43, archived)
# well
my first ever post was pretty huge nearly actual 1 a4 page of a scanned photo....
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:45, archived)
# im glad i missed that
the nazi's must have fucked you for that
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:46, archived)
# I think there was a 3.6MB gif
on here once.

Something about a tank or something?
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:52, archived)
#
*secretly enjoy the chicanery of it all*
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:46, archived)
# indeed
im on unlimited broadband, and have plenty of time, so i cant wait for a proper troll to finally put some really hudge images up here
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:48, archived)
# I'm on an unlimited uni connection
it's braw fast!

*goes to find out exactly how fast*
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:50, archived)
# ^this
braw!
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:51, archived)
# yeah me too
last night, it got to well over 10MB/s, i downloaded four DVD quality films in about 5mins, all legally of course
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:55, archived)
# Mine will now instantly suspend access
if you so much as think about touching a torrent :D

Miserable gits!
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:58, archived)
# it was off the stage6 divx website thingy
theres loads of video sharing sites that get abused, movies get taken down before too long, but they are usually up long enough to download, although it is starting to create issues with hard-drive space
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:01, archived)
# i did earlier
but i wasn't aware it was bad

i've read the faq since then
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:05, archived)
# Stalin killed well over 22 million and was paranoid.
Making his kills rating wrong, and his madness very wrong.

/GCSE History Blog.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:44, archived)
# i also disagree with the ratings
but just the facial hair ones
stalin and hitler should have it higher and lower respectively
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:45, archived)
# Also, Hitler wouldn't be a 10 on madness.
He was abused by his Jewish father, and he was refused entry to art school and promotion by Jews - so it was a natural assumption that Jews were against him, lead by his abusive father.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:47, archived)
# Hmmm
I think he probably had some psychological problems which occured aside from the problems which developed due to his abusive father.
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:50, archived)
# Most likely, but not enough to put him on a ten.
He was also sent mixed signals by his parents, his mother doted on him heavily and his father, was abusive.

The conflicts there would be enough to screw anybody up.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:54, archived)
# Goebbels
shot himself and his wife and his kids*

*not in that order...

THAT'S fooked up
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:56, archived)
# He actually poisoned his wife and children, which I think is worse.
Then he shot himself.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:59, archived)
# Hmm
my bad :P still, death occurred :P
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:01, archived)
# everybody sing.....
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:59, archived)
# ahhh thank god
you didn't have anything to do with the albert hall

god bless the original lyrics =]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:03, archived)
# hardly original
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:08, archived)
# Never heard that version
It doesn't scan, either.


'cos Hitler, has only got one ball!
The other, is in the Albert Hall.
'cos his mother (The dirty bugger!)
chopped it off when he was small!
Th' army, shot it into a tree!
th' navy, shot it out to sea!
Where the fishes
Got out their dishes;
And had scallops, and bollocks
for teeaaaa
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:03, archived)
# i have heard parts of that
the one i posted is sometimes porceeded like:
up jumped the colnels son
the cheeks of his arse went bang
and blew his balls off a thousand miles away
knackers in the new cut hay
knackers like chinese crackers
were blown for millions
of miles away......
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:12, archived)
# f*cking Brilliant!!!!
....:)
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:04, archived)
# nope..I think it was his 'jewish' dads cock up his arse
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:55, archived)
# But ..
Hitlers Dad was his Mothers uncle from a family who intermarried cousins etc an awful lot..So I think a dodgy set of chromasomes, only having one bollock, having an abusive uncle/father figure and an overprotective mother are pretty good ingredients for a barmy personality....
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:08, archived)
# GCSE History
was a Nazi-fest
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:46, archived)
# It was one of my only two 'A's at GCSE.
The other was drama.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:48, archived)
# ace
it was dead easy, though, wasn't it? I tutored some girl whilst I was doing my own :)
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:51, archived)
# Yeah, it was great fun too - I decided no to A Level because it was too focussed on France.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:55, archived)
# I said yes to A-level
and got 'Spain in the 15th Century' and 'Reformation in England'...I went to about 5 lessons in 2 years and didn't do a single essay :P Ergo, History can be really un-fun :(
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:57, archived)
# Also, the A Level groups had to sit two two hour exams.
Back-to-back, well they had a twenty minute break between each.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:01, archived)
# Yup
I had an arse of a day during the AS-levels - back to back Geography - as it was, I guessed most of it
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:03, archived)
# My two were RE and maths
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 14 May 2007, 17:51, archived)
# And pol pot was a bit of a loony too
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 14 May 2007, 17:46, archived)
# Holiday In Cambodia!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:13, archived)
# haha...
Stalin was not mad, he was paranoid, but not mad-Like Pol Pot he actually beleived what he was doing was right and correct-Where as hitler killed people because he emotionally rather than intelectually hated them...
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:50, archived)
# Paranoia is a form of madness - but not especially severe.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:56, archived)
# True...
But not the hysterical lunacy that Hitler developed towards the end of the War...
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:01, archived)
# Crazy Fool!
Last one...


Closer fly-by

The K-Team
Defenders of the Shed
BA's been Welding
In BA's Van
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:30, archived)
# how'd they get BA Kitten on the plane
drugged milk?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:32, archived)
# That's right.
Special Kitten Milk.

With drugs in.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:39, archived)
# mmmm
*is drinking milk with honey*
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:42, archived)
# hehehe
great series
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:34, archived)
# ^
Thanks Doctor!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:35, archived)
# all of these are brilliant
we all know where they should be!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:35, archived)
# Hahaha. Mr. Kit T
Minor TJ:

I don't normally buy ready meals. I got a veggie curry from Somerfield today. Has the population of England got so dumb that they need 'Open to serve' written on the top?!

EDIT: B3ta are either on their way home or are trying to open their ready meals.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:51, archived)
# I'm on my way to buy a ready-meal
and yes, bear in mind that half the population are of below average intelligence..

Mind you, if you're stupid enough to need to be told to 'open to server', then you're probably too damn stupid to read...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:19, archived)
# Wouldn't the average intelligence be 50% anyway?
Therefore half the people would have to be under it? Going by mean (obviously not mode or median).
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:31, archived)
# yes
that's exactly right
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:46, archived)
# Are you my maths teacher?:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:56, archived)
# Yay!
I've been enjoying these today
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:03, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Hooray!
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:12, archived)
# Polly Tickle
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:24, archived)
# gah
i saw someone in the street with one of those today
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:25, archived)
# did you punch then into the gutter
and point out that they are made by slave labour in china?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:26, archived)
# no, i just 'pfft'ed to myself
so many environmentaly friendly things around that only exist for people to satisfy their concience, fair trade etc.
my backpack which ive had for a year or two now does the job fine, and came free, ive turned down numerous bags by using it, and i didnt pay too much for it to give the impession to overs that i care for the environment
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:30, archived)
# :O
you offend my ostentatious environmentalism!

I won't wear a wristband out of principle either. Hardly the most altruistic of motives to give to charity...

Interesting article in The Times vaguely related to this, I'll dig it out, give me two.

EDIT: Here it is. Opinion piece about the contrast between the "Old Briton" and the "New Briton". Tenuous link but the sentiment's there...
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:40, archived)
# ta
thanks for more distractions from revision ;)
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
*click*

Only £5 to be PM?
(Northern Lovely, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:26, archived)
# £2.50 for a peerage now
they are on sale.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:27, archived)
# I'll have two!
*puts on mantel next to Derek's awards for hammy acting*
(Northern Lovely, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:28, archived)
# End of day doodle......

....inspired by earlier mention of Jennifer Connelly.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Lovely dress!!
(Northern Lovely, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:59, archived)
# WOO!
I don't care if she WAS underage in Labyrinth. She's older than me so it was OK to fancy her. So ner.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:00, archived)
# This maths kinda works
(Northern Lovely, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:01, archived)
# not any more
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:02, archived)
# No.
When the missus put Labyrinthe on a while back, she was clearly far too young.




/you can never go back blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:03, archived)
# Just IMDB'd it
Born 1970, Labyrinth 1986

So she was 16. Legally, if not morally ok to get warm funny feelings over her.

uk.imdb.com/name/nm0000124/
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Hurrah!
*puts on Labyrinth dvd*

*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:08, archived)
# You just had to lower the tone didn't you?
and I for one salute you for it!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:09, archived)
# *bows*
i thank yaw!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:10, archived)
# probably would have been 14/15 when it was being filmed though
sorry
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Check your dates
Her birthday is December 12th. She was only 16 for the last 2 weeks of 1986. So she was fifteen in the film. You perv.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:09, archived)
# *spluffs anyway*
*slight guity pangs*

*puts on harry potter dvd for hermionie*

*etc*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:12, archived)
# sat next to 'hermione' in a pub the other day
wasn't til later that I questioned whether it's right for her to be there.

Anyone care to tell me?
I don't want to google "is that girl out of harry potter legal then?" at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:14, archived)
# so you want to know her age
out of a civic concern that she was drinking illegaly? very noble of you!
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:15, archived)
# actually...
someone went up and offered her £5 for her autograph.
She accepted.

was just wondering if she's old enough to have access to her film royalties yet, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Have the Sun started doing pervy articles about her yet
that should let you know when she hits 16.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:16, archived)
# The sun once ran an article about "these filthy paedophiles, hang em all"
just across the page from an image of charlotte church, barely 16, commenting on her breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 14 May 2007, 17:25, archived)
# The Daily Star :)
Linky

As stolen from here www.b3ta.com/board/7186868
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:27, archived)
# Ah...knew it was a red top though....
Also, is it technically illegal to own pornography which starred Traci Lords?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 14 May 2007, 17:48, archived)
# Dammit, get off my cloud!
Fine, i'll just perv her from Rocketeer onwards.

Jeesh, you drink one drink and it doesnt make you an alchoholic, smoke one joint and it doesnt make you a drug addict....but you fancy one underage girl and BAM, you're labelled a sicko
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:13, archived)
# I used to fancy the princess girl in the never ending story
but I was about 7 at the time, so it's excuseable this time
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Thats ok, I used to fancy the caramel bunny
which is pretty un-excusable at any age.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:16, archived)
# huh? she was sexy as fuck!
"mmm you loike de taste o' me caramel to be sure..."

i think that's what she used to say in the advert.
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:21, archived)
# gaaah
now i'm imagining her with a somerset accent and it's ruined it.

*puts away tissues*
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Ahh, now to ruin the fantasies of people who don't know
the caramel bunny was voiced by this young lady

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patsy_Byrne
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Wasn't it Miriam Margoyles?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 14 May 2007, 17:51, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caitlin_Stasey
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:33, archived)
# I seem to remember
fancying Floella Benjamin when I was about 7.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:16, archived)
# GOOD LORD!!!
She just used to frighten me.

Though I remember having strange feelings watching Alice in Wonderland and The Little Mermaid...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 14 May 2007, 17:27, archived)
# True.
I still fancy Philip Schofield though.
(Northern Lovely, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:05, archived)
# a guy i know who teaches secondary school said to me:
"when i was 14 i fancied 14 year old girls. now i'm 30, i still fancy 14 year old girls. nothing's changed!"
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:05, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:06, archived)
# I trust you've told his boss
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:08, archived)
# He was the Boss
/Chris Woodhead blog
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
That's a bit Offstead.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:11, archived)
# It's these kind of inappropriate jokes
that would bar me ever getting into the teaching profession...
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:09, archived)
# hahaha
yeah probably best not to make this one at a teaching interview...
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:10, archived)
# "Dear sir,
Please can I have sex with my 3-year old girlfriend now that she's 21?"

/Chris Morris fanboy blog
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I watched that very episode last night on TV on demand - fantastic.

Can kinda see why they banned it tho :)

Oh, if you fancy watching it again, try here:

www.tv-links.co.uk/show.do/1/940
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:09, archived)
# That episode will resonate for many years to come
the relationship between sex and the media just seems to get more perverse with time...

EDIT: Cheers, I leant the DVD out to a friend. Who left it in a kebab shop. Worst birthday ever!
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:10, archived)
# When did they ban it?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:10, archived)
# They didn't
they've shown it again since
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:11, archived)
# They banned it pretty much as soon as it aired
then unbanned it a while later after the daily mail found some assylum seekers to complain about for a bit instead
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:13, archived)
# I didn't think they had.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:15, archived)
# They actually showed the same episode
the very next night, largely in response to the predictable media outcry of the day.

Wiki article

EDIT: This clipping couldn't highlight the media hypocrisy any better
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:13, archived)
# pffft
"...and David Blunkett said he was "dismayed" by it (but had not seen it either)"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:16, archived)
# kind of goes without saying?!
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Pfft!
"Their double standards are incomprehensible". I'm guessing they didn't know what was on the opposite page when they used that quote!
(richey, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Hadn't seen that
good spot!
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:38, archived)
# haha thats brilliant!
never heard of that before! Thanks for the link mate
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:27, archived)
# What kind of bees make milk?
Boobees :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 14 May 2007, 17:00, archived)
# bwahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:01, archived)
# What Sort of Bees Eat Brains?
Zombees
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:06, archived)
# I may have to draw this.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:12, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:05, archived)
# LIES!
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Oooh pretty
:)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:01, archived)
# bah! i've missed you ALL day!
*sulks*
woooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:01, archived)
# DARK CITY FOR THE WIN
see, I fucking love that film





probably because there's no singing muppets in it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:02, archived)
# arf!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:03, archived)
# Directors cut has a camio from Kermit's nephew Robyn
singing Halfway up the Stairs

TRUFAX
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:10, archived)
# ARGH!
Damn you Alex Proyas!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:12, archived)
# You know
it just looks like a generic busty woman. Even if I did know who Jennifer Connelly was without having to Imoogle her, I wouldn't have recognised here.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:05, archived)
# That's filthy
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Cracking !
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Mon 14 May 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Splendid
*digs out old copy of rocketeer on VHS*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:09, archived)
# i wish i could draw.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:22, archived)
# if you could draw that sorta thing
you'd never put the pencil down
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:25, archived)
# or mine!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:23, archived)
# YES!
PS I love the letters he calls out ; Q, Z, another Z, Batman Symbol...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:38, archived)
# i coloured her in

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/jcbig.jpg bigness
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:09, archived)
# Rawr.
Looking fine.
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:17, archived)
# Community Service Announcement
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:50, archived)
# What is it?
population cut of some kind?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 14 May 2007, 16:52, archived)
# it is a RIS-iprocating saw
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 May 2007, 16:54, archived)
# pfft quite...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Nice burrito?
hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Mercy!
pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:52, archived)
# *dies from the ouch*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:53, archived)
# CLEAR /cpr
/cpr CLEAR /cpr CLEAR /feelspulse /phew
*edit* ok im an idiot... replace cpr with the electrikery thing...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Oi!
That's not my pulse you're feeling...

Toodles everyone!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:57, archived)
# but they can float up stairs now!
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:03, archived)
# not in my world they fuckin can't!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:04, archived)
# hee hee
*smile*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:52, archived)
# eh!?
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:52, archived)
# very good, now the next one
after me..... B'eh!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:54, archived)
# :P
www.b3ta.com/board/7128178
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Red Dwarf moment!
Woo yay etc
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Obviously
It's an enema persuasion tool.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:53, archived)
# *winces*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Reminds me of this painting:
www.kempa.com/blog/images/this-is-not-a-pipe.jpg
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:53, archived)
# pfft!
(Northern Lovely, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:54, archived)
# C'est n'est pas un drill
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 14 May 2007, 16:55, archived)
# them french and them puns
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:56, archived)
# I think you will find
that it's a very cheap and nasty reciprocating saw. The type they sell at homebase for £20 so some bloke can keep it in his shed to give the impression he will actually get around to that job she wants doing.

/laughs at DIYers because the likes of me always has to go in a put it right afterwards blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:56, archived)
# ^
DeWalt all the way
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Indeed.
I'd look like I was bragging if i named the 60 odd plus deWalt tools I have.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:03, archived)
# Who on Earth could possibly need that many tools?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:08, archived)
# +WD40
FTW
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:13, archived)
# No,
you'd look like you had stuff that allowed you to do your job.
Hardly bragging, but then again hardly something to feel compelled to mention.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:27, archived)
# Are you a carpenter, or a surgeon!?
(Northern Lovely, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Meh.
I am a craftsman. I don't butcher things like surgeons do . ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:04, archived)
# phew....
and here was me worried about not knowing what power tool was what!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:07, archived)
# meh.
get back to your Sunday hammer;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:10, archived)
# whats this fish
doing in my bed?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:21, archived)

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