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# Tigerlily
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)
# *is hypnotised*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# you followed the stripes round and round didnt you!
thats what i did too...
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)
# This is very lovely
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Still playing with my pencils - have a Fantastic four!
Fantastic Four Drawing
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Noseybonk?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# sounds like fun
:o)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Aaaargh, not again!
*hides under duvet*

*refuses to come out*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# err . . .
Prof . . . ?


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# *discovers TINY snake under duvet*
*hits with frying pan*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Hey!
That's my poison asp!

Careful!


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:04, archived)
# *lifts duvet*
Prof? Pro....JESUS, HAVE YOU FARTED??

*drops duvet in disgust*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Course I have, you don't think I always smell like this do you?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)
# I remember him!!
*runs round outside very fast *
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Girl in an egg
Mr Manilow
The Human Flamberge
The Shit
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# i shall not take
that personally :)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# it's not a personal attack
just what i see in my mind.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
# The guy with the big nose reminds me of someone
A baddie from a kids story I once read... *strains mind*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# For some reason he reminds me of squidwort
Sorry tis true... he is that stretchy one after all.

Woo to the pic!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)
# you are feeling sleepy
very sleep!! :D go back to your child hood - find the book!!! :D
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# woo! :)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# yay
thats brill!! :D
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)
# :D
aceness
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# heres mine from ages ago.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Made in a hurry while my son is asleep .......
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Haha, that made me do a real lol =)
*goes into hiding until fatwah has expired*

EDIT: In fact, have this:

(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# But it's ok,
at it's present velocity I predict it will not arrive for approximately one generation. :)
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 2:10, archived)
# Hahaha
bloody hell
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# That's fecking brill that
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# I like this
so I'm going to click "I like this!"
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Pffft...
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# this is great
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# *coffe lounge Internet cafe type thing lol*
brillio!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# hahahahaha
MOST WOO!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# to express my appreciation of this
I'm going to clik the I LIKE THIS button, or alternatively I may flag the I LIKE THIS thing what I cans ee just there on teh screen below where I'm typing.

*waves* hello little button fella
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# hehehe!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# hahaha :)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# *chuckles*
Allah says 'Click this'

*clicks*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)
# hahahaha! ...erm...
*burns embassy*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)
# hehehe
you done a funny
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Is your son a terrorist then?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# At times :)
hehe
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# This made me laff like a loon
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)
# *snorts*


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# haha
fooled you! Those lovable tricksters..
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# damnit do you have another version that isn't on b3ta
I want to click and take a look, but nasty filters are blocking it!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Hahahah!
ACE work!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Office LOL!
top stuff that!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Brilliant....

It’d be nice if Allah said “think for yourselves for a change”…… (or any other God for that matter)

Have yourself 72 clicks :-)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Hi!
Fatwahlorum!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Made me
giggle out loud.
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 3:52, archived)
# haha
terrible, but in a good way!
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Schloooooooooooooop!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Huzzah!
I'm world champeen at 'lacky baccy!

Woo!


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Is that coz you cheated by eating a quarter of Sherbet Lemons first?
=)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)
# I checked the rules
It's only cheating if you get caught . . .


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Good point.
*doesn't get caught*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Chocolate works a treat also
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)
# *makes notes*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)
# *dobs in*


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Haha, did you do it with your head-dobber?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)
# no
I pushed Mugatu in some dog-poo and nicked his


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# *makes you my Stooly"
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)
# 0_o

*stools*


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
# What the bollocking fuckshite
is 'lacky backy?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Ick.
Woo.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# oh that's excellent
"I beg to differ"
"What's the suggestion then?"
"EGG!"
"ooo! sounds interesting!"
"haha excellent expression!"
"What makes you think that?"

(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# *checks temperature*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)
# *gets into teh bath with BBB*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Spittle-tastic



(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Haha!
Nicely done!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# I've been playin monopoly!
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:39, archived)
# you've been playing cropopoly
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Ah racism
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Oi oi Meester Bawls.
Y'alreet?

*manhugs*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)
# hello fella me lad!
Good ta .. how was Düsseldorf?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Fan-bloody-tastic, mate.
The gig was awesome, and then we had a really chilled out weekend, laughing at the bags of Crack Nuggets you could buy from all the vending machines =)

EDIT: Was the Bavarian castle worth missing us for? ;)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Crack Nuggets?
Sounds great - the castle was pretty cool.. free bar, free food, hurrah!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Have you not got Crack Nuggets in Berlin then?
They're spicy coated peanut things. Very nice ashally, we had to try them.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Are they called Crack Nuggets?
Never seen them here

(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)
# maybe he means Nic Nacs?

(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)
# No, they were definitely called Crack Nuggets.
Or possibly Krack Nuggets, can't remember now.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Hurray!
you used my crop tool!



(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# someone did a feather
pic like that aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages ago!! :D
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Piss off you narrow-minded
computer-inept fuckwit
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Not funny, just offensive!
Don't tell me, his name was Singe Maheed, all because of the festival of Ramavan!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)
# haha :)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:47, archived)
# You fool
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)
# So you cropped it
and got rid of that pesky split infinitive?

If you could get a joke in there somewhere too, that'd be a hat-trick.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Go directly to fail, do not pass B3taday
Do not claim hummus, you stupid racist fuckhead.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)
# ^this
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# I just thought that it was Islamic Fundamentalists
out to get us, now you're telling me it's the whole of the Arab World?

*runs*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)
# what? we're sending terrorists to jail now?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:47, archived)
# boo hiss!
*feigns offence

although it is a tad rubbish.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Didn't say
it was gonna be good.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Biting!
So some dimwit tries to kill and maim a few hundred innocent civilians and YOU are pilloried for racism. I love what this country's coming to.
(ashally it would have been funnier without the word Arab)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
# I'm sure if the terrorists posted something of similar quality they would get similar treatment
Very silly comparison to make.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# I was referring to the accusations of racism,
which maybe I should have made more obvious by including the word "racism" in my post. As for the quality, I never criticise quality because I've read the FAQs. As for "very silly", I take your point and will endeavour to make sure I only submit sensible argument on this forum in the future.
Oh, and Fuck Off Noob!
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 9:11, archived)
# Based loosely on a cartoon I once saw . . .
*hope it wasn't here*

(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Best n00b since Charles Hawtrey . . . no wait . . . Meh! Second best! C];0) Woo!


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Yeah, what is it with him
is he related/shagging a mod or summat?

But he is good though *swoons*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# haha
shake that ass
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Because lesbians love unwashed fanny
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# you'd know!
C];0) no really I have NO idea what that means . . .


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Is that the Lesbian equivalent slogan of the Milk Tray ad?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# I videoed that one . . .
It's a bit scratchy now . . .


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Pfffft!!!
:D
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# sorry, I really can't defend it >S<
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)
# s'alright
it's a bit gross and probably rather offensive but the little jiggly people are good and it made me giggle so hurrah to you!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Why would you need to defend it?
Never apologize. Never explain.

And woo.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
wonderful!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# it's teh eggs
they get excited about anything
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Eggs?
Make them Ova-Egg-cited?


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Alwhite, that's enough.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)
# What!?
Can't a man crack a yolk . . .?


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Not unless you want a beating.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)
# I'm a-fried not . . .


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
# *scrambles to get fighting mittens*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# *calls soldiers*


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# *poaches soldiers for own army*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# *surr-HEN-ders*


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:10, archived)
# tuppin'th of haddock please luv.
splendid!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)
# yum!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Your username suggests you have a microcock
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)
# *he can read!*
:)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)
# coffee, meet screen!
Woooo*splurt*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
#
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# But he still has his electron.
That makes this joke ionic.

Edit - also: GAH!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# *spangs*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Arf!



(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Dear DAve the Hat
Bollocks


Yours Faithfully

(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
Don't make me put the wellies on . . .


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# But ... but .....
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# ^ this
Also: 'ning!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# 'nings!
or afternings, as you prefer
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Either's good for me, to be honest.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Gah!
*spangs*

In other news: Don't buy Starburst Choozers, they're horrid.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Are they not?
What were the onigy boingy sweets? They were alright.

Milkbottle chews FTW.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# ^This
and why no green ones? or purple?

Do they think we are MAD?!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# I hadn't thought of that.
I hope they don't add more colours though, I'll probably have to buy another packet to try them again then.

The orange ones especially were vile - they tasted almost exactly like orange peel. Who would want to eat something that tasted like orange peel? Who?

Cor, I need a lie-down now.

*wanders unsteadily to bunker and fumbles for keys*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# *helps fumble*
Was my gaz ok?


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)
# 'twas indeed sir.
*hopes for good weather*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)
# are they not plastic-wrapped?
I thought you said they'd be ok outside


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# They are plastic wrapped.
But if it's torrential then there might be a bit of leakage I guess...
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# OPAL FRUITS!
/very short rant
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Bhopal Fruits
Made to make your eyes water
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:47, archived)
# ^also this
cf marathon etc etc
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)
# I know, I know.
I almost smacked some kid for asking me what they were a while ago. Well, I say some kid. My cousin.

He was cruisin for a punch in the face though. This is the same kid that picked up one of my cassettes and asked me what it was.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:39, archived)
# ^ this.
Ordinary ones: Yes.
Strawberry mix: Yes
Sour mix: Yes
Choozers: FUCK NO
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:39, archived)
# it's bad enough
that we had to start calling marathons snickers, why couldn't they leave our opal fruits alone?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# *wonders whether to mention Pacers or not*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)
# name changes are all well and good... and perhaps we don't like them, perhaps we do, at least these products still exist
WHAT HAPPENED TO COCONUT BOOST?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)
# i don't know
the biscuit ones just aren't the same.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
# ^ this
And Whispa's?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)
# cor yeah
they were alright as i recall
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# they thought Wispa Gold wouldn't work
now look at them, they've got caramel all over their faces.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
# VRRRT!! VRRT! VRRRT!
*white leotard now has green stripes*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)
# O_O
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)
# hmmm
on reflection that post does rather make it look like I have completely lost the plot

*fleemples*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)
# I think I knew what you meant there ashally.
Hurrah, someone knew what Pacers were!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
# pacers?
i may have just forgotten them.
also, why aren't ringos smooth anymore?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# ARG!
*doesn't know what fleempling is either*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
#
don't worry, nor do I. I think it may involve melging broam
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# kinkah!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# *fancies laydee ice skater*

STRIPES!!??!


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Get with the times
grandad.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Opal Fruits every time
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)
# *hard stares*


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# apparently they look less like little planets orbiting a sun neucleus
And more like smudges.

Needless to say this is when I decided the science of discworld makes no sense, and decided to read Sourcery instead.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# QUANTUM INDETERMINACY
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Science gets broken after A-level
you're better off with Discworld
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# good choice
ALL 3 sciences are heavy going

let's hear it for Rincewind!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# lol
finished it last week, i'm reading interesting times now
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# I never understand why absolutely everyone but me
likes the incessent out-churnings of that lisping hack.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Brainwashing!
I've hung out with a lot of geeks in my days...
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)
# BLASPHEMER!
quick, where's the rocks?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# it's behind you
also ... WOO YAY - there's nothing funnier than a chemical physics joke... also - can't keep an electron == impotent
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Did you used to be someone else?


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# ....
as in like in a past life? Or on here?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# in a past life
I think he's referring to Ethel Westcott of Bristol circa 1845
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)
# she was a laugh
syphilitic coffeeshoppe owning whore...
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)
# On here.
Don't recall your name of old,unless you just got back into b3ta.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Prof Undercover
was here for ages, left for about a year, have been back for teh past... 3 months, 4 perhaps
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# You came back whilst I was offline!!
we passed each other!!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Hahaha
Ooof!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:39, archived)
# it still has its electron
and there is no charge
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:47, archived)
# coming to all braw fashion retailers in Glasgow soon..
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
*flicks V's at Tourists*

What has George W got against Tourists . . . ?


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Hello Humph
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Ooh!
Mr Sulky has deleted


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Leningrad been here again?


arf!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# He doesn't like the way it makes people shout and swear all the time, prolly.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Pubs with no hats rules?
What the holy risen Jesus is that all about?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# A pub that I've been in many times has just had a refurb
and now they have CCTV they don't allow hats . . . even though it was a fecking Thursday lunchtime! FFS!!


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)
# THIS IS WRONG
First no smoking, now no hats?!

... and soon no drinking and no talking!!*


*\izzard
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Needs more tartan hat + ginger wig
Ace though :-)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# EU Jimmy


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Did you watch it last night then?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)
# no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
no no no no no no no no!I'm his scriptwriter . . .


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# :D
but did you watch it though?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Bah! Thread deleters!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# *Claims vague Scottish connection*
*Purchases*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# I have a legitimate right to tartan
*also buys*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)
# So do I
I've got two scottish best mates, and one of them's marrying a scotsman.

*drapes self in tartan and runs away from the scottish people*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# You might like to take a look at
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Everybody has a legitimate right to tartan
seeing as the whole tradition is made-up and almost solely for the benefit of tourists.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# I like shortbread
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Haha, nicely.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)
# barrie!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# But how wuld the Scots buy them,
with them being so tight?

(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
#
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:39, archived)
# I like it,
ya ken.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Apologies for length... again.

"Clank" said Mr Bigz.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)
# It's like Shipman all over again!
woo!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Remind me never to have piles
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Bah, could you pass me that rag please?
You appear to have pissed on my mind...

*wipes mind*

*smudges pattern*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Come on, buff that alabaster!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# What, while you watch?
Won't Mr Trellis mind?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# *chinese burns*

*smudges tattoos*


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# D'oh!
*goes home to reapply tattoos with special tattoo pen*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Never have piles
Arse grapes. I've seen some nasty stuff in my life but a doctor pushing in someone's piles when they've been lubed up was pretty bad. These things should not be done on a ward.

They weren't mine by the way.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# when will the NHS learn that Rancors don't make good Doctors!?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# *makes note never to get piles*
*especially painful ones*

Also: Woo! =)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# RAWK STARZ don't get piles!


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# So that's what happened
to Smith + Jones
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# ha ha
this is exactly what happens. MD - Monster Doctor
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# woo yay hoopla
spinoff!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# What a happy family!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# I think
they live on my street...
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# o.O
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# hahaha
the NHS will let any old immigrant do our jobs

/Daily Mail blog
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)
# my kids J/k teacher
goes by the name of mrs Hutt

and at the interview all i could picture was when she went home she was chained up to a large throne by a huge slug like gangster

not funny but true
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:44, archived)
# Vectored Strogg Gunner.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# oOoOoOoOoh
nicely done

have a woo
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# that right there
is awesomeness!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# I think that is excellent quality at that size!
Have a WooYayPsychoHoopla!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Cheers,
I spent quite a while trying to get the perfect size.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Strogg, enough!
Beef Strogg, enough!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Mmmmm, stroganof
Desmegginglicious
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Q: What do you call a herd of bulls masturbating in a field?
A: Beef stroganoff, haha!


I'll get my coat...
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# this is very pretty.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Yay!
I'm up a volcano posting from a phone!

See you on Friday.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# What a great sentence!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)
# "boom boom boom boom boom boom"
"volcano phone"
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)
# doop do do do do doop!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# splendid!
stay away from the edge.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)
# I demand realistic volcano sound-effects!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Eye-witness account of Vesuvius,
*rumble, rumble, rumble*
*BOOM*
*splat*
*AAARRGH*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Wootacular!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# hey, gringo, where are my nuts?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# down there of course!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# hahahaha
nice poncho!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Cashew?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# bless you.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)
# Pecan
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# PIE!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# UNLEASE THE PIES!!
/acid flashback blag
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)
# Unpie the Fleashes!
/alkali flashback bloke
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# aaah
flashback was a great game.

also - there's nothing funnier than chemistry jokes!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# I fucking LOVE pecan pie.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)
# This^
Banoffee Pie too
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# pop quiz hot shot
pecan pie or sticky toffee pudding?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Yes.
And lots of it.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# I don't have to choose
Because i'm a fatty
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)
# so the addition of profiteroles
and banoffee pie to teh equation doesn't make it more complicated?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Both.
in vats.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)
# ^ this
Not had it in at least two years though.....oh the toffee pecan goodness
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# they sell it in shops cafes and restaurants
you can exchange disgusting money for delicious pie and they will thank you for it.

THE FOOLS!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)
# MUAHAHAHAHA
*creates a plan for world domination using only a flipchart and the power of pie*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# good luck
if it works out for you can you hook me up with some cushy position...?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# shit bucket, fucksox.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)
# PIE!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# mmmmm pie
mmmmmmmm

*drools*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)
# mmmmm pie and a pint
*collects drool*
*clones*
*pounces*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)
# mmm pint!
mmmmmm

*ponders*
If you get a clone of yourself to give you a wank does that mean you're gay?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)
# not if you make it wear makeup and a dress
and face the other way while he does it... and speak in a high pitched voice...
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# If you're a guy, yes
But if you're a girl it means you're lovely.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# I agree with this statement
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# *checks*
cool
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)
# *checks out*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:39, archived)
# no
just narcissistic! :D
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Bless you
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# excellent!
The cheeky wee fella!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# hahah
smashing
where on earth did you get that idea from?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# it came to me in what drunks refer to as a moment of clarity.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# when you started on the meths?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# yes, the crystal meths
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)
# methodists?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Crystal maze
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Boy, if we were methodists...

(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# The abstract then becomes the reality
Alcoholics like to call it the moment of clarity!

Kill all the yappin lets make it happen
You cats ain't real,
you just a re-enactment

Better yet...... dramatization
Soon as the director say action you start fakin

I start breakin

The whole joint start shakin


This ain't the time or place for you to prove something
Cut the stargazin' yo,
move somethin'!
Move Somethin'
..Move Somethin'
....Move Somethin'
......Move Somethin'
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
#
Well You Know that any Mountain Is Capable of Moving
The Shamen and The New Generation they Are Proving
You can be what You want to be
Let your soul and your body and your mind Be Free
Ain't nothing in the world that can hold us back
Write down a lyric put it down on wax
We can rock and take it straight to the top
With an attitude that's right and can't be stopped
Set your mind on what you want and you can go higher
Put detailed thought into every desire
Believe in yourself you know what you'll find
There is no "can't" in a trouble-free mind
One of a kind, We all are that
And going all the way is where I'm at
With delivery smooth like water from a fountain
That's why I can move Any Mountain Move Any Mountain

I can Move Move Move Any Mountain
I can Move Move Move Any Mountain
I can Move Move Move Any Mountain
I can Move Move Move Any Mountain
Move Any Mountain
Move Any Mountain
Move Any Mountain
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)
#
You may be high, you may be low
You may be rich, child, you may be poor
When the Lord gets ready, you got to move
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# es are good es are good
wooooah ooh, he's ebeneza good...
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Hi, My name is Nelson Mandela
when i'm chilling out, i like to listen to
Talib Kweli and DJ hiiiii - tec!

:D
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# to get started turn the computer on
type in the word 'load' and press the 'enter' key...
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# *plays the "chainsaw" tune*
:D
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)
# He lovely.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Hot Mexican Pecker
... or something
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# on the post below
this one
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Afternings sir
he shouldn't be angry at no nuts... its impossible to be angry in a poncho!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Poncho happiness!
*dances around*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)
# *puts on rain ponch*
*plays armies*

gun gun gun gun gun
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)
# office lol
anything mexican get a lol here, I love those guys !
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# "Eeeets to hot to peck,I needs siesta"
Woo! Mr Thor
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Si, si
Donde esta el estacion del tren?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)
# en el bacalao
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Taco taco taco
Burrito
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# nearly half past three.



(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# donde esta
la biblioteca, pedro?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)
# Library!!!!!!!!!!
I know that one!!

/clever
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# En la cocina
Con los nachos.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# aww,
i want the nachos! proper ones, with real nacho cheese, jalapenos and sour cream. mmm, them's good eatin'!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Print this then

Edit: Slightly resized now
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)
# YES
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# bis
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# kits
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Sugar sure, candy pop!
Push it down, pull it up!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# Where is Sci-Fi Steve
these days?!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Wanking for coins...
...beneath the Kingston Bridge, hopefully.

/hated Bis blog
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# hip hop, a hibby a hibby, to the hip hop hop you don't stop the rocking
to the bang bang the boogie to the boogie say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie lets rock, you don't stop *stops*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# bash
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# ash
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# melon
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# balls
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# to Monty
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Byker Grove girls!!
*subscribes*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Damn
Was going to make that bit something else....meh
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# ooooh Byker?
Byker byker grove?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# spuggy in the buff

it's a ginger minge fest.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# last thing I heard about her
she was working in a shoe shop

lol, shoes!

:D
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)
# Wonderful and justified



*clicks*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# and they're ancient
and they drive an ice cream van
big it up, big it up one time!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# hah ^ this
is what I was thinking also

*glomps*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# *glomps*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# ...and they said "Tammy, stand by the jaaaam"



"But if you don't like,
what they're going to do,

You'd better not stop them,
'cos they're coming throuuuuuuuuuugh!"


Bring the beat back!

(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# *is probably too young to understand this reference*
*hopes nobody now thinks BWTB is a paedo*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# *even if he is*
*just not with you*





/Portugal holiday blog
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# I KNEW it tasted funny
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# *takes this whole secton of teh thread and send to teh dail mail*
*daily mail is outraged*
*daily mail calls for this sick filth to be banned*
*I laugh*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)
# *feels fulfilled*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Now, young lady,
show me on the dolly where you want me to touch you...
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)
# *points at funnybutton*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# it's so hard to tell
who's grooming who...

is that a Tina Turner song?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)
# I think that is every tina turner song
:D
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# I groom him like a racehorse
Stallion baby!

/predictable innuendo blog
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Mu Mu!
Cthulhu?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# I'm clearly too tired!
I spent ages looking at that thinking "I get the general joke, but why is it called cNuts?"

what's Ris?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# RIS means I don't get it
It's from a pic ages ago someone did of the Morrisons logo with the RIS faded out so it said "Morons", but everyone was going RIS? What does that mean? etc
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# yeah I know
I was meerly comparing my idiotic non-comprehension of "cNuts" to the mis-comprehension of that thar Mor ris ons sign
Clearly I'm too tired to be allowed to talk, which is fine by me too
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# LOL!
Go have some sleepytiem
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# that would be nice but my work peeps might get upset with me
and I'm off out again tonight I can't even remember where or why!
Maybe a short nap under my desk is called for!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)
# You need some of those glasses with open eyes on the front instead of lenses
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# hahaha!
and generic ropey slappers about sums them up.

nicely.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# ha ha!!
happy birthday to you
i bought a copy of zoo
i saw a shopped picture
and i thought it was you...
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)
# LOL!
I like that:D
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# we don't steal other peoples images
unless they are caught doing it

which they are

frequently

mongs
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# "we get people claiming pictures all the time
but with no substantial proof...."

IT'S UP YOURS!!! LOSERS!!!
LOLZ
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# ROFLZ0RS
EMAP PWND JOO
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# indeed. Cnuts they be.
like it..
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# COR!
Ello sir *waves*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)
# I prefer something a bit more highbrow.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# *subscribes*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# next issue: double-page spread of Stephen Hawking
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Was that after the car accident?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)
# i see you baby...
shakin' that chair
shakin' that chair
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Super Collider?
I only just met her!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Take my wife...

Er... Alaska?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Don't worry
Tobago myself!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)
# needs more
kari byron.
not that i'm a lez or anything....
*coughs*

/coat
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)
# *googles*
Oh! Her!

The next issue maybe, with Vorderman!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# she's in a bikini
on the jaws special episode....


...rollingcabbage told me...
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# MORE SCIENCE!1!!1!! 100%
:D
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Hehehehe wooo
Nicely done!!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Hey! Zoo and Nuts!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Justification!


Or perhaps not
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)
# I'd look out for black helicopters if I were you
:D
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)
# I'll go back to the red lines now



(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Chilli pants!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)
# Sigh
Zero hummus....

Would you like a couple of chilli plants?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)
# I have three, thank you
One of them is just flowering now, and this gives me [.......] this much glee
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)
# Cool
which ones are you growing?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# HHHHHHHHHHHalapenos
With extra phlegm
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)
# This is acceptable
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# me too!
i also have 3 chilli plants. can't remember what type (not jalapeno or birds eye (captain)) - i have about 11 in total showing their chilli goodness.

woot me. go on, i dare you.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Woot............:)
I have errm ..

Jalapeno
Madame Jeanette (scotch bonnet)
Cayenne
Prairie fire
Whippets tail
Rocoto red
Explosive ember
Naga Jolokia
Red Habanero
Purple Tiger
Sweet pepper
Poblano peppers
Hungarian Black
Aji crystal
Krakatoa
Peach Habanero
Twighlight Numex
Mucho Nacho
Ancho grande
Pepperoncini
Patagonia
Bulgarian Carrot
Yellow Chicken Heart
Mexican Serrano
Bolivian Rainbow
Peter Penis


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)
# I also think it's convenient


/tesco value terrorism
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# yer
whose constituency is Glasgow airport in?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)
# MC RAB C NESBITTS?
..........
Weird ass choice... Glasgow airport????

Of all the places? Surely Heathrow or one of the London ones would have made more sense?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# but no-one suspected Glasgow.
Now they've got us on the ropes, they could strike anywhere next! Coventry train station? Guildford ice rink? Burger Dave's Kebab house? That alley where the crazy old guy lives?
ANYWHERE!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# hahaha ^^


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)
# =D In other news, Craggy Island was attacked by 7 suicide bombers today
The sheep is said to be "traumatised, but recovering"
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# gosh
there are all these places we didn't know about

there must be a crackdown on locations!

having towns and places means we're a sitting duck!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Hahaha
Just expand london to encompass the whole UK. That way police only need to look after 1 city. How hard can that be?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)
# "Horrid, dirty places, cities are. I don't know why they don't build them in the country"
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# =D
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# umm I think it's in the Paisly North area


Wendy Alexander, MSP
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Its raining again
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Hate that bloody song
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# I like it
though it's not a patch on Amerie's '1 Thing'
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# under my one thing?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# They're all shit
Bring back Guns N' fuckin' Roses!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# They're playing it to death on the radio at work
But I can't hear it properly because it's in the other room, so all I hear is 'ella ella ella murmle murmle ella ella ella'.

Same with that bloody McCartney song: all I can hear is the whistling!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)
# heheh
McCartney can piss off - he's been around for so long you might think he'd come up with something good
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)
# Why change the habit of a lifetime?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# i haven't a clue who it is
/hasn't listened to radio or watched pop tv for years blog
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)
# I assume you mean the Umbrella person and not Paul McCartney
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)
# yup!
even i know who mccartney is, and from the 20 secs of his new tune i've heard played on the telly adverts, he should just give it up.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# I've only heard what I've seen on the tv adverts
It sounds kinda chipper though
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# I spy massive trouser bulge.
she clearly dresses to the right.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# *spangs her back to the left again*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# By jove thats impressive
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# she has a shlong
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# who is this chap?
should i give a toss?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Why you little...
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# yay
you're on a roll!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# once vigin electricty
changed me over without asking me - then sent me a bill for £550 :o( woo btw!!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# oh that's nice
I hope you absolutely fucked them one
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# well i never paid it!!
the f-ing gits!!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# How can you stay mad at him
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Lovely!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# hahahahahahaa
poor liddle guy

Southern Electric sent me a cheque for £279 last week

I spent it on lego
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Mindstorms?
Lego robots ftw
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# I didn't really
it probably went on something exceptionally boring like car insurance
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Scottish power over charged me thinking i was my neighbour
They said sorry and installed a box that takes power cards. I don't get it really.
Edit: How rude of me, that is most woo, I love the eyes especially
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# aaaawwwww :)

(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# haha :)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Awwwww!!!
WOO
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# give him the red ring of death!!!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# nooooo
that's my 360 too! I'll just cut his paws off, problem solved
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# OH YES
*loves*
*clicks*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# This is great!
:)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# grand stuff
*clicks
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# What is it with old ladies and wasps?


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# it's the same wasp
it gets out through her fanny
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Her "old lady fanny"?
Oh. I see.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# thanks for that image
*wipes tea off keyboard*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Needs more tongue
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Don't we all...?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Needs more dentures!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# That's wierd
There's something about that pic that's making the back of my brain itch.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Thats 'Orrible!!
I hate wasps! Bees are OK but I do have a phobia of wasps... the bastards!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# wait
till one of the bastards stings you on the arse. it hurts greatly.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# hahaha!

(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)
# ..
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Don't start up with your white zone shit . . .
Woo!


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
# we all know perfectly well what's the problem here
you want a divorce
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)
# give him a lobotomy instead
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)
# *sends to Zoo*
Superb sir, just superb.

(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# No damnit, not backwards! Zoom! ZOOM!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# I can just see you, forehead pressed to the monitor...
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
#
forehead
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
#
foreheadskin
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# =O
Look at all the debris in the red zone. How inconsiderate.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# End apartheid!
all zones are equal bombing opportunities!

*burns your embassy*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# I read that...
as BUMS your embassy.

rather painful, I'd think.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# no, it's the other way round
the red zone is for immediate bombing and jihad, there is no suicide bombing in the white zone.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# ..
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# guaranteed to deliver
nice work sir.

also the ineptitude of this latest bunch of global terrorists is astounding.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Arf!


(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# yay for airplane references
what is it?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)
# It's a big building with lots of Jeep Cherokee debris embedded into the front of it...
but that's not important right now...
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
#
into near

They weren't even good enough to get it inside the building.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# FAIL
sorry.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Girl at my works friend was on the front desk when it happened apparently,
says they were revving the shit out of it trying to get it through the doors.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# I still can't help but laugh.
Do you think they even tested their plan or was it a Pub-lunch idea?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# I can imagine it now
"Bah this beer is shit, oh wait we're Muslim extremists doesn't Allah say we shouldnt drink alcohol?"
"Bugger you're right, quick lets do something to prove to him we're still Muslim extremists"
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# "Quick! Bob has some gas tanks in his jeep! They blow up, we've all see the movies"
"right now to bomb something that people would give a shit about..."
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# and don't those gas bottles have to cook on gas mark 7
for about an hour before they go bang. someone forgot to mention the airport has it's very own fire engine.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# I can imagine most municipal Glasweigan buildings have some sort of anti-arson equipment.
;-)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# A bucket of sand that gets used as a comunial ash tray usually
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# or HITTING DEVICE.
Sorry, hettendevice.

did make me laugh on that Trevor McDonald thing where the Scottish Parliament's contact with the EU (or whatever he was) was affectionately called EU Jimmy.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# hahaha!
when i heard one of the 'bombers' was a bit not well after being tackled by the public, i thought he was suffering from stanley blade wounds.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# SEE YOU!
:D Bless.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# yeah
they should have tried it on somewhere inflammable with no fire engines nearby

like a forest in Siberia
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Terrorist plot #17: Plan to blow up The Thames river.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# haha!
was on the way back from france when i heard, having just missed the 40 car pile up 1 fatality just outside dover, they'd be far more effective with just a few smokes cannisters.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# I just want to tell you both, woo yay, we are all counting on you
!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# hahaha
should have added a clamp :)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Spot on sir
Although I still want to know how you got out of the boot
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# laptop+boot = success
I shall now be emailing a message of help...
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# lovely
"Would the owner of a green Jeep Cherokee registration AL01 JHD, please report to Reception.."
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# I'm far too happy
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# HA HA
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Genuine homealonetoday-LOL
Lovely!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# your lack of nose disturbs me
Why the happies?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# 8D
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# how does it smell?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Gills,
you can't see them in the picture.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# like wet dog
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# WEHEY!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# I hate it when people say 'lol'
on msn, yet on webcam their face remains the same.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# I just hat it when people say LOL
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# LOL
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# You must be a Milliners nightmare
;-)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# You look at peoples' faces on webcam?
Interesting angle.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# look at the neck!
he's clearly been bitten by a cheerful vampire
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Them be moles -_-
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# vampire moles?
it's worse than i thought!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# HA
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# :D
don't worry, vampires are cool
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# hehehehe :D

(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)

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