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cheeky pearoast

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jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)

very lovely

you filthy hamtoucher

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)

this

But with more grunting and groaning.

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)

***wOw***

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)

such a shit film.

also 230k for a woo yay?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)

the comic style editing was nice.

And it was good to see Lou Ferigno.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)

yeah but ed norton as the new banner!!

WOO!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

That's his career over then.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)

Over...?

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)

and out.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)

He's a lifter of gentlemen's shirts

Flaming poofter

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)

Good in parts.

And yes, yes it is.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)

Agreed the Hulk was shit, as was Transformers!

Corkingly good anim MrRee.

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Aenesis, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)

What was wrong with Transformers?

I saw it yesterday and loved it. And I hate the original cartoons or comics or series of advertisements for toys or whatever the fuck it was.

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Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

the 2D human characters

the awful shoe horning of the story
the lack of any real action
the horrible way they transform
and the entire missed opportunity of it all

here's hoping it's like the X-men films
and the second one will be better

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)

But the terrible stereotypes of human characters was hilarious

as was the naff story. Especially the hacking. THIS IS THE SIGNAL THEY WERE USING TO HACK! ONLY A FAT BLACK DUDE WHO PLAYS DDR ALL DAY CAN FIND THE SECRET MESSAGE HIDDEN IN THE HACKER SIGNAL! WHAT THE FUCK THEY HACKED OUR FIREWALL THAT SHOULD TAKE TWENTY YEARS?!

What was wrong with the transforming, anyway? It had the "Borkbirkbirkbork" noise, and Starscream and Megatron could do awesome flips and transform in a split second while in mid air

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Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)

hahaha I loved the australian girl, just because she had nothing to do with the film whatsoever they just said

"WE NEED SEXY PEOPLE IN THIS SCENE!"

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)

I'd forgotten her until now.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)

"I'm an australian! LAWL, HEAR MY CRAZY ACCENT LAWWL! AWLSO I HAWVE TIWTS!"

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)

"Our webs are down, sir!" "Which webs?" "All of them!"

www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/07/16

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)

Hah, exactly :D

I don't know which was worse. Die Hard 4's "QUICK HACK THE GASPIPES AND REROUTE ALL THE GAS TO THE PLANT TO MAKE IT EXPLODE!", or the Transformer signal hacking with secret messages and elite black DDR dudes

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Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)

or the whole, map on your glasses thing

WTF!?!?

why?!?!
i'll tell you why
because we need it for the story and we can't be bothered
to try and come up with something cool....

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)

But without the glasses they wouldn't have been able to include the completely unnecessary glasses finding scenes with the transformers hiding outside the house, the "WERE YOU MASTURBATING!?!?" shouts of the mother and the "OMFG URFQUAKE!!" dad

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Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)

you're not doing very well in convincing me that this film was any good

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)

Haha :D

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Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)

in those car adverts you can see how the car becomes a robot

in the film, the car becomes a mess then becomes a robot

things rotate over each other and it's all too complicated
i thought it was craptastic

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)

And yet still Manwife, Transforners obsessive that he is wants to see it.

He had to buy the frigging magazine to get the free dogtags, and then they wouldn't fit over his dreads.

Needless to say I wasn't as upset by this as he was.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)

I had this discussion with a friend yesterday (about what was wrong with the transforming)

and we decided it would be far more awesome if they all took two or three hours to transform.

AUTOBOTS, TRANSFORM!

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNKSHH! (step 1 of 79)

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKSHHH! (step 2 of 79)

Three hours later:

NNNNNNNNNNNKSHHHH! (Step 73 of 79)

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)

Hah

But then in the next scene they do an instant flip transformation and jet into the air, because it's cool to do that. Screw consistency.

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Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)

I thought the last half hour of Transformers was..what's the word...very good.

It's just the script and acting of THE HUMANS, that let it down.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

the whole of the film was LOLROBOTS

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)

I LOVE robots, Miiiiiiiiiiiiister Scientist.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)

Except it wasn't, really.

Because there was nowhere near enough robot stomping and far too much "HAY GUYS I'M A STEREOTYPICAL AMERICAN NERDY GUY WHO THINKS BUYING A CAR WILL GET ME ALL THE LAYDEEZ

...also EBAY."

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Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)

*makes transformer noise*

Bonecrusher was dispensed with far too easily

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)

Agreed, there are some awful scenes.

Like outside the kids house. It makes me angry just thinking about it!

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Aenesis, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)

Haha

I loved that because it was so stupid, though. Especially how the transformers were fucking STOMPING AROUND and going "HEY SHUT UP GUYS" in their booming voices, and STILL no one could hear them.

I'm a fan of the craptastic :D

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Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)

same here.

it was cheesy and rubbish.

i loved it :D

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)

Yep :D

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Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)

didn't you want it to be cool and mindblowing?

i would have preferred it so

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)

Well I hear there are going to be two more movies with bigger budgets.

So maybe they'll be more mindblowing.

Either way is fine for me. I like awesome cool mindblowingless, but I also love the lulz of craptasticness

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Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)

well then hopefully it really will be like X-men

and the first installment was just to test the water
and the second will deliver on the coolness

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)

it was never, ever going to be that.

edit: but it would have been nice. :)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)

The end was good, nothing like big fucking robots destroying stuff,

but I though the rest of the film was a let down. I was feeling like walking out after 2 hours.
It was a nice idea but it could have been executed better. I hate it when the story is changed too much like this was.

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Aenesis, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)

I actually thoroughly enjoyed it from start to finish.

I was never bored.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)

Damn you Michael Bay.

Yessum, mostly shit. Except the big fighty scenes.

I downloaded it.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)

nothing like big robots destroying stuff in your face so much you can't actually see jack shit

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)

I've only seen the first hour

which is rubbish so far.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)

I really liked the hulk comics.

Mainly because most of them were actually set in his brain, and he was unwittingly battling with his own psyche.

The movie did not take this path, which was unfortunate.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)

it was an hour and a half of incredibly ill thought out dialogue

climaxing with the least exciting action sequences ever

LOL HE'S BIG AND CAN JUMP CONTINENTS IN A SINGLE LEAP.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

See, I always saw this kind of thing as just a horrible dream inside his head.

but NO, HE CAN ACTUALLY DO IT, IT'S A BETTER MOVIE THIS WAY.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)

those bits needed comedy sound effects

BOIIIIIIIINGGGG!
BOOOIIIIINNNNNGGG!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)

you might be onto something

I'd have probably enjoyed it just for those sequences alone

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)

You only just posted that

about an hour or so ago!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)

^this

It's not the end of the world!!11!one!111, but still...

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

3 and a half, ashurly!!11!1!!

fair cop - I didn't have time to thumb nail it earlier and it was before 10am. Only scumbags and peadophiles use the board before 10!

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jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)

*hands self in*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)

if this was with a black background i'd allow it

but it's too soon for a pearoast in it's own thread.

think of the kittens i'm now forced to behead because of this.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)

is there a time limit?

how many hours exactly?

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jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)

eleventy

twelvety on tuesdays

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)

it's all to do with how relevant it is

if someone had posted a picture of silver surfer and then you posted that or a link to your original post earlier as a reply, then that would be fine, but to post a new thread with it when you only posted a hour or two ago is frowned upon and usually ends in a frantic bumming without lube.

/adviceblog

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)

G'wan...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)

hahaha

ace

i once tried to make an image of 'the thingumy' but couldn't come up with a suitable picture

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)

someone did one a while ago

called 'The Thingy'

it gave me hot tea/nose trouble

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)

well it's a good job i didn't then!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)

hehe

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)

hahaha

fuck

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)

*sends air kiss*

I was thinking about you yesterday, found that photo from the meet wherre you were bent over and Saccharine was pretending to bum you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)

i haven't seen that one

is it on flickr?

did you get my text?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)

Nope, but I think I texted it to you

Text? *checks* ohhhhhh, bless you, it's a big pile of disorganised wank that I'm going to have to try and sort out but that's life, innit?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)

haha

I like that one

but it was a different one I was thinking of

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)

:D also

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Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)

Hahahahahaha

what was I just laughing at?

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)

wow

I have one of those thingies
and I have no idea what it is

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)

back massager?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)

A back-massager?

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)

I will accept this as the majority decision

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)

It's a spy in resin.

Look closely and you can see a head inside the bit closest to the screen

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)

gah

so it is

*goes to bun shop*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)

Looks like a Lucha to me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)

sexual stimulator?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)

That could be applied to most things though.

Right, another ciggie.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)

ahahahahaha!

Yes.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)

Marvellous

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)

OMG!! IT WILL SORT OF DO SOMETHING TO US ALL!!!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)

haha

"That wasn't a banana, Dougal"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)

Hahaha!

Splendid sir. Here, have this:

This is <a href=

#14, I think..." />

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)

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Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)

Woo!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)

*chortle*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)

haha

GET A BRAIN MORANS!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)

YEAH!

CRAZY MORANS!

STANDING THERE IN A BLIZZARD!!!!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)

MORANS!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)

Now this, I like

*Woos*

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)

Tee-Hee

Awesome.

(engekomkommer, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)

that's about the most gleeful protest I've ever seen

look at their happy smiling faces :D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)

Arf :)

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FoldsFive, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)

I am a bad person..

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)

Final Destination!

Woo =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)

THE GAME

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)

hamtoucher

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)

MUA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)

If you are going to keep doing that, I am going to ignore you

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)

Last time, I promise

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)

The one that will take me to my end?

I am waiting for the ra-a-ain
TO WASH WHO I AM
I AM PLAYING THE GAME
THE ONE THAT WILL TAKE ME TO MY END
I AM WAITING FOR THE RA-A-AIN
TO WASH WHO I AM
I AM PLA- *end transmission*

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Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)

yes, yes you are

no biscuits for you, I'm afraid.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)

hahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)

Haha

Damn you :(

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Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)

don't let toasty see it

whatever you do.

also, WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)

Ah, Mr O'Fodin!

Top o' the mornin' to you!

Water soon eh? Hurrah!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)

yes, i'll be able to flush the toilet

it's starting to back up, i may need to use some kitchen implements to slice it up into manageable chunks.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)

Hahauuurgh!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)

Yes you are

*shuns c_kick forever*

;'(

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)

this is bad and wrong

but nicely done

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)

Ok so

Me
Jesus H Christ (not a b3tan)
Pasanonic
discomeats
DOCTOR DYSLEXIA
Captain Wow
Debbilgrrrrl

Need one more wimminz

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)

In Vino Veritas

Top Up The Tea
Chorizo Wagon

??

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)

You could dress me in drag and call me a wimminz?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)

I am a kind of wimminz

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)

OH SHIT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)

You are a bad person!

/kaada blog

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)

aww, c'mon

you put packets of ketchup under the cat

:P

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)

Hahaha

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)

hmm

cat flap or cat flat

(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)

hello englishmen

still rainin'?

(known as m! is pissing in pants, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)

You're shit.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)

looked at mirror lately

(known as m! is pissing in pants, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)

Pip pip

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)

Turned out nice again.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)

no, it's beautiful sunshine

and in the mid 20's, looks set to be like it all week.

and the rain never made it as far as londons tube network.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)

Why on earth does he have an umbrella?

hes wet enough already..?

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)

he's keeping the sun off his brain tumour

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)

pffft

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)

eheheheheh

I must say this is the funniest thing I've read all week!

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)

presumably to keep his bundle dry

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)

Word, homes.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)

hello gorgeous

i was thinking about you earlier, when i scrolled past you on my phone

how's life?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)

Life's ace mate.

And all the better for knowing you were thinking about me.

Was it in those special ways?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)

my moistness has turned to a sticky itch

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)

It's Rihanna

back to haunt us with her weather-witchery

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)

i might try to find an mp3 of that song tonight

as i've never heard it

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)

you'll regret it

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)

he drops bowler somewhere

*stereotyping*

(known as m! is pissing in pants, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)

nope

though I've just realised this question isn't addressed to me

*shuts up*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)

It's hardly rained at all in the sector of England I live in.

...I wish England was divided into sectors. I want to live in a sector with an awesome name like Sektor 447 or X-543-290

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Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)

^this

But we'd have to have robots and cyborgs and the like. And the memory erasers from MIB.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)

and you have

didn't remember?

(known as m! is pissing in pants, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)

Counties.

Boring fucking counties.

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)

ehm

cunties?
*grim*

(known as m! is pissing in pants, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

Well done for coming up with an original joke.

Credits roll
Curtains fall
THE END

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)

Amy Winehouse gets jumped by a Dark Jedi after a party

Original silly pics
Afternoon, all.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)

Haha, that's ace

And the first person perspective leads me to believe that I AM THE ONE WHO IS THE DARK JEDI

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Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)

nice tag!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)

Well it's no wonder he got her, is it?

Look at the way she's holding that sabre! Learn that from Yoda, she didn't.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)

arf

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)

Stoopid mare, got her hair caught in it!

got her hair caught in it!Ace tag on the pic! Woo!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)

I loike her.

When she was a little heavier and less insane.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)

Bad MrRee

it's clearly a him in a dress.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)

Actually, little tiny shorts

*spluffs*

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)

She/he/it is rather gaunt there, what a waste.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)

GAAAAH TEH DAILY MAIL!

*Flails*

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)

He tried to make her turn to the Dark Side, but she said No No No

silly alcoholic bint

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)

My she looks suprised

Well, who whould'nt really..

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)

She just wants to know why it's so small

(

ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)

hahaha

she needs to but a bit of weight back on, she's gone too skinny.

she'll end up like this in two years.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)

hahahaha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)

Pffft "methbench"

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)

Haha!

I don't really care what kind of image she has, she certainly can sing.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)

The alcoholic glass collector

down my local has the voice of an angel.

He's still a fucking pitiful excuse for a human being. :P

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)

And I'd probably listen to his music.

I miss the time when being a stuporous munter was a prerequisite.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)

Halfternoon

Today Vladimir is spreading the good word by selling communist branded label makers.
Each label comes pre-printed with "The People's" prefix.
Make sure you know who that car belongs to.
That's right.. The people. Your comrades.

What're you lot up to today?

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)

nuffink.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

Today i have mainly been writhing in pain

and lurking.. always lurking.

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)

better or worse

than writhing in pudding?

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Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)

I would'nt know.

i havent tried..

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)

you should

it'd probably take your mind off the pain

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Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)

Being pissed off

because some plumber-type person's just turned up, meaning I'm not gonna be able to go out until he's finished and gone

Window cleaner, in fact.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)

And is sending the dogs crazy

they're sprinting around barking at every window. And I can't stop them, because they don't listen. And I can't let them out because they're going in and out of the gate.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)

Make sure he puts lots of stickers on newspapers other than The People, just to confuse everyone.

I'm updating the smart card access level of every Medical Secretary that works here so that they can do everything they need to, whilst listening to Joe Satriani.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)

Making a Sims/B3ta/Big Brother crossbreed

Involving such famous peoples as:
Me
Jesus H Christ (not a b3tan)
Pasanonic
discomeats
DOCTOR DYSLEXIA
Captain Wow
Debbilgrrrrl

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)

Why did you choose these people in particular?

I would like a detailed explanation for each.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)

am i forgiven yet?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)

YOU WILL ONLY BE FORGIVEN WHEN YOU STOP TELLING THESE FILTHY FILTHY LIES THAT YOU ARE TELLING RIGHT NOW.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)

but, but, but!

i'm not telling lies!!
and stop shouting...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)

I AM NOT SHOUTING, I AM SPEAKING WITH PASSION.

This is why I need superbold in the subject line.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)

RIGHTYO!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)

I always get paranoid no-one recognises me...

I'm regular, just not too regular, or as prolific as some.

But I'm always here, just sometimes I dont post. B3ta is #1 on my speed-dial!

/internet insecurity blog

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)

I remember when you were still Mr C...

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)

Yay!

That was originally the name of my stuffed toy monkey when I was a kid. It was short for Mr Chimpy Chimp Chimpington McChimp. Then I realised the potential pun value of Mr.Ons, and its been good times ever since.

Though its quite odd just how many people don't get the Mr.Ons/Mysterons thing.

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)

That's interesting, gronkpan was the name of my imaginary friend when I was a kid.

He was the king of the Dundertrolls. My parents layed a new driveway and there was a piece of pipe sticking out of it.

When I asked them what the pipe was, they told me that gronkpan had gone snorkelling and the concrete had set before he could get out.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)

Actually

I never really thought about your name. It is indeed a pun. Have a biscuit :D

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)

*soothes*

Don't worry Mrs Onions

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)

Well

Me and Pasanonic because there always has to be a conflict
Dave because he was the first person I thought of
Discomeats because I could make him look funny
DD because it would be funny
Debbilgrrrrl because I could dress her up like a Devil and she's a perfectly good wimminz for the job, and Coptain Wow because she's a pirate! Wooo pirate!

I will also hang a few pictures up to make it see mmore like home - Michael Brandow, Goatse, maybe a b3ta logo here and there...

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)

I had this excellent pack for giger furniture

Have you ever played on the Gamecube? It's absolutely mental, although you can change pretty much every aspect of the skins and face which is cool.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)

I can DRAW on the sims

That's how I'd do your eyepatch. Assuming there isn't one.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)

skin editing?

You're braver than I.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)

I made 'Eve' once

As in a grubbly little unshaven naked woman.

And her grandfather...Death.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)

I thought Deaths grandaughter was Susan?

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)

Payment.

For sexual favours.

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)

*fears*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7456130

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)

You don't scare me.

'ning sexipance!

*fondles*

Aargh!

Ok, you scare me a bit.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)

ning Profski :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)

can I be....

....the person that goes into the secret house and never gets to be a contestant, resulting in zero money for many months of preparation?

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jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)

Does DOCTOR DYSLEXIA have like a 0 for every personality trait?

And runs around shouting and slapping people? :D

(

Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)

That could be a good idea

(

ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)

Interesting...

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)

i seem to remember making a family and forgeting to link the relatives up, so i ended up with a house of incest.

(

Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)

Well

I made the Phobb family, and most of the died in a fire of refused to go to school and ended up taken away with the ~~catholic priests~~ military, and then the little boy starved to death, so the grandfather and the father became gay. I took photos.

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)

Haha

The best type of cest there is!

(

Aenesis, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)

this is quite disturbing

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)

Well I know SOMEONE won't be taking part.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)

Mike Reid?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)

Jesus

Actually...that's an idea...

(

ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)

yeah, put him in

he can just lie there in a coffin

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)

Nooo he can be the ressurected form

(

ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)

I hope you never have to explain this to anyone normal

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)

I'm just glad

you're all so understanding

(

ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)

I'm wanting to go home

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)

^this^

(

Aenesis, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)

^ seconded, mos' def

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)

An interesting choice for Ford Prefect.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)

Sorry, there was a problem with your post:

I didn't understand it.

Please try again

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)

Latest film version of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

Ford Prefect is played by Mos Def.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)

Ah...

*spangs self*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)

fuck the bank

i need a twenty year water tank

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)

I thought that said 'tater wank'

O_O

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)

*spud-fwaps for two decades*

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)

the mighty Mos Def

is most mighty indeed

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)

I'm watching a little Stargate

then I'm gonna clean the kitchen, do some photoshoppery, and make my girlfriends birthday present.

(

Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)

how little?

can you fit your head in it?

(

jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)

Its ever so small

But I'm only 8" myself, so I fit in. The girth makes it a bit of a snug fit though.

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)

PROTIVNIK! AH MYLA POPALI POPALI!

Today I'm just sitting and waiting. Waiting for the components to arrive.

(

Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)

I am mostly

making a shitey newsletter

and listening to Stars of the Lid

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)

Waxing my clit

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)

*teases*

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)

Also found in The DoubleFlipped Last Supper

But what does it mean?

(

somegreybloke, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)

Hahhahaha!

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)

Ace!!

(

ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)

I'm not sure, but I've had her on the left =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)

Professor Kenny Magdalene?

EDIT: Hahaha! deleting eejit! C];0p
Hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)

*whistles innocently*

I don't know what you could be talking about, I'm sure.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)

It's not my best likeness

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)

*grabbles*

soz I missed you earlier . . .

EDIT: Did you see Trellis' bum-crack earlier?
but I did poke you on MSN

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)

Don't

you'll start a war of the buttocks!

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)

Hahaha!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)

S'alright

And I did

And haven't been on MSN, you were offline when I got those messages

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

Hurrah!

s'ok I wasn't getting at you; you were swapping from 'away' to 'online' as it does sometimes
gleeeeee!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)

O_o

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)

Ooh, YOU like the Godsons too?

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

There's so much room for shopping!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)

ningles wingles!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)

'ning son

I hope you're well on this fine* day

*may be stretching the truth

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)

it's nice down here!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)

It's lovely down here

Except for the fucking windowcleaners making the dogs bark endlessly. And the puppy has the most annoying, piercing little yap of a bark every.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)

You're looking bloody good for your age though.

(actually I do mean that, I thought you were my age when I met you)

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)

She shacks up with REALLY old gits

to make herself appear young . . .
Hahahahaaaa!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)

Found: bespectacled man strangled with e string

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)

haha!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)

Hehe

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

e g

/obvious

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)

Do you own any thongs?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)

Haha, and dyes her hair purple to make them look more ginger...

;)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)

Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)

I think I virtually yam, aren't I?

24 and a sixth

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)

+2 years.

Well, one and a bit.

But you're still most yoofull.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)

Why thank you, sexy lady :)

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)

You're welcome!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)

^ this

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)

I found a grey hair, the other day.

Well, a grey root (go go gadget henna).

:-(

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

22 and you're already feeling old? HAHAHAHA!

It must be all downhill from here.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)

I found a grey hair in my beard the other day.

It was really obvious too, so I pulled it out.

*waits for Dave to say "better grey than ginger"*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)

ginger's the best colour ever.

Seriously, I've never had more compliments re the colour of my hair than I get now.

And a couple of 'OI GINGER MINGE' etc etc ones, but nevermind.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)

there's loads of white in my beard

that's why it stops where it does.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)

......

*sigh*

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)

am I boring you?

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)

au contraire mon brave

*stares intently*

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)

You didn't sigh and stare at MY beard.

*bottom lip trembles*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)

Never? Are you sure?

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)

What's all the sighing about then?

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)

It was a sigh of longing and lust

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)

Ah ;)

That would be why I didn't recognise it.

I was considering growing the white bit too, so there'd be a dark brown stripe down the middle of a white beard. It might make me look like some sort of sci-fi baddie.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)

'scuse ... back in 5 ....

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)

How's it all going with your wonderful news?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)

Still good as far as I know

the bump is growing. there's another scan booked in a few weeks, she's having her first midwife appointment soon.

She's now decided she wants me to pay for a doula as well. I only just found out what one was.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)

Enlighten me?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)

It's a professional birth partner.

Her best mate's mum is one but she's in Huddersfield and is booked up for January/February. Sounds interesting. They haven't said how much they charge yet though = expensive.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)

Ahhhhhhhh

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)

I thought I was going bald a few months ago

so I said "two can play at this game" and shaved my head, number zero. I've let it grow back and I don't actually know why I thought I was going bald.

My hair is thick and lustrous.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)

Hahaha!

That's one of the mentalest things I've heard for a while =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)

I don't think

I've ever heard anyone that young told 'you look good for your age'.

After the Captain's comment I was expecting to find out you were 48 or something!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

Well I don't know.

I found a grey root at the weekend for I'm feeling a bit mortal.

And she looks younger than my best mate who is 24.

It was just a compliment. *hides*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)

People no longer believe me when I tell them I am 23

I find this quite distressing

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)

I got a 'naaaaah, 26 shirley' a couple of weeks back.

Arseholes. I then proceeded to pretend to think they were 40ish, when in reality I know they're 29.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)

How many years have you been telling them you're 23?

they were bound to catch on sooner or later.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)

about 14?

;)

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)

In a couple of years

you could just dye your roots black and then everyone will think the grey hair was on purpose.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)

.....

......
......

Right, I've now read that 6 times, and still I can't make head nor tail of it.

New job's broken my brain, sorry!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)

Dye your roots

everyone will assume that's your natural hair colour growing out and that you'd dyed your hair grey for some reason.

Hide the grey hair in plain sight. I bet Garnier haven't thought of that one yet.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)

Ahaaaaa

Hehe, I'll stick with the ginger, it goes well with my plethora of green clothing.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)

bloody kids!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

is it

something to do with loafs & fishes?

(Mantrid, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)

I think it's something to do with jesus feeding all those people with all those sharks

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)

arf!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)

Is it real?

*clicks*

(

Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)

hahahaha

his face in the lower frame: priceless! WOO!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

Hahahaha!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)

B A N G !

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)

And that was the end of Flat Eric.

Woo!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)

hahaha!!

HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE!!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)

Svenno? SVENNO?

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)

Good EYes!

bloody good pick!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)

I could spot a svenno at a hundred miles.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)

Bang and the jerk is gone

(

Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)

The interweb gossip boards cater for all tastes these days

(h0ly_j0e needs to unfuck himself, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)

haha

the spitty scary bugger

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)

Haha, letsbullypobtodeath.com =)

*clicks*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)

well hello father, jolly nice to see you, what.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)

'lo sonny boy.

Are you well?

Do you want me to revarnish you then, or are you okay now?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)

nah, i stained. looks pretty....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)

Excellent.

Glad to see your eyes have calmed down a bit now too...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)

yeah.

i'll have to find other ways of scaring people.

BOO!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)

I don't get it

But I've decided to do a b3ta project on The Sims, where I take 8 b3tans and put them into a big brother style house.
I have 4 men and 1 wimmin so far, and I don't kno who else to put it.
Psychedelic Warlord (me)
discomeats
Pasanonic
Laid Dave Draws
DOCTOR DYSLEXIA

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)

would we have to do anything?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)

Vote

I will put polls up on b3ta

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)

would we have to do anything in the 'house'?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)

No,

but I might post screenshots every now and then.

I also figured out a way of putting a framed picture of Goatse up for sale on The Sims.

And Michael Brandow.

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)

interesting.....

*strokes chin*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)

So any ideas for wimminz?

Edit: Ooh! Captain Wow! I could make a pirate!

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)

trellis and debbilgrrrrl?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)

Well I can't really elaborate on Trelly

But she was the first wimmin I thought of.

Debbilgrrrrl definately, she can be a Debbil.

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

I'll be in it.

So long as I don't have to have a dolls house. And can I get my mechanical skill up well quick, please? Ta.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)

hmmm,

just like celbrity Big brother - full of C listers!

/scathes

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jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)

Arf!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)

hahahahahahahahahaah

Doctor D would only be up and about when everyone else was asleep

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)

I am going to elaborate on their usernames

Such as, discomeats will be covered in meat wearing funky glasses

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)

We're all hidden first letter before a listers

Because b3ta rules the world, really.

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)

are we _listers?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)

The letter before A

is Caps Lock on my keyboard.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)

I ACCIDENTALLY TOUCHED THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON THE OTHER DAY.

I HAVE TAKEN 17 SHOWERS, BUT THE SHAME WILL NOT WASH AWAY.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)

Hahahaha!

*does huge real lols, and isn't really sure why that's so funny*

'ning matey - how are you? Long time no speak and all that...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)

DOCTOR DYSLEXIA IS A SEXLADY.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

How about Dixon_Bawls

Just walks around in his pance all day, scaring people.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)

Bouncy castles? Nah, the real thing's better...

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)

Isn't that Mr.Noisy without his built up shoes?

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)

he has the best shoes

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)

I wonder if you can get shoes with those curly patterns stitched in.

I'd buy them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)

I'm sure I had something similar

in the deepest darkest 70s

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)

brogues?

Also: 'ning Cap'n!

*handseats*

How's thee?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)

^yes, this

Brogues FTW, although they look a bit dykey on a chick.

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)

coincidentally I am currently wearing a pair of brogues

and they are all the smartness!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)

I'm wearing what can only be described as high heeled chelsea boots.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)

and nothing else?

cor!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)

Pfft.

Grey suit trousers
Aqua vest top
grass green cashmere cardigan.

Socks. Pants. Bra.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)

Very professional!

/converse, jeans and yesterday's shirt blog

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)

But they've not got the proper curly pattern.

Speaking of brogues, I bought these

cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ih=016&sspagename=STRK%3AMEWA%3AIT&viewitem=&item=260100874398&rd=1&rd=1

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)

cor! Sex Wellies

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)

Aren't they beyooteeful?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)

especially if they are the only things worn

I've said too much

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)

Quick, burn the evidence.

Not me, you pillock.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)

Yeah, but proper Mr Men ones.

I'm alright, new job's a bit....weird. All be good soon though- you?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)

I'm fucking ace, cheers =)

How come the job's weird?

I'm on the lookout for a new job now, travelling to Famp from Derby every day's getting a bit wearisome... already =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)

I have three pairs

the most recent being purchased on Friday Ashally they're half brogues as they don't seem to sell proper brogues for anything less than £450 each these days . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)

Half brogues?

Not... rogues?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)

They are quite spectacular.

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)

*Glees*

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)

Nonsense!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)

Doh.

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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)

COCKDEAR!

He's thinking 'Look at the tail on that!'

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)

Barely woo

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)

jesus Dave

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)

Slaps round with a kipper

gaaaaaaaaaah!

You are turning into Harry Hill:p

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)

*looks into camera*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)

*turffle shuffles*

hey you guys!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)

OK then

time for your medication Dave.

psst fetch the tranq gun someone

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)

*puts eyes out*

haha!!
right i'm back from w*rking so enjoy me while i'm here!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)

I've already enjoyed the memory of you

so I'm all spent now

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)

mind you

I can feel a second-wind coming on!

YEEHAR!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)

haahh

reminds me of this:

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)

your colon?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)

ha ha ha ha

B³: explorer... colon explorer, urgh

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)

argh

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)

Has she ever looked in a mirror?

(

Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)

she prefers looking into pies

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)

If you right click

properties on the source image it may say . . .
HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW!? TWAT!!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)

*calms*

*clams*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)

good god, that's horrific.

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)

I KNEW you'd like it!

C]:0D

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)

Strueth!

*bangs head against wall* ah that feels better

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n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)

Pffft.

While you're here...

I'm having trouble finishing off a sketch. Got any good puns about tarmac to inspire me?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)

Stop yer bitchin', man!

man!unless you want yer ashphalt . . . It'd be a real (s)treat to provide a pun for your sketch but I can't think of one . . . my brain's beginning to ungravel

Unless you want a proper hardcore pun?
that do?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)

I only asked for a bit of help

no need to be aggregatevating about it.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)

You're int rubble now!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)

*runs (mot)away*

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)

Tarmacintosh
TarMcCartney

Guitarmac

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)

pun? - yes. Good? - no

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)

Hahaha

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)

Yes I found it!!!

My favourite use of a belly
www.b3ta.com/board/7278367

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)

Hahaha!

That's Ace! I reckon John Craven could be in some way responsible for my punngae-affinity . . . he often used to end his report on a pun . . . like if the last story was about sheep he'd say 'from me for now baa-baa'

Gleeeeeee!
so don't blame me!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)

Gah!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)

I'm betting this has bindun but it still amused me to do it

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)

hahah instant geyher

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)

lol lyk u.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)

yur mum.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)

pfffffffffffft!!

yippie tie yay motherfucker!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)

And the Quarterback is (Happy) Toast!

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)

Happy Toast! Happy Toast!

the kind of toast we like the most!

early in the morning with a cup of tea
put happy toast, on a dish for me!

Happy Toast! Happy Toast! the kind of toast we like the most....

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)

Is it wrong that I want Toast now?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)

Not in the slightest.

Although I might not tell him just yet. Buy him a balloon, spend a day at the zoo, see how it goes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)

smooth

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)

I am nothing if not a fucking pimp.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)

*gets his ass on the track looking for marks*

... Mark?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)

you called?

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)

*waves with both hands*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)

bring sweets

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)

Pervers Originals?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)

Haha

Is that your ideal first date Captain? :oD

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)

+ rubber clothing and nasty sex in the shark tank.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)

Haha!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)

do you mean nasty as in bad?

because i'm rubbish at it.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)

not rubbish!

You can't be that bad...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)

meh!

i'm mediocre at best.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)

A day at the zoo AND a balloon?

That's an ideal day any day of the week.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)

I don't think anyone has ever bought me a balloon.

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)

oh dear

that's made me very sad :(

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)

Has anyone ever inflated a used condom then tied string to it?

That was the last balloon anyone ever gave me, and I was *thinks* about 19 at the time.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)

How romantic!

but no, not even this :(

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)

Give me a minute.

Right, I need someone with a man-nozzle.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)

Actually if I cough I can probably provide

having had a delivery this morning

:/

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)

*holds out receptacle*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)

A-HEM!

*ploff*

(grim)

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)

*ties string to wrist*

*holds breath*
*pretneds to be a balloon*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)

*places order with intarubber

for special gift wrapped, Ohmygodyoupoorthing special selection box of baloooooons.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)

ahhh pity balloons, the best of all balloons

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)

awwww.... you poor thing

mrs thor once bought me an R2D2 shaped balloon and had it delivered to my work.

it was ace.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)

I do believe I may cry

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)

My Toasts Arn't very happy

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)

change your supplier

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)

you're the one, you are the one

you're the one, you are my toaster
you're the one, you are the one
you make my toast like you're supposed to

i see you every morning, you are waiting by the kettle
your handle's made of plastic and the rest of you is metal
i know that if i get some bread
and put it in the slots
that you will toast it perfectly
and i'll eat lots and lots

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)

that was beautiful man!

(

Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)

there's more

(it's not mine)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)

grand,

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)

Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...

Nicely done ST.

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)

Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho!

Ta!

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)

Hahahaha!

What a smashing slip he has on.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)

Gaaah and woo

Minor TJ. Anyone got office 2007 here who's willing to open a word document and save it as Office XP for me?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)

I got 2003

which would probably do it

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)

Ooo OK if I gaz a file location to you?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)

yep

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)

Cheers and cheers everyone

I found a nice lil widget that did it for me. I just had to cut and paste after that.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)

Cool

In other news I had Zoo ask for one of my pics (kkkfc one) I told them to naff* off.
Thought you'd like to know

*I might not have used the word "naff"

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)

Hahaha

Cool. Yeah well if it appears you know at least the have acknowledged it's yours which gives you some ground to stand on.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)

if I do 'about microsoft word' it says Microsoft Word 2000

I'm guessing that means 'not 2007'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)

Just for the record

I would gladly, but I'm at work and they only have Office 2003 here.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)

I have 2007

for my sins

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)

REPENT

I beta tested it and I was not impressed much

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)

I don't use it for much

and as I have to support it I have to be able to find my way around it.

Which I can't, because everything has gone WEIRD

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)

at least they did away with the office assistant...

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)

is there an anim of that?

I'd like to see it buying the farm

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)

Imagine the ED209/ boardroom scene from Robocop,

with Clippit as the unfortunate Mr. Kinney.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)

perhaps I can help

*tilts your head at 11.2^o, angel*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)

*touched by an angel*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)

try this:

Microsoft Office Compatibility Pack

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)

For some reason it doesn't work (I tried)

It's a WPS format too for some stupid reason!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)

ah, silly microsoft works files...

i have word '07, that should do the trick.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)

The corpse comes back down the elevator with a little note attached:

"Now I have a vest"

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)

pfft!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)

Pfffffft!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)

I know what you mean...

(

Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)

peepul wuz animatin sunz befor

am I late to the party?

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Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)

The "Improve your English" party?

No, come on in, we're just pouring the tea.

woo to your animation by the way.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)

but I just had coffee

Over at the "worsun ur Inglish partee"

I'm a bit full thanks.

*steals a biscuit*

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Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)

oi!

*releases the hounds*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)

THE HOUNDS OF LOVE ARE CALLING!!!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)

Here I go!

It's coming for me through the trees
Help me, someone!
Help me, please!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)

I just know that something good is going to happen

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)

take my shoes off

and i throw them in the lake

and i will be
two steps on tha water

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)

*takes shoes off

throws them in the lake

and cops off with a young Kate Bush*

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)

*steals shoes*

*sells to Iraqi*
*profits*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)

*steals Kate bush*

*kills two birds whilst stoned*

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)

Do you not like the older version HT?

(

ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)

she's not as flexible as she used to be

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)

:o\

I hate to think what you have in store for her.

(

ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)

Theres a few people

who need to attend said party!

(

spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)

*hands out the apos-trophies for creative use of English*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)

hahaha :D

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)

poor sun

he's all monochrome

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)

No.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)

For some reason Imageready doesn't want me to save that in colour

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)

Imageready is shit.

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/

You know it makes sense.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)

how's that site

going to help me put it in colour?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)

I don't know

I confused Imageready with Imageshack. It's that slab down there that did it - I told you!

Nothing to see here - move along.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)

Hehe

thought you might have got something wrong there :p

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)

lovely.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)

arrgh

too ningy by far!

;)

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)

juuuust ningy enough

(

Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)

\(^_^)/

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)

Does his head go all the way to the top of that hat?

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)

mine does!

Woo!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)

Robo-Bobby or Robo-Plod perhaps?

(

ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)

or even just Robo-copper

...damn!

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)

Robopig

or Robobastard
or Robofilth
or Robonickers

the list goes on

(

Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)

OddBod

off of Carry on Screaming

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)

when I was a kid

that was the most frightening thing ever

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)

it still is!

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)

haha

"You have 28 days to comply, possibly extending to 56"

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)

yipes

loloticks!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)

haha

ello ello ello
what's all this then?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)

haha!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)

you have 56 days to comply!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)

Haha

Woo!

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)

Morning

Have a tessellating pattern of 5 differently sized patio slabs. *

If you would like me to design your patio, call me, I'm in the phone book...

* not actual colours

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)

ah it's like a Voronoi diagram

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)

is that the mint ice cream thing

with layers of chocolate in it that was very popular in the eighties?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)

yes

those crazy Russians think of everything

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)

vienetta defies the laws of physics

like bees being able to fly.

it is the holy grail of icecream making.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)

i'm going to have to buy one later

just to relive my childhood
but i won't go as far as eating findus crispy pancakes and potato waffles

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)

Can you still get them?

I thought they went the way of the Teasmaid.

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)

oh yes you can indeed

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)

i think i'd vomit if that was my patio

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)

*vomits anyway*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)

You're doing a lot of vomiting this morning.

(

ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)

Am feeling a little crappy in that respect

May be vomiting for real later

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)

Drink lots of water.

Were you out on the "lash" last night?

(

ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)

Not at all

Cutting out alcohol completely as of last night actually, and I can't believe it's withdrawal already!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)

Oh God I keep trying that but fail miserably.

Doesn't help sharing a house with an alcoholic Teacher.
Yeah, the withdrawal thing isn't pleasant either.
I keep thinking "I felt better when I was drinking!"

(

ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)

are you pregnant?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)

she may have drunk some of gloucestershires finest tap water.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)

it looks like someone already has

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)

I would call

But after looking at that, my retinas are having difficulties distinguishing differences in light/shade and colour.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)

I heard John Travolta has

a patio like that

(

Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)

Barbarossa and Co. Ltd. patios for the blind.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)

that is an ace patio

mine is just squares

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)

This is our driveway

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)

oive got a bit of tarmac lift over.......

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)

I didn't know you were south african

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)

his nim is Kivin Pietirsin

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)

i'm sorry but my voice is rather croaky today.

in a very sexy gruff way.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)

'ning David :)

(

JESSIE!

*curls round neck*

how's it going?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)

Hello!

/late

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)

I really really hope you're not japing us

/searches in phone book.

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)

This is lovely and colourful.

Wonderful :D

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)

You are Roger Penrose.

aicmfp

(

Carlossus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)

Anyone remember the rock cycle? :)

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)

No, but I like this.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)

^this

also, the bike has very pretty spokes. i want wheels like that for mine.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)

but i remember the menstrual cycle

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)

*tries not to imagine*

*fails*

You bastard!!

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)

*bows*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)

girls get a different big red bike

on their 13th birthday?

(

Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)

Nope

but have a click

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)

he loves his bike

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)

Chewpussa likes that

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)

mictoboy's had her

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)

up the arse

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)

furry bum curtains

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)

ooh

imagine the dangleberries!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)

It'd be like parting the curtains on a fortuneteller's tent

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)

is that a euphamism

for something?

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)

For HOT GYPSY SEX

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)

^this

is superb.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)

this ^

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)

frightfully so!

(

Ratsta, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)

That's brill

Liked the Bungle one as well.

(

ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)

*papers*

Hah!

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)

Ready?

Now!

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)

nooooooooo

*spang*

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)

Ow, by does!

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)

mike was italian?

arf!

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)

Wassa marra you, hey?

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)

pffft

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)

Hmm.

He was a stuntman in Chitty Chity bang bang and also Sparticus.

This is interesting to a man who only knew him for FRANK! and his comedy.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)

Oh Paaaattt

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)

Arf!

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)

news

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)

Woo

'ning HappyToast

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)

cheesecake

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)

I now want cheesecake base, damn you

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)

^this

haven't had one in ages, and i'm broke. damn.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)

Not the whole cheesecake

Just the biscuity bottom

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)

^not this

although that IS the best bit, it needs to be complete, not just components.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)

I would like some of your biscuity bottom

(

Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)

put some digestice biscuits in a bag

then batter fuck out of them
voila

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)

digestive, not digestice

*looks around for ivesb*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)

And mix with melted butter

Result!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)

save me a bit?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)

and a bit of runny honey

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)

nicely done

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)

battenburg

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)

czechmate?

maybe there's a website for that :)

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)

would it be anything like thaibride.com

www.thaibride.com

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)

surely a horse would need

a thai groom? (or a thai bridle, i suppose)

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)

Didf anyone see that Louis Theroux one with Thai Brides?

Quality television.
Can't remember what the weird bloke at the end called himself.
Anyone?

(

ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)

www.czechmate.com.au/
sfw

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)

yes, i heard, shame, but he'd had a good innings.

and 'Ning toasty, i trust you had a super weekend.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)

so so

you? taps running with toxic sludge?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)

i had a splendid weekend of powerwalking everywhere as i still have no car

and mrs thor is down in devon at her folks until we get water.

apparently i will have e.coli infested water in my taps when i get home, according to the news, i shall be spending the eveing flushing the toilet.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)

woohoo!

no change there then

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)

and i was thinking just the other day

that i always keep forgetting he's still alive
ah, well. won't have to remember that any more
(not that it isn't sad news, but he was 89. the words 'good' and 'innings' spring to mind)
[edit: mindpiss]
morning, mr toast, and nice picture

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)

My weekend

was dog awful. I trust yours was better.

(

neOnbubble is both bubbly and neonny., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)

I dunno

Give me a point of reference and I will let you know if my weekend was better, or indeed worse.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)

*points*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)

It certainly wasn't *that* good ;)

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)

hahaha

you're in a saucy mood today!

*continues pointing, with hands behind back*
; )

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)

Good boy :)

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)

*sways*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)

*steadies*

*with hands behind back*

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)

hahaha

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)

O_o

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)

Charlie McCarthy?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)

painting all weekend to get the rooms ready for capeting today!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)

benjy

you're not supposed to paint the floor!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)

Are you my mum?

That's all she's done.

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)

i hope you did a proper job and didn't cut corners

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)

he may be dead... but that won't stop us making a sequel!

also - my weekend was not dog awful, so it probably was better. I'm great though.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)

I stuck a screw right through my palm.

I am trying to get hold opf the doctor to find out about tetanus, but they won't answer.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)

If you find you can't open your mouth

You've got it.
What else do you need to know?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)

*opens mouth*

Oh!

I can't believe i fell for that, you dirty mare!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)

Neigh, surely you didn't!

Was the screw rusty?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)

Tetanus is never there when you need him

'ning

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)

call NHS live or whatever it's called down South (NHS 24 up here)

they'll offer you comprehensive out of hours service and equity of access for all of your health informational needs.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)

Yes,

but they don't know what jabs I have had (and nor do I)

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)

well - the wonderful new electronic patient record system is bound to sort that out at a reasonable cost, on time and on budget

HA HA HA HA H AH HAHA HA HA HA HAAHHHHHHHAHAHA
*dies*

*invests in Accenture*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)

haha

"Databases to solve all problems, ever"

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)

But presumably

they can't give you a tetanus jab over the phone?

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)

they just scare the tetanus out of your body

over the phone by making loud noises.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)

I called earlier

Tetanus is out but you can leave a message in the tobacconist's next door

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)

What do you want to know?

My missus is off sick today so I can pass on your medical questions. :P

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)

Have I had all my jabs?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)

If you can't remember having tetanus

Go and have it. Best thing all round, although I doubt you'll get tetanus from a screw unless it's rusty and has been lying around in horse muck for three years.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)

Yes, this

Best to have it just in case.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)

It was a screw who held a tiled sheet of chipboard to my kitchen wall,

but it has been in the back of a van full of cow shit, it has been in there with old soil pipes (so human poo) and it was thrown on the floor at a traveller camp whilst I unloaded the rest of the van and also on the floor at the tip before I threw it onto the pile.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)

GO AND GET A JAB!

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)

Tetanus isn't the only thing to worry about then

Last time I looked at the advice it was: if you have a dirty wound and haven't had a booster in the last five years or can't remember your vaccination status you should see your doctor.

Washing the shit out of the wound is a good starting point, but I imagine you've done that.

(

foop, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)

try savlon.

SAVLON HEALS ALL!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)

I doubt that

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)

*kicks while down*

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)

*cunts in the fuck*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)

Haha!

Spaniel McCarthy....isn't she going out with Jim Carrey?

Well, I'm now in the new job, completely clueless, trying to make sense of things but AT LEAST I'VE GOT MY FRIEND!

I may be going slightly mad, I am unsure.
I'm just going to re-re-re-read all the info I have been given again and again untill 2 (when hopefully I get some more to be confused about).

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)

poor captain.
*hugs*

ps i love jenny mcarthy, she has a funny face and yet is sexy

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)

Sexy?

She's mental. I'd be scared of her, personally.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)

i've got a thing for unhinged women

lisa left eye lopez of TLC really graped my
squildo and she's a fucking nutcase.

i just sent you a text by the way

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)

Brad Pitt in 12 Monkeys really, really grapes my all of my squildos

But only in 12 Monkeys.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

With the wonky eye?

Not even as Tyler Durden?

He's best in Kalifornia.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)

Yep - and his looney gurning and grinning - love it

Aye, actually. Forgot about Kalifornia.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)

Mmmm, he's lovely in Kalifornia.

I've got this thing about murderous people. Probably not a good thing.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)

Brad Pitt grapes nothing for me

Especially as he's tiny by all accounts

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)

In the long run, probably not.

Just as long as you keep on their good sides, you'll be fine.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)

I'm a mentil!!!!

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

i know honey

it's one of the many reasons why i love you

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)

*nutter-sexes*

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)

YEEHAA!

RIDE ME COWGIRL!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)

*spurs*

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)

She WAS a fucking nutcase.

Did you? I'm not with my phone, I'll have to check it at lunch.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)

yes

she was a nutcase.
but what a nutcase. PHWOAR!

i have texted you a picture

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)

A picture of what?

Genitals?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)

no dear, not genitals

you have never shown any interest in my genitals.
you'll see what it's a picture of when you see it

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)

ning Capn

you'll be fine

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)

Ningles love

I'm sure I will, but at the moment it's all just shit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)

chin up

first day's always going to be pants... I'm sure you'll kick ass at the job in no time at all.

also *hugs*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)

*doffs tricorner*

Arrr, I shall try me best

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)

They can't ask any more of you!

Good luck Cap'n, you'll be fine!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

Cheers love!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)

'ning Cap'n

stay calm, I'm sure all will be well ....

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)

Nongles lovely

It'll all be ok, yeah.

I may be not on here much for the next month or so though. I'm only on now because I'm taking a break from reading the same documents over and over.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)

Huzzah for the 'new job - look busy - read a load of old crap thjat you can't digest because you're too nervous' phase

Actually, not huzzah.... not huzzah AT ALL

BOO BOO BOOOOOO

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)

I've been reading this stuff daily since Weds.

It makes NO sense.

Well, a bit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)

It will make more sense when you're doing it.

Nobody at management level knows what all that crap means, they just tell it to other people.

"Nobody knows what is going to happen next, but everyone keeps doing it" - George Carlin

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)

Nice quoting, there!

I really, really want my old job back. Ahhhh, lack of responsibility.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)

It'll all be running smoothly before you know it.

Just don't make the mistake I made with my first management job and call for a meeting with your boss:

"I don't understand what I'm supposed to be doing - everyone does their jobs and I just sit there"

THAT IS YOUR JOB NOW.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)

Hahaha, if it's sitting you want, I'm your girl.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)

An argument followed by flouncing on Saturday

But went to see my mates' new twins yesterday - awwwwww

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)

*has baby glee*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)

_glee?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)

^This!

gah horrid evil little monsters!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)

No I like babies, I was just making a baby glee.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)

ah ok, getcher

I don't like them. they smell funny and last too long.

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)

I don't mind them.

I'm a broody thing anyway though, so that'll be why.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)

You can have a peek if you want

www.flickr.com/photos/planetgeoff/

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)

Fucking weird weekend as usual

and now I feel ruff!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)

you are the sweary Louis Theroux

aicmfp

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)

pfft!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)

i take it you went to see transformers then?

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)

is it shit?

I watched Hannibal Rising last night

bunch of ponderous, turgid old arse

some nice cinematography though

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)

Did he manage to get it up in the end?

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)

haha

that would be telling

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)

I'm watching that tonight!

So not very good then?

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)

well, it was ok

I just found it a bit slow

and far less gory than I had expected

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)

How's the French bloke as Lecter?

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)

he's ok

but for the first half an hour he has virtually no lines

then he suddenly becomes eloquent, but still with a heavy accent

plus he looks nothing like Anthony Hopkins, if that was the impression they wanted to give

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)

OK, cheers Mr.N.

I shall look forward to being disappointed.
:o)

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)

starts off well

ends ok

the middle 90mins are very very boring
i struggled to stay awake

and plus, the robots in those car adverts transform better than those in the actual film!
and finally, all the action can be seen in the trailer
there's nothing more to see in the film itself :(

pah...

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)

I Did!

I liked it, I did a robot walk all the way home and now im looking through the autotrader for a yellow chevy camaro with black racing stripes

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)

Did you watch the original cartoon?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)

i bought the original series on dvd a while back, it hasn't aged well...

the old movie still rules, though. \o/

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)

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