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# OMG
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 14:00, archived)
#
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 14:00, archived)
#
Watch out when it goes by - it'll splash!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 14:10, archived)
# if you can't beat them...
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:59, archived)
#
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# Thats a brilliant source pic
Woo for house sparrows!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 14:00, archived)
#
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#


....and I'm spent
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 14:01, archived)
# FLAP
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:57, archived)
# I'm seriously in a flap over this
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:58, archived)
# awesome
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:58, archived)
# evil twin Flap!
Woo! Yay!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 14:00, archived)
# nice
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 14:00, archived)
# brilliant!
lets get him as a real life character on Sesame Street!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 14:01, archived)
# ha
that's wawesome
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Flapping Lully
Winnar!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 14:16, archived)
# He stole
Sonic the Hedgehogs shoes!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 14:19, archived)
# It finally finishes this week (does anyone still care?)
Apparently they're upping the ante next year...

(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:52, archived)
#
if only...
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:53, archived)
# my damned wife is having her friend over on friday to watch it!!!
and i've got nae money to go out!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:53, archived)
# TO THE BOOZECAVE!

(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:54, archived)
# *crawls under desk*
*opens hipflask*
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:54, archived)
# come to my wedding instead!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Sneak off to the computer to watch porn
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:54, archived)
# i haven't got the tinterwebs at home anymore!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:55, archived)
# ..buh...what?...GARGL!

(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:56, archived)
# *download pron at work*
*burn it to CD*

*pretend you're on interweb at home*

*watch pron*
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 14:01, archived)
# good plan.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 14:06, archived)
# your wife needs to get out more
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:55, archived)
# That's harsh
it's like having a hen party in your house!

*shudders*
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:56, archived)
# show her who's boss
tell her to go to her friends house.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Invite some 'guy friends' around to watch 'the game'
and 'forget' she was going to watch it.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Are they going to set fire to the house?
I'd watch that.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:53, archived)
# ^this
with flamethrowers
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Hahaha, shopped pics only please
Good 'noons you 'orrible lot.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:55, archived)
# what finishes?
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:58, archived)
# He's still learning
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:48, archived)
# I've got one from that page to do, just need to find the time
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Aye
a feast of source material
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:58, archived)
# remember squirrel...
magenta.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:50, archived)
# "EGG-NISH-UN-SIR-KIT..."
:D
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:50, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:50, archived)
# n0000000000000000000000000000000000b!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:50, archived)
# hahahaha!
nice one.

back to the board that crossword's been driving me mad.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:50, archived)
# where's this crossword?
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Hey.... hey....
;)
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:56, archived)
#
*blows raspberry in the direction of barbarossa and also a congratulatory kiss.

www.b3ta.com/board/7552276
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 14:00, archived)
# TITS or GTFO
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:51, archived)
#
give him long enough he will find f5 then his teaching will be complete
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:52, archived)
#
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# Arf
*clicks*
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:47, archived)
# office lol :)

(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:48, archived)
# :D
aeronautical fun!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Yay for SCIENCE!
Of the flap variety
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:49, archived)
# I think this might be passing me by
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:50, archived)
# neeeeeeeeooooooooowwww
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Hurrah!
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:50, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:51, archived)
# :)

(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Y E S !
:)
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Nice.
How many degrees of flap deflection will be needed to rip said flap from mountings and kill said flap?
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Saw a pic with a helicopter.
Couldn't help it.....

(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:43, archived)
# ohhh!!
i love those!
wallpaper size?
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Nicely done!
I like the bridge.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Wow
I feel safe here in Blighty!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:45, archived)
# whoa! ace!
as is your fiery one :)
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Ahhhh
nicely done
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:48, archived)
# topical pear, roasted yesterday


It was a bank holiday, and all, so I reckon the I can justifyably roast it.

Here: b3ta.com/board/7549222


Edit: PS like your pic - bridge is very inspired
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:48, archived)
# ZOMFG TEH QUO
i see no flaps
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:50, archived)
# I was just about to ask where the bridge was
but then I found it very nicely done sir
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:53, archived)
# aceness!
especially the bridge
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:53, archived)
# I bought the dogs a new toy today.


It squeaks.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Osama Bone Laden?
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:44, archived)
# It came strapped to a piece of card saying "Poltical Pet Toys"
"You can't get even, but your pet can!"
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Where would we be without a free market economy eh?
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:46, archived)
# to make it really hilarious
you need to have an afghan hound
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Will two Jack Russels do?
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:50, archived)
# nope,
not unless they're called Condoleezza Rice and Dick Cheney
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:52, archived)
# named what-a-mess
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:51, archived)
# I love what-a-mess
He's awesome
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:53, archived)
# hell yeah
:D

Prince Amir of Kinjan
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:53, archived)
# We had those foe our old dog
Margeret thatcher one and that bloke for the labour party in those days.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 14:22, archived)
# But but ding ding?
ALAH!!!! MOHAMA JIHAD!!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:44, archived)
# I really really hate that for some reason...
*tells the internets*
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:45, archived)
# ZZ Top?
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:45, archived)
# All my friends know the lowrider.

(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:47, archived)
# *burns feeding bowl*

(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:46, archived)
# flap not included
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:38, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:39, archived)
# voldemort?
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Arf
indeed!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:40, archived)
# that tuxedo is too small...
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:41, archived)
# if b3tards wasn't down I could post my deceptive frog
so - just imagine a frog with a twirly tache and a hat...

Also - woo yay! There's very little better than a panda, best of all soon to be extinct animals.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:42, archived)
# *imagines....*
nice arse!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:43, archived)
# *shakes booty*
yyarr!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:45, archived)
# does it have a
monocle too?
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:48, archived)
# no
but he has a cheeky grin
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:49, archived)
# hahaha nice :)

(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Nicely!
Woo
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:46, archived)
# It's grim down South
Spotted at the Carnival yesterday.



Far be it from me to mutter darkly about gentrification but, for Christ's sake, if even the local optician needs a bouncer...

And would you really want to advertise the fact?
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:36, archived)
# You'd have thought he'd have seen any trouble coming a mile off really...
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:38, archived)
# BADUM..........................
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:39, archived)
# ..................TISH!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:39, archived)
# a while ago (many years)
I decided poor Tish shouldn't be so lonely, and should have some sisters.

there are people round here (Oxford) who still say "Badum-bum Tish, Tamara, Zip" and don't know why.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Could it be that the opticians are sponsoring the security to advertise?
Or am I, like, so totally missing your irony and you were making a mischievous little jokule?
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:38, archived)
# I wish I'd written this post
since it accurately summarises my thought processes upon viewing the OP
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:39, archived)
# ^this
is what i thought
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:40, archived)
# he made a little jokule
you dirty rotten swine you..


/bluebottle
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:40, archived)
# I considered that possibility
But Tulse Hill is a fairly salubrious area.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:41, archived)
# your names not down mate
*jams fingers in eyes*
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:39, archived)
# They should have done the text
like one of those posters in the opticians.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Like my newpaper....
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:50, archived)
# FLAP
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:33, archived)
# that's lovely
haven't been here for a couple of days so FLAP has passed me by...

whatthefuckisit?
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:35, archived)
# I think it's Morts little cousin or something
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:35, archived)
# I bet he couldn't handle the strong taste of Wasabi Peanuts
like Mort can
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Started by Sir Sand Goblin last night
And bandwagoned for some inexplicable reason
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Flap started his colourful life here
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:36, archived)
# you know, IT'S A FLAP!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Haha
I love this bandwagon
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Me too
If you hadn't guessed

:)
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:45, archived)
#
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# Best one yet!
Pssst - next suggestion, Sophie Marceau?
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:35, archived)
# *rubs knees*
she's gorgeous
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Specially in the red dress at the end of The World is Not Enough
*mind wanders*
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:37, archived)
# this?
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:43, archived)
# :D
Great idea!

Off to see the purple midget tonight! might do one of him if I can get a good shot too.

(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:39, archived)
# i actually don't mind this bandwagon,
it's the first one yet i think that i actually kinda like, he's cute
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Y E S !
FLAP FTW! *click*
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:38, archived)
# FLAAAAAP!
nce one
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Origami: Paper in disguise
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)
# O_O
quick! the scissors!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:32, archived)
# haha!
*throws all the paper out the window*
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Their eternal war with the shredders...
Clever stuff. Woo!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:34, archived)
# I thought that was a weirdly cropped finger in the third frame
top folding!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:34, archived)
# You know we all secretly hate you, right?
hate envy
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:35, archived)
# He has a bucket!

(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Dah da da!
Da Dah da Dah DAHHHH!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:35, archived)
# ha ha ha
you're wrong because shredder was in that mutant ninja turtles. Loser!

(woo yay hoopla)
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:36, archived)
# That's a bit woo
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:51, archived)
# I had an origami business once
But it folded
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Wish I'd thought of this one a few weeks ago.

Seeing as b3tards is down, it's hosted on a smelly old Orange free webpage, so holler if you can't see it.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Where did you come from?
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:23, archived)
# where did he go?
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:24, archived)
# where did you come...
FUCK! RIGHT IN MY EYES!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:25, archived)
# "Take it in the face"
John Leslie c.1999
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)
# pfft, nice
reminds me of that faux-documentary on that american monster thingy in the woods.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Bambi?
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:34, archived)
# if it hadn't 've been for cotton eye joe, i'd a been married a long time ago.....
.......true story.......no, really!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Argggh!
But what is to fearful about this cotton, is it soaked in piss?
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:23, archived)
# *faints*
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:24, archived)
# hahaha ouch!
I can see it!
Also, there's always the inbuilt b3ta hosting you know... :)
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:24, archived)
# I know, but the java whatever it is
won't work at work, if you get my drift. I can't even see the post I've just posted, due to "Web Hosting" being filtered by WebSense.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)
# aw, poop
I'm so glad I'm on my separate unfiltered connection
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:34, archived)
# that's quite disturbing :D
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew
Nice, but ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:27, archived)
# A pun/horror combo
splendid stuff!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:27, archived)
# This is ace.
But funny in a not really funny but more just weird and scary, league of gentlemen sort of way.

Am I still typing?
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:28, archived)
# you stopped five minutes ago....
AAARRGGHHHH!!!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:28, archived)
# So who's writing this then?
Mother? Is that you?
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)
# GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Yes, dear...
*sharpens things*
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:37, archived)
# arf
what's the font?

is it smallbrainfield sans?
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:28, archived)
# ^ this
it's unmistakable :)
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Dom Bold
I think it came with a copy of Corel Draw. It's like a friendly dog or cat of the font world.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:33, archived)
# sell this to hollywood
They will put some pretty faced no marks in it, and bang it out with a slick marketing campaign. Then release the "directors un-cut" version on DVD a few months later.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:29, archived)
# I bought that single!!
Then broke it!

Money well spent!!

Nice pic. Woo!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:29, archived)
# ow ow ow ow ow (woo) ow
needs more bride
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Echo Golf 1 you are clear to land...

FUCKSOCKS!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:22, archived)
# hahaha!!
excellent!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Hahaha
Echo Golf 1's mind wandered off I see
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:54, archived)
# park the wagon outside my house
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:21, archived)
# What has this world come to?
a bandwagon of flaps
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:22, archived)
# HAHA
ACE
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:22, archived)
# F L A P !
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:22, archived)
# *waits for it to poop*

(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Nicely done
:D
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:25, archived)
# YES!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Release the memes!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:29, archived)
# oh
maybe you can link them up

and they breed

and you can link up like 20 of them

and they have a fucking squeaking orgy :D
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Monkey Monkey Monkey!
* Edit: I'm so chuffed my little collection inspired this challenge. But I'm even more excited at the possibility that my dream of an Internet Monkey Database may one day come true

I did these ages ago as part of an abitious project to mirror the entirity of IMDB but with monkey connections to each film. A kind of Internet Monkey Database if you will. Or more like what would happen if monkeys ruled Hollywood.

Anyway a few years on and only thus many completed I have to admit premature defeat and so share with you the shattered wreckage of my dreams the foundations of simian greatness the possibility of ape-like triumph. Things could have turned out so differently.

Of course if anyone wants to take up the baton ... well then you are a braver and more nobel soul than I.














































(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Now THAT is an epic post
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Looks more like
every entry in a worth1000 compo to me.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:33, archived)
# hmmmm, perhaps links to them may save people internets?
they still haven't all loaded here.....
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:16, archived)
# still loading
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:16, archived)
# few more...
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:17, archived)
# and we're done
very nice, if a little close to half a meg in total
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:17, archived)
# fuck me hitting F5 is a mistake!
still like the ape fear one though
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:24, archived)
# yeah...
at least you're not making a big deal out of it or anything...
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 18:51, archived)
# No!
They are all quality posts!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:19, archived)
# linking them wouldn't make them any less good....
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:20, archived)
# so spread them out over 20 posts perhaps?
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Nah
The 50 post massive attack is a condensed humour bomb .. more people should do this to save waiting and diffuse boredom between posts!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 15:22, archived)
# blimey
that's a lot of pictures

but they are all good (well mostly)
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:17, archived)
# phew!!
my scrolling finger has cramp now!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Thats possobly the longest post i've ever seen
fine collection of monkeys non the less, woo!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:18, archived)
# woo!
someone's going to bitch at you about total-size-of-all-those-files but ignore them. This is worth it.

I salute your incredible persitence.

(p.s. may be worth linking/thumbnailing though)
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:18, archived)
# waiting.....waiting....waiting....lost interest. Goodbye.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:18, archived)
# NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
come back!!!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:19, archived)
# ^Everything he said
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:21, archived)
# bloody hell
that is ace

have you seen Sunburnt Tiger's fish epic?
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:18, archived)
# I am speechless
Why didn't you post them when you made them!?
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:18, archived)
# It wouldn't be an epic monkey post then
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:20, archived)
# 22 individual sachets of Woo-Sauce!
Do you like primates then?
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:19, archived)
# That is fantastic.
Don't give up, please.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:19, archived)
# anyone
getting arsed about size needs to realise this is why Darwin invented teh internets. This post and porn.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Fuck! Yes!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:20, archived)
# these are very good
if a bit long
*mousewheel starts smoking*
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:21, archived)
# haha!
armagibbon - excellent stuff
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Cocking ace!
I bow at your feet/paws
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Macaque to the Future
is my favourite. WOO!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:23, archived)
# These are ace! well mostly!
There should be a compo of this, then your site would be complete!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:24, archived)
# I suggested it
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Widen it up to animals
And I'll vote for it
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:37, archived)
# bloody hell
they are all good - have a woo for each and two yays to share amongst them!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:24, archived)
# armagibbon!!!
haha! genius!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:27, archived)
# macaque to the future!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Absolutely superb!
Dont give up, this is a quest worth pursuing!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Yeh, sorry for the size
I did make smaller versions of them for this board.

But for all the kind words, thank you - wow, I didn't know monkeys were still so fashionable. It almost makes me want to carry on the Internet Monkey Database. Almost.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:38, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:44, archived)
# monkey overload!
woo
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Ha ha
Quality mass posting but you forgot...

(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:49, archived)
# hahaha
macaque to the future has to be my favourite
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:50, archived)
# that's totally awesome
well done!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 14:34, archived)
# I see Demi Moor
hasn't changed much :)
Nice
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Should have done
12 monkeys to save you some time ;)

*clicks*
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 18:24, archived)
# I like
the gibbons best. :)
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 19:44, archived)
[challenge entry] One I made earlier...
(, Wed 29 Aug 2007, 19:51, archived)
#

(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:04, archived)
# FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THOOOOOOOOM RUMBLE VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:04, archived)
# YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO POST ANYMORE, YOU'VE BEEN BANNED.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:05, archived)
# WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? AND PLEASE DON'T CALL ME ANYMORE
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:07, archived)
# That's it. I'm leaving in a huff.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:08, archived)
#
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Don't worry
Banananananananananaman will be here shortly...
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Or possibly Surreal Man...
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:07, archived)
# pffft!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:08, archived)
# we're doomed!!!!
*shits self*
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:05, archived)
# EGG-NISH-UN-SIR-KIT SHINY! :)

(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:06, archived)
# no he wouldn't...
would he.?




No fear. Scarlet quickly switched the death-and-disease-spreading-stuff with candy, flowers and knickers.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:07, archived)
# He can't
It would be End-Of-'Perfume'-scale suicide.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:10, archived)
# are they used japanese schoolgirl knickers?
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:14, archived)
# The very concept of that makes me feel ill.
:(
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:23, archived)
# I would prefer not
Scarlet's knickers maybe
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)
# She don't wear teh underthings
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:32, archived)
# yes she does..
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Nook NOOOK!
woo!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Oh noes!
'ning JJ
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:08, archived)
# teeheehee
silly armageddon-causing squirrel
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:08, archived)
# WHAT???
IT CAN'T END LIKE THIS! DO SOMETHING!

(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:08, archived)
# I don't see enough of these
to know what is happening!
:(
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:09, archived)
# theres a link on his profile to his site!
you can play catchup there...
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:10, archived)
# http://www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.html
*red light*
*red light*
*green light*
GO!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Go back to the beginning
and read them all in one big fat go. It may change your world forever.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:13, archived)
# (may.....but probably won't)
:D
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Yeah, you could be right
... I ALWAYS wanted to live with a cat and a penguin who could talk and stuff.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)
# what do they stuff?
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:33, archived)
# And give you RSI clicking the back button repeatedly
JJ - you really need a link to the first strip for new visitors in the navigation at the bottom.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Nice timing me!
But you're still not posting these quickly enough!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:13, archived)
# allo madam!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:17, archived)
# YAY
Jollyjack, you are currently my hero!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:41, archived)
#
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:03, archived)
# hahaha, you loon
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Is he sexing it?



(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:05, archived)
# I think its sexing him
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:05, archived)
# I did think that too!




(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:10, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Toasty!!!!
*toasts*
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Awesome.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:06, archived)
# *winces*
is his foreskin caught in it?
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:07, archived)
# hahahaha!
tj. any one know the answer to five down on the crossword down there gaz me, but don't tell babarossa.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Very nearly smug bloke...
just add crossiant.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:29, archived)
# My Mum told me a really shitty joke on Sunday.


So I thought I'd share it!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:45, archived)
# *groan*
Not a bad price ashally...
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Surprise!
*clings on*

Hello you \o/
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Hello gorgeous!
*hugs tight* :D
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Fawns...
:)
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Minotaurs...
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:55, archived)
# krakens...
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:55, archived)
# krackoffs
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:11, archived)
# If I post you a small frying pan...
...would you do me a favour and spang your Mum for me?

Cheers =)
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:45, archived)
# it's alright mate
i've already done it
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Haha, good on you =)
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:46, archived)
# her favourite joke is
a crocodile goes into a pub and orders a drink.
the barman says "why the long face"

there's no hope for her
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:48, archived)
# my favorite joke of all is;
what do you call a fly with no wings?
a walk!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
*wipes tear*
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:49, archived)
# my favourite joke is
a man goes into a chip shop
the guy behind the counter says "yes"
the man says "fish and chips"
the guy says "you trying to be funny?"
the man says "no! my bike's outside!"

or

how do you get two pounds of meat out of a fly?

you say "i don't know"

*unzips*
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:52, archived)
# i don't get the first one......
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:53, archived)
# your not supposed to
it's surrealist man
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Surrealist Man!!!
where!
in the sky?
*looks up*
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Surrealist Man!
he are on the skirting
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:58, archived)
# i remember
the first one from school. except replace chip shop with bakery, and fish and chips with loaf of bread. the bike remains.

Also my favourite joke:

Jeremy Beadle has a tiny cock, on the other hand.....
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:58, archived)
# no, NO!
NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Alright son?
*dadhugs*
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:46, archived)
# no,
but thanks for the dad hug!!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Oh noes!
What's wrong?

Your Mum's gonna post your nuts this week...
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:54, archived)
# oh, just stuff.
damned stuff. =(
yay!! i'm getting nuts!!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Ill give them to you for free
if you pass me that meat above your head
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:47, archived)
# No,
the steaks are too high
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Gaarg!
*eats own head*
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Argh!
SPAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:48, archived)
# oh god,
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Doe!!!!



(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:48, archived)
# RUBBISH
BOOOOO

GET OFF THE STAGE
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:50, archived)
# YOU!
i've been looking for you.
did you get my email?
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Just have. Mail on my favour-searching friend.
But know that I'm actually a bit busy for once so might be delayed.

But mail on.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:54, archived)
# i've done a tattoo design but it's all wobbly and sharp corners
i'd be thrilled if you could fix it.
before thursday if possible
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Christ
I'll try. mail it over.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:56, archived)
# i've mailed you it from my work address
it's a psd file so you should be able to work with that yes?

you're a cunt*

*star

=D
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:58, archived)
# i've got to go for lunch
i'll catch you when i get back
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Ha!
I heard that joke this weekend and I can't remember where now.
Woo!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:57, archived)
# god, some bloke told me that in the pub the other day.
i say the pub, it was a micro festival at a bar, and some ban were playing.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:59, archived)
# hahaha
*cleek*
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Had to jump aboard!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:42, archived)
# whats this bird thing supposed to be then?
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:44, archived)
# I dunno!
But it gave me much needed hummus for a minute!!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Its FLAP
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:50, archived)
# ooooooooooooooooooooooo k
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:52, archived)
# A New Flap
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:53, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:54, archived)
# hahahaha :)
IT'S A FLAP!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:04, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:10, archived)
# No idea
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:48, archived)
# what a lovely chap!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:00, archived)
# THE FUTURE!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Hehe
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:44, archived)
# He seems to be quite happy
to be chewed.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:45, archived)
# He knows no sadness
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Yay for B3ta memes!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:02, archived)
# :D
It lasted!

Yaaay I was sad about having to drag myself away from this bandwagon to sleep.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Aces!!
I'm going to see Prince tonight!!

I do hope flap is there!

:D:D:D:D
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:20, archived)

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