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[challenge entry] Too much too soon
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:30, archived)
# run elvis! run!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:32, archived)
# thanks again for the pic
I'd forgotten how disturbing it is.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:35, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:39, archived)
# life is like
a box of burgers?
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:36, archived)
# this made me laugh
and "run elvis run" when i scrolled down nearly made me fall off my chair
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:37, archived)
# cheers
i'm beginning to think it's perhaps a bindun though. or lacking hummus. or both. or needs more actual mong legs perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:44, archived)
# rubbish
it's great as it is
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:45, archived)
# cheers
I'm just in a bad mood because I have a sore back.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Bloody Jetski-ers
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Vroom!
I was saved from a shark by a man on a jetski once.

Yet, somehow, I managed to kick him on the back of the head.
The man that is. Not the shark.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Should have tried to do the shark as well.
Extra bonus points, I seem to recall.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Silly fluffy
Why didn't you use a helicopter like everyone else
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:37, archived)
# maybe there was no bridge
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:38, archived)
# There wasn't.
I dedided it wasn't real enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:42, archived)
# I always carry with my a bridge when I go swimming
exactly for this kind of circumstances.

I cannot understand why isn't it reccomended by the H.O.F.F. (Hydric Offences Fighting Force, it's the like the international Baywatch Society)
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:46, archived)
# These are great.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:54, archived)
# ...

*edit - thanks for all the nice comments!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:28, archived)
# yaay!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Yay for lust Brazils!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:31, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:32, archived)
# ha ha,
yes
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Hahah!
Squirrels are shit at water skiing though.
click for ancient 800kb gif
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Great Stuff
We must both have Water Sports on the brain..

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Haha.
So very true.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:36, archived)
# haha
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:37, archived)
# hahaha
hums music :)

woo!
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:39, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:40, archived)
# More to the truth of it, eh?
Doesn't matter with what, usually, so long as it's chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:42, archived)
# All becouse the Lady Loves?
yep my chick likes to stuff her face with my nuts. but she hasn't got a squirrel with passing complection. your one step ahead yay
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Hahahaha!
FP!

*Edit* I win!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:57, archived)
# hahahahahaha
most excellent indeed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Meh..
People will click anything these days....

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Blartman, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:22, archived)
# That's the nuts
pun intended
(Toast Master, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:32, archived)
# I bet 'e drinks Carling Black Label
(bblgoose, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:06, archived)
# London Zoo, 17th September 2007,
the purge of the less popular exhibits continues unabated...


(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:21, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:21, archived)
# What he said ^
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:23, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:23, archived)
# haggis!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:23, archived)
# I love how he holds his drumstick, even in death
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:23, archived)
# that might have more
to do with the fact that it's sewn on
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:25, archived)
# How can you say these things?
It's rigor mortis, not sewing.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:26, archived)
#
if you say so ;p
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:29, archived)
# no0o0oololo0o0o0o
poor animal!
WOo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:23, archived)
# possibly the best
drummer in the world
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:26, archived)
# the guy who did the actual drumming
was something of a music legend, he's dead now, mind
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:27, archived)
# who was it?
keith moon?
john bonham?
mitch mitchell?

knowledge of awesome drummers of the past exhausted
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:32, archived)
# he was a session drummer
who worked with loads of famous people, and apparently was a lovely bloke too

he ended up as the drummer on the first two series of the frank skinner show
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:34, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:35, archived)
[challenge entry] He always pulled a face...
(beardybeardbeard, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:17, archived)
# He's always pulling a face
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:21, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:22, archived)
# oh dear god...
thats just given me an awful mental image... candy floss everywhere!
woo to all the above
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:23, archived)
#
plan comes together ham slaps his leather:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:28, archived)
# genuine lol at this
elvis loves it when a plan comes together!

where's he taking him to? starbucks?
/battlestar galactica blog
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Could almost be rhyming slang
And Elvis gave him a big sloppy Templeton on the cheek.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:26, archived)
# how?
he's sitting on both of them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:31, archived)
# he loves it
when a good plan comes together
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:27, archived)
# barbie is a slut!
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:09, archived)
# O_0
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)
# nice splashage there
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)
# i wasn't sure if
it was realistic splashage
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Dave
*hilarious comedy prat fall down some stairs causes my hat to fly off
as i land in a heap at the bottom looking sorry for myself
my hat drifts out of the sky and lands on my head*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Mr Mink
*I raise my hat with my hand then put it back on my head again*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:25, archived)
# that sir
lacks imagination
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:26, archived)
# How was the freshers day?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:22, archived)
# i thought freshers went on a for a week?
f*ck a fresher week n all that?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:24, archived)
# i have two freshers' weeks
a freshers' fortnight, if you will
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:33, archived)
# ahah
i missed all that crap... started 2 weeks late for college :D (all them years ago)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:47, archived)
# starts tonight
pub quiz
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:26, archived)
# you're a STUDENT?
*shuns*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:28, archived)
# I am student too now :(
It's scary and makes me want to weep.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:30, archived)
# I've been a student since the age of 4
it's going to be alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:33, archived)
# what I'm concerned about is that the penis appears to be a strapon
I never knew about that add on!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:11, archived)
# yes
lesbian horsey
(I helped save b3ta! gypsy turnips, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)
# bestiality ftw?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:11, archived)
# indeed,
you can't beat a nice bit of horse cock
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:14, archived)
# you can
with a big enough whip
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)
# that's not what the email said
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Dobbin's nobbin!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:11, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:24, archived)
# ah, so it CAN be milked.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:12, archived)
# does it pass the 'congeal test' then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Um, hadn't really thought of that one.
Happy b3taday, though!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Yay! Mistery solved!
So kids, here is where milk comes from...
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:12, archived)
#
milked for your pleasure
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:17, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:12, archived)
# pffft
I hate when that happens
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:19, archived)
# You hate *what*? Everything?
Be more specific!

/hates the phrase "I hate when"
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:31, archived)
# yes! everything!
and everybody! I want the whole makind to disappear! And all the animals and plants as well!
I hope that this universe collapses onto itself and disappears in a ball of pure energy!

/edit: I take you have no problem with me using the phrase "I hate when"
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:37, archived)
# \o/
pance begone!
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:19, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Oh Ken, hee hee!
Put that thing away! Skipper's in the other room!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:21, archived)
# *startled eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:40, archived)
# You could put that phrase on a t shirt!
EDIT: Is she milking it to make cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:12, archived)
# she's gonna
make man cheese
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:21, archived)
# That's cheese from the isle of man right?:@)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:22, archived)
# hahaha!
oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:13, archived)
# barbie and the beastatlity spunk cannon
TJ : www.meatandcheese.co.uk/acatalog/Guff_Hopper.html lol farts :)

edit : can anyone else add things to the cart - or is it just me its not working for?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:14, archived)
# glees meat and cheese
They were the original company to do the 'Jesus is coming, look busy' t shirt!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:16, archived)
# tis is true :D
i canne seem to buy nowt though :(
edit : does the cart work for anyone else? i don't expect you to buy anything.. just click add to basket - cos i can't get jack to work!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:17, archived)
# that could lead
to some drunken fun
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)
# HAHAHA
good grief!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:15, archived)
# she's doing it wrong if she want's a baby unicorn
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Cum on............
Gee up!
(Nelly, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:15, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:17, archived)
# my word
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)
# She loves horses!
best(iality) of all the animals!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:27, archived)
# fist it hard
goo on give it a good knuckling
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
That's awful :D
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:02, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahaha
WOO!



edit/ this isn't even on the popular page, let alone the front page - what's wrong with you people? This is what b3ta is for!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Shoot me ...
... limited inspiration available on Mondays

(Biff..., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:02, archived)
# ElvRIS
geddit? elvRIS
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:04, archived)
# ah come on
Per Sivle (6. april 1857–6. september 1904) var ein norsk diktar og journalist. Han blei fødd i Flåm i Sogn og Fjordane fylke og voks opp hjå fosterforeldre på Voss på garden Brekke (nabogarden til garden Stalheim), som og forøvrig var ættegarden hans.

it's obvious
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Well we were all thinking it!
Hippy Bistro BTW.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:06, archived)
# tar :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:09, archived)
# that's actually very good
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Yeah but does
6. april 1857–6 mean he was born backwards in time?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# could be
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:09, archived)
# yes
I taught Wikipedia it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# I should have known but
a møøse eat my dictionary

here is a translation:

Per Sivle (født 6. april 1857 i Flåm, død 16. september 1904 i Kristiania) var en norsk forfatter, lyriker og journalist. Han ble født i Flåm i Aurland kommune I Sogn og Fjordane, men vokste opp ved Stalheim, i dag i Voss kommune i Hordaland.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:07, archived)
# he's a forfatter now?
the dirty sod
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:11, archived)
# still better than a dirty diktar
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:12, archived)
# i was bitten by a moose once
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:13, archived)
# where?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:16, archived)
# in its mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)
# A moose once bit my sister.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)
# Translation:
Per Sivle was a Norwegian dictator and journalist. Han Solo fed him Flom as he was pining for the fjords and the folks from Foster's home for Imaginary Friends oompa-pa garden breakfast time (Naked garden til gardening starts), some of the foreigners were against Han.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:13, archived)
# this is not office safe
for I'm giggling like an imbecile and trying to hide it

this should be frontpaged
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:15, archived)
# I thought that was a pisstake till I got to the end
I didn't know you spoke Norwegian
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:15, archived)
# I am fluent in many languages
:-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:17, archived)
# sadly
i'm only fluent in gibberish and bullshit :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Sorry made me laugh. GCing for the latest SA and found this guy's first post.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:06, archived)
# ....that's not his first post
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Well obviously JJ has done many posts:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)
# I mean it's not his first account
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)
# You need to get out more:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:14, archived)
# at 4am? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:16, archived)
# yes and play in the road
i like to pretend im a hedgehog
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)
# You only say that
So people will try and cover you in cheese and pineapple at buffets and use you as a centre piece.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:25, archived)
# *looks nervous*
h-h-h-h-h-how'd you find that out *looks about worriedly*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:26, archived)
# ummm...
eh? Bizarre.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Yes, I saw that
No SA all this week though :(
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# fucking Ian McShane
i'll fucking 'lovejoy' him...

...dry.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)
# I'm guessing 35+ year old 'clean living sorta guy'
That wants to butt rape Matt Dillon
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:11, archived)
# i do no...

oh, ermmm... yes, i bet he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:19, archived)
# HOLY FUCK! IAN MCSHANE ON MY INTERNETS!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Just got this. Anyone for Live tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Hello. We here at ZOO magazine have seen your image....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:53, archived)
# They could have a page-full
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:54, archived)
# why do I think
vultures?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Haahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:54, archived)
# I always tell myself that my images are too highbrow for Zoo.
And not that I'm seldom funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Wouldn't surprise me
I just had one for my Maddie/Lost pic
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Good twist!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:54, archived)
# you're two days late
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:54, archived)
# I was away this weekend.
That means all the other boarders had to be too.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:57, archived)
# hmmm
While i may be setting myself up for a 'OMFG FAIL' here i'm not really finding this mcrae thing amusing.
If he'd been a cnut at some point then fair game, but as far as i can tell he's just a top bloke :S
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Same here - crying shame
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:56, archived)
# * yawn *
G'morning, Ms Trelly!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Morning Heff
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:02, archived)
# How's things, luv?
Trying to plan my road trip here for the week while secretly wishing I could crawl back under the covers. How was your weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Busy as all hell
Road trip?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Off to Pittsburgh for the week.
The whole salesman gig, y'know.

Saw Thomas Dolby last night though. That was fun - and probably why I'm still so tired this morning...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)
# No, it's firmly in the realm of
ghoulish humour
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:57, archived)
# it's the same joke again and again though
someone's dead lol!

If there was a comdey program where half of the time showed shopped pictures of colin mcrae games or helicopters, it would be shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:58, archived)
# it's called gallows humor.
and it diverts attention away from the sad event by covering it with a thing veil of humor.

that way we all don't mope about like emos everyday.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:58, archived)
# lol sectarian violence
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Better than AIDS!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:01, archived)
# AIDS LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:02, archived)
# it's what TV was made for.

hahaha, look at the silly men wearing orange, hahaha they've been tango'd.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Couldn't agree more.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:58, archived)
# its nto a question of
'how good a bloke was he'. its an event, currently topical, that b3ta can prod at. whether it is tasteful or not isnt the point, it has to be good or funny or both. If its shit, or not funny then it gets a FAIL.

Its almost as if people doing these images support the ploughing of children into the ground via a helicopter....
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:59, archived)
# fail is fail
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:02, archived)
# lala lal la la
ohohoh fail!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:05, archived)
# but you cant just
fail something for being in poor taste. it has to be badly done or not funny.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:06, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7618809
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:07, archived)
# hahaha
colin isn't for LIVE tonight, that's for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:56, archived)
# haha
drive with the spirit of McRae as your co-pilot

(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:56, archived)
# 3 right, 5 left, over the hill, 2 right, through through the tree...
*BANG!*

...oh, thats right, you're not a ghost are you.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:59, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:01, archived)
# I still play this
on PS1

/cheapskate blog
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:58, archived)
# There's a whale in the Thames with John Peel and Diana?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:02, archived)
# I don't believe you
the contingency is remote
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Happy B3taday.
You share it with Rob.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:04, archived)
# thankyou :)
I think I am beating him on the cayke stakes though
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Rob doesn't need any more cake.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:06, archived)
# aha
if there's some spare cake just...you know...hanging around, I'd be happy to find a good home for it

nyom nyom nyom
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# is he dead then?
/doesn't care about sport and colin macrae in particular blog
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:04, archived)
# I have no shame
For Micto:




ps - just got my copy of CS3 delivered!

woo!

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Fork Handles?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:43, archived)
# *giggles with no suitable witty reply*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Got any O's?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:45, archived)
# round the back...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:50, archived)
# fan-tasch-tick
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Mon Repose, o's!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Got any Pumps?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Washers?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Peas?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Plugs?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:49, archived)
# 'Firteen amp'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:51, archived)
# *giggles*
Love the fact that bits of that were based on truth...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Gah!
and WOO!

for getting CS3, your company must like you.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:44, archived)
# I got mine free! free I tells ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:45, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:45, archived)
# tar :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:46, archived)
# For fork's sake
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:44, archived)
# spangtastic spork?
=P
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:47, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Good tine-work there, Sir
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:50, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Fork in Hell
?
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:59, archived)
[challenge entry] I always get confused with this monarchy stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:32, archived)
# pfffft
the queen is alive!
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:33, archived)
# i think elvis
had bigger tits
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:34, archived)
# who doesn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:36, archived)
# corgis, possibly
but definitely not squirrels.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:38, archived)
# ah, the king of queens ; )
this is vere nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:34, archived)
# ta!
I wanted to add Freddie Mercury's tash for extra confusion, but it was too much
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:36, archived)
# jimmy carr?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:35, archived)
# thanks a lot!
you just made me choke on my galaxy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:36, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:40, archived)
# *jealouses*
Cor! You have Galaxy!? I hope you choke on i . . . oh! Cheers Micto!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:42, archived)
# it's a large one, too
it's going nicely with the tea in my daffy duck mug :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:46, archived)
# The King is alive!
I saw him on TV.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Hahahah
In other news, Zoo want my colinmcrae.gif!

BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm probably the shittest person here, and that was one of the shittest things I've done, and they want it! Hahahahaha

Of course I said "yes".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:36, archived)
# they said the same thing to me
i don't think they used mine
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:38, archived)
# really?
sorry i feel like reposting
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:38, archived)
# ouch!
did you read the fineprint about ownership of your anus, firstborn child and sould?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:38, archived)
# you said yes?
why?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Because it's shit and I don't care about it and want to see my name in lights
Hahahaha ffs how far are they reaching when they ask for that sort of shite?

EDIT: I mean - did you see it? It's bindun more than Flap apparently (unsurprisingly), and was done in 30s by me, who has no skillz:



Honestly I think it's realy funny that they want it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:41, archived)
# you do realise they now own your house and all its contents?
including you...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Cool.
I hope they buy me Christmas presents.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:44, archived)
# I tajke it you don't look at the pages
when ghosty scans em then.

Then you'll see how despearte they are...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Thass Emap for you.
*shifty eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)
# but if even you say no
they may end up having to pay for entries
so it's in everyone's best interest to tell them to fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Oh.
Oops.

Now I feel bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:49, archived)
# live and learn
no worries
have an ice cream
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:49, archived)
# nicely done, and in other news,
Stop GAZing me ZOO! Please!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Yeah
they won't leave me alone either . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:41, archived)
# I've already emailed them before on three separate occasions saying the same thing;
If you'll pay for single use, as other (and larger) publications are willing to do, then fine, if not, no.
they've just GAZzed me again asking for another image posted this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:42, archived)
# they keep telling me that they want to pay me more
as mine are so good


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:44, archived)
# I've got the bapla guidelines for payments if any of you are interested
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:46, archived)
# *interested*
/the Sun paid up recently for their use of one of my images,
be nice to know on the guidelines
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:47, archived)
# I think i've still got your email address
*rummages*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)
# you expect them to spend time keeping a list of who tells them to fuck off
when they can't even be bothered making content for their own magazine?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)
# you make a fine and valid point
considering I've been one of a few who have been emailing them for nearly a year now,
you'd think someone would make the connection
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:53, archived)
# put them on 'ignore'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:53, archived)
# yes, but yours are all about you breaching the restraining order.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:43, archived)
# *paces up and down
at the end of Thor's road*



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:45, archived)
# get off my patch!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Still Life with Death Star
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:22, archived)
# haha!!
took me few seconds.....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Arf!
I like the mini Babybel in with the apples.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:23, archived)
# :)
You asked...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:28, archived)
# grand!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:24, archived)
# thats no apple
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:24, archived)
# it's a lemon!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:26, archived)
# And what a Pear
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:27, archived)
# That's no globe!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:26, archived)
# That's no kitten!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:30, archived)
# hologramtastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Lovely work, as per
\o/
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:31, archived)
# lovely work
as pear...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:32, archived)
# You are most kind, Mrs T.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:32, archived)
# I am niceness personified :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:37, archived)
# The Emperor approves

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:35, archived)
# That's great stuff!
u i
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:40, archived)
# how odd
thios should be a new compo!

www.b3ta.com/board/7622416
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:41, archived)
# \o/
It's lully and it's edjumacational.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Meh.


What sort of moron thinks sub-prime lending is a good idea?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:22, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:24, archived)
# It's a good idea
if you can repossess a house for non-payment if the house is worth more that what you lent.
If it isn't (like is happening in America), then you realise that your sub-prime policy was actually quite a stupid idea.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Surely
lending someone loads of money, knowing full well that they can't repay it, purely so you can take their house is an evil idea not a good one.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Indeed.
But then the whole area of housing seems to attract the scum of the earth; estate agents, banks and so on. All renowned for being as unpleasant as you can get without being psychopathic.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Methinks this is an omen
the housing market is quite frankly insane
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:32, archived)
# I agree
we need to ban money now, before it all gets out of hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Hurrah.
I have the ideal campaign slogan:

Back To Bartering!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Or
Give me all the money. I'll re-allocate it based on merit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:37, archived)
# i got lots of merit badges in school
can i have some money?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:40, archived)
# i think we should adopt the leaf as currency.

and i propose to burn down all the trees.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:47, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:36, archived)
# For Mr Smallbrainfield who couldn't think of an Elvis Thing:
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:09, archived)
# heheh.
you are silly.

also: hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:10, archived)
# hells teeth!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Good lord!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:19, archived)
# over sized suppositries!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:25, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Fwappy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:17, archived)
# *spangs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
*applauds ninja skills*
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:12, archived)
# oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:13, archived)
# says you with the Blackpool rock seam
aceness in a glass

I haff just ffallen into the Lloffft.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Do you think the Thing's thing is all rocky too?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:13, archived)
# TS?
edit: TS Adrienne?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Dunno what you're on about
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:20, archived)
# adrienne cos of 'rocky'
and ts as a mallrats reference to the guy who asks stan lee almost the exact same question
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Yeah I Though the TS bit
but then you wen all Adrienne on me and I got confussed
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:23, archived)
# ok cool
i was worried that i'd got the name (and therefore the reference) wrong, so i changed it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:27, archived)
# that blind girl likes it...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:15, archived)
# yeah she does
if its all like little rocks maybe she tries to make out what it says in braile
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:16, archived)
# *feels/reads*
'point away from face'
erk!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Excellent
That warrants a click!

:)

[ed] *gets back to work*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:13, archived)
# *gets lurker net*
*chases*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:20, archived)
# oi!!
come back with that!!!

don't swing it like that!
you have to kind of scoop them up!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:21, archived)
# *scrambles the internets*
*runs faster*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:26, archived)
# hahaha!!
i like the pigeon!
here!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:15, archived)
# hehehehe....
speaking of kittens and skateboards...

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:16, archived)
# hhaha
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:17, archived)
# i spent ages making a 'fantastic fork' image
that was so rubbish i didn't even upload it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:18, archived)
# oh come on!!
it can't be worse than anything i've ever done!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:20, archived)
# well no
but i have standards
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:25, archived)
# meh...
standards shmandards.
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:26, archived)
# if we believed in standards there be nobody on this site
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Do eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Apparently he was in a twin squirrel helicopter
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(Mrcheeze (.)(.), Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:07, archived)
# a what?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:08, archived)
# a who?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:08, archived)
# a when?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:18, archived)
# hard right
over jump
medium left

congratulations, you've now reached Hull
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:09, archived)
# needs more dancing in pants
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:10, archived)
# what ?
(Mrcheeze (.)(.), Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Single to Hull please driver


Did this a while back and suprisingly haven't seen it done ..... thought I'd post it before they find her*

*insert state of choice here

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Heheh.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:02, archived)
# tch tch
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:02, archived)
# He he
Hull with you, begone
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:03, archived)
# is that you in that Studio Line advert??
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:08, archived)
# I dunno what you mean
Blast my cover has been blown!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Needs more
shifty-looking parents
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:04, archived)
# I watched the clip of Gerry McCann from the newsletter on Friday
They so did it. So did it.

It's going to be funny if they get let off, though. The media's going to look stupid either way.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:06, archived)
# s-s-s-sedative
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Jack and Kate
would make good Gerry and Kates

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:06, archived)
# I think John Lock did it
He's far too weird for my liking
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Yes, I can imagine him buying small children.
but maybe Charlie slipped her some smack to keep her quiet while he went out on the piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:09, archived)
# These Spanish Police
They're a waste of fuckin space

hehe

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:11, archived)
# not as bad as those Portuguese police though, eh?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Spanish - Portuguese
All as useless as eachother

;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:15, archived)
# the actor who plays him won an Emmy last night for the role
/pointless trivia fact of the day
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Terry O'Quinn?
Who was also in the X-Files twice?

Or not?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:13, archived)
# yup, good ol' Terry
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:35, archived)
# really?
I thought they just gave the whole back-slapping batch to the Sopranos to save time.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:13, archived)
# ah :)
almost didn't see Maddie there :P

woo
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:07, archived)
# isn't that what her parents are saying now??
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Pffft...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:18, archived)
# it took me too long
to see Maddie in this picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:10, archived)
# ah that takes me back....
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Hahahaa
Nicely done
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)
# ahem
www.b3ta.com/board/7184141
(gj is Iron Man, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:41, archived)
# :)
Think I made mine about a week later
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Still can't think of an Elvis thing.

Previously7 Previously6 Previously5
Previously4 Previously3 Previously2
Previously1
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Hahahahahah
I want your babies!

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:54, archived)
# here
you can have mine

*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:02, archived)
# pfft
ace



(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:54, archived)
# nice ham
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:39, archived)
# hahaha
top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:54, archived)
# *office lols*
Wondered where that was going - love it!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:54, archived)
# genius!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:55, archived)
# HA HA HA HA!
Pure geniarse
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Hahaha
Arfff
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Aces! all aces!
I think my favourite so far has been the "I'm not Dave" one, but they're all good!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Pffffft
Crazy!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Fucking hell!!!!
Hahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:00, archived)
# brilliant.
will you be doing all the films?
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:02, archived)
# I don't know.
I'm kind of working chronologically and have reached a "that's no moon" comedy stumbling block, seeing as it's been done a million times before.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:14, archived)
# leave that bit out then
it's the best option
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Ahahahaaa! Have a
woo!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Marvellous!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:02, archived)
# hahahahahaha
brill
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:04, archived)
# fab
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:06, archived)
# hahaha, wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Couldn't careless if its bindun! so :p
Been on holiday, and can't be arsed to look through them all!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:46, archived)
# bloody ace shopping!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:47, archived)
# hehe good work
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:48, archived)
# hahah
I am having officelols at Steve & Alan
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:51, archived)
# I really ought to do more,
I've got a few in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Yay. Woo. Excellent!
I don't think it has been, and click for the quality shop!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Mmmmm, rock....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:49, archived)
# bin done twice - this is the third time with the exact same source image!
:p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Is it a
design your own rock generator thingy? I'm sure I've seen one of those somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:55, archived)
# aint a strawberry moo
sorry prolly the googles!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:58, archived)
# nah, it originally said blackpool rock, and then used Tatty for rest
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:02, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:05, archived)
# nah
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:06, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Try searching google for stick of rock!
thats all I could get it to come up with! :)
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:03, archived)
# It has bindun, twice I think
But it's still an ace bit of shoppery
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:50, archived)
# soup herb!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Well yes, but that's compos!
have some alternative rock...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:55, archived)
# genius!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Dan Dare - He's a right cunt and no mistake


Click for the whole story!!! (204kB)

7 6 5 4 3 2 1

I will stick these on my website when I can be arse to make it


(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:43, archived)
# haha!!
i love these!

thats just like a night out in fareham!!
just without the martians...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:47, archived)
# whassat?
*peers*
is that... HAM!?
what is the meaning of this outrage!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:50, archived)
# argh
you've defiled my childhood.
(I helped save b3ta! shavedchimp something something oranges something, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Loving these
WooYayetc
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:48, archived)
# haha!
hell yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:48, archived)
# haha
I like these
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Huzzah!
catfood is my favourite
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:56, archived)
# These are wholesome woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Hooray for accents!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Hooray for RIS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:42, archived)
# I'm with you...
*yays RIS*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:43, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Also
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Ed Norton
With a cod Oirish accent?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:46, archived)
# hooray for b3tadays!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Les!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:52, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:02, archived)
# RIS... RIS...
Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Commiserations to Northern Rock
(I helped save b3ta! timhalbert club sandwiches, not seals, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:33, archived)
# I was considering going into Northern Rock
to open an account, just to see the look on their face.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Hahahahaha
hahahahahahaha

^this^

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:37, archived)
# poor old NR
I owe them 59 grand
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Don't worry though.
They'll sell your debt to someone with bigger, nastier debt collectors.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:38, archived)
# i.e. Lloyds TSB
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:39, archived)
# hehe
nah, I'm not worried, my mortgage is tiny
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Is it 59 grand?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:40, archived)
# I wondered who was rummaging through my bins
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:41, archived)
# well, you will throw out perfectly good food!!
*gasps*
this sandwich is barely green!!
*eats*
wasteful git!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:46, archived)
# that was the cat's dinner
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:47, archived)
# :(
's dinner
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:51, archived)
# *shrugs*
it's all good baby!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Daft cunts...
fancy investing all your money in Blackpool confectionary
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:44, archived)
# I can see Kaiser Chiefs
Is that the Stereophonics?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:57, archived)

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