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Edit: I took apart a Meccano F1 car that has been sat on my bedroom shelf since circa Christmas 1993 to make this. Is that wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Redex?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:47, archived)
#
?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:50, archived)
# I'm sorry, I missed the question.
The bit before the '?'
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:01, archived)
# WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:01, archived)
# I don't understand!
What 'what' ?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:13, archived)
# What are you saying " " for?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:14, archived)
# but I didn't say that.
Explain yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:16, archived)
# I mean this
b3ta.com/board/7637260
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Ah, I understand now.
Thanks for clearing that up.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:24, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/7637380
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:26, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7637389
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Here ya go
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:53, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:56, archived)
# !
so very very clever!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Brilliance
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:47, archived)
# pffft
i like your mindtin.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Oh, bravo.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:49, archived)
# oh my
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Oh,
well played that man.
(I helped save b3ta! Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:50, archived)
# pfffffft!
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Nope
Like a giant having a wank...That's way over my head
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:52, archived)
# took me a good 5 minutes to get it
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:53, archived)
# that's not like you
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:54, archived)
# *checks watch*

Nope...I'm obviously well off the information superhighway and gently meandering the country roads of ignorance at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:58, archived)
#
Maddie
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:01, archived)
#
a little bit but I think it's the whisky
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Hint
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Thanks...I can honestly say that I haven't see that logo
so my ignorance of your very fine post is understandable and, I sincerely hope, forgiveable
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Ah
It's some logo which I have never seen in my life?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:12, archived)
# I'd not seen it either
and I got it
nerr nerr
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:15, archived)
# How?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:17, archived)
# looked like a maddy spazzy eye
simple
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:37, archived)
# yes...but you are pissed on free whisky and it is one of the higher truths that those pissed on whisky see all that is hidden

and most* that is not





*the coffee table at shin bone height is not one of the observed unhidden thingys
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:19, archived)
# your shelf must be fucking HUGE!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:52, archived)
# i just got it
i think.

very good anyway, i suppose
(bl33dingsaint how's your father?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Gosh
That I didn't RIS is a testament to how quickly an image can become iconic given enough media saturation. Incidentally, Sky 3's between-programme ident has a similar effect for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Pooft!
*CLICK*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Genie-arse!
There is still comedy mileage to be had...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:56, archived)
# ho ho ho
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:58, archived)
# oh my!
have you a pictur eof the F1 car?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Er, ok
here
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:40, archived)
# very good
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Yeah, especially if you use a similar piece in Lego
They'll have your ass for £49.2 million
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Very good
More subtle than mine :)
That's subtle, unlike mine :P


by the way, those are her real eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:06, archived)
# that's about as subtle as a breeze-block
like these; oops and doh
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Wood chipper Wood chipper
shes been put through a wood chipper!
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Haha!
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:12, archived)
# That's very, very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:14, archived)
# :¬D
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:22, archived)
# I needed to read the thread to understand it :)
Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:06, archived)
# First maddie related post that was actually clever*
*that I've seen

Have yourself a click
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Bargain
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:42, archived)
# hahah, answers a lot
I imagine he did do his own ones judging by the quality
Rubbish Lions R Us
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:45, archived)
# what the fuck does "CUNASONIC" mean?
Is sounds like some sort of tongueshaped sex toy.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:54, archived)
# I would guess that it says:
CHACUN A SON GOUT
which is yer actual French for "Each has his own taste."
(londoner, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:38, archived)
# hahaha
I like the fact that her tattooed tits are better than her tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:47, archived)
# *spits tea into keyboard*
damn you
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:58, archived)
# bow down mortals....
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:25, archived)
# *burns Lovecraft*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:26, archived)
# *loves bumcraft*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Kraft Bumlove
now available in packs of 10 from the fridge
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:30, archived)
# *butters*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:32, archived)
# *cartman*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:33, archived)
# *timmy!*
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:40, archived)
# TIMMY!
sh
TIMMY!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:53, archived)
# *crafts lovebum*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Well, he's been dead for quite some time
but do go ahead
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:30, archived)
# I did mean to check with you if it was ok, so thanks...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:31, archived)
# You're quite welcome
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:33, archived)
# You, sir, are a good and kind person.
*pins medal on mediocre's chest (carefully)*

Edit: I just saw your reply here and coughed half a can of coke onto my lap, you utter, utter bastard.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:34, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Are corpses burn proof?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Well, they certainly aren't bum proof!

I've said too much, haven't I?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Why oh why oh why
are so many sci-fi / fantasy languages quite so riddled with apostrophes?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:28, archived)
# It's mainly to cover up the truly shoddy writing
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:31, archived)
# You could be on to something there.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:33, archived)
# My insult was mainly directed at David Eddings
utter, utter tosh
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:33, archived)
# agreed
he sucks.
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:35, archived)
# you're an author then?
i presume?
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:33, archived)
# I have written, yes....
*narrows eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:35, archived)
# hehe
that reminds me - anyone seen Afinkawan today?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Strangely enough, I was thinking that as well....
Did you listen?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Yes
Not that you were asking me.

It was funny.
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:43, archived)
# I'm always keen to hear what you have to say.
Apart from whispering "kill all the little children in the park" to me when I'm asleep.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Yes
it was very b3ta-y - lots of snakes on a plane jokes etc, and v amusing, mind you, I was very pissed
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Is it fishy deity tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:28, archived)
# cor!
EAT ME FIRST!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:30, archived)
# *barges to front of queue*
I accept the challenge!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:48, archived)
# not sure...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Good grief, no!
My one spends enough money on shoes as it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:32, archived)
# take my mother in law...
Please
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:42, archived)
# hell yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:31, archived)
# CTHULHU FHTAGN!
CTHULHU FHTAGN!
CTHULHU FHTAGN!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:28, archived)
# DONALD FAGAN!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:41, archived)
# *MOR guitars*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:43, archived)
# There's a limit to how many of these cthulhu pics I'll let slide...
before slipping in a pea roast
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:33, archived)
# hahahaahhaahah.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:44, archived)
# yentraccm luap yentraccm luap yentraccm luap
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:46, archived)
# DAS IST NICHT TOT, WAS EWIG LIEGT, BIS DASS DER TOD DIE ZEIT BESIEGT
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:33, archived)
# THAT IS NOT DEAD, WHICH IS APPROPRIATE FOR ETERNAL, UNTIL THAT DEATH DEFEATS THE TIME
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:38, archived)
# I love the way you can get a "Praise cthulhu" out of the internet
but anything vaguely related to christianity/islam/hinduism will get you branded as a delusional fuckwit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:35, archived)
# who wouldn't
praise a god with an octopus for a head?
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Me
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:37, archived)
# teh internets says
you don't count. :P
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:39, archived)
# The Internet can suck my cock
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:39, archived)
# with the right peripherals
i' sure that is possible.....
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:40, archived)
# definately need firewire
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:45, archived)
# *ponders* usb fleshlight
6. profits
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:53, archived)
# teledildonics FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:55, archived)
# ^ this
I think anti-religionism is a bit harsh.
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:37, archived)
# But, to be fair
They deserve it
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Who?
Religions or religious people?
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:41, archived)
# The majority of both
You know, forcing views on others, general ignorance, etc
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:47, archived)
# GREYFACE
In the year 1166 B.C., a malcontented hunchbrain by the name of Greyface, got it into his head that the universe was as humorless as he, and he began to teach that play was sinful because it contradicted the ways of Serious Order. "Look at all the order around you," he said. And from that, he deluded honest men to believe that reality was a straightjacket affair and not the happy romance as men had known it.

It is not presently understood why men were so gullible at that particular time, for absolutely no one thought to observe all the disorder around them and conclude just the opposite. But anyway, Greyface and his followers took the game of playing at life more seriously than they took life itself and were known even to destroy other living beings whose ways of life differed from their own.

The unfortunate result of this is that mankind has since been suffering from a psychological and spiritual imbalance. Imbalance causes frustration, and frustration causes fear. And fear makes for a bad trip. Man has been on a bad trip for a long time now.

It is called THE CURSE OF GREYFACE.
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Booo!
consult your pineal gland!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:01, archived)
# :D
that's the second time today I'm quoting the Principia
must...stop...
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:05, archived)
# That's a very narrow viewpoint
I'm religious and I'm not ignorant (although I expect Micto would disagree).
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:02, archived)
# As a quaker, it's a large part of my values system that I don't try and push my beliefs on others.
Try explaining that to an atheist bigot, though.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:12, archived)
# You'll be busy next week
:)
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:16, archived)
# I'm busy every week
You know, serving up shit in soup kitchens and stuff.

OF COURSE THIS MAKE ME AN EVIL PERSON.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:18, archived)
# Christ, how did I get so emotional to post that?
I do charity work to make other people feel better, not to get credit as a 'good person'.

Anyone that wears a fucking badge after making a donation can suck a homeless man's balls.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:22, archived)
# It's National Quaker Week
I thought they'd at least have you down for serving tea or something.
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:25, archived)
# I haven't been to a meeting in almost 5 years.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:28, archived)
# but I am a delusional fuckwit

I believe that cheese and curry are eventually going to rule all
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:40, archived)
# cheese curry
is indeed the badger's nadgers
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:41, archived)
# *gapes aghast*

*relieves obviously feverish grrrl of whisky*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:45, archived)
# She's right you know
Hello Attila, I am coming down for the music soon.
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:46, archived)
# The music?

I mean I know there is music happening...but specifically what music
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Mozartfest
:)
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)
# oy girrus that back!
Paneer, man, PANEER!!! mmmmmmm!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:51, archived)
# isn't Cthulhu-ism just a joke though?
its not like theres an actual religion is there?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:40, archived)
# ^

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:41, archived)
# tell that to the guys
at the cthulhu the baptist church :P
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Well, in fairness, he does need to be kept damp, so it the best place for him.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:46, archived)
# There are fanatics that give it a bad name
just like most things.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:46, archived)
# I don't know
it's quite safe to bang on about karma
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:45, archived)
# fucking karma - what bollocks
you nob-head

etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:49, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUXJrO_FiWk
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:54, archived)
# That's a great picture of a kitten skateboarding, here is a similar picture I made...

Or CFB:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Anyone wanna buy a dead horse?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
Blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:21, archived)
# 'noon Mr vee

it'll end in tears you know
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:22, archived)
# If only you knew the half of it...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:22, archived)
# It's knowing there's another half to come that's the problem
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:25, archived)
# oh Christ don't remind me
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:26, archived)
# TEARS OF JOY!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:22, archived)
# hey, it's Friday!
It'll all end in beers

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:24, archived)
# It already has.
Whaddya fancy?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:27, archived)
# *licks lips*
If I had the choice of any alcoholic beverage known to man right now, I think I'd have to go for a Mai Tai from Snafu23 in Brighton.

Failing that, just get me a pint of bitter.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:29, archived)
# one pint of Tim Taylor's Landlord coming right up
I must admit, an ice-cold Singha at the the very top of the State Tower in Bangkok was indeed a fine beverage.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Cheers!
that does sound nice
*dreams of cold beer in hot places*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:38, archived)
# damn - I always get it wrong!
/cold women warm beer . blog
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:41, archived)
# is that 'tears' as in crying
or 'tears' as in ripping flesh
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:15, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
My inspiration... how's you sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:23, archived)
# not too shabby
w**king from home and eating fabulously :)

oh and it was the Dan's Dares further down that inspired me to fire up Photoshop, so I guess we are mutually inspirational today
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Ah, but without The Adventures of Rob
i would never have done Dan's dares and we'd have a time paradox which would make me explode... or something
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:27, archived)
# Wonderful.
oustanding, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:24, archived)
# I'll be needing glasses then.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:24, archived)
# *hands you an expertly mixed oldfashioned in a heavy-bottomed tumbler*
better?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:25, archived)
# yeah - thanks
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:30, archived)
# hahahahahah, thats ace!
But I'm still gonna post this...
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:24, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:29, archived)
# I do like you
Especially as you've just taught me a new word.
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:34, archived)
# I'm morbidly curious as to which one...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:44, archived)
# 'Chop'
I'm assuming it means cannabis?
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Nah it's worse than that
it's Charlie
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Oh
I thought cocaine was sold in metric, not imperial measures?
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:04, archived)
# not if you buy half an ounce
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:31, archived)
# I vote for plums

that's why the gov't in my country is fruity and round



...oh dear...wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:47, archived)
# hahaha
real men go in dry
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Hahahahna *Cackles*
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:35, archived)
# The Voice Of Jasonko!!!!!!!!
Sign up 4 my radio/tv staion ya?



www.jasonko.tv/
(..........., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:17, archived)
# you again ya cunt!!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Run!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:19, archived)
# I heard he was famous in Scotland, Slovakia and Romania
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:20, archived)
# that's one poncy ass kitchen
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:24, archived)
# ^this
there's a right buncha shite in there
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Not Scotland
I've just asked it.
(jagathewise, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:28, archived)
# i like his down to earth
jib.
no messing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:24, archived)
# His left
ear is funny.
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:20, archived)
# He's got cup-ear
It's a debilitating disease.

Causes shite posts
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:25, archived)
# mug
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:25, archived)
# You're right
He has got a funny mug too
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:28, archived)
# You won't be offended if I don't, will you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:20, archived)
# I just made a really big origami swan
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:21, archived)
# ver' nice :)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:22, archived)
# It's not origami
EDIT: if you use tape
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Sellotape pedant
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:25, archived)
# word...
tape is cheating
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:36, archived)
# I taped six pieces of paper together to make one big piece
then folded that. It's not cheating! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:41, archived)
# That's not his voice
that's his face
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:21, archived)
# *dons viking helmet*
youtube.com/watch?v=wZ7YedEopp4
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Do fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Is this your
I've been hacked myspace pic?

aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:22, archived)
# HEY WOW IT'S ALMOST LIKE PEOPLE GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE TALK BOARD
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:22, archived)
# I wouldn't go quite that far.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:23, archived)
#
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:22, archived)
# holy shitting jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Ahahaha
*chokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:35, archived)
# genius.
right there.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:40, archived)
# micto's....
still trapped in there somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:26, archived)
# It's like
a poor man's DJ HETZ HUDSON
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:23, archived)
# i hear these past five years
has seen a 500% decrease in speedcore.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:26, archived)
# THE FAST WAY OF LIFE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:32, archived)
# *does hand signals*
This is your radio station.

This is my arse.

This is shite coming out of my arse onto your radio station.

This is me smearing the shite all over it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:23, archived)
# You are definitely 'in the zone' today, sir.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:26, archived)
# :D
I'm in a good mood is all.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:31, archived)
# piss off you antisocial spamming twat
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:25, archived)
# You seem to like yourself a lot more than people like you.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:27, archived)
# Hello all - first time punnage...
(Mowgarr, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:07, archived)
# zut alors!
Tres bon.
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:08, archived)
# punnage
Cheers! Had it in my head for ages...
(Mowgarr, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:18, archived)
# That is a most worthy pun!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:08, archived)
# punnage
Ta muchly. Still a bit confused by all this posting business, feeling like an utter noob, which is 'cos I am...
(Mowgarr, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:19, archived)
# I mentioned earlier that my bandwidth has been throttled to 3kb/sec until monday.
Christ, how does anyone use the internet at this speed?

IT'S GHASTLY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Honestly, it's like I actually have to be certain that I want to refresh the page and shit.
bash quotes are pretty much the only thing I can get to load.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:11, archived)
# reminds me of when i had dial up
i had to really make sure which thumbnail of each preview page i wanted to load up, so i spent a lot of time squinting at very small porn
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:15, archived)
# It's like being 14 again!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:20, archived)
# are you the mod on zombiemoodrobots?
If so, how long does it take one to be an authorized member?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:16, archived)
# As long as it takes me to notice.
I made you active about 12 hours ago.

YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:17, archived)
# YAY
I didnt get the mail.Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:33, archived)
# I rember when, in 1994, the store I was working in got, wait for it,
1400bps modems in.

Hot shit I'll have you know!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:12, archived)
#
/ Hayes fax modem blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:13, archived)
# The internet was smaller then though
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:13, archived)
# and full of ~

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:14, archived)
# You could fit it into a matchbox.
/recalls former times blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:15, archived)
# a matchbox? you don't know you're born!
there were 6 of us to a spectrum, in a thimble in the gutter, and we were glad of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:16, archived)
# I forgot to mention
that the matches were still in it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:17, archived)
# at least
you had light!

Edit: noon all, gotta go
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:21, archived)
# 300 BAUD, MOTHERFUCKER.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:15, archived)
# I honestly thought that my hammertime plugin for firefox would never get annoying.
FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:27, archived)
# Also, how are you?
I remember you being very nice when I needed to hear nice things.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:30, archived)
# BACK TO THE ROOTS!
groups.google.com
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Any recommendations?
HAARG doesn't seem to get me much.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:18, archived)
#
groups.google.com/group/alt.tasteless/topics
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:27, archived)
# I think I might just stick around here.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:15, archived)
# Christ!
*Bangs head repeatedly on desk*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:09, archived)
# hahaha
top work!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Bit TOAPy, but I'll forgive you
Cos it made me giggle like a loon
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Haha!


(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Ha ha
Excellent

My first one was 'Murder on Zidane's floor'.
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:11, archived)
# ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:11, archived)
# I approve of this ^ kind of thing
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:14, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:19, archived)
# I clicked
because it made me laugh. Out loud, no less.
(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:32, archived)
# hahaha
top pun
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:16, archived)
#
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:06, archived)
# harr
Talk to toblerone is the best one...
(I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:07, archived)
# *sings* I'll have a chav Christmas without you.....
Lovely stuff!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:08, archived)
# talk to toblerone about cool people
that's a keeper ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:08, archived)
# ^this is what I was thinking!
aces!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:09, archived)
# heheheh
pointy chocolate...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:12, archived)
# hahahaaha
this is your best one!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:08, archived)
# hahahahaha
talk to Toblerone about cool people!

hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:08, archived)
# I talk to my Toblerones all the time
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:10, archived)
# I see there's a fruit and nut one now
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:10, archived)
# oh, for hoity toity conversation
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:11, archived)
# It's delicious
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:12, archived)
# It looked it, on the side of the bus
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Still like the 'snow-capped' ones
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Do they have cocaine on?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:15, archived)
# here's hoping
*buys shares in Nestle*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Fruit and nut chocolate = the devil's food
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:13, archived)
# ^this
I like the devil. And his foods.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:14, archived)
# devil's foods are good.
everyone knows god eats tofu and water biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:19, archived)
# about cool people?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:11, archived)
# My day, how gorgeous they look, what I'm going to do to it...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:13, archived)
# what are you going to do to it?
I'd like to know!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Hahahaha!
What dbroon said ^
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:10, archived)
# That cool person looks suspiciously like a blind person

but at least I get to cook micto

'noon Miss
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:17, archived)
# Nice!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:21, archived)
# g'day M3

how is the merca based scouser this fine day
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Haha
to the extreme!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:22, archived)
# and we're getting quite amazing pictures of the rings around uranus...


does this seam ok to you?
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Why did the chicken cross the road?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:38, archived)
# No, she went of her own accord
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:39, archived)
# But how does she smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Dawn French!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:43, archived)
# don't worry tobago myself!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:47, archived)
# because of the council's
total failure to build a bridge, thus endangering the lives of chickens everywhere?
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:41, archived)
# more importantly, which came first?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Judging by the size of the egg, I'd say the chicken.
 
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:42, archived)
# it was
the big bang, that joke about uranus, then the chicken or the egg.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:42, archived)
# it's urine-uss now
because that sounds much better
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:44, archived)
# haha
it's certainly the lesser of two evils
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:09, archived)
# read Pratchett's "Hollywood Chickens"
and all will become clear
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Fascinating
I anticipate observing Uranus for the first time
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:40, archived)
# *fears coasty the goatse kid*
*doesnt click*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:41, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:43, archived)
# that's why it's called "the ring(s) of uranus" :D

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Captain's log, stardate 54233
beamed down for a kebab. Kirk.

Captain's log, supplemental:
Spock is really beginning to get on my wick.
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:43, archived)
# are you ill?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:44, archived)
# *twitch*
shudder.
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:45, archived)
# :)


Edit: There is something truly sublime about seamshorses. I find myself unable to stop laughing when even just thinking about them.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:41, archived)
# now that
is quite lovely. Although nothing is quite what it seams...
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:44, archived)
# i can't seam to make out what it is
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:59, archived)
# well, in that case...I'd better bring this one out of the box (again)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:17, archived)
# \0/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:22, archived)
# [Just keep your eye on it for a bit ;?)]


[Edit: [Thanks for the nice comments.]]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Is that the new Olympics logo?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:37, archived)
# that just fucked my eyes
i like it though. is it also a stereogram?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:38, archived)
# ooooooh vertiginous!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:38, archived)
# I find this strangely unsettling...
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:38, archived)
# damn you!
*rubs fuzziness out of eyeballs*

get me the nurofen!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:38, archived)
# have you been taking pictures of my lunch
again?
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Whoa!
Hold it still will you
(I helped save b3ta! cantshopforshit, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Debbillgrrrrl says 'Arrrrgh'
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:39, archived)
# ow, the afterimages.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:42, archived)
# that reminds me I need more whiskey
*gets more whisky*

I have loads of whisky...RIS the supermarket is doing Glenfiddich for £15 I've bought lots...I probably won't make it to my birthday :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:43, archived)
# I love booze
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:45, archived)
# *passes tumbler of fiddich*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:50, archived)
# lovely ta
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:51, archived)
# You're welcome...I still have plenty


at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:53, archived)
# That's a darned fine price for the 'fiddich
may have to visit there myself later, for when I can hopefully take a few sherberts again.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:45, archived)
# I suggest sooner rather than later
I got the last 3 bottles in the store here in Bath and they were in the store out back this was at 1.30...I'm treating myself for managing to attend a H&S course all week and being awake for sufficiently long periods to pass *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:48, archived)
# whisky is vile
it makes me puke.
perhaps if i hadn't given myself alcohol poisoning by drinking homebrew whisky, i wouldn't hate it so much...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:49, archived)
# That you hate brings me much glee

We must party together some time
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:51, archived)
# it made me see old women who weren't there.
i had 2 nurses trying to sedate me, it was fun.

gin is better, i just lost a day when i drank a bottle of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:54, archived)
#
gin is better poison distilled into alcohol
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:56, archived)
# yes. yes it is.
that's why it's better. not as good as vodka, tequila, absinthe or aftershock, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:58, archived)
#
you're not from Essex Liverpool are you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:58, archived)
# no, Liverpool.
hence the fondness for aftershock and absinthe
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:02, archived)
# aftershock?!
tchoi!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:00, archived)
# aftershock is nice!
except for the green one. it's not bad in aftershock traffic lights, though. then again, having 3 shots in one tends to laminate the tongue to the back of the throat.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:04, archived)
# You're scaring the children.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:30, archived)
# also lovely
i like this
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:45, archived)
# For a moment there I thought it was the weed!
Stop screwing with my head!

(Woo!)
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:47, archived)
# argh, it moves!
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:47, archived)
# WHOA.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Redex here :(
I feel left out

:(

[ed] Now I can see it hours later .... tis most woo!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:06, archived)
# I like this
it's dead good :)
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Arguido Shoots First!


Topical (last month) and prob been done x 1000
(KingOfMyCastle, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:34, archived)
# last month?
I think you mean May.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Actually...
arguido status just two weeks ago. We're both wrong. *weeps*
(KingOfMyCastle, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:43, archived)
# I'm not
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:45, archived)
# where the fuck does one get decent stills from 'a new hope'? google was fucking useless
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:35, archived)
# the dvd
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:36, archived)
# best to make them yourself I'd guess

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Give me timecodes - I'll get you screengrabs
seriously.

Edit: well, within reason. If you basically want to make an animated flipbook of the movie, though - you can whistle....

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:36, archived)
# heh
thanks, but don't worry, the time has passed
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:37, archived)
# There's some huge HD stills out there
Though they're only identified by numbers which is a pain.

Here we go:
tiedostot.pilvikaupunki.net/ANH1080p/
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:37, archived)
# damn, forbidden.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Hmmm. I'm getting this:


Edit: Is blown over by the jetwash of TGA's speed of posting
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Ithankyew
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Has to have it's own window, not tab
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:50, archived)
# 'eckin' 'ell!
it works, and they are huuuuuge
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:51, archived)
# :) The other two:
tiedostot.pilvikaupunki.net/ROTJ1080i/

tiedostot.pilvikaupunki.net/TESB1080i/

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Why thank you!
Oh you meant the pics... Oops, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:54, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Sorry if I bruised you ;)


(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:06, archived)
# doesn't like firefox either
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Get the Firefox IE addon
It will work
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:59, archived)
# i have no problems viewing it in firefox tabs...
without any addon
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:00, archived)
# To be fair it works for me as well sometimes
that website seems a bit twitchy
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:02, archived)
# ^this^
works a treat

*gets 'shopping*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:01, archived)
# nooooooooo
WE'RE ALL DOOMED
or at least won't have a chance competing with you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:04, archived)
# ^THIS^


(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:12, archived)
# I am not authiorized to view that page
I guess...snigger it's not the page ...snigger I'm looking for...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:40, archived)
# OUT! ...
go on...

*hands coat*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:42, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:42, archived)
# fucking hell!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:59, archived)
# this isn't too bad a site, but range is limited...
www.movieweb.com/features/photos.php
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:38, archived)
# yeah i've got that one already
in fact, ithink you showed it to me originally :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:41, archived)
# hehehe, possibly
it's a good site for movie source pics
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:42, archived)
# i found another for shite films
i'll gaz you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:11, archived)
# I didn't know Michael Douglas was remaking Catweazle
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:41, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:43, archived)
# haha
I really have to watch that again :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:48, archived)
# I did about
seven Wart Arss things before I gave up and got my own screengrabs from the DVD. It depends how much stuff you need really.

I got some really shit ones and one which I'm going to use which made me cry laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Blargh
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:31, archived)
# wow
i love it
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:31, archived)
# CATALANCHE!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:32, archived)
# erk
a nightmare of kittens

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:32, archived)
# *broams*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Lawks!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Tilealicious!

(I helped save b3ta! DaSchop gippie, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:33, archived)
# *spacks*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:35, archived)
# *seizures*
*dribbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:37, archived)
# cats in a tumble dryer!
this am be amazing! woo!
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Woo!
That room must stink of cat piss though.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:34, archived)
# HAAAARG
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Argh!
It's a big furry pulsating cat-amari!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:34, archived)
# oooh.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:35, archived)
# cats like Felix
love _Felix

or something

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:35, archived)
# [Argh, Kill it with hammers!]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:35, archived)
# KALEIDOKITTIES!
psychedelic AND nauseating!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Tumblekittens!
Imagine the static cling!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Even cylons cry sometimes
(basalisk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:27, archived)
# cant stand them things
good afternoon all
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Yeah, they're always barging in front of me in the queue in Pret.
bastards.

Edit: How rude of me - Good afternoon!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:29, archived)
# 'lo!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Noon
Stinkypants
:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:30, archived)
# is there a picture?
i'm not even getting a redex
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:30, archived)
# same here...
patience is thin at this time of the week
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:32, archived)
# it's there now!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Is it the upgraded modern version of Marvin the robot?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:30, archived)
# isn't it a new cylon?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:33, archived)
# edit title from 'emo'
i changed the tit le to make it clearer
(basalisk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:34, archived)
# *was about to make pedantic distinction*
*decides not to, as micto is heavily armed*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:36, archived)
# I saw a bit of that new Battlestar business the other week
I thought it was quite good actually, considering how shit the original was.

this opinion was brought to you by Friday afternoon boredom
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Oh christ, not another one...


Dan's Dares is now online
except this one...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Loves
*Clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:26, archived)
# hahaha
these are still ace

edit/ did you see BBC4 comic history thing this week? Dan Dare started out as a do-gooding Chaplain.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:26, archived)
# I've been Sky + ing it
for a bumper sunday afternoon treat in a week or two
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Hahaha
I love this series.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:29, archived)
# These are wonderful, sir.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:31, archived)
# hahaha
keep em coming! I particularly love Dan's speech bubble in the last one!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:33, archived)
# He is
a maverick who likes to play by his own rules, even if it means the DA's gonna have his badge... or soemthing
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Thats no moon!


Hahahaha another dead kid post. Anyone else bored of Maddie yet???
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:22, archived)
# That's no artifact!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:22, archived)
# nah, she's still keeping me entertained.
"MADDIE, GET BACK IN THAT FUCKING BOX!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:24, archived)
# no, wait, wait til she's finished singing "Don't You Forget About Me"
that cracks me the fuck up. lol!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Your post defies logic.
*asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:24, archived)
# OMG
this photo is obviously fake as she is only an eye
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:24, archived)
# pffft
WHERE IS THE OTHER EYE?!?! IT'S BEEN SHOPPED!!!1111
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:26, archived)
# haha ^this
what have they done with the rest of her?!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:26, archived)
# zomgrepost
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Pfffffffft!


(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:34, archived)
# I'm so bored of Maddy
I found her, killed her and buried her under the McCann's patio with a cryptic sign above where she was buried.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:25, archived)
# soooo bored.
those posters are just creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:28, archived)
#
Find Maddie. Find her now. We must save her. We must find Maddie. Look for her. Is she in the shed? No? Look again. Keep searching. Maddie must be found. Now. Find her. Now.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:33, archived)
# i find the whole thing very useful
for diverting attention away from all the other kids that i've been abducting
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:34, archived)
# btw
find maddie/maddy/madeleine/madileine/madeline/madeliene
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Shed?
Oh fuckturtles! I put some mousetraps in my shed about the time she vanished, and I haven't been back to check them.
Oh god, no. Please no. I never thought...
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:35, archived)
# fuckturtles
made me laugh so hard, a bit of wee nearly came out.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:40, archived)
# only nearly?
*will try harder next time*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:56, archived)
# what posters?
The 'have you seen this girl' ones? I couldn't believe they still had them up in Manchester airport a couple of weeks ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:33, archived)
# i havent seen any
they dont have them in germany. haha! it's all so clear now!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:37, archived)
# they've still got them up in liverpool.
there are quite a few shopkeepers who are going to feel like cunts when they finally confess.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:37, archived)
# When they get sprung
they'll be the worlds most hated couple, since Brady and Hindly.
Mind you, perhaps he'll take the rap on his own, to let her off (like Huntley/Carr)
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:41, archived)
# i doubt it
they'll deny it until the trial, then blame each other.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Squatting in a puddle of urine?
wanking a dog?

Who else could it be?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)
# Rebecca Loos?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Haha


(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:20, archived)
# nah, she was pigs
and pigs only, she'd never wank a dog, she likes the feel of curly pig cock in her hands, and the thick scent of boar jism.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:21, archived)
# The lovely Debbie McGhee then
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:22, archived)
# hehe ^this
allegedly ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:23, archived)
# that was Alsatians...*
*allegedly
You could be onto something
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:23, archived)
# I heard it was only one alsatian* but she wasn't just wanking it off**
*allegedly
**also allegedly
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:24, archived)
# I thought it was a dalmation giving her one up the arse
actually
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:28, archived)
# oh?
I haven't heard this rumour.

But I've got a hard on now.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:27, archived)
# It's early in the day, but I think this award is justified.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Hooray!
I've deserved to win this many times, but because of my race/gender/sexuality/cuntishness* I am always overlooked by the powers that be.

I'd like to thank my mother, if she hadn't fellated me from a young age I would never be able to conjure up such images.

*delete as applicable
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:29, archived)
# As ever, your responses continue to justify this awards' bestowal.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:30, archived)
# two in one day?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Oh dear me!
*Clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Oh I do like this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:22, archived)
# hello emvee
how's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:26, archived)
# ha ha,
i see what you did there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Ambivalent Dog Wanking
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:22, archived)
# haha
she doesn't look very enthusiastic about her dog-wanking!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:22, archived)
# he's lasting too long
she's been at it for an hour and she's gasping on a cup of dog spluff.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:23, archived)
# jesus christ......
www.b3ta.com/board/7636863
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:27, archived)
# it's cos I'm in a good mood!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:39, archived)
# arf!
Bestiamyty?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:23, archived)
# tom green?
margaret thatcher?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Oh my
That's disturbingly click worthy!!

Nice work
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Jackie Onassis?*
*allegedly
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Hahaha
This takes me back
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:34, archived)
# they were happy days
I remember them fondlingly
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:40, archived)
# I just couldn't resist her
flaunting her moves onstage. Phwooar.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)
# nicely shopped
don't know who it is
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:22, archived)
# ta
it's bernie ecclestone/shakira. don't know why but i started putting them together the other month. the talk of ladyboys down below somewhere made me dredge her up again.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:23, archived)
# oh, little Bernie
didn't recognise him scaled up.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:25, archived)
# he's got surprisingly nice legs
and it's lucky his tits are small so you can't mistake them for mountains
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:26, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:26, archived)
# I didn't get it, but nice shop anyway.



(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:25, archived)
# kind of a one-man injoke
surefire way to never be frontpaged
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:28, archived)
# if your not
careful he'll fine you lots of money
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:25, archived)
# he's welcome to take my overdraft off my hands
one of his daughters is quite fit as well
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:27, archived)
# she is?
*googles*
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Yeah, but you've shown us
What she'll look like when she hits 40.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:33, archived)
# tamara ecclestone
www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5534255,00.jpg

i think that's her, anyway. nice looking lass. until she's 40 -- you raise a good point. which is more than she'll do at 40.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Fraser?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Arf!


(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:35, archived)
[challenge entry] woof woof
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:11, archived)
# heh
that's rather good
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:12, archived)
# it's certainly an improvement!
 
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:13, archived)
# she's not very
hard to improve though
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:15, archived)
# I like the way he's fondling her shaggy tail
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Woo in general,
but Yay for the expression and the shoulder branding!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:17, archived)
# double Amy-dog-show post
almost!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:19, archived)
# sorry
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:20, archived)
# if only you weren't
so slow
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:24, archived)
# woof!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Would...
..
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:50, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:06, archived)
# *wanks*
also - woo yay hoopla... and click.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:07, archived)
# *watches*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)
# hahah
fucking hell!




just like the old days
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:07, archived)
# hahaha!
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# I want them to capitulate, and rename it 'pussy'
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# skankpusscrackhoe III feline lord of the debauched streets of soho
peddler of smut, the great catty king who never loses an errection, writter of great adult entertainment, grand master of chess who always plays naked
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:09, archived)
# III?
i don't remember the first 2
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:11, archived)
# you wouldn't
because you're a smackhead
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:13, archived)
# ah!
that would explain things!

*toots*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
*awaits avalanche od old school reposts*
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:09, archived)
# eh?
.
(Avalanche - Purveyor of sexual deviancy since 1976, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:12, archived)
# "of"
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:22, archived)
# fair enough
some of them were quite odd though.
(Avalanche - Purveyor of sexual deviancy since 1976, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:33, archived)
# :)


(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Haha!
I don't know why, but that made me do a lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:15, archived)
# the kittens!
think of the kittens!

hehehe...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Hahaha
Yeees!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Haha!
Deceiving Bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:11, archived)
#
B3tards not working for me. :(

(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Kiss my Cookie
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:11, archived)
# *another non-british RIS*
(don't bother to reply, I have a feeling I wouldn't understand it anyway)
but it's by you so it must be funny ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:13, archived)
# hehe, ta ;)
It's based on an old school pic entitled 'every time you masturbate, God kills a Kitten'
- here:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Every_time_you_masturbate..._God_kills_a_kitten
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:15, archived)
# yes, that's the part I do understand
I just don't get the BBC poll part
see, toldya ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:16, archived)
# aha, fair enough, in that case, you need new and improved 'anti-RIS'
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7004122.stm
- Blue Peter being the name of a popular children's show that has been going since Noah was selling return tickets on the Ark on a 'buy one get one free' deal
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)
# *is enlightened*
I've only ever heard of Blue Peter here on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Lucky guy
it's shit
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:21, archived)
# but it DID have Janet Ellis...
...in her day...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:22, archived)
# it's had konnie huq recently
i wish i had

or at all
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:25, archived)
# she's doing a piece on wearing a corset for a week
currently on that dreadful One show on the beeb. , if your into that kinda thing
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Yvette Fielding and Mark Curry FTW!
I loved Blue Peter in all it's fireproof tinsel advent candle glory. Simon Groom, Peter Duncan who was in Flash Gordon and Janet Ellis, (mother of dagger faced Sophie Ellis Bextor), who bedded John Thaw in Sweeney: Tho Movie and wore naught but a german helmet.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:29, archived)
# you don't get stuff like that on TV these days...
/you'd enjoy /links today, it appears to be Blue Peter revival day
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Sarah Greene...
*sighs like only an adolescent masturbator can*
(I helped save b3ta! S tr app y, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Just taking my pound of flesh
Done with now.

www.b3ta.com/board/7636109

*Edit* Who actually did the famous MORONS/RIS pic?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:57, archived)
# ellywhaer? i don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Vienna?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:58, archived)
# this means nothing to me
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:02, archived)
# This is the correct answer
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:04, archived)
# ellywhaer?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:58, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:58, archived)
# *clicks*
Revenge is sweet
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:59, archived)
# *sigh*
Ah well, I suppose at least it's a nice way of getting your own back... :)
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Good Call, sir
Edit: talk about a load of flouncy flouncy, 'don't be horrid to people' secondary replies to his original post...Sir, revenge *is* sweet.

Edit Edit: I was about to be rude about someone then, but they might hear me

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Yeah
But I feel dirty now.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Nah. No Foul.
He was a cock, and you are allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:05, archived)
# I guess you mean me :)
I just think there's a point beyond which it's self defeating.
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Errrrrrrr..... sorry.
:) *proffers gentlemanly handshake*

No offense intended.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:07, archived)
# *shakes*
No worries chap :D
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# I did respond to your original comment in the thread
Though as I was out buying the weekend alcohol at the time it was posted rather late.

In summary, if he wanted to use my pic, I had no problem with it, it was the way it was done that pee'd me, and evidently a few others, off.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)
# True.
I had no problem with your response, or your ire. It's well deserved. I did feel that many of the responses were unnecessary, as well as breaking the rules laid down in the FAQ for exactly this sort of thing.
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:13, archived)
# er yes
sartori appears to be talking bollocks in that thread
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Shhhh.....
He hasn't noticed ye..... oh bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Cheers micto...
I know I'm in the minority here! :D
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:14, archived)
# here
www.b3ta.com/board/4890991
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Ah, cheers :)
I wondered who it was!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:07, archived)
# heheheh
revenge is a concept i can get right behind

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:06, archived)
# I like the way you think
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:07, archived)
# haha
goog for you
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:09, archived)
# arf!
and you wanted this?
www.b3ta.com/board/4890991#post4891002
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Ta!


(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:12, archived)

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